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* In "Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight," Ethan struggles to insult Mark, while Mark struggles equally hard to complement Ethan. The only insult that really seems to effect Mark is, "Sometimes you don't smell very good!" Mark is speechless for a few moments after this, looking genuinely hurt.

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* In "Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight," Ethan struggles to insult Mark, while Mark struggles equally hard to complement Ethan. The only insult that really seems to effect Mark is, "Sometimes you I don't think you smell very good!" Mark is speechless for a few moments after this, looking genuinely hurt.
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--> '''Ethan:''' (draping himself sexily over a chair) So, I hear you're failing English...

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--> '''Ethan:''' (draping himself sexily seductively over a chair) So, I hear you're failing English...
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* "2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition" seems designed solely to allow Mark [[MrFanservice to show off his new buffness]]. As a consequence, he's the only one of them taking it seriously. Mark strikes official poses, while Ethan seems to have gotten "Amateur Bodybuilding Competition" and "Amateur Porno" mixed up.

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* "2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition" seems designed solely to allow Mark [[MrFanservice to show off his new buffness]]. As a consequence, he's the only one of them taking it seriously. Mark strikes official standard prescribed bodybuilding poses, while Ethan seems to have gotten "Amateur Bodybuilding Competition" and "Amateur Porno" mixed up.
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--> '''Ethan:''' (looming sexily over a chair) So, I hear you're failing English...

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--> '''Ethan:''' (looming (draping himself sexily over a chair) So, I hear you're failing English...
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--> '''Ethan:''' [[looming sexily over a chair]] So, I hear you're failing English...

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--> '''Ethan:''' [[looming (looming sexily over a chair]] chair) So, I hear you're failing English...
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* "2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition" seems designed solely to allow Mark [[MrFanservice to show off his new buffness]]. As a consequence, he's the only one of them taking it seriously. Mark strikes official poses, while Ethan seems to have gotten "Amateur Bodybuilding Competition" and "Amateur Porno" mixed up.
--> '''Ethan:''' [[looming sexily over a chair]] So, I hear you're failing English...


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* In "Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight," Ethan struggles to insult Mark, while Mark struggles equally hard to complement Ethan. The only insult that really seems to effect Mark is, "Sometimes you don't smell very good!" Mark is speechless for a few moments after this, looking genuinely hurt.
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* As noted in the Nightmare Fuel entry in the YMMV page, the Melon Man personality takes up after failing to crush the melon in “Crushing Watermelons Betwixt our Mighty Thighs” can be pretty scary, but, like many things on the channel, if you don’t take it seriously it can become hilarious, especially with the weird [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings Golum]] voice the audio distortion gives Ethan.

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* As noted in the Nightmare Fuel entry in the YMMV page, the Melon Man personality Ethan takes up after failing to crush the melon in “Crushing Watermelons Betwixt our Mighty Thighs” can be pretty scary, but, like many things on the channel, if you don’t take it seriously it can become hilarious, especially with the weird [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings Golum]] voice the audio distortion gives Ethan.
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* As noted in the Nightmare Fuel entry in the YMMV page, the Melon Man personality takes up after failing to crush the melon in “Crushing Watermelons Betwixt our Mighty Thighs” can be pretty scary, but, like many things on the channel, if you don’t take it seriously it can become hilarious, especially with the weird [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings Golum]] voice the audio distortion gives Ethan.
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** Afterwards, they decide to do some actual therapy, and recount [[TheirFirstTime their first sexual experiences]]. Mark tells a [[TearJerker sad story]] about the shame, pain and inadequacy he felt during his first time (which is [[BlackComedy nonetheless very funny]] due to his high-pitched voice and dramatic description) -- Ethan [[MoodWhiplash follows up with a bawdy story]] about how a tryst in a tent was [[CoitusInterruptus interrupted]] by [[HilarityEnsues his partner's 13-year old brother]].

