History Funny / UnusAnnus

-->'''Mark''': Well, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny about that!]]]

-->'''Amy''': [[FlatWhat What?]]

* "Everything's Legal If You're Dead" went OffTheRails so quickly that it's debatable if it was ever ''on'' the rails. It began with the boys "robbing" a sex shop, and then calling Mark's lawyer Ryan to ask some suspiciously-pointed hypothetical questions about collecting on a life insurance policy. Ryan audibly became more and more uncomfortable until he pointed out that Mark was basically asking him to be an accessory to insurance fraud.

* "Everything's Legal If You're Dead" went OffTheRails so quickly that it's debatable if it was ever ''on'' the rails. It began with the boys "robbing" a sex shop, and then calling Mark's lawyer Ryan to ask some suspiciously-pointed hypotheticals about collecting on a life insurance policy. Ryan audibly became more and more uncomfortable until he pointed out that Mark was basically asking him to be an accessory to insurance fraud.

** When Zoella killed LetsPlay/DrDisrespect via NeckSnap, Mark and Ethan cracked up imagining how high she would have had to jump in order to do so.

--->'''Mark''': "Ethan dies of [[UndignifiedDeath dysentery]]"!?\\

** How Jenny caught Annus, was that she heard him chanting in the woods:

** By day seven, only Jake, Mark, and Jeffree Star were still alive, and somehow "sleeping in shifts" despite being enemies. Mark imagined that they're all circling the same big rock at equidistant points and thus [[MissedHimByThatMuch have no idea how close the others were]]. He then amended this so that Jake ''[[MasterOfDisguise was]]'' the rock and the others had him trapped without knowing it.

* As noted in the Nightmare Fuel entry in the [[YMMV/UnusAnnus YMMV]] page, the Melon Man personality Ethan took up after failing to crush the melon in “Crushing Watermelons Betwixt our Mighty Thighs” can be pretty scary, but, like many things on the channel, if you didn't take it seriously it could become hilarious, especially with the weird [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings Gollum]] voice the audio distortion gave Ethan.

* In "2 Men 200 Accents," Mark and Ethan called [[LetsPlay/JackSepticEye Jack]] to show off their Irish accents. Ethan dissolved into laughter and couldn't hold the accent while Mark got stuck on Scottish. The segment ended on Ethan "insulting" Jack; he promptly responded in a stronger accent than usual.

* One of the anxiety-inducing videos they watched in "Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something" was what appeared to be a corgi getting thrown out of a plane, prompting horrified screams from Mark and Ethan. They both collapsed in laughter when it turned out the dog was [[CatScare actually]] just getting thrown into a snowbank.

* [[GroinAttack Nutball]]. While many games like it have been invented, Mark has one version in particular. He and Ethan sat across from each other, spread their legs, and took turns spinning a half-full Gatorade bottle toward each other’s crotch. Ethan kept panic-blocking the bottle (either with his hands or by moving his foot), to the point that a counter appeared on-screen. They both hit each other a couple of times, but the culminating moment was when Ethan got a perfect spin and the bottle hit Mark straight on.
** At one point, they attempted it with a [[UpToEleven watermelon]]. Version 3 of Nutball was quickly discontinued when even the ricochet hurt Mark.
** After several months, they returned to Nutball with Beyblade spinners. Most of the video was spent actually putting the things together and attempting to spin them. The toys kept falling apart, to the point that Mark asked, "Do we need to look up a tutorial?" At the very end of the video, one of the metal parts unexpectedly hit Ethan in the crotch.
* "Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle" played out a lot like a hyperactive toddler trying to knock down his longsuffering big brother. Partway through the video Mark made use of a dog toy to demonstrate some holds, only to have little puppy Bodhi dart in to snatch it away.
* At some point during filming for October's videos, Mark shattered his nose after a chair somehow plummeted down from the ceiling on him. That's not funny. What ''is'' funny is that he later posted a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onSQH_90jyo video]] to his main channel, [[AmusingInjuries treating the incident as a complete joke]], even going so far as to edit his face onto a picture of the ''last'' time he recorded himself in the hospital.

-->'''Ethan:''' At first glance, you might think "oh he's Freddy Fazbear of Freddy Fazbear game". But, I am not only Freddy Fazbear but the whole universe. And you know what's funny? A good ol' fashioned let's play! One of my favorite YouTubers Markeplier does funny videos of Five Nights Freddy's! And I think that is golden comedy!

