History Funny / WarriorCats

--> '''Jayfeather''': Oh great. Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them.

** Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's ExpositionFairy. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says:

--> '''[=WindClan=] Warrior''': "I hope he gets better in time to [[TooDumbToLive jump into the gorge!]]"

--> '''Bluestar''': "Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees if not to stand for the four clans?"

** One funny scene takes place at the gathering.

* In ''After The Flood'', take a look at Sharpclaw's face when Cherrytail wants to [[spoiler:tell the Clan she's pregnant.]]

Sometimes, WarriorCats can be hilarious. These are those times.

--> '''Tawnypelt''': "Is that a [=WindClan=] warrior? Tiny specimen, isn't he?"

--> '''Tawnypelt'': "Is that a [=WindClan=] warrior? Tiny specimen, isn't he?"

* In ''Code of the Clans'', during the code about the vigil:
---> '''[=WindClan=] Warrior''': "I hope he gets better in time to [[TooDumbToLive jump into the gorge!]]"
** Also from the vigil code, Squirrelflight's explanation of how to survive vigil night.
---> '''Squirrelflight''': "Jump up onto high rock and pretend to be Clan Leader!"
---> '''Squirrelflight''': "If you hear anything, shout 'Who's there?'. Even if it's just a warrior making dirt, better safe than sorry."
* Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of ''Tigerstar & Sasha'': ''Into The Woods''. [[spoiler: He's wearing sunglasses.]]
** In Tigerstar & Sasha: Escape from the Forest, Sasha stows away on a ship.
---> '''Random Girl''': "It's a real live ship's cat!"
* In ''Ravenpaw's Path'': ''Shattered Peace'', the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless.
---> '''Barley''': "You were gone for a while. Everything okay?"
---> '''Ravenpaw''': "Yeth. Everything'th fine."
---> '''Barley''': "Are you talking funny?"
---> '''Ravenpaw''': "No."
---> '''Barley''': "Are you sure? Cause it sounds like you're talking a little-"
---> '''Ravenpaw''': "No. Eat your mousth."
* Bluestar and Firestar's arguement in ''Firestar's Quest'':
---> '''Bluestar''': "Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees if not to stand for the four clans?"
---> '''Firestar''': "Are you mouse-brained? Are you saying [=SkyClan=] had to leave because there weren't enough trees?"
* In ''Warrior's Refuge'', the scene when the dogs were, "Just Curious".
* Cinderpelt echoing Yellowfang in the second series. "Do you think I talk just to hear my own voice?"
* ''[=SkyClan's=] Destiny'' has plenty.
---> '''Leafstar''': "He said [=SkyClan=] will need deeper roots if it is to survive."
---> '''Echosong''': "Maybe we should eat roots?"
** One funny scene takes place at the gathering.
---> '''Leafstar''': "Does anyone have any suggestions?"
---> '''Lichenfur''': "How about you get us fresh bedding once in a while?"
* In ''Bluestar's Prophecy'', it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a fox trapped in the dirtplace.
** In the beginning of Bluestar's Prophecy, Bluekit tries to get a piece of fresh-kill and it falls on her! Made even better by a warrior who happened to be nearby's comment.
---> '''Warrior #1''': "I've never seen fresh-kill attack a cat before!"
---> '''Warrior #2:''' "Careful! All that fluff might choke you!"
* At the beginning of ''Rise of Scourge'', Tiny runs out into the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing BlatantLies.
---> '''Tiny''': "It's true! It is! Plus, I, I built a house out of twigs and leaves, and I lived in it! And then I caught a fox and ate it!"
* In ''Cats of the Clans,'' Rock mocks tribe naming conventions.
---> '''Rock''': According to tradition, [kits] are named for the first thing their mother sees when they are born, although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave.

---> '''Jayfeather''': Oh great. Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them.
---> '''Jayfeather''': I'm a medicine cat. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery.

---> '''Snowdrop''': "Whatever you're doing, you don't seem to be very good at it."

---> '''Blackstar''': "Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile."
---> '''[[TheComicallySerious Lionblaze]]''': "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?"

---> '''Lionblaze''': "So we're more than friends?"
---> '''Cinderheart''': "Mousebrain."

---> '''Dovepaw''': "Do you know Ivypaw?"
---> '''Tigerheart''': "You mean, have I met her in the forest at midnight and had her save my life?"

---> '''Yellowfang''': "Mothwing was born an idiot. She'll die an idiot."
* Sandstorm informing everyone that when she becomes an elder, she'll be the crankiest elder who ever lived.
* "Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers.
* In ''Into the Wild'', after Graypaw tells Firepaw that Ravenpaw managed to impress Tigerclaw. His reaction:
---> '''Firepaw''': "What on Earth did he do to do that? Fly?"
* Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but [[TheComicallySerious Tigerclaw's]] reaction to [[spoiler: Graystripe's kits]] was hilarious.

---> '''[[TheUnfunny Lionblaze]]''': "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?"

* Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but [[TheUnfunny Tigerclaw's]] reaction to [[spoiler: Graystripe's kits]] was hilarious.

---> '''Warrior''': "I've never seen fresh-kill attack a cat before!"

---> '''Firepaw''': "What on Earth did he do to do that? Fly?"

---> '''Jayfeather''': I'm a medicine cat. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery."

* In Code of the Clans, during the code about the vigil:

* Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of Tigerstar & Sasha: Into The Woods. [[spoiler: He's wearing sunglasses.]]

* In Ravenpaw's Path: Shattered Peace, the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless.

* Bluestar and Firestar's arguement in Firestar's Quest:

* In Warrior's Refuge, the scene when the dogs were, "Just Curious".
* [=SkyClan's=] Destiny has plenty.

* In Bluestar's Prophecy, it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a fox trapped in the dirtplace.

* At the beginning of Rise of Scourge, Tiny runs out into the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing BlatantLies.

* Most of what Jayfeather says in [=POT=], but especially these:

* In The Fourth Apprentice, when [[TheDitz Snowdrop]] is scaring away all the prey.

* In Fading Echoes, when Squirrelflight finds out a [=ShadowClan=] warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile.
** Briarlight gets her own fanclub in Fading Echoes.

* In Night Whispers, the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up.

* In Into the Wild, after Graypaw tells Firepaw that Ravenpaw managed to impress Tigerclaw. His reaction:

* In Battles of the Clans, during the code about the vigil:

---> '''Rock''': According to tradition, they are named for the first thing their mother sees when they are born, although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave.

---> '''Rock''': ...although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave.

---> '''Leafstar''': Does anyone have ay suggestions?"
---> '''Lichenfur''': How about you get us fresh bedding once in a while?"
* In Bluestar's Prophecy, it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a foc trapped in the dirtplace.

---> '''Warrior''': "That's the first time I've seen fresh-kill catch a cat!"
* At the beginning of Rise of Scourge, Tiny runs out ito the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing BlatantLies.
---> '''Tiny''': "It's true! It is! Plus, I, I built a house out of twigs and leaves, and I lived in it! And then I cat a fox and ate it!"
* In Cats Of The Clans, Rock mocks tribe naming conventions.
---> '''Rock''': "I would think there would be a lot of cats named '''Wall Of Cave''' and '''Floor Of Cave'''.

* "Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers.