History Funny / ToddInTheShadows2013Episodes

16th Sep '16 6:07:12 AM FromtheWordsofBR
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''(cue a picture of Pitbull with the Microsoft "Ta-da!" sound effect)''\\

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''(cue a picture of Pitbull with the Microsoft Windows 3.1 "Ta-da!" sound effect)''\\
1st Aug '16 5:56:13 PM jonpin
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** Also, just one episode prior, Todd claimed that Flo Rida was "is not worth expending thoughts on, the end."
1st Aug '16 7:25:22 AM longWriter
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* "Listening to this does not make me imagine any demons, and it certainly doesn't make me imagine any dragons. Let me try. (cue images of [[Music/{{Train}} Hefty]] [[CallBack bags]], [[StopHelpingMe Clippy from Microsoft Office]] and Jacob from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'') Nothing."

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* "Listening to this does not make me imagine any demons, and it certainly doesn't make me imagine any dragons. Let me try. (cue images of [[Music/{{Train}} Hefty]] [[CallBack bags]], [[StopHelpingMe Clippy [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper Clippy]] [[UnwantedAssistance from Microsoft Office]] and Jacob from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'') Nothing."
26th Mar '16 10:57:36 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->''Todd:'' ''(listening to "Demons")'' Ok, the ''one'' thing I like about that [=OneRepublic=] song is that lead singer Ryan Tedder ''finally'' puts some passion into his voice, but ''that's it!'' Actually, he kinda sounds like the guy from Imagine Dragons. ''(watches video)'' Actually, he kinda looks like the guy from Imagine Dragons! ''[{{beat}}]'' Actually, he uh...wait... ''("Demons" singles cover appears on screen)'' Wait, ''seriously??'' And the other one...? ''("Counting Stars" singles cover appears on screen)'' Noooooooo... No no, wait, so the cool one, with the interesting music is by [=OneRepublic=], and Imagine Dragons are the one doing that nothing burner dirge over there? What? [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]

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-->''Todd:'' -->'''Todd:''' ''(listening to "Demons")'' Ok, the ''one'' thing I like about that [=OneRepublic=] song is that lead singer Ryan Tedder ''finally'' puts some passion into his voice, but ''that's it!'' Actually, he kinda sounds like the guy from Imagine Dragons. ''(watches video)'' Actually, he kinda looks like the guy from Imagine Dragons! ''[{{beat}}]'' Actually, he uh...wait... ''("Demons" singles cover appears on screen)'' Wait, ''seriously??'' And the other one...? ''("Counting Stars" singles cover appears on screen)'' Noooooooo... No no, wait, so the cool one, with the interesting music is by [=OneRepublic=], and Imagine Dragons are the one doing that nothing burner dirge over there? What? [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
26th Mar '16 10:56:48 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->''Todd:'' I get the feeling Ryan Tedder didn't record this song risking his personal fortune and future. There wasn't a crowd of concerned people going, "YOU'RE A FOOL, TEDDER! A MAAAAADMAN!"

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-->''Todd:'' -->'''Todd:''' I get the feeling Ryan Tedder didn't record this song risking his personal fortune and future. There wasn't a crowd of concerned people going, "YOU'RE A FOOL, TEDDER! A MAAAAADMAN!"
26th Mar '16 10:56:13 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Todd:''' This is like the greatest thing I've ever heard! This is the song I've been waiting for all year! There's no way this is gonna be a hit. Could it? Oh please, please, please. Dear God, I know we don't speak much, but if you can just grant me one favor. There's this really awesome song on the radio right now, and I don't know if you've heard it. It's got this funky 70s beat, and Pharrell's on it, and it's just really great, and would you please make that song a #1 hit?
-->'''God:''' I hear your prayer, my child.
-->3 weeks later...
-->'''Todd:''' (sitting at his piano, lets out an exasperated sigh, and begins to play "Blurred Lines") [[LiteralGenie Ok. I guess that's my fault for not being clear.]]

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-->'''Todd:''' This is like the greatest thing I've ever heard! This is the song I've been waiting for all year! There's no way this is gonna be a hit. Could it? Oh please, please, please. Dear God, I know we don't speak much, but if you can just grant me one favor. There's this really awesome song on the radio right now, and I don't know if you've heard it. It's got this funky 70s beat, and Pharrell's on it, and it's just really great, and would you please make that song a #1 hit?
-->'''God:'''
hit?\\
'''God:'''
I hear your prayer, my child.
-->3
child.\\
''3
weeks later...
-->'''Todd:''' (sitting
later...''\\
'''Todd:''' ''(sitting
at his piano, lets out an exasperated sigh, and begins to play "Blurred Lines") Lines")'' [[LiteralGenie Ok. I guess that's my fault for not being clear.]]



--> "So what does rhyme with "hug me"? I'm gonna guess he probably means [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "fuuuuug me"]]? "Fug m--" Yeah, that doesn't really rhyme with "hug me"! ['''#NOTARHYME'''] So, since that doesn't rhyme with "hug me", what does? "Bug me", "Mug--" Or how about "Drug me"? That fits the tone of this song."
--> '''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Quagmire]]:''' "Waiter! Martini and a roofie colada!"

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--> "So -->'''Todd:''' So what does rhyme with "hug me"? I'm gonna guess he probably means [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "fuuuuug me"]]? "Fug m--" Yeah, that doesn't really rhyme with "hug me"! ['''#NOTARHYME'''] So, since that doesn't rhyme with "hug me", what does? "Bug me", "Mug--" Or how about "Drug me"? That fits the tone of this song."
-->
"\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Quagmire]]:''' "Waiter! Waiter! Martini and a roofie colada!"colada!



-->'''Todd:''' Today, we're lookung at two former teen actresses who seem to be continuing down the path of fame and fortune-- Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez. Now for most of their adolescence, the Disney Corporation owned their careers, their lives, and probably most of their major organs. But now that Uncle Walt no longer has them under his cryogenically frozen thumb, these two are out to prove that they're not little girls anymore. No, they're out to scream to the world...
-->'''[[Music/TheLonelyIsland Andy Samberg]]:''' I'M AN ADULT!

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-->'''Todd:''' Today, we're lookung at two former teen actresses who seem to be continuing down the path of fame and fortune-- Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez. Now for most of their adolescence, the Disney Corporation owned their careers, their lives, and probably most of their major organs. But now that Uncle Walt no longer has them under his cryogenically frozen thumb, these two are out to prove that they're not little girls anymore. No, they're out to scream to the world...
-->'''[[Music/TheLonelyIsland
world...\\
'''[[Music/TheLonelyIsland
Andy Samberg]]:''' I'M AN ADULT!



