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* ''VideoGame/JusticeLeagueTaskForce'':
** The usual theme song is replaced with a cheesy electronic track from the game.
** Matt has some fun with the character bios.
-->'''Matt:''' Superman was raised by an old man who said "[[Film/ManOfSteel Maybe let the children die]]."
** The usual theme song is replaced with a cheesy electronic track from the game.
** Matt has some fun with the character bios.
-->'''Matt:''' Superman was raised by an old man who said "[[Film/ManOfSteel Maybe let the children die]]."
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** Woolie spends the opening minutes of the video insisting he's played this game before and occasionally getting it confused with ''VideoGame/XMenNextDimension'', much to Matt's increasing frustration.
** Matt does a pretty good job reciting an old ''WesternAnimation/XMen'' TV series quote from memory, and is clearly a little disappointed when Woolie doesn't get it:
-->'''Matt:''' You'll die, Logan, frozen and alone! But I'll track you down, just for the pleasure of burying your bones!
-->''[Woolie doesn't respond]''
-->'''Matt:''' [[IsThisThingOn No?]] ''X-Men'' cartoon?
** Matt brings up the frequency with which characters on the cartoon used to scream some variation of "My mind!" after being subjected to a [[MindRape psychic attack]], and how that used to frighten him as a child:
-->'''Matt:''' It was really scary as a kid. You're always thinking like "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh God, I hope I don't get a mind]]."
** Matt does a pretty good job reciting an old ''WesternAnimation/XMen'' TV series quote from memory, and is clearly a little disappointed when Woolie doesn't get it:
-->'''Matt:''' You'll die, Logan, frozen and alone! But I'll track you down, just for the pleasure of burying your bones!
-->''[Woolie doesn't respond]''
-->'''Matt:''' [[IsThisThingOn No?]] ''X-Men'' cartoon?
** Matt brings up the frequency with which characters on the cartoon used to scream some variation of "My mind!" after being subjected to a [[MindRape psychic attack]], and how that used to frighten him as a child:
-->'''Matt:''' It was really scary as a kid. You're always thinking like "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh God, I hope I don't get a mind]]."
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** After seeing Lilandra from the ''Comicbook/XMen'' comics in the background of one of the stages, Matt begins quoting lines from ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'' while doing his best 90s Professor X impersonation.
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** After seeing Lilandra from the ''Comicbook/XMen'' comics in the background of one of the stages, Matt begins quoting lines from ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'' while doing the old ''WesternAnimation/XMen'' cartoon in his best 90s Professor X impersonation.voice.
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* ''[[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers in Galactic Earth Storm]]'':
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* ''[[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers in Galactic Earth Storm]]'':
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** When the guys start playing ''Galactic Storm'', they're immediately baffled by the obscure 90s Avengers and villains that make up the game's roster. When Pat asks who Black Knight is, Liam responds with increasingly ridiculous fake facts, such as Black Knight being Comicbook/SpiderMan's real father and the guy who taught Comicbook/ThePunisher how to fight.
** During the first match, Pat summons his AssistCharacter, [[Comicbook/AntMan Giant-Man]], whose attack consists of a goofy-looking gigantic arm that comes in and squeezes the opponent. Matt immediately ''loses his shit'' at the sight of this.
-->'''Liam:''' It's just a stupid hairy arm!
** The guys keep pretending they're playing the game on an actual arcade cabinet instead of admitting to using an emulator. This gets especially funny when Pat asks which key he needs to hit to reset the game:
-->'''Pat:''' It's weird that they put these keys on the backs of arcade cabs nowadays.
** After seeing Lilandra from the ''Comicbook/XMen'' comics in the background of one of the stages, Matt begins quoting lines from ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'' while doing his best 90s Professor X impersonation.
** During the first match, Pat summons his AssistCharacter, [[Comicbook/AntMan Giant-Man]], whose attack consists of a goofy-looking gigantic arm that comes in and squeezes the opponent. Matt immediately ''loses his shit'' at the sight of this.
-->'''Liam:''' It's just a stupid hairy arm!
** The guys keep pretending they're playing the game on an actual arcade cabinet instead of admitting to using an emulator. This gets especially funny when Pat asks which key he needs to hit to reset the game:
-->'''Pat:''' It's weird that they put these keys on the backs of arcade cabs nowadays.
** After seeing Lilandra from the ''Comicbook/XMen'' comics in the background of one of the stages, Matt begins quoting lines from ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'' while doing his best 90s Professor X impersonation.
