History Funny / UnbreakableKimmySchmidt

'''Titus''': I don't make the rules.\\

* Kimmy's attempts to be a fun HR manager inadvertently led her to be terrifying to her HollywoodNerd co-workers.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUk6GmqfqnY The source]] of the show's StupidStatementDanceMix opening is very funny on its own, even the anticlimax of "Unbreakable!" referring to sunglasses.

* "You know, some people say global warming is a hoax [[Malaproper perpestrated]] by the Chinese... but I say, 'Show me the receeps!' Because why would UsefulNotes/XiJinping want to flood *my* basement and rust *my* Bowflex? To what end?"

** The happy theme song abruptly ends in a RecordScratch when Kimmy's boss tells her she needs to fire an employee. He then tells her to also [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn get rid of the record player]].
* Titus shows Jacqueline a copy of TV Guide, who comments that all the shows sound fake, including SMILF, ''Series/ShamelessUS'', ''Series/{{Billions}}'', and ''Series/RayDonovan''.

* The regular opening is replaced by a [[SitcomHomageEpisode parody sitcom opening]].

** Kimmy tosses her beret in the air like on Series/TheMaryTylerMooreShow only for it to get stuck in a tree full of other berets.

* Kimmy's attempts to be a fun HR manager inadvertently led her to be terrifying to her co-workers.

* When Titus calls Lillian for advice about singing a "horribly offensive" song, we're led to believe it will follow on the theme of the other conspiracy theory songs, bashing gays/jews/blacks or destroying the government. It's...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a horribly generic pop song]]. ABOUT BOOBS AND CALIFORNIA. That's it. It's so mainstream and generic and forgettable, [[FauxHorrific it makes Titus actually puke]]. And three months later, it's playing as a remix in Japanese dance clubs.

** Only one man is in the audience: [[spoiler:a lawyer serving Titus a cease-and-desist notice for his IP infringement against Disney]].

* Titus, in an attempt to get out of paying money to Lilian (and because he needs new head shots), claims that he's attending a funeral. She decides to tag along, and they end up at the funeral of an elderly Korean man. During a particularly solemn moment, he starts singing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You."

--> '''Jacqueline''': Well some of the things you taught me were dumb! Like using the whole buffalo! Some parts just aren't good, guys! For example: the poop.
--> '''Jacqueline's mom''': No one told you to use the poop!
--> '''Jacqueline''': Oh.

* Titus' reaction to [[spoiler:YUKO]]:
--> '''Titus:''' Why do [[spoiler:robots]] keep getting in the way of my dreams?

-->'''Julian:''' And whom exactly am I supposed to be having this affair with? Am I sleeping with [[CallBack my assistant? Fat Rhonda?]] Of course not.
-->(''camera pans over to show a portly woman'' ''[[ImStandingRightHere sitting behind him]]'')
-->'''Rhonda:''' (''completely unflustered'') Hey, [[BigBeautifulWoman I get mine.]] [[Music/MeghanTrainor It's all about that bass.]]
* When Jacqueline [[FoodSlap tosses her drink]] at [[spoiler:YUKO]]:
-->'''Jacqueline:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Oh my god! What have I done?!]]
-->'''Titus:''' You did exactly what you had to do! That [[spoiler:thing]] was gonna ruin both our lives! We cannot compete with [[spoiler:it]]!
** They then conspire to [[spoiler:[[DisposingOfABody bury YUKO in the penthouse's garden.]]]] And when Titus starts hesitating:
-->'''Jacqueline:''' [[spoiler:You having second thoughts, pal? Because I got room here for both of you.]]

-->'''Kimmy''': He's so good at math.
-->'''Titus''': That's racist!
-->'''Kimmy''': But...he ''is'' good at math.
-->'''Titus''': I don't make the rules.
* After Titus spends all day in his werewolf costume (and points out that he gets treated better as a werewolf than as a black man), the adhesives start to deteriorate. At the moment he cries out to Kimmy for help, a passing (white) yuppie couple take notice. The woman yells out "Honey, that werewolf needs help!" When the costume falls off to reveal that Titus is black, they scream and the man says "It's Samuel L. Jackson!"

-->'''Reverend Wayne''': I'd like to play you folks a little song about another 'crazy' preacher you might've heard of. His name was Jesus. He was a.. one-eyed one horned flying purple people eater...

