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28th Apr '16 7:18:28 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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* During the girl group giggling on the train, the Critic [[RetroactiveRecognition recognizes]] [[HeyItsThatGuy Jennifer Garner]], [[WhatCouldHaveBeen and wishes all the brainless bimbos there were really]] {{Series/Alias}} [[ObfuscatingStupidity agents in disguise.]]

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* During the girl group giggling on the train, the Critic [[RetroactiveRecognition recognizes]] [[HeyItsThatGuy Jennifer Garner]], Garner, [[WhatCouldHaveBeen and wishes all the brainless bimbos there were really]] {{Series/Alias}} [[ObfuscatingStupidity agents in disguise.]]
18th Apr '16 7:27:31 AM emeriin
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** Right before it, when TMZ is claiming Kubrick and Spielberg were gay for each other, the shot of Critic staring at them with pure disappointment is great.
18th Apr '16 7:23:19 AM gregnes2000
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** Right before it, when TMZ is claiming Kubrick and Spielberg were gay for each other, the shot of Critic staring at them with pure disappointment is great.
13th Apr '16 2:58:30 PM Mitis
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* "Yes, the smart enemy plots in giant hot tubs with toy battleships with no markings on them that would identify it as a map. Not, of course, forgetting RUBBER DUCKY [[{{Franchise/Godzilla}} GODZILLA!!]]" ''[Cut to a picture of Godzilla moving across the screen in front of the Japanese battle map as various people say (in imitation of the oldest Japanese films), "Oh, Rubber Ducky Godzilla!!!"]''

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* "Yes, the smart enemy plots in giant hot tubs with toy battleships with no markings on them that would identify it as a map. Not, of course, forgetting RUBBER DUCKY [[{{Franchise/Godzilla}} GODZILLA!!]]" ''[Cut to a picture of Godzilla moving across the screen in front of the Japanese battle map as various people say (in imitation of the oldest Japanese films), "Oh, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCfTkKDfyn4 Rubber Ducky Godzilla!!!"]''Godzilla.]]
13th Apr '16 11:29:24 AM MHarrington
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-->'''Critic:''' ''[[{{Beat}} *ahem*]]'' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!'''''

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-->'''Critic:''' ''[[{{Beat}} *ahem*]]'' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!''''''''''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''
30th Mar '16 10:35:17 PM Savini24
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-->'''Critic''': Speaking of which, there's a great irony that ''all'' of these children are obviously voiced by horrible child actors, but one girl is clearly voiced by an eighteen-year-old. [...] Ok, pick one: Either horrible adult actors, horrible child actors or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking aliens trying to pose as children to take over the Universe]].

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-->'''Critic''': Speaking of which, there's a great irony that ''all'' of these children are obviously voiced by horrible child actors, but one girl is clearly voiced by an eighteen-year-old. [...] Ok, pick one: Either horrible adult actors, horrible child actors or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking [[BreadEggsMilkSquick aliens trying to pose as children to take over the Universe]].
30th Mar '16 9:56:07 PM Savini24
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-->"And as long as we keep orphan girls and Indiana Jones fathers and ice ream cart rapists out of the picture...

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-->"And as long as we keep orphan girls and Indiana Jones fathers and ice ream cream cart rapists out of the picture...
26th Mar '16 9:18:23 AM MHarrington
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--->'''Eartha:''' Mmm, you dance so well.\\
'''Michelle:''' Yes, and since I'm so complex, it feels like I'm dancing with more than one person.\\
'''Anne:''' Actually, it feels like a little less than before.\\
''(the Catwomen notice the Critic is missing)''\\
'''Anne:''' Hey!


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-->'''Chester:''' [[spoiler:Oh my god, am I in the wrong place!]]
18th Mar '16 11:13:18 AM MHarrington
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** Followed with Critic getting visited by Halle Berry herself, played by Orlando, and the 'How to Train Your Catwoman' just says that if he meets Halle Berry, he's FUBAR'd since Halle Berry has no idea what makes a real Catwoman. Cue the Critic getting beaten to crap while the Catwomen [[spoiler:just concentrate too much on the cute cat videos.]]

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** Followed with Critic getting visited by Halle Berry herself, played by Orlando, and the 'How to Train Your Catwoman' manual just says that if he meets Halle Berry, he's FUBAR'd since Halle Berry has no idea what makes a real Catwoman. Cue the Critic getting beaten to crap while the Catwomen [[spoiler:just concentrate too much on the cute cat videos.]]


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* While being pursued by the Catwomen, the Critic reads from "How to Train Your Catwoman" to try to play to their "duality", because "it often wins them critical praise".
-->'''Critic:''' ''(to the Catwomen)'' Hey! You seem very... two people... -ish.
** The Catwomen all complain about how complex they really are and how their dreams were ruined.
--->'''Anne Hathaway:''' Can you sing about your dreams like this? ''(singing)'' [[Film/LesMiserables2012 I dreamed a dream in time gone by]]--\\
''(the other Catwomen interrupt her as they all engage in a literal CatFight)''
17th Mar '16 6:06:39 PM NightShade96
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* [[spoiler:Amon!Shyamlan reaction to the Devil disguising himself as Santa Christ to lure him out]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Amon!Shyamlan:''' That sounds needlessly complicated, can I steal that?]]

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* [[spoiler:Amon!Shyamlan [[spoiler:Amon!Shyamalan reaction to the Devil disguising himself as Santa Christ to lure him out]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Amon!Shyamlan:''' -->[[spoiler:'''Amon!Shyamalan:''' That sounds needlessly complicated, can I steal that?]]



* Rob!Zod complaining about using the background with the lifeless Earth and sea of skulls to convince Superman. Cut to "the happy program"... [[TastesLikeDiabetes Which features dancing bunnies, smiling flowers and a unicorn riding a marshmallow rainbow]].

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* Rob!Zod complaining about using the background with the lifeless Earth and sea of skulls to convince Superman. Cut to "the happy program"... [[TastesLikeDiabetes Which which features dancing bunnies, smiling flowers and a unicorn riding a marshmallow rainbow]].
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