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Tropers: Al Bundy Fan 365
"Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together."
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(My screenname is not supposed to be spelled with spaces. Use the NotAWikiWord method to keep it that way.)

EVEN THOUGH MY TROPER PAGE IS VERY LONG, THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT IS AWFUL. THE PAGE IS JUST DETAILED WITH PRECISION & SHOULD BE WORTH READING AT LEAST ONE BLOODY TIME.

I'm just a high school graduate at the age of 21 who decided not to go off to college because I think it's a waste of money. My Troper name comes from enjoying the funny antics of Al Bundy from Married...With Children.

So far, my most noteworthy contribution is deciding to give The Simpsons Funny Page a much needed MAJOR overhaul. All of the funny moments were unorganized, and I wanted them to be organized so other people can look and see which episode the funny moments were from.

I'm also a fan of the Green Bay Packers, winners of Super Bowl XLV. They now have a league-leading 13 NFL titles. Don't try to tell me the stupid Dallas Cowboys are America's Team in the NFL. In my mind, the Packers deserve that nickname beause of their unique ownership status of company stockholders living in ALL 50 States and Washington D.C. in the U.S.A. Also, it make no sense to me that the Dallas Cowboys are in the NFC East division when they clearly belong in the NFC South. It's a terrible shame that every season the New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, and Washington Redskins have to travel halfway across the U.S. to play a "divisional" matchup with the Dallas Cowboys.

Here is what my ideal geographical realignment for the NFL would look like if I were to change it at my own will, but sadly that's not the case. I'd easily force the Cowboys and Panthers to switch divisions in the NFC, while in the AFC I would move the Ravens and Steelers to the East (both being opposite from the Redskins and Eagles respectively), the Dolphins to the South, and both the Bills and Colts to the North. This would be the result:

NFC
  • East: Eagles, Giants, Panthers, & Redskins
  • North: Bears, Lions, Packers, & Vikings - BEST Division in the NFL hands-down
  • South: Buccaneers, Cowboys, Falcons, & Saints
  • West: 49ers, Cardinals, Rams, & Seahawks

AFC
  • East: , Jets, Patriots, Ravens, & Steelers
  • North: Bengals, Bills, Browns, & Colts
  • South: Dolphins, Jaguars, Texans, & Titans
  • West: Broncos, Chargers, Chiefs, & Raiders

So what if the old rivalries would diminish? Dallas might get to face 1 of the 3 other NFC East franchises (not counting the Panthers, since they're not in the East right now) each season based on the previous year's standings, and a guaranteed match-up with all 4 of them every 3 years under the current scheduling formula. The divisons in all sports organizations should be based on geographical locations. Why can't it be that way? To sum up this topic, I'll quote what the Headscratchers pages used to be called on this TV Tropes website: it "Just Bugs Me".


Tropes that describe me include:


Things in the media and/or pop culture that I will "ALWAYS" like include: (Note: Absolute favorites of mine are in BOLD)

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    Actors (Some are also Stand-Up Comedians) 

    Comedians 

    Film 

    Live Action TV 

    Music - Yes, I've listed specific songs for each musical artist. 

    Sports Athletes/Coaches 
  • Donald Driver
  • Brett Favre: "The Gunslinger/IronMan"
  • Matt Flynn
  • Devin Hester
  • Greg Jennings
  • Michael Jordan
  • Vince Lombardi - (R.I.P)
  • Peyton Manning
  • Clay Matthews III
  • Mike McCarthy
  • Aaron Rodgers
  • Bart Starr
  • Reggie White: "The Minister of Defense" - (R.I.P)
  • Charles Woodson

    Video Games 

    Western Animation 
  • Family Guy - (primarily seasons 1-5; it's gone downhill from there)
  • King of the Hill - (My Favorite Character: Dale Gribble. Bill Dauterive would be second.)
  • The Simpsons - (My Favorite Character: Homer J. Simpson)

    Western Animation Films 

Things in the media and/or pop culture that I used to like when I was age 1-19, but have gracefully put aside as memories in my brain include:

    Live Action TV 

    Western Animation 

Things in the media and/or pop culture that I will "NEVER" like include:

    Live Action TV 
  • 30 Rock
  • American Idol - (I like to think of it as "American Idiot", and no I'm not referring to the song by Green Day.)
  • America's Got Talent (AGT)
  • Arrested Development
  • Dancing with the Stars
  • Glee - (BOR-ING!)
  • Jersey Shore - (Uninformative TV documentaries about people who make NO significant contributions to society; yet they get paid MILLIONS of dollars to be their idiotic selves. It's insulting to the numerous good citizens who ACTUALLY work hard in the U.S.A.)
  • The Marriage Ref - (Hooray! It was cancelled.)
  • The Middle
  • Modern Family
  • The Office
  • Outsourced - (Hooray! It was cancelled.)
  • Parks and Recreation
  • Perfect Couples - (Hooray! It was cancelled.)
  • Raising Hope
  • Sit Down, Shut Up - (It was just plain stupid.)
  • So You Think You Can Dance
  • The Talk (Daytime TV show)
  • The View
  • Unsupervised
  • The X-Factor

    Music 
  • AC/DC
  • Adam Lambert - (I don't want ANYTHING from you.)
  • Aerosmith - Especially their cover version of "Come Together" by The Beatles. IT STINKS!
  • Black Sabbath
  • Def Leppard
  • Eminem
  • Guns N' Roses - Especially their cover version of "Live and Let Die" by Sir Paul McCartney and Wings. IT STINKS!
  • Justin Bieber - I don't know what all the hype is about. His hair isn't that great.
  • Katy Perry
  • Kid Rock
  • Lady Gaga
  • Metallica
  • Miley Cyrus
  • The Rolling Stones - How can these guys still be around? They're older than dirt.
  • Van Halen

Famous people in the media and/or pop culture I do not like at all include:

Actors
  • Alec Baldwin
  • Ken Jeong: This guy's trying to be a great actor because of his one idiotic minor part in that stupid Hangover movie? PUL-LEAZE!! On NBC's Community, John Oliver's character "Dr./Professor Ian Duncan" is a lot funnier than this guy's Jerk@$$ role as "Señor Ben Chang".

