History Funny / TheRedGreenShow

** The guys finally find dozens of fresh rolls in the attic, where it's being used to fix the ductwork. Mike's response: "I didn't know it was good for that! (It actually isn't.)

* At the beginning "No Duct Tape", after rummaging through a locker full of empty rolls of duct tape, Red freaks out:

* In another episode, the Possum Lodge trades places with a community in Iowa. Turns out all of the Iowans are Expys of the Possum Lodge members. Cue Red [[SimilarSquad meeting expys of Dalton, Edgar, Winston and Mike...]] then ''himself'', prompting a little bit of anger.
-->'''Red''': ''[[OncePerEpisode (addressing his wife at the end)]]'' That man is NOT me! When I hop into bed tonight, you better check my personal ID and I think you know what I mean by that!

* The quickest lodge meeting ever at the end of "The Drive-Thru" after the gang has found out they've been making burgers out of aphrodisiacs for bulls.

* In the "Handyman Corner" in "The Fishing Derby", Red demonstrates how to make a cup of coffee using your lawnmower. The queasy look on his face when he samples it is priceless. Moments before, he says, "Another advantage with using a lawnmower as a coffee maker is, you can say to your guests, 'Who wants ''[[IncrediblyLamePun mower]]'' coffee?'"

'''Red:''': Harold, that's different.\\

-->'''Dalton''': ''(excitedly)'' [[TakeThat O.J. Simpson!]]

* Red fills his house with discarded road signs, putting a recreation area sign outside of the bedroom he shares with his wife and a [[ADateWithRosiePalms self-service]] sign on Harold's bedroom door.

* On one episode, Red says that he wants to take up astronomy. Harold [[NoFourthWall turns to the audience]] and says, "Well, he's always been good at staring off into space."
* On one episode, the Possum Lodge trades places with a community in Iowa. Turns out all of the Iowans are Expys of the Possum Lodge members. Cue Red meeting expys of Dalton, Edgar, Winston and Mike... then ''himself'', prompting a little bit of anger.
-->'''Red''': ''[[OncePerEpisode (addressing his wife at the end)]]'' That man is NOT me! When I hop into bed tonight, you better check my personal ID and I think you know what I mean by that!

* In one early episode (Season 3), Red started a volunteer fire brigade. The audience couldn't stop laughing when he entered having just put out the first fire. (It was the ''fire truck'', yet.) Harold becomes amused at Red's misfortune, to which Red promptly blasts Harold with his fire extinguisher. Red then discusses how the fire truck got burned (they kept on painting it to try to match their local fire department until the paint ran off the vehicle and came in contact with a barbecue). In closing:

* And then there is the Handyman Corner segment from one Season 3 episode in which Red creates, as only he can, some anniversary gifts for his wife, including a lady shaver and a hair dryer, both of which he experiments on Harold. The lady shaver part is particularly priceless: Red sticks a strip of duct tape on Harold's leg and then snaps it off. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn5oxjirWJc&t=4m31s After an obviously-pained Harold tells Red that it didn't hurt, he leaves, after which he just starts screaming in pain.]]

* Beginning of the episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE6qdypK1a4 "Snowed In"]], Red demonstrates how to cheat your way through a physical exam by using helium to reduce your weight by inflating a pool floaty in your clothes. However, his plan backfires when the floaty explodes the moment he gets in the van. Red then exclaims [[OhTheHumanity "Oh the humanity!"]] in [[HeliumSpeech a helium voice]].

** Was this HilariousInHindsight or a FunnyAneurysmMoment? You decide.

--> '''Red:''' No, but I may have you [[PungeonMaster stuff it.]]

* One episode has Red mistake an aerial photo of Possum Lodge for a photo of the local dump.* In one episode, the lodge members have a hunting competition. Because most of them are lousy hunters, they race to bag dead animals provided by the local taxidermist rather than hunt for live ones. Red shoots a Game & Fish Land Rover after mistaking it for a stuffed rhino. Harold then gloats about how the ticket Red got for shooting the Land Rover is the biggest prize of the hunt and asks if he's going to have it mounted.

''[Harold wryly rings the bell, ending the game, against Dalton's objections, likely about the choice of words. Red defiantly snatches up the prize coupon for 12,000 gallons of crude oil (currently floating on the north end of Possum Lake).]''

'''Red:''' The most annoying song ever written...\\

* The "New Member Night" segments are always funny, but what makes them doubly so is the new member (who is always played a volunteer from the studio audience) acting as TheComicallySerious while the character proposing them for membership says the most ridiculous things about them. It goes UpToEleven when the audience member sometimes raises an eyebrow or frowns in response to the character's descriptions.