* While the fact that he had four women trapped in a bunker is not at all funny, the reveal of what the "mystery crank" was for is pretty hilarious: [[spoiler: There had to be an easier way to power your man-cave, Richard.]]

* The entire HowWeGotHere opener with Kimmy, Titus, Lillian and Mimi celebrating [[spoiler:Fake]] Christmas. It's funny because it seems so random, [[ItMakesSenseInContext even though it will only make sense by the time episode 8 begins]].

--> '''Kimmy''': Titus what happened?

--> '''Jacqueline:''' You know who Robin Hood is?
-->'''Kimmy:''' Uh, yeah? That Disney movie where Robin Hood is a fox. When you were little, did you think he was handsome and then, like, your crotch gets a headache?
-->'''Jacqueline:''' Are you kidding? That voice? And how he didn’t wear pants?!
-->'''Kimmy:''' Mmmmmmmm.

* Lillian's attempt to forge Jacqueline's painting to give to its rightful owners, which ends up as [[spoiler:Monkey Jesus.]] [[http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE2LzA0LzE4LzAzL3NjcmVlbnNob3QyLjA5NGFmLnBuZwpwCXRodW1iCTg1MHg4NTA-CmUJanBn/0bf5ea56/8c8/screen-shot-2016-04-18-at-11-48-22-am.jpg]]

* The ThemeTuneCameo as a church choir.

* The play being staged, Beauty and the [[WritingAroundTrademars Beest]], which is sponsored by a soda council and thus heavily promotes soft drinks.

* When Titus calls Lillian for advice about singing a "horribly offensive" song, we're led to believe it will follow on the theme of the other conspiracy theory songs, bashing gays/jews/blacks or destroying the government. It's...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a horribly generic pop song]]. ABOUT BOOBS AND CALIFORNIA. That's it. It's so mainstream and generic and forgettable, it makes Titus actually puke. And three months later, it's playing as a remix in Japanese dance clubs.

* After learning what boundaries are, Kimmy pictures all of her co-workers as titus.

* The documentary tells us exactly what The reverend was charged with:

**This then rewards him with a beating by Kimmy. Main/NoHoldsBarredBeatdown indeed.

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-->'''Titus:''' [[AuthorExistenceFailure Bad examples]], but yes!

* As Kimmy's just about to go through a treatment with Doctor Grant, she realizes that plastic surgery won't fix her problems. She fights off the anaesthetic and gives a RousingSpeech to the women in the waiting room. [[RealityEnsues Unfortunately, she's still pumped full of anaesthetic and slurs everything.]]

* After making his point on how women are inferior to men, Kimmy challenges Fran to a arm wrestle to which Kimmy wins by breaking his arm, his responds?

** For instance, there's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it CMOF where the Mole Women are on the ''Today'' show and call Matt Lauer "Bryant" (who hasn't been on ''Today'' in years).

** Only one man is in the audience: [[spoiler:a lawyer serving Titus a Cease-and-Desist letter for his IP infringement against Disney]].

-->'''Kimmy''': My mother's dead! She's dead! But that's Disney/{{Bambi}}. I got off on a tangent. You asked about my mom.

* When Kimmy mistakenly believes that Logan is asking the identity of her father, [[LineOfSightName she creates a name with random items around her apartment.]] She comes up with [[Film/TheUsualSuspects Keyser Soze]].

* After spending all day in his werewolf costume, the adhesives start to deteriorate. At the moment he cries out to Kimmy for help, a passing yuppie couple take notice. The woman yells out "Honey, that werewolf needs help!" When the costume falls off to reveal that Titus is black, they scream and the man says "It's Samuel L. Jackson!"

* Kimmy accidentally shaming a construction worker who catcalls her at the beginning of "Kimmy Kisses a Boy!" It would be a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]], except her "I like your yellow hat" comment was completely sincere and not an attempt to give him grief.

* Kimmy bounces into the office singing "Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday" to a weird melody. A co-worker tries to point out that he's singing it wrong, but she's not: ''She's singing a song she just made up that has the same lyrics as Rebecca Black's "Friday" by complete coincidence.'' (And as a secondary joke, her brain is so simple and upbeat that she's on the exact same wavelength as a legendarily bad children's song.)