In comedies, Long Lists
and even shorter ones will include not only redundant repetition of unnecessary items
, but also items which assert their own nonexistence.
Compare There Are No Rules
, and don't see also I Was Never Here
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- Found in the rules for the Steve Jackson board game Globbo.
- The Karate Kid Part II had a textbook example:
Aha... here are the two rules of Miyagi-Ryu Karate.
Rule Number One: "Karate for defense only."
Rule Number Two: "First learn Rule Number One."
- "The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club."
Live Action TV
- The Trope Namer is the Bruces Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus:
Bruce: I'll just remind you of the faculty rules:
Rule 1: No poofters.
Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos (derogatory term for Aboriginals) in any way... if there is anyone watching.
Rule 4: I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
Rule 6: There is no Rule 6!
- Also in the "Monkee vs. Machine" episode of The Monkees as Peter prepares for a job interview:
Peter: "That's two words."
Mike: "See? You're doing it already!"
- In an episode of the TV series Porridge, chief warden McKay tells Fletcher that there only two rules in Slade Prison. The first rule: "You do not write on the walls." The second: "You obey all the rules." Oddly, he'd just mentioned a rule against prisoners congregating in cells.
- A minor variation from Bottom:
Richie: "Well, well, well, it's interesting because A, I said it and anything I say is interesting per se, and B, er, well, there isn't a B because the A was so great."
- A variation from The X-Files, episode "Bad Blood":
Scully: First of all, Mulder, if the family of Ronnie Strickland does sue the FBI for, I believe the figure is 446 million dollars, you and I will almost certainly be named co-defendants. And second of all... I don't even have a second of all, Mulder. 446 million dollars.
- The Traveling Wilbury's have two albums: "Vol. 1" and "Vol. 3".
- That's similar to Johann Sebastian Bach's Third Brandenburg Concerto, which has only First and Third Movements — no Second Movement (though the Third Movement is sometimes wrongly called the "Second", even though it's definitely in the style of a Third Movement rather than a Second).
- Dramatic example from Fiddler on the Roof, when Tevye is mulling over whether to accept Chava marrying a non-Jew: "On the other hand... there is no other hand!"
- The manual for Lemmings paid homage to Monty Python in the Hints and Tips section with "6. There is no tip number 6."
- A joke list of Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine Commandments features a variation on this:
201. Thou shall not point out there is no 175 commandment.
193. By order of the Inquisition: There is no such thing as the Inquisition, questioning this will have thou deemed heretic by the Inquisition.
- The Laws of Anime include #43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia: There is no Law 43.
- From the Freakazoid! episode "Normadeus":
Freakazoid: "One: Norm Abram is gone. Two:..."
Cosgrove: "We don't have a two."
- From South Park:
Step 1: Collect Underpants.
Step 2: ???
- The Cow and Chicken episode "Night of the Ed!" has Cow reading about what to do when their pet jackal turns vicious. Step one is "Panic". Step two is "There is no step two".
- Very common in real life codes of law. Laws are generally always referred to by number, so labels always have to be kept consistent. Thus, whenever a law or section of a law is repealed, the text is replaced by something along the lines of "There is no section X."
- As a practical matter, sections within a title or chapter are often "reserved" so that entire chapters don't need to be re-numbered when a new section is added. Normally, the hundreds digits and up within a section number indicate the chapter, while the tens digit of a section indicates a particular topic within a chapter. Thus, §521 might deal with 1st degree murder, §522 with second degree murder, §523 with felony-murder, and then §524-530 are "reserved", with §531 being, say, voluntary manslaughter. If a new degree of murder is added (capital murder, perhaps), it would be §524, rather than having to renumber everything, having to make it §523A (which is really confusing), or having to put it at the end of the chapter, which may be several hundred sections later (which is just as bad). This does result in there being no §524....for the time being, at least. In this case, the missing sections are simply labeled as "§§524-530: Reserved"
- Question 17 of the 2011 British Census: "This question is intentionally blank"note
- There's a joke that goes "Rule 1: I am always right. Rule 2: If I am ever wrong, see rule 1."
- With live-cast showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, this is often used by the stage manager when explaining the general "rules of behavior" in the theater.
- IBM manuals are infamous for pages stating "This page intentionally left blank".
- Common in IT. When automated, regular reports are generated and sent to distribution lists, a "No report was created / No data in the report" message is the best way to avoid users calling the helpdesk to say "they didn't receive the report".
- During one of the debates between candidates for the 2012 Republican Presidential nomination, Governor Rick Perry declared, "And I will tell you, it is three agencies of government when I get there that are gone. Commerce, Education, and the... what's the third one there?" After an awkward pause (during which a few of the other candidates and the debate moderator tried to prompt him), he finally concluded, "I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops."