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** The fourth is with [[spoiler:two dead Granok hookers.]]

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** The fourth is with [[spoiler:two dead dead(or possibly passed out) Granok hookers.women.]]

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* ''"I'm so excited, I think I might wet my britches!... Oh..."''




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* His casual dismissal of the Chua as he passes the blaster rifle on display ''"Aaaand... not going to talk about '''them'''"''
* He finishes off by crushing his glass of wine, then as he walks away he demands someone fetch him another drink... Something expensive.



* Ish'mael's airship spiralling away and blowing up after a Spellslinger shoots the engines.

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* Ish'mael's airship spiralling spiraling away and blowing up after a Spellslinger shoots the engines.
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** The disclaimers of Ability Mechanics provide more gems such as [[AuthorsOfQuote a paragraph from]] UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson that he definitely didn't say since it was about playing WildStar, and another wherein the writer professes to writing it for procrastination purposes.

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** The disclaimers of Ability Mechanics provide more gems such as [[AuthorsOfQuote a paragraph from]] from UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson that he definitely didn't say since it was about playing WildStar, and another wherein the writer professes to writing it for procrastination purposes.
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-->Everything should have their place in the universe; yours is right here... my condolences.
-->Know that wherever you go, you will always end up right back here... wait, no, that's a terrible thought, forget I said anything.
-->About to have your atoms scrambled, and ''that's'' what you're wearing? Huh. Suit yourself.
-->Two legs? Still the same gender...? Whew!

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-->Everything should have their place in the universe; yours is right here... my condolences.
-->Know
condolences.\\
Know
that wherever you go, you will always end up right back here... wait, no, that's a terrible thought, forget I said anything.
-->About
anything.\\
About
to have your atoms scrambled, and ''that's'' what you're wearing? Huh. Suit yourself.
-->Two
yourself.\\
Two
legs? Still the same gender...? Whew!



* All of the Lucy Lazarin quests in Fool's Hope. You get transformed into a splorg, then blow-up poor ICI agents by priming bombs with your little bug legs. There's also this gem:

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* All of the Lucy Lazarin quests in Fool's Hope. You get transformed into a splorg, then blow-up blow up those poor ICI agents by priming bombs with your little bug legs. There's also this gem:



* In the Arborian Camp in Western Grimvault, there is a Granok chasing an Aurin who had accidentally consumed Redbull.

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* In the Arborian Camp in Western Grimvault, there is a Granok chasing an Aurin who had has accidentally consumed Redbull.Red Bull.


* Even the patch notes are hilarious. The first words of the first three paragraphs of M30 are part of a secret URL. Get it right, and you will be rewarded with [[spoiler:getting RickRoll'd.]]

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* Even the patch notes are hilarious. The first words of the first three paragraphs of M30 are part of a secret URL. Get it right, and you will be rewarded with [[spoiler:getting RickRoll'd.JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}ed.]]

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* The look on Buck's face when he sees the Stemdragon Liara and Sarge were running from.

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* The look on Buck's face when he sees the Stemdragon Liara and Sarge were running from.
from. Then, when the PowerTrio reunite, surrounded by enemies all around.
-->'''Sarge:''' Back so soon?\\
'''Liara:''' And you made friends.\\
'''Buck:''' ''(Deadpan)'' Shut up and kill something.
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** The disclaimers of Ability Mechanics provide more gems such as [[AuthorsOfQuote a paragraph from]] ThomasJefferson that he definitely didn't say since it was about playing WildStar, and another wherein the writer professes to writing it for procrastination purposes.

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** The disclaimers of Ability Mechanics provide more gems such as [[AuthorsOfQuote a paragraph from]] ThomasJefferson UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson that he definitely didn't say since it was about playing WildStar, and another wherein the writer professes to writing it for procrastination purposes.
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I added something to one of the folders. Also, I need to know how to add spoilers and links and stuff. I\'m confused on those.

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[[AC:[=DevSpeak=]: Movement]]

-->'''Disclaimer'''

-->The video you are about to see does not represent the final version of WildStar. You will see content in these videos that are works in progress, some more than others. All player abilities will likely change in some way before launch. This video is our attempt to provide a detailed explanation of wildstars core gameplay, while still leaving content for you to discover once we go live. Enjoy.

