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25th Jun '16 1:00:38 PM mousegold
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-->'''Critic''': Yes, I'm sure she'll join the [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros]][[Note]]Which actually got a sequel webcomic with input from one of the films writers... only 20 years later[[/note]] [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]], [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension Buckaroo Banzai]], [[Film/TheGoldenCompass The Golden Compass]] and [[Film/StreetFighter Bison's hand]] in that '''[[TemptingFate incredible, sure to happen]]''' [[TemptingFate sequel!]] What a piece of shit!

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-->'''Critic''': Yes, I'm sure she'll join the [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros]][[Note]]Which Bros]][[note]]Which actually got a sequel webcomic with input from one of the films writers... only 20 years later[[/note]] [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]], [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension Buckaroo Banzai]], [[Film/TheGoldenCompass The Golden Compass]] and [[Film/StreetFighter Bison's hand]] in that '''[[TemptingFate incredible, sure to happen]]''' [[TemptingFate sequel!]] What a piece of shit!
25th Jun '16 12:59:13 PM mousegold
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-->'''Critic''': Yes, I'm sure she'll join the [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros]], [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]], [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension Buckaroo Banzai]], [[Film/TheGoldenCompass The Golden Compass]] and [[Film/StreetFighter Bison's hand]] in that '''[[TemptingFate incredible, sure to happen]]''' [[TemptingFate sequel!]] What a piece of shit!

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-->'''Critic''': Yes, I'm sure she'll join the [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros]], Bros]][[Note]]Which actually got a sequel webcomic with input from one of the films writers... only 20 years later[[/note]] [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]], [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension Buckaroo Banzai]], [[Film/TheGoldenCompass The Golden Compass]] and [[Film/StreetFighter Bison's hand]] in that '''[[TemptingFate incredible, sure to happen]]''' [[TemptingFate sequel!]] What a piece of shit!
25th Jun '16 1:34:17 AM Delnoir
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-->'''Critic''': God! It's bad enough we had the Schwarzenegger baby from ''{{Film/Junior}}''. Can you imagine showing those two back to back? *''{{Beat}}''* '''''DON'T SHOW THOSE TWO BACK TO BACK!!!!!'''''

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-->'''Critic''': God! It's bad enough we had the Schwarzenegger baby from ''{{Film/Junior}}''. Can you imagine showing those two back to back? *''{{Beat}}''* '''''DON'T '''''[[OhCrap DON'T SHOW THOSE TWO BACK TO BACK!!!!!'''''BACK!!!!!]]'''''
12th Jun '16 12:10:29 AM IvanovTroping97
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-->'''Critic''': Hell, ''Biggus Dickus'' is more intimidating than him! He at least is played by an actor I know is dead, which kinda has the ghost value... it's more threatening than this!

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-->'''Critic''': Hell, ''Biggus Dickus'' is more intimidating than him! He at least is played by an actor I know is dead, which kinda has the ghost value... it's more threatening intimidating than this!
10th Jun '16 10:40:27 AM MHarrington
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* The Critic is turned off by the bad animation effects in the movie, such as when the dog is trying to kill off the baby, with no success:
-->'''Critic:''' The effects when the dog is trying to get rid of the baby and the baby so "cleverly" outwits him is some of the worst animation you'll ever see. I mean, [[TakeThat worse than]] ''Film/BabyGeniuses''. I know I can't take that back, but I'm standing by my words: it looks worse than ''Baby Geniuses''!
** Moments later, as the bad animation continues...
--->'''Critic:''' The ''[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Monty Python]]'' cartoons look more three-dimensional! And lord knows this could benefit from some British nudity!
8th Jun '16 11:29:14 AM MHarrington
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** Or when he actually sees Catwoman in action, where, really miraculously, he ''still'' can't figure out that it's the same person! He tries to catch her and pull off her mask, only for her to escape at the last second:
--->'''Critic:''' ''(as cop/love interest)'' Oh well, better luck next time! I'm off on a date with my catlike girlfriend. It's good to get away from that criminal I'm chasing and be hooked up with a completely different person... who hates the rain like a cat, eats sushi like a cat... ''(gets frustrated)'' She even makes purring sounds while having sex with you, ''(almost breaks down sobbing)'' 'cause guess what, you fucking moron, she's a goddamn ca-a-a-at! ''(groans)'' Can you just promise me that there's [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget a little blond-haired niece going around actually solving the crime for him]]? It wouldn't be any more far-fetched than the rest of this movie, and by god, I just gotta have some hope in humanity.



