History Funny / WITCH

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* In the 2-part pilot episode, we get this gem when the girls are first testing out their powers and discover that they can fly in their Guardian forms.
-->'''Taranee:''' Aw, man... I hate heights! I get woozy in high-heel shoes!
** Then Hay Lin winds up [[CameraAbuse slamming face-first into the camera]] when testing out her flying.
** Earlier in the episode, we get this gem of a line from Irma after Uriah gives Will a hard time
-->'''Hay Lin:''' That's Uriah, ignore him.
-->'''Irma''': Yeah, evolution did. One day we expect him to slither back into the water.
* An early episode features Irma dropping a variety of sea creatures on her friends during practice. The assorted freak outs in that scene are funny enough but then this scene afterwords...
--> '''Taranee:''' EE! There's something down my back.
--> (Will checks.)
--> '''Will:''' [[TheOtherDarrin (sounding like Irma for some reason)]] Do you promise not to freak out if I tell you what it is?
--> '''Taranee:''' Uh-uh.
--> '''Will:''' (yanking away and tossing aside an eel which slithers down the nearby sewer) Then it was just a hair.
--> (The girls go into ''The Silver Dragon'' and are greeted by a panicked Yan Lin)
--> '''Yan Lin''': Girls! I have terrible news!
--> '''[[TheDitz Hay Lin]]:''' That the eel down Taranee's back was poisonous?!
--> '''Taranee:''' What eel?
** TheOtherDarrin above is particularly amusing since there was no reason for it in-universe (Irma was surprisingly silent in the scene) or out (Kelly Stables plays her in every other scene), implying it was a production error that wasn't caught (or Kelly Stables missed/flubbed the line and Candi Milo redubbed it in ADR).
* In "Happy Birthday Will", Irma overhears Will's mother's super sappy pet name for her daughter and embarrasses her with it the first chance she gets. Later, at episode's end:
-->'''Irma:''' Happy birthday, Pink Poopy Perky Pumpkin.\\
'''Will:''' You know what would be a great present? For you to never call me that again.\\
'''Irma:''' What's that, Poopy?
* The girls are deciding on whether to use the elevator to confront Cedric and Will shows the foresight that marks her as the [[TheLeader Keeper of the Heart]].
-->'''Taranee:''' Why don't we just take the elevator?
-->'''Will:''' You mean the elevator with the ding like a microwave telling him we're inside ready to ''eat''?
-->'''Taranee:''' Eh, you're right. Let's fly up.
* In "A Service to the Community":
** Irma and Taranee snag what they think will be an easy community service assignment of sealing envelopes that starts to go sour after they've licked enough envelopes to affect their speech. Taranee's comment that they don't need to buy lunch is funny enough but their shock at Mr. Collins telling them about the sponge tongues they were meant to use instead and their deadpan "Okay; we ''suck''" reaction when Hay Lin says basically the same are comedy gold.
*** And then Cornelia gets ''hysterical'' sweet revenge on her little sister for pettily turning off Cornelia's alarm after the elder refused to play with her and landing her at Lilian's day care by solving Irma and Taranee's workload for them via having Lilian and her classmates seal the envelopes ''without sponge tongues''.
*** During Cornelia's rush to get to school and threatening Lilian, she raises her hands to gesture and her baggy pants fall down. Her underwear isn't seen since her shirt covers it, but it still undermines her moment before she pulls them up and heads out the door.
** The girls take a battered Mr. Collins that they beat up ([[ItsALongStory long story]]) and try to think up a cover story to explain their teacher's ClothingDamage. Cornelia has a plan that involves Collins' lizard and its lunch.
-->'''Will:''' OK, we lock the door, fly out the window, have his car towed and tomorrow, we'll put the papers in his desk. He'll think he dreamed it!\\
'''Taranee:''' What about his clothes?\\
'''Cornelia:''' Sprinkle him with crickets and release the lizard so he thinks Mr. Scales ripped them up?\\
'''Will:''' [[CrazyEnoughToWork That's crazy! Do it.]]
** While the girls' theories become crazier and crazier, Caleb correctly guesses what each 'sign' means. When the girls realize this after he has already left, Irma only has one thing to say: "Anyone who tells Caleb he was right is out of the group!"
* In the cartoon, whenever an Astral Drop is summoned. HilarityEnsues.
** The play in the show was done by the Astral Drops as opposed to the comic version and of course HilarityEnsues. It starts with Astral!Taranee literally reading the script ("Taranee reads dramatically..."), the Dragon Dance, Astral!Will insulting Knickerbocker's clothes and the Drops and Blunk using a real water hose on the audience instead of the confetti one to Yan Lin's horror.
* "She's/He's '''NOT''' my girlfriend/boyfriend!"
