History Funny / TheSimpsons

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To find examples related to the movie, [[Funny/TheSimpsonsMovie go here]].

To find examples related to the comics, [[Funny/TheSimpsonsComics go here]].

To find examples related to seasons 1-8, [[Funny/TheSimpsonsSeasons1To8 go here]].

To find examples related to seasons 9-16, [[Funny/TheSimpsonsSeasons9To16 go here]].

To find examples related to seasons 17-24, [[Funny/TheSimpsonsSeasons17To24 go here]].

To find examples related to seasons 25 and beyond, [[Funny/TheSimpsonsSeasons25AndBeyond go here]].

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[[caption-width-right:332:[[TrueArtIsAngsty Art as a way to express inner frustrations]].]]

'''Note to TV Tropes Editors editing the subpages''': ''The Simpsons'' has over 500 total episodes, so in an effort to make the subpages look more organized, try to name the episode each individual funny moment was from (including the random entries below the folders) and place it into the correct season folder. If there is confusion about what episode was in a certain season, open [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes this page]] in a separate tab or window for use as a reference.

'''Note to TV Tropes Editors editing the subpages''': ''The Simpsons'' has over 500 total episodes, so in an effort to make the subpages look more organized, try to name the episode each individual funny moment was from (including the random entries below the folders) and place it into the correct season folder. If there is confusion about what episode was in a certain season, open this '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes page]]''' in a separate tab or window for use as a reference.

'''Note to TV Tropes Editors editing the subpages''': ''The Simpsons'' has over 500 total episodes, so in an effort to make the subpages look more organized, try to name the episode each individual "FUNNY MOMENT" was from (including the random entries below the folders) and place it into the correct season folder. If there is confusion about what episode was in a certain season, open this '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes page]]''' in a separate tab or window for use as a reference.

NOTE TO TV TROPE EDITORS EDITING THIS PAGE: ''The Simpsons'' has over 500 total episodes so in an effort to make this page look more organized, try to name the episode each individual "FUNNY MOMENT" was from (including the random entries below the folders) and place it into the correct season folder. If there is confusion about what episode was in a certain season, open this '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes PAGE]]''' in a separate tab or window for use as a reference.

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[[folder:Season 1]]
!!!1 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
* Homer answers the phone.
-->'''Homer:''' Y'ello?
-->'''Patty:''' Marge please.
-->'''Homer:''' Who is this?
-->'''Patty:''' Can I speak to Marge?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(irritated)'' This is one of her sisters, isn't it?
-->'''Patty:''' Is Marge there?
-->'''Homer:''' ''Who'' shall I ''say'' is ''calling?''
-->''(long pause)''
-->'''Patty:''' Marge please.
* Bart steps into a tattoo parlor.
-->'''Bart:''' One "Mother," please.
-->'''Tattoo Artist:''' Wait a minute, how old are you?
-->'''Bart:''' [[BlatantLies 21, sir.]]
-->'''Tattoo Artist:''' Get in the chair.

!!!2 - Bart the Genius
* This.
-->'''Teacher:''' You know what happens when you mix acids with bases, don't you?
-->'''Bart:''' Of course I do.
--> '''*KABOOM*'''
* After Bart confesses to Homer, Homer switches and chases [[NakedPeopleAreFunny a naked Bart]] to his room, leading to Homer angrily beating on the door and this simple gem of a dialogue.
-->'''Marge:''' What's going on with those two?
-->'''Lisa:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I think Bart's stupid again]].

!!!3 - Homer's Odyssey
!!!4 - There's No Disgrace Like Home
* Marge singing "Hey brother, Pour the Wine" at the company picnic.
* The visit to Dr. Marvin Monroe. ("My finger slipped. *bzzt* AAAH!" "So did mine!") At the height of it, they burden the energy grid, causing all the lights in the city block to flicker.

!!!5 - Bart the General
* Abe tells Bart to stand up for himself when Nelson bullies him, only for Jasper to walk through and take his newspaper despite his protests.
* Any scene with Herman, the one-armed military antiques store owner.

!!!6 - Moaning Lisa
* Homer and Bart play a video boxing game:
-->'''Homer:''' Come on, come on, let's go.
-->'''Bart:''' ''(as announcer)'' In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of the town, Battling Bart Simpson! And in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats... oh, correction, ''humiliating'' defeats, all of them by knock-out...
-->'''Homer:''' Must you do this every time...
-->'''Bart:''' Homer "the Human Punching Bag" Simpson!

!!!7 - The Call of the Simpsons
* Homer setting a trap for a rabbit, which flings it far into the distance. Animal abuse has never been funnier.
* Homer as Bigfoot.

!!!8 - The Telltale Head
* Homer listening to a football game on a Walkman and the broadcast somehow synching up with Reverend Lovejoy's sermon.
!!!9 - Life on the Fast Lane
* Homer being so depressed, he doesn't even react to getting hit in the head.
-->'''Bart:''' Dad, you didn't even say, "Ouch!"
-->'''Homer:''' Oh sorry. Ouch.

!!!10 - Homer's Night Out
* Homer about to strangle Bart after finding out he was the one who took the picture of him dancing with Princess Kashmir, but getting stopped by Marge, who strangles Homer for dancing with the stripper in the first place.
-->'''Homer:''' Why you little...
-->'''Marge:''' Why you big...''(to Bart)'': Bart, go to your room!

!!!11 - The Crepes of Wrath
* Homer miraculously recovering from his back injury when Bart agrees to go to France on foreign exchange.
* Homer's final promise to Albanian exchange student/spy Adil has humor in it: as Adil is being loaded onto the plane to be deported, Homer tearfully promises to send him "those civil defense plans you wanted!".

!!!12 - Krusty Gets Busted
* Krusty's on-air heart attack.
* An old clip of Sideshow Bob smothering a pie in Krusty's face and Krusty decking him in response.
!!!13 - Some Enchanted Evening
* "Leave Homer?!" "Don't use his name!" "Leave Pedro?!"
* The entire Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Babysitting Service scene. Marge calls but the family is blacklisted from there because the kids are hellians. Homer calls back using the fake name "Sampson" just for the receptionist to badmouth TheSimpsons, referring to Homer as the big ape father. Homer's facial expressions are hysterical.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 2]]
!!!14 - Bart Gets an "F"
* Bart's moment of disgust after celebrating the fact that he passed his history test.
-->'''Bart:''' I passed, I passed, I... KISSED THE TEACHER! ''(spitting in disgust)''

!!!15 - Simpson and Delilah
!!!16 - Treehouse of Horror
* Bad Dream House
-->'''Ominous voice:''' They are all against you, Bart... You must kill them all... They all must die!\\
'''Bart:''' Are you my conscience?\\
'''Ominous voice:''' I- ''Yes'', I am...

-->'''Homer:''' ''(Calling the estate agent)'' Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! ... NO YOU DIDN'T! ... Well, that's not ''my'' recollection ... Yeah? Well, all right, goodbye! ''(hangs up)'' He said he mentioned it five or six times.
!!!17 - Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
* The song on Mr. Burns' campaign commercial: "Only a moron wouldn't count his vote/For Monty Burns!"
!!!18 - Dancin' Homer
* After Mr. Burns throws the first pitch in the baseball game, Homer and Bart heckle him.
-->'''Bart:''' Hey, you throw like my sister, man!
-->'''Lisa:''' Yeah, you throw like me!
!!!19 - Dead Putting Society
* Homer is so confident that Bart will win the miniature golf tournament that he places a written wager with Flanders, involving the loser's father mowing the winner's lawn in a dress. At Flanders' insistence, Marge changes the loser part to say "the father of the boy who doesn't win". After Bart and Todd agree to a draw, Homer's plan backfires, and both dads have to get mowing. Lisa comments that she's going to need therapy in the future. Ned enjoys it, as it reminds him of his fraternity days. Homer can be heard muttering words of lament as the episode ends.
!!!20 - Bart vs. Thanksgiving
* Bart passing out in the gutter after donating blood on the bad side of town (and using Homer's driver's license to get away with it).
!!!21 - Bart the Daredevil
* The ending. Homer has just fallen down Springfield Gorge, hits his head repeatedly on the way up and put onto on a stretcher on an ambulance. Next second, the ambulance hits a tree, Homer rolls out of the ambulance and falls back down the gorge. It is an iconic moment and one of the funniest in Simpsons' history.
** Even better: years later, in TheMovie, they go back to that location in the climax ''and the ambulance is still there''.
* The short scene immediately after that with Homer in the hospital bed next to daredevil Lance Murdock has one of the best lines in the show's history.
--->'''Homer:''' You think you've got guts, try raising my kids.
** Also of note from the episode is Lance Murdock's failed stunt. He successfully jumps over a large tank of water full of sharks, electric eels, pirhanas, aligators and lions but as he rests his bike at the top of the landing ramp and waves to the crowd he falls in. Then he tried to climb over the side, almost makes it and is pulled back in by the lion.

!!!22 - Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
!!!23 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
!!!24 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
!!!25 - The Way We Was
* Bart pretending to gag and choke after Homer and Marge's heart-warming ending.
* Teenaged Homer telling teenaged Barney that he doesn't need English class because he's never going to go to England (funnier still when you realize that Homer ''would'' end up in England on the season 15 episode "The Regina Monologues")
!!!26 - Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
!!!27 - Principal Charming
* Bart's "Homer Sexual" prank call.
!!!28 - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
* Bart's "Bastard, bastard" song after trying to defend the use of the word (Bart ''was'' using it right in describing Herbert Powell, as Herbert was the product of a one-night stand between Grampa Simpson and [[SonOfAWhore a dunk-tank carny who had sex with men for money]])
!!!29 - Bart's Dog Gets an "F"
!!!30 - Old Money
!!!31 - Brush with Greatness
* Homer getting stuck on the water slide at Mount Splashmore, along with the news broadcasts about Homer's weight.
** Also, Homer's swim trunks have a smiley face across the seat, but when he pulls them on, the smiley face turns to a frowny face.
!!!32 - Lisa's Substitute
!!!33 - The War of the Simpsons
* Grampa tricking the kids into cleaning the house by crying over being a bad babysitter.
* Bart's flashback of how he scared off his first babysitter -- by using CarFu against her.
!!!34 - Three Men and a Comic Book
!!!35 - Blood Feud
* When Homer is posing as Mr. Burns at the Post Office to reclaim a very insulting letter he wrote to him earlier.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(using fake voice [[hottip:*:[[FridgeBrilliance Which is totally unnecessary]])'' Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
-->'''Clerk:''' OK, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(still using fake voice) [[{{Beat}} ...]]I don't know!
-->''(cut to Homer and Bart outside the Post Office)''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Great plan, Bart.
* This comment from Mr. Burns, after reading Homer's letter:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... Oh, what the hell, [[JustShootHim I'll just crush him like an ant]].
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[[folder:Season 3]]
!!!36 - Stark Raving Dad
* The mental patient who thinks he's MichaelJackson (with the real MichaelJackson providing his speaking voice; Kipp Lennon did his singing voice on the "Lisa It's Your Birthday" sequence), had the show on the cusp of its arguable golden age with gags such as this phone call to Bart, who is understandably incredulous that the person on the other end is Jackson:
-->'''"Michael":''' It's true. I'm with your father in a mental institution.
-->'''Bart:''' Uh-huh. And is Elvis with you?
-->'''"Michael":''' He could be. It's a big hospital.
* This bit:
-->'''Bart:''' Mom, Dad's in a mental hospital!
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, dear. Mother was right.
* Another "this bit:"
-->'''Homer:''' ''(On The phone with Bart)'' Boy! When I get home I'm gonna wrap my hands around your neck and... ''(Sees asylum doctors looking at him questioningly)'' ...and smother you with kisses.
-->'''Bart''': Geez, Dad, whatever they have you on, cut the dose.
* When Marge is trying to convince one of the hospital doctors to release Homer:
-->'''Marge''': If you'd just talk to my husband for five minutes without mentioning our son, Bart, you'd realize how sane he is.
-->'''Doctor''': You mean there really ''is'' a Bart?! Good Lord!

!!!37 - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
* The airplane scene, when Bart is moved to the cockpit:
-->'''Pilot:''' The controls on the plane are similar to the ones on your bicycle. So, do you wanna see where we hang up our coats?
-->'''Bart:''' No thanks. I'd rather just push this button.
-->'''Pilot:''' No! ''(Bart pushes it, oxygen masks fall out of compartments over passengers)''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(Screams)'' We're all gonna die! ''(Passengers scream as the plane lands)''
* The Simpsons touring Washington D.C.:
** Visiting the Smithsonian:
-->'''Homer:''' ''(On a balcony seeing money being pressed)'' Oh, money... ''(Drools)''
-->'''Worker:''' ''(Homer's drool lands on his head.)'' Hey! Watch it, chief!
** The IRS:
-->'''Marge:''' Oh look, Homer! It's the IRS.
-->'''Homer:''' BOOO!
-->'''IRS agent:''' ''(Peeks out of window)'' Oh, boo yourself.
** The National Air and Space Museum:
-->'''Bart:''' ''(Inside the cockpit of an airplane, pretending to fly it and making sound effects.)''
-->'''Homer:''' Bart! Get out of the ''Spirit of St. Louis!''
-->'''Bart:''' ''(Ignores him, continues to make sound effects.)''

!!!38 - When Flanders Failed
* Bart trying to fight back against Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney when the trio are harassing Lisa. The trouble is, Bart skipped out on all of his karate lessons and only knows how to do "The Touch of Death" from playing video games.
!!!39 - Bart the Murderer
* Fat Tony "explains" to Bart how hijacking a truckload of cigarettes isn't wrong.
-->'''Bart:''' Are you guys crooks?
-->'''Fat Tony:''' Say Bart, is it wrong for a man to steal a loaf of bread to feed his starving family?
-->'''Bart:''' No.
-->'''Fat Tony:''' Suppose you have a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
-->'''Bart:''' Uh-huh.
-->'''Fat Tony:''' And say your family don't like bread, they like... cigarettes.
-->'''Bart:''' I guess that's OK.
-->'''Fat Tony:''' And what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
-->'''Bart:''' ...Hell no!
-->'''Fat Tony:''' Enjoy your present.

!!!40 - Homer Defined
* As the plant is about to catastrophically melt down, Mr. Burns is putting on an advanced radiation suit while Smithers stands by.
-->'''Smithers:''' Sir, where's ''my'' radiation suit?
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(annoyed)'' Oh, how the ''hell'' should I know?
** The suit is clearly labelled "Smithers" by the way.
* Also, this moment only seconds away from the meltdown:
-->'''Smithers:''' There may never be another chance to say: I love you, sir."
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, hot ''dog''. Thanks for making my last moments on Earth socially awkward.

!!!41 - Like Father, Like Clown
* This exchange:
-->'''Lisa:''' We've come to talk to you about your son.\\
'''Rabbi Krustofski:''' '''''I have no son!''' [slams the door]''\\
'''Bart:''' Rats. We came all this way and it's the wrong guy.\\
'''Rabbi Krustofski:''' ''[opens door]'' I didn't mean that literally! ''[slams door again]''
!!!42 - Treehouse of Horror II
* Jimbo and Kearney threatening to egg Homer's house if Homer doesn't give them any candy -- and they still egg the house just because they're pricks.
* The Bart Zone:
-->'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Well, class, the course of history has been changed once again, in accordance with the answers on Bart Simpon's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by some guy, and our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland.

-->'''Krusty:''' Well, we're still on. Three hundred and forty-six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who... who WON'T LET ME STOP!! Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal, over-the-counter ''wake-up'' drugs of his!!
** "Oh, good! The curtains are on fire!"
** "The ball is turning into a fat, bald man! And it's no good!"
* In the third segment, Homer gets a job as a grave digger... on the night that Mr. Burns and Smithers are searching for a brain to implant into their new robot.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Hello! An open grave! Smithers, get him out quickly; the stench is overpowering.
-->'''Smithers:''' Uh, sir? That's Homer Simpson... ''(scoff)'' he wasn't exactly a "model employee."
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Well, who ''is'' a model...''(EvilEye)'' employee?
-->''(Smithers' head vanishes, replaced with just a floating brain wearing glasses)''
-->'''Smithers:''' ''(panicking)'' Simpson will do just fine, sir!
-->''(Smithers is dragging the bag with Homer in it over rocks, etc., making him moan in pain.)''
-->'''Smithers:''' Did you hear that, sir?
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' No, I didn't. Who is it? Frankenstein? The booger man?!
-->'''Smithers:''' It's the man in the bag, sir; I think he's alive!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(walks over to the bag, wielding a shovel)'' Bad corpse! ''(thwack)'' Bad corpse! ''(thwack)'' [[PunctuatedPounding Stop!]] ''(thwack)'' [[PunctuatedPounding Scaring!]] ''(thwack)'' [[PunctuatedPounding Smithers!]] ''(Homer whimpers inside the bag)'' Satisfied?
-->'''Smithers:''' Thank you, sir.
** Mr. Burns is removing Homer's brain from his head so it can be placed into the robot.
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' Smithers hand me that ice cream scoop.
--->'''Smithers:''' Ice cream scoop?
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' Damn it, Smithers! This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!
** "Well, now that I've saved the world maybe I oughta spruce-up the ol' homestead!"
** "Look at me! I'm Davy Crockett!"
** [[MundaneMadeAwesome "AHH! He's got a board... with a nail in it!"]]

!!!43 - Lisa's Pony
* Bart's "Boy of 1000 Voices" act at the talent show, which makes him the boy with 1000 days[[hottip:*:That's roughly 2 years and seven months]] detention.
* Bart mocking Homer's effeminate tea-party mannerisms while Homer is playing with Lisa, and the two getting chased down by Homer.
!!!44 - Saturdays of Thunder
* Martin crashing into the wall and catching fire during the soap box derby race.
* Barney getting pepper-sprayed after asking Patty and Selma if either of them is Mary Tyler Moore.
* Nelson being told not to smoke in the pit area and Nelson putting the cigarette out on his tongue.
!!!45 - Flaming Moe's
* The Flaming Moe song:
--> When the weight of the world has got you down
--> And you want to end your life
--> Bills to pay, a dead end job
--> And problems with your wife
--> Well don't throw in the towel cause there's
--> A place right down the block
--> Where you can drink your miseries away
--> At Flaming Moes (lets all go Flaming Moes)
--> Where Liquor in a mug
--> Can can warm you like a hug
--> And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
--> Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
** Also:
--->'''Marge:''' Maybe you could take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
--->'''Homer:''' Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I am the magical man from happy land! In a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaaaane! ''(storms out, sticks his head back in)'' Oh, by the way, [[CaptainObvious I was being sarcastic]]!
--->'''Marge:''' Well, ''duh''.

!!!46 - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
* Homer's DreamSequence in "The Land of Chocolate" is an absolute classic. Just the sheer childlike joy he radiates as he munches on everything in sight (including a chocolate Scottish terrier) is enough to induce helpless giggling.
* Mr. Burns' reaction to the amount of money he'll get by selling the plant.
!!!47 - I Married Marge
* This absolute classic joke as Homer and Marge leave the cinema after seeing [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]].
-->'''Homer:''' Wow, what an ending! Who would have ever guessed that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
--> ''[Everyon in line starts complaining]''
-->'''Man Waiting To See The Film:''' Thanks a lot, Mr Blow-The-Movie-For-Me!
* Bart's first act of random destruction - Setting Homer's tie on fire.
--> '''Homer:''' WHY YOU LITTLE-- He did that on purpose!
--> '''Marge:''' Homer, how could he? He's only ten minutes old!
* Dr Hibbert's horrified reaction upon learning Homer's now a nuclear technician.
* Homer yelling, "D'oh!" (and a man in traction sharing in his pain) after Dr. Hibbert implies that Marge is pregnant.

!!!48 - Radio Bart
* Bart sticking a "Property of Bart Simpson" label on Homer's butt after Homer tells Bart not to use the microphone/radio set for pranks. A very nice visual stealth pun of the phrase, "Your ass is mine" (or "...belongs to me.")
!!!49 - Lisa the Greek
!!!50 - Homer Alone
* Homer getting attacked by Santa's Little Helper while trying to cheer Maggie up with a puppet show.
* Lisa's "Wish I thought of that" after seeing Maggie clutch to the door upon learning that she will be staying with Patty and Selma while Marge is on vacation.
!!!51 - Bart the Lover
* Homer's contributions to the Swear Jar; every time he swears, he has to put in a quarter. This starts a montage of scenes in which he can't control his swearing:
-->''(In church, Homer blindly puts money into a collection plate)''
-->'''Bart:''' Homer, that was a twenty!
-->'''Homer:''' ''([[{{Beat}} pause]])'' DA--!
-->''(JumpCut to him dropping two coins into the jar.)''
-->''(While bowling, the last pin fails to fall over)''
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, you son of a--!
-->''(JumpCut to him dropping more change into the jar.)''
-->''(Homer sees Ned Flanders after being suggested by Homer to shave his mustache while taking out the trash.)''
-->'''Ned:''' Hey Homer! You know, I owe you one, buddy! No sooner than I shaved off the ol' cookie-duster that a lady cast me in a commercial! ''(checks mail)'' I tell you, the way these checks keep coming it, it's almost criminal.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(after Ned walks away)'' YOU DIRTY BAS--!
-->''(JumpCut to him dropping even more change into the jar.)''
-->''(Homer finishes building a very shoddy dog house. It doesn't have a door.)''
-->'''Homer:''' Whaddya think, Lisa?
-->'''Lisa:''' How's the dog supposed to get in?
-->'''Homer:''' Well, he just goes...''(pause)'' Awwwwww--
-->''(JumpCut to him dropping still more change into the jar.)''
-->''(Homer is asleep in a hammock. Out of nowhere, a beehive falls out and on to his stomach.)''
-->'''Homer:''' ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--''
-->''(JumpCut to a badly stung hand dropping a huge pile of change into the jar.)''
* A little later, Homer is building the doghouse and smacks his thumb with a hammer.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh. [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Fudge. That's... broken.]] ''(He turns around and steps on a nail, which goes through his foot and sticks out of the top of his shoe.)'' Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to... '''KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!''' ''(He does.)''
* As for the main story: when the whole family is composing a letter to Ms. Krabappel explaining why "Woodrow" (a fake man Bart made up to screw with her after he saw her personal ad) can't see her again, the family come up with a lot of rejected ideas. Bart's and Homer's are the funniest ones, from Bart suggesting that "crocodiles bit off my face," to Homer repeatedly pitching "Three simple words: I am gay."

!!!52 - Homer at the Bat
* Barney's [[CavemenVsAstronautsDebate argument]] with Wade Boggs:
-->'''Barney:''' And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_John_Temple,_3rd_Viscount_Palmerston Lord Palmerston!]]
-->'''Wade Boggs:''' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Pitt,_1st_Earl_of_Chatham Pitt the Elder!]]
-->'''Barney:''' LORD PALMERSTON!
-->'''Boggs: ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PITT! THE! ELDER!]]'''''
-->'''Barney:''' Okay, you asked for it, Boggs! ''(he punches out Boggs)''
-->'''Moe:''' Yeah, that's showin' 'im, Barn! 'Pitt the Elder'...
-->'''Barney: LORD PALMERSTON!''' ''(he punches out Moe)''
* The mishaps of each of the professional players, especially the fate of Ozzie Smith.
-->'''Ozzie Smith:''' ''(while falling into oblivion)'' ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--''[[MundaneFantastic Cool!]]''--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!''
* Homer winning the game for his team [[spoiler:by getting hit in the head with the baseball]] is funny enough, but then the team's victory photo (which closes out the episode) is even funnier. [[spoiler:We see the professional players all reflecting their predicaments (like Ozzie Smith as a ghost, and Ken Griffey Jr. and his gigantism), and an unconscious Homer lying down face-first.]]

!!!53 - Separate Vocations
!!!54 - Dog of Death
* This conversation between Mr. Burns and Smithers:
-->'''Smithers:''' People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Nonsense, dogs are idiots. Think about it Smithers, if I came into your room and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
-->'''Smithers:''' Umm...if you did it, sir?
** Read more: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/characters/waylon-smithers/page-5.html#ixzz1dbwWIOLG
* Homer and Marge discussing Kent Brockman:
-->'''Homer:''' Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
-->'''Marge:''' What's that?
-->''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''
-->'''Homer:''' A dinosaur.

!!!55 - Colonel Homer
!!!56 - Black Widower
* Sideshow Bob's "review" of MacGyver: "No, Selma, *this* is lying: 'Well, that was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch!'" The withering sarcasm of KelseyGrammer and the hilarious poses Bob goes through make for a great combination.
* Bob can't resist taking a shot at Krusty after winning the "Best Children's TV Sidekick" Emmy while still in prison, and Krusty gives it right back to him: "This is one more Emmy than *you'll* ever win, you bantering jack-in-the-box!" "[[PrisonRape Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob]]!" "No-talent shill!" "Second banana!" "Panderer!" "Bore!" Then Bob has to be restrained and sedated by the guards.
* When Bob is describing how the overcrowded prison cells reduced him and the other cons to mere animals, cut to Bob in one such cell.
-->'''Bob:''' Who took my chapstick?
-->'''Offscreen voice:''' Oh sorry. Here. ''(Hands it back)''
-->'''Bob:''' ''I don't want it.''
!!!57 - The Otto Show
* The entire first half with [[ThisIsSpinalTap Spinal Tap]]. "We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!"
* Otto's mad drive to school after his impromptu concert (including crashing into Spinal Tap's bus, none of the police officers bothering to get the license number of the bus as it crashed through a police picnic, and all the bystanders rushing to pay phones after seeing the "How Am I Driving?" bumper sticker on the detached bumper), followed by his explaining to Principal Skinner and the cops that he doesn't have a license or wear his own underwear.
* Otto mistaking Marge's sister Patty for a male-to-female transsexual ("Have you always been a chick? I-I don't want to offend you, but you ''were'' born a man, weren't you? You can tell me. I'm open-minded.") and Patty quickly discarding the green pen for correct answers.
* Otto studying for his driver's test.
-->'''Otto:''' "Alcohol increases your ability to drive." ''(flips to answer key)'' False?! Oh, man!
* Patty telling Otto that he "...failed every segment [of his driver's test], [[EpicFail and misspelled 'bus' on your application]]."

!!!58 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love
* The "Homer Sez: Increase Your Wordiness" still, featuring Homer-esque definitions for words he used in the subplot where Marge tries to order him a subliminal weight-loss tape, but the company sends him a vocabulary builder tape.
* The ImagineSpot of Homer's funeral, in which Homer had to be buried in a piano crate because of how obese he is. The crate ends up crushing everyone mourning his loss.
* The entire ''RaidersOfTheLostArk'' parody at the beginning, complete with Homer acting out the roles of both the giant boulder and the natives from the beginning of the film.
!!!59 - Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
* This exchange between Homer and Herb:
-->'''Homer:''' I can't believe we blew 2,000 bucks on this, when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks!
-->'''Herb:''' Homer, could you stop thinking about your ass?!
-->'''Homer:''' I try, but I can't...
* And when Herb first arrived:
-->'''Herb:''' What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me. But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?
-->''(Homer opens the door.)''
-->'''Homer:''' Herb? ''(Herb punches Homer.)''
* A little bit later:
-->'''Herb:''' Sorry, Homer, but I'm still mad at you. Every word you say makes me want to punch you in the face!
-->'''Homer:''' Well, while you're a guest in my house could you just kick me in the butt?
-->'''Herb:''' I'll try, but I'm not making any promises!
* Herb goes bankrupt in a game of Monopoly. Homer pokes fun at him about it and gets punched in the face for his troubles.
* And at the end:
-->'''Herb:''' And Maggie, the one who helped me reclaim my fortune, I'll give you anything your heart desires.
-->'''Maggie:''' (Baby gibbersh)
-->'''Translator:''' I want what the dog's eating. ''(Cut to a shot of Santa's Little Helper eating from his dish.)''
-->'''Homer:''' D'oh!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 4]]
!!!60 - Kamp Krusty
* Bart's dream, mostly due to how unlikely it is to happen, especially Skinner telling everyone to tear down the school to School's Out by AliceCooper.
* The "Kamp Krusty" theme montage, featuring a frog leaping from Lisa's bowl of gruel, Bart falling into a ditch while trying to catch a pop fly, and a random kid at the camp infirmary getting cigarette smoke blown in his face by the nurse (who just used his cast to light the match)
* Bart and Lisa talking to their parents before leaving on the bus for camp:
-->'''Bart:''' Don't look in my closet, in fact, stay out of my room altogether.
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(yelling from the bus)'' If the pets die, don't replace them, I'll know!
** '''Lisa:''' ''(writing letter to home)'' I no longer fear hell, for I have been to Kamp Krusty.
* Same ep:
-->'''Lisa:''' Bart, I think we're going to die.
-->'''Bart:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' We're all gonna die Lis.
-->'''Lisa:''' I meant ''soon''!
-->'''Bart:''' ''(sadly)'' So did I.
* Homer and Marge hearing of the hostile takeover of Kamp Krusty on the news. When they see Bart has become the ringleader, Homer (who had spent the entire summer completely stress-free and had gotten into notably better shape) yells out, "D'OH!", and immediately, his newly grown hair falls from his head, and his gut expands to his pre-summer shape.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaJNf8RS5ZM How Krusty reacted to Bart's grievances]]:
-->'''Bart:''' Krusty, this camp was a nighmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
-->'''Krusty:''' ''Oh my god!'' ''(breaks down sobbing)''
-->'''Bart:''' ...actually, the bear just ate his hat.
-->'''Krusty:''' ''(collected)'' Was it a nice hat?
-->'''Bart:''' Oh yeah.
-->'''Krusty:''' ''Oh my god!'' ''(breaks down sobbing)''
* The tyrannical Mr. Black has a few:
-->'''Mr. Black:''' ''(toasting)'' gentleman, to evil!

!!!61 - A Streetcar Named Marge
* Marge going crazy and almost knocking Ned over after being fueled by Homer being a boorish jerk to Marge.
* Jon Lovitz's entire performance as Llewelyn Sinclair, but especially his powerhouse introduction: "The review-'Play Enjoyed By ALL'-speaks for itself!"

!!!62 - Homer the Heretic
* The Flanders family convincing Homer to return to church, and end up stalking him while singing "God Said To Noah," which ends up being an action-movie-style car chase that ends with Homer on a garbage barge.
--> '''Maude''': Drive faster, Neddy! \\
'''Ned''': I can't! It's Geo!
* Flanders telling Homer that he saved him from the house fire because Homer would have done the same for him. Homer then imagines himself lazing in a hammock and laughing at Flanders as he yells for help from his flaming house.
* Flanders dragging an unconscious Homer upstairs away from the flames and tossing him out the window onto a perfectly positioned mattress below-only to have Homer bounce right off the mattress and back into the house.
* Flanders' house briefly catching fire (with Homer pointing out that Flanders is a regular Joe Church and God is letting his house burn), only for a rain storm to put out the flames.
* While skipping church, he pours pancake batter, caramels and liquid smoke into a waffle iron, ''wraps it around a stick of butter'', and '''eats it like a burrito'''.
--> "Mmmm, fattening..."

!!!63 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
* When Lisa finally gets crowned Little Miss Springfield (after the actual winner gets struck by lightning), a new wax figure is created in the Springfield Wax Museum. The problem is the curators just stuck Lisa's head on a wax statue of Dr. Ruth. The funny part is that Dr. Ruth's head now resides in the Chamber of Horrors next to Mr. T and RonaldReagan.
* During the beginning sequence with the school carnival, there were a couple of funny moments:
** Groundskeeper Willie trying to sell haggis from his stand (which looks like it's nowhere near the school carnival).
** A part that's usually cut in American (U.S.) syndication where Otto cranks up the speed on a Rocket Spinner ride and the car flies off and crashes into the school. Otto then tells Bart that he's going to Mexico until this blows over and is chased by an angry mob.
** Another scene lost to syndication: Milhouse goes into a crappily-built haunted house that turns out to be a shed with the three bullies (Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney) standing under a bare lightbulb, getting ready to beat Milhouse up. When Milhouse steps out, Bart steps in, thinking that it's a regular haunted house.
!!!64 - Treehouse of Horror III
* From the first segment "Clown Without Pity":
--->'''Homer:''' Marge! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_pqnsKWlpc&feature=plcp Homer is buying the cursed doll:]]
--->'''Shop keeper:''' Take this object. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.
--->'''Homer:''' Oh, that's bad.
--->'''Shop keeper:''' But it comes with a free frogurt!
--->'''Homer:''' That's good!
--->'''Shop keeper:''' The frogurt is also cursed.
--->'''Homer:''' Oh, that's bad.
--->'''Shop keeper:''' But you get your choice of topping!
--->'''Homer:''' That's good!
--->'''Shop keeper:''' The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
--->'''Homer:''' *stares blankly*
--->'''Shop keeper:''' That's bad.
--->'''Homer:''' Can I go now?
** Also from that segment, the doll attempts to kill Homer while in the tub and Homer runs, screaming and naked through the kitchen, where his wife and his sisters-in-law are having lunch.
--->'''Patty:''' There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
** The revelation that [[spoiler: the Krusty doll is evil because of a switch on its back and not because of a horrible curse]].
** The Krusty doll becoming Homer's slave.
** The Krusty doll advancing on Homer, laughing evilly but then stops and sees his pull cord has run out. He motions for Homer to pull it back out. Homer does.
* From the second segment [[Film/KingKong "King Homer"]]:
** Smithers had just knocked out Homer with a gas bomb:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Excellent work, Smithers! When we get back, I'm giving you a raise! ''(King Homer eats Smithers;{{Beat}})'' ...Oh, well.
* Mr. Burns singing "I was strolling through the gas one day..." after trying to throw a gas bomb, only to lob it near his feet.
** After King Homer falls three stories:
--->'''Marge:''' He's not dead!
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building. After that, he couldn't even get arrested in this town.
** After King Homer has broken free and started his rampage.
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' I'm dreading the reviews, I can tell you that.
--->'''Marge:''' ''(sees Homer outside)'' Oh hi, Homie!
** King Homer eating Shirley Temple during her performance of ''On The Good Ship Lollipop''
* From the third segment "Dial 'Z' for Zombie":
** The zombies have risen from the grave so Bart and Lisa urgently tell Homer:
--->'''Bart & Lisa:''' Dad, dad we've done something terrible!
--->'''Homer:''' Did you crash the car?
--->'''Bart & Lisa:''' No.
--->'''Homer:''' Did you raise the dead?
--->'''Bart & Lisa:''' Yes.
--->'''Homer:''' But the car's OK?
--->'''Bart & Lisa:''' Uh-huh.
--->'''Homer:''' All right, then.
** Also this moment, which is said to be Matt Groening's favorite line:
--->'''Bart:''' Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
--->'''Homer:''' He was a zombie?

!!!65 - Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV5xChVKFmQ Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole.]]
* Homer's advice to Bart about how to get out of jury duty: "The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
* Marge's ImagineSpot of Bart as a fat, sleazy male stripper who gets booed at by his "adoring" female fans and lies moaning under the garish disco lights after someone hurls a bottle at his head.
* Homer threatening to put Grampa in the "crooked home [he] saw on ''60 Minutes''" if he doesn't start making sense ([[FridgeHorror though some episodes do depict the Springfield Retirement Castle as a crooked assisted living home like the ones Homer saw on "60 Minutes"]], especially with Homer's line about the nurses stealing Grampa's money and "the thing" on Grampa's neck getting bigger)
* Grampa trying to get his friend Jasper's teeth out of the glass (in the aftermath of Bart breaking Grampa's teeth) while he sleeps and Jasper waking up and drawing a gun on him ("Well, well, if it isn't the Tooth Fairy!")

!!!66 - Marge Gets a Job
* Bart falling out his bedroom window after Homer tells Marge that the sinking foundation isn't that big of a problem in their house.
* Bart setting up the house (whose foundation is sinking) as a sideshow called The Slanty Shanty, especially when he introduces Homer as "Cue Ball: The Man Who No Hair."

!!!67 - New Kid on the Block
* Laura mind-screwing Dolph and Kearney by implying that they're gay
-->'''Kearney''': Hey, baby, how 'bout puttin' your finger in ''my'' ear?
-->'''Laura''': Well, I don't know. Your ''boyfriend'' looks like the jealous type.
-->'''Kearney''': Hey, what the...?!
-->'''Dolph''': That chick's messin' with our minds!
-->'''Kearney''': Let's get outta here!
* Homer ordering a pizza turning his trial against not getting his fill at The Frying Dutchman's "All You Can Eat Buffet."
* A random man's line, "I heard they shaved a gorilla" in reference to Homer when Homer is put to work as a sideshow freak (Bottomless Pete: The Man Who Can't Stop Eating, a.k.a. Nature's Cruelest Mistake) for the Frying Dutchman.

!!!68 - Mr. Plow
* This exchange during Homer's commercial:
-->'''Homer:''' ''(smiling)'' My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage!
-->'''Bart:''' You ''are'' fully licensed and bonded by the city, aren't you Mr. Plow?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(stops smiling, talks out of the corner of his mouth)'' ''Shut up, boy.''
-->''(Homer growls angrily at Bart as they watch the commercial on TV)''
-->'''Homer:''' So, ''(cue jingle)'' Call Mr. Plow. That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.
** [[BitingTheHandHumor "It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV."]]
* When Homer's going out to rescue Barney:
-->'''Homer:''' Don't worry, this baby's as surefooted as a mountain goat. ''(Cut to nearby mountain goat, which slips off a cliff repeatedly)''
* Homer's hair-raising trip across a rickety wooden bridge, during which he sees a full suspension bridge a short distance away that he could have used.
* The wind blowing off Barney's diaper, and him running after it.
* Homer and customer
-->'''Woman:''' Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
-->'''Homer:''' Kiss my asphalt...
* Every moment with "AdamWest!"
-->"I never needed plastic molding to improve my physique." ''(taps chest)'' "Pure West."
* Homer on the mountainside road nearly falling off only to balance his plow back on by adjusting his radio.
!!!69 - Lisa's First Word
* Homer telling baby Lisa that he opened a college fund for her at Lincoln Savings and Loan (which infamously shut down in the 1980s), followed by Homer dismissing Marge's fears that Bart will be jealous of his new baby sister with: "Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy, yellow butt!"
* Grampa Simpson revealing that he won his house during the 1950s quiz show scandal by ratting out everybody and [[KarmaHoudini getting away with it]].
* Bart's refusal to address Homer properly.
-->'''Bart:''' Homer!\\
'''Homer:''' Homer's what grownups call me. Call me Daddy.\\
'''Bart:''' Homer.\\
'''Homer:''' Daddy.\\
'''Bart:''' Homer.\\
'''Homer:''' Daddy!\\
'''Bart:''' Da-da-da... Domer! ''(chuckles)''\\
'''Homer:''' Why you little--! ''(strangles Bart)''
* Lisa follows suit, even after naming everything else correctly.
-->'''Homer:''' Can you say Daddy?\\
'''Lisa:''' Homer.\\
'''Homer:''' No, sweetie. Daddy.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Lisa:''' Homer.\\
'''Homer:''' D'oh!

!!!70 - Homer's Triple Bypass
* '''Dr. Nick:''' Call ''1800-D.O.C.T.O.R.B!'' The "B" is for Bargain!
* Dr. Nick Riviera is funny throughout the whole episode.
-->'''Dr. Nick:''' OK, bye. ''(Reporters are outside the door)'' It's such a nice day. I think I'll go out the window. ''(Jumps out the window)''
** The best part there is that he's just gotten finished reassuring Homer and when the reporters are there the first question they yell is "Where'd you hide the bodies?"
* And another one:
-->'''Dr. Nick:''' Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. [=McGreg=]! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
* When he's watching a video on how to perform a triple bypass, shortly before he has to perform that surgery on Homer: "Oh no, blood!"
* And, of course: "The kneebone's connected to the something; the something's connected to the red thing; the red thing's connected to my wristwatch... Uh oh."
* To the O.R. team before Homer's surgery: "Now remember, if something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved. You know what they say: 'One hand washes the other.' Oh, that reminds me..." (''washes hands'')
** And after that, just as Homer is falling asleep from the anesthetic:
--->'''Dr. Nick:''' What the hell is that?
* And of course this Dr. Nick bit:
-->'''P.A. system:''' Dr. Nick Riviera, paging Dr. Nick Riviera. Please report to the coroner's office immediately.
-->'''Dr. Nick:''' The coroner?! I'm so sick of that guy.
* A defining moment for Apu:
-->'''Apu:''' Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
-->'''Customer:''' Gimme some jerky.
-->'''Apu:''' Would you like some vodka with that?
-->'''Customer:''' Oh, what the hell, sure!
* The ''COPS'' opening, which featured: a suicidal man choosing to hurl himself off a building rather than come to Chief Wiggum, Chief Wiggum, [[ThoseTwoGuys Eddie, and Lou]] shooting at a mummy and Chief Wiggum throwing his gun, and these lyrics to the song ("Springfield's cops are on the take/But what do you expect/With the money we make/Whether in a car or on a horse/We don't mind using/Excessive force")
* This exchange after a mechanic tries to warm Homer about his heart:
-->'''Billy:''' Where's he going?
-->'''Mechanic:''' You remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
-->'''Billy:''' We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?!
-->'''Mechanic:''' You're a dull boy, Billy.

!!!71 - Marge vs. the Monorail[[note]]An episode scripted by ''ConanOBrien'' and arguably one of the best episodes in the series.[[/note]]
* One of Homer's lifelong dreams is mentioned here:
-->'''Homer:''' Marge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, no.
-->'''Homer:''' It's my lifelong dream!
-->'''Marge:''' Your lifelong dream was to run out on the field during a baseball game and you did it last year! Remember? ''(Marge points to a framed sports page, with a picture of Homer running onto a baseball field in the middle of a game, with the headline, "Idiot Ruins Game/Springfield Forfeits Pennant")''.
* Marge returns from North Haverbrook with someone who helped Mr. Lanley create the defective monorail in that town:
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
-->'''Homer:''' Batman?!
-->'''Marge:''' No, he's a scientist.
-->'''Homer:''' Batman's a scientist!
-->'''Marge:''' It's not Batman!
* During "The Monorail Song"...
-->'''Marge:''' But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
-->'''Bart:''' Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
** The song ends with a classic Homer blunder.
--->(Everyone finishes by shouting "Monorail" in unison, save for Homer, who leaps in front of the crowd.)
--->'''Homer:''' Mono... '''D'OH!!!!!!!'''
* '''Homer:''' "I call the big one Bitey!"
* '''Homer:''' "Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you "[=Ho-Ju=]"!
-->'''Bart:''' ...I'll get back to you on that.
* Any line spoken by or about LeonardNimoy in this episode:
-->'''Leonard:''' Well, my work here is done.
-->'''Barney:''' Whaddaya mean, "Your work is done"? You didn't do anything!
-->'''Leonard:''' Heh, heh. Didn't I? ''(beams away)''
** The grand opening ceremony for the Springfield monorail:
--->'''Mayor Quimby:''' And let me be the first to say, "Let the force be with you!"
--->'''Leonard:''' Do you even know who I am?
--->'''Mayor Quimby:''' I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
** On the out-of-control monorail:
---> '''Leonard:''' A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.
---> '''Man sitting next to Leonard:''' Does '''''anyone''''' want to switch seats?
** As the monorail goes haywire:
--->'''Krusty:''' KRUSTY WANTS OUT!!! ''(attempts to jump out of the runaway monorail)''
--->'''Leonard:''' No! ''(saves him)'' The world '''needs''' laughter.
*** Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome as Nimoy was able to save Krusty despite that Krusty was already out the monorail door.
* How could we forget Homer's ''[[TheFlintstones Flintstones]]'' theme song spoof?
-->Simpson, Homer Simpson,
-->He's the greatest guy in history!
-->From the town of Springfield,
-->He's about to hit a chestnut tree! ''(screams)''
-->''(As the first official episode guide puts it, "And he does.")''
* The scene where Homer has to find a anchor to stop the monorail.
-->''(looks at Bart, pictures him as a anchor)''
-->'''Bart:''' Think harder, Homer.
* Marge was unable to stop the monorail cause the guy she was with had to have a haircut.
* The ending.
-->'''Marge:''' And that was the only folly the people of Springfield embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50 foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.
* Lyle Lanley's monorail conducting classes
-->'''Lanley:''' Mono means one and rail means rail. That concludes our extensive three week course.
-->'''Otto:''' Hey, wait! Who gets to be conductor?
-->'''Lanley:''' I have been monitoring your progress, ''(he looks in a book with a picture of himself driving to Tahiti with lots of money)'' and this gentleman stands above the rest. ''(Does general arm sweep across room and gets ready to leave.)''
-->'''Homer:''' Who, me?
-->'''Lanley:''' Yeah, sure.
-->'''Homer:''' Woohoo!

!!!72 - Selma's Choice
* Lisa becoming the [[ShoutOut Lizard]] [[TheDoors Queen]] after drinking the water in the Duff ride.
* Also: "And I don't think George Washington will ever be the same!" (Well, no, not after Bart pulled down the robot's pants.)
* Lionel Hutz redubbing Great Aunt Gladys's video will.
-->'''Marge:''' Mr. Hutz!\\
'''Hutz:''' You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would.
* The fortuneteller mistaking truth serum for a love potion.
* Homer and Bart singing "[[TheWizardOfOZ Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead]]" after Marge objects to them singing "On Top of Spaghetti".
* Homer declaring that he's okay to go to Duff Gardens (despite being sick from eating a rotten hoagie) only for him to pass out on the floor and crawl away.
** After seeing Bart and Lisa leave with Selma to the amusement park, Homer finds the rotten hoagie on top of the garbage can.
--->'''Homer:''' [[NeverMyFault "This is all your fault!]] [[EasilyForgiven Oh, how can I stay mad at you?"]]\\
''(Marge knocks it out of his hands)''
* Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney riding off into the sunset on stolen bumper cars (though [[CriticalResearchFailure bumper cars don't work unless they're attached to the electric ceiling]] and in an earlier scene, the three bullies were arrested in a Duff Gardens commercial).

!!!73 - Brother from the Same Planet
* Krusty's disastrous hosting stint on ''Tuesday Night Live'', especially funny considering that some of the early ''Simpsons'' writers (Jon Vitti, George Meyer, Conan O'Brien, and John Swartzwelder, especially) were ''SNL'' writers in the mid-1980s (making the whole joke a mix between AffectionateParody and a TakeThat against the direction ''SNL'' was going back in the early 1990s).
* The nun screaming, "This isn't funny!" as she gets blown away in the storm and explodes.
* Homer running naked out of the host after realizing he forgot to pick up Bart from soccer practice.
* Homer ad-libbing constellation names while he and Pepi look at the stars, nearly referring to them all as some sort of cowboys.
* The "I.P. Freely" gag during the news cast about Tom and Homer's brawl.
* During the aforementioned fight, Homer attempts to tackle Tom right into a China Shop to beat on him some more. However, Tom calmly walks out of the store and we see Homer was recklessly breaking glassware instead of beating up his opponent.

!!!74 - I Love Lisa
* YMMV, but they show Lisa's blowing off of Ralph in a pretty funny way:
---> '''Bart''': Watch this, Lis! You can actually pinpoint the ''second'' when his heart rips in half. (Ralph's face contorts frame by frame, stopping on gritted teeth) aaaand...now.
* During the Presidents' Day play, Milhouse plays AbrahamLincoln, while Bart is John Wilkes Booth. The play's version of the assassination boils down to a mock fight and Bart as TheAhnold - leaving everyone in the audience silent and gaping. Well, almost everyone.
-->'''Homer:''' C'mon, boy! Finish him off!
** "You're next, Chester A. Arthur!" (Miss Hoover grabs hold to Bart) "Unhand me, Yankee!"
* Chief Wiggum's story of how he got tickets for Krusty's show - bumping into him at a porno movie and the clown mistakenly thinking it was a bust.
-->'''Lisa:''' That story's not appropriate for children.
-->'''Wiggum:''' Really? I keep my pants on in this version.
* Principal Skinner, while broadcasting over the intercom about Bart's latest prank, suddenly having a Vietnam flashback about one of his friends getting gunned down after making a Valentine for his girlfriend.
-->'''Skinner:''' (over the intercom) JOHNNY!!!
-->'''Bart:''' Cool, I broke his brain!
* The "Mediocre Presidents" song.
* When Bart offers to go as Lisa with Ralph to the Krusty special:
--> '''Lisa:''' What if [Ralph] wants to hold hands?
--> '''Bart:''' I'm willing to take that risk.
--> '''Lisa:''' What if he wants to kiss?
--> '''Bart:''' I'm willing to take that risk.
--> '''Lisa:''' What if he-
--> '''Bart:''' You don't want to know how far I'll go.

!!!75 - Duffless
* Homer's conversation with his brain in the kitchen.
-->'''Homer:''' Well, time to go to work.
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
-->'''Homer:''' Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing. ''(camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything)'' Well, off to the plant.
-->'''Homer:''' Then to the Duff Brewery.
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
-->'''Homer:''' I've got to think of a lie fast!
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
-->'''Homer:''' AAAAH! ''(he runs out the front door, gets in his car, and drives away)''
* Some time later, when Homer is making his dramatic escape from the plant, he encounters a '''gigantic spider'''.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(reading off a scroll)'' "To overcome the Spider's Curse, simple quote a Bible verse!"? Uh, thou shalt not... oh! ''(he throws a rock at the spider, knocking it out senseless).''
* Homer sees Ralph Wiggum's science fair project and has his own vision of an alcohol-fueled car.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(puts the fuel nozzle in the car)'' One for you. ''(removes it)'' One for me. ''(he inserts the nozzle in his mouth and takes a drink of "GASOHOL", then puts it back in the car)'' One for you. ''(removes it again)'' One for me. ''(sticks the nozzle in his mouth a second time and drinks some more).''
* Homer throwing himself out the window after Reverend Lovejoy tells him that, with Alc-Anon's help, he'll never have a beer again.
* Homer's confession that he was so desperate for a beer he snuck into a stadium after a football game so he could eat the dirt under the bleachers, prompting a horrified Rev. Lovejoy to kick him out of Alc-Anon.

!!!76 - Last Exit to Springfield
* Homer points out a scar on his head, which he claims to have gotten from a labor strike at the plant years ago. Flashback to said strike, with Homer's colleagues all shouting for this noble cause (equitable treatment from management), and then you see Homer at the empty snack van, periodically smacking the counter with his fist, yelling "WHERE'S MY BURRITO?! WHERE'S MY BURRITO?!" until the awning falls down and crushes his head.
* "Hired goons?"
* "You can't treat the working man this way! Someday, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!"
* Burns reading a page from one of his many typing monkeys: "It was the best of times. It was the ''blurst'' of times! You stupid monkey!"
* The Big Book of British Smiles
* Homer mistaking Burns's negotiation tactics for Burns coming onto him, "Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans! Sure I'm flattered; maybe even a little curious. But the answer is no!"


!!!77 - So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
* Bart's "April Fools' Day" prank on Homer.
* This bit of dialogue between Wiggum and Lou after the above events:
-->'''Lou''': That explosion looks like it came from the Simpsons' place.
-->'''Wiggum''': Forget it, Lou. That's four blocks away.
-->'''Lou''': Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.
-->'''Wiggum''': I am proceeding on foot. Call in a code 8. ''(Exits the car. Lou goes on radio.)''
-->'''Lou''': We need pretzels. Repeat: Pretzels! ''(Cuts to Wiggum, running like hell to the Simpsons' place with a hungry expression on his face.)''
* When various characters come visit Homer at the hospital:
** Barney's OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest reference, in which he picks up a water fountain, chucks it out the window, and runs off.
--->'''Moe''': [[YouNeedToGetLaid He really needs a girlfirend]].
** Homer scaring Abe by foaming at the mouth.
** Mr. Burns trying to take Homer off life support.

!!!78 - The Front
* Homer and Marge are getting ready to go to their high school reunion:
-->'''Homer:''' It'll be great to see the old gang: Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.\\
'''Marge:''' That wasn't you. That was ''HappyDays''.\\
'''Homer:''' No, they weren't all happy days, like the time Pinky Tuscadaro crashed her motorcycle, or the time I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.
* As Homer gets his final exam:
-->'''Principal Dondelinger:''' This is your exam. It's a series of questions, answered True or False.\\
'''Homer:''' True.\\
'''Principal Dondelinger:''' Eh, I was just describing the test, Homer.\\
'''Homer:''' True.\\
'''Principal Dondelinger:''' Look, Homer, just do the test, and you'll be fine.\\
'''Homer:''' False.
** And immediately after that:
--->'''Homer''': All right, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this so I can go back to killing you with beer.
--->'''Homer's Brain''': It's a deal.
* After Grampa "checks" his underwear so he can tell Bart and Lisa his first name.
-->'''Lisa:''' Grampa, how'd you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?\\
'''Grampa:''' I don't know!
* Following Krusty insisting on not mentioning his Jewish heritage on the air (despite that he introduced the audience to his rabbi father in "Like Father, Like Klown"):
-->'''Lisa:''' It's so sad that Krusty is ashamed of his roots.
-->'''Homer:''' Marge, it happened again!
-->''(Homer walks in with a plunger stuck to his head. He tries to pull it loose, but the handle comes off and he exits.)''
-->'''Bart:''' What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?
-->'''Lisa:''' Lois Sanborn.
-->'''Bart:''' Steve Bennett.
* Grampa's dreams of being "Queen of the Old West".

!!!79 - Whacking Day
* The ceremony before "Whacking Day" commences:
-->'''Mayor Quimby:''' Ladies and gentlemen, Larry White!
-->'''BarryWhite:''' ''Barry'' White!
-->'''Mayor Quimby:''' The card says "Larry."
-->'''Barry White:''' I think I know my own name.
-->'''Mayor Quimby:''' Oh yeah? Well, we'll see!
* Barry's reaction to what Whacking Day is:
-->'''Barry White:''' You people make me sick! ''(crowd cheers)'' Are they even listening to me?
-->'''Mayor Quimby:''' My guess would be no.
* One of Grampa's most insane war stories: posing as a German cabaret singer in Dusseldorf and '''''[[RefugeInAudacity flirting with]] AdolfHitler'''''.
** Also the part after the flashback when Grampa admitted that the only part of the story that was true was that he cross-dressed in the 1940s ("Oh, they had designers then!")
* Bart referring to ''Johnny Tremaine'' as ''Johnny Deformed'' after Marge tells Bart about how the protagonist got his hand deformed in an accident.
* Homer's advice to Lisa on what to do about her feelings against Whacking Day: "Just squeeze your rage into a bitter, little ball, and release it at an appropriate time. [[NoodleIncident Like that time I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle]]. ''(in a baby voice)'': Remember that? When Daddy hit the referee."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0aOBaQJ-KA I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!]]

!!!80 - Marge in Chains
* One scene, wherein the aftermath of a bake sale makes the people of Springfield realise the consequences of putting Marge in jail:
-->'''Park Ranger:''' Fifteen dollars short, exactly what Marge Simpson's marshmallow squares usually bring in. Can we still afford that statue of Lincoln?
-->'''Man:''' No, I'm afraid we'll have to go with something cheaper.
* ''(Later)''
-->'''Mayor Quimby:''' People of Springfield, I give you this statue of our thirty-ninth president, Jimmy Carter!
-->'''Man in Crowd:''' Oh, come on!
-->'''Man in Crowd:''' ''(points angrily)'' He's history's greatest monster!
* When Marge is released, the city presents her with a statue of ''her'' (which turns out to be the Jimmy Carter statue with her signature hairdo added to it), which the kids turn into a tetherball pole.
* When the Flanders family wonder how they got the flu, Ned recalls how he once laughed at an episode of ''MarriedWithChildren'':
-->"Oh, the network slogan is true: [[BitingTheHandHumor Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity]]."
* Lionel Hutz delivering his closing argument with no pants on -- then committing jury tampering by submitting a cocktail napkin that ''still'' says "Guilty" on it...and has the word misspelled.

!!!81 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7m-4Vc3MU "Worker and Parasite" show and Krusty's reaction.]]
-->'''Krusty:''' ''(standing there dumbfounded and smoking a cigarette)'' What the '''''hell''''' was that?!
* While the quote itself is funny, the delivery raises it exponentially, and was what instantly cemented the character of Squeaky Voiced Teen as a mainstay when so many others fell away. If they can, someone please link to a video of the scene (context is Krusty begging Mel to join him for his comeback (which then turns into a crowner of heartwarming). Without, further ado,
-->'''Krusty the Clown:''' Ah, come on. You wanna spend your life hanging out with a bunch of dorky teenagers?
-->'''Squeaky Voiced Teen:''' Here's your taco, Mister. Whoops. It fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow! Ow-w-w! Ow-w-w!
-->'''Sideshow Mel:''' Sorry Krusty, I like it here. Mr. Johansen treats me with dignity.
-->'''Mr. Johansen:''' Is this clown bothering you, Mel?
-->'''Sideshow Mel:''' It's all right, Mr. Johansen, I'll handle it.
-->'''Squeaky Voiced Teen:''' Here's your taco, sir.
-->'''Krusty the Clown:''' I don't want it!
-->'''Squeaky Voiced Teen:''' But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.
* The Milkshakes part. ''Oh oh".
* Luke Perry being shot out of a cannon.
** He lands safely in a pillow factory... only to have it demolished while he's still inside.
* '''Crazy Old Man:''' The old grey mare just ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...
** And now, The Crazy Old Man dancers...
* Krusty dismissing the Red Hot Chili Peppers' performance in their underwear as degrading...minutes before he has to dress up like a little kid from the early 19th century for a sketch. HypocriticalHumor at its finest.
* '''Quimby:''' ''(totally nonchalant)'' I admit I used the city trust to fund the murder of my enemies. [[RefugeInAudacity But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy."]]
* Bette Midler's DisproportionateRetribution on highway litterers.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 5]]
!!!82 - Homer's Barbershop Quartet
* Homer meets GeorgeHarrison in the flashback:
-->'''Homer (narrating):''' And then came the greatest moment of my life
-->'''George:''' Hello, Homer. I'm George Harrison.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Where did you get that brownie?!?
-->'''George:''' Over there, there's a big pile of them.
-->''(Homer just spends the next minute shoving brownies into his mouth, without regarding George Harrison at all.)''
-->'''George:''' ''(Sincerely)'' Well, what a nice fella.
* "Number 8." *BELCH* "Number 8." *BELCH* "Number 8." *BELCH*
* "Strada-Who-vious?"
* George Harrison takes one look at the B'Sharps' rooftop concert and [[ShoutOut sums up the entire episode]]:
--> '''George:''' [[TropeNamer It's been]] ''[[ItsBeenDone done]]''.
* [[YokoOno "I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat."]]
** And then Moe just produces exactly that, without comment.
* A reporter asking Apu (who had to change his last name to Beaumarchais for the group) if he is Hindu. Apu's reply? "By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie."

!!!83 - Cape Feare
* The highlight of Sideshow Bob's long and memorable career:
** [[RakeTake ker-THWACK!! (annoyed grumble/moan) ker-THWACK!!(annoyed grumble/moan) ker-THWACK!! (annoyed grumble/moan) ker-THWACK!!(annoyed grumble/moan) ker-THWACK!! (annoyed grumble/moan) ker-THWACK!!(annoyed grumble/moan) ker-THWACK!! (annoyed grumble/moan) ker-THWACK!!(annoyed grumble/moan) ker-THWACK!! (annoyed grumble/moan)]]
* Homer unknowingly torments Bob just before the legendary RakeTake scene. Bob had strapped himself to the underside of the Simpsons' car, but couldn't plan on Homer's... ''unique'' style of driving:
-->'''Homer:''' ''(seeing a whole lot of cacti in the distance)'' Hey, kids? Who wants to drive through that cactus patch?
-->'''Bart:''' Yeah!
-->'''Lisa:''' Yeah!
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''(horrified)'' NO!
-->'''Homer:''' Oop! Two against one! ''(He turns and drives through the cacti, oblivious to Bob's moans and screaming in agony)''
* While getting ready to move, Homer accidentally locks Abe out of the house:
-->'''Abe:''' Hello! Helloooooo! You have my pills! Hellooooooo? I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
-->''(howling is heard in the distance)''
* The whole of the Witness Relocation Program's attempts to move the Simpsons to a new location.
-->'''Agent 1:''' Don't worry, Mrs. Simpson. We've helped hundreds of people in danger. We'll give you a new name, a new job. New identities.
-->'''Homer:''' Ooh! I wanna be John Elway!
-->''(dissolve to Homer's fantasy of playing for the Denver Broncos, also the only player in a leather helmet.)''
-->'''Announcer:''' Elway takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thanks to Elway's patented last second magic, the final score of Super Bowl XXX, Denver: 7 San Francisco: 56.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(back in the office)'' Woo-hoo!
** Plus
--->'''Agent 2:''' We have places your family can hide in peace and security. Cape Feare, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville...
--->'''Homer:''' Ooh! Ice Creamville!
--->'''Agent 2:''' Uh, no. ''Scream''ville.
--->'''Homer:''' ''(screams)''
** and of course
--->'''Agent 1:''' Tell you what: From now on, you'll be Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice for a bit. When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
--->'''Homer:''' Check.
--->'''Agent 1:''' Hello, Mr. Thompson. ''(Homer sits at the table silently)'' Remember now: Your name is Homer Thompson.
--->'''Homer:''' I gotcha.
--->'''Agent 1:''' Hello, Mr. Thompson. ''(Again, Homer sits at the table silently)''
--->''(Agents 1 and 2 look at each other, there's a transition to much later where they've taken their jackets off, 2 is smoking, and the other Simpsons look exhausted.)''
--->'''Agent 1:''' ''(exasperated)'' Now when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
--->'''Homer:''' No problem.
--->'''Agent 1:''' ''(while stomping repeatedly on Homer's foot)'' Hello, Mr. Thompson.
--->'''Homer:''' ''(looks at his foot, pauses, then leans back and whispers to Agent 2)'' I think he's talking to you.
* '''Sideshow Bob:''' [[TemptingFate Surely there is no harm in lying in the middle of a public street?]]
** "Ah, not the elephants!"
* This exchange between Sideshow Bob and the Simpsons, after he's granted parole:
-->'''Marge:''' You awful man! Stay away from my son!
-->'''Bob:''' Oh, I'll stay away from your son, all right...stay away...'''''forever'''''!
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, no!
-->'''Bob:''' Wait a minute. That's no good. ''(groans, leaves, then returns)'' Wait, I've got a good one now - Marge - say, "Stay away from my son!" again.
-->'''Marge:''' ''(annoyed)'' No. ''(Bob groans).''
* '''Chief Wiggum:''' Bake him away, toys.
** "It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel."
* Bart is trying to fall asleep in the houseboat, but Homer scares him twice within a matter of seconds:
-->'''Homer:''' BART, YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!
-->'''Homer:''' BART, YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!?
* "No one who speaks [[ThoseWackyNazis German]] could be an [[AdolfHitler evil man]]..."
* '''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
--->''(cut to some other cops doing just that)''
--->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Boys, knock it off!
* After being told that "once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal:"
-->'''Homer:''' Is that so? ''(leans head out window)'' Oh ''Flanders,'' won't you join me in my kitchen?
-->''(Homer stands lying menacingly in wait behind a doorframe, pounding his fist into his other hand)''
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uhh, doesn't work if you ''invite'' him. ''(Flanders arrives at that very moment)''
-->'''Ned:''' Hidely-hey!
-->'''Homer:''' Go home.
-->'''Ned:''' ''(turns right around)'' Doodely-doo!
* The punchline to the BrickJoke of Grampa standing outside the house, begging for the family to let him in so he can take his medication: when the Simpsons come back, they find that Grampa has turned into a woman (physically, as in, he grew breasts and a curvy body) and Jasper (Grampa's on-again/off-again friend) offers the newly-feminized Grampa a date rather than have the family go in the house and get his meds.
* In the scene of The Simpsons looking through all of Sideshow Bob's threatening letters to Bart, Marge notices that one reading "I KILL YOU SCUM!" isn't written in blood. Turns out Homer wrote that [[NoodleIncident after Bart somehow wrote the words "WIDE LOAD" on his butt]]. Cue Marge, Lisa, Grampa, and Nelson (who randomly appears at the kitchen window) laughing at it.
* This brilliantly delivered NoodleIncident:
-->'''Lisa''': Bart, I just figured it out! Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
-->'''Bart''': Linda Lavin?
-->'''Lisa''': ''No'', someone who ''didn't'' deserve it!

!!!84 - Homer Goes to College
* '''Homer:''' Woohoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma anymore! ''(lights it on fire)'' [[http://www.youtube.com/user/huluDotCom#p/c/744DC1B6F44C02D4/13/DhrfhjLd9e4 I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!]]
** What adds to the scene is the fact that he's burning his house down while he sings this.
*** And that it was actually a mistake on DanCastellaneta's part that [[ThrowItIn got thrown in]].
* Lisa helps Homer apply to college:
-->'''Lisa:''' Dad, don't let these college essays get you down. Let's see: "List three books you've read and state how they've influenced your life".
-->'''Homer:''' Is TVGuide a book?
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(flatly)'' No.
-->'''Homer:''' ''Son Of Sniglet''?
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(flatly)'' No.
-->'''Homer:''' Katherine Hepburn's ''Me''?
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(annoyed)'' No!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(moaning)'' Aw, I suck!
* When the power plant is having a meltdown, Mr. Burns gets in an escape pod and of course locks Smithers out, prompting this exchange:
-->'''Smithers:''' For the love of God sir, there are two seats!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(opens pod door and pokes his head out)'' I like to put my feet up. ''(closes door again)''
** Not to mention the escape pod malfunctioning soon after takeoff, and sends Mr Burns crashing down the street.
** One of the inspector's reaction to the meltdown that Homer caused: "I still don't understand how he caused the meltdown. There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck."
* Homer laughing hysterically when the professor drops his notes.
* Mr. Burns' giant demon chair.
** In the same scene him attempting to bludgeon a board member with a baseball bat and failing.
-->'''Board Member:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(already pained and struggling)'' I'm giving you the thrashing of your life.\\
'''Board Member:''' Stop that. If you wanted him that badly, why didn't you just say so?\\
* '''Homer:''' The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!
* The fact that Homer learned everything he needs to know about college life from a cheesy ''Animal House'' ripoff movie called ''The School of Hard Knockers''.

!!!85 - Rosebud
* The opening scene:
-->''(An evil cult goose-steps in sync with one another, practicing their OminousLatinChanting)''
-->'''Evil Cult:''' [[HistoricalInJoke All we own, we oo-wwe.]] All we own, we oo-wwe!
-->''(Mr. Smithers pops his head out of the window, quietly and beratingly shushing the cult)''
-->'''Evil Cult:''' ''(whispering, on tiptoes)'' All we own, we oo-wwwe. All we own, we oo-wwwe!
** The guards are actually a reference of the Wicked Witch's guards from TheWizardOfOz, right down to the chant and costumes.
* Mr. Burns is trying to reclaim his long lost bear Bobo, which is now in Maggie's possession. Smithers and him are climbing across the Simpsons' kitchen ceiling, at night, using suction cups. Homer walks in, oblivious to the two intruders, opens the fridge and pulls out a stack of processed cheese.
-->'''Homer:''' Mmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese. ''(He eats a slice of cheese.)'' 63. ''(He eats another slice.)'' 62.
-->''(The scene cuts to morning, Homer is still sat in the same place with a much smaller stack of cheese.)''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(sounding very ill/sick/full)'' Two. ''(He eats the last slice.)'' One.
-->''(Marge walks in and sees Homer sat at the table, he now looks visibly ill.)''
-->'''Marge:''' Have you been up all night eating cheese?
-->'''Homer:''' I think I'm blind!
-->''(Mr. Burns and Smithers fall off the ceiling.)''
** The earlier attempt!
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' Now remember, Smithers. We have to get in and out in exactly 60 seconds.
--->''(climbs onto zipline, kicks off....then gets stuck midway across. Cut to next morning, and a rescue effort)''
--->'''Marge:''' More cocoa, Mr. Burns?
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' Yes.
* In the same episode:
-->'''Smithers:''' The preparations for your birthday have begun.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I won't get what I want.
-->'''Smithers:''' No one does. ''(dreams about Mr. Burns bursting out of a cake wearing nothing but a sash singing "Happy birthday, Mr. Smithers...")''
* The Ramones cameo as well. Possibly one of the best of the show.
--> Go to Hell, you old bastard! ''(curtain closes)'' Hey, I think he liked us!
** And Mr. Burns' response:
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''"Have the Rolling Stones killed."''
--->'''Smithers:''' ''"But, sir, that wasn't..."''
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''"Do as I say!"''
* [[HistoricalInjoke "This is all *your*]] [[AdolfHitler fault!"]]

!!!86 - Treehouse of Horror IV
*
-->'''Devil!Flanders''': Now remember, the instant you finish that doughnut I own your soul.
-->'''Homer''': Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, right?
-->'''Devil!Flanders''': Well, technically no...
-->'''Homer''': ''(singsong)'' I'm smarter than the de-vil! I'm smarter than the de-vil!
-->'''Devil!Flanders''': ''(morphs from Flanders into [[Disney/{{Fantasia}} Chernabog]])'' YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!
** From the third segment "Bart Simpson's Dracula":
** Mr. Burns is a vampire and invites the Simpson family to his castle in "Pennsylvania"
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(over intercom)'' Come in, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.
--->'''Smithers:''' Sir, you have to let go of the button.
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, son of a bi-
** If you watch Mr. Burns' shadow while talking to the family you can see it pull out a yo-yo for a single second.
** And:
--->'''Abe:''' ''(runs into room with a stake)'' Quick! We have to kill the boy!
--->'''Marge:''' How'd you know Bart's a vampire?
--->'''Abe:''' He's a vampire? AAAH! ''(runs away)''
** Or when they finally stake Mr. Burns, and he dies, only to come back to life long enough to fire Homer.
*** That is, ''after'' he tries to kill him the first time.
---->'''Lisa:''' Dad? That's his crotch.
---->'''Homer:''' [[TooDumbToLive ...Oh, right.]]
** When first told that he has to kill Mr. Burns:
--->'''Homer:''' What? Kill my boss?! ''(thinking)'' Do I dare live out the American dream?
** Just the opening of the segment is fantastic. Bart narrates about a painting that was so terrifying they couldn't make a story out of it, so they just threw together something with vampires. And just what is that painting?
--->'''Homer:''' (screams) They're dogs...and they're ''playing '''poker!''' '' (runs off screaming and completely insane)

!!!87 - Marge on the Lam
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aukb3TBc2lo Homer's vision of ballet]]
* '''Kent Brockman:''' IT'S IN REVELATIONS PEOPLE!!! ''(a graphic stating "Please stand by" depicting Kent Brockman in a straitjacket with a cuckoo clock bird popping out of his head appears on the screen.)''
* We get this little gem from earlier in the episode:
-->'''Lisa:''' Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal records?
-->'''Lionel Hutz:''' As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
* The scene of Bart and Lisa waking up and realizing that neither of their parents are home yet. Lisa points out that Lionel Hutz is still there to care for them. Lisa tries to wake him up. Hutz jumps with a start, brandishing a knife, and yelling, "Don't touch my stuff!" When he realizes where he is, he sheepishly laughs, "Hey, this isn't the YMCA."

!!!88 - Bart's Inner Child
* Homer reads the "Free Items" column in the newspaper:
-->'''Homer:''' Oh my God!
-->'''Lisa:''' What is it?
-->'''Homer:''' '''''TRAMAMPOLINE! TRABOPOLINE!''''' ''(He runs off)''
-->'''Bart:''' He said what, now?
-->'''Marge:''' Please don't bring back any more used crutches!
* From Troy [=McClure's=] video.
-->'''[=Troy McClure=]:''' That's right, it's the Brad Goodman ''(Squinting at cue-cards)'' something-or-other...
** FridgeBrilliance: We later learn in ''A Fish Called Selma'' that Troy [=McClure=] wears glasses and can't read anything without them.
* One of Brad Goodman's seminar exercises which he uses at the Springfield Community Center.
-->'''Brad:''' Now, listen to your inner child. What's he saying?
-->''(camera pans to Ned Flanders)''
-->'''Ned's Inner Child:''' Stay the course, Big Ned! You're doing super!
-->''(camera pans to Homer)''
-->'''Homer's Inner Child:''' Food goes in here!
-->'''Homer:''' It ''sure'' does!
-->''(camera pans to Moe Szyslak)''
-->'''Moe's Inner Child:''' ''(with heavy Italian accent)'' 'Ey, Moe, wassa matta, huh? Why you no talk wit you accent no mo?
-->'''Moe:''' ''(clapping hands on face in astonishment)'' ''Mamma Mia!''
* The ending where the family are watching the show "[=McGarnagle=]" about a CowboyCop:
-->''(The exterior shot of the house with just the voices heard)''
-->'''Chief:''' You're off the case [=McGarnagle=]!
-->'''[=McGarnagle=]''': You're off '''your''' case chief!
-->'''Chief:''' What does that mean exactly?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(yelling)'' IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!!
-->'''Lisa:''' Dad, sit down.
-->'''Homer:''' Sorry.
* Jimbo and Kearney using The Simpsons' car as a trampoline after Homer gets rid of the actual trampoline (either by leaving it in the desert [[note]] if you've seen the syndicated version[[/note]] or letting Snake steal it [[note]] if you've seen it uncut, either in overseas airings, when it first came out, or on DVD[[/note]]).

!!!89 - Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
* Homer unknowingly passes by Bart and Milhouse who are covered in bubble gum.
-->'''Homer:''' Mmm...free goo.
* Homer is sitting on the couch. Bart points out an error in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.
-->'''Lisa:''' Come on, Bart. Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.
-->''(A second Homer walks past the window)''
* The morning-after NoodleIncident after the DisneyAcidSequence of a musical sequence. There's a Greek ship in the middle of an ocean. Barney, in a sailor suit, wakes up groaning in a pile of burlap sacks filled with baklava.
-->'''Barney:''' ''(realizing where he is)'' Uh-oh! Not again!

