History Funny / TwoBestFriendsPlayMachinimaEpisodes

* One of the team members brings in an injured man wearing blue armor and Matt instantly moans, "Oh, [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Caboose!]]"

* Their lampshading of Sofia's AbsoluteCleavage:

* All of the allusions to the [[Film/MortalKombat first movie]] and the [[WesternAnimation/MortalKombatDefendersOfTheRealm cartoon]]. ''All of them.''

* [[DoubleEntendre "My cock will destroy]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext all the other]] [[BiggusDickus cocks!]]

* At the start of the episode, Pat is trying to break through a door since there aren't any enemies to kill or apparent puzzles to solve. Matt then wanders around, bored, and finds [[Videogame/DevilMayCry Ebony and Ivory]] sitting in an obvious area off to the side. This ends up triggering the enemies and they immediately surround Pat, forcing him to fight them off while Matt screws around making pew-pew noises.

-->'''Pat:''' You're like the [[TheSimpsons Ralph Wiggum]] of real life. Turn around for two seconds and I catch you eating glue and crayons.

-->'''Pat''': That'll impress ''[[CrazyAwesome EVERYBODY]]''!

* [[CrazyAwesome Matt performing a roundhouse kick to a bus.]] [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext In his underwear.]]

* Immediately afterwards, when [[{{Transgender}} Poison]] walks on-screen during Hugo's win animation.

* Pat discovering his character has a hit put out on him by someone named "Dorthe", finding a ''child'' with the same name and [[InfantImmortality (unsucessfully)]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice attempting to take revenge]].

** "[[Film/{{Catwoman}} HALLE BERRY WAS THE BEST CATWOMAN!]]"

-->'''Pat''': He's dead. He's with the [[Disney/TheLionKing Circle of Life]] now.

** They briefly confuse Ego with Mogo, the ''ComicBook/GreenLantern'' Planet.

-->'''Pat:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext You need Gollum to decipher the]] [[Video/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Triforce maps!]]

* At one point, Matt blurts out "[[DarkSouls2 DROP YOUR]] [[CallBack FUCKING SHIELD!]]"

* Shakespeare looks just like PlagueOfGripes.

* Matt's suggestion of ThePunisher being Johnny Cage, and Pat's excited confirmation.

** They briefly confuse Ego with Mogo, the ''GreenLantern'' Planet.

* The final round, with Matt, Pat and Woolie playing as the Shockmaster, [[MortalKombat Reptile]] and Zubaz respectively.

* "[[GiantBomb Yo, I'm a wizard and that shit is FUCKED UP!]]"

* Pat does not like Andromeda very much.
--> '''Pat''': Couldn't you just send down a probe? ''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID]]!''

** Especially everything involving "[[LordOfTheRings Sauron]]".

* Matt getting hyped about the Anubis monsters (while Pat bemoans Snow's transformation into a ''KingdomHearts'' villain) and hoping ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' turns into ''TheMummyReturns''.
** Later, Pat starts ranting about how the threat in ''KingdomHearts'' is always "some big dark nebulous miasma".

* [[spoiler: "''[[LargeHam I'll unleash my POWERS!]] '''[[BigWordShout AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]'''''"]] Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.

* Playing "[[VideoGame/{{Doom}} At Doom's Gate]]" while attacking zombies with a chainsaw, and [[FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro's]] "ATATATATATATATA!" while [[RapidFireFisticuffs punching them]].

* Immediately afterwards, when [[TransSexual Poison]] walks on-screen during Hugo's win animation.

* Matt getting hyped about the Anubis monsters (while Pat bemoans Snow's transformation into a ''KingdomHearts'' villain) and hoping FinalFantasy turns into ''TheMummyReturns''.

* Towards the end of the video, Pat talks about how fitting it is that, in-universe, the god of the FinalFantasy universe [[TakeThat is apparently fed up and wants to end everyone's existence]]. Then Lightning says that maybe God wants a world without emotion, and they both burst into stunned laughter.

** Leading up to that is even better. They go on Community Creations (the download service) and quote [[StreetFighterIII Gill]] while looking up [[spoiler:Benoit]]:

-->'''Matt''': You mean... [[PennyArcade you mean "wall candy"]]?

-->'''Matt''': JESUS! I'm getting raped to sleep by the [[PennyArcade dickwolves]] over here!

-->"Remember that time [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} the Chozo]] gave [[Franchise/{{Halo}} the Arbiter]] the Power Beam, and he was like, 'Destroy [[GearsOfWar the Locust]], asshole'"?

* The beginning, where Matt calls Woolie over so they can play [[MarvelVsCapcom Marvel]]. Woolie comes over with arcade stick in hand only to find that they're playing Lego [[ExactWords Marvel]].

--> '''Pat:''' You have to do Potions or else ''[[DieHard Nakatomi Plaza will go up in flames]]''!