* Any time animated series Caleb reacts to an Earth object/situation.
-->'''Caleb:''' What's this?
-->'''Taranee:''' Ice cream. You unwrap the paper and eat it.
-->*Caleb exits and returns a few minutes later covered in melted ice cream*
-->'''Caleb:''' This isn't half bad - but it made a real mess of my shoes.
** Caleb and Blunk getting into FishOutOfWater antics together, like hauling something up to the roof to drop it.
* The scene earlier in the 1st season episode "Stop the Presses", where Phobos goes into a maniacal EvilLaugh...while holding probably the two most girly objects ever shown in the series (Elyon's math test and hairbrush, both are very pink). It's like when a brother manages to get into his sister's diary (which, amusingly enough, Elyon's math test looks like).
** Similarly, his EvilLaugh toward the end of "The Stone of Therebe" while holding a picture of Elyon, which sounds particularly goofy and [[LargeHam hammy]] in this moment.
* In the early episode "Caleb's Challenge", the girls have been roped into making foods for the school bake sale. They get called away and leave Blunk in charge. Blunk decides their recipes are boring and makes his own. At the bake sale, the principal comes over to sample their wares and Taranee has to field describing Blunk's creations. She manages to hide the first few (calling [[CordonBleughChef sardine and chocolate pizza]] "chocolate pizza surprise" for example) but unintentionally calls the [[CordonBleughChef tuna cookies]] exactly that just as the principal bites into one of said cookies. The show closes on Blunk happily chattering about his recipes as the girls groan.
* Matt seems to be the go-to guy for girl problems, and hilarity always ensues.
** Martin and Matt in Season 1 (''The Stolen Heart''). Martin wants advice on Irma, but Matt is too busy trying to figure Will out. And then:
--->'''Matt:''' Wrong guy Martin, I'm still trying to figure Will out. Yesterday, she grabs me... and kisses me... and today she's like, "Get off my sidewalk".\\
'''Martin:''' ''*chuckles*'' I know ''exactly'' what you mean. Er, except for that kissing part.\\
'''Matt:''' I shouldn't have given up so easily. ''*gets up*''\\
'''Martin:''' ''*points finger to self with a smile*'' I find giving up is what women like best about me.
* In "Divide and Conquer", Caleb fails to understand girl logic.
--> '''Caleb:''' So you don't like skiing.
--> '''Taranee:''' Right.
--> '''Caleb:''' And you don't like this girl.
--> '''Cornelia:''' Right.
--> '''Caleb:''' So you're going skiing with this girl?
--> '''W.I.T.C.H.:''' Right!
* From "The Final Battle": Blunk. He can be a badass when he wants to be though. Like when he tried to take on [[TheDragon Cedric]].
--> '''Blink''': Blunk Warrior!
* In C Is For Changes Elyon isn't enjoying being queen.
--->'''Elyon:''' I figured out the problem. Somewhere between East Nobear and West Nowhere it came to me. I missed the princess part of being queen! What happened to my masked ball? Where's my Prince Charming? I wanted a castle on a cloud and instead I got...\\
'''Court official:''' The royal architect with his plans for sewage construction.
* All the antics caused by Mr. Huggles in ''D is for Dangerous'', you wouldn't think one little dormouse could cause so much trouble.
* This exchange between Caleb and Cornelia in ''F is for Facade''.
--> '''Cornelia''': What's Elyon's favorite non-fighting-evil activity?
--> '''Caleb''': Drawing, why?
--> '''Cornelia''': What's mine?
--> '''Caleb''': Erm... spelunking?
* From ''J Is For Jewel'': Phobos and his minions were battling the Guardians, when a pissed Elyon showed up and told him she'd return him to his jail immediately. Phobos jumped on her shouting "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You.Shall.Not!]]"... Cue [[CurbStompBattle Elyon slapping Phobos and his minions back to their cells while Phobos was shouting "Not!" ''without him realizing]]. Also, his reaction when he realized it had happened.
** Irma gets some of the best lines in the series, such as this slice in ''J is for Jewel'':
-->'''Irma's Mum:''' Hey! How about a clam dig, all four of us; as a family?
-->'''Irma:''' Yeah, I'm allergic to shellfish.
-->'''Irma's Mum:''' Since ''when?''
-->''*Irma's phone rings*''
-->'''Irma:''' Since, like, right now. ''*answers phone*'' Shellfish Allergy Anonymous, hello?
* Hay Lin hears the names of the Guardians of the previous generation, and, having FunWithAcronyms, uses their initials to name their group C.H.Y.K.N. Then she says it out loud, and has a statement to make:
-->"Better witches than chickens."
* In ''K is for Knowledge'':
-->'''Will:''' [Taranee's] stuck.
-->'''Matt:''' Uh, I could fill in.
