History Funny / WarriorsOrochi

** "Manhunt" stages involves Kai and Okuni who drag the reluctant Kaguya along to find a man to be their husbands. They go fighting and defeating Cao Pi, Guan Suo, and Muneshige Tachibana. Unsurprisingly, those men's [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend Violently Protective Wives]], Zhenji, Bao Sanniang, and Ginchiyo Tachibana are undestandably angry and attack the player's trio. After the player's trio defeat those angry wives, the latter three pull out WhatTheHellHero to the former three for trying to steal their husbands by force. Kai and Okuni insist that's because all those men are AmazonChaser, which the three wives angrily denies. Of course, that false information are actually given to Kai and Okuni from [[DirtyOldMan Hideyoshi]] [ManipulativeBastard Toyotomi]].

--> Sima Shi: Zhao, why are you helping Da Ji?
--> Sima Zhao: Well, you see...
--> Sima Shi: It's too much of a bother, so you're not going to try to explain, is it?
--> Sima Zhao: Hey, wait, brother! I haven't said anything like that!

--> Sima Zhao: Ergh...I had to face father again? I know I saw it coming, but what a bother...

* WO3's Battle of Tong Gate, when Sima Zhao reaches Wei' main camp.

* In Shu's Story Mode in the first game, in the Rescue at Wu Jun stage. After breaking through heavy enemy resistance and fighting off numerous ambushes, Zhao Yun and co. thought they're finally about to [[HopeSpot rescue Liu Bei from the Castle]]. However to their disappointment the prisoner being held there is actually [[spoiler: Yuan Shao.]] You are then treated with a cutscene where your leading character, even ones like [[TheStoic Cao Pi or Kotaro]] having a YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe look on their faces when they see just who it is they've rescued.

* In The First Game during Shu's story mode during The Rescue at Wu Territory you think you're about to [[HopeSpot rescue Liu Bei from the Castle]] he is being held in but instead of him it's [[spoiler: Yuan Shao]] you wind up rescuing every character in the cutscene even ones like Cao Pi and Kotaro have a YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe look on their faces when they see just who it is they've rescued

* In The First Game during Shu's story mode during The Rescue at Wu Territory you think you're about to [[HopeSpot rescue Liu Bei from the Castle]] he is being held in but instead of him it's [[Spoiler: Yuan Shao]] you wind up rescuing every character in the cutscene even ones like Cao Pi and Kotaro have a YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe look on their faces when they see just who it is they've rescued

* Saika Magoichi, in his usual CasanovaWannabe fashion, tries to hit on every girl he meets, and receives resolute rejections from almost every single of them, much to his dismay and the player's amusement.

* Of course there is this gem from Sima Yi, Masamune Date, and Mitsunari Ishida's Dream Stage.

* In the first game, [[TheStrategist Zhuge Liang]] and [[TheHero Yukimura]] confrot Orochi with Liu Bei behind him. Orochi threatens Liu Bei, who asks them to drop their weapons. Zhuge Liang simply steps over and ''bitch-slaps Liu Bei in the face with his fan,'' revealing it to be a ruse by the illusionist Da Ji. Made all the funnier by Zhuge Liang's calm demeanor in the whole affair. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXr9r1UPjx0 Watch!]]

** Both Sima Yi and Masamune Date have a few hilarious moments together, namely in the stage where you get Gracia. Before the stage even begins they are both calling themselves idiot to the point where Date gets tired of it. And that's not even getting started to the cutscene one they rescue Gracia...

--> "You dare call me a dimwit? Imbecile! You are the dimmest dimwit this world has ever seen!"

* In the first game, [[TheStrategist Zhuge Liang]] and [[TheHero Yukimura]] confrot Orochi with Liu Bei behind him. Orochi threatens Liu Bei, who asks them to drop their weapons. Zhuge Liang simply steps over and ''bitch-slaps Liu Bei in the face with his fan,'' revealing it to be a ruse by the illusionist Da Ji. Made all the funnier by Zhuge Liang's calm demeanor in the whole affair. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXr9r1UPjx0 Watch!]]

* The special bonds conversations in the third game have countless examples of this, from Da Ji and Orochi doing a Literature/LittleRedRidingHood routine to Diaochan asking for a strand of Dong Zhuo's hair so she can curse him with what's implied to be a [[HollywoodVoodoo voodoo doll]] while claiming it's for a beneficial spell.

* From the third game, at the Battle of Luo Castle, Lianshi and Aya go to cause a disruption in the Wei forces... only to find Okuni there causing a disruption already, tearing her way through Zhong Hui's forces in an attempt to get close enough to be affectionate. Zhong Hui rejects her and tries to flee, but that just encourages her. And then, at the end, when she finally gets Zhong Hui, she decides he wasn't worth it after all. Zhong Hui's expression is PRICELESS!

->'''Zhang He''': "You're supposed to be a woman. [[ActionGirl Where's your sense of grace?]]"
->'''Ginchiyo''': "You're supposed to be a man. [[GorgeousGeorge Where's your sense of masculinity?]]"

->'''Zhang Jiao''': Yes be free my brother so we can spread the might of our glorious force!
->'''Kanetsugu''': Yes long live the Yellow Turbans... wait that's not right?

->'''Yoshimoto Imagawa''': "Huh? What would make you ever think I'm dead?"
->'''Yuan Shao''': "O, pitious soul. It is not even aware that it has died!"
->'''Yuan Shao''': "They look quite pale... Are you sure they aren't ghosts?"

->'''Kai:''' Hey, you! [[AccidentalInnuendo Come with me.]]
->'''Kunoichi:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Gah!]] [[LesYay You can't find a man, so you've given up on them entirely?]] Sorry, not interested!
->'''Kai:''' '''Training!''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I was talking about]] '''training!''' You're impossible!

* * CrowningMomentOfFunny - Quite a few, surprisingly. Possible candidate.

->'''Kai:''' '''Training!''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I was talking about]] '''training!''' You're impossible!

* In Warriors Orochi 3, there's also this gem when Guo Jia tried to hit on both Ina and Xingcai... ''in front of [[PapaWolf Tadakatsu]] and [[OverprotectiveDad Zhang Fei]]''. The result is predictable.

* In Warriors Orochi 3, there's also this gem when Guo Jia tried to hit on both Ina and Xingcai... ''in front of [[PapaWolf Tadakatsu and Zhang Fei]]''. The result is predictable.

->'''Yuan Shao''': "They look quite pale... Are you sure they aren't ghosts?"

* The dream mode mission with Okuni, Meng Huo and Goemon in 2. Okuni wants to collect money for her shrine and she asked Meng Huo and Goemon to help her. Meng Huo asks her wife, Zhu Rong for some money but Inahime thinks he is cheating her with Okuni. Cue explanatory ass-kicking. Later, she extorts money from Cao Pi and Magoichi, helps some villagers and finally, steals from Hideyoshi's castle.

->'''Kanetsugu''': Yes long live the Yellow Turbans... wait that's not right?

->'''Kantesuga''': Yes long live the Yellow Turbans... wait that's not right?

->'''Ginchiyo''': "You're supposed to be a man. [[GorgeousGeorge Where's your sense of masculinity?]]"

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