-->'''Todd:''' I know next to nothing about Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace. I guess I really should find out something about them, so I know what I'm talking about. You know, these girls and their careers and how their personas have evolved over several seasons. As it turns out, I can watch both series on Netflix, so out of obligation, I'm gonna go educate myself on the subject.
-->'''Justin:''' Edgebonoutoosis! (Waves wand at rabbit, creating a duplicate)
-->'''Jerry:''' Good. Real rabbit, duplicate rabbit. No, duplicate rabbit, real-- anyway, there's two now.
-->'''Todd:''' Ok, that's enough. I don't need to know that badly, I think I got the idea.

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-->'''Todd:''' I know next to nothing about Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace. I guess I really should find out something about them, so I know what I'm talking about. You know, these girls and their careers and how their personas have evolved over several seasons. As it turns out, I can watch both series on Netflix, so out of obligation, I'm gonna go educate myself on the subject.
-->'''Justin:'''
subject.\\
'''Justin:'''
Edgebonoutoosis! (Waves ''(Waves wand at rabbit, creating a duplicate)
-->'''Jerry:'''
duplicate)''\\
'''Jerry:'''
Good. Real rabbit, duplicate rabbit. No, duplicate rabbit, real-- anyway, there's two now.
-->'''Todd:'''
now.\\
'''Todd:'''
Ok, that's enough. I don't need to know that badly, I think I got the idea.



-->'''Todd:''' I do not have it in me to be shocked anymore by pop singers doing the Girls Gone Wild shtick. I've seen it a billion times. I've already seen it with Miley, for Christ's sakes. So what? What exactly is supposed to be shocking about this?
-->'''Miley Cyrus:''' ♪And everyone in line in the bathroom\ Trying to get a line in the bathroom♪
-->'''Todd:''' Holy shit, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar that was a straight-up cocaine reference.]] Series/HannahMontana is singing about snorting coke.

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-->'''Todd:''' I do not have it in me to be shocked anymore by pop singers doing the Girls Gone Wild shtick. I've seen it a billion times. I've already seen it with Miley, for Christ's sakes. So what? What exactly is supposed to be shocking about this?
-->'''Miley
this?\\
'''Miley
Cyrus:''' ♪And everyone in line in the bathroom\ Trying to get a line in the bathroom♪
-->'''Todd:'''
bathroom♪\\
'''Todd:'''
Holy shit, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar that was a straight-up cocaine reference.]] Series/HannahMontana is singing about snorting coke.



-->'''Todd:''' See, it's pretty specific.
-->'''Harry Styles:''' ♪Said I had a dirty mouth♪
-->'''Todd:''' It's specifically the Orbit gum woman.
-->'''Veronica Branch:''' Dirty mouth? Fabulous.
-->'''Todd:''' I didn't even know the British had dentists!

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-->'''Todd:''' See, it's pretty specific.
-->'''Harry
specific.\\
'''Harry
Styles:''' ♪Said I had a dirty mouth♪
-->'''Todd:'''
mouth♪\\
'''Todd:'''
It's specifically the Orbit gum woman.
-->'''Veronica
woman.\\
'''Veronica
Branch:''' Dirty mouth? Fabulous.
-->'''Todd:'''
Fabulous.\\
'''Todd:'''
I didn't even know the British had dentists!



-->'''Todd:''' Ok, this is probably as disappointing to you as it is to me. I really wanted to hate this song, but I cannot properly provide the anger that you're all expecting. All I can say is I offer my sincerest apologies, and in my defense, I promised myself when I started this that I would always give my opinions honestly, even if they were unpopular. And I hope that all my loyal viewers understand, and that it only strengthens your respect for my integrity as a critic.
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy]]:''' [[WorstWhateverEver Worst. Episode. Ever.]]
-->'''Todd:''' Yeah, I agree...

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-->'''Todd:''' Ok, this is probably as disappointing to you as it is to me. I really wanted to hate this song, but I cannot properly provide the anger that you're all expecting. All I can say is I offer my sincerest apologies, and in my defense, I promised myself when I started this that I would always give my opinions honestly, even if they were unpopular. And I hope that all my loyal viewers understand, and that it only strengthens your respect for my integrity as a critic.
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons
critic.\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons
Comic Book Guy]]:''' [[WorstWhateverEver Worst. Episode. Ever.]]
-->'''Todd:'''
]]\\
'''Todd:'''
Yeah, I agree...



-->'''Lady Gaga''': ♪I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong♪
-->'''Todd''': Like what, in a Creator/ChuckBarris kind of way? (''cue clip of Series/TheGongShow'')

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-->'''Lady Gaga''': ♪I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong♪
-->'''Todd''':
gong♪\\
'''Todd''':
Like what, in a Creator/ChuckBarris kind of way? (''cue clip of Series/TheGongShow'')



-->'''JustinTimberlake:''' ♪Sippin' from your cup 'til it runneth over...♪
-->'''Gudda Gudda:''' ♪Grocery bag!♪

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-->'''JustinTimberlake:''' -->'''Music/JustinTimberlake:''' ♪Sippin' from your cup 'til it runneth over...
-->'''Gudda
♪\\
'''Gudda
Gudda:''' ♪Grocery bag!♪



-->'''Todd:''' I didn't realize until just now what a limited range Justin Timberlake has. Every one of his hits has basically had the same message: "I am cool." I guess there's "Mirrors". And even then, he's comparing the girl he loves so much to ''[[UpToEleven his own reflection]]''.
-->'''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston:]]''' ♪Here in town, it's only she\ who's as beautiful as me♪
* * "It's not a short song either. Yeah, that's the other problem with this song. It's too damn long. For God's sakes, even just the intro last a minute and a half. You could eat an entire large pizza in the time it takes for this song to get started. [[BigEater At least I can.]] I mean, I assume everyone can, right?"

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-->'''Todd:''' I didn't realize until just now what a limited range Justin Timberlake has. Every one of his hits has basically had the same message: "I am cool." I guess there's "Mirrors". And even then, he's comparing the girl he loves so much to ''[[UpToEleven his own reflection]]''.
-->'''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast
reflection]]''.\\
'''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast
Gaston:]]''' ♪Here in town, it's only she\ who's as beautiful as me♪
* * "It's not a short song either. Yeah, that's the other problem with this song. It's too damn long. For God's sakes, even just the intro last a minute and a half. You could eat an entire large pizza in the time it takes for this song to get started. [[BigEater At least I can.]] I mean, I assume everyone can, right?"