* In the second to last video "The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover" Ethan asked Mark if he had a good year. Mark replied with what many people were also thinking:

* "Edible Slime was a Mistake." Mark and Ethan got some good zingers in while desperately putting off having to eat the slime.

-->'''Siri''': ...[[DisappearedDad I don't see a father in your contacts]]. [[InnocentlyInsensitive What's your father's first and last name?]][[note]]Mark's father is ''dead''.[[/note]]

** The beginning has Mark (and Amy) [[{{Sqee}} squeeing]] over his card deck with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiona_%28hippopotamus%29 Fiona the hippo]] on them, while [[SwappedRoles Ethan gets exasperated with him.]]

** The game ends with Mark having to jump into his pool [[NakedPeopleAreFunny completely naked]] (and accidentally creating the [[MemeticMutaion "Caveman Mark" meme]]) while Ethan addresses the audience alone, hoping that Mark doesn't accidentally drown in his pool.

** Afterwards, they decided to do some actual therapy, and recounted [[TheirFirstTime their first sexual experiences]]. Mark told a [[TearJerker sad story]] about the shame, pain and inadequacy he felt during his first time (which is [[BlackComedy nonetheless very funny]] due to his high-pitched voice and dramatic description) -- Ethan [[MoodWhiplash followed up with a bawdy story]] about how a tryst in a tent was [[InterruptedIntimacy interrupted]] by [[HilarityEnsues his partner's 13-year old brother]].

* In "We Played StripPoker", Ethan completely crushes Mark despite barely knowing how to play the game, with Mark getting [[SanitySlippage more and more unhinged]] as he strips off his clothes. It ends with Mark having to jump into his pool [[NakedPeopleAreFunny completely naked]] (and accidentally creating the [[MemeticMutaion "Caveman Mark" meme]]) while Ethan addresses the audience alone, hoping that Mark doesn't accidentally drown in his pool.

** WebVideo/JennyNicholson was every bit as psychotic as Unus. In addition to starting a forest fire on the first night to intimidate the competition (sleeping soundly through the next day as a result), she went on to [[SadisticChoice force]] Lily Singh to kill either Jenna or Dr Lupo. Ethan pointed out that there's [[ForTheEvulz no real reason for her to do so]], as killing all three of them herself would have been [[StupidEvil better for her own survival odds]].

** When Annus got killed, Mark noted that the brains of the Unus-Annus duo was gone. Ethan reasoned that this meant he, Unus, was the ''brawn''.
--->'''Mark''': ...Did you just flex into the camera?\\

** Just the sheer number of painful burns Jack laid down on the two them.

** Eventually Mark decided to just demonstrate how to hammer properly. First thing he did? [[EpicFail Put the nail on the board upside down]].

* [[GroinAttack Nutball]]. While many games like it have been invented, Mark has one version in particular. He and Ethan sat across from each other, spread their legs, and took turns spinning a half-full Gatorade bottle toward each other’s crotch. Ethan kept panic-blocking the bottle (either with his hands or by moving his foot), to the point that a counter appeared on screen. They both hit each other a couple of times, but the culminating moment was when Ethan got a perfect spin and the bottle hit Mark straight on.

* At some point during filming for October's videos, Mark shattered his nose after a chair somehow plummeted down from the ceiling on him. That's not funny. What ''is'' funny is that he later posted a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onSQH_90jyo video]] to his main channel, [[AmusingInjuries treating the incident like a complete joke]], even going so far as to edit his face onto a picture of the ''last'' time he recorded himself in the hospital.

* "Everything's Legal If You're Dead" went OffTheRails so quickly that it's debatable if it was ever ''on'' the rails. It began with the boys "robbing" a sex shop, and then calling Mark's lawyer Ryan to ask some suspiciously-pointed hypotheticals about collecting on a life-insurance policy. Ryan audibly became more and more uncomfortable until he pointed out that Mark was basically asking him to be an accessory to insurance fraud.

*** When [[WebVideo/{{Smosh}} Anthody Padilla]] searched for a water source immediately afterward, Mark imagined that he saw what happened to Ethan ("he took one slurp [from the river] and shat himself to death!") and [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere noped right out of there]].

