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* The ''VideoGame/HybridHeaven'' episode takes the cake. A trashy-looking game for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64 has a FadeToBlack, as Paul and Graham wonder if the projector just broke. Then the viewer is treated to [[FanDisservice the blocky protagonist's ass and back in a shower scene]].

-->'''Graham''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs No, but he's wearing a boa feather and a crown]].

-->'''Graham''': They're gonna combine together and form [[{{Transformers}} Devastator]].

-->'''Woman''': You were the one who always enjoyed [[VideoGame/TombRaider raiding tombs]] and [[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} uncharting mysteries]].

-->'''Paul''': [[GagBoobs MASSSIVE]]...telepathic abilities.

* Pandora's Tower, Graham and Paul notice the game has two directors, and later on, [[UpToEleven two co-directors]]:

** The small chronicle of ThoseTwoBadGuys.

-->'''Graham:''' So, he reads ''Literature/AliceThroughTheLookingGlass'' and decides to walk through a mirror?\\

-->'''Ellen:''' Thanks, but I'll get there myself. *jumps overboard*
-->'''Paul (as charter boat captain):''' [[BigNo Nooooooooooooooo]][[ShrugTake well, that's why I get a deposit]].

-->*shot of modern French plaza after scenes of ninja, samurai, undead, and giant monsters in feudal Japan*
-->'''Graham:''' How. Does this have ''anything.'' To do with what we just saw?
-->'''Graham:''' You know, not that this isn't nice, but I think the game has gotten a little off-message.
-->*modern French plaza gets attacked by undead and giant monsters*
-->'''Paul:''' Aaaaand back on message!
-->'''Paul-as-Undead-Warrior:''' Excuse me! We appear to have gotten lost! Could you direct us to ''Onimusha 3'''?

--> '''Graham-as-Prison-Bus-Driver:''' Everybody okay back there? Why is everyone so quiet?
--> '''Paul-as-Anne-Cunningham:''' Yeah let's have a sing-a-long!
-->'''Both singing:''' The prisoners on the bus go "Please don't shoot me! Please don't-" No? Oh alright.'''

-->'''Graham-as-Corvo:''' Won't they? I'm wearing a wire!
-->'''Paul-as-Burrows:''' Uh, no you're not.
-->'''Graham-as-Corvo:''' What?
-->'''Paul-as-Burrows:''' Wires haven't been invented.
-->'''Graham-as-Corvo:''' ''Damn it.''

-->'''Paul:''' [[FlatWhat "What?"]]
-->'''Graham:''' "The only real word there is 'of'!"

--> '''Graham:''' So, he reads ''Literature/AliceThroughTheLookingGlass'' and decides to walk through a mirror?
--> '''Paul:''' He's impressionable!
--> '''Graham:''' Thank God he didn't read ''Literature/SilenceOfTheLambs''!

-->'''Joel''': He is the contractor..
-->'''Paul''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome The Contractor]]! (''trumpet sounds'')
-->'''Graham''': Able to hire people in a single bound!

-->'''Paul''': But, seriously, you guys are right under the bed right?
-->(''"monsters" grumble affirmatively'')

-->(''police car passes by'')
-->'''Paul''': These cops are on the trail of...The Contractor! They can't stand for his vigilante justice! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And hiring processes]].

-->'''Tommy''': That's Louis's Farm (''camera pans to house on fire'')
-->'''Paul''': Hmm, looks like Louis has a nice crop of ''[[CaptainObvious fire]]'' this year.

-->'''Tommy''': Everyone and their mothers had the same idea.
-->'''Graham''': ''Specially'' their mothers.
-->'''Paul''' (''doing an old lady voice'') : [[MyBelovedSmother Now Bryan, you listen to me, we're gonna get in the car and take 71]]!
-->'''Graham doing Bryan's voice''': Yes, okay mom.
-->'''"Mother"''': Don't you give me that sass young man!
-->'''"Bryan"''': I wasn't trying to-
-->'''"Mother"''': This is the best route out of town.
-->'''"Bryan"''': Okay, that's where we're going.
-->'''"Mother"''': Okay. Now have you found a nice girl yet?
-->'''"Bryan"''': We've been through this! Yes, I did, she turned out to be a zombie, I had to shoot her.
-->'''"Mother"''': [[IWantGrandkids So no grandchildren then]]?
-->'''"Bryan"''': Not right now.

-->(''Guard with DastardlyWhiplash appears'')
-->'''Paul''': Snidely Whiplash is ''on the scene''!

-->(''As a HauntedForest comes into view'')
-->'''Paul''': Here's one of our nation's creepiest national parks.
-->'''Graham''': Smokey The Bear says: "You know what, just go ahead and cause forest fires. I'm creeped out by this forest."

-->'''Seer''': You'll be something other than human...
-->'''Graham''': A lobster!
-->'''Seer''': Something that feeds on human souls..
-->'''Graham''': Could still be a lobster..
-->'''Seer''': A Hollow.
-->'''Paul''': [[SeinfeldianConversation Well, lobsters are kinda hollow]].

