History Funny / TheUnstoppableWasp

** Vivian {{Logic Bomb}}ing herself into a BSOD while trying to explain Speed and {{ComicBook/Wiccan}}. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext The two are reincarnated souls the Scarlet Witch plucked from Mephisto's realm and forged into children for the Vision and herself, then "put back" after she went absolutely nuts, but were still reborn as twin boys to different families and grew up to both become superheroes.]]

** ComicBook/CassieLang gives a gift to Nadia: a team-up fight, with G.I.R.L., the Champions, the Young Avengers and other heroes against White Rabbit and her goons drop in the club America Chavez teleports them all to.

* Nadia is woken up by the ringing of Pym's phone. Unable to find it in time, she hears a lengthy voice mailbox message including a preemptive apology to Janet, and a preemptive refusal of whatever Scott Lang wants as he already owes Hank something like $50,000.

** Vivian Logic Bombing herself into a BSOD while trying to explain Speed and {{ComicBook/Wiccan}}. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext The two are reincarnated souls the Scarlet Witch plucked from Mephisto's realm and forged into children for the Vision and herself, then "put back" after she went absolutely nuts, but were still reborn as twin boys to different families and grew up to both become superheroes.]]

** Vivian spends most of the issue providing context on how various characters fit into the Pym/Van Dyne family tree. This includes [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment which character's aren't related]].

** Vivian Logic Bombing herself into a BSOD while trying to explain Speed and ComicBook/Wiccan. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext The two are reincarnated souls the Scarlet Witch plucked from Mephisto's realm and forged into children for the Vision and herself, then "put back" after she went absolutely nuts, but were still reborn as twin boys to different families and grew up to both become superheroes.]]

** Cassie Lang's gift to Nadia? A team-up, with G.I.R.L., the Champions, the Young Avengers and other heroes ending up arriving just as White Rabbit and her goons drop in on the club America Chavez sent them all to.

** Vivian Logic Bombing herself into a BSOD while trying to explain Speed and Wiccan. For those outside the know, the two are reincarnated souls the Scarlet Witch plucked from Mephisto's realm and forged into children for the Vision and herself, then "put back" after she went absolutely nuts, but were still reborn as twin boys to different families and grew up to both become superheroes.

** Vivian Logic Bombing herself into a BSOD while trying to explain Speed and Wiccan. For those outside the know, the two are reincarnated souls the Scarlet Witch plucked from Mephisto's realm and forged into children for the Vision and herself, then "put back" after she went absolutely nuts during the ''ComicBook/HouseOfM'' storyline, but were still reborn as twin boys to different families and grew up to both become superheroes.

** Vivian Logic Bombing herself into a BSOD while trying to explain Speed and Wiccan. For those outside the know, the two are reincarnated souls the Scarlet Witch plucked from Mephisto's realm and forged into children for the Vision and herself, then "put back" after she went absolutely nuts during the House of M storyline, but were still reborn as twin boys to different families and grew up to both become superheroes.

-->'''Riri''': ''Examining the portal gate Shay has built'') "Show me how you're handling this much power, and I'll let you test-drive my armor."
-->'''Shay''': ''Running through the background of the next scene'' "I NEED A NOTEPAD!"

** Vivian Logic Bombing herself trying to explain Speed and Wiccan.

* People mistaking Jarvis for Nadia's grandpa, and on one occassion her manservant. When Jarvis says he prefers the term "chaperone," the girl in question mutters that white people have a lot of names for people who follow you around.

-->'''Shay''': ''Running through the background of the next scene'' "I NEED A NOTEPAD!"

** Vivian Logic Bombing herself trying to explain Speed and Wiccan.

** Cassie Lang's gift to Nadia? A team-up, with G.I.R.L., the Champions, the Young Avengers and other heroes ending up arriving just as White Rabbit and her goons drop in on the club America Chavez sent them all to.

* In issue 7 of the 2018 run Nadia has her first birthday party, one of the guests is Tony Stark who she proceeds to seriously freak out after it’s pointed out he is in a romantic relationship with Janet by reminding him [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer that she is a trained assassin]]. When he tells Janet she responds “She’s a good girl”.

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--> In issue 7 of the 2018 run Nadia has her first birthday party, one of the guests is Tony Stark who she proceeds to seriously freak out after it’s pointed out he is in a romantic relationship with Janet by reminding him [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer that she is a trained assassin]]. When he tells Janet she responds “She’s a good girl”.

—> In issue 7 of the 2018 run Nadia has her first birthday party, one of the guests is Tony Stark who she proceeds to seriously freak out after it’s pointed out he is in a romantic relationship with Janet by reminding him [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer that she is a trained assassin]].

-->'''Taina:''' ''SUCK IT, GRAVITY!''

-->''Matt Murdock. Nadia's immigration lawyer. Otherwise a normal guy--why, what have you heard?

-->'''Jarvis''': Huh, what? Who's a Skrull now?

-->''Matt Murdock. Nadia's immigration lawyer. Otherwise a normal guy--why, what have you heard?

'''Jarvis''': Merciful heavens.