History Funny / TheRedGreenShow

1st Oct '17 10:36:00 AM WillBGood
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** Dougie gets another one. After failing to make him guess "Love", Red says "I can't believe you can't guess this word!". [[ObfuscatingStupidity Dougie implies that he knew the word all along by saying "Well, Red. There hasn't been a woman alive that could make me say it, and even though you're a handsome man, you can't make me say it either!"]]

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** Dougie gets another one. After failing to make him guess "Love", Red says "I can't believe you can't guess this word!". Dougie [[ObfuscatingStupidity Dougie implies that he knew the word all along along]] by saying "Well, Red. There hasn't been a woman alive that could make me say it, and even though you're a handsome man, you can't make me say it either!"]]either!"
7th Jul '17 10:51:54 PM MHarrington
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** Dougie gets another one. After failing to make him guess "Love", Red says "I can't believe you can't guess this word!". Dougie implies that he knew the word all along by saying "Well, Red. There hasn't been a woman alive that could make me say it, and even though you're a handsome man, you can't make me say it either!"

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** Dougie gets another one. After failing to make him guess "Love", Red says "I can't believe you can't guess this word!". [[ObfuscatingStupidity Dougie implies that he knew the word all along by saying "Well, Red. There hasn't been a woman alive that could make me say it, and even though you're a handsome man, you can't make me say it either!"either!"]]
19th Jun '17 1:30:11 PM ironballs16
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'''Mike:''' Blame Harold.

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'''Mike:''' [[ButtMonkey Blame Harold.Harold]].



'''Harold:''' ''(offended)'' I don't have to be here for this, you know!\\

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'''Harold:''' ''(offended)'' [[ImStandingRightHere I don't have to be here for this, you know!\\know]]!\\
13th Jun '17 7:55:59 PM Twentington
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* In one of the Handyman Corner segments, Red, tired of constantly getting passed by faster-moving vehicles, attaches a paintbrush to the bottom of the Possum Van. With a continuous supply of white paint, he paints over the dotted white line indicating that passing is okay, changing it to the solid line indicating "no passing," effectively preventing the cars behind him from passing.

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* In one of the Handyman Corner segments, Red, tired of constantly getting passed by faster-moving vehicles, attaches a paintbrush to the bottom of the Possum Van. With a continuous supply of white paint, he paints over the dotted white line indicating that passing is okay, changing it to the solid line indicating "no passing," effectively preventing the cars behind him from passing.passing.
* The episode "Pardi Gras" where
** When Harold can't make a noise on his tuba, he empties the spit valve. The result makes it look like [[ToiletHumor he's taking a leak]].
** In a later scene, Red appears to be playing [[ThemeTuneCameo the show's theme song]] on a tuba. When the music continues after he stops, he goes behind a table and starts kicking a previously-unseen man who was providing the tuba sounds the whole time.
23rd Mar '17 2:04:45 PM WillBGood
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** HilariousInHindsight or FunnyAneurysmMoment?
19th Jan '17 9:47:29 AM MHarrington
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* In one of the Handyman Corner segments, Red, tired of constantly getting passed by faster-moving vehicles, attaches a paintbrush to the bottom of the Possum Van. With a continuous supply of white paint, he paints over the dotted white line indicating that passing is okay, changing it to the solid line indicating "no passing."

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* In one of the Handyman Corner segments, Red, tired of constantly getting passed by faster-moving vehicles, attaches a paintbrush to the bottom of the Possum Van. With a continuous supply of white paint, he paints over the dotted white line indicating that passing is okay, changing it to the solid line indicating "no passing," effectively preventing the cars behind him from passing."
27th Dec '16 9:30:19 PM JMQwilleran
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'''Harold:''' ''[smugly]'' I know. ''I'' get paid. ''[leaves]''

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'''Harold:''' ''[smugly]'' I know. ''I'' get paid. ''[leaves]''''[leaves]''
* In one of the Handyman Corner segments, Red, tired of constantly getting passed by faster-moving vehicles, attaches a paintbrush to the bottom of the Possum Van. With a continuous supply of white paint, he paints over the dotted white line indicating that passing is okay, changing it to the solid line indicating "no passing."
6th Dec '16 11:10:07 PM TheCuza
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-->'''Red:''' ''[[OnceAnEpisode (addressing his wife at the end)]]'' Watch out for some guy dressed like me. He's an ex-con, trying to sub in on my conjugal visits!
* In one episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErdId1wu380 Harold substitutes for Red on his Sage Advice column to advise older men on when it's okay (and more importantly, not okay) to tell long, boring stories]].
-->'''Harold:''' ''(in closing)'' Remember, you're on your own. Don't push it.

