History Funny / TomSka

** A parallel universe where dinosaurs still exist (but are also invisible)

*** Look at the ceiling. {{WebAnimation/Asdfmovie}} fans will not be disappointed.

*** The universe where Spaghetti is pronounced "My Ass."
--->'''Tom:''' Hey Chris? What's for dinner?\\

-->'''Tom''': So today is Father's Day, which is the day to appreciate the man who brought you into existence by- ''[[[{{Squick}} holds head and groans loudly in disgust]]]''.

** A paralell universe where dinosaurs still exist (but are also invisible)
-->'''Chris:''' ...Is there a dinosaur in here?\\

--->'''Tom:''' Hey Chris? What's for dinner?
--->'''Chris:''' [[BaitAndSwitch The last thing you need, Tom, is more food, you]] ''[[SelfDeprecation fat piece of sh-!]]''

->''At this point, I am so desperate to find the limit that I am erring into territory that even I am uncomfortable with. Specifically, themes like "Coercive suicide", [...] and still, the script gets approved with no edits.''
-->--'''Creator/TomSka''', ''Dear Surfshark, Please Fire Me''

---> TOM GOT NO HELP FOR HIS ADDICTION, AND WAS PROMPTLY ENTERED BY GRAMPUS.

--->'''Chris:''' [[BaitAndSwitch The last thing you need, Tom, is more food, you]] ''[[SelfDepreceation fat piece of sh-!]]''

--->'''Chris:''' [[BaitAndSwitch The last thing you need, Tom, is more food, you ''fat piece of sh-!'']]

-->'''Tom:''' Hey Chris? What's for dinner?
-->'''Chris:''' [[BaitAndSwitch The last thing you need, Tom, is more food, you ''fat piece of sh-!'']]

* In his ''WesternAnimation/{{Tugs}}'' review, he has a minor breakdown over the idea of the boats having sex.

** Alice walks in asking about the best movie of all time, [[Film/SeventeenAgain "17 Again"]], but it's in the Hole. ''DUNNNNN''

** And it turns out Tom was holding ''[[Film/SeventeenAgain 17 Again]]'' the whole time.

* Tom talks about the 100% canonical dark side of the ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'' franchise.
-->'''Tom:''' One fo the reasons we know [that whichever engine sent back to the mainland will be scrapped] is because of the whole genocide thing\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEpVIDgARsY Tom's many accents and impressions. Also a [=CMOA=].]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJwIsBoe3Lg Le Alien.]] Tom kidnaps a French person, and trying to pass him off as an alien that he has captured. [[spoiler:[[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Turns out he was right.]]]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPum07dH_mw I don't know]], where a secret agent tries to get in on a crime boss' poker game. Problem: She doesn't know how to play poker. [[IdiotPlot Not that anyone involved knows]] ''[[IdiotPlot anything.]]''

*** The return of the [[spoiler:hyper-intelligent horse people.]] Except this time they [[spoiler:are plotting to blow up the pigeon universe, except they got the wrong universe instead.]]

* [[https://youtu.be/vLE-K1CJ-Ts The Blame Game]] starts with Tom kidnapping his old school bully, who blames the bullying on ''another'' bully. They kidnap her, only for her to kill the mood by calling him "Ham-Man", his old nickname which the first bully had forgotten, much to Tom's frustration. She blames it on her abusive, alcoholic father... And it just goes from there. Keep in mind that up to this point every time someone is blamed, it cuts to the person being blamed ''immediately'' in the chair with a bag over their head, to the point where they eventually kidnap ''a corpse'' and ''the anthropomorphic manifestations of capitalism and luck'', much to Tom's bewilderment. Eventually ''Tom'' somehow ends up in the chair. After a heartfelt discussion about needing to move on from resentment and overcoming insecurities... Tom decides to ''blame God'' for turning out the way he did, [[AteHisGun eats his gun]], and ''[[BeyondTheImpossible successfully kidnaps God]]''... Who proceeds to call him "Ham-Man".

-->'''Tom''': [[spoiler: I was really drunk when I wrote this film.]]

--->'''Sammy''': Happy birthday!\\
'''Tom''': You too!\\
'''Sammy''': That's... not how it works.

--->'''Dracula''': Daughter, you cannot go out, it's past your bedtime!\\
'''Daughter''': I'll do what I want, daddy!\\

--->'''Dracula''': Daughter, you cannot join a religion!\\
'''Daughter''': Don't tell me what to do, daddy!\\

--->'''Daughter ''': Daddy, I bought a boy home for dinner!\\
'''Dracula''': Fantastic!\\

---->'''Tom's voice''': I'm hiding in the fridge now!

--->'''Tom''': ...I'm really stupid.

--->'''Tom''': (horrified whisper) Ohnowit'sababywithtwoguns.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDDN40hHXCQ Tom discovers planking]]. [[spoiler:"Well, he's dead."]]

*** She works [[spoiler: in [[DoubleSubverted the Hole]] ''DUNNNNN'']]

-->'''Jenny''': Chris, we have something to tell you--\\
'''Tom''': [[VomitIndiscretionShot BLURRRRGH!]]

--->'''Alice''': Alright, scumbag!\\
'''Tom''': When I was twelve I peed on my dog. ''[{{beat}}]'' Right on his little dog face.\\

'''Alice''': Okay, you don't make the confession, he makes the confession.\\
'''Tom''': He peed on my dog?