-->'''Will:''' No offence, but I'd rather not see you filling in her tights.
-->'''Matt:''' ''So'' not what I meant.
* Thanks to Will's powers, the bewitched household items in season two are always pretty funny.
** One moment from "H is for Hunted" stands out. After Will's Astral Drop (now a sentient clone) has helped herself to all the food in the Vandoms' fridge. The now "living" Refrigerator, who now sounds like a snooty butler is left disgusted at Clone!Will's food choices.
* Cornelia being surprisingly intelligent in ''L is for Loser'' on figuring out the Knights of Destruction draw their powers from the Guardians emotions:
-->'''Will:''' [[LampshadeHanging Hey, since when are you "Miss Intuitive"?]]
-->'''Cornelia:''' Perspective. I'm the only one not starring in a soap opera.
-->'''Will and Hay Lin:''' [[DramaQueen This week.]]
* Any time after "O is for Obedience" were Caleb taunts Nerissa, his mother.
** In ''D is for Dangerous'', Caleb just digs his own grave when he tries to get advice from Matt about Cornelia. It could have been worded properly.
--->'''Caleb:''' Okay, Mr. Show-Me-The-Ropes, why are Earth girls so... impossible?\\
''*Cornelia flips her hair, whacking Caleb at the back of his head*''\\
'''Matt:''' Dude, books have been written.
* ''T is for Trauma'' showed Will, Cornelia, Irma, and Taranee shooting unamused glares at a shape-shifted Nerissa who was currently charming all the boys sans Matt in the school. Then Cornelia accidentally gives herself a dose of BrainBleach.
-->'''Cornelia:''' ''(angrily)'' If Caleb ever looked at her like that-
-->'''Will:''' EW! Hello!? Nerissa’s his mom!
-->'''Cornelia:''' ''(shocked)'' Oh right! Gag!
* Cornelia and Lillian in ''U is for Undivided'', making up "fairy tales" together.
--> '''Cornelia''': Oh, and dragons!
--> '''Matt''': No! Please, no dragons!
--> '''Lillian''': Yeah, dragons!
** "Super Growth Powers!" Also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
---> '''Cornelia''': Fairytales don't have super growth power, this isn't a comic book.
---> '''Matt''': Excuse me, beanstalk?
** Napoleon, the Hales' cat, turns out to be Lillian's familiar. He can talk too, which scares the crap out of Cornelia. Extra points for the VocalDissonance, because it's a small housecat... with the voice of ''Creator/EdAsner''.
* This little gem, proving that Phobos is a DeadpanSnarker in "V is for Victory".
-->'''Raythor:''' ''*about the agreement Will just proposed to Phobos*'' It is beneath you!
-->'''Phobos:''' Your concern is touching, Raythor, but ''this cell'' is also beneath me. And above me. And around me.
** Phobos glamoring himself in Earth clothes. [[TotallyRadical "Am I not down with my bad self?"]]
** [[OutOfCharacterMoment "Phobos too pretty to be destroyed!"]]
** Also:
-->'''"Phobos":''' Ra ra sis boom bah!
** "V is for Victory" is comedy gold! Irma has her moments, but the real star is Phobos. Some highlights are him in science class giving Taranee a test tube of chemicals, she pours it into hers and there's an explosion! Later at lunch when Cornelia gives him a bowl of pasta, he throws it in her face! Later in the episode he gives Cornelia a piece of cake and touches her hand (he's actually Caleb in disguise). She screams bloody murder and sends the cake flying which ends up on her shirt.
* In ''Y Is for Yield'', two of the enslaved citizens of Meridian are terrified as a slab of stone is falling on them when Phobos saves them and says: "Don't say that I never did ''anything'' for you... NOW GET BACK TO WORK!"
** Also, Elyon and Nerissa bickering inside the Seal of Nerissa, and Yan Lin and her Altermere trying to calm them and bring harmony... Only for Yan Lin to take exception at the Altermere stealing her lines.
-->'''Yan Lin:''' "Stepping on my lines, kid."
-->'''Altermere!Yan Lin:''' "Because ''we'' are in harmony."
-->'''Yan Lin:''' "Zip it!"
-->''Some discussion, then Nerissa and Elyon start bickering again.''
-->'''Yan Lin:''' "That, princess-"
-->'''Both Yan Lins in stereo:''' "-is ''not'' harmony."
-->'''Yan Lin to the Altermere:''' "Quit it!"
* In ''Z Is for Zenith'', Irma and Hay Lin’s reactions to Cedric betraying Phobos by suddenly swallowing him.
-->'''Hay Lin:''' ... Did he just...
-->'''Irma:''' Swallow Phobos whole? Oh yeah.
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** "V is for Victory" is comedy gold! Irma has her moments, but the real star is Phobos. Some highlights are him in science class giving Taranee a test tube of chemicals, she pours it into hers and there's an explosion! Later at lunch when Corneia gives him a bowl of pasta he throws it in her face! Later in the episode he gives Cornelia a piece of cake and touches her hand.She screams bloody murder and sends the cake flying which ends up on her shirt.

