History Funny / UnusAnnus

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You always know when I tell a good joke 'cause of the smile I make afterwards."'']]

Unus Annus was basically Mark and Ethan living up to the phrase [[Main/TemporaryOnlineContent "In for a good time, not a long time."]], and then making some of the most ridiculous videos Youtube's ever seen. With that in mind, why don't you take a trip down memory lane?

''[[[{{Main/Beat}} A couple seconds of silence]] while Ethan blinks a couple times]''\\

** Pretty much the entire video counts, especially the [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Disclaimer Song]] and the ending, where Mark’s jump was apparently so fast and so hard that his entire intestinal tract burst out of his asshole, including the [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants nails he ate for breakfast (with no milk, of course)]] which had collided with the gas pipe he had dug up, resulting in a nuclear explosion, killing everyone in a 5-mile radius.

--> '''Mark (as Gaston):''' [[TheImmodestOrgasm I'm especially good at ejaculating!]]

--> '''Mark:''' I learned that the universe works in mysterious ways and comedic timing is the only constant in life.

--> '''Ethan:''' ''(draping himself seductively over a chair)'' So, I hear you're failing English...

** Right at the [[{{Pun}} climax]] of the video. Ethan is feeding Mark the breakfast, wearing dog ears, while Mark is struggling to eat around a ball gag. [[NotWhatItLooksLike Then someone starts knocking on the door.]] This leaves Mark scrambling to get the gag off and answer the door and Ethan crying with laughter.

"Cooking With Sex Toys":
* At first, Unus Annus seemed to be a serious channel about death, with monochromatic colors and serious Latin phrases pertaining to death...All this got thrown out the window with the reveal of the first episode's name: "Cooking With Sex Toys".
* Right at the [[{{Pun}} climax]] of the video. Ethan is feeding Mark the breakfast, wearing dog ears, while Mark is struggling to eat around a ball gag. [[NotWhatItLooksLike Then someone starts knocking on the door.]] This leaves Mark scrambling to get the gag off and answer the door and Ethan crying with laughter.

Unus Annus was basically Mark and Ethan living up to the phrase [[TemporarilyOnlineContent "In for a good time, not a long time."]], and then making some of the most ridiculous videos the site's ever seen. With that in mind, why don't you take a trip down memory lane?

When your first video was titled "Cooking with Sex Toys", you know you're bound for many hilarious moments.

* In "Cooking With Sex Toys", right at the [[{{Pun}} climax]] of the video. Ethan is feeding Mark the breakfast, wearing dog ears, while Mark is struggling to eat around a ball gag. [[NotWhatItLooksLike Then someone starts knocking on the door.]] This leaves Mark scrambling to get the gag off and answer the door and Ethan crying with laughter.

* In "2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test", Mark gets increasingly frustrated as he goes due to a combination of the heated workout routine and Ethan's antics. This culminates in Ethan briefly forgetting to stop the timer when Mark finishes a set on the exercise bike, leading Mark to punch a hole in the wall out of anger. The video immediately cuts to Mark calmly apologizing to Ethan for getting so tense, giving the moment a peaceful resolution... up until he gives Ethan a handshake, [[WhamShot revealing his broken finger he'd been keeping out of frame.]]

* "DIY Bungee Jumping" gave us this bit, in response to Mark questioning his contempt towards the video's main focus:

* In "2 Men 200 Accents," Mark and Ethan called [[LetsPlay/JackSepticEye Jack]] to show off their Irish accents. Ethan dissolved into laughter and couldn't hold the accent while Mark got stuck on Scottish. The segment ended with Ethan "insulting" Jack; the latter promptly responded in a stronger accent than usual.

* "Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming" featured the return of SurpriseCreepy Ethan, as Mark tried to overcome his anxiety of swimming in total darkness. Ethan declared himself "The Gongoozler!" and swam around Mark, whispering in his ear and grabbing his feet underwater, genuinely freaking Mark out multiple times.

** Afterwards, they decided to do some actual therapy, and recounted first crushes and [[TheirFirstTime their first sexual experiences]], substituting each girl's name with "Abigail". Mark told a [[TearJerker sad story]] about the shame, pain and inadequacy he felt during his first time (which is [[BlackComedy nonetheless very funny]] due to his high-pitched voice and dramatic description) -- Ethan [[MoodWhiplash followed up with a bawdy story]] about how a tryst in a tent was [[InterruptedIntimacy interrupted]] by [[HilarityEnsues his partner's 13-year old brother]].

* This gem from the Bigfoot video

--->'''Mark''': Have you ever seen ''Film/TheGodfather''? You know how he opened his bedsheets and saw a horse's head? Well, first Spencer [Ethan's dog] would be under those sheets. And then, as you leapt out of bed in shock, I'd put spikes all over the ground. Each of the spikes would be tipped with a bullet ant, so that every step was more painful than the last. And then waiting for you at the foot of the doorway as you slowly make your way out of the room, me, standing over you, with an axe made of the bones of Spencer's spine. [[{{Bathos}} IT'S A SMALL AXE!]] But it can take pieces out of you ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis bit! by bit! by bit!]]'' Starting with your legs and ending with your arms! ''(they both [[{{Corpsing}} crack up]])''

--->'''Ethan''': He didn't see us, but we were there. He said, "Dinner's ready", and under the protection of the sleeping bag we replied (squeaky) ''"okay!"'' He exited... [[UnusualEuphemism and I exited]]. ''(Mark bursts into laughter)''

--->'''Ethan''': How confident are you in your ability to tell me whether I'm telling you two truths and one lie?\\
'''Mark''': I... [[FlatWhat what]]?