-->'''Bruno''': ♪I got a body full of liquor with a cocaine kicker / And I'm feeling like I'm 30 feet tall♪
-->'''Todd''': Oh good. Because nothing improves your sexual performance like a nice gallon of whiskey. Of course, I guess you can counteract that depressant with a nice kicker of cocaine. That's some better living through chemistry right there. What could go wrong with mixing alcohol and cocaine?
-->(''picture of a tombstone'')
-->'''Todd''' Oh yeah. Well, I guess we know why gorillas are endangered.

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-->'''Bruno''': ♪I got a body full of liquor with a cocaine kicker / And I'm feeling like I'm 30 feet tall♪
-->'''Todd''':
tall♪\\
'''Todd''':
Oh good. Because nothing improves your sexual performance like a nice gallon of whiskey. Of course, I guess you can counteract that depressant with a nice kicker of cocaine. That's some better living through chemistry right there. What could go wrong with mixing alcohol and cocaine?
-->(''picture
cocaine?\\
(''picture
of a tombstone'')
-->'''Todd'''
tombstone'')\\
'''Todd'''
Oh yeah. Well, I guess we know why gorillas are endangered.



-->'''Bruno:''' ♪If the neighbors call the cops\ Call the sheriff, call the SWAT ‒ we don't stop\ We keep rocking while they're knocking on our door♪
-->'''Todd:''' Well, when they do knock down your door, make sure you've hidden your cocaine. You do have a problem with that."

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-->'''Bruno:''' ♪If the neighbors call the cops\ Call the sheriff, call the SWAT ‒ we don't stop\ We keep rocking while they're knocking on our door♪
-->'''Todd:'''
door♪\\
'''Todd:'''
Well, when they do knock down your door, make sure you've hidden your cocaine. You do have a problem with that."



-->'''Bruno''': ♪Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex / And she's gonna scream out, "This is great!"♪ (''[[FlatJoy Oh my god, this is so great]]'')
-->'''Todd''': Yeah, point proven. I have a feeling that's a closer approximation of what sex with Bruno Mars is like.

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-->'''Bruno''': ♪Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex / And she's gonna scream out, "This is great!"♪ (''[[FlatJoy Oh my god, this is so great]]'')
-->'''Todd''':
great]]'')\\
'''Todd''':
Yeah, point proven. I have a feeling that's a closer approximation of what sex with Bruno Mars is like.



-->'''Todd''': Not everything sex-related is sexy, and I don't know if Bruno Mars understands that. Gorillas aren't really something that turns people on. Except for this hot little number here:
-->(''clip of Noodle from Music/{{Gorillaz}} dancing in the video for "DARE"'')
-->'''Todd''': That one is pretty sexy. Otherwise, no.

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-->'''Todd''': Not everything sex-related is sexy, and I don't know if Bruno Mars understands that. Gorillas aren't really something that turns people on. Except for this hot little number here:
-->(''clip
here:\\
(''clip
of Noodle from Music/{{Gorillaz}} dancing in the video for "DARE"'')
-->'''Todd''':
"DARE"'')\\
'''Todd''':
That one is pretty sexy. Otherwise, no.



-->'''Todd:''' Like...ok, she's naked on a wrecking ball. What else is there to talk about? See, she's riding a giant ball. It's subtle. Here, let me make it even subtler for you.
-->'''[[Music/{{ACDC}} Bon Scott:]]''' (playing over the video) ♪We've got big balls\ Dirty big balls\ He's got big balls\ She's got big balls♪

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-->'''Todd:''' Like...ok, she's naked on a wrecking ball. What else is there to talk about? See, she's riding a giant ball. It's subtle. Here, let me make it even subtler for you.
-->'''[[Music/{{ACDC}}
you.\\
'''[[Music/{{ACDC}}
Bon Scott:]]''' (playing over the video) ♪We've got big balls\ Dirty big balls\ He's got big balls\ She's got big balls♪



-->'''Todd:''' See, where it all went wrong is pretty obvious. Not everyone operates on the same comfort level or expectations. You can't just tear down someone's boundaries; you only end up unsatisfied and pushed even further away. So if you got that reaction from someone, you obviously were pushing too hard and you need to learn something about caring and understanding and respect.
-->(Phone rings)
-->'''Elisa:''' Hey, Todd. Paw and I were wondering if you still wanted to come over and catch up on True Blood.
-->Todd: STOP SMOTHERING ME!!!

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-->'''Todd:''' See, where it all went wrong is pretty obvious. Not everyone operates on the same comfort level or expectations. You can't just tear down someone's boundaries; you only end up unsatisfied and pushed even further away. So if you got that reaction from someone, you obviously were pushing too hard and you need to learn something about caring and understanding and respect. \n-->(Phone rings)\n-->'''Elisa:''' \\
''(phone rings)''\\
'''Elisa:'''
Hey, Todd. Paw and I were wondering if you still wanted to come over and catch up on True Blood.
-->Todd:
''Series/TrueBlood''.\\
Todd:
STOP SMOTHERING ME!!!



--> '''Todd:''' Pop song chords: No. NO. '''YES.'''

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--> '''Todd:''' -->'''Todd:''' Pop song chords: No. NO. '''YES.'''



-->''Todd:'' ''[Listening to "Demons"]'' Ok, the ''one'' thing I like about that [=OneRepublic=] song is that lead singer Ryan Tedder ''finally'' puts some passion into his voice, but ''that's it!'' Actually, he kinda sounds like the guy from Imagine Dragons.
-->''[Watches video]'' Actually, he kinda looks like the guy from Imagine Dragons! ''[{{beat}}]'' Actually, he uh...wait...
-->''["Demons" singles cover appears on screen]''
-->Wait, ''seriously??'' And the other one...?
-->''["Counting Stars" singles cover appears on screen]''
-->Noooooooo... No no, wait, so the cool one, with the interesting music is by [=OneRepublic=], and Imagine Dragons are the one doing that nothing burner dirge over there? What? [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]