--> '''Critic:''' Hey genius, don't tell anyone, but I have a sneaking suspicion that one of these guys...
--> *''a picture of [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Grimace, Birdie, and the Hamburglar]] is shown''*
--> '''Critic:''' ... is stealing burgers. I haven't figured out which but shh shh shh, we'll find the culprit.

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--> ---> '''Critic:''' Hey genius, don't tell anyone, but I have a sneaking suspicion that one of these guys...
--> ---> *''a picture of [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Grimace, Birdie, and the Hamburglar]] is shown''*
--> ---> '''Critic:''' ... is stealing burgers. I haven't figured out which but shh shh shh, we'll find the culprit.
7th Jun '16 6:32:37 PM NightShade96
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** At the end of the music video, a narrator gives a plug for the upcoming Batman/Superman movie in 2015, with the tagline: "Two of the Most Polar Opposite Superheroes Coming Together at Last!" This, in spite of how the video was all about Film/TheDarkKnightSaga!Batman and Film/ManOfSteel!Superman being NotSoDifferent.

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** At the end of the music video, a narrator gives a plug for the upcoming [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Batman/Superman movie movie]] in 2015, with the tagline: "Two of the Most Polar Opposite Superheroes Coming Together at Last!" This, in spite of how the video was all about Film/TheDarkKnightSaga!Batman and Film/ManOfSteel!Superman being NotSoDifferent.
5th Jun '16 10:24:35 AM MHarrington
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* In the movie, Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton decide to make other, different mistakes if that is what it takes to be better parents, to which the Critic replies...

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* In the movie, Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton decide to that they would make other, different mistakes if that is what it takes in order to be become better parents, to which the Critic replies...



--->'''Critic:''' ''[[NoIndoorVoice (yelling)]]'' YOU MAKE MISTAKES SO YOU CAN ''LEARN'' FROM THEM! ''NOT'' SO YOU CAN ''MAKE MORE MISTAKES!'' ARE YOU [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] HIGH?!?



* The running gag where the Critic desperately wants the movie to somehow bring itself back to pencils, simply because of this description from the beginning:

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* The running gag RunningGag where the Critic desperately wants the movie to somehow bring itself back to pencils, simply because of this description from the beginning:
5th Jun '16 10:19:52 AM MHarrington
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* "'''''[[BigNo NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]'''''" Complete with the word on a tye-dye background, brought in and taken out with the sound of shattering glass. What also sells it is that his hand pops up after the background does & wiggles around during the second [[BigNo one]].

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* In the movie, Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton decide to make other, different mistakes if that is what it takes to be better parents, to which the Critic replies...
-->"So... your argument is, you fucked up, you're glad you fucked up, and you will continue to fuck up in new and spectacular ways?"
** He then sits there briefly in uncomfortable silence before [[SuddenlyShouting exploding]]:
"'''''[[BigNo NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]'''''" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]'''''" Complete with the word on a tye-dye background, brought in and taken out with the sound of shattering glass. What also sells it is that his hand pops up after the background does & wiggles around during the second [[BigNo one]].
2nd Jun '16 11:07:48 AM MHarrington
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* The video starts with the Nostalgia Critic's Catch Phrase being interrupted by Evilina [[CallBack once again]] singing the ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship is Magic]]'' theme. He then takes her Celestia doll, throws it on the ground, shoots it, and shouts "We're not turning this video into another brony message board! Now sit down!"

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* The video starts with the Nostalgia Critic's Catch Phrase being interrupted by Evilina [[CallBack once again]] singing the ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship is Magic]]'' theme. He then takes her Celestia doll, throws it on the ground, shoots it, and shouts "We're not turning this video into another brony message board! Now sit down!"down!" Evilina crosses her arms in a pout.



*** Even funnier on the commentary, where Doug and the others joked about how they had accurately "predicted" that ''Planes'' would bomb by adding such a joke in.

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*** [[HilariousInHindsight Even funnier on the commentary, where Doug and the others joked about how they had accurately "predicted" that ''Planes'' that]] ''[[HilariousInHindsight Planes]]'' [[HilariousInHindsight would bomb by adding such a joke in.]]



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-->'''Critic:''' Whaddaya say, kiddo? Ready to take a trip into some awkward humor?

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* When the Critic is about to review the movie...
-->'''Critic:''' ''(to Evilina)'' Whaddaya say, kiddo? Ready to take a trip into some awkward humor?
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