History Funny / TheTick

13th Feb '16 7:16:59 AM TargetmasterJoe
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--> '''Tick:''' Give it to me straight, Doc! Whats wrong with my dog?!
--> '''Vet:''' Thats just it Tick, you dont have dog.

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--> '''Tick:''' Give it to me straight, Doc! Whats What's wrong with my dog?!
--> '''Vet:''' Thats That's just it Tick, you dont don't have a dog.



--> '''Vet:''' Speak is a capybara, Tick. A rodent. But he's one of the worlds largest.

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--> '''Vet:''' Speak is a capybara, Tick. A rodent. But he's one of the worlds world's largest.



--> '''Tick''': Hey Carmalita, guess what? Speak's not a dog at all! He's the worlds biggest rat!

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--> '''Tick''': Hey Carmalita, guess what? Speak's not a dog at all! He's the worlds world's biggest rat!



* Tick has quite a history with head injuries. In the episode "Evil Sits Down For a Moment", the group fights a supervillain with telekinetic control over furniture, and Tick ends up falling off a flying dining room set, falls 10.000 feet, through the ground and into the subway where he's run over by a subway train. It then cuts back to Arthurs apartment, where Tick is now speaking with a British accent.

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* Tick has quite a history with head injuries. In the episode "Evil Sits Down For a Moment", the group fights a supervillain with telekinetic control over furniture, and Tick ends up falling off a flying dining room set, falls 10.000 feet, through the ground and into the subway where he's run over by a subway train. It then cuts back to Arthurs Arthur's apartment, where Tick is now speaking with a British accent.



--> '''Maus''': *looks at American Maid hanging from the carpet* We have a history, she's a force for good, wouldnt let me fall... *looks to the Ottoman* Wants to tie me down, force for evil - *looks to the left where an airplane is heading towards them* ''AIRPLANE!!!''

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--> '''Maus''': *looks at American Maid hanging from the carpet* We have a history, she's a force for good, wouldnt wouldn't let me fall... *looks to the Ottoman* Wants to tie me down, force for evil - *looks to the left where an airplane is heading towards them* ''AIRPLANE!!!''
23rd Nov '15 12:08:23 PM speedyboris
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* Baby Boomerangatuang's BattleCry: "It's okay to play with dolls!"
23rd Nov '15 10:49:59 AM CaptainTedium
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* When the villains brought together by the Terror face certain defeat, Tuun-La and Stalingrad make a daring jetpack escape (and, inexplicably and hilariously, [[InterspeciesRelationship confess their love to each other):

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* When the villains brought together by the Terror face certain defeat, Tuun-La and Stalingrad make a daring jetpack escape (and, inexplicably and hilariously, [[InterspeciesRelationship [[InterspeciesRomance confess their love to each other):other]]):
17th Nov '15 5:24:26 AM TYPINGVIKING
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* Handy's combat strategy: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE; EAT HIS HEAD!"
28th Oct '15 4:30:31 PM TYPINGVIKING
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--> "I will name you *Speak*! Because that is what you do!"
7th Mar '15 9:55:36 PM SilentStranger
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--> '''Tick:''' Give it to me straight, Doc! Is he going to be OK?
--> '''Vet:''' Well, he's perfectly healthy. But I have to tell you, Tick, he's not a dog. He's a capybara.

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--> '''Tick:''' Give it to me straight, Doc! Is he going to be OK?
Whats wrong with my dog?!
--> '''Vet:''' Well, he's perfectly healthy. But I have to tell you, Thats just it Tick, he's not a dog. He's a capybara.you dont have dog.



--> '''Vet:''' A semi-aquatic rodent from South America. Basically, Tick, Speak is the world's biggest rat.

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--> '''Vet:''' A semi-aquatic rodent from South America. Basically, Tick, Speak is a capybara, Tick. A rodent. But he's one of the world's biggest rat.worlds largest.


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** Gets even better when Carmalita comes across him giving Speak a fleabath later in the episode.
--> '''Tick''': Hey Carmalita, guess what? Speak's not a dog at all! He's the worlds biggest rat!
* Tick has quite a history with head injuries. In the episode "Evil Sits Down For a Moment", the group fights a supervillain with telekinetic control over furniture, and Tick ends up falling off a flying dining room set, falls 10.000 feet, through the ground and into the subway where he's run over by a subway train. It then cuts back to Arthurs apartment, where Tick is now speaking with a British accent.
--> '''Tick''': Fresh horses for all my men!
** From the same episode, Die Fledermaus has been caught up in a DatingCatwoman situation with the villain, The Ottoman, and finds himself having to choose between her and helping American Maid on top of the flying carpet.
--> '''Maus''': *looks at American Maid hanging from the carpet* We have a history, she's a force for good, wouldnt let me fall... *looks to the Ottoman* Wants to tie me down, force for evil - *looks to the left where an airplane is heading towards them* ''AIRPLANE!!!''
6th Mar '15 7:50:48 AM maxwellsilver
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** Even better, in the comics, it was blamed on Charo, just to tweak Chairface's ego.

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** Even better, in the comics, comics it was blamed on Charo, Charo just to tweak Chairface's ego.
6th Mar '15 6:22:03 AM maxwellsilver
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** Even better, in the comics, it was blamed on Charo, just to tweak Chairface's ego.
18th Jan '15 4:52:50 PM LBHills
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* "The Tick vs. Chairface Chippendale" when Arthur screams out "Jerk!" as he, Tick, and American Maid are lowered into the gator pit.