** When the cornucopia was replenished with food, supplies, and weapons ("The Feast"), nobody was willing to risk actually going back there... except for Jefree Star, who decided to steal Anthony's memoirs [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} for some reason]].
--->'''Ethan''': Okay, so there's ''no one'' there except for Jefree Star, and instead of getting the food or the supplies or the weapons, he steals things with ''sentimental value'' for Anthony! Oh, I love it!

** By day seven, only Jake, Mark, and Jefree Star were still alive, and somehow "sleeping in shifts" despite being enemies. Mark imagined that they're all circling the same big rock at equidistant points and thus [[MissedHimByThatMuch have no idea how close the others were]]. He then amended this so that Jake ''[[MasterOfDisguise was]]'' the rock and the others had him trapped without knowing it.
--->'''Ethan''': "Jefree Star and Mark hunt for other tributes." ''(both start laughing)'' They're really looking around, but they cannot find ''anything''! Just this rock that smells ''really'' bad! And then cut to the rock's [=POV=]: it's, uh, [[AndIMustScream darkness, eternal darkness]].
*** After Jake starved to death in the middle of the night (Mark: "How do you die in eight days from hunger?"), the rock decayed enough that Mark saw Jefree on the other side and brutally strangled him to death, winning the game.

* The entirety of "Helium Therapy". Their helium voices just make everything they say even funnier.
** Mark and Ethan start off telling the other how they'd kill them. Ethan describes a scenario where he kills Mark by crushing him with pigs ("One man can only take so many pigs atop his soft body...") -- Mark describes a sadistic, elaborate peanut butter induced murder. Then Ethan asks Mark what Mark would do if Ethan [[PapaWolf killed Chica]], leading to [[BestServedCold this priceless monologue]].

** Afterwards, they decide to do some actual therapy, and recount [[TheirFirstTime their first sexual experiences]]. Mark tells a [[TearJerker sad story]] about the shame, pain and inadequacy he felt during his first time (which is [[BlackComedy nonetheless very funny]] due to his high-pitched voice and dramatic description) -- Ethan [[MoodWhiplash follows up with a bawdy story]] about how a tryst in a tent was [[InterruptedIntimacy interrupted]] by [[HilarityEnsues his partner's 13-year old brother]].

** Ethan badly mangles his introduction, resulting in the following exchange:

** The legendary moment when Ethan spins the wheel for Mark and discovers that he (Mark) has to get his [[GroinAttack pubes]] waxed.

** Later, Mark spins for Ethan... and ''also'' lands on pubes. After a very long silence, he quietly says, "What's your thoughts on Korea?" Cue [[ActuallyPrettyFunny hysterical laughter]].
* In the Escape Room video, Ethan is trying to explain to Quinn that Mark is taking care of reading the computer information while offhandedly calling him an idiot. The following exchange is just gold:

* "Edible Slime was a Mistake." Mark and Ethan get some good zingers in while desperately putting off having to eat the slime.
** The bungled intro, which Mark just rolls with.

** Mark recalls Amy's taste-test of the slime:

** When Mark tries to apologize for "correcting" Ethan on something:

** Mark, while testing the consistency of his (pink) slime, starts violently jabbing it with his fingers in a suggestive manner, much to the horror of Amy and Ethan.

*** [[HypocriticalHumor Ethan]] starts jabbing his ''own'' slime in a similar manner later on, albeit silently.
* In "The Great Meat Mistake", Ethan forgets the word "skillet", and calls it anything that vaguely sounds like it ("skittle," "skillup," "griddle," etc.). [[OverlyLongGag This goes on for over a minute]].

* In the video "What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?", when Ethan mentions going into shock from his peanut allergy, Mark suddenly remembers the time he had a heart attack... ''nearly eighteen minutes into the video''.
* "You Blink You Lose" is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin... except it's so much more. A simple staring contest turns into one part therapy session, one part transcendental experience as both Ethan and Mark needle each other psychologically, complete with Mark's struggles to keep his eyes open resulting in ''actual hallucinations'', if he's to be believed.
* "DIY Bungee Jumping" gives us this bit, in response to Mark questioning his contempt towards the video's main focus:

** Pretty much the entire video counts, especially the [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic disclaimer song]] and the ending, where Mark’s jump was apparently so fast and so hard that his entire intestinal tract burst out of his asshole, including the [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants nails he ate for breakfast (with no milk, of course)]] which had collided with the gas pipe he had dug up, resulting in a nuclear explosion, killing everyone in a 5-mile radius.
* In "Ethan Redefines Male Beauty", Mark and Ethan start randomly singing a SongParody of "[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]", turning him into a total badass.

* In "An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die", Mark and Ethan type in a few sentences about their "deaths" so that a writing A.I. can fill the rest in. Mark's death generates a typical (albeit somewhat-nonsensical) murder mystery. Ethan's death somehow generates poorly written gay porn. The latter ends up happening to ''everything else they type in''.
* In "Goat Yoga" the instructor warns that the goats may "deposit [[UnusualEuphemism blessings]]" during the session. And sure enough, while the instructor is responding to Mark's [[OncePerEpisode question about the inevitability of death]] no less, Mark gets showered in a blessing.

* In "Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates" Mark and Ethan's attempt at taking the quiz is briefly derailed when they become fascinated by a Dyson V11 ad.
* "2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition" seems designed solely to allow Mark [[MrFanservice to show off his new buffness]]. As a consequence, he's the only one of them taking it seriously. Mark strikes standard prescribed bodybuilding poses, while Ethan seems to have gotten "Amateur Bodybuilding Competition" and "Amateur Porno" mixed up.

* "We Made Every [=YouTuber=] Battle in Literature/TheHungerGames" is surprisingly funny, given that it's largely just Mark and Ethan improvising a narrative to match the very laconic events described on screen.
** Unus, Ethan's AxCrazy alter-ego, [[EstablishingCharacterMoment sets the tone]] by [[MadBomber blowing up]] four people (iJustine, Julien, James Charles, and iDubzzz) mere seconds after the horn sounded. It's Mark's [[AtomicFBomb reaction]] that really sells the moment.

** When Zoella kills LetsPlay/DrDisrespect via NeckSnap, Mark and Ethan crack up imagining how high she would have had to jump in order to do so.
** Based on Unus' impressive kill-count thus far, you'd expect Ethan himself (who found a [[{{BFS}} sword]] earlier) to perform similarly well. [[EpicFail Nope]].

*** When [[WebVideo/{{Smosh}} Anthody Padilla]] searches for a water source immediately afterward, Mark imagines that he saw what happened to Ethan ("he took one slurp [from the river] and shat himself to death!") and [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere noped right out of there]].
*** WebVideo/ShaneDawson decides to sample the water near the end of the video, [[TooDumbToLive with the exact same result]].
** When Anthony and Mark tell stories about themselves to each other, Ethan jokes that it's because they [[ItsAllAboutMe can't think of anything else to talk about]].
** WebVideo/JennyNicholson is every bit as psychotic as Unus. In addition to starting a forest fire on the first night to intimidate the competition (sleeping soundly through the next day as a result), she goes on to [[SadisticChoice force]] Lily Singh to kill either Jenna or Dr Lupo. Ethan points out that there's [[ForTheEvulz no real reason for her to do so]], as killing all three of them herself would be [[StupidEvil better for her own survival odds]].

*** When Jenny receives a hatchet from a sponsor, Mark speculates that the sponsor thought she might be related to Creator/JackNicholson and wanted to re-enact ''Film/TheShining''. She ends up killing Annus, Mark's own alter-ego, with it.
** When the cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, and weapons ("The Feast"), nobody is willing to risk actually going back there... except for Jefree Star, who decides to steal Anthony's memoirs [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} for some reason]].

** When Unus goes spear-fishing, Ethan remarks that it's "like shooting fish in a barrel" for him. Mark takes notice of this.

** Creator/JakePaul, undergoing SanitySlippage, begs Anthony to put him out of his misery. Anthony [[NotWorthKilling declines]].

** When Annus gets killed, Mark notes that the brains of the Unus-Annus duo is gone. Ethan reasons that this means he, Unus, is the ''brawn''.

** Unus' death. Rather than go down in a [[DyingMomentOfAwesome blaze of glory]], or surviving all the way to the end of the game, he ends up dying in a "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext failed double suicide]]" with Lily Singh. Mark and Ethan are... [[DroppedABridgeOnHim disappointed]].