* In "A Service to the Community", Irma and Taranee snag what they think will be an easy community service assignment of sealing envelopes that starts to go sour after they've licked enough envelopes to affect their speech. Taranee's comment that they don't need to buy lunch is funny enough but their shock at Mr. Collins telling them about the sponge tongues they were meant to use instead and their deadpan "Okay; we ''suck''" reaction when Hay Lin says basically the same are comedy gold.
** And then Cornelia gets ''hysterical'' sweet revenge on her little sister for pettily turning off Cornelia's alarm after the elder refused to play with her and landing her at Lilian's day care by solving Irma and Taranee's workload for them via having Lilian and her classmates seal the envelopes ''without sponge tongues''.

* In ''A Service To The Community'' the girls take a battered Mr. Collins that they beat up ([[ItsALongStory long story]]) and try to think up a cover story to explain their teacher's ClothingDamage. Cornelia has a plan that involves Collins' lizard and its lunch.
-->'''Will:''' OK, we lock the door, fly out the window, have his car towed and tomorrow, we'll put the papers in his desk. He'll think he dreamed it!\\
'''Taranee:''' What about his clothes?\\
'''Cornelia:''' Sprinkle him with crickets and release the lizard so he thinks Mr. Scales ripped them up?\\
'''Will:''' [[CrazyEnoughToWork That's crazy! Do it.]]
** In the same episode, while the girls' theories become crazier and crazier, Caleb correctly guesses what each 'sign' means. When the girls realize this after he has already left, Irma only has one thing to say: "Anyone who tells Caleb he was right is out of the group!"