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-->''Todd:'' ''[Listening ''(listening to "Demons"]'' "Demons")'' Ok, the ''one'' thing I like about that [=OneRepublic=] song is that lead singer Ryan Tedder ''finally'' puts some passion into his voice, but ''that's it!'' Actually, he kinda sounds like the guy from Imagine Dragons.
-->''[Watches video]''
Dragons. ''(watches video)'' Actually, he kinda looks like the guy from Imagine Dragons! ''[{{beat}}]'' Actually, he uh...wait... \n-->''["Demons" ''("Demons" singles cover appears on screen]''
-->Wait,
screen)'' Wait, ''seriously??'' And the other one...?
-->''["Counting
? ''("Counting Stars" singles cover appears on screen]''
-->Noooooooo...
screen)'' Noooooooo... No no, wait, so the cool one, with the interesting music is by [=OneRepublic=], and Imagine Dragons are the one doing that nothing burner dirge over there? What? [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]



-->'''Todd:''' The lyric structure is actually really corny.
-->'''Dan Reynolds:''' ♪When the days are cold\ And the cards all fold\ And the saints we see\ Are all made of gold\ When your dreams...♪
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Daria}} Trent Lane:]]''' ♪When the whip comes down\ When they nuke the town\ When dead clowns can't clown\ We'll still be freakin' friends♪

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-->'''Todd:''' The lyric structure is actually really corny.
-->'''Dan
corny.\\
'''Dan
Reynolds:''' ♪When the days are cold\ And the cards all fold\ And the saints we see\ Are all made of gold\ When your dreams...
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}
♪\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}
Trent Lane:]]''' ♪When the whip comes down\ When they nuke the town\ When dead clowns can't clown\ We'll still be freakin' friends♪
26th Mar '16 7:44:00 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''''Behind the Music'' narrator''': (''on Music/{{Train}}'') They're the quintessential American band.
-->'''Todd''': …Excuse me. What?
-->'''Narrator''': They're the quintessential American band.
-->'''Todd''': Holy ''crap'', VH-1. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I don't think I've even heard Al-Qaeda say anything that anti-American]].

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-->'''''Behind the Music'' narrator''': (''on Music/{{Train}}'') They're the quintessential American band.
-->'''Todd''':
band.\\
'''Todd''':
…Excuse me. What?
-->'''Narrator''':
What?\\
'''Narrator''':
They're the quintessential American band.
-->'''Todd''':
band.\\
'''Todd''':
Holy ''crap'', VH-1. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I don't think I've even heard Al-Qaeda say anything that anti-American]].



--> "I can only conclude... [[Series/AncientAliens Aliens]]."

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--> ---> "I can only conclude... [[Series/AncientAliens Aliens]]."



-->'''Cher Lloyd''': ♪Tryin' to rock them ugly jeans jeans jeans♪
-->'''Todd''': ...and if ''I'' may be bitchy in return: Oh, honey! I don't think someone who dresses like a 50-year-old mob wife from Long Island should be criticizing other people's fashion! Tchaa!

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-->'''Cher --->'''Cher Lloyd''': ♪Tryin' to rock them ugly jeans jeans jeans♪
-->'''Todd''': ...
jeans♪\\
'''Todd''': ...
and if ''I'' may be bitchy in return: Oh, honey! I don't think someone who dresses like a 50-year-old mob wife from Long Island should be criticizing other people's fashion! Tchaa!



-->'''Todd''': ''(British accent)'' That's the sound of trying too hard... ''Pfft!''

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-->'''Todd''': --->'''Todd''': ''(British accent)'' That's the sound of trying too hard... ''Pfft!''



-->'''Todd''': What, you mean ''this'' Prince?
-->''cue "Pussy Control"''

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-->'''Todd''': What, you mean ''this'' Prince?
-->''cue
Prince?\\
''(cue
"Pussy Control"''Control")''



-->'''Woman''': It's bigger than anything I've ever seen!
-->'''Todd''': Get it? It sounds like they're talking about sex.
--> '''Both''' **Bored out of their minds**: Hahahahahaha.
--> *Later*
--> '''Todd''': Get it? Look at that joint. It's... bigger than a regular size joint.
--> '''Both''' **still bored**: Hahahahahaha.

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-->'''Woman''': It's bigger than anything I've ever seen!
-->'''Todd''':
seen!\\
'''Todd''':
Get it? It sounds like they're talking about sex.
--> '''Both''' **Bored
sex.\\
'''Both''': ''(Bored
out of their minds**: Hahahahahaha.
--> *Later*
-->
minds)'' Hahahahahaha.\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Todd''': Get it? Look at that joint. It's... bigger than a regular size joint.
--> '''Both''' **still bored**:
joint.\\
'''Both''': ''(still bored)''
Hahahahahaha.



--> '''Todd''': Get it? He's (Snoop) a ''MAC'', and he's (the principal) a ''PC'', which in this case stands for '''"Poorly-written Character"'''.

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--> '''Todd''': -->'''Todd''': Get it? He's (Snoop) a ''MAC'', and he's (the principal) a ''PC'', which in this case stands for '''"Poorly-written Character"'''.



-->'''Todd''': Mac and Devin go to high school ''because they're in high school.'' They might as well have called it ''Mac and Devin Breathe Oxygen.''
-->'''Rap Critic''': This is like if ''[[Film/DudeWheresMyCar Dude, Where's My Car]]'' was literally just two guys in a parking lot looking for their car.

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-->'''Todd''': Mac and Devin go to high school ''because they're in high school.'' They might as well have called it ''Mac and Devin Breathe Oxygen.''
-->'''Rap
''\\
'''Rap
Critic''': This is like if ''[[Film/DudeWheresMyCar Dude, Where's My Car]]'' ''Film/DudeWheresMyCar'' was literally just two guys in a parking lot looking for their car.



-->'''Rap Critic''': Dude...she just farted. That was it! She just [[{{Squick}} farted and he sucked it into his mouth!]]
-->'''Todd''': Remember kids, if you smoke pot, you too can be this cool!

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-->'''Rap Critic''': Dude...she just farted. That was it! She just [[{{Squick}} farted and he sucked it into his mouth!]]
-->'''Todd''':
mouth!]]\\
'''Todd''':
Remember kids, if you smoke pot, you too can be this cool!



--->'''Rap Critic''': Is...is this what's supposed to happen when you're high on weed? 'Cause...'cause that's not what happens. What happens is stuff becomes funnier and music slightly speeds up. Chemically, the effects of weed are actually kind of mundane.
--->'''Todd''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Wait a minute, since when do you know so much about getting high?
--->'''Rap Critic''': ''[defensively]'' What are you, a cop?