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** The last match of their ''Bushido Blade 2'' playthrough. [[spoiler:Pat picks a regular character whiel Matt picks Katze, the six-shooter-wielding boss character. Everyone expects Pat to just be running around, desperately dodging Matt's shots... cue [[RooftopConfrontation the Castle Rooftop stage,]] which allows ''no'' lateral movement at all. Matt finishes the first round in three seconds... then Pat [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome finishes the second round]] ''in two...'' then Matt breaks the tie ''in one.'']]
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** The last match of their ''Bushido Blade 2'' playthrough. [[spoiler:Pat picks a regular character whiel Matt picks Katze, the six-shooter-wielding boss character. Everyone expects Pat to just be running around, desperately dodging Matt's shots... cue [[RooftopConfrontation the Castle Rooftop stage,]] which allows ''no'' lateral movement at all. Matt finishes the first round in three seconds... then Pat [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome finishes the second round]] ''in two...'' then Matt breaks the tie ''in one.'']]
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*** It doesn't help that the game runs very poorly.
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** The Best Friends consider the consequences of posting videos like this one.
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** The Best Friends consider the consequences of argue whether or not posting videos like this one.one are the reason Youtube channels they brought up are more popular than their own.
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*** Not even ten minutes in, they all start singing the Smash Ultimate theme song as a coping mechanism.
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*** Not even ten minutes in, they all start singing the Smash Ultimate theme song as a coping mechanism.mechanism.
** The Best Friends consider the consequences of posting videos like this one.
---> '''Matt''' : We only have ourselves to blame!
** The Best Friends consider the consequences of posting videos like this one.
---> '''Matt''' : We only have ourselves to blame!
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* ''Soulcalibur VI'': They decide to conclude the session with a fight between created characters, and browse the online selection for two they deem worthy. On their first run-through, they get VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe as their first option, and they choose it without a second thought. Their second competitor takes a little longer to find, but they're ecstatic when they come across [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]].
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* ''Soulcalibur VI'': They decide to conclude the session with a fight between created characters, and browse the online selection for two they deem worthy. On their first run-through, they get VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe as their first option, and they choose it without a second thought. Their second competitor takes a little longer to find, but they're ecstatic when they come across [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]].Saitama]].
* ''Line-Kill Spirits''
** On the long-awaited release week of VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate, they instead play a doujin fighting game where the only way to deal red health damage is by [[PantyShot taking pictures of the opponent's panties]]. They joke about this replacing Smash's World of Light adventure mode.
---> '''Matt''': Kirby's real low to the ground, he'd be good at it.
*** Not even ten minutes in, they all start singing the Smash Ultimate theme song as a coping mechanism.
* ''Line-Kill Spirits''
** On the long-awaited release week of VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate, they instead play a doujin fighting game where the only way to deal red health damage is by [[PantyShot taking pictures of the opponent's panties]]. They joke about this replacing Smash's World of Light adventure mode.
---> '''Matt''': Kirby's real low to the ground, he'd be good at it.
*** Not even ten minutes in, they all start singing the Smash Ultimate theme song as a coping mechanism.
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* ''Soulcalibur VI'': They decide to conclude the session with a fight between two created characters they deem worthy. On their first run-through, they get VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe as their first option, and they choose it without a second thought. Their second competitor takes a little longer to find, but they're ecstatic when they come across [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]].
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* ''Soulcalibur VI'': They decide to conclude the session with a fight between two created characters characters, and browse the online selection for two they deem worthy. On their first run-through, they get VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe as their first option, and they choose it without a second thought. Their second competitor takes a little longer to find, but they're ecstatic when they come across [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]].
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** Because of the game's muddled graphics, its attempts at {{Gorn}} look absurd. The "damage" effects to character models make them look like they're covered in red leopard print, and the sprays of blood and skin look so blocky that the guys at first think their characters are exploding into fountains of hamburger patties and buns.
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** Because of the game's muddled graphics, its attempts at {{Gorn}} look absurd. The "damage" effects to character models make them look like they're covered in red leopard print, and the sprays of blood and skin look so blocky that the guys at first think their characters are exploding into fountains of hamburger patties and buns.buns.
* ''Soulcalibur VI'': They decide to conclude the session with a fight between two created characters they deem worthy. On their first run-through, they get VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe as their first option, and they choose it without a second thought. Their second competitor takes a little longer to find, but they're ecstatic when they come across [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]].
* ''Soulcalibur VI'': They decide to conclude the session with a fight between two created characters they deem worthy. On their first run-through, they get VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe as their first option, and they choose it without a second thought. Their second competitor takes a little longer to find, but they're ecstatic when they come across [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]].
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*** Matt and Pat figure out how to play despite the controls... ''by not attacking each other.''
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** Four words: [[TheBible Jesus Christ]] MirrorMatch. Which was the result of Matt and Woolie coming to an agreement after a brief argument over who would play as the Son of God.
