History Funny / TopGun

* After Charlie pretends to turn down Maverick's date, Slider says to Maverick, "Crashed and burned, huh, Mav?" Maverick then goes to Slider and sniffs him, saying, "Slider... You stink." Slider then sniffs himself.

-->'''Goose (whispering):''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint...Penny Benjamin?]]

---> '''Johnson''': TWO OF YOUR SNOT-NOSED JOCKEYS DID A FLY-BY ON MY TOWER AT OVER 400 KNOTS! I WANT SOMEBODY'S '''BUTT!''' I WANT IT '''NOW!'' I'VE '''HAD IT!''' ''(crash)'' DAMMIT! THAT'S '''TWICE!''' I WANT SOME '''BUTTS!'''

---> '''Johnson''': DAMMIT! THAT'S '''TWICE!''' I WANT SOME '''BUTTS!'''

[[caption-width-right:350:"Two of your snot-nose jockeys did a fly-by on my tower at over 400 knots! I want somebody's BUTT! I want it NOW! I've HAD IT!"]]

--> '''Johnson''': DAMMIT! THAT'S '''TWICE!''' I WANT SOME '''BUTTS!'''

-->Goddamn that guy.

* When Maverick does a fly-by that causes Air Boss Johnson to spill his coffee on himself, first after Maverick defeats Jester then after the FinalBattle.

[[caption-width-right:350:"Two of your snot-nose jockeys did a fly-by on my tower at over 400 knots! I want somebody's BUTT, I want it now, I've HAD IT!"]]

[[caption-width-right:350:"Two of your snot-nose jockeys did a fly-by on my tower at over ''400'' knots! I want somebody's ''butt'', I want it now, I've HAD IT!"]]

--> '''Johnson''': I want some '''BUTTS!'''

--> '''Goose:''' The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were ''stupid.''

--> '''Slider''': ''"Wash that sucker, yeah!"''

--> '''Merlin''': ''"What are you doing? You're slowing down! You're slowing down!"''
--> '''Maverick''': ''"I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin."''
--> '''Merlin''': ''"You're gonna do [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]"''

--> ''"Goddamn that guy."''

--> '''Johnson''': ''"I want some '''BUTTS!'''"''

-->'''Maverick:''' I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out. Yo! Great Mav, real slick.

* Maverick suavely introduces himself (as Maverick) to Charlie, who promptly [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude asks him if his parents liked him.]] Given that her job is revealed to center around military aviation, and they are in a Navy town, it becomes clear in retrospect that [[ForTheLulz she was making a joke at Maverick's expense]].

** And then he accidentally gives the finger to Charlie while [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZxSf_P2r0 recounting the incident.]]

* Maverick suavely introduces himself (as Maverick) to Charlie, who promptly [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude asks him if his parents liked him.]]

* After one of Maverick's many stunts, Goose is spazzing out and asks Maverick what he thinks of Goose learning to be a truck driver after they get kicked out of the Navy. Goose considers this career option based entirely on the fact that he saw a commercial for a truck driving school on TV.

--> '''Merlin''': ''"You're gonna do [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]"''

* Two parts during the FinalBattle with the MIGs crack this troper up:
** Iceman shooting down a MiG, followed by Slider saying this line.

* At the start of the movie, Maverick and Goose are nearby a Russian MIG. They're unable to shoot him, so Maverick decides to have some fun with the MIG. To him, this means flying upside-down right above the enemy plane. When the Russian looks up, Maverick gives him the bird, and Goose takes a Polaroid photo to commemorate the moment. The MIG pilot promptly flies away, thoroughly freaked out by the crazy stunt.
** And then he accidentally gives the finger to Charlie while recounting the incident.
* Two parts during the FinalBattle with the MiGs crack this troper up:

** Maverick is down to one missile with a MiG dead on his tail. [[DodgeByBraking He then intentionally slows down his plane]].

** And then he accidentally gives the finger to Charlie while recounting the incident.