--->'''Ethan''': ''(laughing, to Amy, who's filming)'' Give that a zoom.\\
'''Mark''': What is it?\\
'''Ethan''': ''(still laughing)''\\
'''Mark''': What is it!?\\
'''Ethan''': Hey, Mark...\\
'''Mark''': ''WHAT IS IT!?''\\
'''Ethan''': You went to [[UsefulNotes/SouthKorea Korea]] recently...?\\
'''Mark''': Wha-- [[OhCrap OH NO]]! [[RapidFireNo OH NO! NO!]]\\
'''Ethan''': Would you like to explain to the audience the current state of your body?\\

--> '''Quinn:''' My life is in the hands of an idiot!\\

--->'''Mark''': [[IncomingHam The world of slime was forever changed]] when some boy named ''([[BlahBlahBlah gibberish]])'' and some mom named ''(more gibberish)'' decided to mix glue, borax, water, and then... a bowl. ''(big smile)''\\
'''Ethan''': ''(starts laughing)'' [[WhoWritesThisCrap What is this intro]]?\\
'''Mark''': It's the best intro you ever seen!\\

--->'''Mark''': I don't always know the right way, man. Sometimes you're correct and me trying to correct you is wrong, and I am trying to be better about that.\\
'''Ethan''': Well, thank you. I appreciate it.\\
'''Mark''': [[MoodWhiplash Also]], you're a [[CountryMatters cunt]].

--->'''Ethan''': It's just nipples!

-->'''Mark''': WHAT THE FUCK IS A GONGOOZLER!?

-->'''Ethan:''' At first glance, you might think "oh he's Freddy Fazbear of Freddy Fazbear game". But, I am not only Freddy Fazbear but the whole universe. And you know what's funny? A good ol' fashioned let's play! One of my favorite YouTubers Markiplier does funny videos of Five Nights Freddy's! And I think that is golden comedy!
-->'''Mark:''' Also, your argument? [removes clown nose] ''I'm Markiplier.'' [X-Files theme plays]

-->'''Mark''': Hey Siri, [[ItMakesSenseInContext call us "Daddy."]]
-->'''Siri''': ...[[DisappearedDad I don't see a father in your contacts]]. [[InnocentlyInsensitive What's your father's first and last name?]][[note]]Mark's father is dead.[[/note]]
-->'''Mark and Ethan''': ''(barely-contained hysterics)''
-->'''Mark''': Well, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny about that!]]

-->'''Mark''': We are not long for this plane of existence, so law no longer applies. We stole, we committed adultery-
-->'''Amy'''[[note]]Mark's girlfriend[[/note]]: [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Mark''': [[OhCrap Erm...]] Take it away, Ethan!

-->'''Mark''': It's 2020, ''no one'' had a good year.

* In "The Worst Kind of Cupping", Ethan and Mark delve into watching the infamous shock video "2 Girls 1 Cup". While Ethan has watched the video, Mark hasn't. Mark ends up screaming while the video was playing and slowly backs away from the screen, while Ethan continues watching in horror. As one commenter on the original video put it:

* In "The Worst Kind of Cupping", Ethan and Mark delve into watching the infamous shock video "2 Girls 1 Cup". While Ethan has watched the video, Mark hasn't. Mark ends up screaming while the video was playing and slowly backs away from the screen, while Ethan continues watching. As one commenter on the original video put it:

* In “Cooking With Sex Toys”, right at the [[{{Pun}} climax]] of the video. Ethan is feeding Mark the breakfast, wearing dog ears, while Mark is struggling to eat around a ball gag. [[NotWhatItLooksLike Then someone starts knocking on the door.]] This leaves Mark scrambling to get the gag off and answer the door and Ethan crying with laughter.

** At one point, they attempted it with a [[UpToEleven watermelon]]. This version of Nutball was quickly discontinued when even the ricochet hurt Mark.

'''Mark''': Day one? How'd you get dysentery that fa... how much did you ''shit''!?

*** What made Ethan's story even funnier was that instead of introducing the girl as "Abigail" like they've been doing, he pauses and instead calls her "Sarah". Mark incredulously asks if her real name was Abigail, to which he says yes, and they both burst out laughing.

** Mark and Ethan started off telling the other how they'd kill them. Ethan described a scenario where he kills Mark by crushing him with pigs ("One man can only take so many pigs atop his soft body...") -- Mark described a sadistic, elaborate peanut butter induced murder. Then Ethan asked Mark what Mark would do if Ethan [[PapaWolf killed Chica]], leading to [[BestServedCold this priceless monologue]].

* In “Cooking With Sex Toys”, right at the [[{{Pun}} climax]] of the video. Ethan is feeding Mark the breakfast, wearing dog ears, while Mark is struggling to eat around a ball gag. Then someone starts knocking on the door. This leaves Ethan crying with laughter.