!!!90 - The Last Temptation of Homer
* First, Homer and Mindy are stuck in the elevator together. Homer tries his hardest to ThinkUnsexyThoughts (including picturing his sisters-in-law shaving their legs together in the bathroom and picturing [[TheAlcoholic Barney]] in a jumbo thong bikini drunkenly humming the IDreamOfJeannie theme), then fails at that (as he immediately pictures Mindy in a bikini blowing a kiss) and just jumps out of the elevator in mid-ascent.
** Also, the fact that the elevator was somehow halfway up the cooling tower.
* Second:
-->'''Homer:''' [[IHaveThisFriend See, I got this friend named]]...Joey...Joe Joe...Junior...Shabadoo?
-->'''Moe:''' That's the worst name I ever heard.
-->''(a random man in the bar then runs out crying, with Barney yelling after him "Joey Joe Joe!")''
* After the previous scene had Homer, Carl, Lenny, and the factory worker Charlie fall unconscious in a trapped room of toxic gases:
--> [[NoodleIncident Sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape...]]
* Homer is greeted by his guardian angel, who takes AFormYouAreComfortableWith.
-->'''Homer:''' [[HogansHeroes Colonel Klink!]] Did you get my letters?\\
'''Klink:''' I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form.\\
'''Homer:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your base?]]\\
'''Klink:''' Hooooo-MERRRR!
** And later:
--->'''Homer:''' Oh, this is the worst crisis my marriage has ever faced. COLONEL KLINK, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!\\
'''Klink:''' ''(appearing)'' What is it? Do you have a question?\\
'''Homer:''' Heh-heh, did you know Kinchloe had a radio in the coffee pot?\\
'''Klink:''' [[BecomingTheMask He did?]]

!!!91 - $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
* Homer when he has Raymond and Charlie Babbit from ''RainMan'' at his blackjack table.
* Homer, attempting to cook his own dinner, combines ''a full bottle of cloves'', a similarly full bottle of Tom Collins mix, and a frozen pie crust. The expression on his face as he tastes it is unforgettable.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(in a VERY deadpan tone after eating his dinner)'' Let's go get mom...
* When he's summing up the situation to Lisa (who just described herself as a "monster" thanks to her Florida costume).
-->'''Homer:''' The only monster around here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him ''Gamblor'', and it's time to free your mother from his neon claws!
* Any event revolving around the Spruce Moose.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I said '''''hop in'''''...... ''(points a gun at Smithers)''
* Homer after he breaks Marge's gambling machine:
-->'''Homer:''' ''(yells gibberish)''
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, what is it? Slow down!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(says the same gibberish slowly and clearly)''
-->'''Marge:''' Think before you say each word.
* The entire boogeyman sequence.
-->'''Homer:''' Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but their may be a Boogie Man or Boogie MEN in the house!
-->'''Bart:''' YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
* The costume contest results.
-->'''Skinner:''' And [[MedalOfDishonor special awards]] go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.
--> '''Ralph:''' I'm Idaho!
--> '''Skinner:''' Yes, of course you are.
* The DeletedScene involving a game of blackjack between JamesBond and Ernst Blofeld.
-->'''Bond:''' I'll take a hit, dealer. ''(Homer gives him a card)'' Joker? You were supposed to take those out of the deck.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, sorry. ''(He deals another card)''
-->'''Bond:''' What's this? "Rules for draw and stud poker"?
-->'''Blofeld:''' What a pity, Mr. Bond. ''(Jaws and Oddjob grab Bond)''
-->'''Bond:''' [[ThisCannotBe But, I never lose!]] It's Homer's fault! ''(Bond starts getting dragged away)'' At least tell me your plans for world domination.
-->'''Blofeld:''' I'm not falling for that one again.

!!!92 - Homer the Vigilante
* Homer and his vigilantes kicking a man's burning leaf pile because he didn't have a permit for it.
* The family wakes up and discovers that they have been burglarized.
-->'''Bart:''' Dad! We've been robbed!
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(shouting rapidly)'' Wake up, Dad, wake up! There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!
-->'''Homer:''' Woo-hoo!
-->'''Bart:''' And our portable TV!
-->'''Homer:''' D'oh!
-->'''Marge:''' And my necklace!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Eh, that's no big loss.
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, you probably got a whole drawer full of 'em.
-->'''Marge:''' ''(pulling a necklace from a huge wad of red pearl necklaces)'' Well, yes I do, but they're all heirlooms, too.
-->'''Bart:''' Burglar even took my stamp collection
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(in a mocking tone)'' ''You'' had a stamp collection?
-->'''Homer, Marge, & Lisa:''' Ha ha ha ha ha! ''(the phone rings, Bart picks it up)''
-->'''Nelson:''' Stamp collection? Ha-ha!
* Homer's attempt to use a megaphone designed for rappers.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(through Rap Master 3000)'' Move along there. ''(drives off)''
-->'''Kid on street:''' ''(gasps)'' It's Hammer!
* Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a street musician who's playing a saxophone.
-->'''Homer:''' Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?
-->'''Student:''' ''(pause)'' Sears.
-->'''Homer:''' GET HIM! ''(They proceed in chasing the student)''
* At the dinner table, this conversation between Homer and Lisa.
-->'''Homer:''' Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back, but we've also expanded into other important areas: Literacy programs. Preserving our beloved covered bridges. World domination.
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(beratingly)'' World domination?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(chuckling nervously)'' Eh, that might be a typo. ''(thinking)'' Mental note: the girl knows too much.
*
-->'''Lisa:''' If you're the police, who's going to police the police?
-->'''Homer:''' I'unno. Coast Guard?

!!!93 - Bart Gets Famous
* "[[MemeticMutation You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.]]"
* Homer is informed Bart went missing from the box factory field trip (he ran away to the TV studio next door):
-->'''Homer''': ''[Grabbing Skinner]'' Whaddaya mean, you lost him? He might have fallen into one of these machines! [Notices Bart's hat on a box in the assembly line] Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! ''[[[SkywardScream looking at the sky]]]'' '''DAMN YOU! A ''BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!'''''
* The flashback of Homer as a teenager performing "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell and the Drells as part of a one-man band -- and ends up getting attacked by an Italian organ grinder's monkey.
* The part where Bart tries to show Nelson, Lewis, Milhouse and Martin his name in the credits.
-->'''Milhouse''': Looks more like Brad Storch.
-->'''Martin''': No. It says Betty. Betty Symington.

!!!94 - Homer and Apu
* Homer confronting Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart after eating some rotten expired ham.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(enters the Kwik-E-Mart, saying to Apu)'' Your old meat made me sick!
-->'''Apu:''' Oh, I'm so sorry. Please accept 5 pounds of frozen shrimp. ''(lifts up a bucket and places it on the counter)''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(picks up a shrimp and sniffs)'' This shrimp isn't frozen, and it ''smells'' funny!
-->'''Apu:''' ''(lifts up a second bucket)'' Okay, 10 pounds.
-->'''Homer:''' Woohoo! ''([[AmbulanceCut Cuts to an ambulance]])''
* Homer comparing Lisa's shenai playing to an album that Grampa released ([[NoodleIncident which, sadly, we don't get more information on, not even in later episodes]])
* Don't forget this little tidbit, from when Apu tries to square himself with Homer:
-->'''Homer:''' ''You're...selling what now?''
-->'''Apu:''' ''I'm "selling" only the concept of karmic realignment.''
-->'''Homer:''' ''You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos! ''(slams door)''
-->'''Apu:''' ''He's got me there.''
*
-->'''Homer:''' Is he (Apu) still out there?
-->'''Marge:''' Yes, he's raking the yard.
-->'''Homer:''' What?! That's ''your'' job! If he starts doing Lisa's wood-chopping...!
* James Woods cursing a blue streak as he's scraping caked cheese off the microwave walls and arguing with his agent on the phone. Not even ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' could come up with anything ''that'' funny for James Woods.

!!!95 - Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
* Grampa ranting about different things on the car ride home from the mall.
-->'''Abe:''' Why didn't you buy something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I'm thirsty. Eww, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one! ''(Homer parks the car and the other family members quickly pile out)'' Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The President is a Demmycrat! Hello? I can't unbuckle my seatbelt! '''''HELLO'''''! ''(honks car horn, [[RuleOfFunny despite being strapped in the backseat]]).''
* Grampa decides to go back into the work force and takes a job at a local Krusty Burger.
-->'''Abe:''' ''(wearing a headset and twiddling knobs on a control panel)'' Come in, come in...Mayday! I'm losing your transmission...
-->''(A man is in his car outside, at the Krusty Burger drive-through. A line-up of cars is behind him.)''
-->'''Man:''' ''(yells)'' I said "FRENCH FRIES!"
-->'''Abe:''' ''(surprised and uncertainly)'' What the...? Do we sell...French...fries?"
* When Smithers turns on his computer to search some information for Lisa, you'll see a pixeled image of Mr. Burns (who is implied to be naked):
-->'''Mr. Burns Image:''' Hello, ''Smithers''. You're quite ''good'' at ''turning'' me ''on''.
-->'''Smithers:''' Uhmmm, you probably should ignore that...
* When Lisa enters Stacy [=LaVelle=]'s mansion, a teenager comes rushing behind her, exclaiming, "All right! I've been waiting nine years to get my Frisbee back!" and retrieves his Frisbee. Before the show cuts to commercial, we see the Frisbee fly back into Stacy's yard and the boy groan in exasperation.
* The scene of Lisa throwing the Talking Malibu Stacy out the window after her rant about how girls will be affected by Mailbu Stacy's shallow morals while Grampa is riding a bike in the street in an attempt to be young and carefree. The doll gets caught in the spokes of the bike, sending Grampa screaming into an open grave (with two grave diggers having lunch and not doing anything about the old man who just fell in the hole).
-->'''Grampa''': Hey...this ain't so bad...
* After Grampa quits his job:
-->"And one more thing! I never once washed my hands! That's ''your'' policy, not mine!"
** And the subsequent scene of the elderly diners lifting Grampa in victory -- then promptly collapsing because of their frailty.

!!!96 - Deep Space Homer
* Barney takes a few sips of [[spoiler: non-alcoholic]] champagne. The camera zooms in on Barney as dramatic music cues his shift back to alcoholism.
-->'''Barney:''' It '''''[[NoodleIncident BEGINS!]]'''''
** (Barney then struggles with the NASA scientist for the champagne bottle, eventually taking it from the scientist. He proceeds to down the entire bottle of champagne, barrel through the training facility, and hijack an experimental NASA jetpack. He hums an off-key rendition of the "Charge" song, proceeds to take off, flying for a few feet, before crashing face-first into the roof of a pillow factory, and then getting run over by a marshmallow truck).
--->'''NASA Scientist:''' I don't understand. That was ''non''-alcoholic champagne.
* Homer's face changes into {{Popeye}}.
-->'''''Popeye: I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE.'''''
* This bit...
-->'''Homer:''' The only danger in space is if we land on the terrible PlanetOfTheApes. Wait a minute...[[TheLastHorseCrossesTheFinishLine Statue of Liberty?]] [[EarthAllAlong THAT WAS OUR PLANET!!!]]
* The ''Franchise/StarTrek''-esque fight that's apparently part of astronaut training at NASA.
* Homer's line, "You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing!" after being told that astronaut training doesn't have a swimsuit competition like in beauty pageants.

!!!97 - Homer Loves Flanders
* This scene keeps topping itself:
-->'''Homer:''' ''(yelling at the ceiling)'' Why do you mock me, O Lord?
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
-->''(Marge pries the waffle off of the ceiling. Homer catches it.)''
-->'''Homer:''' I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but... ''(nom)'' ...Mmm, sacrilicious.
* Also, Ned drives past Lenny and Carl in the football stadium parking lot. Homer doesn't want to be seen with Ned, so he pushes Ned down to hide him.
-->'''Lenny:''' Hey look, Homer's got one of those robot cars!
-->''(The car crashes because Ned could not see where he was driving)''
-->'''Carl:''' One of those ''American'' robot cars.

!!!98 - Bart Gets an Elephant
* The DJs attempting to dissuade Bart from demanding an elephant:
-->'''Marty:''' We think we know how your mind works, Bart. So how about this: we pay your principal $10,000 to pull down his pants and keep them down for the rest of the school year, ha ha!
-->'''Skinner:''' ''(deadpan)'' I'll do it, Bart.
-->'''Bart:''' Ermmm...no.
-->'''Bill:''' OK, OK...what if we use the $10,000 to, er, surgically transform Skinner here into, er...some kind of a lobster-like creature?
-->'''Skinner:''' ''(deadpan)'' [[TheComicallySerious Now wait just a minute: that wasn't discussed with me.]]
* Also:
-->'''Bart:''' ''(on the radio)'' Where's my elephant?!
-->'''Abe:''' Hey, they're playing The Elephant Song.
-->'''Jasper:''' I like this song. It reminds me of elephants.
** And right after that, Kent Brockman's news report: "So isn't that what we're all asking in our own lives: 'Where's my elephant?' I know that's what I've been asking."
* When Lisa blames Mr. Blackheart the ivory dealer for Bart and Stampy's disappearance:
-->'''Homer:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He took Bart, too?]] ''(runs to window, shaking fist)'' That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart! [[SkywardScream THAT WASN'T PART!!!]]
* A peanut factory foreman sees Stampy approaching, prompting the following gem.
-->'''Foreman:''' This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen. [[CrazyPrepared But I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it]]. [[TheyCalledMemad You all thought I was mad]]. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now we... ''(Stampy bursts through the door and crushes the foreman)''
* Homer hits a deer statue with his car.
-->'''Homer:''' D'oh!
-->'''Lisa:''' A deer!
-->'''Marge:''' [[TheSoundOfMusic A ''female'' deer!]]
* Homer is pulled out of the Tar Pits:
-->'''Homer:''' I'm saved! And I owe it all to this feisty feline....
-->'''Lisa:''' Dad, a feline is a cat.
-->'''Homer:''' Elephant. It's an elephant, honey. And I'm sure he'll make a grand piano.
* Homer getting high off the cleaner fumes (after not heeding to the warning, "Use only in well-ventilated area") and imagining all of the cleaner bottle mascots (the Turtle Wax turtle, Mr. Clean, the Scrubbing Bubbles) attacking him. If you've never seen it, it's probably because you're watching the EditedForSyndication version; the scene is shown uncut on the DVD set for season five.

!!!99 - Burns' Heir
* The only bump in the road for Smithers' infatuation for his boss:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(sadly)'' Smithers, I just realized...I have no one to leave my legacy to.
-->'''Smithers:''' ''(clears his throat)''
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, don't be ridiculous, Smithers. For your many years of loyalty and hard work, you will have the honor of being buried alive with me. ''(shows a diorama of the grisly plan)''
-->'''Smithers:''' ...Oh... Goody.
* The deleted scene (which was first shown on the "138 Episode Spectacular" clip show on season seven):
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I suggest you leave immediately.
-->'''Homer:''' Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you]]? Well go ahead, do your worst!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' My worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
-->''(A hidden door opens, and out pops...[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a robot that looks like Richard Simmons]].)''
-->'''Robo-Simmons:''' ''(accosting Homer)'' [[AC:Come on, big boy! Shake the butter off those buns!]]
-->''(A speaker juts out the side of its head, and starts blasting "Shake Your Booty". After about five seconds of this, Homer screams in fear and runs away)''
-->'''Robo-Simmons:''' ''([[StealthHiBye suddenly appearing next to Smithers, Bart and Burns]])'' [[AC:Come on, come on, girls! Shake, shake, shake!]]
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(shooing Bart away)'' Smithers, it's out of control!
-->'''Smithers:''' ''([[HammerSpace pulls out a shotgun]])'' I'll take it out, sir!
-->''(Smithers fires a shot at the Robo-Simmons' head, leaving a huge hole...which then morphs back into place [[TheTerminator T-1000]]-style. The recording breaks down, then plays at many times the original place, as the robot shakes violently.)''
-->'''Smithers:''' [[OhCrap His ass is gonna blow!]]
-->''(They all scream and run back into the house. The robot then explodes, its severed head landing near the gates of Burns Manor.)''
** Arguably the best part of that scene is how the way Mr. Burns says "The ''robotic'' Richard Simmons" indicates that he has other versions of Richard Simmons waiting to be unleashed.
* The non-deleted version is funny, too.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I suggest you leave immediately.
-->'''Homer:''' Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead, do your worst!
-->''(Mr. Burns, Smithers, and Bart retreat inside. Homer runs to the door and tries the handle.)''
-->'''Homer:''' He locked the door! I'll show him! ''(He rings the doorbell and runs away.)''
** It's just something about the sheer incredulity in Homer's voice when he says 'He locked the door!', like it's something really unusual.
* "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is, never try!"
* "Lisa, stop getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas!"
* "That's it! Abusing your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog! Go to your room!"
* The scene where Mr Burns hires actors to play the Simpsons, especially when Burns has to flip through the script to tell the fake Homer what his line is supposed to be.
* Hans Moleman, hands down. Homer kissing him and saying it's "like kissing a peanut" and Marge's line where she says she "wants that thing out of my house".

!!!100 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
* Apu's rant to Principal Skinner about ''[[ItsBeenDone Billy & The]] [[Franchise/JurassicPark Clonesaurus]]'':
-->'''Apu:''' Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...[cut to later, and Apu is still ranting]...it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...[cut again to later still]...one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? I mean, thank you, come again.
* This scene can possibly lead to a fascination with burly Scotsmen.
-->'''Willie:''' Lunchlady Doris...have ye got any grease?
-->'''Doris:''' ''(flatly)'' Yes. Yes we do.
-->'''Willie:''' ''(tears off his shirt)'' THEN '''GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!'''
-->'''Doris:''' ''(still flatly)'' ...Okey-dokey.
* '''Willie:''' "There's nae an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"

!!!101 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
* Homer thinking of the Meow Mix jingle while on jury duty.
* Skinner is pursuing a truant Bart, [[{{Determinator}} walking straight through a river]].
-->'''Bart:''' Oh my God, he's like some sort of... [[BuffySpeak non...giving up]] [[ShapedLikeItself ...school guy!]]

!!!102 - Lady Bouvier's Lover
* Mr. Burns being smitten with Marge's mother.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I'm in love!\\
'''Smithers:''' ''(flatly)'' Whoop-de-do, sir.\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' Yes, whoop-de-do! Whoop-de-do to the world! Whoop-de-do, Mr. Florist! Whoop-de-do, Mr. Physical Trainer! Whoop-de-do, Mr. President!\\
'''BillClinton:''' I'm happy you finally found love.\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' Whoop-de-do, Tarantula Town! Whoop-de-do, employees! Everyone that's found true love may leave early today!\\
''(Homer and a bunch of excited employees run off, leaving one sad worker by himself)''

!!!103 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage
* Carl tells Homer that he's slow. By the time he's processed what he's just heard, hours have passed.
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good! "Don't yell at Homer?" noo, that's okay... ''(gasp)'' Slow! Carl thinks we're ''Slow''.
-->'''Homer:''' HEY! I... huh? ''(He finds that it's now late night, and everyone is gone. Lenny walks in.)''
-->'''Lenny:''' Homer? You're still here? Wow, you ''are'' slow!
-->'''Homer's Brain:''' Something said, not good...!
-->'''Lenny:''' Get the hell out!
* Lisa's encounter with Homer's fake Marge.
-->'''Homer:''' Good news, Lisa! I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement for her that's superior to her in almost every way!
-->'''Lisa:''' Dad, that's just a plant.
-->'''Homer:'''Lisa! You will respect your new mother! Now, give her a kiss. Kiss her! ''(Plant falls out treehouse and smashes)'' Aah! Oh my god oh my god oh my god! All right, let's get our stories straight - she tripped, right?
-->'''Lisa:''' ...Look, I brought you some nice pudding.
* '''Homer:''' That's it! I've found out what I can give you that no one else can: Complete and utter dependance!
* Homer tries to liken a good marriage to eating an orange.
-->'''Willie:''' If I wanted this, I would've taken the orange eating class.\\
''(cut to said class)''\\
'''Moleman:''' The eating of an orange is like a good marriage.\\
'''Grampa:''' Just eat the damn oranges.
* To defend telling his class secrets about their marriage, Homer says this:
-->"Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like — I'm the one out there putting his ass on the line. [[AndJusticeForAll And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order!]] [[AFewGoodMen You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!]] [[Film/{{Patton}} 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!]] [[{{Chinatown}} Forget it, Marge! It's Chinatown!]]"
** Followed by Marge yanking Homer's collar and demanding that he not reveal any more secrets about her and their marriage life, with Homer replying with an utterly wussy, "Yes, ma'am."
* Homer chatting with the Krusty Burger order box -- which, in the city of Springfield, is a felony offense.
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[[folder:Season 6]]
!!!104 - Bart of Darkness
* The sequence of Springfield being affected by the heat wave, particularly:
** Hans Moleman getting set on fire as he's staring at the sun and his Coke bottle glasses concentrate the sun rays and burn him like a magnifying glass does to an ant,
** Principal Skinner complaining that he's up to his knees in the original cast of ''M*A*S*H'' (Skinner was in a wax museum that apparently had fresh wax figures that weren't dried yet or any means of keeping the figures from melting), and
** a random guy (who looks like the one who insulted Barney Gumble when Barney was dressed up as the Lullabuy$ baby) punching a hippie who made the mistake of singing John Denver's "Sunshine on My Shoulders" during a heat wave.
* Bart and Lisa nagging Homer for a swimming pool in their backyard:
-->'''Lisa:''' Dad, as you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of...
-->'''Bart & Lisa:''' ''(rapidly, in unison)'' Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad?
-->'''Bart:''' Can we- ''(Lisa stops him)''
-->'''Homer:''' I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
* The scene with their first attempt at building the pool resorting in a large barn being built.
-->'''Homer:''' Alright! Everybody in the pool!
-->'''Random Amish Man:''' Tis a fine barn, but it sure ain't no pool, English.
-->'''Homer:''' '''D'OH-ETH!'''
* The scene where Lisa gets trapped in the pool after everyone gets out.
-->'''Lisa:''' Huh? Hello? Hey, I'm stuck in here! I gotta think of a way to get out!
-->'''Lisa's Brain:''' Well, well, well. Look who's come crawling back.
* Homer and Marge are skinny dipping. A police helicopter flies over.
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Aw, c'mon. Continue! C'mon! ''(Beat)'' All right, Lou, open fire.
* After Ned Flanders was mistaken for murdering his wife Maude:
-->'''Homer:''' There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife!
-->'''Maude:''' Um, I'm right here.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, I see! So then I guess everything's all wrapped up in a neat little package! ''(Beat)'' Really, I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic!
* '''Bart:''' There was an optics festival and I wasn't informed?! You go now.

!!!105 - Lisa's Rival
* '''Homer:''' ''(getting stung by bees as they were eating his sugar pile)'' OW!! AHHHH! They're defending themselves somehow!
* The beekeepers whose bees are attracted to the sugar pile in the first place. For whatever reason, they're modeled after Adam West and Burt Ward as Batman and Robin.
-->'''Beekeeper #1:''' Simpson, you diabolical...
* Homer's awesome speech. The already-funny writing is bolstered by Dan Castellaneta's mighty work, and David Silverman's FANTASTIC animation for the scene. "Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
* Lisa's class is taking a test:
-->'''Ralph:''' ''(whispering)'' Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(whispering)'' Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
-->'''Ralph:''' ''(pause)'' My cat's name is Mittens.

!!!106 - Another Simpsons Clip Show
* Marge telling Homer that he spent his Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool instead of working all day at the nuclear plant.
* Homer throwing Marge's copy of ''The Bridges of Madison County'' into a fireplace that magically appeared in the bedroom (it was actually recycled footage from "Dog of Death").
* The DVD commentary for the episode. Since it was a clip show and a little thin on humor and actual plot, the writers used the commentary time to go over how a ''Simpsons'' episode is created from start to finish. After an exhaustive cataloging of the tremendous amount of work that goes into each one, David Mirkin notes that the process isn't truly complete until the fans label it the worst episode ever (even if the episode is considered one of the classics).

!!!107 - Itchy and Scratchy Land
* A classic Simpsons example of TemptingFate:
-->'''Professor Frink:''' Not to worry, gentlemen. AccordingToMyCalculations, the robots will not go insane for at least 24 hours. ''(robots go insane, checks his sheet again)'' Oh, I forgot to CarryTheOne.
* And when the vacation first goes to hell for the Simpson family:
-->'''Marge:''' ''(to clerk)'' I want all five T-shirts to say "Best Family Vacation Ever!".
-->'''P.A.:''' Attention, Marge Simpson! Your son has been arrested!
-->''(everyone gasps)''
-->'''Female Shopper:''' I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy's mother...
-->''(Marge groans)''
-->'''P.A.:''' Attention, Marge Simpson! We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son!
-->''(Marge groans more. Lisa and her meet Homer and Bart in their cell.)''
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.
-->'''Guard:''' ''(with German accent)'' OK, throw her in the hole.
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, please: it was just a figure of speech!
* As Homer and Marge go to a 70s nostalgia bar, Marge notes how the bartender looks like JohnTravolta. The bartender, who is indeed Travolta, mutters "Yeah, 'looks like'." Even funnier considering he would make his comeback with ''Film/PulpFiction'' right around the same time this episode originally aired.
* Homer's [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent attempt]] to imitate Bart channeling his inner movie action hero during the scene where the Simpson family are left to deal with an army of killer Itchy & Scratchy robots.
-->'''Homer:''' Die bad robots! Die! ''(laughs)'' With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero.
* When Bart and Lisa are checking things out at the gift shop:
-->'''Bart:''' Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"..."Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
-->'''Boy:''' Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
-->'''Mother:''' No. Come along, Bort.
-->'''Man:''': Are you talking to me?
-->'''Mother:''' No, my son is also named Bort.
** [[BrickJoke Magnificently continued]] when Marge and Lisa are going to get Homer and Bart: apparently, all the Bort license plates have been bought.
* No mention of the "Pinitchio" short?
-->'''Scratchy (Geppetto)''': Now you be-a good, Pinitchio. And don't-a you lie.
-->'''Itchy (Pinocchio)''': [[BlatantLies I promise I will never hurt you.]]
-->''Pinitchio's nose grows and skewers one of Scratchy's eyes out''
-->'''Scratchy (Geppetto)''': OUCH-A!

!!!108 - Sideshow Bob Roberts
* When Sideshow Bob is released from jail, he falls into the water that the island that the prison is on.
-->'''Guard''': Boat's on the other side!
-->'''Sideshow Bob''': Yes, thank you.
* When the local Republicans gather to select a new mayoral candidate:
-->'''Barlow:''' If you'll just open that door you'll see the next mayor of Springfield!
-->''(The door opens to reveal a water cooler; everyone applauds. The cooler bubbles)''
-->'''Senator:''' What'd it say?
-->'''Barlow:''' No, no, no, Bob. Bob, come in!
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' A fine "Mahoke" to you all.
-->'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Why, he's even better!
-->'''Ranier:''' I agree. I like the human touch.
** Not to mention that the local Republicans meet at Castle Dracula and start off every meeting with OminousLatinChanting.
* Bart has just been kicked out of Sideshow Bob's limo when he runs for mayor. Next, Homer gets kicked out of a car with the Archie gang - "Duhh stay outta Riverdale!". [[NoodleIncident Noodle incidentary]] at it's finest!
** Followed up with later in the episode:
--->'''Lisa:''' This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
--->'''Bart:''' Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie comics.
--->'''Homer:''' ''(reading the comic and grumbling)'' Lousy Riverdale punks. Think they're too good for me.
* This episode also features an excellent ''AFewGoodMen'' parody:
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' What do you want?
-->'''Lisa:''' I want the truth!
-->'''Bob:''' [[BeamMeUpScotty You want the truth?]] You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler, you! I deride your truth-handling abilities!
* And let's not forget the stupidity of the Springfield voters:
** Homer is shown inside voting booth, reading a pamphlet.
-->'''Homer:''' Hmm, I don't approve of his Bart killing policy. But I ''do'' approve of his Selma killing policy. ''(pulls lever)''
** After him there's a cut to Krusty in the voting booth.
-->'''Krusty:''' He did frame me for armed robbery, but man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut. ''(pulls lever)''
* Sideshow Bob's political satire speech in court.
-->'''Bob:''' You need me, Springfield! Your guilty consciences may force you to vote Democratic, but secretly you yearn for a cold-hearted Republican who’ll cut taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! That's why I did this! To protect you from yourselves!
** "No child has ''ever'' meddled with the Republican party and ''lived to tell about it.''
* Jimbo bumming bumper stickers off Bart and Lisa so he can cover Milhouse in them, put him in a shopping cart, and roll him down a hill ("All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey!")

!!!109 - Treehouse of Horror V
* From the first segment "The Shinning":
** The beginning, as the Simpson family is driving to Mr. Burns' mansion:
--->''(title card says "Tuesday", then cut to the family in the car)''
--->'''Homer:''' Well, it's been a long trip, but we're almost there!
--->'''Marge:''' Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?
--->'''Homer:''' D'oh!
--->''(cut to title card that says "Wednesday", then back to the family)''
--->'''Homer:''' Well, it's been two long trips, but we're almost there again!
--->'''Marge:''' Homer, when you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?
--->'''Homer:''' D'oh-d'oh!
--->''(cut to title card that says "Thursday", then back to the now tired family, only this time, Grandpa's missing.)''
--->'''Lisa:''' ''(gasps)'' Oh no! We left Grandpa back at the gas station! ''(dead silence)'' What about Grandpa?
** '''Groundskeeper Willie:''' Shhh! [[TropeNamer You wanna]] [[YouWannaGetSued get sued]]?!
** Marge discovers a phrase written on the walls: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yGJGTjV2WE "NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY"]]
--->'''Homer:''' ''(eerily calm)'' So, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking of something along the lines of "No TV and no beer make Homer" something something.
--->'''Marge:''' ''(nervous)'' Go crazy?
--->'''Homer:''' ''(hysterically)'' Don't mind if I do!
*** The entire montage of Homer going crazy, making a scary face, seeing it in a mirror, getting scared, screaming and falling down the steps, becoming unconscious. Then Marge locks him in the food pantry.
*** '''Homer:''' "Can't murder now. Eating."
** And later:
--->''(Homer chops through a door with an ax)''
--->'''Homer:''' Heeeere's Johnny! ''(the camera pulls back to reveal an empty room)'' D'oh!
--->''(Homer chops through a second door)''
--->'''Homer:''' [[DavidLetterman Daaaaavid Letterman!]]
--->'''Abe Simpson''' ''(who somehow made to the house, despite that the family left him at the gas station in the beginning, it's snowing, and Grampa is known for being senile)'': Hi David, I'm Grampa!
--->'''Homer:''' D'oh!
--->''(Homer chops through a third door)''
--->'''Homer:''' ''(holding a ticking stopwatch)'' I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on ''SixtyMinutes''!
--->'''Family:''' Aah!
** Groundskeeper Willie dies from being axed in the back by psychopathic Homer.
--->'''Willie:''' Ack! Is that the best you can do? ''(collapses to the floor)''
** Homer upon seeing the hand held TV.
--->'''Homer:''' Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover... Urge to kill fading...fading...fading...RISING!...fading...fading...gone.
*** At the end, when the family becomes frozen from sitting in the cold snow.
---->'''Homer:''' URGE TO KILL RISING.
* From the second segment "Time and Punishment":
** Being warned not to touch anything when in the distant past (in this case, prehistoric times). To say nothing about his father warning him about TheButterflyEffect ''on his wedding day'', Homer accidentally sneezes... and starts [[DisasterDominoes a chain reaction that ends with all the dinosaurs dead]].
--->'''Homer:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Thiiiiiis is gonna cost me...]]
*** What really sells this is all the dinosaurs are literally standing in a perfect line, dying one after another as Homer looks on.
** No thanks to his love of donuts, Homer paradoxically threw away paradise.
--->''(Homer arrives back in the present with the time machine toaster. The house has been transformed into a luxurious estate.)''
--->'''Lisa:''' Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?
--->'''Homer:''' Hmm. Fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, luxury sedan. Woohoo! I hit the jackpot! ''(he sits down at the table, trying to sound like a rich gentleman)'' Marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
--->'''Marge:''' Donut? What's a donut?
--->''(Homer screams like a crazy man and runs back to the time machine. Marge looks out the window and sees donuts falling from the sky.)''
--->'''Marge:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Hmph. It's raining again.
*** And immediately afterwards, Homer's back in prehistoric times:
---->'''Homer:''' Don't touch anything?! I'll touch whatever I feel like! ''(And he begins beating every animal and tree with a wooden club. He stomps on one small animal, but the topper is when he punches a huge prehistoric mosquito before beating it with his club.)''
** Also, the (second) death of Groundskeeper Willie in a ''Sound of Thunder'' spoof where ''Maggie'' axes him in the back, pulls her pacifier out, and intones in the deep, dark voice of ''Creator/JamesEarlJones''.
--->'''Maggie:''' This is ''indeed'' a disturbing universe.
** Homer's hand getting stuck in the toaster. TWICE.
* From the third segment "Nightmare Cafeteria":
** Groundskeeper Willie getting [[RuleOfThree a third axe in the back death.]]
--->'''Willie:''' Ach, I'm really bad at this!

!!!110 - Bart's Girlfriend
* After Jessica and Bart (unwillingly) pull the Springfield Elementary fire alarm, panic ensues, though Groundskeeper Willie has one concern:
-->'''Willie:''' If I don' save the wee tur'les, who will?! ''(He kicks open a door to a lab and rushes in. Moments later, he runs back out, with turtles biting him all over)'' Gah! Save me from the wee tur'les! They were too quick for me!
* Also this conversation:
-->'''Marge:''' I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
-->'''Homer:''' Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
-->'''Marge:''' That's not what I meant.
-->'''Homer:''' It was, Marge. Admit it.
* Homer putting in a coupon for 30 cents off Shake 'n Bake in the church collection plate.
* Bart skating over a sunflower seed carried by an ant and falling down the hill.

!!!111 - Lisa On Ice
* '''Skinner''': All students please proceed immediately to an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.[[note]]For additional hilarity, this is a reference to an incident where a new school opened and asked local children to name said school and they picked "Springfield Elementary". There was initial outcry but the name got to stay.[[/note]]
* '''Ralph''': I won!
** '''Skinner: No, Ralph. You're failing English.
** '''Ralph''': [[HypocriticalHumor Me fail English? That's unpossible!]]
* '''Chief Wiggum:''' We won! We won! But uh, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza.
* Lisa worries that failing gym is going to haunt her:
-->''(In the future, Lisa is being inaugurated in as President of the United States.)''
-->'''Supreme Court Justice:''' I now pronounce you President of these United --
-->'''Reporter:''' Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
-->''(Crowd gasps; Lisa is handcuffed.)''
-->'''Justice:''' ''(to Lisa)'' In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island! Don't worry, it's just a name.
-->''(later, Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters)''
-->'''Lisa:''' He said it was just a name!
-->'''Man:''' What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!
* '''Jimbo Jones:''' It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother!
* Later, Lisa's success in hockey begins to make Bart jealous.
-->'''Bart:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Hello, Queen Lisa.
-->'''Lisa:''' Bart! What are you doing in my room?
-->'''Bart:''' Lisa, certain differences, rivalries, if you will, have come up between us. At first I thought we could talk it over like civilized people. But instead, I just ripped the head off Mr. Honeybunny! ''(Holds up a headless stuffed rabbit in one hand, its head in the other hand.)''
-->'''Lisa:''' Bart, that was ''your'' cherished childhood toy.
-->'''Bart:''' Aah! Mr. Honeybunny! ''(tries to repair it, kisses it numerous times)''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(from downstairs)'' Quiet down, Bart!
-->'''Lisa:''' Bart, just get outta here.
-->'''Bart:''' Hey: it's a free country. ''You'' get out.
-->'''Lisa:''' That doesn't make sense.
-->'''Bart:''' I know you are, but what am I?
-->'''Lisa:''' Get out, get out!
-->'''Bart:''' OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this: ''(windmills arms)'' If you get hit, it's your own fault.
-->'''Lisa:''' OK, then I'm going to start kicking air like this. ''(kicks)'' And if any part of you should fill that air, ''(kicks)'' it's ''your'' own fault.
-->''(They walk towards each other, then start fighting. In the kitchen, Marge overhears Bart and Lisa's yells as she's taking a pie out of the oven.)''
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, I better go check that out. ''(to Homer)'' Now Homer, don't you eat this pie!
-->'''Homer:''' Okay... ''(Marge leaves)'' All right, pie, I'm just going to do this. ''(chomps air)'' And if you get eaten, it's your own fault! ''(walks towards pie, chomping air, and hits head on range head)'' Ow! Oh, my... aw, to hell with this. ''(grabs pie, eats it)''
* Later, the scene where Homer asks Marge which kid she likes best and says "You can't possibly like Maggie best! What has she ever done? Nothing for nobody!" At which point Maggie jumps up to intercept a beer bottle flying at Homer's head.

!!!112 - Homer Badman
* '''Apu:''' I have asked you nicely to stop mangling my merchandise. I now have no choice but to...ask you nicely again.
* Homer and Marge's daring escape from the candy convention.
** The highlight is when Homer mixes a can of cola with some Pop Rocks and uses it like a grenade to stop the candy conventioneers from advancing, even getting in a badass one-liner: "SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!" This is then of course, followed by Homer dramatically jumping away from the explosion. The writers referred to this as "a parody of every BruceWillis movie ever made".
* As Homer gets out of the shower, he sees a helicopter hovering outside his bathroom window, causing him to shriek and fall over, getting wrapped in his shower curtain. Cue it being shown on the T.V.:
-->'''Newsman:''' Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers!
-->'''Homer:''' Hey, that's a half-truth!
* Homer needs help to clear his name.
-->'''Homer:''' Help me, God! ''(phone rings and Homer answers)'' ...Hello?
-->'''Deep Voice:''' Hello Homer. This is ''God''...frey Jones from the TV magazine show "Rock Bottom".
* Homer's "[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Under the Sea]]" parody sequence, during which he happily gorges himself on the friendly, dancing sea creatures.
-->'''Marge:''' That's your solution to everything. Move under the sea. It's not gonna happen.
-->'''Homer:''' Not with that attitude.
* The [[ManipulativeEditing edited]] interview with the rapidly changing clock.
** The best part has to be the end of the interview, as we're shown a clearly freeze-framed image of Homer, VCR artifacts and all, looking like a buffoon and "attacking" Godfrey Jones, which is then followed by a quick voiceover, "Dramatization, may not have happened."
* The gripping portrayal in ''Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber''.
* Some of Rock Bottom's other interviews:
-->'''Godfrey Jones:''' Tonight, on "Rock Bottom", we investigate a sex farm for sex hookers.
-->''(cut to a farmer being interviewed)''
-->'''Farmer:''' I keep telling you, I only grow sorghum here.
-->'''Interviewer:''' Uh huh. And where are the hookers?
-->'''Farmer:''' Round back... oops.
* The list of corrections at the end of Rock Bottom is totally worth freeze framing.
** "Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a [[PowerRangers Mighty Morphin Power Ranger]]".
** "[[TakeThatAudience If you're reading this, you have no life.]]"
** Which appears some time after "[[TakeThatUs The people writing these have no life.]]"
* '''{{Kent Brockman|News}}:''' This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.

