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--->'''Kim:''' ''My Little Pony''.\\

'''Kim:''' ''Care Bears''.\\

'''Kim:''' ''Dora the Explorer''.\\

'''Kim:''' ''Bratz''.\\

'''Kim:''' And ''Thomas the Tank Engine''.\\

* ''GO! GO! POWER RANGERS! YOU’RE GETTING NEW VEHICLES AND POWERS JUST SO YOU CAN RIDE ON A SLOW ASS BOAT RAAAAANGERS!''

* [[RuleOfSymbolism I AM JESUS!]] [[FauxSymbolism I AM JESUS!]] [[MessianicArchetype I AM JESUS!]] [[{{Anvilicious}} I AM JESUS!]]

-->'''Critic''': God! It's bad enough we had the Schwarzenegger baby from ''{{Film/Junior}}''. [[TemptingFate Can you imagine showing those two back to back?]] ''[{{Beat}}]'' '''''[[OhCrap DON'T SHOW THOSE TWO BACK TO BACK!!!!!]]'''''\\
''[MA-MAAAA!!!/Guess who~?]''\\

* The Critic reviewing the movie when suddenly "[[IncrediblyLamePun things heat up]] ([[{{Rimshot}} Ba-dum, tish!]]) when the Fire Nation attacks".

* Outright booing some of the plot points, including Nova being pulled out of the ''exact same shark Finn jumped into and sliced open'', miraculously unharmed, as well the ending card reading [[IncrediblyLamePun "Fin."]]

--> '''Critic:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, didn't THAT turn out to be a great prize:]] wait years later for a contest you forgot you entered to get dragged to a set that has NO Jim Carrey, NO Cameron Diaz, even the DOG I think was friggin' dead by this point! But hey, at least we have [[WTHCastingAgency Randy]] from ''Film/{{Scream}}''! ''({{Beat}})'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Here's your refund.]] ''(holds up several $20 bills in his right hand)''

--->'''Critic:''' It doesn't mean it was good, but Carrey had a clear character: an eccentric grump. And his face was expressive enough to work its way through all that make-up. Myers seems to have two expressions: "pedo smile" and "happy I shit my pants". On top of that, Carrey had enough energy to become one with the costume. He could work with it to show how fully animated his body could be. With Myers, it always looks like he's restrained by it, like he's fighting against it. Every time he's done with a take, it looks like he's gonna pass out on Dakota Fanning. Even the costume just looks like a cheap cut out you stick your face into! Except it's being worn by one of the Wayans brothers from ''Film/WhiteChicks''. I don't necessarily blame Myers for this. [[WTHCastingAgency It just wasn't the right casting]]. And to be fair, how can anyone make a joke like this in a Dr. Seuss movie work? ''(shows the dick innuendo joke where the Cat looks at a photo of Joan Walden, pulls it apart like it's a Playboy centerfold, and his hat springs straight up)''

* When we first see the Flesh Fair, "Welcome to the Kubrick-Spielberg collaboration, everybody. Doesn't it look exactly how you thought it would look? Oh, the artistic majesty. Oh, the visual wonder. Oh, the... [[WTHCastingAgency Chris Rock-bot]]?"

'''Santa Christ:''' Well, that's all I got. Here, have ''{{Film/Gremlins}}''!\\

[[spoiler: [[Film/TheVillage It's Modern Time.]]]]\\

* The plethora of jokes and his utter enthusiasm about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kZrsyWWFJQ Yue's unfortunate hair]]: "So Aang and the team finally made their way to the North Pole and -- (about to get to the infamous [[http://i.imgur.com/UsU3s7F.jpg Penis hair]] shot) Oh god. Is this it? It's gotta be, please be it. (Starts playing Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy' as the Penis hair enters the frame) OH MY GOD! It's even more phallic than I imagined! The stories were true! Gaze into the Holy Grail of comedic possibilities. Oh my god! There's too many jokes to choose from! Which one should I go with? Which one should I go with?"

* Oancitizen being disconcerted by the existence of ''Arm Joe'', the ''Franchise/LesMiserables'' '''fighting game'''.

* Critic going to get a drink at the bar, manned by [[{{Cameo}} Dominic]] from ''Video Game Confessions'', spoofs the similar scene from the Kubrick movie as well. Dominic does reveal to the Critic that there ''is'' no bar... [[{{Squick}} but the Critic is instead drinking out of the toilet!]]

** Or, how he enjoys the fact the announcer has no problem lying to kids that the events in the video are true, but the announcer actually stumbles partway through reading the show title, as if he realized how stupid it sounded halfway through but pressed on: "''Teenage Mu''... Oh God. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs What were you guys smoking?]] ...uh, ''Ninja Turtles''."

** Also, the Critic sums up the reactions of teenagers to the name Sailor [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]] with a clip of two minions from WesternAnimation/DespicableMe [[HehHehYouSaidX laughing at the word "bottom"]].

'''Critic:''' But ''thankfully'' Sandler's super athletic body also has lightning fast reflexes and he outwits the cops. ''Nothing takes down the double chin with the [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Jacob]] style abs!!''

** He also compares Sandler [[TalkingToHimself voicing Davey in his normal voice, and voicing Whitey in a high-pitched voice that's still obviously the same voice as Davey's]], to Creator/ChristopherWalken dubbing all the characters in a Popeye cartoon. The execution is glorious.