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* In "The Tick vs. Chairface Chippendale" when Arthur screams out "Jerk!" as he, the eponymous villain is lowering the Tick, and American Maid are lowered and Arthur into his alligator pit. As the gator pit.screen is just about to cut to commercial, Arthur - still writhing to get free - yells "Jerk!"



* Chairface Chippendale's plan to write his name on the moon fails, resulting in the surface of the moon only reading "CHA". In a later episode, the moon gets nuked, blowing the C away in the process. Now the moon reads "HA", eternally mocking all life on the planet.
* "Josef Stalin, grab onto my armored mumu, and together we will leave this foul earth behind!"
* "I'M A WALKING TIME-BOMB!"

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* Chairface Chippendale's plan to write his name on the moon fails, resulting in the surface of the moon only reading "CHA". In a later episode, the moon Tick is hand-picked to help repair the moon, but he only gets nuked, blowing around to erasing the C away in the process.'C'. Now the moon reads "HA", eternally mocking all life on the planet.
* When the villains brought together by the Terror face certain defeat, Tuun-La and Stalingrad make a daring jetpack escape (and, inexplicably and hilariously, [[InterspeciesRelationship confess their love to each other):
--> '''Tuun-La:'''
"Josef Stalin, grab onto my armored mumu, muumuu, and together we will leave this foul earth Earth behind!"
* The Tick must defuse a big old bomb with a big traditional digital countdown. On the basis 'how hard could it be?' he rams his hand through the casing and starts feeling around. Aaaand his hand gets stuck.
--> '''The Tick:'''
"I'M A WALKING TIME-BOMB!"



-->'''The Tick:''' ''[Seeing clouds of lint in space]'' I've never seen so much lint in my life.
* ARTHUR! Honk if you love Justice!!
* Blow-Hole the giant whale man... perhaps the most bizzare example of a ChekhovsGunman in recorded history.

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-->'''The Tick:''' ''[Seeing clouds ''[Beholding vast streams of lint in space]'' hyperspace]'' I've never seen so much lint in my life.
* ARTHUR! Honk At one point the Tick is showing off the 'crime-mobile' (Arthur's sister's old Bobcat station wagon) to a camera crew. Arthur doesn't mind the Tick showing off the ceiling light or the sunshade, but he refuses to honk the horn.
--> '''Tick''' ''(insistently):'' Arthur! ''Honk
if you love Justice!!
justice!!''
* Blow-Hole the giant whale man... perhaps the most bizzare bizarre example of a ChekhovsGunman in recorded history.



* The Tick ends up going on a vision quest, his guide? His own disembodied head, which is only slightly less ditzier than he is.

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* The Tick ends up going on a vision quest, quest. Unfortunately, his guide? His spirit guide is his own disembodied head, mind, which is only slightly less ditzier than he is.isn't a lot of help.
--> '''Tick's Mind:''' Sorry I haven't been around much. I get easily distracted by shiny objects.



* During his time in Antwerp as part of the Superhero Exchange Program, The Tick is scolded by city officials for his style of patrolling, jumping from roof to roof, damaging their architecture. That may fly in the US where every building is just a block of concrete, but they dont tolerate that crap in Europe.
* Tick and his relationship with his "talking dog" Speak (actually a capybara Tick found in the Amazon and hallucinated as speaking after hitting his head).
* The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight (''BOOM BABY!!'')

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* During his time in Antwerp as part of the Superhero Exchange Program, The Tick is scolded by city officials for his style of patrolling, jumping from roof to roof, damaging their architecture. That may fly in the US where every building is just a block of concrete, but they dont don't tolerate that crap in Europe.
* Tick and his relationship with his "talking dog" Speak (actually a capybara Tick found in the Amazon and hallucinated as speaking after hitting his head).
head). Speak has no AmplifiedAnimalAptitude, barely moves and generally seems to be either terrified or slightly concussed. But the Tick is so convinced that Speak is ''awesome'' that it's heartwarming in a demented kind of way.
--> '''Tick:''' Give it to me straight, Doc! Is he going to be OK?
--> '''Vet:''' Well, he's perfectly healthy. But I have to tell you, Tick, he's not a dog. He's a capybara.
--> '''Tick:''' Eh?
--> '''Vet:''' A semi-aquatic rodent from South America. Basically, Tick, Speak is the world's biggest rat.
--> '''Tick:''' All right! ''Way to go, Speak!''
* The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight (''BOOM BABY!!'')BABY!!'') fills the episode 'The Tick vs. The Tick' with delight. And explosives.
14th Nov '14 10:12:40 AM Geoduck
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* The Tick asking The Idea Men about their evil scheme.
--> '''Idea Man''': Uh, well, we thought we'd steal a lot of money, and then we'd be rich! And we wouldnt have to work anymore!
--> '''Tick''': You ''FIENDS!''

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* The Tick asking one of The Idea Men about their evil scheme.
--> '''Idea Man''': Uh, well, we thought we'd steal a lot of money, and then we'd be rich! And we wouldnt wouldn't have to work anymore!
--> '''Tick''': You ''FIENDS!''''CADS!''
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