!!!113 - Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
* Grampa and Homer being run out of town by a group of hillbillies, complete with hillbilly music playing in the background (until Homer mentions that the hillbillies didn't start chasing them until Grampa put on the music in the first place).

!!!114 - Fear of Flying
* A man identical to Homer, [[PaperThinDisguise wearing an unconvincing moustache]], enters Moe's Bar.
-->'''Guy:''' Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
-->'''Moe:''' Oh, get out of here, Homer.
-->'''Guy:''' Homer? Who is Homer? My name is [[FailOSuckyName Guy Incognito.]]
-->''(camera pans outside as he's [[CurbStompBattle beaten to a crap]] and thrown out. The real Homer passes by.)''
-->'''Homer:''' Oh my God! This man is my exact double- Oh my God! [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny That dog has a fluffy tail!]] Here Puff, here Puff!
* After coming home from the airport, when Marge decided to get off the airplane.
-->'''Homer:''' Permit me to solve the mystery: your mother has a [[TitleDrop fear of flying]]!
-->'''Bart:''' So much for the days when I could say, "[[OnlySaneMan At least my mother's normal]]."
-->'''Marge:''' Everyone has a fear of something.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(smugly)'' Not ''everyone''.
-->'''Marge:''' '''''Sock puppets!'''''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(panicked)'' Where!? Where?! AAAUGHH! ''(Runs offscreen)''
* '''Homer:''' That's just the engine powering up... that's just the engine struggling... that's just a carp swimming around your ankles.
* "Springfield Psychiatric Center: Because There May Not Be Bugs On You."

!!!115 - Homer the Great
* Homer wants to find out what Lenny and Carl are doing without him being involved and he tells Marge.
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so ''illegal''. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?
-->'''Homer:''' Well, ''something'' did!
-->'''Marge:''' I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, OK, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. ''(gets up)'' I'm... going outside. To... stalk... Lenny and Carl. ''(beat)'' D'oh!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSpOjj4YD8c the Stonecutters song]].
-->'''All:''' Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
-->'''Carl:''' Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
-->'''Lenny:''' Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
-->'''Alien:''' We do! We do!
-->'''All:''' Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do!
-->'''Skinner:''' Who robs cavefish of their sight?
-->'''Homer:''' Who rigs every Oscar night?
-->'''All:''' We do! We do!
* '''[[PatrickStewart Number One]]:''' "Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!"

!!!116 - And Maggie Makes Three
* Other than a heartwarming ending, it has this:
-->'''Marge:''' I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time. Until then, please, keep this to yourselves.
-->'''Patty:''' Oh, if he found out now, it would probably destroy him, huh?
-->'''Marge:''' Oh, yes.
-->'''Patty & Selma:''' Gotta go!
-->'''Marge:''' Wait a minute! Wait, I know that look. Now promise you won't tell Homer.
-->'''Selma:''' Oh, we promise we won't tell...''Homer''.
-->''(At their apartment, they rush to the phonebook, and open it to page one)''
-->'''Patty:''' Hello, is this A. Aaronson? It might interest to you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant, again.
-->''(The scene fades away, looks like a lot of time passed, phonebook on last page.)''
-->'''Patty:''' ''(on the phone)'' Just thought you'd like to know, Mr. Zykowski. There. Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know.
* Indeed, soon everyone knows except Homer, who's going to his new job at the bowling alley:
-->'''Homer:''' Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box. That's nice work, Homer.
-->'''Homer:''' Thank you, thank you very much. It is nice work.
-->'''Apu:''' Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy. Congratulations, sir!
-->'''Homer:''' It's true, the bundle is little, but I'm not in it for the money.
-->'''Moe:''' Hey, Homer! Way to get Marge pregnant.
-->'''Homer:''' This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I ''do'' enjoy working at the bowling alley.
* When he arrives home, people are just throwing Marge a baby shower:
-->'''Homer:''' Hey, it's me. It's hell out there! Hey, wait a minute. What are all these presents? It looks like you're... ''showering'' Marge with gifts. Hmm...with little, tiny baby-sized gifts. Well, I'll be in the tub.
-->'''Maude:''' By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.
-->'''Homer:''' New job? ...Marge is pregnant?! Noooooo!
* Homer setting up a flashback to his being devastated about Marge's pregnancy, as it will screw up the family's finances. The flashback begins with a thin, pajama-clad Homer lacking a head (funnier than it sounds).
-->'''Homer:''' *moans* We're doomed!
-->'''Marge:''' (disembodied) Homer, you had a head.
-->'''Homer:''' (disembodies) Check.
-->''His head pops out of the collar of his pajamas.''
-->'''Marge:''' (disembodied) And your bottom was a little bigger.
-->'''Homer:''' (disembodied) Aww.
-->''His butt inflates slightly.''
* Homer's plan to increase business at the bowling alley... by firing a shotgun into the air while screaming "Bowling!"
-->'''Lisa''': Mom, make Dad tell the story right!
-->'''Marge''' (''exasperated''): That's what happened.
-->'''Lisa''': Oh.

!!!117 - Bart's Comet
* The ending - Earlier in the episode, Homer predicted that [[spoiler:the comet would just burn up in the atmosphere and end up the size of a Chihuahua's head]]. [[BrickJoke After that exact thing happens]], Bart and Lisa comment that it was exactly what Homer predicted.
--> '''Homer:''' I know, kids - ''I'm scared too.''
--> ''[Homer hugs Bart and Lisa, and all three of them look around terrified.]''
* The citizens of Springfield deciding to burn down the Observatory, [[InsaneTrollLogic so nothing like this ever happens again]].
* "I've said it before, and I'll say it again - Democracy simply doesn't work."
* After the attempt to blow up the comet has failed, Homer comments that "It's times like this I wish I was a religious man" and Reverend Lovejoy promptly runs down the street screaming about how they're all going to die.
* When they can't close the door to the Flanders' bomb shelter because it's stuffed full with the residents of Springfield, someone has to get out. Krusty starts listing the people they'll need after the comet hits; Moe says they'll need power, which Homer can do - Cue Homer looking around shiftily, and going "[[SureLetsGoWithThat Uh, yeah... I can do that]]."
** Afterwards, Homer declares they won't need left-handed stores, and therefore Flanders should go, all the while making hushed apologies to Rod & Todd. And then a minute later, ''[[{{Hypocrite}} calls out the entire town for being willing to leave Flanders to die]]'' and saying he's disgusted with all of them.
--> '''Homer''': ESPECIALLY HIS CHILDREN!
* After Principal Skinner tries to get the "Big-Butt Skinner" balloon down, he finds that Bart was making a call on his cell phone. After hearing the astronomer tell Bart that he discovered a comet, Skinner yells, "NOOOO!" and let's the balloon go. Upon realizing he let the balloon go, he yells, "NOOOO!!!!" again. Then, a newspaper boy drops off today's issue, in which the headline reads, "PREZ SEZ: SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS!" Skinner ends the act with a BigNo.
* What Kent Brockman does on his [[LastDayToLive "final"]] newscast.
--> '''Kent''': Now, over the years, a newsman discovers something that for one reason or another, he just can not report. But it doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay: ''[rapidly scrolling LongList appears]''
--> '''Marge''': Turn it off.
--> '''Homer''': ''[taking notes]'' Just a second...

!!!118 - Homie the Clown
* '''Krusty:''' Put $5,000 on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G. to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty, buy me a clean one.
* Krusty's response to his advisor's suggestion of opening a clown college.
-->'''Krusty:''' Forget it. I'll just cut back on the condor egg omlettes. Mmm, a couple of those would be tasty right now.
* Homer's clown hallucinations, complete with that circus music.
-->'''Homer:''' That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! ''(walks out the front door)''
-->'''Bart:''' I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
** The bit a moment earlier when he [[CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind makes a circus tent out of mashed potatoes]].
* Krusty going through the funny place names during clown college and Homer laughing hysterically at Seattle.
** Plus the moment when they're trying on the baggy pants but Homer's pants fit perfectly.
--->'''Krusty:''' Those are supposed to be baggy pants! BAGGY!
--->'''Homer:''' I've never had a pair of pants fit this well in my liiiife.
* Homer's first gig as Krusty the Clown.
-->'''Kid:''' It's the [[{{Expy}} Krusty-Burglar!]]
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, my God! He's stealing all the burgers! Why you little...
-->''(Homer immediately [[CurbStompBattle starts beating the crap out of the Krusty-Burglar]], as the kids in attendance watch in horror.)''
-->'''Kid:''' ''(sobbing)'' Stop! Stop! He's already dead!
-->''(Two guards have to drag Homer away)''
-->'''Announcer:''' Uh, Krusty the Clown, everybody?
-->''(scattered applause from the kids)''
-->'''Krusty-Burglar:''' ''(in Slavic accent)'' Please look at my medical alert bracelet... ''(groans)''
* Krusty betting ''against'' the Harlem Globetrotters, appaerntly not knowing it's all a show.
-->'''Krusty:''' I thought the Generals were due!
** "That game was fixed! They were using a freakin' ladder, for God's sake!!
* This gem...
-->'''Plastic Surgeon:''' Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.
-->'''Krusty:''' ''(looks in morror)'' AAAAAAAAHHH! I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME, YOU MORON!
-->'''Plastic Surgeon:''' Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus I did [[GagBoobs your breasts]].
-->'''Krusty:''' Does anybody hear me complaining about the breasts?

!!!119 - Bart vs. Australia
* Bart calls a man living on an island engulfed in lava from a recent volcanic eruption. When he sees a pay phone floating by and ringing, [[TooDumbToLive he reaches over and ends up drowned/incinerated]].
* The Spanish dictator misinterpreting Bart's phone call as a sign that his people are revolting against the government.
* The koala getting electrocuted when Bart makes his phone call to Australia.
* The scene of everyone in Australia chasing The Simpsons, including some thugs from the movie ''Mad Max''.
* The whole scene involving the Australians choosing a boot to use on Bart.
* Lisa being amazed that Bart can write legibly on his own butt.
* The Marine punching Homer in the face after Homer does his irritating "Australia/America" schtick.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLVJm7QW3dA Homer's ignorant pronounciation of the country of Uruguay, and his family just looking at him.]]

!!!120 - Homer vs. Patty and Selma
* Homer telling Mel Brooks that the movie ''YoungFrankenstein'' scared the hell out of him.
* Homer accidentally throwing Marge out of the house as he's kicking Patty and Selma out after the Gruesome Twosome rat Homer out on his bad investment.
* Bart falling in a ditch as he's being chased by bullies for admitting his love of ballet.

!!!121 - A Star Is Burns
* Principal Skinner about to be burned at the stake:
-->'''Skinner:''' I'm telling you people, the Earth revolves around the Sun!
-->'''Abe:''' Burn him! ''(He starts to light Principal Skinner on fire)''
-->'''Photographer:''' ''(takes a picture)'' What a story!
-->'''Abe:''' ''(chasing the photographer)'' You've stolen my soul!
* When Mr. Burns is attempting to pick who gets to play him in a biopic, we see a sequence where several people including William Shatner and Hannibal Lecter give their try with Burns's "Excellent" CatchPhrase. Then comes Homer...
-->'''Homer:''' ''Exactly''.....heheheh.....'''D'OH!'''
* During the film judges' meeting after all the films were presented:
-->'''Jay Sherman:''' How can you vote for Burns' movie?
-->'''Krusty:''' Let's just say it moved me...''to a bigger house!'' Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
* A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIlpYLIiZLE glimpse]] from "[=McBain=]: Let's Get Silly!":
-->'''[=McBain=]:''' Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? *{{Beat}}* That's the joke.
-->'''Random Man:''' You suck, [=McBain=]!
-->''([=McBain=] pulls out a machine gun from his jacket and starts firing at the audience.)''
* Rainier Wolfcastle talk about the movie in interview with [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic Jay Sherman]]:
-->'''Wolfcastle:''' The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
-->'''Jay:''' How do you sleep at night?
-->'''Wolfcastle:''' On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
-->'''Jay:''' Just askin'. Yeesh.
* From Barney's movie ''Pukahontas'', a funny exchange from a mostly sad biopic:
-->'''Barney:''' My name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic.\\
'''Lisa:''' Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scouts' meeting.\\
'''Barney:''' Is it, or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?
** Another funny bit while the movie is playing:
--->'''Woman''' ''(softly)'': It's brilliant. Savagely honest, heart-breaking. He has the soul of a poet.
--->'''Barney''': You're very kind.
--->'''Woman''' ''(rudely)'': Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
--->'''Barney''': It didn't die.
* ''Man getting hit by football''. A short movie involving Hans Moleman getting hit in the groin by a football. This also happens to Jay Sherman after mentioning that there are better things in life that watching a man get hit in the groin with a football. At the end, we see another version of the short featuring George C. Scott getting hit in the groin with the football, which incidentally beat out Mr. Burns' film, even after he bribed all of Hollywood into voting for it.
* Bart filming Homer putting on his trademark blue pants and naming the film, ''The Eternal Struggle''.
* The meta-joke of Bart watching ''The Flintstones Meet the Jetsons'' and moaning that it's another cheap cartoon crossover -- until Homer introduces Bart to [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic Jay Sherman]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQbF1mxYEVY Homer and Jay's burping contest]]. Jay wins by a landslide, as his is so loud he set off two car alarms.

!!!122 - Lisa's Wedding
* Flanders beating Smithers during the knight exhibition.
* Lisa tries to tell Marge that she doesn't want to wear white at the wedding because she had sex with Milhouse before getting married (and, as popular wedding traditions go, only women who stay virgins until their wedding day are allowed to wear virginal white). Marge's response: "Oh, Milhouse doesn't count."

!!!123 - Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
* Mr. Burns' rousing cover of "[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Be Our Guest]]", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsFHEK_o9U8 "See My Vest"]], wherein he describes the various animals he killed for his wardrobe.
* The end where it looks as if Homer hanged himself in the basement, but is actually grabbing onto a rafter and batting a lightbulb as a means to cope with the loss of the million-dollar greyhounds he let Mr. Burns adopt.

!!!124 - The PTA Disbands
* When Homer initially expresses disgust with the perpetual motion machine Lisa has made.
-->'''Homer:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It just keeps going faster and faster!]] ''(The payoff comes about a minute later, when Marge asks Homer to do something; he calls Lisa into the room and angrily declares)'' In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
* After the teachers' strike is announced, cut to a little girl in the empty gym hanging from the rings on the roof.
--> "Hellooooo? Mrs Pommelhorse? I'd like to get down now"
* Bart visits the bank and pulls a prank on the people waiting in line.
-->'''Bart in Voice #1:''' What do you mean the bank is out of money!?
-->'''Bart in Voice #2:''' Insolvent?!
-->'''Bart In Voice #3:''' You only have enough cash for the next 3 people!
-->''(Crowd starts going crazy)''
-->'''Bank Guy:''' I don't have your money here! [[Main/ItsAWonderfulLife It's in....Bill's house...And...Fred's house!]]
-->'''Moe Szyslak:''' ''(Turns to guy next to him)'' Hey, what the hell are you doing with my money in your house Fred? ''(Punches Fred, setting off a huge fight)''
* Also this moment in Homer and Marge's bedroom:
-->'''Marge:''' There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
-->'''Bart:''' [evilly] Hello, mother dear.
* '''Jasper:''' Talking outta turn... That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window... That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals... That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe... OOOH, you better BELIEVE that's a paddlin'.
* During the PTA Conference:
-->'''Man:''' The PTA has disbanded! Huh! HUH! AARGH! ''(jumps out window)''
-->'''Ned Flanders:''' No, the PTA has not disbanded. ''(Same man jumps back in and sits down)''
* The "purple monkey dishwasher" scene from this episode never fails to make laughter.
-->'''Bart:''' Now for Operation Strike-Make-Go-Longer. ''(to teacher)'' You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute.
-->''(The teachers whisper it through the line)''
-->'''Teacher:''' ''(to Edna)'' Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple money dishwasher.
-->'''Edna:''' Well! We'll show him, especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark.
* '''Bart:''' ''(talking to Principal Skinner)'' She said you'd fold faster then Superman on laundry day.
* Lisa's need for being graded:
--> '''Lisa:''' Grade me! Look at me. Evaluated rank me! I'm good good good and oh so smart. Grade me!
--> ''Marge scribbles "A+" on a blank piece of paper. Lisa sighs with relief''
--> ''Cut to Homer and Marge's bedroom''
--> '''Marge:''' I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning, I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.

!!!125 - 'Round Springfield
* This part of Lisa's dream:
-->'''[[LawyerFriendlyCameo Mufasa]]:''' You must avenge my death, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Kimba - I mean Simba]].
-->'''[[StarWars Darth Vader]]:''' [[BeamMeUpScotty Luke, I am your father]].
-->'''Creator/JamesEarlJones:''' ''This'' is CNN.
-->'''"Bleeding Gums" Murphy:''' Will you guys cut it out? I'm trying to say goodbye to Lisa.
-->'''Other guys:''' We're sorry.
* Krusty tries to defend himself on TV:
-->'''Kent Brockman:''' This just in: Krusty the Clown staged a press conference today to defend himself against charges that his products are unsafe, his theme park is a death trap, and that he's marketing videos of Tonya Harding's wedding night.
-->'''Krusty:''' And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they entered the Krustyland House of Knives. Next question?
-->'''Woman:''' What about that little boy who got appendicitis from eating your cereal?
-->'''Krusty:''' To prove that this metal O is harmless, I will personally eat one. ''(takes a mouthful)'' See? There's nothing ''(starts screaming and writhing)'' Oh, boy! This thing is shredding my insides!
-->'''Sideshow Mel:''' Er, Krusty, that wasn't the metal one, that was a regular Krusty-O.
-->'''Krusty:''' It's poison!

!!!126 - The Springfield Connection
* Homer becoming extremely exhausted after running a mere couple inches.
* Homer's maniacal wailing after Marge arrests him and tells him he has the right to remain silent (with Homer choosing to waive the right).
* Homer eating Hans' last meal and Hans being executed in a local jail.

!!!127 - Lemon of Troy
!!!128 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1
* Mr. Burns walking into his office and turning on the light. Homer is holding a can of spray paint, with '''MY NAME IS HOMER SIMPSON''' painted on the wall.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Who the devil are you?
* Then later:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(revealing a [[ChekhovsGun holstered gun]])'' I've decided to protect myself, after I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(offscreen)'' D'oh!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 7]]
!!!129 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2
* Tito Puente's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Z4Hl_GqWE Slanderous Mambo]].
* Smithers' dream that Mr. Burns is alive, in his shower, and part of a campy 1960s crime show called ''Speedway Squad: In Color!''
* Skinner's alibi for not shooting Mr. Burns. While he was planning to attack Mr. Burns himself after the meeting, he was in the men's room putting on camoflage make-up at the time of the shooting. In the flashback, we see that Skinner has mixed up his camoflage make-up with his ''mother's'' make-up, noticing too little too late. Then Superintendent Chalmers walks in...
-->'''Flashback Chalmers:''' Oh, I'm terribly sorry, ma'am--
-->'''Flashback Skinner:''' Superintendent Chalmers!
-->'''Flashback Chalmers:''' ''(Realizes it's Skinner)'' ...Oh my God...
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' So, Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?
-->'''Skinner:''' Oh, yes. But anything else he says is a filthy lie.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI&feature=plcp Moe on the lie detector:]]
-->'''Eddie:''' Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
-->'''Moe:''' No! ''(buzz)'' All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. ''(ding)''
-->'''Eddie:''' Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
-->'''Moe:''' Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. ''(buzz)'' ''A'' date. ''(buzz)'' Dinner with friends. ''(buzz)'' Dinner alone. ''(buzz)'' Watching TV alone. ''(buzz)'' All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. ''(buzz)'' Sears catalog. ''(ding)'' Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! ''(buzz)''

!!!130 - Radioactive Man
* This hilarious bit:
-->'''Skinner:''' ''(over the PA system)'' Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man---
-->'''Nelson:''' Radioactive Man, stupid!
-->'''Skinner:''' ...Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that.
* The entirety of the campy 1970s ''Radioactive Man'' show (which the director does not want the movie to be like).
** The best part has to be the bit where everyone, including the ''villains'' and some girls in midriff tops, miniskirts and go-go boots (including one who looks like a bald Amy from ''Futurama''), start dancing.
* "I keep telling you! He's seventy-three years old, and he's dead!"
* [[TheGogglesDoNothing My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"]]
* When the director is flipping through the magazine, we see all these full page ads for Film Utah, Film New York, etc and then they suddenly stop at the ad that says "Flim Springfield" "This place must be hot! They don't need a big ad or even correct spelling!"
* The running gag with people's hats flying off in moments of surprise - thanks to malfunctioning air conditioners.

!!!131 - Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
* Just the way Homer sounds when he screams "Why you COTTON PICKIN...!" and strangles Cletus.
* The Child Welfare officers running over a tricycle after hearing that The Simpson kids may be living in squalid conditions.
* Rod and Todd being traumatized over ''Itchy and Scratchy''.
* Homer's momentary lapse into spiritual peace after saving his son from a lake baptismal, only to bark, "I SAID, 'SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE, FLANDERS!'" when Flanders asks him what he just said.
* Homer and Marge are trying to find Ned Flanders, who's about to baptize their kids:
-->'''Marge:''' Where are we going? Where are we going?
-->'''Homer:''' OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders! ''(thinking)'' I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and -- ''(aloud)'' The Springfield River![[note]]He's right.[[/note]]

!!!132 - Bart Sells His Soul
* The intro where Bart tricks everyone into singing "In The Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly. During the song, Reverend Lovejoy finds out it's rock music, and a beach ball bounces on his head, and the scene ends with Mrs. Feesh (the church organist) collapsing ([[CrowningMomentOfAwesome after playing the entire song -- which is 17 minutes long]]).
* Moe's breakdown while running "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag."
* The part where Bart's bike gets sucked up by a street cleaner truck, only for a newer and supposedly better bike to come out in its place. That bike crumbles to pieces, as the street cleaner inexplicably laughs evilly at Bart's misfortune, only for his truck to crash down a set of stairs leading to a subway station.
!!!133 - Lisa the Vegetarian
* Lisa has decided to stop eating meat.
-->'''Homer:''' So, you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
-->'''Lisa:''' No.
-->'''Homer:''' Ham?
-->'''Lisa:''' No.
-->'''Homer:''' Pork chops?
-->'''Lisa:''' Dad, those all come from the same animal!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Yeah right, Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal!
* The "You Don't Win Friends With Salad" conga (with Marge joining in -- not to take sides, but because it was catchy).
* The entirety of the pro-meat propaganda filmstrip.
-->'''Troy [=McClure=]"Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about."
** Just the image of a shark leaping out of the water to attack a gorilla.
* Homer chases the runaway pig as it rolls through some bushes:
-->'''Homer:''' It's just a little dirty! It's still good, it's still good!
-->''(The pig ends up in the river)''
-->'''Homer:''' It's just a little slimy! It's still good, it's still good!
-->''(The pig gets stuck in the dam and is blown away by the water pressure)''
-->'''Homer:''' It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good!
-->'''Bart:''' It's gone.
-->'''Homer:''' I know. ''(Scene cut to the Nuclear Power Plant)''
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' You know Smithers, I think I'll donate $1 million to the local orphanage... when pigs fly!
-->''(Smithers and him both laugh, then [[CueTheFlyingPigs the pig goes flying past the window]])''
-->'''Smithers:''' Will you be donating that money now, sir?
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' No, I'd still prefer not.

!!!134 - Treehouse of Horror VI
* From the first segment "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores":
** Chief Wiggum mistakenly shoots at an absurdly tall basketball player, thinking him to be one of the giant advertising characters come to life.
--->'''Wiggum:''' Aw, they're not so tough.
--->'''Lou:''' Um....Chief, that ''wasn't'' a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team.
--->'''Wiggum:''' Um, yeah, well, he was turning into a monster. Yeah.
* From the second segment "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace":
** The end of the short has Willy and his hilariously pitiful attempt to scare Bart and Lisa.
* From the third segment "Homer[[superscript:3]]": Homer screaming "CRAAAAAPPPP!" after getting sucked into a black hole.

!!!135 - King-Size Homer
* The beginning where Smithers and the hired goons who work for Burns (and the Disney Corporation) break into the bathroom and drag Homer out -- all because he wants to get out of five minutes of calisthentics.
* Dr. Hibbert refuses to take part in Homer's personal weight-gain plan.
-->'''Homer:''' Could you recommend a doctor that will?
-->'''Dr. Hibbert:''' ...Yes. ''(scene cut)''
-->'''Dr. Riviera:''' Hi, everybody!
-->'''Bart & Homer:''' Hi, Dr. Nick!
* Homer mocking traffic as he stays home from work, due to experimental monkeys taking over the freeway: "Gas, brake, honk! Gas, brake, honk! Honk, honk, punch! Gas, gas, gas!"
* Homer driving the ice cream truck through the fence, and all the employees getting excited and running after it.
* And from the end of that episode:
-->'''Lisa:''' I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.
-->'''Bart:''' And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt ''prevented'' the release of toxic gas-
-->'''Marge:''' ''BART!''
* And then there's:
-->'''Homer:''' Mmm... I ''can'' feel three kinds of softness.
-->'''Lisa:''' Dad, what are you doing down there?
-->'''Homer:''' Washing my fat guy hat, honey.
* The ENTIRE sequence of Homer working from home, especially when he uses the computer. Especially when Homer complains about daylight savings ("lousy farmers!"), the 'Y' situation ("So many letters to choose from, I'll pick Y!") and "Hey Mrs Doesn't Find Me Attractive Sexually Anymore, I just tripled my productivity!"
* Mr Burns and Homer from the very end of the episode:
-->'''Mr Burns:''' ''(to a fat Homer who is attempting to do a sit up and failing)'' ONE. ONE. ONE!! Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!
-->'''Homer:''' Woohoo!

!!!136 - Mother Simpson
* After Homer uses a dummy to fake his own death:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(surprisingly sadly)'' Smithers, who was that corpse?
-->'''Smithers:''' ''(increasingly sad and teary)'' That was... Homer Simpson, sir... one of the finest, bravest men ever to grace Sector 7-G! ''(calm and bureaucratic again)'' I'll mark him off the list.
* When Homer visits [[spoiler: (what he has believed for a long time to be)]] his mother's "grave":
-->'''Homer:''' '''''Creator/WaltWhitman?!''''' Aargh! '''[[PunctuatedPounding Damn! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman!]]''' ''Literature/LeavesOfGrass'', my ass!
* Later, Mr. Burns attempts to storm the Simpson home ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill in a tank]]'' in order to arrest Homer's mother Mona, who sabotaged his chemical lab in TheSixties. Before doing so, he puts in a tape of "Music/RideOfTheValkyries"...only for it to cut to "Waterloo" by ABBA after a few seconds (Smithers accidentally taped over it)[[note]]Originally, the song was going to be "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by WHAM!, but FOX couldn't get the rights to the song in time. Either way, both WHAM! and Abba are bands known for being popular among gay men, making this yet another reference to Smithers being a homosexual[[/note]]. The icing on this piece of cake is the look on Burns' face when his moment is ruined. It was also oddly hilarious to watch them storm the house to that music anyway.
* Abe's attempt at stalling the feds was gold.
-->'''Abe:''' All right, I admit it: I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly-fly dada.
-->'''Friday:''' Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
-->'''Abe:''' A little from column A, a little from column B.

!!!137 - Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
* A man who looks like Urkel from ''FamilyMatters'' being one of the representatives of television during the secret meeting.
* Krusty seeing the porno mags on the table and yelling, "Hey, ''hey''! Now ''this'' is my kind of meeting!"

!!!138 - The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
* Troy [=McClure=] walking off-stage, sighing in "Why the hell am I doing this?"-style defeat, and smoking a cigarette during the first commercial break.
* Troy getting poked in the stomach after falling asleep during the "cut-out classics" montage.
** In the deleted scenes, Homer is going through all the care packages that Mona sent him, and Mona asks what he's doing for a living. He explains that he's working for the nuclear plant, to which Mona, most likely due to her history with Mr. Burns, is clearly disappointed. Homer reassures her that he doesn't work very hard. [[ObfuscatingStupidity Then quietly tells her he's actually bringing the place down from the inside.]]
* Troy ending the episode with a montage of "hardcore nudity!" (though the nudity is mid-PG-level).

!!!139 - Marge Be Not Proud
* The past Christmas photos, showing Bart doing goofy things to ruin the picture, including holding a speech bubble that says, "I stink!" next to Homer and Homer [[ComicallyMissingThePoint saying, "Hey, I don't remember saying that!"]]
* Bart getting thrown out the house by Milhouse's mom after Bart asks Milhouse if he can play Bonestorm.
* The different video game mascots encouraging Bart to take the video game.
-->'''Mario:''' Go on Bart, take-a the Bonestorm.
-->'''Luigi:''' The store, she's-a so rich, she'll never notice.
-->'''Donkey Kong:''' Duhh, it's the company's fault for making you want it so much.
-->'''Lee Carvallo:''' Don't do it son, how's that game going to help your putting?
-->'''Sonic:''' Just TAKE IT! Take it take it take it take take it! TAKE IT!

!!!140 - Team Homer
* Bart and Lisa both have to adapt to Springfield Elementary's new school uniforms.
-->'''Bart:''' Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms ''suck''!
-->'''Marge:''' Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(nearby, using the phone)'' Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
-->'''Marge:''' HOMER! Watch your mouth!
-->'''Homer:''' Aw, I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
* The kids causing a riot after the rain turns their uniforms into tie-dyed art.

!!!141 - Two Bad Neighbors
* The prank war between Homer and George H.W. Bush.

!!!142 - Scences from the Class Struggle in Springfield
* The beginning where Grampa breaks the TV and is promptly dropped off at the retirement home
* Tom Kite yelling at Homer to get away from his golf clubs (though he can have his golf shoes).
* Homer swinging a golf club until he lets it go...and it knocks out Krusty the Clown as he's learning how to golf.

!!!143 - Bart the Fink
* Bob Newhart's rambling eulogy for Krusty, which he makes up on the spot (he was waiting for a different funeral to start):
--> '''Bob Newhart''': Oh. Um, although I started my career several years before Krusty, so I could never really have learned anything... ''directly'' from him, still, I think, in a way, in a very meaningful way, that I... that all, ''all'' of us... have learned... from him. That is, by being, a clown on television for, for... for so many years. Even though, uh, y’know, many of us, we didn’t really watch his show. (audience is silent) Uh, th-thank you.
!!!144 - Lisa the Iconoclast
!!!145 - Homer the Smithers
* A drunk Lenny tries to thank Mr Burns for a good time, but he ends up horrifying Mr Burns. Smithers is begging for forgiveness when driving Mr Burns home.
--> '''Smithers:''' I'll never be able to forgive myself. [Smithers starts hitting his head on the steering wheel] Never, never, never, never, never!
--> '''[Mr Burns puts up the window between the two of them and the phone rings]
--> '''Smithers:''' Never, never, never, never! [Smithers is still hitting his head on the steering wheel]
* Homer's attempt at making Mr. Burns breakfast, which [[EpicFail ends with Homer setting fire to a bowl of cereal -- by merely pouring milk and cereal in a bowl]]
* Smithers looks for the ''worst'' employee at the nuclear power plant to replace him while he goes on vacation, so that Burns will be awfully grateful when Smithers is back:
-->'''Smithers:''' ''(typing into computer)'' Incompetent... ''(screen shows "714 matches")'' 714 names! Better be more specific. ''(types some more)'' Lazy, clumsy, dimwitted, monstrously ugly. ''(screen shows "714 matches" again)'' Ah, nuts to this, I'll just get Homer Simpson.
* After Mr. Burns is punched in the face by Homer, he decides to call Smithers by dialing his name on the phone (764-84377 spells S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S). [[note]]Which for some reason, is one digit longer than a standard phone number of 7 digits.[[/note]] He winds up calling Moe Szyslak at his bar.
-->'''Moe:''' ''(the phone rings and he answers)'' Moe's Tavern.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(on the other end)'' I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers. First name Waylon.
-->''(Moe thinks it's another prank phone call and catches on early)''
-->'''Moe:''' ''Ohhhhhh.'' So you're looking for a ''Mr. Smithers'', eh? First name ''Waylon'', is it? Listen to me you! When I ''catch'' you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, ''OK!?'' Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!

!!!146 - The Day the Violence Died
* The ''SchoolhouseRock'' parody about an Amendment for flag-burning waiting to be ratified.
* Roger Meyers' line after Bart and Lisa try to tell him that they had a plan to save his company from bankruptcy ("Oh, great. Why don't you write it down and mail it to last week, when I might have cared!")

!!!147 - A Fish Called Selma
* The Dr. Zaius musical.
* A DeletedScene during Troy's bachelor party, where Homer protests over showing a film about nudists because it doesn't have "adult themese and situations."

!!!148 - Bart on the Road
* Bart putting the car on cruise control, only to promptly wind up driving through a corn field.
* When Lisa has to explain Bart's plight to Homer:
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(rapidly)'' Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Martin, Milhouse, and Nelson to week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't come back home and Bart's working as a courier and he just got back from Hong Kong!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(Face reddens; in an [[DissonantSerenity eerily calm]] tone)'' Yes, that's a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment.
-->''(Homer puts on a radiation suit and rages incomprehensibly for a few seconds. He then returns to Lisa.)''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(calm again)'' Okay. I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home. Then I will ''murder'' him.
** Lisa's reason for objecting to said murder: "No, no! Then he'll know I told!"
* The phone calls Marge keeps answering before the credits roll.
-->''(phone rings)''
-->'''Marge:''' Hello? Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night.
-->''(phone rings)''
-->'''Marge:''' Hello? Tennessee State Police! No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville! I don't know ''where'' to begin telling you what's wrong with that. Good night.
-->''(phone rings)''
-->'''Marge:''' Hello? No. Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam. ''(slams phone down; Homer snickers)'' Homer, are you laughing at me?
* Nelson being the only kid who enjoyed hearing Andy Williams sing.
* Bart describing Branson, Missouri, as "Vegas, if it were run by Ned Flanders"

!!!149 - 22 Short Films About Springfield
* Dr. Nick: "Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself skin failure!"
* "That monkey is going to pay."
* Superintendent Chalmers' visit to Principal Skinner:
-->'''Chalmers:''' Good Lord, what is happening in there? ''(the house is on fire)''
-->'''Skinner:''' [[BlatantLies Aurora Borealis]]?
-->'''Chalmers:''' Ah--''Aurora Borealis?!'' At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, ''localized '''entirely''' within your kitchen?!''
-->'''Skinner:''' Yes.
-->'''Chalmers:''' May I see it?
-->'''Skinner:''' Oh, erm... No.
-->'''Agnes:''' Seymour! The house is on fire!
-->'''Skinner:''' No, mother! It's just the Northern Lights!
* The scene of Homer, Maggie and Santa's Little Helper at the newsstand.
* The scene where Nelson Muntz gets payback by a very tall man and has to walk before his car, with his pants down, and has to wave and blowkiss at people. Everybody watching laughs at Nelson in the same way ''he'' normally does to them.

!!!150 - Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
* Assassination attempt #1: Vidal attempts to poison the water Grandpa's false teeth are kept in. It fails when Grandpa breaks the glass and puts his alarm clock in his mouth instead.
-->'''Vidal:''' He's more clever than he looks.
* Assassination attempt #2:
-->''(cut to Vidal dressed as Homer)''
-->'''Fernando Vidal:''' D'oh! Not again!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(dressed as Marge)'' I can't take much more of your blundering numbskullery.
-->''(Smithers enters, dressed as Bart)''
-->'''Smithers:''' I'll be in the car dudes.
* Assassination attempt #3.
-->'''Fernando Vidal:''' There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
-->''(Bursts into retirement home with machine gun and starts randomly firing away)''
-->'''Jasper:''' Was that me or was that you?
-->''(Abe runs away screaming from the gunfire, and into next room)''
-->'''Abe:''' Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me!
-->'''Nurse:''' Okay, we'll do something about that right away. Let's start by doubling your medication.
-->''(Vidal comes through and shoots everywhere. Nurse pulls out shotgun)''
-->'''Nurse:''' ''(BANG)'' '''OUR RESIDENTS-''' ''(PUMP,BANG)'' '''ARE TRYING-''' ''(PUMP,BANG)'' '''TO NAP!'''
-->''(Vidal runs away)''
* "Ah, Del Monte! Enjoy them, old man, for they will be your last!"