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** Afterwards, they decide to do some actual therapy, and recount [[TheirFirstTime their first sexual experiences]]. Mark tells a [[TearJerker sad story]] about the shame, pain and inadequacy he felt during his first time (which is [[BlackComedy nonetheless very funny]] due to his high-pitched voice and dramatic description) -- Ethan [[MoodWhiplash follows up with a bawdy story]] about how a tryst in a tent was [[CoitusInterruptus [[InterruptedIntimacy interrupted]] by [[HilarityEnsues his partner's 13-year old brother]].

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** Afterwards, they decide to do some actual therapy, and recount [[TheirFirstTime their first sexual experiences]]. Mark tells a [[TearJerker sad story]] about the shame, pain and inadequacy he felt during his first time (which is [[BlackComedy nonetheless very funny]] due to his high-pitched voice and dramatic description) -- Ethan [[MoodWhiplash follows up with a bawdy story]] about how a tryst in a tent was [[CoitusInterruptus interrupted]] by [[HilarityEnsues his partner's 13-year old brother]].
--->'''Ethan''': He didn't see us, but we were there. He said, "Dinner's ready", and under the protection of the sleeping bag we replied (squeaky) ''"okay!"'' He exited... [[UnusualEuphemism and I exited]]. ''(Mark bursts into laughter)''



--> '''Mark:''' I want you to forget everything you know.

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--> '''Mark:''' -->'''Mark:''' I want you to forget everything you know.
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* The entirety of "Helium Therapy". Their helium voices just make everything they say even funnier.
** Mark and Ethan start off telling the other how they'd kill them. Ethan describes a scenario where he kills Mark by crushing him with pigs ("One man can only take so many pigs atop his soft body...") -- Mark describes a sadistic, elaborate peanut butter induced murder. Then Ethan asks Mark what Mark would do if Ethan [[PapaWolf killed Chica]], leading to [[BestServedCold this priceless monologue]].
--->'''Mark''': Have you ever seen ''Film/TheGodfather''? You know how he opened his bedsheets and saw a horse's head? Well, first Spencer [Ethan's dog] would be under those sheets. And then, as you leapt out of bed in shock, I'd put spikes all over the ground. Each of the spikes would be tipped with a bullet ant, so that every step was more painful than the last. And then waiting for you at the foot of the doorway as you slowly make your way out of the room, me, standing over you, with an axe made of the bones of Spencer's spine. [[{{Bathos}} IT'S A SMALL AXE!]] But it can take pieces out of you ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis bit! by bit! by bit!]]'' Starting with your legs and ending with your arms! ''(Both [[{{Corpsing}} crack up]])''
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* "Creating [=Mark FISHbach"=] is packed to the gills with hilarity, as Mark and Ethan don mermaid tails and attempt to swim. Ethan demonstrates surprising grace, while Mark almost drowns several times. It culminates when they each stand at the deep end of the pool, recite a narrative, and dive in. After Ethan's graceful dive, Mark attempts the same, loses his balance, and belly-flops into the pool with a resigned, "Oh, Fuck."

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* "Creating [=Mark FISHbach"=] is packed to the gills with hilarity, as Mark and Ethan don mermaid tails and attempt to swim. Ethan demonstrates surprising grace, while Mark [[EpicFail almost drowns several times.times]]. It culminates when they each stand at the deep end of the pool, recite a narrative, and dive in. After Ethan's graceful dive, Mark attempts the same, loses his balance, and belly-flops into the pool with a resigned, "Oh, Fuck."Aw, ''fuck''."
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* "Creating Mark FISHbach" is packed to the gills with hilarity, as Mark and Ethan don mermaid tails and attempt to swim. Ethan demonstrates surprising grace, while Mark almost drowns several times. It culminates when they each stand at the deep end of the pool, recite a narrative, and dive in. After Ethan's graceful dive, Mark attempts the same, loses his balance, and belly-flops into the pool with a resigned, "Oh, Fuck."