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** Four words: [[TheBible [[Literature/TheBible Jesus Christ]] MirrorMatch. Which was the result of Matt and Woolie coming to an agreement after a brief argument over who would play as the Son of God.
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** The game is a [[SoBadItsHorrible terrible fighting game]], but it nevertheless manages to produce some hilarity. The [[InvisibleWall arena barrier]] is both highly damaging and has a lot of knockback, while the game's controls are terrible. This leaves the guys in hysterics during one match, when Woolie's heavily armored evil knight does his best [[DarthVaderClone Darth Vader impression]] and declares "I am your master" [[{{Narm}} as he charges headlong into the arena barrier and gets knocked on his ass.]] ''[[RuleOfThree Thrice.]]''
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** The game is a [[SoBadItsHorrible [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible terrible fighting game]], but it nevertheless manages to produce some hilarity. The [[InvisibleWall arena barrier]] is both highly damaging and has a lot of knockback, while the game's controls are terrible. This leaves the guys in hysterics during one match, when Woolie's heavily armored evil knight does his best [[DarthVaderClone Darth Vader impression]] and declares "I am your master" [[{{Narm}} as he charges headlong into the arena barrier and gets knocked on his ass.]] ''[[RuleOfThree Thrice.]]''
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--> "The villain is a thirty-five adult man and Kirito is a twelve-year-old, and they have a fight in the parking lot. [[BetterThanItSounds It's actually really great]], and that's why I hate Sword Art so much."
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--> "The villain is a thirty-five adult man and Kirito is a twelve-year-old, and they have a fight in the parking lot. [[BetterThanItSounds [[SugarWiki/BetterThanItSounds It's actually really great]], and that's why I hate Sword Art so much."
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---> '''Matt''': This is how we're gonna roll.
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---> '''Matt''': This is how we're gonna roll.roll.
** Because of the game's muddled graphics, its attempts at {{Gorn}} look absurd. The "damage" effects to character models make them look like they're covered in red leopard print, and the sprays of blood and skin look so blocky that the guys at first think their characters are exploding into fountains of hamburger patties and buns.
** Because of the game's muddled graphics, its attempts at {{Gorn}} look absurd. The "damage" effects to character models make them look like they're covered in red leopard print, and the sprays of blood and skin look so blocky that the guys at first think their characters are exploding into fountains of hamburger patties and buns.
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-->'''Woolie:''' I see...I see.
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--->'''Pat:''' I didn't d-, I didn't ge-, ''I didn't control that!! That was automatic!!''\\
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'''Woolie:''' That's gonna take a second...to process.
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'''Woolie:''' That's gonna take a second...to process.process.
*''The Risers''
** ''Somehow'', the controls were so screwed up that it caused player 1's movement controls move player two and player two's attack buttons to attack with player 1 and vice versa....
---> '''Matt''': This is how we're gonna roll.
*''The Risers''
** ''Somehow'', the controls were so screwed up that it caused player 1's movement controls move player two and player two's attack buttons to attack with player 1 and vice versa....
---> '''Matt''': This is how we're gonna roll.
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* ''Cruz Brothers''
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* ''Cruz Brothers''''VideoGame/CruzBrothers''
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* ''X-Men Mutant Academy 2'':
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* ''X-Men Mutant Academy ''VideoGame/XMenMutantAcademy 2'':
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*** And just to make it worse the first special move Matt does is throwing a ''giant flaming swastika'' at the other character. Everyone starts [[LaughingMad howling with laughter]].
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** Just to show how much of a MoodWhiplash the game is, the intro has the music from Friday Night Fisticuffs plays...''with the video footage for Saturday Morning Scrublords''.
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** Just to show how much of a MoodWhiplash the game is, the intro has the music from Friday Night Fisticuffs plays...''with the video footage for from both Saturday Morning Scrublords''.Scrublords and Friday Night Fisticuffs''.
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I just felt like adding a minor note about a character that they forgot to play.
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** While checking to make sure they played as everyone, Woolie remarks that Gardevoir might be in there somewhere, and Pat says that Gardevoir would actually fit in.
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** While checking to make sure they played as everyone, everyone[[labelnote:*]]They actually forgot to play as [[DrunkenMaster Suika]].[[/labelnote]], Woolie remarks that Gardevoir might be in there somewhere, and Pat says that Gardevoir would actually fit in.
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'''Woolie:''' Alright, alright!
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'''Woolie:''' Alright, alright!alright! That's- oookay, hold on.\\
'''Matt:''' That's a kill!\\
'''Woolie:''' That's gonna take a second...to process.
