History Funny / TotalWarWarhammerII

* {{Zoom}}-in towards a city with low public order and you'll hear voices (presumably the people of the city) complaining about their conditions. Most are fairly straightforward, but the Dark Elves, for example, sound quite enthusiastic to inform [[NonEntityGeneral you]] that "the riots are moments away!" and the Skaven take the cake by [[PoseOfSilence conspiratorially whispering]] "[[EatTheRich Time to eat-eat leaders]]!"

* Zoom-in towards a city with low public order and you'll hear voices (presumably the people of the city) complaining about their conditions. Most are fairly straightforward, but the Dark Elves, for example, sound quite enthusiastic to inform [[NonEntityGeneral you]] that "the riots are moments away!" and the Skaven take the cake by [[PoseOfSilence conspiratorially whispering]] "[[EatTheRich Time to eat-eat leaders]]!"

* Zoom-in towards a city with low public order and you'll hear voices (presumably the people of the city) complaining about their conditions. Most are fairly straightforward, but the Dark Elves, for example, sound quite enthusiastic to inform [[NonEntityGeneral you]] that "the riots are moments away!" and the Skaven take the cake by conspiratorially whispering "[[EatTheRich Time to eat-eat leaders]]!"

** He's also listed as [[ReallyGetsAround "The Begetter of the Begat,"]] which is especially hilarious now that he's an undead skeleton.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3cytR4fkpM This map]], which is incredibly rare and only exists in Norsca, is ''hilariously bad for having the smallest landmass in the game'' and, consequently, having the power to ruin a player's campaign or at least cost them an entire army, autoresolve or not. The fact that it even exists has players wondering out loud if this map is a practical joke on them by the developers or if someone really didn't even try to do their job properly (It's actually caused by Bretonia conquering a Norscan settlement and building walls there, something only they can do in an area of the map they have no business being in). The game doesn't have map data for a Norscan settlement with fortified walls and goes the [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Missingno.]] route when forced to look it up.)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3cytR4fkpM This map]], which is incredibly rare and only exists in Norsca, is ''hilariously bad for having the smallest landmass in the game'' and, consequently, having the power to ruin a player's campaign or at least cost them an entire army, autoresolve or not. The fact that it even exists has players wondering out loud if this map is a practical joke on them by the developers or if someone really didn't even try to do their job properly. (It's actually caused by Bretonia conquering a Norscan settlement and building walls there, something only they can do in an area of the map they have no business being. The game doesn't have map data for a Norscan settlement with fortified walls and goes the [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Missingno.]] route when forced to look it up.)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3cytR4fkpM This map]], which is incredibly rare and only exists in Norsca, is ''hilariously bad for having the smallest landmass in the game'' and, consequently, having the power to ruin a player's campaign or at least cost them an entire army, autoresolve or not. The fact that it even exists has players wondering out loud if this map is a practical joke on them by the developers or if someone really didn't even try to do their job properly.

--->'''Warlord:''' Obey us or we-we [[ExcrementStatement Piss on your pyramids!]]

--->'''Gortrek:''' [[LargeHam MADNESS]]!

[[caption-width-right:350:''"Never enough Doomwheels!"'']]

--->'''Chaos Sorcerer Lord:''' [[HaHaHaNo Haha! I think not!]]

--->'''Warlord:''' No! Blame you-you!

* The "Hostility" mechanic that Markus Wulfhart's faction has offers an extremely amusing (and slightly frustrating) bit of GameplayAndStorySegregation in that it doesn't care ''who'' he is fighting or ''where''. Destorying Vampire Coast or Skaven cities/armies? Lizardmen still dislikes you for it. Fighting Chaos worshippers? The hostility meter still rises. Fighting in the Mortal Empires map, ''moving all the way back to Reikland, fighting other humans''? You guessed it, you'll still have a Lizardmen army popping up near you (and so in the middle of reikland) to destroy your cities.

-->'''Malekith:''' Threats are [[NoSell wasted]] on the undead. [[GetOut Just leave!]]
** Coming from someone covered in furs from head to toe, this seem rather [[HypocriticalHumor hypocritical]]:
-->'''Markus Wulfhart:''' (''to friendly Dark elves'') Does [[ScaryImpracticalArmor your]] [[SpikesOfVillainy clothing]] not bother you in [[HungryJungle Lustria]]?

* The "Hostility" mechanic that Markus Wulfhart's faction has offers an extremely amusing (and slightly frustrating) bit of GameplayAndStorySegragation in that it doesn't care ''who'' he is fighting or ''where''. Destorying Vampire Coast or Skaven cities/armies? Lizardmen still dislikes you for it. Fighting Chaos worshippers? The hostility meter still rises. Fighting in the Mortal Empires map, ''moving all the way back to Reikland, fighting other humans''? You guessed it, you'll still have a Lizardmen army popping up near you (and so in the middle of reikland) to destroy your cities.

* Even when you're playing Markus Wulfhart in the Mortal Empires and you decide to abandon Lustria to go back to the Empire to take control and stabilize the situation there, it still doesn't mean that you'll never have to worry about angering the Lizardmen ever again because, ''somehow'', a Lizardmen intervention army will still spawn in the Empire lands to attack Markus.

-->'''Markus Wulfhart:''' (''to friendly Dark elves'') Does [[ScaryImpracticalArmor your]] [[SpikesOfVillainy clothing]] not bother you in [[HungryJungle Lustria]]?

* Malekith gets notably grumpy during diplomatic interactions with the Tomb Kings while having a negative relationship with them.
-->'''Malekith:''' Threats are [[NoSell wasted]] on the undead. [[GetOut Just leave!]]

* Malekith gets notably grumpy when during diplomatic interactions with the Tomb Kings while having a negative relationship with them.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3bzbOsV5dc This 2018 Animation Reel]] made by David Vince, which shows how much effort was put into making the unit interactions fluid and life-like, starts off on a very humorous note with ''Malekith getting eaten by a Carnosaur''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3bzbOsV5dc This 2018 Animation Reel]] made by David Vince which shows how much effort was put into making the unit interactions fluid and life-like starts off on a very humorous note with ''Malekith getting eaten by a Carnosaur''.

** The Fishy 'Shroom Burger: A rotten slab of fish meat slapped between two buns of rancid toxic mushrooms. It makes Grom's breath so vile that he can outright weaponize it as a lethal spell.

* There is something darkly amusing at the fact that Hellebron's campaign gives questlines to sieze and control the strongholds of both Morathi and Alarielle to offer as sacrifices to her lord Khaine... motivated entirely because Hellebron is jealous both are prettier than her.