History Funny / ThespoonyexperimentReviews

-->'''Spoony''': ''([[FacePalm head in hand]])'' You know that old saying, "Never judge a book by its cover"? Well fuck you; [[ExactWords that's books, not movies]]!

--> ''Spoony!Ghost:'' "Time for a video about sex education, [=DogMeat=]!"

--> Spoony!Ghost: "Time for a video about sex education, [=DogMeat=]!"

--> SpoonyGhost: "Time for a video about sex education, DogMeat!"

* At about 11 minutes in, Spoony says this in a fast-paced monotone: [[ObviouslyEvil "Gee I wonder if Drexel will become self-aware and attempt to eradicate humanity]] [[ClicheStorm I can't tell because the foreshadowing is TOO FUCKING SUBTLE what do you think]] [[StarWars Admiral Ackbar?"]] All while a red police siren is seen going off on his shelf.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVRnVCzq5c&t=6m12s (As one of the team-mates in the game is spazzing out) "Collins? Collins? Hey, Collins, you're OK? (Cut to said team-mate glitching with looping animation. Cue Irish music) What the hell is he doing? Is he riverdancing? I...think he might be infected by the Thing."]]

* The {{Mondegreen}} of "Yor's World" was pretty freaking awesome.

* Spoony sporting a moustache after seeing Reb's character sporting a BadassMoustache.

** [[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia OH MY GOD! What's wrong with your face?]]

* At the end Insano once again starts ranting about how the movie's cover and title promised a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons2000'' like film causing him to shout "[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Where's my]] ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor movie?]]" Cue [[Film/DungeonsAndDragons2000 Bruce Payne wearing blue lipstick...]]

* At the end Insano once again starts ranting about how the movie's cover and title promised a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' like film causing him to shout "[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Where's my]] ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor movie?]]" Cue [[Film/DungeonsAndDragons Bruce Payne wearing blue lipstick...]]

* Spoony taking an explanation as to why Dar's tiger isn't black (because [[RealityEnsues the paint the filmmakers used actually killed the tiger from the last movie]]) and managing to make it [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilarious:]]

* The review features Spoony, Spencer D. Bum, and Dr. Insano on the same couch. An impressive split screen effect that leads to much hilarity ensuing, including his self-proclaimed darkest joke ever involving the death of Brandon Lee.

* "So I guess this movie is [[TooSoon the second worst thing that happened]] to [the Twin Towers]... *cue booing crowd*

*** It should also be noted that his ringtone is the [[EarWorm "Hot Drinks"]] song from the [[CallBack Wendy's Training]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI Video]].

--> '''Spoony''': It was inevitable that Ray Park was going to get a quarterstaff in this movie, wasn't it? *Cue [[Film/StarWars Duel of the Fates]]*

* The constant clips from StarWars and ''SpiderMan'' showing how the film is so similar to both.

--->'''Benzaie:''' [[Film/ThePrincessBride Beary, did you hear that? That's the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that noise when I first saw]] [[SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] [[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed turning into a werewolf.]] The Spoony One makes it now.\\

''(TV static, then smash cut to a picture of several ''Franchise/{{LEGO}}'' men in white clothes trying to restrain a panicky ''{{LEGO}}'' man with the caption [[AC:"[[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties We'll be right back! Time for my medicine]]!"]] while [[SoundtrackDissonance cheerfully upbeat music]][[note]]"I Feel Fantastic" by Music/JonathanCoulton, a song about psychiatric drug overperscription[[/note]] plays)''

''(TV static, then smash cut to a picture of several ''{{LEGO}}'' men in white clothes trying to restrain a panicky ''{{LEGO}}'' man with the caption [[AC:"[[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties We'll be right back! Time for my medicine]]!"]] while [[SoundtrackDissonance cheerfully upbeat music]][[note]]"I Feel Fantastic" by Music/JonathanCoulton, a song about psychiatric drug overperscription[[/note]] plays)''

--> Dr. Insano: [[TheSimpsons My eyes! The goggles,]] [[GogglesDoNothing they do nothing!]]

* "Watching Matthew Lillard try to act is like watching someone with no thumbs try to use chopsticks."
* "Fucking Freddie Prinze Jr. couldn't command fucking wings at a fucking KFC!"

--> ''Sound doesn't carry in a vacuum!'' They could have Slayer performing in the galley while shoving a cat in a garbage disposal, AND NOBODY OUTSIDE THE SHIP WOULD HEAR ANYTHING!!!!"

** Followed by a quick flash of [[StarWars Jar-Jar Binks]].

** His rage at the end crosses the line between CrowningMomentOfFunny and NightmareFuel. "'''I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! I WILL STAB YOU IN THE BRAIN!'''"

** The ending of the video; the game's protagonist gets a call, which is put on hold until the Protagonist finishes the current objective. She picks up the phone, and the caller turns out to be Sadako, the evil ghost. Spoony lampshades how stupid or how awesome someone would have to be [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu to put a rage ghost that can kill people with a tape on hold]]. He then gets a call from [[Franchise/{{Scream}} Ghostface]], who he abruptly hangs up on.

** Then moments later, when the brother and sister characters have destroyed the bedroom they're in after an apparent brawl ([[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation although it looks]] [[UnfortunateImplications like they've done]] something [[{{Squick}} else...]])

** On a character of the Highlander animated series that looks an awful lot like a [[UnfortunateImplications blackface minstrel]]: "This has to be the most racist thing I have ever seen in animation since ''[picture of [[Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen Skids and Mudflap]]]'' Ok, never mind."

-> "[[BlatantLies Highlander 2: The Quickening is the smartest sci-fi thriller since]] Film/BladeRunner."

-> "The movie's set in the postapocalyptic future-[[SmashCut I've already lost you, haven't I?]]

* During the movie, there's a scene involving the girls playing volleyball. He wants to put in [[TopGun "Playing With the Boys"]], but he doesn't know what the [[DistaffCounterpart lesbian equivalent]] is.