-->Ha! you guys and gals read this stuff after all. Please don't tell the legal team, or it's only a matter of time before they start insisting that this space be filled with a whole lot of 'whereas' and 'ipso facto', instead of the opportunity that i now have to relax and enjoy your fine, frame-by-frame advancing company.

-->Can i just take a moment, though, to say how nerve-wracking an Easter Egg like this can be? Everyone has such high standards. "Hey, Disclaimer guy, you should reveal one of the unannounced races!" "Disclaimer guy, what the business model gonna be?" "Hey Disclaimer guy, are you going to clean the kitchen or am i going to have to get a court order" Wait, that one's my roommate.

-->But no, it's not all wine and roses making secret stuff like this. There were five meeting debating the typeface and kerning alone. You don't want to know how many more focused around whether to refer to the actual meetings in this very panel. there were another two on whether to call them 'panels'. And then another on if we should make that joke.
-->Am i meta yet?

-->Alright, I should probably wrap this up. Look, if you wanna get a head start on seeing behind the curtain go to this URL: dft dot ba slash dash, plus the first word of each of the first three paragraphs of our post about the M30 patch notes, all together, no spaces. That should get your started on your sacred quest. And once you're done with that, maybe watch the rest of this video, K? My mom thinks it's really cool.

**Seriously, try it. It's hilarious.
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[[AC:Classes]][[AC:[[http://youtu.be/9g2zo4EcE5o Classes]]]]
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* Later is his futile attempt to run from a [[CombatMedic Medic]], especially when he has one casted leg before his innards are boiled.
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** Picking the Mordesh as the new lead singer.
-->''Morgano:'' What this band needs is a little more death... I can provide that.
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** The player character dancing with ''Avra Darkos'' off all people, in the ending cutscene.

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** The player character dancing with ''Avra Darkos'' off of all people, in the ending cutscene.
* Finding Kit Brinny's scattered belongings. Ominious, yet hilarious thanks to the commentary every time you find another item.
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[[AC:The Defile]]
* The entire quest involving the all-Aurin girl band.
** The player character dancing with ''Avra Darkos'' off all people, in the ending cutscene.
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[[AC:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn8648VGMKM "Meet the Exiles]]]]
* Each subject in the species Kit Briiny is describing seems to react to her descriptions.
* Kit gets so worked up talking about how the Exiles are gonna fight the Dominion for Nexus that she punches her cameraman.

[[AC:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FhB3iYv4Ng "Meet the Dominion"]]]]
* When Malvolio Portius mentions that the Mechari are "A bit a lacking" in the sense of humor, the accompanying video shows a Mechari male getting hit with a paper airplane, and zapping the source in response.
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-->'''3:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh, whatever you're cooking smell delicious!]]

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-->'''3:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh, whatever you're cooking smell smells delicious!]]



** At one point the Scanbot comments about how Eldan tech was not always as murderous and bloodthirsty, the goes onto a brief tangent about the Eldan's seeming need to directly control the "lesser" beings they created, as though they had no free will. "Brief", because the philosophical musing is interrupted with a shock, an "OW!" and a firmware reload that leaves the Scanbot starting over from a blank slate.

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** At one point the Scanbot comments about how Eldan tech was not always as murderous and bloodthirsty, the then goes onto a brief tangent about the Eldan's seeming need to directly control the "lesser" beings they created, as though they had no free will. "Brief", because the philosophical musing is interrupted with a shock, an "OW!" and a firmware reload that leaves the Scanbot starting over from a blank slate.