* Early in the comic, Andrew Hornby, the school's most popular, guy had disappeared, and the Guardians wondered if Cedric was involved... Until Irma revealed she knew what had happened to him: she had used her [[OlderAlterEgo older and]] [[SexierAlterEgo more attractive Guardian form]] to get him to notice her, but when he attempted some AutoErotica she accidentally [[BalefulPolymorph turned him in a toad]].

** Irma GotVolunteered by Will for writing the script (mainly the lines of the characters), and she took inspiration from a video Taranee put together by filming people without them noticing... Including her brother making an [[TastesLikeDiabetes overly sweet]] phone call to Cornelia. Cornelia was not amused. Everyone else was too busy laughing and [[LampshadeHanging saying no real people would be so cheesy]] to notice.

* In "Divide and Conquer," Caleb fails to understand girl logic.

* Anytime after "O is for Obedience" where Caleb taunts Nerissa, his mother.

* Anytime after "O is for Obedience" where Caleb taunts Nerissa, [[spoiler: his mother.]]

* In ''Z Is for Zenith'', Irma and Hay Lin’s reactions to [[spoiler: Cedric betraying Phobos by suddenly swallowing him]].

-->'''Irma:''' [[spoiler: Swallow Phobos whole?]] Oh yeah.

** And what’s more, because this happened at night, the girls end up having to go home and [[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld they have school the next day]]. Irma is absolutely [[ThisIsGonnaSuck not looking forward to gym class first period]].

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* The first summon of Will's Astral Drop in the comic book is what inspired the cartoon version: due to Will's feelings at the time the summoning went awry, and the drop (after accidentally ruining Will's written instructions) kissed Matt, then realized she was supposed to kiss Susan, asked her advice but didn't explain well the problem (so she ended up slapping Matt in public), and when Susan told her she had a date with professor Collins she replied [[DoubleEntendre "Have fun"]] (Susan's face was ''priceless''). All of this was ''not'' on purpose.
* Hay Lin repeatedly spends time with her friends (for obvious reasons) but only shows up for meals, then quickly leaves. She's told to stop treating the house like it's a restaurant... only for her father to say "But this ''is'' a restaurant!"
* In the second arc, Nerissa attempts to weaken the girls by giving them nightmares, then trying to kill them in their dreams. In one dream, Will and Cornelia end up inside Cornelia's ''dollhouse''... and the doll's head turns around to reveal Nerissa's possessed the doll in the dream.

* Irma gets some of the best lines in the series, such as this slice in ''J is for Jewel'':
-->'''Irma's Mum:''' Hey! How about a clam dig, all four of us; as a family?
-->'''Irma:''' Yeah, I'm allergic to shellfish.
-->'''Irma's Mum:''' Since ''when?''
-->''*Irma's phone rings*''
-->'''Irma:''' Since, like, right now. ''*answers phone*'' Shellfish Allergy Anonymous, hello?

* ''T is for Trauma'' showed Will, Cornelia, Irma, and Tarani shooting unamused glares at a shape-shifted Nerissa who was currently charming all the boys sans Matt in the school. Then Cornelia accidentally gives herself a dose of BrainBleach.

--->'''Will:''' OK, we lock the door, fly out the window, have his car towed and tomorrow, we'll put the papers in his desk. He'll think he dreamed it!\\

--> '''Taranee''': (''while looking at said lizard'') Too bad we can't just sprinkle him with crickets so he'll think Mr. Scales did it.
--> '''Cornelia''': That's crazy.
--> '''Will''': [[CrazyEnoughToWork Do it!]]

** Right as the lady is about to take Cornelia’s powers, she just dashes out of the car because Irma’s little WardrobeMalfunciton kept the doors from locking fully.

** TheOtherDarrin above is particularly amusing since there was no reason for it in-universe (Irma was surprisingly silent in the scene) or out (Will's normal voice actor plays her in every other scene), implying it was a production error that wasn't caught (or Will's VO missed/flubbed the line and Irma's VO redubbed it in ADR).

-->''Irma''': Yeah, evolution did. One day we expect him to slither back into the water.

* In ''Z Is for Zenith'', Irma and Hay Lin’s reactions to [[Cedric betraying Phobos by suddenly swallowing him]].

** That year they ultimately found a gift they ''knew00 she didn't have, namely the tickets for a concert the day of her birthday, and called the ticket office to buy the last five only for someone to buy them in person. So they resort to other gifts, wondering how many gaffes they will have that year... And discover that for once Hay Lin didn't already have their gifts, but ''was instead the one who bought the tickets''.

* One word: Blunk. He can be a badass when he wants to be though. Like when he tried to take on [[TheDragon Cedric]].
--> '''Blink''': Blunk Warrior!

* Caleb and Blunk getting into FishOutOfWater antics together, like hauling something up to the roof to drop it.

* Cornelia and Lillian in ''U is for Undivided'' did a great job making up "fairy tales" together.
--> '''Cornelia''': Oh, and dragons!
--> '''Matt''': No! Please, no dragons!
--> '''Lillian''': Yeah, dragons!
** "Super Growth Powers!" Also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
---> '''Cornelia''': Fairytales don't have super growth power, this isn't a comic book.
---> '''Matt''': Excuse me, beanstalk.
* This little gem, proving that Phobos is a DeadpanSnarker in "V is for Voctory".
-->'''Raythor:''' ''*about the agreement Will just proposed to Phobos*'' It is beneath you!
-->'''Phobos:''' Your concern is touching, Raythor, but ''this cell'' is also beneath me. And above me. And around me.
** Phobos glamoring himself in Earth clothes. [[TotallyRadical "Am I not down with my bad self?"]]
** [[OutOfCharacterMoment "Phobos too pretty to be destroyed!"]]
** Also:
-->'''"Phobos":''' Ra ra sis boom bah!
* In ''Y Is for Yield'', two of the enslaved citizens of Meridian are terrified as a slab of stone is falling on them when Phobos saves them and says: "Don't say that I never did ''anything'' for you... NOW GET BACK TO WORK!"
** Also, Elyon and Nerissa bickering inside the Seal of Nerissa, and Yan Lin and her Altermere trying to calm them and bring harmony... Only for Yan Lin to take exception at the Altermere stealing her lines.
-->'''Yan Lin:''' "Stepping on my lines, kid."
-->'''Altermere!Yan Lin:''' "Because ''we'' are in harmony."
-->'''Yan Lin:''' "Zip it!"
-->''Some discussion, then Nerissa and Elyon start bickering again.''
-->'''Yan Lin:''' "That, princess-"
-->'''Both Yan Lins in stereo:''' "-is ''not'' harmony."
-->'''Yan Lin to the Altermere:''' "Quit it!"

* In C Is For Changes Elyon isn't enjoying being queen.
--->'''Elyon:''' I figured out the problem. Somewhere between East Nobear and West Nowhere it came to me. I missed the princess part of being queen! What happened to my masked ball? Where's my Prince Charming? I wanted a castle on a cloud and instead I got...\\
'''Court official:''' The royal architect with his plans for sewage construction.
* The episode V is for Victory is comedy gold! Irma has her moments, but the real star is Phobos. Some highlights are him in science class giving Taranee a test tube of chemicals, she pours it into hers and there's an explosion! Later at lunch when Corneia gives him a bowl of pasta he throws it in her face! Later in the episode he gives Cornelia a piece of cake and touches her hand.She screams bloody murder and sends the cake flying which ends up on her shirt.