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--->'''Rap -->'''Rap Critic''': Is...is this what's supposed to happen when you're high on weed? 'Cause...'cause that's not what happens. What happens is stuff becomes funnier and music slightly speeds up. Chemically, the effects of weed are actually kind of mundane. \n--->'''Todd''': \\
'''Todd''':
''[{{beat}}]'' Wait a minute, since when do you know so much about getting high?
--->'''Rap
high?\\
'''Rap
Critic''': ''[defensively]'' What are you, a cop?



--->'''Rap Critic''': Really?? A pseudo-inspirational speech about weed. You guys made '''this''' (the scene of the fart-pot), AND YOU CLEARLY DID IT WHILE HIGH. So do you really think now is the time to tell us that weed is a good thing?!
---> '''Todd''': Holy Christ. I don't want someone lecturing me about why marijuana should be legal. I live in the Internet. I've heard it.

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--->'''Rap Critic''': Really?? A pseudo-inspirational speech about weed. You guys made '''this''' (the ''(the scene of the fart-pot), fart-pot)'', AND YOU CLEARLY DID IT WHILE HIGH. So do you really think now is the time to tell us that weed is a good thing?!
--->
thing?!\\
'''Todd''': Holy Christ. I don't want someone lecturing me about why marijuana should be legal. I live in the Internet. I've heard it.



-->"Rap Critic went on to become a mega-platinum selling rapper and was connected by the tabloids to Music/KatyPerry, Music/{{Rihanna}}, Music/SelenaGomez and Creator/ScarlettJohansson."
-->"Todd never found his usual gray hoodie and had to go buy a new one at Target."
-->"He says his old one was more comfortable."

to:

-->"Rap Critic went on to become a mega-platinum selling rapper and was connected by the tabloids to Music/KatyPerry, Music/{{Rihanna}}, Music/SelenaGomez and Creator/ScarlettJohansson."
-->"Todd
"\\
"Todd
never found his usual gray hoodie and had to go buy a new one at Target."
-->"He
"\\
"He
says his old one was more comfortable."



-->'''Todd''': Oh my God, this song sucks so much! Like, I can't even—
-->'''Roommate''': Shut up!
-->'''Todd''': I'm working! Do you want me to pay rent this month or not?
-->'''Roommate''': You haven't paid rent in four months, and it's 2 in the morning!
-->'''Todd''': I have to film when it's dark!

to:

-->'''Todd''': Oh my God, this song sucks so much! Like, I can't even—
-->'''Roommate''':
even—\\
'''Roommate''':
Shut up!
-->'''Todd''':
up!\\
'''Todd''':
I'm working! Do you want me to pay rent this month or not?
-->'''Roommate''':
not?\\
'''Roommate''':
You haven't paid rent in four months, and it's 2 in the morning!
-->'''Todd''':
morning!\\
'''Todd''':
I have to film when it's dark!



-->'''Nicki:''' ♪ ...Tellin' me to come with her/Underneath my comforter♪
-->'''Rap Critic:''' Wait, the ghost of Marilyn Monroe is telling you to come with her underneath your sheets? ...[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Niiice!]]
-->'''Nicki:''' ♪And she brought a gun with her♪
-->'''Rap Critic:''' [[OhCrap ...Oh.]]
-->'''Nicki:''' ♪Pills and some rum with her♪
-->'''Rap Critic:''' Oh...o-OH!
-->'''Nicki:''' ♪ Took me on the balcony/Tellin' me to jump with her♪
-->'''Rap Critic:''' She REALLY didn't like that song, did she?!

to:

-->'''Nicki:''' ♪ ...Tellin' me to come with her/Underneath my comforter♪
-->'''Rap
comforter♪\\
'''Rap
Critic:''' Wait, the ghost of Marilyn Monroe is telling you to come with her underneath your sheets? ...[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Niiice!]]
-->'''Nicki:'''
Niiice!]]\\
'''Nicki:'''
♪And she brought a gun with her♪
-->'''Rap
her♪\\
'''Rap
Critic:''' [[OhCrap ...Oh.]]
-->'''Nicki:'''
]]\\
'''Nicki:'''
♪Pills and some rum with her♪
-->'''Rap
her♪\\
'''Rap
Critic:''' Oh...o-OH!
-->'''Nicki:'''
o-OH!\\
'''Nicki:'''
♪ Took me on the balcony/Tellin' me to jump with her♪
-->'''Rap
her♪\\
'''Rap
Critic:''' She REALLY didn't like that song, did she?!



-->'''Todd:''' At this point, they might as well have just renamed the song "Girl Doing Stuff". ♪This girl is doing things This girl is doing stuff♪ Ok, she's on fire, the world's on fire. She is fire. She's a flame on fire. This fire is on fire. Her eyes are on fire. Everything is on fire. Fire, fire, and fire. Film/ManOnFire, [[Music/TheDoors Light My Fire]], Film/FireDownBelow. I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you...
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead Beavis]]:''' Fire! Fire! Fire!

to:

-->'''Todd:''' At this point, they might as well have just renamed the song "Girl Doing Stuff". ♪This girl is doing things This girl is doing stuff♪ Ok, she's on fire, the world's on fire. She is fire. She's a flame on fire. This fire is on fire. Her eyes are on fire. Everything is on fire. Fire, fire, and fire. Film/ManOnFire, [[Music/TheDoors Light My Fire]], Film/FireDownBelow. I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you...
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead
you...\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead
Beavis]]:''' Fire! Fire! Fire!



-->'''Todd''': All this song is is a creatively exhaustive, meaningless pile of-
-->'''Rap Critic''': And then the featured guest randomly comes back in, ruining the momentum of the video!

to:

-->'''Todd''': --->'''Todd''': All this song is is a creatively exhaustive, meaningless pile of-
-->'''Rap
of--\\
'''Rap
Critic''': And then the featured guest randomly comes back in, ruining the momentum of the video!



-->'''Rap Critic as God''': "Thank you, Nicki Minaj, but I know what a deer is! I kind of made them. I'm not sure if anyone has informed you, but in North America, they're pretty common. Wait a minute, why am I even listening to this? They didn't even bother to get a good green screen effect!"
-->'''Todd''': You ''done''?!
-->'''Rap Critic''': Yes, yes I am.

to:

-->'''Rap Critic as God''': "Thank Thank you, Nicki Minaj, but I know what a deer is! I kind of made them. I'm not sure if anyone has informed you, but in North America, they're pretty common. Wait a minute, why am I even listening to this? They didn't even bother to get a good green screen effect!"
-->'''Todd''':
effect!\\
'''Todd''':
You ''done''?!
-->'''Rap
''done''?!\\
'''Rap
Critic''': Yes, yes I am.



-->'''Todd''': Holy crap, this song ''is about God''! [...] Alicia Keys is singing about a vengeful fire goddess burning down the whole world with her merciless wrath!

to:

-->'''Todd''': --->'''Todd''': Holy crap, this song ''is about God''! [...] Alicia Keys is singing about a vengeful fire goddess burning down the whole world with her merciless wrath!



--> '''[This is] a miserable load of dishonest dreck straight from the "fuck me, I'm sensitive" school of songwriting. It's a love song to a sad, misunderstood girl. This is like all the other One Direction songs boiled down to their essence. See, this is them confirming exactly what they like about you. Things.
--> '''One Direction:''' ♪You've got that one thing!♪
--> '''Todd:''' You know...things. See, they're talking about you. You have things. That's what they love about you, your things. Their favourite little thing about you is your qualities. But a close second is your attributes.

to:

--> '''[This -->'''Todd:''' [This is] a miserable load of dishonest dreck straight from the "fuck me, I'm sensitive" school of songwriting. It's a love song to a sad, misunderstood girl. This is like all the other One Direction songs boiled down to their essence. See, this is them confirming exactly what they like about you. Things.
-->
Things.\\
'''One Direction:''' ♪You've got that one thing!♪
-->
thing!♪\\
'''Todd:''' You know...things. See, they're talking about you. You have things. That's what they love about you, your things. Their favourite little thing about you is your qualities. But a close second is your attributes.



--> '''Zayn Malik''': ♪Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me, but bear this mind it was meant to be♪
--> '''Todd''': Yeah, that's how I know we're meant to be-- Your hand fits in mine. I mean you're nothing like the last girl I dated; she had these ''gigantic'' mitts the size of footballs, I couldn't get my hand around them at all, but you, you're special!

to:

--> '''Zayn -->'''Zayn Malik''': ♪Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me, but bear this mind it was meant to be♪
-->
be♪\\
'''Todd''': Yeah, that's how I know we're meant to be-- Your hand fits in mine. I mean you're nothing like the last girl I dated; she had these ''gigantic'' mitts the size of footballs, I couldn't get my hand around them at all, but you, you're special!



-->'''Todd''':Why didn't I just say nothing and save my material for a full review?"
-->'''Todd''' (''Cut to Worst of 2012 video''): I was gonna give this one a full review, but it's likely going to be gone by the time I finish these Top 10 lists, so I might as well just tackle it now.
-->'''Todd''': Oh, Todd. Oh, you poor dear. [[CallBack Todd-stradamus]] strikes again. Cross yet another one off the list of Todd's predictions for 2013.
-->(''cut to a list reading "New Pope is a 2-year-old girl, Film/{{Battleship}} sweeps Oscars, Grammys, Nobels, Mayan Apocalypse happens 2 months late, [[Series/TheTonightShow Jay Leno]] is America's sweetheart, and 'Scream and Shout' goes the f*** away"'')

to:

-->'''Todd''':Why -->'''Todd''': Why didn't I just say nothing and save my material for a full review?"
-->'''Todd''' (''Cut
review?\\
(''cut
to Worst of 2012 video''): video'')\\
'''Past Todd''':
I was gonna give this one a full review, but it's likely going to be gone by the time I finish these Top 10 lists, so I might as well just tackle it now.
-->'''Todd''':
now.\\
'''Todd''':
Oh, Todd. Oh, you poor dear. [[CallBack Todd-stradamus]] strikes again. Cross yet another one off the list of Todd's predictions for 2013.
-->(''cut
2013.\\
(''cut
to a list reading "New Pope is a 2-year-old girl, Film/{{Battleship}} sweeps Oscars, Grammys, Nobels, Mayan Apocalypse happens 2 months late, [[Series/TheTonightShow Jay Leno]] is America's sweetheart, and 'Scream and Shout' goes the f*** away"'')



-->"THIS IS NOT MAKING ME FEEL BETTER! IT'S KINDA MAKING IT WORSE!"
-->"There is no way this was only the fifth-worst song of the year. What was above this on my Worst list? 'Whistle'? Yeah, this is way worse than "Whistle". Bump up will.i.am to #4."

to:

-->"THIS IS NOT MAKING ME FEEL BETTER! IT'S KINDA MAKING IT WORSE!"
-->"There
WORSE!"\\
"There
is no way this was only the fifth-worst song of the year. What was above this on my Worst list? 'Whistle'? Yeah, this is way worse than "Whistle". Bump up will.i.am to #4."



-->'''Britney:''' ♪When you hear this in the club, you're gotta turn this shit up♪
-->'''Todd:''' When I hear this in the club, I gotta turn this shit up? No, I do not. I mean, how even would I? I'm not the DJ, that's his job. And if I did have access to the DJ booth, I can think of things I'd do long before adjusting the volume.
-->'''Jeff Pescetto:''' ♪WesternAnimation/DuckTales, Woo-ooo!♪
-->'''Todd:''' God, what was #3 on my worst list? 'One More Night'? Christ, what was I thinking? Shit, bump this up another slot.

to:

-->'''Britney:''' ♪When you hear this in the club, you're gotta turn this shit up♪
-->'''Todd:'''
up♪\\
'''Todd:'''
When I hear this in the club, I gotta turn this shit up? No, I do not. I mean, how even would I? I'm not the DJ, that's his job. And if I did have access to the DJ booth, I can think of things I'd do long before adjusting the volume.
-->'''Jeff
volume.\\
'''Jeff
Pescetto:''' ♪WesternAnimation/DuckTales, Woo-ooo!♪
-->'''Todd:'''
Woo-ooo!♪\\
'''Todd:'''
God, what was #3 on my worst list? 'One More Night'? Christ, what was I thinking? Shit, bump this up another slot.



-->'''will.i.am:''' Oh yeah...
-->'''Todd:''' "Oh yeah." Does that sound like a guy who's having a great time partying?
-->''(Cut to him showing a clip from WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill.)''
--> '''Hank:''' Yep:
--> '''Bill:''' Mmm, yep.
--> '''Boomhauer:''' Mm-hmm.
-->'''Todd:''' God, what was #2 on my Worst list? 'Drive By'? ...ok, hold off on that one."

to:

-->'''will.i.am:''' Oh yeah...
-->'''Todd:'''
yeah...\\
'''Todd:'''
"Oh yeah." Does that sound like a guy who's having a great time partying?
-->''(Cut
partying?\\
''(Cut
to him showing a clip from WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill.)''
-->
)''\\
'''Hank:''' Yep:
-->
Yep.\\
'''Bill:''' Mmm, yep.
-->
yep.\\
'''Boomhauer:''' Mm-hmm.
-->'''Todd:'''
Mm-hmm.\\
'''Todd:'''
God, what was #2 on my Worst list? 'Drive By'? ...ok, hold off on that one."