!!!151 - Much Apu About Nothing
* Apu being too depressed about being deported to care that Kearney is using a fake ID to buy beer ([[SeriesContinuityError even though "Lisa the Iconoclast" established that Kearney is well over the legal age to buy and drink alcohol]] without the use of a fake I.D.) and shoplifting some ice cream sandwiches (which have now melted in his armpits).

!!!152 - Homerpalooza
* Lisa and Bart watching Music/CypressHill performing:
-->'''Bart:''' ''(sniffing)'' What is that smell?
-->'''Lisa:''' [[TheStoner It smells like Otto's jacket.]]
* Otto noticing his shoes are talking.
* Later, backstage at the festival:
-->'''Roadie:''' May I have your attention please! Who here ordered the London Symphony Orchestra? I repeat, someone here ordered the London Symphony Orchestra! Possibly while high! Cypress Hill, [[TheStoner I'm looking in your direction]].
-->''(The band members confer in whispers)''
-->'''B-Real:''' Uh yeah, I think we did....um, do you guys know 'Insane in the Membrane'?
-->'''Violinist:''' We mainly play classical, but I suppose we could give it a shot.
-->''(Cypress Hill begin to perform 'Insane in the Membrane' with the orchestra backing)''

!!!153 - Summer of 4 Ft. 2
* Milhouse yelling, "SCHOOL'S OUT! UP YOURS, KRABAPPEL!" and running out of the classroom -- which would be the perfect thing to do on the last day of school, but, as Mrs. Krabappel pointed out, she was glad that everyone else (including Bart, surprisingly) remembered that school ends when the clock strikes 3:00 p.m., not ''9:00 a.m.''
* Homer hiding the M-320 in the dishwasher -- and [[BrickJoke the later scene of Marge cleaning the blackened and burnt dishes]] after the M-320 exploded and caused a disgusting flood of dead fish and oily-looking water.
* Homer using a welcome mat as makeshift underwear -- and getting caught by the cops.
* Homer giving possibly the greatest GoshdangItToHeck ever over Lisa's beach friends' "gift" to her.
-->'''Homer:''' SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR![[note]]Even though the station wagon is actually Marge's. Homer's car is the purple four-seater that he had since his post-high school days when he was working at the golf course and was dating Marge, until he knocked her up[[/note]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 8]]
!!!154 - Treehouse of Horror VII
* In the opening, Homer is lighting a jack o' lantern, but he accidentally catches his hand on fire, then his whole body, and he starts running around screaming.
* From the first segment "The Thing and I": Lisa suggesting Radio Shack as a possible place that Hugo may be hiding.
* From the third segment "Citizen Kang":
** The alien Kodos disguised as President Bill Clinton:
--->'''Kodos:''' My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
--->'''Kodos:''' I am Clin-ton! As overlord, all will kneel before me and obey my brutal commands. ''(crosses arms over chest)'' End communication.
** Kang's political speech when disguised as Bob Dole:
--->'''Kang:''' Abortions for all.
--->'''Crowd:''' Booo!
--->'''Kang:''' Very well, no abortions for anyone.
--->'''[[UnpleasableFanbase Crowd:]]''' Booo!
--->'''Kang:''' Hmm... Abortions for some, [[TakeAThirdOption miniature American flags]] for others.
--->'''Crowd:''' Yaaaaaaay! ''(waves miniature flags)''
** Later, when everybody on Earth is forced into slavery under Kang's control of power.
--->'''Homer:''' Don't blame me, ''I'' voted for Kodos! ''(gets whipped)''

!!!155 - You Only Move Twice
* As Homer and Marge are trying to sell their house in order to move to Cypress Creek:
-->'''Apu:''' Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines and rearrange your carefully shelved items. Ha! Now you know how it feels!
-->'''Homer:''' Thank you, come again!
* Just about anything [[BenevolentBoss Hank]] [[AffablyEvil Scorpio]] says or does:
** Hank introduces himself to the family at their new house.
--->'''Marge:''' Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
--->'''Hank:''' We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush; they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
** Homer leaning about his new job from Hank.
--->'''Hank:''' The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean. I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you. That's gonna show you what trust is all about. Ready?
--->'''Homer:''' Right.
--->'''Hank:''' Three... Two... ''(phone rings)'' One second... ''(he answers it)'' Hello?
--->''(Homer falls backwards and says "D'oh)''
--->'''Hank:''' Oh, my God, there a guy on the floor. ''(helps Homer up)'' Uh, that was a phone call; don't chalk that up to mistrust, now.
** Hank Scorpio's brief conversation with a government spy who is cuffed to a table.
--->'''James Bont:''' Scorpio, you're totally mad! Do you expect me to talk?
--->'''Hank:''' I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now!
** Homer has to quit his job for his family and Hank Scorpio has a bizarre last request for him.
--->'''Hank:''' But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help me a lot. ''(grabs flamethrower, starts attacking soldiers with it while laughing)'' Hey Homer, you're missing out on '''some''' fun!

!!!156 - The Homer They Fall
* The Fan Man chasing after Moe (who stole his fan so he can rescue Homer from being beaten up by Drederick Tatum)

!!!157 - Burns, Baby Burns
* A lot of Larry Burns' lines (no surprise, since Rodney Dangerfield voiced him)

!!!158 - Bart After Dark
* Bart's victory chant before falling off the roof of the house ("S-u-c-c-e-e-s. That's the way you spell success!")

!!!159 - A Milhouse Divided
* Homer laughing at Kirk (Milhouse's dad) after finding his messed up demo tape, "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
* Kirk getting his car stolen by Starla
* Bart hitting Homer with a chair (after seeing Luann's new boyfriend withstand a chair hit) while Homer is enjoying a nice bath.
* A subtle one: Kirk mentions that Starla works as a temp for a radio station called KZOG Radio 530 and is going to help him launch his singing career by playing his demo tape. Radio stations with the call number 530 are used for traffic broadcasts, and wouldn't air music in the first place, making Kirk stupider for believing in his skank girlfriend.
* Milhouse's dad trying to win back Luann by singing to her at Homer and Marge's remarriage -- only to get shot down.
* Marge hiding the plate of Allied Biscuits after Luann mentions that Kirk's cracker factory plunged to sixth place with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.
* Homer mentioning the comic strip premise of "Love Is..." ("It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married...")

!!!160 - Lisa's Date with Density
* During Band Class:
-->'''Crowd:''' "Lisa likes Nelson!"
-->'''Milhouse:''' "She does not!"
-->'''Crowd:''' "Milhouse likes Lisa!"
-->'''Janey:''' "He does not!"
-->'''Crowd:''' "Janey likes Milhouse!"
-->'''Uter:''' "She does not!"
-->'''Crowd:''' "Uter likes Milhouse!"
-->'''Mr. Largo:''' "''NOBODY'' LIKES MILHOUSE!"
* Later, Lisa gets Milhouse to pass a love note to Nelson. Nelson reads note, then looks over at Milhouse, who waves at him. Next thing you know Milhouse is on a stretcher, being loaded into an ambulance. When Lisa tries to apologize to him the paramedic tells her "He can't hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze."
** Sadly, knowledge of the so-called "gay panic defense," anti-gay bullying being a big issue in middle school and high school, and the rise in school violence (often perpetrated by troubled kids bringing weapons in) turns this one into a FunnyAneurysmMoment.

!!!161 - Hurricane Neddy
* Flanders verbally attacking everyone after his house collapses and his attempts to [[StepfordSmiler keep calm]] fall through.
* Ned arrives at Calmwood Mental Hospital, driving straight through the front gates. And as he checks in:
-->'''Ned:''' I just attacked all my friends and neighbors just for trying to help me. I'd like to commit myself.
-->'''Nurse:''' Very well. Shall I show you to your room, or would you prefer to be dragged off kicking and screaming?
-->'''Ned:''' Ooh, kicking and screaming, please.
-->'''Nurse:''' As you wish.
-->''(two orderlies grab Ned and drag him away)''
-->'''Ned:''' [[BigNo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!]]
* A therapist, Dr. Foster tries to get Ned Flanders to express his repressed anger, so he makes Homer read insults to Ned from cue cards. The window separating the two guys rolls down.
-->'''Homer:''' Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
-->'''Ned:''' Well howdy, Homer! ''(window rolls up)'' Thanks for dropping by!
-->'''Dr. Foster:''' Hmm. He's not responding. Proceed to level 2 antagonism. ''(the window rolls down again)''
-->'''Homer:''' Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
-->'''Ned:''' Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder.
-->'''Dr. Foster:''' Ah, he's still repressing. Maximum hostility factor.
-->'''Homer:''' I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now ''that's'' psychiatry!

!!!162 - El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of [Our] Homer)
* Bart sees something outside the bathroom window.
-->'''Bart:''' ''(noticing Homer's silhouette in the lighthouse light)'' Hey Lisa, is that dad?
-->'''Lisa:''' Either that or Batman really let himself go.
* '''Homer:''' IN YOUR FACE, SPACE COYOTE!
-->'''Marge:''' ''(with much confusion)'' Space coyote?
* '''Homer:''' Oh man, this is crazy! I hope I didn't brain my damage!
* '''Homer:''' A ghost train! And so little time to get out of the way. Now less! Now ''none''!
* Homer meets his spirit guide:
-->'''Homer:''' Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?
-->'''Space Coyote:''' Are you kidding?! If anything you should get ''more'' possessions! You don't even have a computer.
* As Homer finds ways to rationalize his journey was AllJustADream:
-->'''Homer:''' And that talkin' coyote was really just a talkin' dog.\\
'''Dog:''' Hey, Homer. Find your soulmate.\\
'''Homer:''' Wait a minute, dogs can't talk!\\
''(The dog barks)''\\
'''Homer:''' Damn straight.

!!!163 - The Springfield Files
* LeonardNimoy's introduction:
-->'''Nimoy:''' Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
* Just before his encounter with the alien, Homer comes across a giant billboard reading "DIE". He screams. A wind blows a tree aside, revealing that it said "DIET". He screams louder. After Homer first sees the alien [[spoiler: who turns out to be a heavily drugged Mr. Burns]], he runs from the alien and manages to spell out "Yahhhh!" as he runs through the grass, even leaping to get the exclamation mark down.
* '''Chief Wiggum:''' I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter... (First in response to Homer's alien sighting, then to an arsonist turning himself in.)
* Also, Homer failing the lie detector test in a most [[IncrediblyLamePun explosive]] manner.
-->'''Agent Scully:''' Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
-->'''Homer:''' Yes.
-->''(The polygraph abruptly explodes upon Homer's answer being registered)''
* The police line up scene featuring nothing but famous famous aliens, including [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Marvin The Martian]], [[Film/TheDayTheEarthStoodStill1951 Gort]], Series/{{ALF}}, [[StarWars Chewbacca]] and Kang(or is it Kodos?) from the series proper is a neat little visual gag.
** And the commentary reveals they didn't bother getting the copyright for any of them, calling it the most illegal shot in animation history. Though the only complaint they got was from the creator of ALF, who was only upset that he didn't get to do the voice.
* "HUMAN BLIMP SEES FLYING SAUCER"
* Scully rolling her eyes as Mulder goes on yet another rant about the paranormal, followed by him finishing long after everyone is gone.
** "The unsolved mysteries of... ''UnsolvedMysteries''! The truth is out there!"
* And the part where Moe and two Mexican workers are trying to get the killer whale they kidnapped back to Sea World.
* The part at the end of act two where Nimoy is told he has ten minutes left - then runs to his car and never comes back (save for a cheap appearance during the alien sighting carnival in act three).

!!!164 - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
* Everyone using Marge's pretzels to pelt Whitey Ford (and Homer wanting Marge to rename her pretzels "Whitey Whackers")
* The "Whack-A-Mole" couch gag, which features the clown hallucination music from "Homer the Clown"
!!!165 - Mountain of Madness
* Mr. Burns decides to hold a plant fire drill. The entire scene has several highlights, but this was the best.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Smithers, what's a good time for a plant evacuation?
-->'''Smithers:''' 45 seconds.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' And how long has it been?
-->'''Smithers:''' I don't know sir. This stopwatch won't go past 15 minutes.
** Keep in mind that not one person has gotten out yet.
** Then Homer gets out first, and barricades the rest in by blocking the door.
-->'''Homer:''' I think I won, Mr. Burns!
* Later, as Homer and Mr. Burns are trapped inside the snowed-in cabin:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
-->'''Homer:''' YouAndWhatArmy? ''(he imagines Nazi snowmen behind Mr. Burns and shrieks)'' Stand back! I have powers! Uh, political powers!
-->''(Mr. Burns imagines political figures including MahatmaGandhi and AbrahamLincoln)''
-->'''Imaginary Lincoln:''' ''(swinging a chain)'' '''IIIIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!'''

!!!166 - Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeaVGLcQ-fE Krusty Komedy Klassic]]. It's not a good idea to have a comedy special at the Apollo Theater when your special's initials are "KKK" ''and'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice said initials are in white -- and appear behind you onstage]].
* At the end of Shary Bobbins' bedtime song, "A Boozehound Named Barney":
-->'''Shary:''' And so, let us leave, on this heartwarming scene...
-->'''Bart:''' Can I be a boozehound?
-->'''Homer:''' Not 'til you're 15.
* If you cut every corner there'll be more time for play, it's the American way!
* Bart's method of cutting costs.
-->'''Bart:''' And I'll take up smoking and give that up!
-->'''Homer:''' Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
-->'''Lisa:''' But he didn't DO anything!
-->'''Homer:''' Didn't he, Lisa? ''Didn't he?'' Hey, wait a minute, HE DIDN'T! ''(Homer snatches the dollar out of Bart's hands)''
* Kearney muttering, "You're telling me, ya blue-haired [[WitchWithACapitalB witch]]" after Marge rejects him.
* Marge imagining herself with Homer's "combover" (the two strands and zigzag line that Homer has left of his hair).

!!!167 - The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
* The ''Itchy & Scratchy'' writers seemed to have taken Homer's suggestion to not kill Poochie off to heart....or have they?
-->'''Itchy:''' Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say. Do you?
-->'''Poochie:''' Yes, I certainly do! ''(his voice changes to Roger Meyers, Jr.)'' I have to go now. [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome My planet needs me]].
-->''(The cel with Poochie on it is crudely moved upwards, as it then cuts to a title card reading, "Note: Poochie [[DroppedABridgeOnHim died on the way back to his home planet]].)

!!!168 - Homer's Phobia
* Homer, in a desperate attempt to either scare his son [[IncrediblyLamePun straight]] or show him what it means to be a real man's man, takes his son to a tour of a steel mill. But then it falls apart when the steel mill is staffed by every HardGay and CampGay stereotype, both of which are cranked UpToEleven.
** "Hot stuff comin' through!"
--->'''Bart:''' Dad...why did you bring me to ''a gay steel mill'''?
--->'''Homer:''' ''(breaking down sobbing)'' I don't know! This is a nightmare! ''(to the gay workers)'': You're all sick!
--->'''Random Mill Worker:''' Oh, be nice.
--->'''Homer:''' Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! ''(break whistle blows)'': Oh my God, what's happening now?
--->'''Foreman:''' We work hard, We ''play'' hard.
--->''(The steel mill then turns into a stereotypical gay nightclub, complete with smoke machines, flashing lights, and man dancing in front of a slow-moving fan while his and the fan's shadows are cast all about.)''
* Earlier, he makes him sit in front of a huge billboard ad for cigarettes showing two sexy girls pillowfighting:
-->'''Homer:''' Well, it's been two hours. How do you feel?
-->'''Bart:''' I don't know. I kind of want a cigarette.
* This line.
-->'''Homer:''' I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals [[CampGay FUH-LAMING]]!
* Marge tries to delicately break it to Homer that John is gay, but he keeps missing her hints.
-->'''Marge:''' He enjoys the company of men!\\
'''Homer:''' Who doesn't?

!!!169 - Brother from Another Series
* Lisa beliving that stopping Cecil, Sideshow Bob's brother, cannot be done.
-->'''Lisa:''' Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' Oh, I see. When it's one of ''my'' evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when ''Cecil'' tries to kill you, it's "hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless!"
* This moment after Cecil's plan failed.
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well that's some good work, Lou. You'll make Sergeant for this.
-->'''Lou:''' Uh... I already am Sergeant, Chief.
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Perhaps you are - But I say Bob goes back to jail!
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' But surely... I mean-- I caught Cecil!?
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Maybe so. But Lou here says you were resisting arrest.
-->'''Lou:''' No, I didn't, Chief.
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Quiet, Lou - or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast, it'll make your head spin!
* Homer finding Ralph Wiggum on his lawn (still in bed) after the water from the broken dam crashes through the town (and surprisingly causes no damage) and Ralph whines, "I think I wet my bed!"

!!!170 - My Sister, My Sitter
* Though a very polarized episode (with more people hating it because of Bart being a Jerkass and the fact that there's no way in hell an eight-year-old would be allowed to babysit if this show followed reality), there is one genuinely funny part: Chief Wiggum confusing a Bob Saget live comedy special for a Bob Seger concert.
!!!171 - Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
* When Prohibition is declared in Springfield, Homer comes up with a surprisingly clever workaround. He garners a large amount of money, which impresses Marge. Naturally, [[BlackAndWhiteMorality Lisa]] calls Homer out for his actions. The response that she gets is a simultaneous "GoToYourRoom, Lisa!" from Homer, Marge, and Bart, complete with pointing upstairs.
* Rex Banner looks over Springfield, determinted to stop the alcohol bootlegging.
-->'''Rex Banner:''' You're out there somewhere Beer Baron. And I'll find you.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(faint shout from across the town)'' [[{{troll}} No you won't!]]
-->'''Rex Banner:''' Yes I will!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(faint again)'' ... Won't!
* Homer runs out of liquor and decides to brew his own.
-->'''Marge:''' What on earth happened down there?
-->'''Homer:''' Uh, nothing, Marge. I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner!
-->'''Homer:''' Kamboom! Blam! Oh, excuse me again, dear.
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, there's no point in pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.
-->'''Homer:''' What's that, dear? Kablamo!
-->'''Marge:''' You made a little money, and had the fun of being a wanted criminal; why not give it up, while you're ahead?
-->'''Homer:''' Boom.
** Then Homer goes downstairs and there's another explosion. A few seconds later he runs outside on fire, rolls around screaming until the fire is out, then stands up and calmly says "I've thought about what you said, honey, and I've decided to quit."
* Homer's toast after the Prohibition law was repealed (which, in a lot of funny and sad cases, is TruthInTelevision).
-->'''Homer:''' To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems!

!!!172 - Grade School Confidential
* This gag that further proves that Krusty is illiterate (or, at the very least, semi-literate):
-->'''Maude Flanders:''' We're talking about S-E-X! In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
-->'''Krusty:''' ''Sex Cauldron?!'' I thought they shut that place down!
* After Skinner and Edna request to tell the town their side of the story.
-->'''Chalmers:''' Oh, yeah, that'll be ''real'' productive. Who do you want to talk to first? The guy with a bumblebee suit or the one with a bone through his hair?\\
'''Sideshow Mel:''' My opinions are as valid as the next man's!
* After Skinner reluctantly to the townspeople that he's a virgin, a beat is followed by:
-->'''Nelson:''' Ha-ha!\\
'''Homer:''' Hey, does this mean that Mrs. Krabappel is a virgin, too?\\
'''Edna:''' Ha!
* The kids getting sick at Martin's party, including Nelson [[LaserGuidedKarma getting a stomach ache after punching Martin in the stomach]], Bart feeding his oysters to the cat, and Lisa telling Bart that she faked food poisoning (since she's a vegetarian[[hottip:*:Though oysters actually are acceptable to eat by vegetarians and vegans, since the oyster doesn't have a nervous system and therefore can't feel pain, freeing up any guilty feelings of animal suffering. On top of that, oysters are more plant than animal]]) just so she can leave.

!!!173 - The Canine Mutiny
* The cops having a pot party after the blind man claims that his marijuana was medically prescribed to him for his eyesight.

!!!174 - The Old Man and the Lisa
* Mr. Burns is the guest speaker at Lisa's "Junior Achievers" club:
-->'''Lisa:''' Does your plant have a recycling program?
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(confused) "Re-cy-cling"? ''(He turns his mental dictionary to "R", and searches but doesn't find "recycle" anywhere)'' I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that term, you adorable little ragamuffin.
-->'''Lisa:''' You never heard of recycling? It means to reuse things to conserve our natural resources.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' [[SarcasmMode Ooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?]] Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing? Well, I say "hard cheese"!
* Later, the bankrupt Mr. Burns has to sell his house to [[ProfessionalWrestling Bret "The Hitman" Hart]]:
-->'''Real Estate Agent:''' And, I'm sure a pro-wrestler such as yourself will appreciate all the closet space, Hitman.
-->'''Bret Hart:''' ''(sniffs)'' Eww! This place has got old-man stink!
-->'''Smithers:''' ''(to Mr. Burns)'' Don't listen to him, sir. You've got an enchanting musk.

!!!175 - In Marge We Trust
* The "Mr. Sparkle" commercial.
* Flanders' incessant calls about his alleged sins being the reason why Reverend Lovejoy has stopped caring about helping others.
* Homer's line, "Now ''that'''s religion!" after Reverend Lovejoy recounts his fight with the monkeys at the zoo.

!!!176 - Homer's Enemy
* The rats running into Moe's Tavern after the abandoned factory collapses ("Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your shoes!")
* Though considered offensive by some, Frank Grimes' mental breakdown and death is considered funny and well-deserved by those who think Frank Grimes was too mean to Homer.
!!!177 - The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
* The end showing all the crazy plots for future episodes (most of which have come true in some capacity), and the newer episodes allegedly featuring a tiny, green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer can see.
!!!178 - The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
* Bart puts 15 megaphones end-to-end, making the amplification louder, and says "TESTING!". The result is a sonic feedback loop so huge, it sends a shockwave throughout all of Springfield, breaking every window in the process and even Homer's Duff beer bottles.
* Bart nailing all of his targets during his artillery practice -- and missing one. [[spoiler:Turns out he did hit his target: Principal Skinner's car just as Skinner was about to get in it]]
** There's also the fact that while everyone else at the shooting range was using single-shot rifles, the instructor assumed that because Bart had attended public school he would have proficiency in small arms, so he moved him up to something a little more advanced - ''a grenade launcher''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 9]]
!!!179 - The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
* Definitely a FunnyAneurysmMoment now, but Homer rushing up both World Trade Center towers to use the bathroom, only to get his car ticketed again while doing so, leading him to yell a "D'OH" that the entire city hears.
** The observation deck's apparently only bathroom's sign, "Out of order, please use other tower".
* The ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlUOBt5VXGE I'm Checking In]]'' musical.
* Homer attempting to drive with the boot still on his car with people yelling for him to get off the road. then he turns on the radio and kicks it in when he gets "everything is beautiful...".
* Homer's response to Lisa asking if they can go back to New York City again someday: "We'll see, honey. We'll see."
* Teenage Homer's first trip to New York, ending with him falling into a sewer while getting chased by a pimp (and Homer's end line about how the C.H.U.D.s got him).

!!!180 - The Principal and the Pauper
* Armin Tamazarian (the "Principal Skinner" impostor) yelling, "Up yours, children!" as he leaves Springfield.
* For as much flak as that episode got for ruining Principal Skinner's continuity, there's an utterly hilarious moment when the real Seymour Skinner is dealing with his mother. Agnes has been used to having Seymour under her thumb her whole life, so when the new guy actually disobeys her, her reaction is pure gold.

!!!181 - Lisa's Sax
* The WB bumper with Michigan J. Frog singing, "Coming up next on the WB/Another bad show that no one will ''see''!" then grumbling, "Uh, I need a drink!"
* Homer and Marge meet with school psychiatrist Dr. J. Loren Pryor to discuss 5-year-old Bart's sadness, only for it to turn into a discussion about 3-year-old Lisa's potential. Dr. Pryor advises Homer and Marge to start nurturing Lisa's gifts now, believing her potential to be limitless.
-->'''Homer:''' Wow, think of all the possibilities... ''(In a thought bubble, Lisa is given a medal)''
-->'''Imaginary Announcer:''' Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize...
-->'''Homer:''' Nah... ''(Image changes to show Lisa, now wearing a gi, getting a medal)''
-->'''Imaginary Announcer:''' Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize... for kickboxing!
-->'''Imaginary Lisa:''' Hi-Ya! ''(Lisa kicks the presenter)''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(intrigued)'' Hmm...
* Later in the flashback, Springfield is suffering a major heatwave:
-->'''Ned Flanders:''' Uh, Homer?
-->'''Homer:''' What, Flanders?
-->'''Ned:''' Well, sir, I hate to be a suspicious Aloysius, but DID YOU STEAL MY AIR CONDITIONER?! (cut to footprints leading from a gaping hole in Ned's wall to the Simpsons' where the air conditioner is propped up with planks and duct taped to the wall.)''
-->'''Homer:''' I'll admit it looks bad, Flanders. But doesn't the Bible say "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"? ''(Homer gets hit by a stone thrown by the 5-year-old Rod Flanders)'' Ow!
-->'''Rod:''' Got him, Dad!
* Before 5-year-old Bart goes off to school:
-->'''Homer:''' Now, son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father game me.
-->''(Homer thinks back to when he was 5-years-old)''
-->'''Flashback Abe Simpson:''' Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. And if a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(back in present)'' Lousy traumatic childhood!
* Homer seeing his sisters-in-law melt during the heat wave while Homer relaxes in his living room with air-conditioning.

!!!182 - Treehouse of Horror VIII
* From the first segment "The HΩmega Man": Homer dancing naked to Eric Burdon's "War" while in church.
** Homer running down the Edgar Winter Group while yelling, "Die, you chalk-faced goons!"[[hottip:*:Edgar Winter and his brother are albinos in real life]]
** Homer kicking a skull off its shoulders while watching a comedy movie starring David Spade and ChrisFarley.
* From the second segment "Fly vs. Fly": Homer accidentally punching Lisa through the transporter.
** Homer chasing Bart with an axe after Bart and the fly switch back into their normal bodies.
* From the third segment "Easy-Bake Coven": Homer (dressed as a female belly dancer) chucking rocks at his own house during the first Halloween.
** Homer screaming, "They're in my hair! They're in my hair!" as the bats attack him.
** Marge the witch turning Eddie and Lou into a snowman and a Cinderella-esque fairy princess respectively.

!!!183 - The Cartridge Family
* The waiting period before Homer can get his gun. He has to wait 5 days, so he sits in the front of his house and sees all the things he wants to shoot, but can't: a family of bunnies, a line of baby ducks, a Target store truck, Patty and Selma on a tandem bike, and Ned Flanders on a riding mower (for extra ComedicSociopathy points, Flanders passes by at least twice).
* Homer's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tfZ5iwb-mI bizarre]] ImagineSpot when he ponders what would happen if he used to use his gun to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. He becomes a Southern U.S senator with a giant plantation, with Marge go-go dancing in a bikini.
-->'''Homer:''' I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart! All right, put your-- ''(he is then seen driving away from the store, with a sandwich in his hand)'' D'oh! Oh well, I'll rob it next time. ''(takes a bite out of the sandwich)''
* Homer bought a gun, and Marge does not like that:
-->'''Marge:''' I don't want any guns in the house Homer, they only cause accidents! Remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?
-->'''Homer:''' [[DiscontinuityNod I thought Smithers did it.]]
-->'''Lisa:''' That would've made a lot more sense...
** (This is funnier when you know that the alternate ending to "Who Shot Mr. Burns" was that Smithers shot Mr. Burns, rather than Maggie -- and that the alleged "winner" of the "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" contest guessed that Smithers did it, even though the real winner was an anonymous Internet user who guessed that Maggie did it.)
* Homer turns out to be more of a gun nut than the NRA. Double points when he turned on the TV with his gun...and the show that came on had a cowboy fall off a roof after getting shot. Let's put it this way: you ''know'' you're in trouble when you're told off by a crabby old lady, a mobster, a hick, your cynical, sleazy bartender friend, and a local kids' show host whose life behind camera is a miserable, seedy one.
-->'''Agnes:''' ''(with her typical motherly sternness)'' I've never seen such recklessness.
-->'''Louie:''' [[HypocriticalHumor You might have hurt somebody]].
-->'''Cletus:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Are you some kind of mo-ron]]?
-->'''Homer:''' Yeah, but--
-->'''Krusty:''' Listen, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for protecting your family, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking keeping the King of England out of your face]].
* Bart discovers the gun hidden in the veggie crisper in the fridge and decides to play William Tell with Milhouse. Milhouse holds the apple ''in his mouth''.
-->'''Milhouse:''' ''(Takes apple from his mouth)'' JINX!
** In the DVD Commentary, everyone on it realizes that John Schwartzwelder hasn't done a commentary yet, so they call him up during recording, and say that they hope that he doesn't sue them after they hang up.

!!!184 - Bart Star
* Smithers' stint as a sports announcer in high school ("Okay, that's it for the women's gymnastics team. [[HoYay Now let's bring on the men!"]])
* Homer chasing Bart around the backyard -- not because Bart did something wrong (though Bart does think this), but because Homer wants a hug from him.
* Nelson's line after it's announced that Bart will be the new quarterback: "I won't give you a 'B', but I'll tear ya a new 'A'"
* Joe Namath's entire guest appearance.
* During one of Homer's games as the coach, he uses an old-school electric football board to plan his team's strategy:
-->''"Ok, half of you vibrate one way, half of you vibrate the other way, and Nelson, you just spin around in a circle."''
!!!185 - The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
* At the bachelor auction, Moe walks onstage, and without stopping, walks straight to the "Rejects" section.
* '''Apu:''' ''(Entering the Simpson's house with his mother from India)'' Honey, I am in my home!
* Homer's advice to Apu after the secret about Marge not really being Apu's wife is revealed to his (Apu's) mother.
-->'''Homer:''' You know what you could do, Apu?
-->'''Apu:''' Oh, shut up.
-->'''Homer:''' You could fake your own death...
-->'''Apu:''' Oh, would you shut up?
-->'''Homer:''' All you'd need is a car bomb and--
-->'''Apu:''' [[CatchPhrase I can't believe you don't shut up!]]
** "There, Ganesh has been subdued."
--->'''Homer:''' ''(dressed as Ganesh)'' Allllll willll diiiiieee...
!!!186 - Lisa the Skeptic
* Homer falling for the "free boat" contest, which the police have instigated to get him to pay off his parking tickets.
!!!187 - Realty Bites
* Snake's piano wire trap plan failing at decapitating Homer, but succeeding at slicing Kirk van Houten's arm off (originally, it was supposed to just cut his sandwich, but the writers decided it would be funnier -- and more shocking -- if they made the gag gorier)
* Lionel Hutz congratulating Marge on being so honest at her job -- then giving her a blazer that reads, "Fired"

!!!188 - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
* Homer hanging from the roof while trying to put up the Christmas lights.
* Marge losing in spectacular fashion on ''Jeopardy!''
* Barney's line, "Jesus must be rolling in His grave" after Moe comments on the alleged scam The Simpsons pulled.

!!!189 - All Singing, All Dancing
!!!190 - Bart Carny
* Bart and Lisa are lying around on the furniture in front of the TV:
-->'''Bart:''' Hey Lisa, turn on the TV.
-->'''Lisa:''' You turn it on. I turned it on yesterday.
-->''(Marge walks into the room)''
-->'''Bart:''' Allowance day. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
-->'''Marge:''' You don't deserve an allowance.
-->'''Lisa:''' Sure we do. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
-->'''Bart & Lisa:''' ''(in unison)'' Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(runs in from the kitchen)'' Ice cream man! Ice cream man! ''(runs out the front door)''
* '''Nelson:''' ''(to Bart)'' You wrecked Hitler's car. What did he ever do to you? ''(punches Bart in the stomach)''
* After the family is kicked out of their own house, Homer decides to ask the police for help:
-->'''Homer:''' Carnies took over our house, you've gotta help us!
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''([[SarcasmMode sarcastically]])'' Well well, look who's here, Mr. No-Bribe. Sure, we'll help you, just sit down and wait for detective "Like-I-Give-A-Damn".
-->'''Homer:''' Thank you so much!
* When the family is thinking of a way to get their house back:
-->'''Bart:''' I say we set fire to the house, kill them that way.
-->'''Marge:''' We don't want to kill them, we just want our home back!
-->'''Lisa:''' Well...if we did set fire to the house...
-->'''Marge:''' No fires!
-->'''Homer:''' I've got it!
-->'''Marge:''' No fires!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(in disappointment)'' Ohh...
** "That's it! [[OverlyLongGag Fire!]]"

!!!191 - The Joy of Sect
* '''Mr. Burns:''' Ahoy hoy lowly mortals!
* The Leader crash-landing on Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's property and getting robbed at gunpoint.
* The family getting brainwashed by watching FOX right after Lisa is relieved that everyone can think for themselves again.
* A cult member using "The Li'l Bastard Brainwashing Kit" on Bart.
* Barney thinking his liver escaped ([[NoodleIncident again]]) after finding a discarded one on the ground (which was actually a transplant Dolph threw out after stealing a cooler).

!!!192 - Das Bus
* The kids digging into the wild boar that has been haunting them while Lisa is forced to lick slime off a rock.
* Homer ''finally'' figuring out that the Internet is on computers after spending three acts coming up with his Internet company.

!!!193 - The Last Temptation of Krust
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I The Canyonero song]]. Especially the second part.

!!!194 - Dumbbell Idemnity
* Homer's little song about his and Moe's escapade.
-->'''Homer:''' Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe! La-da-da-da da-da-da-da, insurance fraud today!
* '''Homer:''' ''(while riding down the street on a library trolley)'' Must kill Moe...wheee! Must kill Moe... wheee!

!!!195 - Lisa the Simpson
* '''Jasper:''' Moon Pie? What a time to be alive...
* Rod and Todd nearly reading [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQX7m9rXtqQ The Offensive Baseball Cap]], only to be dragged away by Ned Flanders.
* The list of useless jobs that the men on Homer's side of the family have (running an unsuccessful shrimp company, shooting birds at the airport, playing a millionaire at parties, begging celebrities for money, being a jug band manager, and complaining that his legs hurt)

!!!196 - This Little Wiggy
* Ralph showing Bart his swing set, sandbox, and a rock in his backyard:
-->'''Ralph:''' That's where I saw the leprechaun.
-->'''Bart:''' Right... a leprechaun.
-->'''Ralph:''' He tells me to burn things! ''(Bart looks at Ralph unsure)''
** Not to mention the BrickJoke at the very end where said leprechaun ''does'' show up and tells Ralph to burn the house down, with Ralph nodding yes.

!!!197 - Simpson Tide
* The whole [[TheVillagePeople "In the Navy"]] sequence, including [[TransparentCloset Smithers]] shaking his booty next to TheVillagePeople on top of the sub and their hats all floating to the surface when it submerges with them still on top of the hull.
* Homer left in command:
-->'''XO:''' 15 seconds to collision, we need a decision.
-->'''Homer:''' Hmm, what would the captain say in my spot?
-->'''Captain Tenille:''' ''<from inside the torpedo tube>'' Don't fire the torpedoes!
-->'''Homer:''' ''Fire the torpedoes!''
-->Captain Tenille is shot out of the submarine to impact on the hull of the enemy ship.
-->'''Enemy crewman:''' We've been hit by an officer!
-->'''Enemy captain:''' If they're going to fire on us, we'll respond in kind! Fire! ''<his crew grab him>'' Not me, a torpedo!
* This exchange:
-->'''Homer:''' Damage report, Mr Moe.
-->'''Moe:''' Sonar, out. Navigation, out. Radio, out.
-->'''Homer:''' Enough of what's out, what's in?
-->'''Moe:''' Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer.
-->'''Homer:''' Yes, he ''is'' handsome in an ugly sort of way.
* Lisa's deadpan response to the news report of Homer's apparent defection, featuring a photo of Homer in Russia, dressed as a Cossack and doing a Cossack dance while holding a bottle of vodka. [[NoodleIncident "I ''told'' him that photo would come back to haunt him."]]
* The meeting at the UN headquarters goes awkward.
-->'''American UN Representative:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrqcUeTcmH4 The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up?]]
-->'''Russian UN Representative:''' Yes, that's we wanted you to think! ''(switches placecard around from "Russia" to "Soviet Union")''
** The following montage with Russia reverting back to the Soviet Union (and the ominous choir music).
--->'''Zombie Lenin:''' Must. Crush. Capitalism.
* Also this line from the Naval Reserve recruitment commercial: "After basic training, you only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass!"
* '''Abe:''' "My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint but he is NOT a porn star]]!"
* Grampa's story of JFK's "terrible secret" during his war service:
-->'''Kennedy:''' Ich bin ein Berliner.
-->'''Abe:''' He's a Nazi! Get him!
* The end when Homer surfaces the submarine and finds himself surrounded by military vessels from several different factions, including a [[HornyVikings viking longboat]] and a battleship crewed entirely by [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins penguins.]] He explains his actions to the American captain by pleading "It's my first day", causing the crew to crack up laughing. He then turns to two of the other vessels and repeats his excuse in Spanish and Chinese, with the same result, before finally turning to the penguins and saying "Quack quack quack". They break up into squawks of laughter and all slide off the deck into the water.
* Homer being court martialled.
-->'''1st Admiral:''' Seaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy a black eye from which it may never recover. I ''would'' throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook Scandal. ''<puts his hat on>'' Goodbye!''<leaves>''
-->'''2nd Admiral:''' I too would punish you, but I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors. ''<also puts hat on and leaves>''
-->'''3rd Admiral:''' Um, I torpedoed a carnival cruise ship. ''<hat, leaves>''
-->'''4th Admiral:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Impersonating the First Lady.]] ''<puts'' blonde wig ''on and leaves>''
-->'''Homer is left alone in the room with the elderly janitor.''
-->'''Janitor:''' I think you're off the hook.
-->'''Homer:''' ''Woohoo!''