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-->'''Red:''' ''[[OnceAnEpisode (addressing ''[[[OnceAnEpisode addressing his wife at the end)]]'' end]]]'' Watch out for some guy dressed like me. He's an ex-con, trying to sub in on my conjugal visits!
* In one episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErdId1wu380 Harold substitutes for Red on his Sage Advice column in the "North of 40" segment]] to advise older men on when it's okay (and more importantly, not ''not'' okay) to tell long, boring stories]].
stories.
-->'''Harold:''' ''(in closing)'' ''[in closing]'' [[SubvertedCatchPhrase Remember, you're on your own. Don't push it.]]



--> '''Red''': ''(surprised beyond belief)'' You have a female boss?!\\
'''Harold''': So what? So do you! Aunt Bernice.\\
'''Red''': Harold, that's different.\\
'''Harold''': ''(smugly)'' I know, I get paid. ''(leaves)''

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--> '''Red''': ''(surprised '''Red:''' ''[surprised beyond belief)'' belief]'' You have a female boss?!\\
'''Harold''': '''Harold:''' So what? So do you! [[HenpeckedHusband Aunt Bernice.Bernice]].\\
'''Red''': '''Red:''': Harold, that's different.\\
'''Harold''': ''(smugly)'' '''Harold:''' ''[smugly]'' I know, I know. ''I'' get paid. ''(leaves)''''[leaves]''
30th Sep '16 10:54:58 AM MHarrington
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* And then there is the Handyman Corner segment from one Season 3 episode in which Red creates, as only he can, some anniversary gifts for his wife, including a lady shaver and a hair dryer, both of which he experiments on Harold. The lady shaver part is particularly priceless: Red sticks a strip of duct tape on Harold's leg and then snaps it off. After an obviously-pained Harold tells Red that it didn't hurt, he leaves, after which he just [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming in pain]].

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* And then there is the Handyman Corner segment from one Season 3 episode in which Red creates, as only he can, some anniversary gifts for his wife, including a lady shaver and a hair dryer, both of which he experiments on Harold. The lady shaver part is particularly priceless: Red sticks a strip of duct tape on Harold's leg and then snaps it off. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn5oxjirWJc&t=4m31s After an obviously-pained Harold tells Red that it didn't hurt, he leaves, after which he just [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl starts screaming in pain]].pain.]]
25th Sep '16 6:58:07 PM Goldbug
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* How the hosts describe some of the prizes in the game are also hilarious.
--> '''Mike''': And today's winner will receive a new house... roof... shingle. ''(holds up a shingle)''
--> '''Winston''': Today's prize is a coupon for three kisses at Brenda's kissing booth at the Possum Lake Fall Fair. Brenda's pleased to announce [[NoodleIncident that the tests came back negative,]] so she's back in business! That's Brenda's kissing booth: kisses $1, ask about our other prices.
--> '''Mike''': Today's winner will receive this coupon for 200 free air sickness bags, good for enjoying your lunch before or after you eat it.



** Heck, the plot alone is a CMOF: After another wild night at the lodge, Old Man Sedgwick woke up and found a live badger in his pants.
--> '''Harold''': Uncle Red, badgers sleep in holes in the ground. How did once get in Old Man Sedgwick's bedroom?
--> '''Red''': No, Old Man Sedgwick was sleeping in a hole in the ground.



-->'''Red:''' ''(seeing Mike still glowering at him at the meeting)'' I'm '''''sorry''''', okay??

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-->'''Red:''' ''(seeing Mike still glowering at him at the meeting)'' I said I'm '''''sorry''''', okay??
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