--->'''Hazel''': Father, we have something to confess. You see, we-\\
'''Tom''': [[BackStab *stabs Hazel*]]\\
'''Hazel''': Excuse us.\\

'''Hazel''': You stabbed me.\\
'''Tom''': You can't prove that.\\
'''Hazel''': Tom, you're literally red-handed.\\
'''Tom''': Shhhh. *smears Hazel with bloody hand*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3mBiwPfz6I "EPIC GIRLFRIEND PRANKS"]], in all of its over-the-top and borderline [[DudeNotFunny socially unacceptable]] glory. It involves Tom pranking his girlfriend(?) Alice to shocking extents, including [[spoiler:''pieing her in the face as she is being proposed to.'']]
** [[spoiler:This is then followed by her fiance chasing Tom, catching him after a short matter of time, and beating him up.]]

-->'''Tom''': You'll never hear me talking about all dem hunnies I dun scored wid at da club.

'''Brad!Tom''': ''[still in the accent]'' Uh oh.

--->'''Tom''': I can't see you anymore.\\
'''Dodie''': Why not?\\
'''Tom''': Because I have... [[spoiler:''[turns around to show that he has no eyes]'' NO EYES!]]\\
'''Dodie''': AAAA- ''[SmashCut]''

** The Right Way... [[spoiler: Writing a Sketch About Breaking Up With Your Girlfriend and Leave It In the Fridge For Your Actual Girlfriend to Find...]] [[spoiler: and burst!]]

** "Uh oh! Smells like someone went poopy! [[spoiler: [[BaitAndSwitch It]] [[{{Squick}} was]] [[BringMeMyBrownPants me]]. I'm very scared.]]

-->'''Tom''': If looks could kill, then you must be the Zodiac Killer! ''[picks up conspiracy board]'' I found you!\\
'''Tom''': Are you free tonight? Because I don't have any money. ''[gets slapped]'' I deserve that.\\
'''Tom''': I was always told to follow my dreams, so I'm gonna follow you home.\\
'''Tom''': Who has two thumbs and a big penis? ''[holds up hands, without thumbs and with blood squirts]'' This guy! ''[notices]'' WHERE ARE MY THUMBS?!\\
'''Tom''': Do you want kids? ''[holds bag of crying babies]'' Cause I got a whole bag of em, right here.\\
'''Tom''': Hey baby, you take my breath away. ''[faints due to lack of oxygen]''\\
'''Tom''': I like my women how I like my coffee, ''[holding a coffee and a spoon of sugar]'' milk and two sugars, open wide. ''[forces coffee and sugar into her mouth]''\\
'''Tom''': ''[breaks an ice cube]'' Well, now that I've broken the ice, ''[notices he's bleeding due to breaking the ice]'' AAAAAAAAAH!

-->'''Eddie''': Tom, ''this doesn't make any sense.''\\
'''Tom''': [[spoiler:I AM AN ARTIST! ''[[TheAlcoholic [starts typing while literally spitting out beer drank from an overflowing bottle, surrounded by other bottles while drunk off his ass]]]'']]

--->'''Tom''': Earth? [[SkewedPriorities But that's where I parked the car!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPVC-WhCoHs Imaginary Friend.]] Lily and Mr. Tibbles are best friends! Except Lily may actually be insane. [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope And she's actually the imaginary friend in question in a world populated by cartoon animals without legs.]]]]

-->'''Soldier''': [[BaitAndSwitch Oh My God, a second monster!!!]]

-->'''Chris''': ...Is there a dinosaur in here?\\
'''Tom''': I dunno, but that's entirely possible.
** And now there's the ''real'' [[https://youtu.be/3s2qAFfpJf4 fourth one]], done as a 180 video. In particular, the highlights...

*** "Meanwhile, in a parallel universe where [[spoiler:PIGEON]]" The SuddenlyShouting and Comic Sans is a gutbuster ''even before the actual skit''.

* [[https://youtu.be/4-rTwo679EQ Tom’s motley adventures in AI Dungeon]] as the humble peasant Tombl, who keeps [[{{Squick}} accidentally having sexual relations with]] [[PaedoHunt young girls]] due to [[ArtificialStupidity the capricious whims of the AI]], [[note]] First he has clothed sex with a girl named Heather who [[CrossesTheLineTwice happily admits to only being 14]], then discovers that his beloved wife pre-{{Timeskip}} in the second scenario is only ''13''[[/note]] much to Tom’s horror. When Tombl finally manages to escape ''those'' awkward scenarios (through continuous [[SaveScumming story resets]] on Tom’s part), he ends up becoming the paramour in his best friend Percy’s gay love affair against his girlfriend Hazel, who Percy constantly imagines Tombl to be in what seems to be an attempt to assuage his guilt. Feeling betrayed, Tom swiftly [[{{Pun}} pulls out]] of that scenario too and [[EarnYourHappyEnding finally nets Tombl a good scenario]] where he and his ''adult'' wife make passionate love to each other before a dragon burns down their farmhouse and he gets revenge by not only killing the dragon, but all of the elves who were trying to drive off the dragon in the first place as well(because Tombl [[FantasticRacism hates elves]]).

--> '''Tom:''' One fo the reasons we know [that whichever engine sent back to the mainland will be scrapped] is because of the whole genocide thing\\

''[Dracula eats the boy. {{Beat}}, then'' '''[[UpToEleven both of them]]''' ''catch on fire.]''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3mBiwPfz6I "EPIC GIRLFRIEND PRANKS"]], in all of its [[UpToEleven over-the-top]] and borderline [[DudeNotFunny socially unacceptable]] glory. It involves Tom pranking his girlfriend(?) Alice to shocking extents, including [[spoiler:''pieing her in the face as she is being proposed to.'']]

-->'''A British Man:''' SpotOfTea? ''[pulls out a knife]'' [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire Give us your country!]]