!!!198 - The Trouble with Trillions
* The SmashCut of Mr. Burns, Smithers, and Homer stranded on a raft after Burns gives the trillion-dollar bill to Fidel Castro and Castro refusing to give it back.

!!!199 - Girly Edition
* The first edition of "Bart's People'':
-->'''Bart:''' Joe Banks, eighty-two years young, has come to this pond every day for the past seventeen years, to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery. The ducks...were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say, Toronto. And some people think, that Joe used to sit down there, ''(camera moves to another nearby pond)'' near those ducks. But it could be, that there's just no room in this modern world, for an old man...and his ducks.
-->''(cut to Mr. Burns and Smithers watching)''
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Smithers... you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?
-->'''Smithers:''' There's no "maybe" about it, sir.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(sniffles)'' Excellent.
* '''Groundskeeper Willie:''' Away with ye! I have to finish him off while I'm still temporarily insane!
** Willie asks "Wha?!" when Lisa says that Bart is his son.
* The end of the episode, where we finally get to see a brief glimpse of the "Mattel & Mars Bar Quick Energy Choc-O-Bot Hour", a deliciously MerchandiseDriven parody that's designed to sell chocolate and "Entertaining Mattel Products" (and was earlier mentioned as being barely legal to air on TV, as it's too MerchandiseDriven for children).
* Homer tricking Grampa into adopting the helper monkey, then taking the helper monkey for himself, and Grampa saying, "Ooh, I can't wait to eat that monkey."
* A fat, out-of-shape Mojo typing out, "Pray for Mojo" on the computer.

!!!200 - Trash of the Titans
* Rod's trip to Diaper Hill:
-->'''Rod:''' Look, daddy, I'm king of the mountain!
-->'''Ned:''' Rod, you get down from there!
* Homer wakes up and sees the trash pile in his front yard gone. He then gloats about it in the kitchen.
-->'''Homer:''' This is a very, very proud day for us! Especially me, your father, me, beat City Hall! It's just like David and Goliath, only this time, David won!
-->'''Lisa's Brain:''' Oh, I know, I heard it too. Here's some music. ''(Beethoven's "Für Elise" plays.)''
* When all hell is breaking loose in Springfield as the garbage eurpts from the ground, Ned Flanders and his sons are burying a dead rabbit (complete with mini-tombstone) in their back garden and praying, "Dear Lord, please take Mr. Bunny up to Heaven...". Cue the [[BlackComedy rabbit corpse]] erupting from the ground and shrieks from the three Flanders. Wonderfully morbid.
* Also, Ray Patterson's speech after being re-instated.
-->'''Ray Patterson:''' I'm not much on speeches, but it is so gratifying...to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made, you're screwed. Thank you, bye.
* Homer getting beat up by U2's security, all completely visible on their huge concert screen while the band plays "Pride (In the Name of Love)".

!!!201 - King of the Hill[[note]]Not to be confused with the sitcom of the same name.[[/note]]
* Homer showing Bart that he made it to the top of the mountain -- and Marge looking through the telescope and finding Homer's wallet.
* Homer eating a compressed spaghetti and meatball bar, then calling the hospital.
* Homer mispronouncing "gym" as "gime."

!!!202 - Lost Our Lisa
* Lisa barfing after Cletus reminding her the skunks can go off "...even after they's dead."
* Marge thinking a boy stuck a bathtub faucet on his head with Superglue, but really got it stuck due to a plumbing accident, followed by Marge telling Bart that she wants that exact faucet for her bathroom.

!!!203 - Natural Born Kissers
* A naked Homer TemptingFate by telling the leering crowd of a football game to "...take a picture. It lasts longer." It was Camera Day and they ended up on the front page of the newspaper.
** Similarly, Homer dangling from a balloon naked slamming rear-first into...a crystal cathedral.
-->'''Reverend:''' Now let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral, which allows us to look out upon his wondrous creation.
-->''(Homer slides upwards on the glass wall, his ass visible to all, making a huge screech.)''
-->'''Reverend:''' Now quickly! Gaze down on God's fabulous park-gate floor! Eyes on the floor. Still on the floor. Always on God's floor!
* Bart and Lisa look for treasure with a metal detector, leading to a hilarious ImagineSpot.
-->'''Pirate Captain:''' Arr! Now we bury the treasure!
-->'''British Crewman:''' Uh, captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if, this time, we use it to buy things? You know, things we like?
-->''(The captain shoots the crewman and looks at the remaining members. They start digging.)''
* Pretty much the entire sequence of Homer and Marge naked.
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[[folder:Season 10]]
!!!204 - Lard of the Dance
* Before they go get the grease at Springfield Elementary, Homer and Bart have a little prayer:
-->'''Homer:''' Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that. But if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
-->'''Bart:''' Dad, he's not stupid.
-->'''Homer:''' All right, screw it, let's roll!

!!!205 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
* Homer presenting his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUD6sBrPB30 inventions]] to his family, with Marge getting shot in the face with the Make-Up Gun and telling Homer that it's set on "Whore."
* Homer's funeral, featuring Lenny as an Academy Award winner, Flanders as an archbishop, and cartoon crows Heckle and Jeckle.

!!!206 - Bart the Mother
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_WpqY74oe4 Homer yelling out the window for Milhouse]].
* Homer getting pummelled by the pitching machine at the Family Fun Center, with Bart commenting on the number of balls Homer is getting for just a quarter.

!!!207 - Treehouse of Horror IX
* From the first segment "Hell Toupée": Chief Wiggum still drinking the Squishee after it's revealed that Apu was shoved in the Squishee machine.
** Moe asking Apu if they have a special cereal for people with syphilis (which ''does'' exist in real life, only it's prescribed by doctors, not sold in stores) and Apu actually having it onhand.
* From the second segment "The Terror of Tiny Toon": Bart and Lisa diving into the soup on the ''Regis and Kathie Lee'' show.
** Poochie's cameo (despite the declaration that Poochie was never going to be on any future ''Itchy and Scratchy'' cartoon as seen on "The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show"), where he gets hit by a police car.
* From the third segment "Starship Poopers": Homer calling Marge an "intergalactic hussy," sobbing hysterically, then stopping and commenting, "Was he [Kang] better than me?"
** The part with the quote [[UnusualEuphemism "Holy flurking schnit!"]]
** The entire sequence of Kang, Homer, and Marge on ''The Jerry Springer Show''.

!!!208 - When You Dish Upon a Star
* The "Yogi Bear" dream sequence where Yogi Homer mauls Ranger Ned Flanders.
** Followed up with Homer dreaming that he's Magilla Gorilla and attacking Mr. Peebles.
* Homer parking his car on top of a [[BeachBury beach-buried]] Ned Flanders, who recognizes the muffler Homer "borrowed" for his car.
* Ron Howard trying to jump on Homer's "Celebrity Jerks" RV -- and ends up tumbling on the road.

!!!209 - D'oh-in in the Wind
* The peyote freak-out sequence, particularly: Groundskeeper Willie making out with a rake (whom he sees as a sexy Scottish woman named Fergie), Barney countering the peyote hallucinations with the ones he commonly sees while drinking beer (and thanking his pink elephant friend for always being there for him), the Rolling Stones lips telling Ned to pucker up, and Jasper and Abe sitting on a park bench and giggling like BeavisAndButthead.
* The BadBadActing of Mr. Burns' instructional video, courtesy of Homer.
* Dr. Hibbert refusing to surgically remove the flower shot into Homer's head.

!!!210 - Lisa Gets an "A"
* Similar to "Lisa on Ice", Lisa has an ImagineSpot where she worries that if she [[FelonyMisdemeanor fails her test]], it will cost her admission into Harvard:
-->'''Principal Skinner:''' Lisa, the president of Harvard would like to see you.
-->'''Harvard President:''' Nasty business, that zero. Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you, but I'll pass your file along to ''(snickers)'' Brown.
-->'''Skinner:''' Mmmm, Brown. Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, Otto?
-->'''Otto:''' Yep. Almost got tenure, too.
-->'''Lisa:''' No! Not Brown, Brown, Brown... ''(continues repeating "Brown" as the scene fades back into reality)''
-->'''Miss Hoover:''' Lisa, you're saying "Brown" an awful lot. Are you okay?
* Homer mourning over his pet lobster, Pinchy, whom he accidentally boiled (he gave Pinchy a hot bath to clean off the mud on him) and eating him during dinner. Normally, it would be a TearJerker for anyone who has lost a pet to death, but it's funny here because Homer's stupidity (running a hot bath for a lobster) killed Pinchy and, all throughout the subplot, Homer wanted the lobster so he can eat it for himself rather than buy it from the grocery store. He got what he wanted, but it is sad, because he grew attached to Pinchy and (up until that point) decided not to raise it as food.

!!!211 - Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
* This scene:
-->'''The Sea Captain''': Welcome to the Ship of Lost Souls!
-->'''Homer''': The back of the ship says, "Honeybunch"
-->'''The Sea Captain''': Yar, I been meaning to paint over that.
* The Frenchman revealing that he stole his accordian [[hottip:*:actually a concertina]] from a blind monkey, yet Homer's story of how he left his father to die disgusts him.
!!!212 - Mayored to the Mob
* The fight between the mighty robots from ''Battlestar Galactica'' and the gay robots from ''Star Wars'', with C-3PO getting his ass kicked while R2-D2 rolls away.
* When Homer saves MarkHamill and Mayor Quimby from rioting nerds during a Sci-Fi convention:
-->'''Homer:''' Mr. Hamill! Mr. Mayor! Come on!
-->'''Mark:''' Who are you?
-->'''Homer:''' Homer Simpson, nerd buster! And I'm getting you outta here!
-->'''Mark:''' ''(clutching his ankle)'' Gaah! I can't, Homer! I twisted my ankle! You guys go on without me!
-->'''Homer:''' Never! ''(picks Hamill and Quimby up)'' Follow me! ''(Homer kicks nerds aside as he brings Hamill and Quimby into a spaceship Hamill was in moments ago. He shuts the ship's door, then opens it a couple seconds later)''. How was I supposed to know it's not a real spaceship?
** Making this even better is that it was a ''SANDCRAWLER''.
* To become a bodyguard, Homer attends a boot camp run by [[DrillSergeantNasty Leavelle]], also played by Mark Hamill:
-->'''Leavelle:''' As a bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee. Not to your family, not to your country, not to Moo-hamad!
-->'''Homer:''' Even during Ramadan?
-->'''Leavelle:''' Shut yo sasshole, boy!
* As Homer is picked to be Mayor Quimby's new bodyguard:
-->'''Homer:''' WOOHOO!
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, I don't think you were listening to what they just --
-->'''Homer:''' ''(grim and firm)'' I said "Woo. Hoo."
* "HIS CORPSE IS CLIMBING THE BUILDING!"
* The first appearance meet the [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Frank Nelson type]], aka the "Yes Guy":
-->'''Homer:''' Excuse me?
-->'''Yes Guy:''' ''Yeeeeeees''?
-->'''Homer:''' Do you have a table for the mayor?
-->'''Yes Guy:''' ''Yeeeeeees''!
-->'''Homer:''' Why do you talk that way?
-->'''Yes Guy:''' I had a ''stroooooke''!
* As Homer and Louie fight, Mark Hamill suddenly appears to offer wisdom:
-->'''Mark:''' Homer, use the for-
-->'''Homer:''' The Force?
-->'''Hamill:''' The forks! Use the forks!

!!!213 - Viva Ned Flanders
* The chase sequence, featuring ElvisPresley's rendition of "Viva Las Vegas", has the most hilarious {{subversion}}s of MuggedForDisguise, as Homer and Ned attack two janitors in a closet, only for the janitors to walk out unscathed and Homer and Ned collapsing, and SoLongSuckers, as Homer and Ned get in a prize car about to drive off, only for every casino employee to overtake them.

!!!214 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
* Lenny and Carl hitting each other, yelling "Isotopes", Homer, Lenny, Carl, and Barney's drive through Springfield Elementary School, Barney slipping while they're in the shower, Homer's flashback of his night out in the form of a [[DeliberatelyMonochrome sepia tone]] silent film titled [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CljldVFRk6o ''Homer's Night Out'']] (with two scenes missing), and Homer calling Lisa "Big Maggie" after the film abruptly ends.
* The kids revealing the adults' embarrassing secrets.

!!!215 - Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
!!!216 - Homer to the Max
* When Homer changes his name to Max Power, and introduces himself:
-->'''Trent Steel:''' Hey, great name!
-->'''Homer:''' Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
* The TakeThat against animated series and TheOtherDarrin trope (which is funnier when you realize that ''TheSimpsons'' voice actors were fighting with FOX over a pay raise and FOX stated that if the voice actors didn't accept the money given to them, then they would be fired and replaced with sound-alikes).
-->'''Homer:''': Oh, ''The Laughter Family''. That's a cartoon. [[TakeThat Networks like animation because they don't have to pay the actors squat]].
-->'''Ned Flanders:''' ''(with a completely different voice)'' [[BitingTheHandHumor Plus they can replace the voices and no one can tell the diddly-ifference]]!
* Both times we see [[ShowWithinAShow '''Police Cops''']], either in its original form with the suave, [[ScarfOfAsskicking scarf-wearing]] cop that has Homer's name, and its retooled version, featuring said suave cop changed to a bumbling moron who has "Uh-Oh, Spaghetti-Os!" as his CatchPhrase.

!!!217 - I'm with Cupid
* When Homer and Marge are at Apu and Manjula's place:
-->'''Apu:''' ''(flipping through vinyl records)'' Who is your favorite Indian pop singer?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(groaning)'' Aw, don't make me choose...
-->'''Apu:''' ''(still flipping)'' Shankar, Shankar, Shankar, oh, here we go!
-->''(Apu takes out the record "Concert Against Bangladesh". He puts it on the record player, turns it on and it plays fast, inhuman sounding shrieking.)''
-->'''Apu:''' Oh, sorry...
-->''(Apu slows down the player's speed and we hear jazzy music a la Frank Sinatra, which Homer snaps along to.)''
-->'''Singer:''' You make me feel so young... You make me feel like spring has sprung...
* Homer's hilarious brawl with the pilot Fantastic Dan:
-->'''Fantastic Dan:''' I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!
-->'''Homer:''' I am so sick of that damn code!
* Homer's warped fairy tale about having to pee in an alley because the ogre (Barney) left the bathroom a mess, then waking up hours later by the kiss of a noble raccoon.

!!!218 - Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
* Principal Skinner blowing the "Who's on First?" routine by explaining the joke, then being called a "sexless freak" by Superintendent Chalmers.
* Lenny and Carl at Moe's
-->'''Carl:''' Hey, has anyone seen Homer today?
-->''(Homer goes past the bar window, hanging by his belt from the horn of a charging rhinoceros.)''
-->'''Lenny:''' There he goes.

!!!219 - Make Room for Lisa
* Marge hitting Milhouse on the head with her walkie-talkie, thinking that he was a crazed killer, then when Marge yells at Bart (and Bart tells Marge that she deserved to be pranked because she wouldn't stop eavesdropping on calls), Marge relents and tells Bart, "If anyone asks, you hit him."

!!!220 - Maximum Homerdrive
* Homer hears about "The Slaughterhouse" from Lisa during dinner in the dining room.
-->'''Homer:''' Wait, there's a place like that in Springfield? Then why are we eating ''this'' crap? ''(he shoves all of the food and dishes off the dining room table)'' Come on, everybody! We're going to "The Slaughterhouse"!
-->'''Marge:''' You didn't need to knock the food on the floor.
-->'''Homer:''' ''Didn't I?''
* As Homer is driving on the highway with Bart in [[spoiler:the late]] Red Barclay's semi truck, he sees a young boy moving his arm in the back of a passing car.
-->'''Homer:''' ''That little punk!'' I'll teach him some manners! ''( he steps on the gas pedal and moves closer to the rear of the car, the young boy gasps)''
-->'''Bart:''' No, ''dad''. He wants you to blow your horn.
-->'''Homer:''' Ohh. ''(He smiles and pulls down the cord hanging from the ceiling to his right. It releases the trailer of the semi from behind the truck.)'' ''That little punk!''
* In the subplot, Marge and Lisa are waiting for someone to ring the new doorbell.
-->'''Marge:''' Anyone? Anyone at all?
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(looking out the window)'' Oh! Milhouse is selling seeds and he's coming this way - Oh, the birds got him.
-->'''Milhouse:''' ''(runs by the window, trying to ward off three chirping birds that are attacking him)'' Aaahhh! Aahh! Not the face!
** More prospects
--->'''Lisa:''' Hey! People are coming! I think they're Jehovah's Witnesses.
--->'''Marge:''' Yes!
--->'''Noreen:''' ''(just before her partner rings the bell)'' Wait, Marvin, I just had a thought. Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion. What if we don't have all the answers?
--->'''Marvin:''' You're right, Noreen. Let's go get real jobs. ''(They walk away, discarding their pamphlets)''
** A little while later, in a desperate attempt to have a visitor ring the doorbell, Marge decides to order some garlic bread from "Luigi's".
--->'''Marge:''' ''(saying to Lisa as the Wiseguy from "Luigi's" is approaching the front door)'' This is it, honey. We did it. ''(The Wiseguy '''knocks''' on the door instead of ringing the doorbell)'' '''DAMNIT!''' ''(Lisa moans)'' Ring the bell!
--->'''The Wiseguy:''' Why? You already know I'm here, don't ya?
--->'''Marge:''' Just do it!
--->'''The Wiseguy:''' Nothin' doin', missy. Now do you want your half-order of garlic bread or not?
--->'''Marge:''' No, but if you'll just ring the - ''(she hears tires screeching as the Wiseguy drives away in the "Luigi's" truck)''

!!!221 - Simpsons Bible Stories
* From Marge's Dream: God (Ned Flanders) flicking Homer out of the garden after his unicorn Gary dies.
* From Lisa's Dream:
** The Pharaoh (Principal Skinner) having a conversation with his servant.
--->'''Pharaoh:''' All right, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabapatra.
--->'''Mrs. Krabapatra:''' Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird.
--->'''Pharaoh:''' Mmm-hmm, very good. Uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head, guy doing this ''(Strikes the "Walk Like An Egyptian" pose)''.
* From Homer's Dream: The "Jesus Christ vs. Checker Chariot" court case.
* From the ending:
** '''Homer:''' *in hell* They're out of hot dogs! And the coleslaw has pineapple in it! Ahhhhhhhh! German potato salad!"
** Lisa lamenting that she never found true love...and Homer lamenting that he never used those pizza coupons (which [[CallBack were probably the pizza coupons he got on "Sunday, Cruddy, Sunday"]]) now that The Rapture has come.

!!!222 - Mom and Pop Art
* Homer going apeshit while trying to build a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtKtU_zcTGU barbecue pit]]. He has to quickly build the grill due to it all falling in the cement, and having to read the French instructions.
-->'''Homer:''' Ew, English side ruined! Must use French instructions! ''Le Grille''? What the '''''hell''''' is that?!
** The barbecue pit appears to have put together properly, but Homer is just holding the box. (See picture on the top of the page)
--->'''Homer:''' Ah, that's one fine looking barbecue pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?! WHY?! WHY MUST LIFE BE SO HARD?! WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY?!" ''(breaks down crying)''
** A little while later, Bart watches through the window.
-->'''Marge:''' How's your father's project coming along?
-->'''Bart:''' I think he's almost done. ''(Then Homer screams maniacally, charges the pit with an umbrella, sticks it in an opening where it opens up and he falls backwards on to the grass.)'' Yep, he's done.
* Homer commenting on a painting by Matt Groening (saying that he doesn't deserve to be in a museum because he can barely draw), and getting an oversized eraser rubbed on his head (which turns out to be a giant pencil needed for an exhibit).
* The scene where Homer comes up with his ZanyScheme.
-->'''Homer:''' I've got a great idea for a new art project that will make everyone love me again!. Step 1: Steal all the doormats in town.
** Bart and Homer do just that, and then throw the mats on street drains to block them.
--->'''Bart:''' Hit the road, "Welcome home"!
--->'''Homer:''' Adiós, "Casa de Flanders"!
--->'''Bart:''' See you in Hell, "God bless this house"!
--->'''Homer:''' So long, "The Simpsons"! ''({{Beat}})'' D'oh!

!!!223 - The Old Man and the "C" Student
* The "Edited For Seniors" version of ''GoneWithTheWind''.
-->'''Scarlett:''' Oh Rhett, Rhett! Oh, Rhett, where will I go? What'll I do?
-->'''Rhett:''' Frankly my dear - ''(voice suddenly changes)'' - I love you, let's remarry!
-->'''Bart:''' Aw, they cut out the best word!
-->'''Hans Moleman:''' Didn't there used to be a war in this movie? ''(is dragged away by nurses)''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NMvWSRLE-8 It seems Bart confused Ralph.]]
-->'''Bart:''' Hey Chalmers, where are you from?
-->'''Chalmers:''' Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball State, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Why do you ask?
-->''(Skinner puts his hand over Bart’s mouth before Bart can answer)''
-->'''Principal Skinner:''' Uh, don't worry sir, I'll teach these children some respect for their town. I'm assigning each of you 20 hours of Community Service.
-->''(The children moan and groan in protest)''
-->'''Ralph:''' Intercourse?

!!!224 - Monty Can't Buy Me Love
* '''Professor Frink:''' I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life-form, it's long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe! It's a small frog. Just get off, just get off there. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator!
* The parts with the Scottish people are also hilarious. First:
-->'''Willie:''' The whole town's turned out! I've never seen 'em so excited! ''(Cut to a group of about ten people standing looking emotionless and slightly bored)''
** And second (shortly after the above "Frog-Exaggerator" scene):
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' We're the laughing stock of the town! ''(Cut to the same group as before, with the same expressions as before)''
* Mr. Burns going on the "Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch" radio show, especially the part where Burns misunderstands the modern definition of a [[GayMoment gay experience]] and turns it into incestuous innuendo.

!!!225 - They Saved Lisa's Brain
** Homer drinks with [[StephenHawking Dr. Stephen Hawking]] at Moe's:
-->'''Dr. Hawking:''' Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
-->'''Homer:''' Wow, I can't believe a guy I've never heard of is hanging out with a guy like me.
-->'''Moe:''' All right, it's closing time. So who's taking the tab?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(hiding his mouth, speaking monotonously)'' I am.
-->'''Dr. Hawking:''' I didn't say that.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(still monotonous) Yes I did. ''(Dr. Hawking hits Homer with his spring-loaded punching glove)'' D'oh.

!!!226 - Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
* Marge wants Homer to go on the trip.
-->'''Marge:''' Come on Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked ''{{Rashomon}}''.
-->'''Homer:''' That's not how ''I'' remember it.
* Homer's great line after the emperor of Japan introduces himself "Oh yeah well I'm clobbersaurus" than he proceeds to wrestle him.
* When the Simpson family goes on the Japanese game show, where the meet the host Wink, voiced by GeorgeTakei.
-->'''Wink:''' Now, our game shows are a little different from yours. You reward knowledge. We punish ignorance.
-->'''Homer:''' Ignor-what? ''(fire shoots out of Homer's microphone into his face, making the audience laugh)''
-->'''Wink:''' Our categories are: "Ow, that hurts!", "Why are you doing this to me?", and "Please, let me die!".
-->''(The family huddles up in discussion)''
-->'''Marge:''' We'll go with "Ow, that hurt!", Skip.
-->'''Wink:''' ''(annoyed)'' My name is Wink! ''(he presses a button that lowers a skunk which sprays in Marge's face)''
* The entire "Battling Seizure Robots" sequence, though this came off as DudeNotFunny to some viewers, as it was parodying the "Electric Soldier Porygon" incident back when the ''Pokemon'' series was fresh and new and the subject of a lot of controversy.
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[[folder:Season 11]]
!!!227 - Beyond Blunderdome
--> '''Saleswoman''': Thinking of saying goodbye to gas?
--> '''Bart''': Sure do. *burps*
--> '''Marge''': Bart! *farts* Well, that shut me up.
* The very idea of Mel Gibson being seen as a beloved celebrity and him hating the attention becomes HilariousInHindsight, given MelGibson's later transgressions.

!!!228 - Brother's Little Helper
* At the fire safety fair, Ralph Wiggum sits on [[{{Expy}} Hosey the Bear's]] lap, but he apparently mistakes him for Santa Claus:
-->'''Ralph:''' And I want a bike, and a monkey, a friend for the monkey...
-->'''Hosey:''' You're not going to start any fires, are you?
-->'''Ralph:''' At my house, we call them "uh-ohs"!
** The scene after that where Milhouse is petting the firehouse dalmatian and asks if he can do tricks, but Moe tells him that the dog is so inbred that he can barely stand up.
* The fire safety play:
-->'''Principal Skinner:''' Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or [[TheVietnamWar raining down on Charlie]]. But it can turn not-so-nice, as you'll see in this skit by the volunteer fire department players.
-->''(The curtains part, revealing a hippie "crash pad." Ned and Maude Flanders, dressed in late-60s attire, open the door and walk in.)''
-->'''Ned:''' What a great pot party!
-->'''Maude:''' Wasn't it, man?
-->'''Ned:''' Now for a regular cigarette to make the night complete. ''([[OfCourseISmoke lights one, takes a drag, and coughs]])'' Oh, man that's good...
-->'''Maude:''' Mad Dog, I've been thinking. Maybe we should get another smoke detector in case that one trips out on us.
-->'''Ned:''' ''(laughs)'' Why bother, baby? One smoke detector's enough for Mad Dog. Now let's hit the sack.
-->''(They both lie down in bed. In short order, Ned's cigarette sets his pants aflame)''
-->'''Ned:''' Whoa, check it out! Mad Dog's on fire!
-->'''Maude:''' Stop, drop, and roll, man!
-->'''Ned:''' Ha, ha, ha, that's for clydes, baby. [[TemptingFate A little fire can't hurt you...]]
-->''(The curtains close. Apu walks onstage to address the audience)''
-->'''Apu:''' But Mad Dog was wrong. The fire burned through the night and cost him the use of his pants. Which just goes to show you...
-->''(Ned pokes his head from behind the curtain)''
-->'''Ned:''' Sorry to break character, but these stunt pants are getting mighty toasty!
-->'''Maude:''' Uh, roll, Neddie, roll!
-->'''Ned:''' ''(rolling around)'' It's not working! It just spreads the flames!
* Mrs. Krabappel's deadpan, "No. Stop. Think of the children" "plea" when Bart aims the tank cannon at the school.
* Moe's line after Bart is finally arrested for shooting down the Major League Baseball satellite: "And may God help you if that thing carried The Spice Channel!"

!!!229 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
* This gem of an exchange:
-->'''Marge:''' ''(nervously)'' Homer, don't go in there... my woman's intuition is telling me that something bad will happen to you if you do.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' Oh, Marge, your woman's intuition ''always'' acts up when I do something new. I do something dangerous at ''least'' once a week and nothing bad's happened to me so far. ''(Walks into main entrance of "Taste Of Springfield", whistling, and proceeds to step in a puddle, get hit in the back of the head by a Frisbee, and bit in the back of the neck by a bat.)'' Hey! A bat! That's new!
* From Krusty's [[BadBadActing more-than-terrible]] rendition of ''Theatre/KingLear'':
-->'''Herald:''' My liege, thine daughters Gonherrea, Regan, and Cordelia.
-->'''Krusty:''' ''(standing up, not even restraining a grin)'' What is this? Merry Olde England or ''Series/PetticoatJunction''? ''(Chuckles nervously)''
-->''(Audience boos him in unison)''
-->'''Krusty:''' ''(angrily)'' Hey, lighten up! It's a '''''comedy!'''''
-->'''Actor playing Herald:''' ''(whispering)'' No, it's not.
-->'''Krusty:''' ''(shocked)'' It's '''''NOT?!?!?'''''
* The part where Homer is trying to write a restaurant review without Lisa is always funny:
-->'''Homer:''' I don't need Lisa to write a good review. ''(reads)'' The food at the Gilded Truffle really... What's a good word? ''(Maggie sucks on her pacifier)'' Sucks! That's great! And the bread was really... ''(looks at Santa's Little Helper)'' Come on, help me out here!
-->'''Santa's Little Helper:''' Ruff!
-->'''Homer:''' Rough? I don't know, you've been pitching that all night.
-->'''Santa's Little Helper:''' Chewy?
-->'''Homer:''' Chewy? That's inspired!
* Homer's song about eating that parodies "I Feel Pretty" from ''Theatre/WestSideStory''; made funnier by the fact it's not as obvious until the last part:
-->'''Homer:''' I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer, I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer! La la la la la la la la la la! See that baby dear on the yard there...
* Homer doesn't want anyone to know he's a food critic, but Ned, who overhears him, passes it down to Maude, who passes it down to Principal Skinner, who is with Uter's parents from Germany who only want to know what happened to their son.

!!!230 - Treehouse of Horror X
* From the first segment "I Know What You Diddily-Iddily-Did": Homer tossing Flanders into his house, making it look like he had a heart attack.
* From the second segment "Desperately Xeeking Xena":
** The Collector (Comic Book Guy) uses Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber to battle Stretch Dude (Bart) and Clobber Girl (Lisa). He is defeated by the knowledge that he has taken the lightsaber out of its original packaging.
* From the third segment "Life's a Glitch, Then You Die":
* Dick Clark melting from the [=Y2K=] disaster ("Oh no, it's happening!") It's not as funny now, considering his death a few months ago, but it was a very good "Dick Clark is perpetually young" joke while it lasted.
* Nelson Xeroxing his butt, then getting sucked into the machine.

!!!231 - E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)[[note]]AKA E-I-E-I-D'oh![[/note]]
* The "Glove Slap" montage.
!!!232 - Hello, Gudder, Hello Fadder
* Homer picks up a bowling ball and looks at it. Mr. Burns' face inexplicably materializes in front of him.
-->'''Mr.Burns:''' ''Simpson!'' ''(Grunts in disgust)'' Even for a ''bowler'', you're fat!
-->''(Beat, then)''
-->'''Homer:''' Hey, guys, is it normal for you to see your bosses' face in a bowling ball?
-->'''Carl:''' Actually, I'd say you're having a ''severe'' psychotic episode.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(mumbling in rage)'' Psychotic...what a lousy, rotten...stinking... ''(tosses ball down lane, gets a strike)'' Huh?
-->'''Lenny:''' Wow! A ''strike''! Hey, if ''that's'' psychotic, then what am I taking ''these'' for? ''(dumps an entire bottle of medicine down a trash can)''
* When Homer makes the record , he throws his bowling ball through the floor, and we hear someone yell "OW!".
* '''Hans Moleman:''' "NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE LAIR OF THE MOLES!"
* Homer dressing up as Tinky Winky from the ''Teletubbies'', then telling Maggie that "he's all man," despite what others think.

!!!233 - Eight Misbehavin'
* From the same episode, the family are at [[BlandNameProduct Shøp]] talking to a 'guy' dressed as an allen wrench:
-->'''Bart:''' Cool costume!
-->'''Allen Wrench:''' ''(robotic voice)'' [[AC: It's not a costume. They found me inside a meteor!]] ''(opens and closes his claws menacingly)''
-->'''Marge:''' Excuse me, where are your hamper lids?
-->'''Allen Wrench:''' ''(normal voice)'' Hamper lids...uh third floor. ''(turns to Bart)'' [[AC: I need tungsten to live! TUNGSTEN!!]]
* Shortly after Apu and Manjula have octuplets:
-->'''Manjula:''' ''(looks at clock, gasps)'' Apu! You're late for work!
-->'''Apu:''' Oh, I had the most beautiful dream where I died...
-->'''Manjula:''' Oh, no, you don't! Not till they're out of college!
-->'''Apu:''' Listen, I'll die when I want to!
** But Apu is too sleepy to work at the Kwik-E-Mart:
--->'''Apu:''' ''(dazed)'' Thank you, steal again...
--->''(Ned Flanders shows up)''
--->'''Ned:''' Well, morning, Apu! How are the little blessings?
--->'''Apu:''' Oh, they're a ravenous swarm of locusts. Just eating and screaming and grabbing and poking and pulling and drooling, and two have cradle rash? How can you get cradle rash when you sleep in a suitcase?!
--->'''Ned:''' Yeah, they can be a handful... of joy!
--->'''Apu:''' Shut up!
--->'''Ned:''' They'll fill your lives with--
--->'''Apu:''' Shut up!
--->'''Ned:''' Can't put a price on a miracle!
--->'''Apu:''' I can't believe you don't shut up!
* As Apu and Homer sneak back [[ItMakesSenseInContext to the Springfield Zoo at night to rescue the Octuplets]]:
-->'''Apu:''' ''(whispering)'' These animals certainly behave strangely at night...
-->''(Cuts to a family of lemurs behaving normally)''
-->''(Cuts to a turtle swinging through tree branches at above-average speed)''
-->''(Cuts to three koalas, snarling, viciously devouring a kangaroo corpse. The koalas look up, blood caked on their faces, and the one in the middle snickers sinisterly)''

!!!234 - Take My Wife, Sleaze
!!!235 - Grift of the Magi
* The school tries to get money out of Mr. Burns with a hilariously {{Anvilicious}} play.
-->'''Principal Skinner:''' Who will eat the poisoned stew? It could be anyone... it could even be Mr. Burns!
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' This play ''really'' speaks to me!
** During the play:
--->'''Ralph:''' Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to remove your liver bone! ''(chops the head off a Mr. Burns dummy with a saw)'' Oops, you're dead!
--->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(darkly)'' I never ''did'' like that Dr. Stupid...
*** Then at the end of the scene, Mr. Burns pulls a lever and opens a trapdoor under the whole cast. [[RuleOfFunny They then appear through the ceiling]]. "[[NoodleIncident Oh, it's doing ''that'' again.]]"
* Lisa and Bart distract the Hibberts whilst Homer breaks in to steal their Funzo. He knocks over the Christmas tree and begins screaming as the dog chases him around the room.
-->'''Bart & Lisa:''' Silent night...
-->'''Homer:''' ''(screams and crashes)''
-->'''Bart & Lisa:''' HOLY NIGHT!!
* Homer's song about stealing Funzos is good too:
-->''(to the tune of "Tiny Bubbles")'' Writhing Funzos in my sack...writhing Funzos hurt my back...''

!!!236 - Little Big Mom
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4iVQyp9L4 The memorable Stupid Sexy Flanders scene.]]
* Marge broke her leg and must go to the hospital.
-->'''Homer:''' I want you guys to give my wife the best treatment money can buy!
-->''(EMT's roll sign to read "Beth Israel")''
-->'''Homer:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't go nuts!
-->''(Sign switches again to read "St. Mary's")''
-->'''Homer:''' Eh, little better.
-->''(Sign switches again to read "Springfield Presbyterian Hospital")''
-->'''Homer:''' Beautiful.

!!!237 - Faith Off
* Homer crashing his car in a ditch while trying to drive with a bucket glued to his head.

!!!238 - The Mansion Family
* During an award ceremony, everyone in Springfield (except Homer) has won an award.
-->'''Homer:''' Oh, why won't anyone give ''me'' an award?
-->'''Lisa:''' You won a Grammy.
-->'''Homer:''' I mean an award that's ''worth'' winning!
-->''(Words run across the bottom of the screen: "LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Mr. Simpson's views do not match those of the producers, who [[TakeThat don't consider the Grammy an award at all]].")''
** Plus when they leave. Homer still hasn't won anything, and takes home a large statue resembling an award instead.
--->'''Marge:''' That's not an award. It's part of the set.
--->'''Homer:''' Nothing you say will diminish this honor!
* The Chinese pirates spot Homer's party on Mr. Burns' yacht:
-->'''Pirate #1:''' Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!
-->'''Pirate #2:''' Perhaps we should pay them a visit.
-->'''Pirate #1:''' A deadly visit?
-->'''Pirate #2:''' Well, let's play it by ear.
** "Set a course for Hidden Pirate Island, AKA Hong Kong!"
* At the start of Mr. Burns' checkup, filling out his medical form.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(reading)'' Cause of parents' death...''(writing)'' Got in my way.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r3M03v95i0 The scene]] where Mr. Burns learns the results from his check-up:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Well, doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests! You may shake my hand if you like.
-->'''Doctor:''' ''(shirking away)'' Well, under the circumstances I'd rather not.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Eh?
-->'''Doctor:''' Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' You mean I have pneumonia?
-->'''Doctor:''' Yes.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''Juvenile diabetes?''
-->'''Doctor:''' Yes.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' '''''Hysterical pregnancy?!'''''
-->'''Doctor:''' ''(surprised)'' A little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered... ''in you.''
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I see. You're sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
-->'''Doctor:''' Uh, no, no I'm afraid not.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' This sounds like bad news.
-->'''Doctor:''' Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. If you have a moment I can explain. ''(He displays a door and a series of plushies.)'' Here's the door to your body, and these are oversized novelty germs. That's influenza, that's bronchitis, and this cute little cuttle bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. ''(He pushes the plushies through the door, mimicking TheThreeStooges sound effects.)'' Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop! Move it, chowderhead! ''(Speaking normally.)'' We call it "Three Stooges Syndrome!"
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' So what you're saying is... I'm ''indestructible''?!
-->'''Doctor:''' Oh, no, no. In fact, even a slight breeze could...
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' ''(leaving wistfully)'' Indestructible...
* This exchange between Mr. Burns and Smithers, after the medical check-up:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?
-->'''Smithers:''' I'd prefer not to know. Frankly, one is too many.
** '''Mr. Burns:''' "Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin."
* The Doctor's other two patients:
-->'''Doctor:''' Everything's fine, John. Lay off the chili and you should be all right.
-->''(Fidel Castro snickers beratingly)''
-->'''Pope John Paul II:''' Don't you laugh, Fidel! I've been in the car with you!
-->''(Castro turns away, giving a sheepish expression)''
* Plus the credits, when Homer is poor again and complains about how the people listed are all loaded with money.
-->'''Homer:''' I wanna be rich! ''(sobs)'' Like THESE GUYS! And look at all these rich people here! Not as rich as they ''should'' be, of course, BUT STILL RICH! Big money! Look at all the names! They all have MONEY! And have lots of money! Oh, he's poor. BUT LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T! Oh, look at all the people who can buy and sell me! I should send a list of these names to the IRS! I'm takin' 'em all down! Look at all the rich people! OH, LOOK AT THAT RICH--
-->'''Gracie Films logo:''' Shh!
-->'''Homer:''' Don't shush me, you rich bastard!

