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**The American Old West had many people who were what today is called functionally illiterate. There were people who made money by writing letters (mail correspondence) for other people who could not read or write. So letter writers was considered a decent profession.
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* Little Bill tells his deputy to "not get wet" while he searches W.W. Beauchamp, as the biographer had a [[BringMeMyBrownPants fear-induced accident]] due to having guns pointed at him, and has created a little pond of pee.

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* Little Bill tells his deputy to "not get wet" while he searches W.W. Beauchamp, as the biographer has had a [[BringMeMyBrownPants fear-induced accident]] due to having guns pointed at him, and has created a little pond of pee.
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* Little Bill tells his deputy to "not get wet" while he searches W.W. Beauchamp, as the biographer had a [[BringMeMyBrownPants fear-induced accident]] due to having guns pointed at him, and has created a little pond of pee.
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'''The Kid:''' (to Munny) I'm gonna kill a couple of no-good cowboys...for cuttin' up a lady. They cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her ears off, hell, they even cut her teats...\\

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'''The -->'''The Kid:''' (to Munny) I'm gonna kill a couple of no-good cowboys...for cuttin' up a lady. They cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her ears off, hell, they even cut her teats...\\
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'''Munny:''' (to Ned) Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.

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'''Munny:''' (to Ned) Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.suppose.
* "But a president.. why ''not'' shoot a president?"

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'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''



-->'''Little Bill''': It's been a long time, Bob. You run out of Chinamen?\\
'''English Bob''' (stunned): Little Bill, well I thought you was, well I thought that you were dead. (waves his hat) I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off.\\
'''Little Bill''': I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.\\
'''English Bob''': Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse — drunk, of course — and that you... aheh, broke your bloody neck.\\
'''Little Bill''': I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought ''I'' was dead... 'til I found out it was just that [[PlaceWorseThanDeath I was in Nebraska]].

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-->'''Little Bill''': Bill:''' It's been a long time, Bob. You run out of Chinamen?\\
'''English Bob''' Bob:''' (stunned): Little Bill, well I thought you was, well I thought that you were dead. (waves his hat) I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off.\\
'''Little Bill''': Bill:''' I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.\\
'''English Bob''': Bob:''' Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse — drunk, of course — and that you... aheh, broke your bloody neck.\\
'''Little Bill''': Bill:''' I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought ''I'' was dead... 'til I found out it was just that [[PlaceWorseThanDeath I was in Nebraska]].



-->'''Logan''': I sure do miss my bed.\\
'''Munny''': You said that last night.\\
'''Logan''': No, last night I said I missed ''my wife'', tonight I just miss my ''damn bed''.

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-->'''Logan''': -->'''Logan:''' I sure do miss my bed.\\
'''Munny''': '''Munny:''' You said that last night.\\
'''Logan''': '''Logan:''' No, last night I said I missed ''my wife'', tonight I just miss my ''damn bed''.



'''The Kid''' (to Munny): I'm gonna kill a couple of no-good cowboys...for cuttin' up a lady. They cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her ears off, hell, they even cut her teats...\\
'''Munny''' (to Ned): Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.

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'''The Kid''' Kid:''' (to Munny): Munny) I'm gonna kill a couple of no-good cowboys...for cuttin' up a lady. They cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her ears off, hell, they even cut her teats...\\
'''Munny''' '''Munny:''' (to Ned): Ned) Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.

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** The subsequent ultimatum also counts for how over the top it goes:
-->"Alright, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill em! Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, (and) burn his damn house down!"



'''Little Bill''': I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought ''I'' was dead... 'til I found out it was just that [[FateWorseThanDeath I was in Nebraska]].

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'''Little Bill''': I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought ''I'' was dead... 'til I found out it was just that [[FateWorseThanDeath [[PlaceWorseThanDeath I was in Nebraska]].



* Immediately after the above, Munny struggling to mount his horse.



* How can anyone forget the scene where Ned asks our [[CelibateHero Celibate Anti-Hero]] if he masturbates?

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* How can anyone forget the scene where Ned asks our [[CelibateHero Celibate Anti-Hero]] if he masturbates?masturbates?
* The GossipEvolution regarding Delilah:
'''The Kid''' (to Munny): I'm gonna kill a couple of no-good cowboys...for cuttin' up a lady. They cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her ears off, hell, they even cut her teats...\\
'''Munny''' (to Ned): Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.
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* '''Munny''' (after shooting Little Bill and nearly every deputy): "Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back." (everyone that can run ''does'').
* Right after that he goes to take a swig of liquor, and there is a sign right in front of him which says "No firearms on premises"

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* '''Munny''' (after shooting Little Bill and nearly every deputy): "Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back." (everyone (Everyone that can run ''does'').
''does''.)
* Right after that he goes to take a swig of liquor, and there is a sign right in front of him which says "No firearms on premises"premises".



'''English Bob''': Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse - drunk, of course - and that you... aheh, broke your bloody neck.\\

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'''English Bob''': Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse - drunk, of course - and that you... aheh, broke your bloody neck.\\



-->'''Logan''':I sure do miss my bed.\\

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-->'''Logan''':I -->'''Logan''': I sure do miss my bed.\\



* English Bob being railroaded out of town after Little Bill is done with him. He's good enough to give Bob his revolver back......with the barrel bent to the point of uselessness.

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* English Bob being railroaded out of town after Little Bill is done with him. He's good enough to give Bob his revolver back......back... with the barrel bent to the point of uselessness.
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* "The Duck of Death"
-->'''Beauchamp:''' "It says 'Duke' of Death."
-->'''Little Bill:''' "'Duck,' I says."
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* English Bob being railroaded out of town after Little Bill is done with him. He's good enough to give Bob his revolver back......with the barrel bent to the point of uselessness.

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* English Bob being railroaded out of town after Little Bill is done with him. He's good enough to give Bob his revolver back......with the barrel bent to the point of uselessness.uselessness.
*How can anyone forget the scene where Ned asks our [[CelibateHero Celibate Anti-Hero]] if he masturbates?
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* Right after that he goes to take a swig of liquor, and there is a sign right in front of him which says "No firearms on premises"
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* The target practice scene. Munny missing the can repeatedly with the Starr revolver, then blasting it into next week with the shotgun.

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* The target practice scene. Munny missing the can repeatedly with the Starr revolver, then blasting it into next week with the shotgun.shotgun.
* English Bob being railroaded out of town after Little Bill is done with him. He's good enough to give Bob his revolver back......with the barrel bent to the point of uselessness.
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* The target practice scene. Munny missing the can repeatedly wit the Starr revolver, then blasting it into next week with the shotgun.

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* The target practice scene. Munny missing the can repeatedly wit with the Starr revolver, then blasting it into next week with the shotgun.
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'''Logan''': No, last night I said I missed ''my wife'', tonight I just miss my ''damn bed''.

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'''Logan''': No, last night I said I missed ''my wife'', tonight I just miss my ''damn bed''.bed''.
* The target practice scene. Munny missing the can repeatedly wit the Starr revolver, then blasting it into next week with the shotgun.
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* Little Bill's reaction to Beauchamp telling him he should hang the carpenter who built his house.
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'''Little Bill'': I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought ''I'' was dead... 'til I found out it was just that [[FateWorseThanDeath I was in Nebraska]].

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'''Little Bill'': Bill''': I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought ''I'' was dead... 'til I found out it was just that [[FateWorseThanDeath I was in Nebraska]].

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