** Jake Paul, having [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} completely lost his marbles]] by this point, sits down in a field and starts picking flowers "like a third-grader at a baseball game." When Mark approaches him and attempts a SuicideByCop, Jake is so far gone that he ''doesn't notice''. Later, Jake ends up BoredWithInsanity and uses the flowers to camouflage himself as a bush.
** By day seven, only Jake, Mark, and Jefree Star are still alive, and somehow "sleeping in shifts" despite being enemies. Mark imagines that they're all circling the same big rock at equidistant points and thus [[MissedHimByThatMuch have no idea how close the others are]]. He then amends this so that Jake ''[[MasterOfDisguise is]]'' the rock and the others have him trapped without knowing it.

*** After Jake starves to death in the middle of the night (Mark: "How do you die in eight days from hunger?"), the rock decays enough that Mark sees Jefree on the other side and brutally strangles him to death, winning the game.

* As noted in the Nightmare Fuel entry in the [[YMMV/UnusAnnus YMMV]] page, the Melon Man personality Ethan takes up after failing to crush the melon in “Crushing Watermelons Betwixt our Mighty Thighs” can be pretty scary, but, like many things on the channel, if you don’t take it seriously it can become hilarious, especially with the weird [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings Golum]] voice the audio distortion gives Ethan.
* In "Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight," Ethan struggles to insult Mark, while Mark struggles equally hard to complement Ethan. The only insult that really seems to affect Mark is, "Sometimes I don't think you smell very good!" Mark is speechless for a few moments after this, looking genuinely hurt.
* In "2 Men 200 Accents," Mark and Ethan call [[LetsPlay/JackSepticEye Jack]] to show off their Irish accents. Ethan dissolves into laughter and can't hold the accent while Mark gets stuck on Scottish. The segment ends on Ethan "insulting" Jack; he promptly responds in a stronger accent than usual.
** Just the sheer number of painful burns Jack lays down on the two them.

* One of the anxiety-inducing videos they watch in "Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something" is what appears to be a corgi getting thrown out of a plane, prompting horrified screams from Mark and Ethan. They both collapse in laughter when it turns out the dog was [[CatScare actually]] just getting thrown into a snowbank.

* "Creating [=Mark FISHbach"=] is packed to the [[{{Pun}} gills]] with hilarity, as Mark and Ethan don mermaid tails and attempt to swim. Ethan demonstrates surprising grace, while Mark [[EpicFail almost drowns several times]]. It culminates when they each stand at the deep end of the pool, recite a narrative, and dive in. After Ethan's graceful dive, Mark attempts the same, loses his balance, and belly-flops into the pool with a resigned, "Aw, ''fuck''."
* "DIY Bed of Nails" brings a repeat of Ethan's ineptitude at using a hammer that we first saw in "Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN"
** Eventually Mark decides to just demonstrate how to hammer properly. First thing he does? [[EpicFail Put the nail on the board upside down]].
** And when he finally does his demonstration, [[TheAllegedExpert all he ends up doing is bending the nail]].
* "Puberty Simulator": Mark attaches a balloon to the end of a rubber hose and tries to stick it down Ethan's pants before the latter willing submits. They then reenact a scene where Ethan has a RagingStiffie while at the front of the classroom.
* [[GroinAttack Nutball]]. While many games like it have been invented, Mark has one version in particular. He and Ethan sit across from each other, spread their legs, and take turns spinning a half-full Gatorade bottle toward each other’s crotch. Ethan keeps panic-blocking the bottle (either with his hands or by moving his foot), to the point that a counter appears on screen. They both hit each other a couple of times, but the culminating moment is when Ethan gets a perfect spin and the bottle hits Mark straight on.
** At one point, they attempt it with a [[UpToEleven watermelon]]. Version 3 of Nutball is quickly discontinued when even the ricochet hurts Mark.
** After several months, they return to Nutball with Beyblade spinners. Most of the video is spent actually putting the things together and attempting to spin them. The toys keep falling apart, to the point that Mark asks, "Do we need to look up a tutorial?" At the very end of the video, one of the metal parts unexpectedly hits Ethan in the crotch.
* "Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle" plays out a lot like a hyperactive toddler trying to knock down his longsuffering big brother. Partway through the video Mark makes use of a dog toy to demonstrate some holds, only to have little puppy Bodhi dart in to snatch it away.

* "Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming" features the return of SurpriseCreepy Ethan, as Mark tries to overcome his anxiety of swimming in total darkness. Ethan declares himself "The Gongoozler!" and swims around Mark, whispering in his ear and grabbing his feet underwater, genuinely freaking Mark out multiple times.