!!!239 - Saddlesore Galactica
* This exchange:
-->'''Homer:''' Did that really happen? Or was it all just a beautiful dream?
-->''(trap door opens)''
-->'''Murderous Troll:''' No dream, fat ass! Lose the race! ''(closes trap door)''
-->'''Homer:''' D'oh!

!!!240 - Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
-->'''Homer''': I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!
-->'''Ralph''': (referring to Homer's chest) Mommy has bosoms like that.
-->'''Chief Wiggum''': Yeah, I wish.
!!!241 - Missionary: Impossible
!!!242 - Pygmoelian
* After Moe sees his face on the calendar which was covered by several stickers:
-->'''Moe:''' Am I really that ugly?
-->'''Carl:''' It's all relative. I mean, is Lenny really that stupid? Is Barney really that drunk? Is Homer really that lazy, bald and fat?
-->'''Moe:''' ''(tearing up)'' No, it's worse than that!
-->''(Moe, Lenny, Barney, and Homer burst into tears)''
-->'''Carl:''' ''(looking directly at the audience)'' See, this is why I don't talk much.
** [[LargeHam "Duffman, can't breathe! Oh, no!]]

!!!243 - Bart to the Future
* Future Bart's "Margaritaville" knock-off "Daiquritaville," and the audience throwing their garbage at him -- only to be saved by a force field.
* The mosquitoes taking the park ranger's class ring off his hand -- then returning it and stripping the flesh and muscle from said hand.
!!!244 - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
!!!245 - Kill the Alligator and Run
* When Homer finds out the results of testing ''himself'' in a self-evaluation magazine:
-->'''Homer:''' Okay, non-smoker...add eight years...According to this I'll live to be...forty-two? Aaooww, that's horrible! I won't even live to see my children die!
* Also, when Homer tries to defend himself in court...by referring to the jury as "drunken hicks," followed by a SmashCut to everyone in the family working in a chain gang.
* En route to Florida
-->'''Lisa:''' Mom! Bart's sitting next to me!
-->'''Bart:''' Mom! Lisa's growing!
-->'''Marge:''' Quiet, you two, your father's had a nervous breakdown!
-->'''Homer:''' My pockets hurt!
* The whole "I like that! You're hired" RunningGag with the waitress, concluding with "Those cops are chasing off my employees! ''{{beat}}'' I like that!"
* This exchange never fails to get a laugh:
-->'''Whip Man:''' No listening...you hear me?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(thinks for a moment)'' ...No?
-->'''Whip Man:''' You just don't learn do ya? ''(whips Homer)''

!!!246 - Last Tap Dance in Springfield
* Homer (who's blinded by the crusts in his eyes from laser surgery) being driven to the liquor store by Kearney (doing a very bad impression of Marge) and his bully friends. [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse Unfortunately, we don't get to see what happened to Homer after that, and the whole "Homer has eye surgery" plot was forgotten after act one]].
* '''Little Vicki:''' Nobody upstages Little Vicki! ''(Hisses)''

!!!247 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
* The [[WritingLines chalkboard gag]]: I can not hire a substitute student.
!!!248 - Behind the Laughter
* Homer's role as Mr. Stingley on Rent 2
-->'''Homer:''' I literally [[ChewingTheScenery chewed the scenery]]
-->''[Homer fondly looks at a piece of the set with a chunk bitten out of it.]''
** '''Homer:''' I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute. ''(sits there and smiles like he just said the smartest thing ever)''
** '''Homer:''' They can't take our house; my potbellied pig is in there! ''(sobbing)'' Oh, Mr. Porky....
* Also, Jim Forbes' over-the-top narration creates a few laugh-out-loud scenes: "...The dream was over. Coming up - was the dream really over? Yes it was. Or was it?"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 12]]
!!!249 - Treehouse of Horror XI
* From the first segment, ''G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad'':
--->'''Homer:''' Hehe, stupid horoscope!
--->''(A Planet Hollywood sign destroys half the car.)''
--->'''Homer:''' Hehe, stupid horoscope!
--->''(A pickaxe goes flying through the windshield and embeds itself in Homer's head.)''
--->'''Homer:''' Hehe, bloopid bloroblope!
** Over dinner, Homer tells the family that nothing happened except for the rattlesnake, the pickaxe and the [[BreadEggsMilkSquick testicle]] [[NoodleIncident incident]].
** After he dies from choking on broccoli, Homer has to do a good deed to in order to go to heaven. The first thing he tries? Eating the same piece of broccoli that killed him in the first place, which kills him again.
** When Ghost Homer lifts Principal Skinner's mom into the air in order to help her cross the street more easily, Mrs. Skinner complains that people can see up her dress now, then Homer, partly by accident and partly out of frustration, drops her into traffic which kills her.
-->'''Homer''': Um, I'm pretty sure she was going to be the next Hitler!

!!!250 - A Tale of 2 Springfields
!!!251 - Insane Clown Poppy
!!!252 - Lisa the Tree Hugger
!!!253 - Homer vs. Dignity
* Just about everything.
** Even the [[{{Squick}} panda rape]]?
*** [[EspeciallyZoidberg Especially the]] [[RefugeInAudacity Panda Rape!]] He was wearing a hollowed out costume at the time.....

!!!254 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
* Basically everything in the second half, from the clever references to Series/ThePrisoner, to the Faux-Homer with the terrible German accent who replaces him at home after he's sent to the Island ("Aren't there any ''evil'' movies on? Maybe something about an evil island?"), to the bizarre koala with the funny glasses at the end. It's one of the funnier episodes of Season 12.

!!!255 - The Great Money Caper
!!!256 - Skinner's Sense of Snow
!!!257 - HOMR
* Homer going to the bathroom while in an animation suit, and the dog onscreen doing the same thing.

!!!258 - Pokey Mom
* Marge this is the god' truth. I burned the mural. But I did not burn Skinner's car.

!!!259 - Worst Episode Ever
* The sight gag of Nelson Muntz, Sideshow Bob, and Matt Groening being on the Comic Book Guy's "Banned for Life" wall.
* Homer giggling as baking soda foam spews from his mouth during his antacid trip.

!!!260 - Tennis the Manace
* Homer getting nailed in the groin by a tennis ball.
* Homer crying over the fact that tennis is not the same as foxy-boxing (or as he call it, "The sport where chicks whale on each other")
* Grampa singing, ''What's New Pussycat?'' and crying out in pain from his creaking joints.

!!!261 - Day of the Jackanapes
!!!262 - New Kids on the Blecch
* Lisa realizes the subliminal messages of Bart's songs:
--> '''Lisa:''' Otto, you're being brainwashed!
--> '''Otto:''' Yeah, probably! Yvan eht nioj!
** Lisa confronts Lt. Smash:
--> '''Lt. Smash:''' It's a three pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal and superliminal!
--> '''Lisa:''' Superliminal?
--> '''Lt. Smash:''' I'll show ya ''(leans out the window)'' Hey, you! Join the navy!
--> '''Carl:''' Uh, yeah, alright.
--> '''Lenny:''' I'm in!
--> '''Lt. Smash:''' Of course, now that you know this... I can't let you leave.
--> ''(Turns around and Lisa is gone. He turns back to the window to see her already halfway down the street.)''
--> '''Lt. Smash:''' Oh.
** Don't forget TheReveal of his real name - "Yeah, I'm not L.T. Smash. I'm Lt. L.T. Smash."
** TheStinger, with 'N Sync extolling the virtues of the navy.
--> "We've had a lot of fun today, but it was at the expense of the navy. The men and women of the navy are protecting us 24/7 from such bad guys as Godzilla and jellyfish! So head over to your enlistment office and sign up for a 2- or 4-year hitch! We signed JC up just a few minutes ago!"
** '''Homer:''' Oh Lisa, it doesn't mean anything. Like "Shamma-lamma-ding-dong," or "Give peace a chance."
** N*SYNC arriving on the aircraft carrier by speedboat, and immediately stating "We heard what you said!"
!!!263 - Hungry, Hungry Homer
* The short song Homer makes up to keep himself busy.
** What really makes it funny is that Dan Castellaneta adlibbed the lyrics during production.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(singing and shuffling his feet while chained to the lawn chair)'' Dancin' away my hunger pangs. Movin' my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way.
** Homer gets so hungry, he starts crawling towards a pretzel when he hallucinates:
-->'''Homer:''' Who are you?
-->'''Man:''' The spirit of Cesar Chavez.
-->'''Homer:''' Why do you look like [[Series/{{Batman}} Cesar Romero]]?
-->'''Chavez:''' Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.
** Also, when Homer is trying to convince Sherri to go to a dance with Bart.
--> Homer: Come on, why won't you go out with Bart?
--> Sherri: He's a smelly, ugly dork.
--> Homer: Please, "ugly" is such a smelly word. Who would you rather go out with?
--> Sherri: Tommy. [indicates a handsome boy bathed in an angelic glow]
--> Homer: Well, duh! He's breathtaking. But Bart has inner beauty, like you'd find in a rodent. [cut to Bart, gnawing rat-like on a cracker, then back to Homer]
** Homer's search for the executive office.
-->'''Homer''': Is this the executive office of the ball club?
-->'''Equipment Manager''': No, this is the equipment shed.
-->'''Homer''': Oh. Well, is that it?
-->'''Equipment Manager''': No, that's where we keep the water heater.
-->'''Homer''': Is...?
-->'''Equipment Manager''': That's a tractor.
-->'''Homer''': I see.

!!!264 - Bye, Bye Nerdie
* The flashback of a teenage Homer singing "Kung Fu Fighting" while beating up a teenage Smithers.
* Homer's explanation for why he hasn't left for work yet:
-->'''Homer:''' They said that if I come in late one more time, I'm fired. I can't take that chance!

!!!265 - Simpson Safari
!!!266 - Trilogy of Error
* Homer feeding Lisa's grammar robot Linguo beer, thinking that he's a party robot.
* Flanders reading a ''Harry Potter'' book to Rod and Todd, [[{{Bowdlerization}} bowdlerizing]] the ending by telling them that Harry Potter went to Hell for practicing witchcraft, then throwing the book in the fireplace.
-->'''Dr. Nick:''' Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
** Marge throws [[GrammarNazi Linguo]] at the Mafia:
-->'''Louie''': Hey! They's throwing robots!"
-->'''Linguo''': They ''are'' throwing robots!
-->'''Legs''': He's disrespecting us! Shut up you face!
-->'''Linguo''': Shut up your face!
-->'''Legs''': Whassamatta you?
-->'''Louie''': You ain't so big!
-->'''Legs''': Me and him are going to whack you in the labonzza!
-->'''Linguo''': Bad... Grammar... Overload! Error! Error! (''Explodes'')

!!!267 - I'm Goin' to Praiseland
* Homer's tall stack of ice cream hitting a power line and falling on his head.
* Disco Stu meeting Frank Sinatra in Heaven (who is actually Hell for Sinatra).

!!!268 - Children of a Lesser Clod
* When Lisa is trying out the Gymnastics class for free at the open house of the Springfield YMCA:
-->'''Coach Lugash:''' What a little angel! How old are you?
-->'''Lisa:''' Eight.
-->'''Lugash:''' Eight? Too old! Go home, grandma!
* Homer trying to escape from the hospital by looking offscreen and crying "Hey, look a bear!", then a bear coming to shake its head sadly over his immediate failure to escape.
* Homer's "If you're happy and you know it, say a swear" and Krusty cutting his Good Guy award song short to avoid paying for the song.
* The clip of Homer chasing Bart with a chain mace and yelling, "I'll mace you good!"
* Bart getting tricked into attending an etiquette class by a gangsta rapper (who happens to be the husband of the teacher).
* Arnie Pie narrating Homer's disastrous escape.
!!!269 - Simpsons Tall Tales
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 13]]
!!!270 - Treehouse of Horror XII
!!!271 - The Parent Rap
!!!272 - Homer the Moe
* The song Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl sing in Homer's garage after Moe's becomes 'M'.
-->I won't drink at Moe's.
-->Homer's old garage is all I need!
-->I won't drink at Moe's.
-->''(Homer solo)'' 'cause Moe's a big jerk, and a she-male, too!
!!!273 - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
!!!274 - The Blunder Years
* From:''The Blunder Years''
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' What are you doing in my corpse hatch?
-->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder.
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Er, did I say corpse hatch? Oh, I, ah, meant, um innocence tube!
** From the same scene:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' I knew this day would come. In a way it's a relief. In another way, it's most unwelcome.
!!!275 - She of Little Faith
* From:''She of Little Faith''
-->'''Bart''': Still looking for a new faith?
-->'''Lisa''': Yep.
-->'''Bart''': Hey, how about one of those religions where you eat a human heart?
-->'''Lisa''': No.
-->'''Bart''': How about [[AcceptableReligiousTargets Methodist]]?
-->'''Lisa''': ''No''!
** Also from ''She of Little Faith'' after Lisa leaves the church forever.
-->'''Homer''': I don't know how to feel.
-->'''Marge''': You should be upset.
-->'''Homer''': (Loudly) AHHHHHHHWAHA! How was that?
-->'''Marge''': A little much.
-->'''Homer''': (Quietly) Ahhhh....awahh.
** Flanders has this amusing line:
-->'''Flanders:''' [[SpiderMan My Satan sense is tingling...]]
!!!276 - Brawl in the Family
* ''Brawl in the Family'', when Homer has to sleep in Bart's treehouse with his Vegas wife:
-->'''Homer:''' Please just leave me alone.
-->'''Amber:''' Now, now, Mama's going to make you a snack! (starts making a sandwich)
-->'''Homer:''' (gasp) Ooh...yeah! Oh, that's good. Oh, don't stop! Oh, yeah! Faster! Faster!
-->(Cut to Marge listening from the bedroom)
-->'''Homer:''' Faster! Faster! Oh, you do that like a pro!
-->'''Marge:''' (worried) Oh no! [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike She's making him a sandwich!]]
* Homer's drunk description of his family.
--> '''Homer:''' There's five of us. Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one that doesn't talk and the fat one. God, how I hate him.
!!!277 - Sweets and Sour Marge
* ''Sweets and Sour Marge'', when Homer is smuggling sugar.
-->'''Dealer:''' Okay, man, here's the sugar. Now you give us the money.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(pushes off in the raft)'' That wasn't part of the deal! ''(laughs)''
-->'''Dealer:''' ''(consults the contract)'' Hey, he's right! ''(to his henchmen)'' Who wrote this?!
** Homer's attempt at using ReversePsychology on a toucan.
!!!278 - Jaws Wired Shut
* This line in ''Jaws Wired Shut'', when Homer saves Marge at the demolition derby:
-->'''Homer:''' ''(offscreen)'' [[DoubleEntendre Quit banging my wife!]]
-->''(Homer rides in on a donkey.)''
-->'''Demolition Derby Announcer:''' A man on a donkey?! Never in my six weeks on the job have I seen the likes of this!
!!!279 - Half-Decent Proposal
!!!280 - The Bart Wants What It Wants
* Everything about Ranier Wolfcastle's movie "Undercover Nerd" in the episode ''The Bart Wants What It Wants''.
-->'''[[FailOSuckyName Melvin Eugene Punymier]]:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner The geek shall inherit the Earth.]] ''(picks up one JerkJock, throws him through another)''
!!!281 - The Lastest Gun in the West
!!!282 - The Old Man and the Key
!!!283 - Tales from the Public Domain
* Tales From the Public Domain:
** From the ''{{Hamlet}}'' parody "Do the Bard, Man":
-->'''Wiggum/[[{{Hamlet}} Polonius]]:''' I hide behind curtains because I have a fear of getting stabbed.
*** Also:-
-->'''Homer/King''': I have returned from the dead!
-->'''Bart/Hamlet''': It looks more like you've returned from the buffet!
-->'''Homer/King''': Why you little!
-->(''Homer tries to strangle him and his hands just go straight through.''
--> '''Homer/King:''' You must avenge me! Aveeeenge meee!
--> '''Bart/Hamlet:''' How?
-->'''Homer/King:''' I dunno. Surprise me. Surpriiiiise meeee! (''disappears through the wall. A few seconds later, comes back.'') "It's cold outside, you'll need a sweater. A sweeeaaaater!!"
*** The [[ShowWithinAShow play within a play]]:
--->'''Bart/Hamlet''': The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
--->'''Moe/Claudius:''' Catch my conscience? What?
--->'''Bart/Hamlet:''' Hey! You're not supposed to hear me! That was a soliloquy.
--->'''Moe/Claudius:''' Ok, well I'll do a soliloquy too. "Note to self, kill that kid.".
!!!284 - Blame It on Lisa
!!!285 - Weekend at Burnsie's
* In ''Weekend at Burnsie's'':
** [[TheStoner Otto]] had many hilarious lines:
-->'''Otto:''' Why do they call them fingers? You never seem them fing. Oh, there they go.
-->'''Otto:''' (''looking at finger with ring'') Oh yeah, I married that chick!
** ''(A stoned Homer and Otto are watching ''TheThreeStooges'')''
-->'''Homer:''' ''(laughing)'' Oh man, look at Shemp, he is so high.
-->'''Otto:''' Whoa I just realized something: "Shemp" is "hemp", spelled backwards.
-->'''Homer:''' And Otto spelled backwards... is ''Otto.''
-->'''Otto:''' ''(dumbstruck and looks at Homer)'' Now I'm scared.
!!!286 - Gump Roast
* As part of Homer's roast from ''Gump Roast'', Principal Skinner's mother walks on stage wearing [[AbsoluteCleavage what was supposed to be a skimpy, sensual dress]] - actually a parody of J.Lo's [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Q_nNcUeb9Co/TzFmAuee6aI/AAAAAAAAAu4/WpWX8Oc40F8/s1600/jennifer-lopez-grammy-dress.jpg infamous]] one. Everyone stares in silence for a moment before this exchange:
-->'''Abe Simpson:''' ''(standing up)'' What is keeping that dress together?!
-->'''Sideshow Mel:''' ''(Also standing up)'' The collective will of everyone in this room!
** [[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies To the music of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.]]
-->They'll never stop the Simpsons!
-->Have no fears, we've got stories for years.
-->Like, Marge becomes a robot,
-->maybe Moe gets a cell phone,
-->has Bart ever owned a bear or,
-->how 'bout a crazy wedding,
-->where something happens,
-->and do-do do-do do?
-->[[TakeThatMe Sorry for the clip show]],
-->have no fears, we've got stories for years!
** The beginning, which spoofs ''ForrestGump'', has Homer dressed as Forrest, looking at the feather, which keeps poking his eye.
!!!287 - I Am Furious (Yellow)
* Homer's "transformation" into an Comicbook/IncredibleHulk lookalike in ''I Am Furious Yellow'' (with Bart commenting that he's glad Homer's pants stayed on during the transformation):
-->'''Homer:''' HOMER ''MAD''! HOMER ''SMASH''! '''GET REVENGE ON WORLD!!!'''
!!!288 - The Sweetest Apu
* In ''The Sweetest Apu'':
-->'''Manjula:''' Apu, why aren't you pressuring me for sex?
-->'''Apu:''' Oh how could you accuse me of repeated infidelity?! Why, I am so angry I could just, I could just fall asleep! ''(snores)''
** Plus Homer walking home backwards, and then jumping home backwards on the ladder.
** Homer tries to recruit Apu for the reenactment:
-->'''Homer:''' Hey Apu, in a Civil War reenactment we need lots of Indians to shoot!
-->'''Apu:''' (''{{beat}}'') I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first.
** Later:
-->'''Skinner:''' This battlefield is rife with inaccuracies. You dead people, stop playing cards! Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!
-->'''Disco Stu:''' The South shall boogie again!
-->'''Frink:''' Well, if you don't like that you're definitely not going to like my [[WildWildWest steam powered super spider]], with the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of NYLON!
** "The Second Battle of Springfield was fought by the North, the South and the East, to keep Springfield in, out of and next to the Union respectively. Now, the actual battle was fought there, where that man is standing. But he won't move, so we'll do it here."
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwuLD15OJGU This]] scene in:
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
-->'''Homer:''' ''(Imagines himself in a futuristic city, flying a hang-glider and shooting a laser beam at people on the ground)'' [[EvilLaugh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!]] [[YouCanRunButYouCantHide You can run, but you can't]] ''[[YouCanRunButYouCantHide glide!]]''
!!!289 - Little Girl in the Big Ten
!!!290 - The Frying Games
!!!291 - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
* Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge:
** "Wiggum couldn't catch cooties at Milhouse's birthday party!" (''Pan left to reveal that Milhouse is sitting right next to him.'')
*** [later] "[[BuffySpeak You couldn't catch a cold... with a ... cold catching... thing]]." "See, without Milhouse it's hard."
** Homer's conversation with the owner of Wooly Bully.
-->'''Homer:''' You sell hats?
-->'''Shop Guy:''' Mmm.
-->'''Homer:''' To people?
-->'''Shop Guy:''' Maybe.
-->'''Homer:''' To people with heads?
-->'''Shop Guy:''' Sometimes.
** Homer catches Jimbo, who stole Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls.
-->'''Homer:''' Did you steal dolls from my daughter?!
-->'''Jimbo:''' I think they demean women.
-->'''Homer:''' Well think again son, you're going to juvie.
-->'''Jimbo:''' I just got out of juvie!
-->'''Homer:''' Good, because I need directions.
** Homer listing all of the jobs he's had, whilst he does this, Marge manages to go off screen and put hair rollers in her hair.
** As Apu is being held up at the Kwik-E-Mart:
-->'''Snake:''' (''holding a shotgun'') Yo, empty the register, dude!
-->'''Apu:''' Okay, okay, you are the boss...
-->(''Apu presses a button under the register to use the silent alarm'')
-->'''Silent Alarm:''' '''[[NoIndoorVoice SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!]]'''
** Homer is about to be gunned down by Mafia thugs, and they're suddenly shot. Cue the arrival of Chief Wiggum... but what's this? Wiggum isn't the shooter. As they wonder who shot the Mafia guys, cue Maggie sitting in her crib upstairs next to the window, with a gun. Then Homer and Marge come upstairs and she hides the gun under her pillow!
-->'''Marge:''' Aw, she's probably dreaming of the time she shot Mr. Burns.
** The spoof of the opening sequence of ''Series/TheSopranos''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 14]]
!!!292 - Treehouse of Horror XIII
* From the ''Treehouse of Horror XIII'' segment "Send In The Clones":
** One of the clones is visiting Abe at the retirement home:
-->'''Abe:''' Then after World War II, it got kinda quiet 'til {{Superman}} challenged [[FranklinDRoosevelt FDR]] to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong! Or so the comic books would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between and ZZZ... ''(he falls asleep).''
** What all of the clones immediately do after becoming an unintelligent army (thanks to the magic hammock), EAT FIELD CORN:
-->'''Gil Gunderson:''' Ah, look at that corn. Ol' Gil's hard work is ''finally'' paying off. ''(numerous Homer Simpson clones run by and devour all of his crops)'' Well, at least I got my health. ''(a few more come by and eat him, leaving only his skeleton)'' Ohh...
** The clones peeing behind a beer factory.
!!!293 - How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
* Homer and the others are being taught how to avoid the paparazzi and groupies after a concert, only to fail and make out with the groupie cardboard cutouts.
!!!294 - Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
* The Learn to Fart State Flag
* Skinner informing Homer and Marge that Bart and Lisa are missing.
--> Skinner: A parent waiving their right to sue says what?
--> Marge: What?
--> Skinner: Got it. [Pulls out a tape recorder.]
--> Homer: Hey, you can't fool us, we're from the learn to fart state!
!!!295 - Large Marge
* From ''Large Marge'' (context: Marge has just mistakenly been given breast implants instead of a liposuction):
-->'''Marge:''' ''"Oh yeah? Well, my husband will come back with me and he'll do a little malpractice on you!"''
-->'''Doctor:''' ''(completely deadpan) "Oh yes, your husband, I'm sure he'll be furious."''
* Homer gives Lisa his wedding ring so he won't get paint on it: This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tinfoil!" "My real one's inside a turtle."
!!!296 - Helter Shelter
!!!297 - The Great Louse Detective
* From ''The Great Louse Detective'':
** As the police can't figure out who's trying to kill Homer, they decide to release (Albeit, tagged) someone with... experience in trying to kill one of The Simpsons. ''(The extremely high security cell opens up to reveal... Sideshow Bob, restrained in such a manner he's suspended in the middle of the room.)''
-->'''Bart & Lisa:''' [[RunningGag AHHHH! SIDESHOW BOB!]]
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''[Completely nonchalontly]'' Oh Bart, we've been through so much together. Please, call me Bob.
-->'''Bart & Lisa:''' AHHHH! BOB!
** The ''[[OverlyLongGag absurdly]]'' [[LongList long list of Homer's enemies]], [[CallBack most of whom are from previous episodes of the show]].
*** The best part is when Marge chimes in with "The late Frank Grimes", to provide thinly-veiled {{foreshadowing}}.
** Bob suggests that he shadow Homer, to get an idea of his normal day. GilliganCut to Homer and Bob hang-gliding.
-->'''Sideshow Bob:''' This is a normal day?
-->'''Homer:''' I wanted to impress you.
** The sequence with the dummy Homer, to see who would want to kill Homer, capped off with Homer attacking the dummy himself.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(maniacally)'' After I kill you, [[KillAndReplace everyone will think]] ''[[KillAndReplace I'm]]'' [[KillAndReplace the real Homer]]!
*** And then we cut to Sideshow Bob, who is mystified that Marge and the kids ''aren't'' the slightest bit surprised by something like this.
** The constant shocks that Sideshow Bob receives, including one where the button gets stuck and gives him a prolonged shock. Bart sums it up best:
-->"I don't know how we ever had fun without him."
!!!298 - Special Edna
* The Enron ride at Efcot from ''Special Edna''.
-->'''Electric Car:''' Hello. I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast. Or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gay.
-->'''Gay Animatronics:''' One of us! One of us!
** Sponsored by the auto makers of America!
** the end of that episode, where homer climbs over a Barbed Wire fence into Disney World:
-->"Mickey Mouse": Step away from the wall! step away from the wall!
-->Homer: It's so beautiful! one churro, please!
-->Vendor: that'll be fourteen dollars.
-->(homer sobs hysterically and then says "here" in a normal tone of voice)
!!!299 - The Dad Who Knew Too Little
!!!300 - Strong Arms of the Ma
!!!301 - Pray Anything
* The episode ''Pray Anything'' features the Springfield Church's congregation having to meet in the bowling alley because Homer bought the church. Krusty bowls a ball and it accidentally lands on Reverend Lovejoy's foot, leading to this priceless moment:
-->'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' And so we celebrate the--HOLY SHI--ning light of our Lord...
!!!302 - Barting Over
* From the ''unofficial'' '''300th''' episode ''Barting Over'':
* Bart just found out he had a commercial gig as "Baby Stink-Breath" and informs Milhouse. Nelson then rides by on his bike:
-->'''Bart:''' Promise me you won't tell anyone about it.
-->'''Milhouse:''' I won't. But these things have a way of getting out.
-->'''Nelson:''' ''(while riding his bike, points to Bart and looks at him)'' Ha-ha! Baby Stink-Breath! ''(he crashes into a tree because he was still looking at Bart)'' Daaah! Gruuh! It was worth it.
* The sequence with Blink182:
-->'''Tony Hawk:''' Yo, Blink 182!
-->''(they stop playing)''
-->'''Tom [=DeLonge=]:''' [[NoNameGiven We have names, y'know!]]
-->'''Tony Hawk:''' Whatever! Crank it up!
-->''(they start playing again)''
-->'''[[AscendedFanboy Mark Hoppus]]:''' Man, let's trash this place!
--> '''Travis Barker:''' ''After'' we get paid.
--> '''Mark Hoppus:''' Nice!
* This line which Tony Hawk states in the DVD commentary, he still uses to this day.
-->'''Tony Hawk:''' You're going down, Homer. Then up. Then down. Then back up again. That's how the game is played.
* Bart trying and failing to keep that he knows Tony Hawk low profile.
--> Bart: Thanks for the lift Tony Hawk, I gotta go now Tony Hawk. [To Milhouse] Cool guy, Tony Hawk.
--> Milhouse: Bart, you know Tony Hawk?!
--> Bart: Please, I'm trying to keep it low profile. [To Tony Hawk] Catch you later Tony Hawk!
--> Tony Hawk: Stay cool, Brett!
!!!303 - I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
!!!304 - A Star Is Born Again
* When Ned realizes that he's got a date with a movie star, a irish security guard walks past and snarks at him.
--> Ned: Sara Sloane?! I've got a date with a movie star?!
--> Guard: Sure you do, and I'm going apple picking with [[ScoobyDoo Scooby Doo]]. Twoi twoi twoi twoi.
* When Sara's wearing a somewhat revealing outfit, Homer drolls a little over her and drops his nachos when he trips over. He swaps between whining over his nachos and drooling over Sara's breasts.
!!!305 - Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
* When their congressman has a stroke, Marge calls out for someone to perform CPR. Homer mistakes it for CCR.
--> Homer: Uh, I see, a bad moon rising.
--> Marge: That's CCR!
--> Homer: Looks like we're in for nasty weather?
* When Homer and Marge attempt to sell their house due to the airplanes flying over it.
--> Ralph [to Homer]: I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house.
--> Cookie Kwan: It's a good deal. I advise you to take it.
--> Homer: Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal.
--> Ralph: I'm walking away. [walks away]
* Lisa's waiting for the right distraction to slip an important bill into congress.
-->'''Homer:''' (bursts in on the ground floor, drunk) You call this a bicameral legislature??! (spits on the floor, and gets immediately assaulted by security, including whaling on his groin) OOOH--I say, I say, my groin!!
!!!306 - C.E. D'oh
* "C.E. D'oh!" has four such moments:
** The whole "how to strip for your wife" class was pure comic gold.
-->''"Aww, nobody loves Oily Homer..."''
** The Successmanship Guy's description of his car: "That's a Bentley Mark XII. They gave one to me, one to Steven Spielberg, then they shot the guy who made it." Lenny comments that he'd hate to be in that union.
** Homer talking about firing robots: "Don't tell me they can't cry."
** Finally, Homer talking with the female employee at the retreat:
-->'''Female Employee:''' Homer, I'll go over the organization chart if you'll just stop staring at my boobs.
-->'''Homer:''' No deal.
** Maggie dancing to Sex Bomb.
!!!307 - 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
!!!308 - Three Gays of the Condo
* Weird Al Yankovic's parody song.
* Homer ends up drunk with his gay roommates and winds up late for his date with Marge to reconcile.
--> Homer: You guys don't have a gay time machine, do you?
--> Julio: Yes, it's called Grady's shoe closet.
--> Grady: Hey Julio, '''ouch.'''
* Lenny's RunningGag of getting stuff in his eyes.
!!!309 - Dude, Where's My Ranch?
* Maggie dancing to BritneySpears and advertising Buzz Cola.
!!!310 - Old Yeller Belly
!!!311 - Brake My Wife, Please
* Homer complaining about everyone driving but him. The responses sell the scene.
--> Comic Book Guy: I can't drive 55, it only goes 38!
--> Ralph: [In Chief Wiggum's car] I let go of the parking brake!
--> Wiggum: [On a tricycle] Ralphie, if you stop the car, I'll let you play with my gun!
* How the episode ends after a heartwarming dinner.
--> Homer: And to all of my friends, I say get the hell off of my lawn! [Homer turns the sprinklers on and everyone leaves]
!!!312 - The Bart of War
!!!313 - Moe Baby Blues
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 15]]
!!!314 - Treehouse of Horror XIV
!!!315 - My Mother the Carjacker
!!!316 - The President Wore Pearls
* From ''The President Wore Pearls'':
** Superintendant Chalmers is talking to Skinner about how to deal with Lisa. He then points to Willie outside and delivers the glorious line "Maybe that escaped mental patient you hired has some kind of toxin in his shack" at which point Willie waves cheerfully. "Yes, hello Willie".
** From the same episode: "I'll be cooking me Lean Cuisine in yer kiln! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
** We got this segment of the musical:
-->'''Bart:''' Lisa is a fool.
-->'''Skinner:''' I think the rules are cool.
-->'''Willie:''' I'M FALLING IN THE POOL!
** Bart's 'poem'.
-->'''Bart:''' Lisa is a nut. She has a rubber butt. Every time she turns around it goes putt-putt.
** Milhouse asks Lisa if it's true the staff makes fun of the students in the teacher's lounge. Lisa says no and opens the door, just in time for us to hear:
-->'''Willie:''' Look at me! I'm Milhouse! I tuck me shirt into me underpants! ''(teachers laugh)'' I've got no friends, so I confide in Willie!
!!!317 - The Regina Monologues
* In ''The Regina Monolouges'' the family visits England to help Grandpa find a lost love, and are greeted by then-Prime Minister Tony Blair.
-->'''Homer:''' ''(after Blair leaves)'' Wow, I can't beleive I just met MrBean!
** The two gentlemanly gentleman making out. "Mmmmm-mmmmmmhmmm-mmmmyes, quite. Mmmmm!"
** The family meets JKRowling outside of a bookstore.
-->'''Lisa:''' JK Rowling! You've turned a whole generation of kids unto reading.
-->'''Rowling:''' Thank you, young Muggle.
-->'''Lisa:''' Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
-->'''Rowling:''' ''(sighs exhaustedly)'' He grows up, and marries you. ''(angrily)'' Is that what you wanted to hear?!
-->'''Lisa:''' ''(dreamily)'' Yes.
** ''(the family leaves England)''
--> '''Marge:''' It was nice of them to forget the whole thing if we agreed to take Madonna back with us.
--> '''Madonna:''' ''(from inside duffle bag Marge is holding)'' I keep telling you, I'm English!
--> '''Marge:''' English ladies don't pump gas naked!
** The runner with TheScottishTrope, in which harm befalls IanMcKellen every time one of the Simpsons says the "M" word.
-->'''Homer:''' Mr. [=MacBeth=], I'm so sorry.
!!!318 - The Fat and the Furriest
!!!319 - Today I Am a Clown
!!!320 - 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
!!!321 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
!!!322 - I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot[[note]]I, D'oh-Bot[[/note]]
* Chief Knock-A-Homer beating all of the robots in the montage.
!!!323 - Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
* Homer ranting to himself about how he will have to read Marge's novel.
--> Homer: I'll have to read Marge's novel, and I swore to never read again after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird. It did teach me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but how does that help me?
* Lisa's thoughts on her opinion on Marge's novel.
!!!324 - Margical History Tour
!!!325 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
* Homer's panhandling.
* Willie's rant about brothers and sisters never being able to get along due to being natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
!!!326 - Smart and Smarter
* Maggie gets a voice emulator that Homer decides to use.
--> Voice Emulator: This is Homaeur's doctor, he's too sick to come into work today.
--> Homer: Err, I'll be right back.
** When Homer's asleep, instead of snoring, he uses the voice emulator.
!!!327 - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
!!!328 - Co-Dependent's Day
!!!329 - The Wandering Juvie
!!!330 - My Big Fat Geek Wedding
!!!331 - Catch 'Em If You Can
!!!332 - Simple Simpson
!!!333 - The Way We Weren't
!!!334 - Bart-Mangled Banner
!!!335 - Fraudcast News
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 16]]
* This exchange from ''Midnight Rx'', after Homer, Ned, Apu, and Abe have been thrown in a Canadian prison:
-->'''Guy:''' We've confiscated your car and its contents.
-->'''French Translator:''' ''Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu.''
-->'''Guy:''' You may leave Canada, but never return.
-->'''French Translator:''' ''Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais ne retournez jamais.''
-->'''Guy:''' I am a big fat French idiot.
-->'''French Translator:''' ''Je suis un grand gros'' - HEY!
* "Goo Goo Gai Pan" has many:
-->'''Bart:''' What's menopause?
-->'''Homer:''' Son, menopause is when the stork who brings babies gets shot by drunken hunters.
** The informational video:
-->'''Robert Wagner:''' So let's all give menopause a round of "[[IncrediblyLamePun meno-plause]]." (looks off-screen) Meno-plause? I'm not saying that.
** In China:
-->'''Chinese consulate agent: '''The Chinese Government only allows wholesome, married couples to adopt. No "hen without cock." I apologize if that is a DoubleEntendre in your language. It is not in ours.
**
-->'''Homer:''' ''(high on sleeping pills)'' Hey look, a dragon!
-->'''Dragon outside window:''' Hello, Homer. Give me your peanuts and you may fly on my back.
-->'''Homer:''' I'll give...you...one!
-->'''Dragon:''' Oh, you are a very greedy man. The other dragons shall hear of this! (flies away)
-->'''Homer:''' Hey dragon! You fly like a girl!
-->''(after learning what he has to do/pretend to be Selma's spouse, and immediately went out of being high thanks to Marge and Selma)''
-->'''Homer:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]
**
-->'''Homer:''' ''(at the preserved body of Mao Zedong)'' Awww, he's like a little angel who killed 50 million people. Yes you are, yes you are!
**
-->'''Chinese announcer:''' I regret to inform you that our star acrobat suffered an onset of outspokenness, and suffered a bullet-related death.
-->'''Chinese man #1:''' This is most disillusioning!
-->'''Chinese woman:''' It seems our leaders are not all-knowing!
-->'''Chinese man #2:''' Now I will question everything! Why doesn't Pearl Jam ever play here?!
**
-->'''Madam Wu:''' Lisa, soon you will have a Chinese baby sister who will surpass you academically.
-->'''Lisa Simpson:''' I don't know about that. I'm considered pretty smart.
-->'''Madam Wu:''' Well, Tibet was considered pretty independent. How'd that work out?
**
-->'''Homer:''' I was this woman's husband for a few days -- in name only! -- and beer will soon obliterate that memory. But I don't think this baby could find any greater love on your planet or ours.
**
-->'''Chinese Dragons:''' ''(singing)'' American jerks are going home/Now we sleep for a thousand years/When we wake the world will end.
** The Chinese production of "Death of a Salesman".
** The sign at Tiananmen Square that says "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial On this spot in 1989, nothing happened.]]"
** "Feast upon my shorts, stupid father man."
* From ''Mobile Homer'':
** The sequence of events that occur as Homer is cleaning out the garage. First, he finishes a can of Duff beer and throws it behind his shoulder:
--->'''Homer:''' Ahh...hmmm. Seems a shame to chuck out these cross country skis. Mmmmm...I'll keep one. ''(He snaps the other one in half and throws it in the garbage can.)'' Let's see now. ''(checks list)'' ''Kill spiders?'' We don't have spiders.
--->''(Homer looks around for spiders and see one making a web around his right arm.)'' ''(screams)'' Ahhh! ''(He grunts about 10 times while trying to squish the spider. It crawls under a cardboard box.)'' Stupid spider! Afraid of dying?! ''(Homer sneaks over to the box and lifts it up; the spider is gone.)'' A-ha! Hmm? ''
--->''(Homer looks around, then under the bottom of the box and sees about two dozen spiders fall on to his face, causing him to run around the garage and scream like a maniac. He finds a can of spider poison titled "Charlotte's Dead" and sprays it on his face.)'' YEEEOOOWWW! OOOWWWHHOOWW! WHAT?! SPIDER POISON IS PEOPLE POISON?!
** After informing Marge in the bedroom that he won't be dying for many, many years, Homer getting his neck crushed by the bedroom window.
* From ''Future-Drama'':
** This argument between Bart and Lisa:
-->'''Bart:''' You're gay for Moleman!
-->'''Lisa:''' No, you're gay for Moleman!
-->'''Moleman:''' (sadly) Nobody's gay for Moleman.
** Future Homer buys the very first "hovercar" ever made. He's driving the car with Future Bart in the passenger seat. They enter the "Quantum Tunnel" and when they come out the other side, Bender from WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} is now riding in the car with them. [[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogYgHlNnqo "I.G.Y. (What a Beautiful World)"]] by Donald Fagen is playing in the background.]:
-->'''Bender:''' Alright! You guys are my new best friends!
-->'''Future Homer:''' You wish, loser! ''(he throws Bender out of the "hovercar" and Bender breaks apart)'' Ah heh heh heh heh heh!
** After Lisa finds out her future-self is dating Milhouse:
-->'''Prof. Frink:''' Ah, yes. He saved you from burning to death in a fire... which you later found out her started. You should've seen the look on your face! In fact, here it is. ''(Flips a switch on the machine. A teenaged Lisa's shocked face appears on-screen)''
* [[ContrivedCoincidence "Now let's explore the improbable chain of events that led to this amusing yet tragic farce."]]
* In "There's Something About Marrying," Marge is completely surprised when Patty comes out to her. Homer, on the other hand...
-->"Here's another bomb for ya, Marge: [[SarcasmMode I like beer]]."
* From ''The Father, The Son and the Holy Guest Star'', when Father Sean tells Bart of how he repented his ways after a drunken brawl with his dad.
--> '''Father Sean''' I was laying on the gutter, picking up my teeth, when suddenly St Peter himself appeared in front of me. "Sean, you wanker." he says, "Repent of your wicked ways or sod off." And then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a streetlight.
** Homer not knowing how to say Bingo when he won at Bingo.
* From ''On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister:
-->Lisa: Can there be any doubt that the culprit is greenhouse gas produced by man? *Bart blows raspberry from walkie talkie* *kids laugh*
-->Bart: The only gas is coming from Lisa's butt! *kids laugh more*
-->Lisa: People, please! I'm talking about toxic vapors! *raspberry* Emanations! *raspberry* Miasmas! *raspberry*
-->Chief Wiggum: Hey, whoever's doing that, get off the frequency. We're calming the woods. There's a killer on the loose.
-->Lou: Aw, let him do it, Chief. It brightens the mood. Oh my god...that used to be a face!
* From "The Heartbroke Kid":
** The spoof of the opening sequence, where the now-obese Bart is buying snacks from a vending machine instead of writing on the chalkboard. When the bell rings, it takes forever to reach the entrance. As he skateboards, the ground underneath him cracks, he bends the street sign he usually grabs, makes Marge's car spin out of control, and as he gets home, he lands on Homer's car, making him fly out. Finally, as the other Simpsons sit down on the couch, they look at each other, wondering where Bart is.
-->'''Bart:''' (''groaning, clutching his chest'') My heart! It hurts so much! Like it's caught in a vice!
-->'''Homer:''' (''laughing'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint My boy's in love!]]
-->'''Lisa:''' I think he's having a heart attack!
-->(''Bart collapses'')
-->'''Homer:''' Come on, you can fight this! [[MythologyGag Do the Bartman! Do the Bartman!]]
-->(''Bart feebly moves around'')
-->'''Homer:''' (''sobbing'') Oh, why won't you dance? [[SkywardScream DAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!]]
* "Go home to your son. Mrs. Muntz... AND TRY NOT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE ON THE WAY!"
* From Thank God it's doomsday: "I'm gonna steal God's secrets and sell them to Satan!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 17]]
* Two from ''We're on the Road to D'ohwhere'', when the steam tunnels go out of control, Principal Skinner tries to run away but the steam caught up with him and it sends him flying. He shouts: '''MIMI!!!'''. Another one is when the steams gets to Groundskeeper Willie, he feels hot and wants a drink. He tries to drink from the fountain but steams comes out and burns him. He tries it again but gains the same result. Then he tried to have a soda. When he puts the money in, steam comes out and burns him!
* From ''Bart Has Two Mommies'':
-->'''Bart:''' Don't let our hands touch, it's gay.
-->'''Rod:''' What's gay mean?
-->'''Bart:''' Umm, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
-->'''Rod:''' ''(to Flanders)'' I'm gay, daddy, I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
-->'''Marge:''' Uh, I believe he's saying 'he's okay.'
* From ''The Girl Who Slept Too Little'':
-->'''Bart:''' If you're looking for Lisa, she said she was going to spend the night in the boneyard out back.
-->'''Marge:''' And you're just sitting here!?
-->'''Bart:''' I figured the best thing I could do was monitor the news for any reports.
-->'''Marge:''' You're watching cartoons!
* From ''Girls Just Wanna Have Sums'', Homer earlier got in trouble for implying women are less intelligent than men.
-->'''Homer:''' (in bed with Marge) Honey, you're as smart as any man. Somerimes when I'm with you, I feel like I'm doing it with a dude.(Cut to him on couch) Oh well, I can always cuddle with the dog. At least everyone knows I'm smarter than you.(Cut to Homer outside sleeping in the doghouse) Oh, how did this happen?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 18]]
* The "[[FellOffTheBackOfATruck truck-truck-truck]]" gag in ''The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer''.
** When Fat Tony causes a rival gang's car to spin out of control, it slams into a truck full of baking soda. A truck full of vinegar then hits the car causing it to fill with foam. The gang members remark that it isn't so bad. [[DoubleSubverted At this point, a truck of TNT hits the car, destroying everything.]]
* The subplot of ''The Haw-Hawed Couple'', where Homer is reading Lisa the [[Literature/HarryPotter Angelica Button]] book. When reading ahead, he discovers that [[TheObiWan Greystash]] dies to save Angelica from the "Suff-o-clock of Sandy Doom". Rather than upset Lisa, Homer improvises his own ending, providing the world with:
-->'''Greystash''' Mustache power! ACTIVATE! *cue his mustache [[TookALevelinBadass taking a level in badass]], Popeye style*
** And during the credits:
-->'''Homer:''' *sobbing at Moe's* No man should have to outlive his fictional wizard!
** Best part is Angelica's delivery of the line "I somehow escaped from the hourglass!" And then Lisa reads the real ending and decides Homer's was better.
--> '''Lisa:''' What happened to [[OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness the Merlinical Council?]]
--> '''Homer:''' Um, they went to StarWars land and...fought Star Wars.
** Nobody mentions the opening of the episode?
-->'''Martin:''' Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot!
-->'''Bart:'''' Well said!
-->''(A title appears: fag•got (fag'• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. [Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks])''
* From ''Homerazzi'', we have the following:
-->'''Fireman:''' Mr. Simpson, we've already been here 6 times this month!
-->'''Homer:''' Yeah, but, um, one of those times, I'd actually dialed 9-1-1 by accident but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. It feels good to tell the truth! No, I'm lying, it feels bad.
** Also all of J. K. Simmons lines as the [[Film/{{Spiderman}} "Jamerson-ish"]] tabloid reporter.
-->''(Looking through Homer's Photos)''
-->'''Tabloid Reporter:''' Wonderful! Terrific! This has page one written all over it. Why the hell did you do that!?
-->'''Homer:''' I wanted to remember my place in a book I was reading.
* From ''Marge Gamer'':
** Marge discovers the Internet, then the online role playing game "Earthland Realms".
** When she can see her house from space, she realizes, via the Internet, Homer is sunbathing nude outside. Then, through the webpage, we see her chasing him. He hops the fence and runs into Flanders' house, where his parents are visiting.
-->'''Ned''': "Homer, you've met my parents."
-->'''Homer''': "Not naked I haven't!"
** "The Shadow Knight? He's the most evil, destructive player in the game. He once [[MediumAwareness beat me to death]] with my own life bar." It was either funny or unsurprising that the most evil, destructive, and successful (in Marge's words) player in the game was Bart.
** [[spoiler:After they killed the original Shadow Knight/Night, the new one kicked the head of a player like a soccer ball, it turned out the new one is Marge Simpson.]]
-->'''Moe''' (a head she's kicking around): "Why am I paying $14.95 a month for this?"
**
--> ''(Homer notices a guy waving a orange/yellow flag).
--> '''Homer:''' What's the matter buddy? The American flag not good enough for ya? ''(headbutts him)''
--> '''Girl:''' That was my father!
--> '''Homer:''' ''(completely serious)'' I'm your father now.
**
--> ''(Helen Lovejoy's remark to Homer for a bad call)''
--> '''Helen:''' You are so blind even ''Jesus'' couldn't heal you!
--> '''Rev. Lovejoy:''' Now Helen, let's not bring up the "J" bomb.
* From "Crook And Ladder", when Homer is trying to convince Moe to not steal a priceless clock from a burning building:
--> '''Moe:''' ''"I can't let go of it, Homer! It's been in my family for nearly forty seconds!"''
** Homer playing the siren of Principal Skinner's words.
** "It ain't stealin if you take it fast!"
* Episode 400, "You Kent Always Say What You Want" has it's share of funny moments:
--> '''Kent Brockman *After Homer knocks a cup of hot coffee over him*''': OW, THAT HURTS LIKE A *cuts to the Simpson family watching the news report, with Kents last words garbled*
** Bart 'Etch-A-Sketch'ing the word for Marge, then not being able to erase the message, resulting in Marge destroying the toy.
** Almost all of Ned's tapes being Naughty except for [[700Club]] and Test Pattern(Non-Indian).
** Ned referring to Kent's swear as God's least favorite word and a super swear.
** Kent referring to his swear as 'A word so foul that it would only be muttered by Satan himself whilst on the toilet'.
** The end of the episode, where Homer tries to announce the truth about the Fox network, but his voice is dubbed over with speech that instead promotes Fox programming. When Homer tries to tell the viewers the truth, he is quickly silenced by the 20th Century Fox Television and Gracie Films logos.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Simpsons Movie]]
* [[Funny/TheSimpsonsMovie It has its own page.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 19]]
* From ''Midnight Towboy''.
-->Marge: At least ''you'' need me, [[CompanionCube sack of potatoes]]. *starts rocking the sack of potatoes to sleep*
** From the same episode:
-->'''Homer''': When you married a man who would years later without warning become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be.
* From , the reconciliation song:
-->'''All:''' Yeah Daddy's back!
-->'''Lurleen Lumpkin:''' And I'm feeling like a daughter
-->'''All:''' Daddy's back!
-->'''Bart:''' And she's feeling like she oughta
-->'''All:''' Daddy's back!
-->'''Royce Lumpkin:''' And he's drinking bottled water
-->'''Lisa:''' Keep it down! I'm reading HarryPotter
-->'''Marge:''' My body washes [[ProductPlacement Estee Lauder]]
-->'''All:''' Daddy's back and I'm feeling like a daughter again!
-->({{Beat}})
-->[[ThrowItIn Grampa:]] And here comes Grampa [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment with an otter!]]
* From ''Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind''
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXc18bhOOU The scene in which Moe shows Homer the video of how the Forget-Me-Shot is made]], ending with Mow pausing the video. Moe's face on the freeze frame is somewhat weird looking, causing Moe to frame skip through the video, wondering if he really does look that ugly. The other freeze frames turn out to be even worse.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 20]]
!!!421 - Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
!!!422 - Lost Verizon
* Principal Skinner having to repeatedly cross the freeway.
!!!423 - Double, Double, Boy In Trouble
!!!424 - Treehouse of Horror XIX
* From the first segment, ''Untitled Robot Parody'':
-->'''Apu''': Stop it, stop it! Look, you have made the nacho machine cry.
* From the second segment, ''How to get ahead in Dead-vertising:
** John Wayne wondering if Prince is gay ("Little sister, is that mustache coming or going?"), then becoming his friend when Prince snaps, "Well, your wife likes it."
** Krusty telling Homer that the one true religion is [[spoiler:a mix between voodoo and Methodist]]
* From the third segment, ''It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse:
-->'''Lisa''': What did you say, Mom?
-->'''Marge''': Nothing, sweetie. I was just practicing my trombone.
** Nelson calling The Grand Pumpkin a racist when he dismisses Nelson's threat to carve a yellow pumpkin.
!!!425 - Dangerous Curves
!!!426 - Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
!!!427 - Mypods and Boomsticks
* Bart speaking over Steve Mobs.
--> '''Bart''': You think you're so smart just because you buy a 500 dollar phone with a picture of a fruit on it? Well, guess what? They cost 8 dollars to make and I pee on every one!
!!!428 - The Burns and the Bees
* Homer's apocalyptic vision of a world without honey -- and getting crushed into a cube by Wall-E.
* Homer telling Lisa that the abandoned greenhouse was once very prosperous until [[NoodleIncident he was put in charge]].
!!!429 - Lisa the Drama Queen
!!!430 - Take My Life, Please
!!!431 - How the Test was Won
* During the bus ride:
-->'''Bart''': This isn't a helicopter!
-->'''Otto''': What? Not a helicopter?
-->'''Skinner''': Let me explain this to you in terms even the ''simplest'' will understand. We're hiding you in Capital City so that your numbskullery won't bring down the grades of the children who ''are'' our future.
-->'''Kearney''': Will there be other numbskulls there? Sort of a numbskull olympics, as it were?
-->'''Jimbo''': Let's all act stupid!
* Another scene from the bus ride:
-->'''Bart''': Hey, I just realized something. You're stuck babysitting us losers, which makes ''you'' the real loser.
-->'''Skinner''': For your information, I am not a loser. I am a sucessful principal who paints houses in the summertime.
-->'''Dolph''': You painted our garage, and it was peeling by October!
-->'''Skinner''': Your dad insisted I use an inferior primer.
-->'''Bart, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney''': Loser! Loser!
-->'''Ralph''': Excuse me, mommy. I have to go potty.
-->'''Skinner''': Otto, could you pull over?
-->'''Otto''': Sorry. I was mesmerized by that little boy's dance.
* At the gas station:
-->'''Ralph''': Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want! So tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want! So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
-->'''Skinner''': Ralph, are you finished yet?
-->'''Ralph''': I finished before we came in.
* Otto and the kids' impression of Principal Skinner.
!!!432 - No Loan Again, Naturally
-->'''Ned''': It's Ash Wednesday, everybody! Set down your gins and confess her sins!
* Another scene:
-->'''Homer''': Hey, look on the bright side. At least it's not raining. See, I told you. It's not raining. So we're just homeless.
!!!433 - Gone Maggie Gone
!!!434 - In the Name of the Grandfather
!!!435 - Wedding for Disaster
!!!436 - Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
!!!437 - The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
* Lisa seeing the world as a paradise of happy faces (including Chief Wiggum bleeding happy faces after being shot by Snake), thanks to being drugged up with medication.
!!!438 - Father Knows Worst
* Homer imagining Marge water-skiing on a stegasaurus after noticing how distant Marge has become.
!!!439 - Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'0h!
!!!440 - Four Great Women and a Manicure
* From the "Snow White" segment:
** In the first segment, Moe mistaking Selma for Grendel and calling for Beowulf.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4_C00xjuc The nice Simpsons variation to the 7 dwarves song]]
-->'''all:''' Ho-high, ho-high! It's time to now get high! We'll take some shrooms and go to our rooms...
** The "Fountainhead" parody is pretty good as well.
-->'''"Ellsworth Toohey":''' MEDIOCRITY RULES!
!!!441 - Coming to Homerica
* Homer throwing up in Lisa's saxophone, only to get it stuck on his face.
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[[folder:Season 21]]
* The subplot in the episode ''Thursday's with Abie'' revolves around Bart taking care of Larry the Lamb, a stuffed animal his class has to take home and care for. Bart hates the thing, which leads to this exchange:
--> ''(Bart is swinging Larry around while Santa's Little Helper bites it)''
--> '''Bart:''' That's it boy, go for the nards!
--> '''Lisa:''' Bart! ''(grabs Larry)'' if you don't want him, give him to me.
--> '''Bart:''' How come you never act like this when I'm cruel to real animals?
--> '''Lisa:''' I do, [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry it enrages me!]]
--> '''Bart:''' I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.
--> '''Lisa:''' ''(angrily)'' I'm a FREAKING BUDDHIST!!
** Likewise, the main story, filled with [[CassandraTruth Cassandra truths]], [[BrickJoke brick jokes]], [[IronicEcho ironic]] ''and'' [[MeaningfulEcho meaningful echoes]], laced with a heaping helping of good, old-fashioned [[ShoutOut shout-outs]] to make any elderly viewer laugh. One exchange in particular got this troper, who took a cinema history course recently, laughing hysterically. It takes place during Abe's reminiscing of being a shoe-shiner on the platform for the Tinsletown (a.k.a. Hollywood) express. As the train pulls in, out steps the usual parodies of classic actors like Fatty Arbuckle, the Three Stooges, and Paul Muni (who, apparently, always looked like Frankenstein, even in real life), and Abbot and Costello. Abe looks up, realizes that he's shining the shoes of Creator/ClarkGable, and this exchange takes place:
-->'''Young Abraham (excitedly)''': Clark Gable!
-->'''Gable''': That's right! [[YouMightRememberMeFrom Perhaps you've seen my brief]] yet memorable appearance in ''Du Barry, Woman of Passion''?
-->'''Young Abraham (Excitedly)''': I ''sure'' have, Mr. Gable! Say, why haven't you been in any good pictures yet?
-->'''Gable''': I'm not sure. [[TemptingFate Maybe the right role just hasn't come along yet.]] Say, what's that you're reading?
-->'''Young Abraham''': Oh, this? It's just ''GoneWithTheWind''. It's got a boring romance story, and only one swear word, but not a very good one. Here, you can have it.
-->'''Gable (curiosity raised)''': ''Gone With The Wind'', eh? Let's see... ''(flips through pages)'' Garbage, garbage, my line, garbage, my line, garbage, garbage, my line, epic war plot, fancy dresses, ''Yes!'' I can do this! ''(closes book, hops on train)'' ''(Shouting)'' Thanks, kid! Don't tell this to another soul for about 60 years!
* The scene in the episode ''Stealing First Base'' in which after Bart's earlier kissing of a girl lands the school in trouble, the school declares itself an 'Affection Free Environment'. An informational play is carried out with Skinner and Willie acting as Bart and the girl respectively, [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100729185349/simpsons/images/thumb/d/de/Fgefg.jpg/957px-Fgefg.jpg and the two of them, rather uneagerly, kissing each other.]] When everyone in the assembly hall starts laughing at this, Superintendent Chalmers steps in and threatens to make them keep kissing until the kids stop laughing. Needless to say it doesn't stop.
* From "The Devil Wears Nada", during Homer and Marge's attempt to play a romantic game:
--> '''Homer:''' Whisper into ass?! This game sucks!
* From "The Color Yellow," when the family finds out that one of their ancestors who they thought were slave owners married their freed slave, thus making them 1/64 black.
--->'''Bart:''' So that's why I'm so cool.
--->'''Lisa:''' And that's my jazz is so smooth.
--->'''Homer:''' And that's why I earn less than my white coworkers!
* From ''To Surveil, With Love'':
** Bart mooning Ned to experiment where the cameras can't see.
** The party with the blind spot.
** Everyone acting legal when Marge was coming.
* The part of ''Stealing First Base'' when Lisa thinks she's in a dream after getting an F, imitates an alarm clock sound to get herself to wake up, and tries to fly, but falls.

