History Funny / WarriorCats

[[folder: The Original Series]]

%%** The sheer fact that some human named their cat Pickle.

--> '''Cinderpaw, placing one of this kits in front of Tigerclaw:''' "Here, now lick."

* Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but [[TheComicallySerious Tigerclaw's]] reaction to : Graystripe's kits was hilarious.

** This gets even funnier when you realize that Darkstripe is actually younger Spottedleaf, who Graypaw was comparing him to.

** The sheer fact that some human named their cat [[UnfortunateName Pickle]].

* After Graystripe [[spoiler:nearly drowns]]:

* Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but [[TheComicallySerious Tigerclaw's]] reaction to [[spoiler: Graystripe's kits]] was hilarious.

** "Oh great. Let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them." [[spoiler: HarsherInHindsight when this happens to Longtail.]]

* The scene where [[spoiler:Lionblaze and Cinderheart]] hook up.
--> '''[[spoiler:Lionblaze]]''': "So we're more than friends?"
--> '''[[spoiler:Cinderheart]]''': "Mousebrain."

* [[spoiler:Hollyleaf]] lecturing Lionblaze on his eating habits.

* Impostor!Bramblestar picks {{Narcissist}} ''BERRYNOSE'' of all cats to be his next deputy after he [[spoiler:exiles Squirrelflight for questioning his authority and being a codebreaker]]. The kicker to this odd decision? Berrynose's already unbearable ego and arrogance inflates to the umpteenth degree, bossing everyone around 24/7 with a newfound god complex of sorts instead of actually preforming the usual duties expected of a Clan deputy. Even Impostor!Bramblestar finds him annoying as hell, even when Berrynose is kissing up to him like a loyal servant.

* Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of ''Into The Woods''. [[spoiler:The way his eyes are drawn in that frame make it look like he's wearing sunglasses.]]

* When Sharpclaw goes to report to Leafstar after dealing with some quarreling Clanmates only to [[spoiler: awkwardly turn his head away once he realizes she's nursing her kits.]]

* Billystorm trying to hint to [[spoiler:Sol]] that he wants a private discussion with Leafstar:
--> '''Billystorm''': Ahem, [[spoiler:Sol]], don't you have a patrol to go on?
--> '''[[spoiler:Sol]]''': Not that I know of. Why? Do you want to lead one?

* When [[spoiler:the camp floods]], the apprentices' mentors briefly shelter with them. Dewpaw's reaction to this is:

** Which gets a CallBack later when he's asking around [[spoiler:Twolegplace for Nightcloud]]. He mentions Yew and the cat he's talking to asks the exact same thing he did, in the exact same confused tone.
* When Onestar is sharing his plan to [[spoiler:have the stoats ambush [=ThunderClan=]]], there's this great line:

* Crowfeather goes to the border and asks a [=ThunderClan=] patrol if he can see Leafpool. Thornclaw suspiciously asks what business he has with her, and Crowfeather answer it's private business. That leads to Berrynose remarking that [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar he's shared enough]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar private]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar business with Leafpool already]].

* This quote from Crookedstar's Promise is pretty much classic ItMakesSenseInContext:
--> '''Shimmerpelt''': Are we supposed to eat an omen, or should we go catch some more fish?
* There's a typo in the book where the fresh-kill pile is referred to as the "fresh-kill pie".

* Yellowkit and her siblings, Nutkit and Rowankit, experience their first snow. Nutkit believes WindClan did it and threatens to shred them, and Yellowkit is bogged down by the snow getting clogged in her long fur.

-->'''Yellowfang:''' "Will you stop squirming around like a kit with ants in its pelt?"
-->'''Scorchwind:''' "I'm okay, Yellowfang. This is more important."

* One scene sort of dips into a bit of BlackComedy when Yellowfang and Nightpelt find Brokentail's young apprentice, Stumpypaw, hanging from a low-hanging branch by his teeth. When asked what he's doing, Stumpypaw falls from his branch when he opens his mouth to reply and explains that it was Brokentail's assigned punishment for talking too much during battle training. While it ''is'' understandably concerning for a mentor to reprimand an apprentice in such a way, the mental image of a cat hanging onto something like that by its teeth makes it ''somewhat' funny.

* When Onestar is sharing his plan to [[spoiler:have the stoats ambush [=ThunderClan]=]]], there's this great line:

* One scene sort of dips into a bit of BlackComedy when Yellowfang and Nightpelt find Brokentail's young apprentice, Stumpypaw, hanging from a low-hanging branch by his teeth. When asked what he's doing, Stumpypaw falls from his branch when he opens his mouth to reply and explains that it was Brokentail's assigned punishment for talking too much during battle training. While it ''is'' understandably concerning for a mentor to reprimand an apprentice in
such a way, the mental image of a cat hanging onto something like that by its teeth makes it ''somewhat' funny.

* The first thing Bubbling Stream says when meeting her new leader? A blunt "I'm not eating frogs." Shadowstar, surprised, just says "Okay."

-->''“Help me!”''
-->''But Oakheart stayed on the bank, his eyes bright with amusement. “Try standing up,” he suggested calmly.''
-->''Bluefur thrust her paws downward, expecting to vanish underwater. Instead, her feet stubbed against the round stones on the bottom of the river. She stood up, surprised to find the water barely lapping at her belly fur. Hot with embarrassment, she stalked onto the bank and shook herself, making sure Oakheart felt the spray.“How was I supposed to know it was that shallow?” she snapped. “ThunderClan cats don’t have to get wet to catch our prey.”''
-->''Oakheart shrugged. “Sorry you got a bit damp.” His gaze flitted over her pelt. “I was just defending myself.”''
-->''His feeble apology only made Bluefur angrier.“Why don’t you shut up and get off my territory?"''

* Firepaw calling Darkstripe "Dirtstripe" behind his back.

* "Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize [[FridgeHorror Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers.]]

-->'''Graypaw''': You'll need the whole of StarClan on your side for this one. Call out if you need a hand. If she looks like she's going to have you, I'll sneak up beside her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit.