History Funny / VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines

[[caption-width-right:1000:[[MadOracle Malkavian]] vs [[EnmityWithAnObject public infrastructure]]. We think the sign is winning.]]

[[caption-width-right:1000:[[MadOracle Malkavian]] vs [[InanimateCompetitor public infrastructure]]. We think the sign is winning.]]

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* Another funny moment comes right at the end of a Ventrue playthrough, after talking with the Cabbie [[spoiler: who may be Caine himself]], the Fledgling can completely miss the hint and say:

** For bonus points, the player will actually hand over ten dollars if they have it. One can only imagine what [[spoiler: Caine]] must be thinking as they leave.

---> '''The Deb of Night:''' ''(laughing)'' Ah, yes, those damn [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia Virginians]].

----> '''PC:''' I have a plan! We dress up like werewolves and tell them 'they went that way!'

* In one sidequest, Velvet Velour describes an aspiring screenwriter scripting a horror film about secret societies and creatures dealing with inner beasts and persecution by elder monsters before asking if it reminds you of anything. Aside from the obviously correct answer, you can also say [[AcceptableTargets "He's writing a movie about the Bush administration?"]], [[Franchise/CareBears They're making another Share Bears movie?"]] and [[BitingTheHandHumor "A movie about the game industry? He stole my idea!"]]

*** It gets even better if you know how the Ventrue clan weakness actually works on tabletop (being able to feed only on a particular kind of mortal), making it possible that LaCroix does, in fact, have a preference for athletes.

* Putting in requests for weapons from Mercurio will eventually unlock a dialogue option where the player asks him for a nuke. Without missing a beat, he replies that you'd have to be insane to want one of those, [[TakeThat which is why the guys in Washinton have them]].

*** In the old Soviet fairytale-based films, Baba Yaga indeed [[https://im0-tub-ru.yandex.net/i?id=67f5112e59636bf2ed6a493257fe7af2&n=13 looks the part]] (played by a man, btw, so mistake is excusable even for a male Nosfer).

* In one sidequest, Velvet Velour describes an aspiring screenwriter scripting a horror film about secret societies and creatures dealing with inner beasts and persecution by elder monsters before asking if it reminds you of anything. Aside from the obviously correct answer, you can also say [[AcceptableTargets "He's writing a movie about the Bush administration?"]], [[WesternAnimation/CareBears They're making another Share Bears movie?"]] and [[BitingTheHandHumor "A movie about the game industry? He stole my idea!"]]

* The way certain people react to a Nosferatu protagonist: Trip the pawnshop owner compliments you on your body-sculpting job, the stranded Blue-Blood can only mumble "Oh ''my...''", Officer Chunk vomits in terror, Fat Larry nearly shits his pants (and gives you an earful for it), Venus provides directions to the [[DeathMetal Corpse Fluid]] gig playing at [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Possession]], the clerk at Red Spot [[IgnoreTheDisability tries not to mention your facial deformities and fails]], the bartender at the Asylum nightclub thinks you're an actor for a movie, and a few people ask if you've been tortured. You can nonchalantly pass it off as a [[BlatantLies birth mark]], a [[NoodleIncident bad blender accident]], or from getting into fights with people who ask about your face.

--> What's important is on the inside! I'm full of a yellowish-brown liquid.