--> '''Jay-Z''': ♪This is trouble season/Time for tuxedos for no reason♪
--> '''Todd''': Yes. Jay-Z has officially become Jack Donaghy.
--> '''Liz''': Why are you wearing a tux!?
--> '''Jack''': It's after six, what am I, a farmer?

to:

--> '''Jay-Z''': -->'''Jay-Z''': ♪This is trouble season/Time for tuxedos for no reason♪
-->
reason♪\\
'''Todd''': Yes. Jay-Z has officially become Jack Donaghy.
-->
Donaghy.\\
'''Liz''': Why are you wearing a tux!?
-->
tux!? \\
'''Jack''': It's after six, what am I, a farmer?



-->'''Todd:''' All righty. I'll start. Now, me personally, I think the song is awful.
-->'''Rap Critic''': Yeah, me too.
-->(''Both of them stare at each other blankly, saying nothing.'')
-->'''Todd:''' Well, I think we're done.
-->'''Rap Critic''': Okay, that was easy!

to:

-->'''Todd:''' All righty. I'll start. Now, me personally, I think the song is awful.
-->'''Rap
awful.\\
'''Rap
Critic''': Yeah, me too.
-->(''Both
too.\\
(''both
of them stare at each other blankly, saying nothing.'')
-->'''Todd:'''
'')\\
'''Todd:'''
Well, I think we're done.
-->'''Rap
done.\\
'''Rap
Critic''': Okay, that was easy!



--> '''Todd:''' What's the worst song out now?
--> Cue a picture of Pitbull with the Microsoft "Ta-da!" sound effect.
--> '''Todd:''' You again?!

to:

--> '''Todd:''' -->'''Todd:''' What's the worst song out now?
--> Cue
now?\\
''(cue
a picture of Pitbull with the Microsoft "Ta-da!" sound effect.
-->
effect)''\\
'''Todd:''' You again?!



-->'''Todd''': Sure, B-listers like LMFAO went away, but the bigger names like will.i.am, Ke$ha, Flo Rida, they just dug in their heels and refused to move. They laugh at the attempts to make them move, they taunt us from their muddy fortress.
-->'''Creator/JohnCleese''': [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail I fart in your general direction.]]
-->'''Todd''': That they do. Now most of these acts opted not to change their MO in any substantial way, unless you count will.i.am's decision to somehow get worse.

to:

-->'''Todd''': Sure, B-listers like LMFAO went away, but the bigger names like will.i.am, Ke$ha, Flo Rida, they just dug in their heels and refused to move. They laugh at the attempts to make them move, they taunt us from their muddy fortress.
-->'''Creator/JohnCleese''':
fortress.\\
'''Creator/JohnCleese''':
[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail I fart in your general direction.]]
-->'''Todd''':
]]\\
'''Todd''':
That they do. Now most of these acts opted not to change their MO in any substantial way, unless you count will.i.am's decision to somehow get worse.



-->'''Todd''': It wasn't anything special, it was okay, but there is no way in the universe that Pitbull should be going for a mood any more serious than… (''high pitched scream'') … that thing he does.
-->(''cue clip of the Goofy holler'')
-->'''Todd''': No, not that.
-->'''Pitbull''': '''''PARTY!!!'''''
-->'''Todd''': Yeah, that. It's harder than it looks, I'll give him that.

to:

-->'''Todd''': It wasn't anything special, it was okay, but there is no way in the universe that Pitbull should be going for a mood any more serious than… (''high pitched scream'') … that thing he does.
-->(''cue
does.\\
(''cue
clip of the Goofy holler'')
-->'''Todd''':
holler'')\\
'''Todd''':
No, not that.
-->'''Pitbull''': '''''PARTY!!!'''''
-->'''Todd''':
that.\\
'''Pitbull''': '''''PARTY!!!'''''\\
'''Todd''':
Yeah, that. It's harder than it looks, I'll give him that.



--> '''Todd''': This is just like [[Creator/SeltzerAndFriedberg of one of those shitty spoof movies referencing some famous movie, but not actually having a joke with it.]]
-->(''clip from'' Disaster Movie)
-->'''Todd''': Right? Like, this is the laziest, worst, stupidest use of samples since… oh, gee, the '''''last''''' Pitbull song I reviewed!

to:

--> '''Todd''': This is just like [[Creator/SeltzerAndFriedberg of one of those shitty spoof movies referencing some famous movie, but not actually having a joke with it.]]
-->(''clip
]]\\
(''clip
from'' Disaster Movie)
-->'''Todd''':
Movie)\\
'''Todd''':
Right? Like, this is the laziest, worst, stupidest use of samples since… oh, gee, the '''''last''''' Pitbull song I reviewed!



-->'''Pitbull:''' The tallest building in Tokyo--Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza--Beirut--Cape Canaveral--Mumbai--Morocco--Helsinki--Malaysia--
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Yakko Warner]]:''' ♪United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru!♪

to:

-->'''Pitbull:''' The tallest building in Tokyo--Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza--Beirut--Cape Canaveral--Mumbai--Morocco--Helsinki--Malaysia--
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}
Canaveral--Mumbai--Morocco--Helsinki--Malaysia--\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}
Yakko Warner]]:''' ♪United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru!♪



-->'''Pitbull:''' ♪Reporting live from the tallest building in Tokyo♪
-->'''Clip!Todd:''' It's nice that you travel around the world, Pitbull, but you're not writing an Indiana Jones theme. Like, the Men in Black, they basically stay in New York. There are three movies and they don't generally leave New York.
-->'''Todd:''' Ok, that sample didn't quite fit. But neither does the sample for "Feel This Moment"! Meta-commentary!

to:

-->'''Pitbull:''' ♪Reporting live from the tallest building in Tokyo♪
-->'''Clip!Todd:'''
Tokyo♪\\
'''Clip!Todd:'''
It's nice that you travel around the world, Pitbull, but you're not writing an Indiana Jones theme. Like, the Men in Black, they basically stay in New York. There are three movies and they don't generally leave New York.
-->'''Todd:'''
York.\\
'''Todd:'''
Ok, that sample didn't quite fit. But neither does the sample for "Feel This Moment"! Meta-commentary!



