History Funny / WhatTheFuckIsWrongWIthYou

20th Nov '17 1:05:37 AM erikvduyn
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* Nash's late father's house. It all started when Nash decided to replace the stove and, while clearing a path for it, found [[https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/932511972062572544 what reads like a list of]] NoodleImplements, including a door.
** This only got worse when Nash tried to find the water heater and turned to Twitter for help. He tried everything they suggested but just couldn't find it. This caused Nash to ramble about other things they've found in the house, such as an unassambled marble-top end table, a musket ("WE CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING WATER HEATER BUT OH BOY ARE WE READY IF THE GODDAMN REDCOATS COME BACK."), a freezer that turned out to be cursed and a cleaning kit for a 5 1/4" floppy drive (but no floppy drive), leading him to eventually open another closet. In there, he found:
*** [[https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/932513461631897602 A shoeshine kit with shotgun shells]]
*** [[https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/932513979037110273 An empty trapper keeper XL]]
*** [[https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/932515540526039041 A soldier's manual of common tasks]] ("NOW WE CAN STOP THE COMMIES.")
*** [[https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/932517864686448642 Bags for a 1970s vacuum cleaner]]
*** [[https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/932518121193246720 Vintage off-brand Kleenex]]
*** [[https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/932518280224477185 Underwear]], which finally made Nash lose it.
19th Nov '17 2:45:11 AM LTNuk3m
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--> '''Dan (offscreen): Yes.'''

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--> '''Dan (offscreen): Yes.'''(offscreen, and pretty much instantly): Yes!'''
15th Nov '17 6:42:46 PM LTNuk3m
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-->'''Hope[-/-][=JesuOtaku=]:''' You just know there's some guy sitting at home watching the evening news and saying "''Fuck!'' That's my shotgun!"

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-->'''Hope[-/-][=JesuOtaku=]:''' -->'''[JesuOtaku]:''' You just know there's some guy sitting at home watching the evening news and saying "''Fuck!'' That's my shotgun!"



** Upon learning that the moron in question not only lived in a trailer park but also worked as a tinker, Tara remarks that "Tinkers are not smart people." And once again, Hope is very quick to respond:

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** Upon learning that the moron in question not only lived in a trailer park but also worked as a tinker, Tara remarks that "Tinkers are not smart people." And once again, Hope JO is very quick to respond:



* 2/25/12 (''Hand-Carved Phallus''): Hope calling the Disneyland security team the 'Disney po-po'.
** Oancitizen claiming that "Organized basketball is essentially a bunch of rich white men controlling a group of athletic black men and making them fight each other," leading Nash to crack up and Hope to remark, "Tonight, on a very intellectual ''What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?''..."
** During a story on a homophobic builder who left hand-crafted concrete penises on the front doorstep of a gay neighbour, Hope idly asks, "I wonder if he took the time to grow moss on the balls."

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* 2/25/12 (''Hand-Carved Phallus''): Hope JO calling the Disneyland security team the 'Disney po-po'.
** Oancitizen claiming that "Organized basketball is essentially a bunch of rich white men controlling a group of athletic black men and making them fight each other," leading Nash to crack up and Hope JO to remark, "Tonight, on a very intellectual ''What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?''..."
** During a story on a homophobic builder who left hand-crafted concrete penises on the front doorstep of a gay neighbour, Hope JO idly asks, "I wonder if he took the time to grow moss on the balls."
10th Oct '17 1:03:28 AM WillBGood
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-->*Nash still asleep*

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-->*Nash --->*Nash still asleep*
10th Oct '17 1:01:48 AM WillBGood
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[[AC: {{Film/TheNeverEndingStory}}]]

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[[AC: {{Film/TheNeverEndingStory}}]]Film/TheNeverendingStory]]



[[AC: {{Film/TheDarkCrystal}}]]

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[[AC: {{Film/TheDarkCrystal}}]]Film/TheDarkCrystal]]
10th Oct '17 12:57:05 AM WillBGood
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-->'''Nash''': Hater's gonna hate, yo!

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-->'''Nash''': --->'''Nash''': Hater's gonna hate, yo!
10th Oct '17 12:56:25 AM WillBGood
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-->'''Nash:''' Hey man, do I have green paint around my eye?

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-->'''Nash:''' --->'''Nash:''' Hey man, do I have green paint around my eye?
10th Oct '17 12:52:23 AM WillBGood
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-->'''Nash''': ''[makes a horrified expression]''
-->'''Tara''': Maybe it should be a Cocoa Puffs box.
-->'''Nash''': Tara!

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-->'''Nash''': --->'''Nash''': ''[makes a horrified expression]''
-->'''Tara''': --->'''Tara''': Maybe it should be a Cocoa Puffs box.
-->'''Nash''': --->'''Nash''': Tara!
10th Oct '17 12:49:49 AM WillBGood
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-->'''Tara:''' I really... I really need people to stop transporting things inside their person. I really need people to stop swallowing things and shoving things in places they don't go and cutting themselves open and giving themselves breast implants full of cocaine! I really need people to stop doing this; my sanity can't take it! [[BrickJoke I'm starting to make Hitler jokes, for God's sakes!]] I can't take this shit anymore! ([[{{Beat}} pause while Nash laughs]]) I saw a hashtag on Website/{{Twitter}}, #ifmyvaginawasagun, and my first thought wasn't even, like, a reproductive rights issue, it was, like, 'oh, I remember that story'!

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-->'''Tara:''' --->'''Tara:''' I really... I really need people to stop transporting things inside their person. I really need people to stop swallowing things and shoving things in places they don't go and cutting themselves open and giving themselves breast implants full of cocaine! I really need people to stop doing this; my sanity can't take it! [[BrickJoke I'm starting to make Hitler jokes, for God's sakes!]] I can't take this shit anymore! ([[{{Beat}} pause while Nash laughs]]) I saw a hashtag on Website/{{Twitter}}, #ifmyvaginawasagun, and my first thought wasn't even, like, a reproductive rights issue, it was, like, 'oh, I remember that story'!
10th Oct '17 12:46:23 AM WillBGood
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--->'''[=JesuOtaku=]''': This PSA brought to you by Snowflame!

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--->'''[=JesuOtaku=]''': -->'''[=JesuOtaku=]''': This PSA brought to you by Snowflame!
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