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* "Creating Mark FISHbach" [=Mark FISHbach"=] is packed to the gills with hilarity, as Mark and Ethan don mermaid tails and attempt to swim. Ethan demonstrates surprising grace, while Mark almost drowns several times. It culminates when they each stand at the deep end of the pool, recite a narrative, and dive in. After Ethan's graceful dive, Mark attempts the same, loses his balance, and belly-flops into the pool with a resigned, "Oh, Fuck."
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* In "2 Men 200 Accents," Mark and Ethan call [[LetsPlay/JackSepticEye Jack]] to show off their Irish accents. Ethan dissolves into laughter and can't hold the accent while Mark gets stuck on Scottish. The segment ends on Ethan "insulting" Jack; he promptly responds in a stronger accent than usual.

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* In "2 Men 200 Accents," Mark and Ethan call [[LetsPlay/JackSepticEye Jack]] to show off their Irish accents. Ethan dissolves into laughter and can't hold the accent while Mark gets stuck on Scottish. The segment ends on Ethan "insulting" Jack; he promptly responds in a stronger accent than usual.usual.
* "Creating Mark FISHbach" is packed to the gills with hilarity, as Mark and Ethan don mermaid tails and attempt to swim. Ethan demonstrates surprising grace, while Mark almost drowns several times. It culminates when they each stand at the deep end of the pool, recite a narrative, and dive in. After Ethan's graceful dive, Mark attempts the same, loses his balance, and belly-flops into the pool with a resigned, "Oh, Fuck."
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** Pretty much the entire video counts, especially the [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Disclaimer song]] and the ending, where [[spoiler: Mark’s jump was apparently so fast and so hard that his entire intestinal tract had burst out of his asshole, including the [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants nails he ate for breakfast (with no milk, of course)]] which had collided with the gas pipe he had dug up, resulting in a nuclear explosion, killing everyone in a 5 mile radius.]]
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* This gem from the Bigfoot video
--> '''Mark:''' I want you to forget everything you know.
-->''[[[{{Main/Beat}} A couple seconds of silence]] while Ethan blinks a couple times]''
-->'''Mark:''' Did you do it?
-->'''Ethan:''' [[ExactWords W-who are you again?]]
-->'''Mark:''' Good.
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* In "Goat Yoga" the instructor warns that the goats may "deposit [[UnusualEuphemism blessings]]" during the session. And sure enough, while the instructor is responding to Mark's [[OncePerEpisode question about the inevitability of death]] no less, Mark gets showered in a blessing.
--> '''Mark:''' I learned that the universe works in mysterious ways and comedic timing is the only constant in life.
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* In "2 Men 200 Accents," Mark and Ethan call [[Webvideo/Jacksepticeye Jack]] to show off their Irish accents. Ethan dissolves into laughter and can't hold the accent while Mark gets stuck on Scottish. The segment ends on Ethan "insulting" Jack; he promptly responds in a stronger accent than usual.

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* In "2 Men 200 Accents," Mark and Ethan call [[Webvideo/Jacksepticeye [[LetsPlay/JackSepticEye Jack]] to show off their Irish accents. Ethan dissolves into laughter and can't hold the accent while Mark gets stuck on Scottish. The segment ends on Ethan "insulting" Jack; he promptly responds in a stronger accent than usual.
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* In "Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates" Mark and Ethan's attempt at taking the quiz is briefly derailed when they become fascinated by a Dyson V11 ad.

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* In "Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates" Mark and Ethan's attempt at taking the quiz is briefly derailed when they become fascinated by a Dyson V11 ad.ad.
* In "2 Men 200 Accents," Mark and Ethan call [[Webvideo/Jacksepticeye Jack]] to show off their Irish accents. Ethan dissolves into laughter and can't hold the accent while Mark gets stuck on Scottish. The segment ends on Ethan "insulting" Jack; he promptly responds in a stronger accent than usual.
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* In "An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die", Mark and Ethan type in a few sentences about their "deaths" so that a writing A.I. can fill the rest in. Mark's death generates a typical (albeit somewhat-nonsensical) murder mystery. Ethan's death somehow generates poorly written gay porn. The latter ends up happening to ''everything else they type in''.

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* In "An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die", Mark and Ethan type in a few sentences about their "deaths" so that a writing A.I. can fill the rest in. Mark's death generates a typical (albeit somewhat-nonsensical) murder mystery. Ethan's death somehow generates poorly written gay porn. The latter ends up happening to ''everything else they type in''.in''.
* In "Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates" Mark and Ethan's attempt at taking the quiz is briefly derailed when they become fascinated by a Dyson V11 ad.
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* In the Escape Room video, Ethan is trying to explain to Quinn that Mark is taking care of reading the computer information while offhandedly calling him an idiot. The next exchange is just gold;

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* In the Escape Room video, Ethan is trying to explain to Quinn that Mark is taking care of reading the computer information while offhandedly calling him an idiot. The next following exchange is just gold;gold:



* In the video "What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?", when Ethan mentions going into shock from his peanut allergy, Mark remembers the time [[NoodleIncident he had a heart attack]]... ''nearly eighteen minutes into the video''. [[https://youtu.be/Db5PYXp2iZc?t=17m47s Words do not do it justice]].
* "You Blink You Lose" is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin...except it's so much more. A simple staring contest turns into one part therapy session, one part transcendental experience as both Ethan and Mark needle each other psychologically, while Mark's struggles to keep his eyes open results in actual hallucination, if he's to be believed.

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* In the video "What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?", when Ethan mentions going into shock from his peanut allergy, Mark remembers the time [[NoodleIncident he had a heart attack]]... ''nearly eighteen minutes into the video''. [[https://youtu.be/Db5PYXp2iZc?t=17m47s Words do not do it justice]].
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* "You Blink You Lose" is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin... except it's so much more. A simple staring contest turns into one part therapy session, one part transcendental experience as both Ethan and Mark needle each other psychologically, while complete with Mark's struggles to keep his eyes open results resulting in actual hallucination, hallucinations, if he's to be believed.



* In "An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die", Mark's death is a typical murder mystery. Ethan's death, on the other hand, inexplicably generates a badly written gay porn fanfiction.

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* In "An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die", Mark and Ethan type in a few sentences about their "deaths" so that a writing A.I. can fill the rest in. Mark's death is generates a typical (albeit somewhat-nonsensical) murder mystery. Ethan's death, on the other hand, inexplicably death somehow generates a badly poorly written gay porn fanfiction.porn. The latter ends up happening to ''everything else they type in''.
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--> '''Mark (as Gaston):''' [[TheImmodestOrgasm I'm especially good at ejaculating!]]

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--> '''Mark (as Gaston):''' [[TheImmodestOrgasm I'm especially good at ejaculating!]]ejaculating!]]
* In "An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die", Mark's death is a typical murder mystery. Ethan's death, on the other hand, inexplicably generates a badly written gay porn fanfiction.
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--> '''Mark:''' No, [[BlatantLies of course not.]]

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--> '''Mark:''' No, [[BlatantLies of course not.]]]]
* In "Ethan Redefines Male Beauty," Mark and Ethan randomly sing a SongParody of "[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]", turning him into a InUniverse MemeticSexGod and BadassBisexual.
--> '''Mark (as Gaston):''' [[TheImmodestOrgasm I'm especially good at ejaculating!]]
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* "You Blink You Lose" is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin...except it's so much more. A simple staring contest turns into one part therapy session, one part transcendental experience as both Ethan and Mark needle each other psychologically, while Mark's struggles to keep his eyes open results in actual hallucination, if he's to be believed.