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** At one point the Scanbot comments about how Eldan tech was not always as murderous and bloodthirsty, the goes onto a brief tangent about the Eldan's seeming need to directly control the "lesser" beings they created, as though they had no free will. "Brief", because the philosophical musing is interrupted with a shock, an "OW!" and a firmware reload that leaves the Scanbot starting over from a blank slate.
** On shellarks, armored aquatic creatures that will take bites out of anything near:
-->"If scanbot may be allowed a moment of editorial freedom, scanbot would say this is typical of the Eldan: to take a perfectly terrifying and relentless killing machine, give it a good long look, and then say, 'Yes, what the universe needs is a cross between a shark and a tank.'"
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-->Two legs? Still the same gender...? Whew!
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* [[http://flutterhunter.tumblr.com/post/93003601565/found-in-dawnbringer-outpost-grimvault-dominion War Action Nurse #377]], an intentionally [[{{Camp}} horrifically bad parody]] [[SoBadItsGood of pulp fiction.]] It is glorious.
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-->About to have your atoms scrambled, and ''that's'' what you're wearing? Huh. Suit yourself.


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** They also have a ''fantastic'' "nobody saw that!" expression as they pat themselves, glancing about in terror. "Is it gone?"
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** The judges themselves. You have an extreme sports star, a food critic who's allergic to most everything [[note]]She judges foods by what ''doesn't'' give her a deadly allergic reaction.[[/note]], a Chua Warplot veteran, and a popular animal worker Aurin.

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** The judges themselves. You have an extreme sports star, a food critic who's allergic to most everything [[note]]She judges foods by what ''doesn't'' give her a deadly allergic reaction.[[/note]], a Chua Warplot veteran, and a popular animal worker maternal advice column Aurin.
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* The Draken Mailbox. Usually, Draken architecture is very pointy, feral, and imposing, but their mailbox is the unfortunate corpse of some poor animal skewered on some spears, letters put into its open mouth, with some extra envelopes and a package impaled on one of the pikes. Skulls, of course, form the base.
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!! Livestreams

* During the Livestreams, one of the Carbine staff has a NERF gun to shoot people with whenever someone curses, or makes an awful pun or impression. Particularly funny is how Tony Rey is almost always at the receiving end. In one episode, Frost panics because he is right next to Tony, and could be hit if the shooter misses.

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* After collecting perfectly marbled Golden Roan meat, you have the option of participating in the cook-off involving said ingredient. The mini-games are fantastically difficult and almost always fail unless you have superhuman skills. But, no matter how badly you cook the meat, how poorly you relay instructions to your sous chef, and how awful the finishing touches were, you can always save the day and win ''every single time'' by the use of one magical technique: [[spoiler:add Cubacon.]]
** The judges themselves. You have an extreme sports star, a food critic who's allergic to most everything [[note]]She judges foods by what ''doesn't'' give her a deadly allergic reaction.[[/note]], a Chua Warplot veteran, and a popular animal worker Aurin.
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* The look on Buck's face when he sees the Stemdragon Liara and Sarge were running from.
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* The entirety of the Rocket Science quests, with two very distinct flavours of humour depending on faction:
** The Exiles get plenty of euphemisms and extremely uncomfortable dialog as the Override finds the process of getting his parts shot into the Globellum... pleasurable.
** The Dominion get a Freebot screaming and agonizing over his parts as they are used as receivers for an EMP.
* A Mordesh and an Aurin discuss the unnecessarily large delivery cannon in the Uncanny Advance. The Aurin uses surfer slang for whatever reason. Particularly fun is shooting yourself out that same cannon just as they discuss the possibility of doing so.

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* The Caretaker's sudden and odd use of euphemisms.
--> '''The Caretaker''': Quite the "shopping list" you've gathered, [Name]. Without too many "cooks in the kitchen", you should have little trouble with this next step.
--> '''Player Character''': Why are you talking like that?
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* In that same camp are an aurin, a mordesh and human having an amusing conversation about TP-ing the nearby dominion camp as a prank.



--> '''Corporal Hauser''': If that's how you want to think about it, yep.

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--> '''Corporal Hauser''': If that's how you want to think about it, yep.
yep.

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* Your response to Corporal Hauser complaining that he didn't expect his reinforcement to be a single Exile.
--> '''Player Character''': I'm pretty bad-ass, actually.
* Corporal Hauser tells you that he can't afford to send anyone else after Trooper Richter.
--> '''Player Character''': So I'm his [[StarWars only hope?]]
--> '''Corporal Hauser''': If that's how you want to think about it, yep.
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