Sports Athletes/Coaches
  • Tom Brady - He is a Jerk@$$ for winning the Super Bowl 3 times in 4 years. Plus, he almost had a perfect season, but I'm glad that didn't happen.
  • Bill Belichick* - New England Patriots Head Coach (2000-present)
  • Alex Rodriguez - He's a Jerk@$$ because he plays for the stupid New York Yankees.
  • Ben Roethlisberger - I'm so glad to see him and the rest of the uncool Pittsburgh Steelers franchise lose to the "REAL" America's Team in Super Bowl XLV.
  • Hines Ward
  • Gregg Williams - New Orleans Saints Defensive Coordinator (2009-2011)

Any Nice Questions/Comments For Me Can Go Right Here In This Section:

  • Hey, who doesn't like The Beatles, right? They're bigger than Jesus! Also nice to see someone appreciate some of Ringo's forever under-appreciated solo work. —Sean Murray I
  • That is indeed me, though I'm dressed as a different Mad Scientist, Doctor Horrible... though I suppose the costume could work as Doc Brown with a wig or something. Anyway, thanks for visiting, and yes, the Beatles freakin' rock. -FringeBenefits
    • Thanks for the recommendation, I'll Netflix Unstoppable when it comes out on DVD and tell you what I think. -FringeBenefits
  • I'm the only one who thinks that Take Me Out and Back Off Boogaloo sound strangely similar? What do you think abouth that? -nohaynicklibre
  • Nice to see someone else who doesn't totally discount the prequel trilogy. —A Random Serf
  • Haven't played the Sonic Games, but I have to admit I like your choices... Star Wars series, Spaceballs, Doctor Who, all awesome! —TheInferno
  • Just wanted to thank you for the comment on my Troper page; it made my day to scroll down and suddenly find more words there. Also, OMG LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE. Here I thought I was the only person who remembered that show! Wow. — MsieurLapin
    • Well, to be completely honest, I recall watching the show when it was still being shown on Nickelodeon, but I can't remember what age I was. I do know that I enjoyed every aspect of the game show on each episode. Just to show you HOW much memory I can recollect from viewing it, I can still name the 6 teams that were a part of Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Red Jaguars, the Blue Barracudas, the Green Monkeys, the Orange Iguanas, the Purple Parrots, and the Silver Snakes (introduced on every episode in that order). I don't even have to look at a reference like Wikipedia. Thank you for a friendly comment; it helped me feel nostalgic about my early life years. —AlBundyFan365
  • Good day. Just commenting on you because you commented on me. Thank you for that, by the way. You have a very nice page. Take care, friend! — BlakeDiamond
  • Thanks for the comment on my page. It's nice that you commented. Returning the favour! — Pastylover2
  • NekomataTheFailcat: Hello, I just noticed your vandalism on my page, so I'll reply here. About The Beatles, I wouldn't call myself as their "fan", as I haven't listened much of their music (I have lots of it on my laptop, I should just get around to listening it... >_>; ), but I like many of their songs. And for Loads and Loads of Characters, by them being my children I mean that I have created many, many characters and have taken a liking to them, to the point that I think of them as my kids. :'D Also, Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 flippin' rocks!
  • Firstly, thank-you for the comment on my userpage.:) Hmm, the music in Sonic Adventure 2 is, as usual in a Sonic game, very good, though strangely it's not my favourite 3D Sonic game for music (that would actually be a tie between Secret Rings and Shadow, despite the other flaws that they may have). I think my favourite track in SA 2 would have to be the track for Cosmic Wall, with White Jungle in second. And, of course, for character themes, we can't forget E.G.G.M.A.N. -elemcee
  • First of all, thanks for the comment on my page. =D I agree with out about the voice as James from Team Rocket— pure genius. - XSOULFIRE
  • I feel so mean for not even seeing your comment for like a month. I spent last console generation with a PS2 and not a Gamecube so I never made it to Super Mario Sunshine, and now I just never get around to it. Or so many other things. Also, words cannot encompass my recently-developed vehement hatred for Alec Baldwin now that he did Wegmans commercials. I work at Wegmans and they played his commercials on a TV in front of my department for my ENTIRE 8 HOUR SHIFT. ~ Jesska
  • Hey! I like that we like a lot of the same things (Anchorman, Malcolm in the Middle, & many many more), but I don't like that you don't like So You Think You Can Dance. :( But anyways, vandalism! :) ~Bella
  • RESPONDIFICATION! ...Also hi. So yeah, thanks for the grand welcome. SwerveStar
  • And a hello to you too :D Luce
  • Thanks for the comment on the colors. Glad you could find use for them. Bonsai Forest
  • The faeries find your page colourful. - Stolen By Faeries
  • Yeah... I found it weird still. Oh well. X Soulfire
  • Curious... I thought I'd find Ed O'Neil as one of your favorite actors. - Amused Troper Guy
  • 'Fraid I can't return the lullaby gesture, since Sheldon has only one, so here's a beer! *pours flask* Cheers! - whataboutme
  • GO PACK GO! Linhasxoc

Anybody Wanting To Vandalize In A Rude Manner Can Do So In This Section:

Woo! Vandalism!SandmanXI

This is not a link. This is. *General Angriness*! Asdhsaahdahdsa. *More Angry*
Well, after opening all the folders and reading everything, you've managed to make it to the end of my Troper page. (8^)

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