* Near the end of the "Annual Unus Annus Costume Contest," Mark and Ethan's prompt for their costume is "Cute." While Mark chooses [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove Emperor Kuzco]], Ethan chooses a skeleton... with an inflatable dick bone. Mark turns around like a true showman, then pauses for a few seconds before looking down at the dick bone in silent horror.
* In the abridged recreation of "We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React to It," Siri proves to be...[[ArtificialStupidity less than helpful]].

* "Everything's Legal If You're Dead" goes OffTheRails so quickly that it's debatable if it was ever ''on'' the rails. It begins with the boys "robbing" a sex shop, and then calling Mark's lawyer Ryan to ask some suspiciously-pointed hypotheticals about collecting on a life-insurance policy. Ryan audibly becomes more and more uncomfortable until he points out that Mark is basically asking him to be an accessory to insurance fraud.

* In the second to last video "The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover" Ethan asks Mark if he had a good year. Mark replied with what many people were also thinking:

** Pretty much the entire video counts, especially the [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic disclaimer song]] and the ending, where [[spoiler:Mark’s jump was apparently so fast and so hard that his entire intestinal tract had burst out of his asshole, including the [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants nails he ate for breakfast (with no milk, of course)]] which had collided with the gas pipe he had dug up, resulting in a nuclear explosion, killing everyone in a 5-mile radius.]]

* How have we gotten this far without mentioning Nutball?!
** While many games like it have been invented, Mark has one version in particular. He and Ethan sit across from each other, spread their legs, and take turns spinning a Gatorade bottle toward each other’s crotch. Ethan keeps blocking the bottle (either with his hands or by moving his foot), to the point that a counter appears on screen. They both hit each other a couple of times, but the culminating moment is when Ethan gets a perfect spin and the bottle hits Mark straight on.
** At one point, they attempt it with a watermelon. Version 3 of Nutball is quickly discontinued when even the ricochet hurts Mark.
** After several months, they return to Nutball with Beyblade spinners. Most of the video is spent actually putting the things together and attempting to spin them. The toys keep falling apart, to the point that Mark asks, “Do we need to look up a tutorial?” At the very end of the video, one of the metal parts unexpectedly hits Ethan in the crotch.

* At some point during filming for October's videos, Mark shattered his nose after a chair somehow plummeted down from the ceiling on him. That's not funny. What is funny is that he later posted a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onSQH_90jyo video]] to his main channel, [[AmusingInjuries treating the incident like a complete joke]], even going so far as to edit his face onto a picture of the ''last'' time he recorded himself in the hospital.

* "Everything's Legal If You're Dead" goes off the rails so quickly that it's debatable if it was ever ''on'' the rails. It begins with the boys "robbing" a sex shop, and then calling Mark's lawyer Ryan to ask some suspiciously-pointed hypotheticals about collecting on a life-insurance policy. Ryan audibly becomes more and more uncomfortable until he points out that Mark is basically asking him to be an accessory to insurance fraud.

** The legendary moment when Ethan spins the wheel and discovers that he has to wax Mark's [[GroinAttack pubes]].

'''Mark''': [[BigNo NO]]![[note]]Mark had grown out his pubes to "fit in" in Korea, where public bathhouses are a thing[[/note]]

--->'''Mark''': Yeah, you've been a bad girl! Yeah, fuck, you close? You close?\\
'''Amy''': STOP!\\

'''Ethan''': ''(laughing)'' Don't do that! It's too much! ''(slaps Mark's hand away from the bowl)'' It's ''too much'', Mark, it's too much!

* "You Blink You Lose" is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin... except it's so much more. A simple staring contest turns into one part therapy session, one part transcendental experience as both Ethan and Mark needle each other psychologically, complete with Mark's struggles to keep his eyes open resulting in actual hallucinations, if he's to be believed.

When your first video is titled "Cooking with Sex Toys", you know you're bound for many hilarious moments.

** Unus, Ethan's AxCrazy alter-ego, sets the tone by [[MadBomber blowing up]] four people (iJustine, Julien, James Charles, and iDubzzz) mere seconds after the horn sounded. It's Mark's [[AtomicFBomb reaction]] that really sells the moment.

-->'''Mark:''' On an A to F scale, how good were our accents?\\

* In the second to last video "The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover" Ethan asks Mark if he had a good year, and he replied with what many people where also thinking:

-->'''Mark and Ethan''': ''(barely-contained hysterics)''