'''Matt:''' That's a kill!\\
'''Woolie:''' That's gonna take a second...to process.
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** Pat initially thinks the controls are completely inverted, only to realize it was done even ''less'' sensibly than that.
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** Pat initially thinks the controls are completely inverted, only to realize it was done even ''less'' sensibly than that.that.
* ''Arena Gods''
** Arena Gods has a unique mechanic in that the open sides of the Top-Down arena loop into opposite side; i.e anything going through the right side of the screen will come out of the left side of the screen, and vice versa. The Zaibatsu are introduced to this mechanic in typical Super Best Friends fashion: with Woolie attempting to throw his helmet at Pat, missing him, it passing through the bottom path, coming out the top at the same angle, going through the right side, coming out the left, and because of these shenanigans, [[EpicFail Woolie somehow manages to clock himself with his own helmet.]] This results in the Best Friends bursting out into laughter.
-->'''Woolie:''' I see...I see.
*** And then ''immediately after'' Pat throws a trident at Woolie, it misses, comes out the other side of the screen, and comes ''this close'' to killing himself with his own trident, but then it bends, and actually kills Woolie on the loop back.
--->'''Pat:''' I didn't d-, I didn't ge-, ''I didn't control that!! That was automatic!!''\\
'''Woolie:''' Alright, alright!
* ''Arena Gods''
** Arena Gods has a unique mechanic in that the open sides of the Top-Down arena loop into opposite side; i.e anything going through the right side of the screen will come out of the left side of the screen, and vice versa. The Zaibatsu are introduced to this mechanic in typical Super Best Friends fashion: with Woolie attempting to throw his helmet at Pat, missing him, it passing through the bottom path, coming out the top at the same angle, going through the right side, coming out the left, and because of these shenanigans, [[EpicFail Woolie somehow manages to clock himself with his own helmet.]] This results in the Best Friends bursting out into laughter.
-->'''Woolie:''' I see...I see.
*** And then ''immediately after'' Pat throws a trident at Woolie, it misses, comes out the other side of the screen, and comes ''this close'' to killing himself with his own trident, but then it bends, and actually kills Woolie on the loop back.
--->'''Pat:''' I didn't d-, I didn't ge-, ''I didn't control that!! That was automatic!!''\\
'''Woolie:''' Alright, alright!
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---> Matt: I mean, Purge looks like he's from {{VideoGame/Fallout}} or {{Film/Mad Max}}, or {{VideoGame/Metro|2033}}, and Zipperhead looks like he's from [[ShapedLikeItself Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.]]
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---> Matt: I mean, Purge looks like he's from {{VideoGame/Fallout}} or {{Film/Mad Max}}, Film/MadMax, or {{VideoGame/Metro|2033}}, and Zipperhead looks like he's from [[ShapedLikeItself Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.]]
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** Just to show how much of a MoodWhiplash the game is, the intro has the music from Friday Night Fisticuffs plays...''with the video footage for Saturday Morning Scrublords''.
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** And just to make it worse the first special move Matt does is throwing a ''giant flaming swastika'' at the other character. Everyone starts [[LaughingMad howling with laughter]].
-->'''Matt:''' ''[[BigNo AH NOOO!!]] OH, GOD NO!!''\\
-->'''Matt:''' ''[[BigNo AH NOOO!!]] OH, GOD NO!!''\\
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-->'''Woolie:''' Maybe Japan is just rewriting history.
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'''Woolie:''' [[VideogameHistoricalRevisionism Maybe Japan is just rewriting history.]]
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-->'''Matt''': ''[confused]'' Wait, what? [[SuddenlyShouting DOWN JUMPS!? DOWN JUMPS!?]]
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-->'''Matt''': ''[confused]'' Wait, what? [[SuddenlyShouting DOWN JUMPS!? DOWN JUMPS!?]]JUMPS!?]]\\
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'''Pat''': Fuck, I have so many decades of muscle memory fighting me right now.
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'''Pat''': Fuck, I have so many decades of muscle memory fighting me right now.
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'''Woolie''': Inverted menu.
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'''Woolie''': Inverted menu.menu.
** ...and then they actually try playing.
-->'''Matt''': ''[confused]'' Wait, what? [[SuddenlyShouting DOWN JUMPS!? DOWN JUMPS!?]]
** Pat initially thinks the controls are completely inverted, only to realize it was done even ''less'' sensibly than that.
** ...and then they actually try playing.
-->'''Matt''': ''[confused]'' Wait, what? [[SuddenlyShouting DOWN JUMPS!? DOWN JUMPS!?]]
** Pat initially thinks the controls are completely inverted, only to realize it was done even ''less'' sensibly than that.