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[[folder: Season 22]]
* Most of the parts with [[FlightOfTheConchords Jermaine and Brett]] (or Ethan and Kurt) in ''Elementary School Musical''.
* "How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?": Child/pet psychologist, for Bart and Santa's Little Helper. "Now, Marge, from what I understand from our phone conversation, you have a terrible service provider."
** While the ostrich attacked the Simpsons, one of them hit the ostrich with an object, after being beaten with the object from the ostrich, someone besides Homer, or Marge, or even Lisa said "WHY YOU LITTLE..." and strangled the ostrich.
* From ''Donnie Fatso'':
-->'''Homer''': 50 bucks! That used to cover 2 public nudities and a poop in the park! *crumples up ticket*
-->'''Wiggum''': Oh! That's vandalizing city property! Write him up again, Lou!
-->'''Homer''': What the hell?
-->'''Wiggum'''; Mild obscenity before 10 AM. Also illegal.
* In "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life", Homer tries to buy Maggie a toy at a gas station but he keeps getting the wrong one.
--> '''Homer:''' You couldn't do this to me if you weren't behind a sheet of glass.
--> '''Clerk:''' Ain't no glass. ''(hits Homer)''
--> '''Homer:''' You're lucky your behind that sheet of glass.
* From "Moms I'd Like to Forget":
-->'"Marge:'" I don't want to go to sea, because the sand makes me sand, because it used to be big rocks. But not anymore...but not ANYMORE!
* This conversation, from when Lisa became the manager for Bart's Baseball team:
-->'''Marge''': Mike Scioscia? [[ContinuityNod But I thought you suffered from radiation poisoning.]]
-->'''Mike Scoscia''': I did! But [[ILoveNuclearPower it also gave me super-managerial powers]]!
** From the same episode: "I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!"
** When Lisa takes over as the manager, the guys all groan that a girl doesn't know anything about managing baseball. She counters by listing off several managers who had feminine-sounding names (such as Sheva Alomar and Terry Francona), only to be informed they were all men.
* "Nein, nein! Why did I go to the nine o'clock show?" JohnLennon would've found that hilarious!
** Also, the fact that Hitler tries to avoid getting killed by Marge by removing his moustache, slapping it on the face of the guy sitting next to him, and then yelling "[[BlatantLies Das ist Hitler]]!"
* In ''The Blue and the Gray'', an inquiry about hair results in this:
--> '''Bart:''' I just have one question about hair: where does mine start? Head, head, head, hair! Where's the border?!
--> '''Lisa:''' Oh, my God! Me too!
--> *all 3 children frantically check their heads*
--> '''Bart:''' WHAT ARE WE!?
* In the episode where Bart's Angry Dad cartoon is turned into a short film, from Halle Berry's talks to to Randy Newman's "You've Got an Enemy".
* After Mr Burns anounces he's dying at a fancy dinner he organised for that exact purpose, there's a brief moment of silence, before...
--> '''Homer:''' HELL YES!
* This bit of [[LampshadeHanging Lampshade Hanging]] in ''500 Keys''.
--> '''Skinner:''' Sir, we have a problem with Lisa Simpson.
--> '''Chalmers:''' Seymour, I superintend 15 schools in the district, yet every time I come here it's to see you about one of the Simpson kids.
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[[folder: Season 23]]
!!!487 - The Falcon and the D'ohman
* Homer's hostage video:
-->'''Homer:''' Death to America!
-->'''Ukrainian Gangster:''' Stick to the script.
-->'''Homer:''' Fine.
!!!488 - Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
* The couch gag, which is done by ''[[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow Ren And Stimpy]]'' creator himself, Creator/JohnKricfalusi. As a bonus, the episode itself is done at RoughDraftStudios, which not only does many other Simpsons episodes, but also did a number of ''Ren And Stimpy'''s second season, as well as all of the majority of those done after John's firing.
** From the same episode, Chalmers' flashback to the last time he taught.
** "If school failed me, does it have to go to Summer Jimbo?"
** Milhouse throwing the school coping machine out of the window.
!!!489 - Treehouse of Horror XXII
!!!490 - Replaceable You
!!!491 - The Food Wife
* Homer goes with Bart and Lisa to a video game expo. There is an "Angry Birds" demonstration where they have a stuffed bird aimed at stuffed pigs. The bird, however, misses the pigs completely, hits an actual construction site, and drops rafters on TNT causing the entire thing to blow-up.
** Everyone cheers.
** Later on Homer trying to get Bart and Lisa to the "Funtendo" showroom FPS-style while throwing discs at people, then when he gets hit he restores his health with a slice of pizza.
** Gordon Ramsey telling Marge that she messed up with involving Homer in the first place, then telling her to get out of ''his'' dream, since he stole it away from her, to the point that Gordon HIMSELF wakes up in his bed wondering "What the bloody hell was that?!" before Marge wakes up proper.
!!!492 - The Book Job
* The entirety of Neil Gaiman in this episode. Especially the end: "I've cheated my way to the best seller list once again... AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ!"
** Selma tries to stop Moe cutting Neil Gaiman's throat. Moe doesn't care if he wrote The Sandman, he's going down!
** "CHEESEBURGERS, FRENCH FRIES, I'M ALL OVER THAT PAL"
** When Lisa switches the backpacks: "I got the idea from every movie ever!"
** Lisa's seemingly nonstop procrastination, which even spills over into the montage where Homer's Crew is writing their book.
!!!493 - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants
!!!494 - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
!!!495 - Holidays of Future Passed
* The [[PhotoMontage montage]] of Simpsons Christmas cards 30 years into the future, especially the ones where it seemed that Lisa [[ExperimentedInCollege experimented in Lesbianism during college!]][[hottip:*:Because it's hilarious that someone as straight-laced as Lisa would "experiment" in college; ''not'' because [[UnfortunateImplications lesbians are hilarious]]
** A FreezeFrameBonus on the picture of Lisa's family at the end of the montage reveals that they are the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Simpson-Van Houten-Simpsons]].
** Grandpa falls asleep at Thanksgiving and lands face first in a pie topped with whipped cream. When he wakes up, he has a large white beard, which leads to this line.
-->'''Grandpa:''' I'm Santa? Oh, now I'll never die.
* Ralph being Chief of Police. He was cloned several times and they keep dying in the same scene.
!!!496 - Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
* In this episode, there is a parody of the bottom markees of news networks. Highlights include: Obama declares mulligan on first term, Steve Jobs reveals iGhost and Gingrich looks forward to first term, fourth wife.
** Homer as a spoof of TV conservative talk hosts, primarily GlennBeck.
!!!497 - The D'oh-cial Network
* This exchange
-->'''Lisa:''' I've created something really popular.
-->'''Homer:''' And I've created something that created something popular.
-->'''Grandpa:''' And I created a fat, alcoholic hippo.
-->'''Homer:''' [[InsultBackfire You never showed it to me!]]
-->'''Grandpa:''' A STUPID, fat alcoholic hippo.
-->'''Homer:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I still want to see it.]]
!!!498 - Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
!!!499 - The Daughter Also Rises
* Bart and Milhouse are watching an episode of [[MythBusters MythCrackers]] on a gas station TV. In the episode, one of the tests launched a robot pet into an oil field, caausing it to explode. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent This causes the gas prices to double.]]
!!!500 - At Long Last Leave
* From the '''500th''' episode:
** The Chalkboard gag:
--> [[spoiler: '''Milhouse writes:''' [[ThrowTheDogABone Bart's earned a day off.]] ]]
** TheStinger:
--> [[spoiler: *Title Card* \\
'''''Thanks for 500 Shows.''''' \\
All we ask is that you go out \\
and get some fresh air \\
before logging on the Internet \\
and saying how much this sucked. ]]
** When Mayor Quimby shows [[ContinuityNod a photo of Homer and friends wrecking the school]] from "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
-->'''Homer:''' WE WON!!! WE WON!!! ''(fires Chief Wiggum's gun)''
!!!501 - Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
!!!502 - How I Wet Your Mother
!!!503 - Them, Robot
* At the beginning, Homer is trying to go the day without drinking alcohol for a physical, and sees his family as alcoholic drinks. He sees Abe as a bottle of Jack Daniels and tries to open his head, where at first he screams but then it becomes relaxing to him.
** When Homer first sees Mr. Burns' robots employees he mistakes them for Comic-Con nerds.
** "Rudy was put in at the end of a meaningless game. We will remind you if this game becomes meaningless."
** Conductor: "I told them they should have made those tracks [[NoodleIncident D'oh proof]]."
!!!504 - Beware My Cheating Bart
!!!505 - A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
!!!506 - The Spy Who Learned Me
!!!507 - Ned 'n Edna's Blend
!!!508 - Lisa Goes Gaga
* Everybody partying on the boarding ramp after Gaga missed her flight from putting every last one of her costumes and shoes on the security conveyor belt.
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[[folder: Season 24]]
!!!509 - Moonshine River
* The opening scene with the racecars. A cat falls onto one causing it to crash into a yarn store. As the driver runs out on fire, the cat plays with a ball of yarn. The audience awws, and is then hit by another race car.
* The part where an air conditioner falls on Homer, and he strangles a lamppost.
* Marge and Lisa misadventures of trying to find cheap entertainment in New York.
!!!510 - Treehouse of Horror XXIII
* The beginning where a Mayan guard who looks like Moe is tricked into being sacrificed, which, thousands of years later, causes the alleged 2012 apocalypse as predicted by the Mayan calendar.
-->'''Mayor Quimby''': [[BlatantLies And it will be Obama's fault!]]
* From ''The Greatest Story Ever Holed'': Bart trying to toss his math homework in the black hole, then giving up and putting Mrs. Krabappel in there.
** Homer thinking calling a black hole a black hole is racist ("Wow, a black hole! I'm sorry, can we call it that?") This is funnier if you know that ''this actually has happened in real life.''
* From ''[=UNNormal=] Activity'': The ending where Homer is forced into a three-way with two demons to save Marge from having Maggie stolen by a demon that was summoned by Patty and Selma back in 1982, but before he could start they both utter the safe word.
** Homer yelling, "We have stairs?!" as he's running with the video camera in hand.
* From ''Bart and Homer's Excellent Adventure'':
** The appearance of the many Homers from history, including a fat Elvis Homer, an angel Homer, a pope Homer (who refers to Jesus as "Jebus"), an Andre the Giant wrestler Homer, a one-eyed alien Homer, and a caveman Homer (who's actually supposed to be Homer from the age of the Renaissance).
** The many Homers from history getting beaten by Artie and Bartie Ziff.
!!!511 - Adventures In Baby-Getting
* Marge making out with a stuffed walrus.
!!!512 - Gone Abie Gone
* The Wacky Racers couch gag.
* At the begining when Homer is ordering fast food, the thought-bubble Marge told him that Dr. Hibbert told him to eat healthier, then after thought-bubble Hibert said that his wife appeared. Long story short they both begining to argue, there arguing scares both homer and thought-bubble Marge... [[MakesSenseInContext yeah this is kind of complicated to explain]].
!!!513 - Penny Wiseguys
* Homer stopping Dan from shooting one of Fat Tony's goons by throwing Bart at him.
* The Old Jewish Man asking for more flies in his soup (even though insects are on the list of treif ["non-kosher"] foods in Jewish dietary laws, along with birds of prey, reptiles, anything from a pig[[note]]meaning no pork, no bacon, no sausages, etc[[/note]], horses or any four-legged animal that doesn't chew its cud, and fish that don't have gills or fins[[note]]your bottom-feeders and sea-faring animals that are edible, like shrimp, lobster, squid, scallops, etc[[/note]])
** That, or it could be an inversion of the classic there is a fly in my soup joke.
!!!514 - A Tree Grows in Springfield
* Lisa enters Homer into a raffle for a [=MyPad=].
--> '''Homer:''' Lisa, no one ever wins these raffles. The winner is always some guy you've never heard of.
--> '''Skinner:''' And the winner is... Homer Simpson.
--> '''Homer:''' KILL HIM! I mean, whoo hoo!
** Homer face-timing Lenny while he's skydiving.
** Steve Mobbs ordering God around.
!!!515 - The Day The Earth Stood Cool
* The sight gag with a parody of Website/TheOnion: "Scientist Proves Human Heaven Fake, Cat Heaven Real"
!!!516 - To Cur, With Love
* This exchange:
--> '''Abe:''' Unfortunately, like most true stories, this has a crappy ending.
--> '''Bart:''' (incredulously) You have a story with an ending?
--> '''Abe:''' All my stories have endings now. They're putting something new in my Jell-o at the home.
!!!517 - Homer Goes to Prep School
* Homer's LampshadeHanging of how often he goes to work.
--> '''Marge:''' Are you sure you're OK to go into work?
--> '''Homer:''' Well, it's been 8 months. I should probably get back.
* This exchange defines Homer and Marge's relationship.
--> '''Marge:''' You can't have secrets from your wife.
--> '''Homer:''' It's very late in the marriage for you to tell me that.
!!!518 - A Test Before Trying
* Mrs. Krabappel using potato power to activate the slide projector so they can watch their ''Sometimes Y'' video, only for it to burn out seconds later.
* The part with an unknown student's test (possibly [[TooDumbToLive Ralph]]) where everything ''but the ovals'' was filled in.
* The teachers' and Skinner's reactions to learning who didn't take the test.
--> '''Lisa:''' Wait, one student didn't take the test.
--> '''Krabappel:''' Let it be Martin! Let it be Martin!
--> '''Lisa:''' It's Bart.
--> '''Teachers:''' (Groan)
--> '''Skinner:''' I have an aunt named Hope too. Why don't you kill her?
** Bart writing on his history book to make Lincoln tell Washington "Nice wig, grandma" and Washington retorting "At least I can take a bullet".
!!!520 - Love Is a Many Splintered Thing
* When driving the car, Homer turns onto a skateboard ramp. He slams on the brakes, stopping the car in mid-air. We then cut do the dashboard, where the [[LampshadeHanging Cartoon Physics Meter]] is full.
** Cletus's list of feuds, which includes Hatfields, the Hapsburgs, Time Warner Cable, TheMuppets, his toe-nail 'what turned black', and finally, the Peacocks.
** Homer's idea for the TV: hanging it up on the ceiling by rope.
--> '''Homer:''' I had the idea for this years ago but your mother (Rope breaks) AAAAAAH! It's hurting my eyes!
** WoodyAllen making cameos in the second half of the episode.
!!!521 - Hardly Kirk-ing
* Toddler Lisa using Bart's drool as a moat for her origami castle in the flashback of how the ''Baby Poindexter'' video series stunted Bart's development, but not Lisa's.
* Milhouse's voice changing from his dad's to Duffman's just with the use of a necktie.
!!!522 - Gorgeous Grandpa
* This exchange between Bart and Lisa when discussing how to get their grandfather a date.
--> '''Lisa:''' You could go online. That's how young people today find dates.
--> '''Bart:''' It's weird that you don't consider yourself a young person.
--> '''Lisa:''' It's weird for me too.
!!!524 - Dark Knight Court
* The scene where a helicopter flies into the Fruit Bat Signal in the sky, blinding it and causing it to crash.
* The ending scene parodying ''Film/TheAvengers''.
* The entire subplot of Mr. Burns becoming a superhero.
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