-->'''Todd''': Oh right, right. Pitbull's trying to work with every Latino singer, basically. [Music/ChristinaAguilera]'s Hispanic. In that she has a Hispanic last name, and [[ButNotTooBlack pretty much no other connection to her Latino side at all]]. Hey, y'all remember when she released that Spanish album?
-->'''Christina Aguilera''': ♪Que tengo encasa quien suena con verme llegar♪
-->'''Todd''': Yeah, that was pretty hilarious. If I recall correctly, she spoke Spanish like [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Peggy Hill]].
-->'''Peggy''' (''clip from "Lupe's Revenge"''') Yo poder ver que usted ser caballo razonable.
-->'''Subtitles''': Your Honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse.

to:

-->'''Todd''': Oh right, right. Pitbull's trying to work with every Latino singer, basically. [Music/ChristinaAguilera]'s Hispanic. In that she has a Hispanic last name, and [[ButNotTooBlack pretty much no other connection to her Latino side at all]]. Hey, y'all remember when she released that Spanish album?
-->'''Christina
album?\\
'''Christina
Aguilera''': ♪Que tengo encasa quien suena con verme llegar♪
-->'''Todd''':
llegar♪\\
'''Todd''':
Yeah, that was pretty hilarious. If I recall correctly, she spoke Spanish like [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Peggy Hill]].
-->'''Peggy'''
Hill]].\\
'''Peggy'''
(''clip from "Lupe's Revenge"''') Yo poder ver que usted ser caballo razonable.
-->'''Subtitles''':
razonable.\\
'''Subtitles''':
Your Honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse.



-->'''Drake:''' ♪Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here/ Started from the bottom now we're here♪
-->'''Rap Critic:''' My friends and I were broke, but now we're not. My friends and I were broke, but now we're not.
-->'''Todd:''' Ha. I didn't even ask permission to use that. Unlicensed sample. Let's see him try to sue.

to:

-->'''Drake:''' ♪Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here/ Started from the bottom now we're here♪
-->'''Rap
here♪\\
'''Rap
Critic:''' My friends and I were broke, but now we're not. My friends and I were broke, but now we're not.
-->'''Todd:'''
not.\\
'''Todd:'''
Ha. I didn't even ask permission to use that. Unlicensed sample. Let's see him try to sue.



-->'''Todd:''' What else is it about?
-->'''Florida Georgia Line:''' Yeah, when I first saw that bikini top on her... ''[cut]'' ...thought Oh good Lord, she had them long tan legs...
-->'''Todd:''' It's about hoes. Okay, fine, it's about ''country gir....'' No, who am I kidding, it's about hoes.

to:

-->'''Todd:''' What else is it about?
-->'''Florida
about?\\
'''Florida
Georgia Line:''' Yeah, when I first saw that bikini top on her... ''[cut]'' ...thought Oh good Lord, she had them long tan legs...
-->'''Todd:'''
legs...\\
'''Todd:'''
It's about hoes. Okay, fine, it's about ''country gir....'' No, who am I kidding, it's about hoes.



-->'''Florida Georgia Line:''' ♪She hopped right up into the cab of my truck\ And said, "Fire it up! Let's go get this thing stuck!"♪
-->'''Todd:''' "Get it stuck" means... I'm really sad I know this. When he says, "let's get this thing stuck, you might think he's conveniently having his truck run out of gas on Lovers Lane for a make-out session. No, he's talking about muddin'. That's where you take your truck off-road in a swamp and spray mud everywhere. It is ''the'' most hick thing you could possibly do, short of cow-tipping in bib overalls while listening to Larry the Cable Guy.

to:

-->'''Florida Georgia Line:''' ♪She hopped right up into the cab of my truck\ And said, "Fire it up! Let's go get this thing stuck!"♪
-->'''Todd:'''
stuck!"♪\\
'''Todd:'''
"Get it stuck" means... I'm really sad I know this. When he says, "let's get this thing stuck, you might think he's conveniently having his truck run out of gas on Lovers Lane for a make-out session. No, he's talking about muddin'. That's where you take your truck off-road in a swamp and spray mud everywhere. It is ''the'' most hick thing you could possibly do, short of cow-tipping in bib overalls while listening to Larry the Cable Guy.
13th Mar '16 1:58:38 AM GrammarNavi
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* "This has been a message from the Wisconsin Safety Council: [[ThatSeventiesShow Stop at stop signs, dumbass!]]"

to:

* "This has been a message from the Wisconsin Safety Council: [[ThatSeventiesShow [[Series/That70sShow Stop at stop signs, dumbass!]]"
1st Mar '16 11:34:33 PM YouSuckNoJutsu
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* Todd [[CallBack references his Suit And Tie review,]] his comparison of Jay-Z and Jack Donaghy, and follows it up with "[[TakeThat Christina Aguilera's turning into Jenna Maroney,]]" and a clip of said character [[AttentionWhore inserting herself into a rendition of ''Midnight Train To Georgia'']] [[WhiteDwarfStarlet she'd had absolutely no part in prior]].



-->'''Todd:''' I didn't realize until just now what a limited range Justin Timberlake has. Every one of his hits has basically had the same message: "I am cool." I guess there's "Mirrors". And even then, he's comparing the girl he loves so much to his own reflection.

to:

-->'''Todd:''' I didn't realize until just now what a limited range Justin Timberlake has. Every one of his hits has basically had the same message: "I am cool." I guess there's "Mirrors". And even then, he's comparing the girl he loves so much to ''[[UpToEleven his own reflection.reflection]]''.
14th Feb '16 4:11:40 AM LorienTheYounger
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-->You call it the "best song ever" but you don't even remember it? C'mon. You have no basis to support this judgement call, even to yourself. In fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that the only reason you thought it was the "best song ever" is that your judgement was biased by the fact that you were dancing with a hot girl when you heard it. And that is ''completely'' and ''totally'' '''''[[ShockingSwerve understandable]]!'''''\\

to:

-->You call it the "best song ever" but you don't even remember it? C'mon. You have no basis to support this judgement call, even to yourself. In fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that the only reason you thought it was the "best song ever" is that your judgement was biased by the fact that you were dancing with a hot girl when you heard it. it! And that is ''completely'' and ''totally'' '''''[[ShockingSwerve understandable]]!'''''\\
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