History Funny / TotalWarWarhammerII

* Treasure hunting can can yield some fairly amusing results, such as finding a batch of priceless relics in the wilds of Lustria... [[spoiler: only to realize later they're worthless counterfeits]]. Or wasting a ton of ammunition trying to take down the undead guardians of an ancient tomb, [[spoiler: which turn out to be ordenary corpses propped up to look like zombies. It's doubly amusing if it's the likes of [[TheChessmaster Teclis or Morathi]] who are being taken in by such a cheap trick]].

* Madame-Captain Cylostra Direfin, [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot the Ghost Pirate Opera Singer Witch]].

->''"Captain's Cabin: At last! I've made it, Bernard - I've got me own room...Well, me own very box anyway."''

* The Middle Sea Brigands, one of the foes one must defeat in order to win the Vampire Coast Vortex Campaign. Once, they were an undefeated crew led by an insane Imperial Admiral who claimed he was getting advice from his parrot on how to win every battle against the enemies of The Empire. One day, however, he decided out of the blue that they should all be pirates because the parrot told him so. And the crew went along with this without much resistance. [[spoiler: Although, it becomes less funny with the implication that the parrot is a daemon of Tzeentch considering that the crew decided to pick up many Norscans and a Frost Wyrm with them afterwards.]]

* There is something darkly amusing at the fact that Hellebron's campaign gives questlines to sieze and control the strongholds of both Morathi and Alarielle to offer as sacrifices to her lord Khaine... motivated entirely because Hellebron is jealous both are prettier than her.

--> These warriors have something of an anger management issue. Funnily enough, no one has yet found a way to safely broach the issue.

* Zoom-in towards a city with low public order and you'll hear voices (presumably the people of the city) complaining about their conditions. Most are fairly straightforward, but the Dark Elves, for example, sound quite enthusiastic to inform [[NonEntityGeneral you]] that "the riots are moments away!" and the Skaven take the cake by conspiratorially whispering "Time to eat-eat leaders!"

:: The way the description is worded, and knowing what ''Warhammer'' [[BigEater halflings are like]], it's implied that the Dragon could have survived if [[ExtremeOmnivore said halflings hadn't served him up as an extra course]].

** He's also listed as [[ReallyGetsAround "The Begetter of the Begat,"]] which is especially hilarious now that he's an undead skeleton.

* Among his [[https://1d4chan.org/images/thumb/d/d1/Settra_Titles.jpg/631px-Settra_Titles.jpg truly-staggering list of titles]] used in a mission description, one in particular stands out: ''Slayer of Redditras''.

--> '''Settra:''' Think your [[YouCantArgueWithElves arrogance]] can match mine, [[YouCantArgueWithElves Elf?]] [[ScrewYouElves I am Settra!]]

* When his army sets sail Settra says "Settra surfs."

* Much like the rest of the {{Warhammer}} fanbase, Creative Assembly's utter refusal to acknowledge the Skaven, despite mounting evidence they're coming.

** The way the description is worded, and knowing what [[BigEater ''Warhammer'' halflings are like]], it's implied that the Dragon could have survived if [[ExtremeOmnivore said halflings hadn't served him up as an extra course]].

** Another one is when your Lord accidentally discovering a Skaven hive and when he got caught by the ratmen [[https://imgur.com/a/h4T2a attempts to convince them]] to set him off free. Of course it [[EpicFail failed]] hilariously (and manage to escape injured) and it pretty amusing if said character is a Lizardmen like the one in the link.

* While Settra remains egoistic as ever before; his [[https://imgur.com/a/yBCUU conversations]] with other factions are often hilarious.
** Especially due to how self aware he can be:

* Settra receives [[https://i.redd.it/c3dermenisc01.png a bonus]] for defeating Surtha Ek in Mortal Empires.
** Surtha Ek recives a bonus for defeating Settra in Mortal Empires. It's name: [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne True Chariot Master.]]

** Surtha Ek recives a bonus for defeating Settra in Mortal Empires. It's name: [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne True Chariot Master.]]

** Surtha Ek recives a bonus for defeating Settra in mortal Empires. It's name: [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne True Chariot Master.]]

** Surtha Ek recives a bonus for defeating Settra in mortal Empires.

* Settra receives [[https://i.redd.it/c3dermenisc01.png a bonus]] for defeating Surtha Ek in Mortal Empires.

* Settra receives [[https://i.redd.it/c3dermenisc01.png a bonus]] for defeating Surtha Ek.

* While Settra remains egoistic as ever before; his [[https://imgur.com/a/yBCUU conversations]] with other factions are often hilarious.

--> Ready, Settra... go!

* The whole campaign was all part of the [[spoiler:Skavens evil plan in summoning their god The Horned Rat. How? The twin tailed comet was actually a Skaven built rocket meant to be knock-off of the real comet which would trick the other races into pouring more magic into the Vortex]]. And it worked!

* The whole campaign was all part of the Skavens evil plan in summoning their god The Horned Rat. How? The twin tailed comet was actually a Skaven built rocket meant to be knock-off of the real comet which would trick the other races into pouring more magic into the Vortex. And it worked!

* The tradition of hiding jokes in th patch notes continues in the Mortal Empires patch:

* [[invoked]]One random event in a Skaven campaign reveals that an enterprising scribe has produced a comical image of a naked, beardless, blushing dwarf and disseminated it by the thousandfold throughout the Under-Empire. This leads to an in-universe MemeticMutation as the popularity of "Nudey No-Beard" skyrockets, and all of your armies gain a leadership bonus against dwarfs.

** Doubly comical when you consider that for some reason they make the vastly more sensible accusation that he worshiped Khorne.

-->'''Scribe:''' How many Doomwheels? Not enough Doomwheels! NEVER ENOUGH DOOMWHEELS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!