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* "You Blink You Lose" is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin...except it's so much more. A simple staring contest turns into one part therapy session, one part transcendental experience as both Ethan and Mark needle each other psychologically, while Mark's struggles to keep his eyes open results in actual hallucination, if he's to be believed.believed.
* "DIY Bungee Jumping" gives us this bit:
--> '''Ethan:''' ''(in response to Mark questioning his contempt towards the video's main focus)'' I don't know, I feel like we've had a couple bad ideas.
--> '''Mark:''' [[SelectiveObliviousness When have we ever had a bad idea?]]
--> ''(rapid SmashCut to [[InstantlyProvenWrong various agonizing moments from the rest of the channel]] up to the video's upload date)''
--> '''Ethan:''' You're right, we've never had a bad idea.
--> '''Mark:''' No, [[BlatantLies of course not.]]
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* In the video "What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?", when Ethan mentions going into shock from his peanut allergy, Mark remembers the time [[NoodleIncident he had a heart attack]]... ''nearly eighteen minutes into the video''. [[https://youtu.be/Db5PYXp2iZc?t=17m47s Words do not do it justice]].

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* In the video "What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?", when Ethan mentions going into shock from his peanut allergy, Mark remembers the time [[NoodleIncident he had a heart attack]]... ''nearly eighteen minutes into the video''. [[https://youtu.be/Db5PYXp2iZc?t=17m47s Words do not do it justice]].justice]].
* "You Blink You Lose" is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin...except it's so much more. A simple staring contest turns into one part therapy session, one part transcendental experience as both Ethan and Mark needle each other psychologically, while Mark's struggles to keep his eyes open results in actual hallucination, if he's to be believed.
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* In the sausage making video, Ethan forgets the word "skillet", and calls it anything that vaguely sounds like "skillet" ("skittle," "skillup," "griddle," etc.). [[OverlyLongGag This goes on for over a minute]].

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* In the sausage making video, Ethan forgets the word "skillet", and calls it anything that vaguely sounds like "skillet" ("skittle," "skillup," "griddle," etc.). [[OverlyLongGag This goes on for over a minute]].minute]].
* In the video "What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?", when Ethan mentions going into shock from his peanut allergy, Mark remembers the time [[NoodleIncident he had a heart attack]]... ''nearly eighteen minutes into the video''. [[https://youtu.be/Db5PYXp2iZc?t=17m47s Words do not do it justice]].
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* In the sausage making video, Ethan forgets the word "skillet", and calls it anything that vaguely sounds like skillet ("skittle," "skriddle," "griddle," etc.). [[OverlyLongGag This goes on for over a minute]].

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* In the sausage making video, Ethan forgets the word "skillet", and calls it anything that vaguely sounds like skillet "skillet" ("skittle," "skriddle," "skillup," "griddle," etc.). [[OverlyLongGag This goes on for over a minute]].
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* In the sausage making video, Ethan forgets the word "skillet", and calls it "skittle," "skriddle," "griddle," anything ''but'' skillet. [[OverlyLongGag This goes on for over a minute]].

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* In the sausage making video, Ethan forgets the word "skillet", and calls it "skittle," anything that vaguely sounds like skillet ("skittle," "skriddle," "griddle," anything ''but'' skillet.etc.). [[OverlyLongGag This goes on for over a minute]].

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--> '''Quinn:''' My life is in the hands of an idiot!
--> '''Ethan:''' [[RapidFireNo No-no-no-no-no,]] ''[[FalseReassurance two]]'' [[FalseReassurance idiots!]]

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--> '''Quinn:''' My life is in the hands of an idiot!
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'''Ethan:''' [[RapidFireNo No-no-no-no-no,]] ''[[FalseReassurance two]]'' [[FalseReassurance idiots!]]idiots!]]
* In the sausage making video, Ethan forgets the word "skillet", and calls it "skittle," "skriddle," "griddle," anything ''but'' skillet. [[OverlyLongGag This goes on for over a minute]].
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When your first video is titled "Cooking with Sex Toys", you know you're bound for many hilarious moments.
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*In the Escape Room video, Ethan is trying to explain to Quinn that Mark is taking care of reading the computer information while offhandedly calling him an idiot. The next exchange is just gold;
--> '''Quinn:''' My life is in the hands of an idiot!
--> '''Ethan:''' [[RapidFireNo No-no-no-no-no,]] ''[[FalseReassurance two]]'' [[FalseReassurance idiots!]]

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