-->'''Seer''': Your wings will burn in anguish...
-->'''Paul''': ''What wings''? I don't...[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords I don't understand what this woman is saying. She's just sort of saying a bunch of disjoined, creepy phrases that don't connect narratively]].
-->'''Graham imitating the woman''': Like a moth to the flaaame, the augur of darkness, for a mog of the curse, your fate is...a...cubist!

-->(''Giant pendulum sends a foe flying out of the nowhere'')
-->'''Graham''': Ha! Everyone falls for the old "enormous pendulum from the side" move!

-->(''On a protagonist with a blue and yellow eye'')
-->'''Graham''': That's what happens when you look at the sun for too long.
-->'''Paul''': With an eyepatch?
-->'''Graham''': [[InsaneTrollLogic No, During an eclipse]].
-->'''Paul''': ''[[FlatWhat What?]]''

'''Graham:''' A man with no name... said nothing.\\
'''Paul:''' Why did we need to see that?! How relevant could that POSSIBLY be?!

* From the video for ''VideoGame/AtelierIrisEternalMana''.

'''Graham''': Uh..[[CatchPhrase Eat, sleep, conquer, repeat]], as far as I'm aware. \\

-->'''Graham''': (''regarding ChallengingTheChief''): I don't know why they don't do that ''now''. Wait, no, I totally do, 'cause they would have ellected Wrestling/BrockLesnar as their President.
-->'''Paul''': Well, what are his policies?
-->'''Graham''': Uh..[[CatchPhrase Eat, sleep, conquer, repeat]], as far as I'm aware.

-->'''Paul''': Wow that is a perfect excuse for pretty much any situation.
-->'''Graham''': Could you ratify this trade agreement with mato?
-->'''Paul''': I'd like to, but I have to [[LargeHam SAVE AMERICA]]!

-->'''Announcer''': Much like our ancestors did, based in a belief of winning freedom.
-->'''Graham''': With mech suits.
-->'''Announcer''': And based in the belief of a independent war.
-->'''Paul''': ''With mech suits''.
-->'''Announcer''': And based in the belief of this great nation!
-->'''Paul and Graham''': '''WITH MECH SUITS!'''

* During the ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'' episode, when the cutscene shifts to a wide aerial view of the African savanna...they suddenly chime in with the opening vocals of ''[[Disney/TheLionKing Circle of Life]]''.

-->'''Paul:''' Oh come on, we earned a trophy for that!?
-->'''Graham:''' That's a trophy for pressing start! Nothing has happened yet!
-->'''Paul:''' Congratulations, your arms work!

* From the ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'' video: "[[WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM Blue streak, as]] [[TakeThat his franchise dies...]]"

* And is ''Franchise/DevilMayCry 4''

* Almost the entirety of the ''VideoGame/{{Onimusha}} 3'' review, but especially:

-->'''Graham''': Hey, ReadingRainbow never said anything about this.
-->'''Paul''' (''singing''): Butterflies in the skyyy, I can kill all these guuuys.

--> '''Giovanni Auditore:''' What a fine set of lungs! What shall we call him?
--> '''Paul:''' LUNG MAN!!!

-->'''Alicia''': I want people to know that the war wasn't all just people killing people.
-->'''Graham''': There were bad parts too!

--->'''Welkin:''' How's the water?
--->'''Paul (as fish):''' It's water... I don't know, like water? We're fish, right? What's the air like, douchebag?
* ''StarOcean: The Last Hope''
-->'''Shimada''': Very well. I leave the rest to you.
-->'''Graham''': I'M GOING TO GO EAT A SCHTICK OF BUTTER

-->'''Narrator''': No such shops are to be found. Not here.
-->'''Graham''': Because of the plague, with its crippling sores.
-->'''Narrator''': In fact, the village is quite calm. Almost strangely quiet...
-->'''Paul''': As the townsfolk hide from the coming zombie horde.
-->'''Narrator''': It is a place that exudes a peaceful tranquility.
-->'''Paul and Graham''': Eeeew...
-->'''Narrator''': ...increases its allure, as well as its mystery.
-->'''Graham''': For those at home, the mystery is: a sex offender just moved into town.
-->'''Paul''': You know I have not seen a [[PetalPower single petal go downward]] in this entire thing.
-->'''Graham''': Maybe that's why no one's around, gravity works in reverse and everyone's fallen up.
-->'''Paul''': Hm...
* The ''HybridHeaven'' episode takes the cake. A trashy-looking game for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64 has a FadeToBlack, as Paul and Graham wonder if the projector just broke. Then the viewer is treated to [[FanDisservice the blocky protagonist's ass and back in a shower scene]].

-->'''Paul''': [[GenreSavvy Of]] ''[[SeenItAMillionTimes course]]'' it's Nobunaga Oda.

* In Way of the Samurai III, OdaNobunaga is mentioned.

* The ''HybridHeaven'' episode takes the cake. A trashy-looking game for the Nintendo64 has a FadeToBlack, as Paul and Graham wonder if the projector just broke. Then the viewer is treated to [[FanDisservice the blocky protagonist's ass and back in a shower scene]].