History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2013Episodes

14th Jan '18 2:29:45 PM SamuelCrazy
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'''Critic:''' Pick one.

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'''Critic:''' -->'''Critic:''' Pick one.
7th Jan '18 9:43:40 AM nombretomado
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** And shortly afterwards, even though he tries not to, Soulless forces him to admit that JimCarrey as [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the Grinch]] was better. Soulless giggles and even Evilina says, "Aha!" The Critic snaps at the both of them to [[BigShutUp "Shut up!"]]

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** And shortly afterwards, even though he tries not to, Soulless forces him to admit that JimCarrey Creator/JimCarrey as [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the Grinch]] was better. Soulless giggles and even Evilina says, "Aha!" The Critic snaps at the both of them to [[BigShutUp "Shut up!"]]
27th Dec '17 12:57:04 PM MHarrington
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''(They both laugh)''

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''(They ''[They both laugh)''laugh]''



'''Critic:''' No! That's not a very encouraging thought! If fact, that's about as far away from an encouraging thought as an encouraging thought can get!\\
'''Santa Christ:''' Well, that's all I got. Here! Have ''{{Film/Gremlins}}''!

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'''Critic:''' No! That's not a very encouraging thought! If In fact, that's about as far away from an encouraging thought as an encouraging thought can get!\\
'''Santa Christ:''' Well, that's all I got. Here! Have ''{{Film/Gremlins}}''!Here, have ''{{Film/Gremlins}}''!\\
''[Santa Christ gives the Critic a DVD copy of ''Gremlins'' and then leaves]''\\
'''Critic:''' Thanks! Thanks a lot! Let me know if you want to quote more ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]'' sometime! ''[puts down ''Gremlin'' DVD]'' Why was he here?
27th Dec '17 12:47:30 PM MHarrington
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-->'''Santa Christ:''' So, still to take over the world with that little Twitter invention of yours?\\

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-->'''Santa Christ:''' So, still trying to take over the world with that little Twitter invention of yours?\\
25th Dec '17 11:02:56 PM emeriin
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* At the end, the Critic tearfully begs Satan to kill him after seeing this movie, as it's the only sensible thing to be done.
-->'''Satan:''' ''(to Evilina)'' What do you think, kiddo? Should I kill him?\\
'''Evilina:''' [[FateWorseThanDeath Nah, I think it's crueler to leave him alive.]]\\
'''Satan:''' That's my girl. You did your daddy proud.\\
'''Evilina:''' [[CallBack Anyway, they tried that before. Didn't go over very well.]]\\
''(They leave, leaving the Critic on the verge of tears)''\\
'''Critic:''' [[CatchPhrase I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it...]] ''(breaks down crying)'' ''because it'll never go away!''
25th Dec '17 4:23:55 PM MHarrington
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'''SC:''' Well, everything seems to be in order here. Give my best to the missus.\\

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'''SC:''' '''Santa Christ:''' Well, everything seems to be in order here. Give my best to the missus.\\



''(Both laugh)''

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''(Both ''(They both laugh)''
25th Dec '17 4:22:45 PM MHarrington
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* The whole casual exchange with Satan, while the Critic is still frozen with shock.

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* The whole casual exchange with Satan, between Satan and Santa Christ, while the Critic is still frozen with shock.shock.
-->'''Santa Christ:''' So, still to take over the world with that little Twitter invention of yours?\\
'''Satan:''' Hey, tell me it's not making people dumber. Tell me it's not making them easier to conquer.\\
'''SC:''' Well, everything seems to be in order here. Give my best to the missus.\\
'''Satan:''' Why? I never do.\\
''(Both laugh)''


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* At the end, the Critic tearfully begs Satan to kill him after seeing this movie, as it's the only sensible thing to be done.
-->'''Satan:''' ''(to Evilina)'' What do you think, kiddo? Should I kill him?\\
'''Evilina:''' [[FateWorseThanDeath Nah, I think it's crueler to leave him alive.]]\\
'''Satan:''' That's my girl. You did your daddy proud.\\
'''Evilina:''' [[CallBack Anyway, they tried that before. Didn't go over very well.]]\\
''(They leave, leaving the Critic on the verge of tears)''\\
'''Critic:''' [[CatchPhrase I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it...]] ''(breaks down crying)'' ''because it'll never go away!''
22nd Dec '17 1:13:57 PM erforce
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* "So, Valjean shows up to take Cosette away... who seems to take the whole 'dead mother thing' pretty well. I'd dare even say it's just glanced over. But, to be fair, if you were a girl, you'd probably be happy to suddenly have [[Film/XMen Wolverine]] as your father, too."

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* "So, Valjean shows up to take Cosette away... who seems to take the whole 'dead mother thing' pretty well. I'd dare even say it's just glanced over. But, to be fair, if you were a girl, you'd probably be happy to suddenly have [[Film/XMen [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Wolverine]] as your father, too."
20th Dec '17 8:00:09 PM ironballs16
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* The Nostalgia Critic getting back at TMZ by declaring "[[WeCanRuleTogether If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them.]]" But, instead of going after celebrities, he films the TMZ doing stupid things, and posts ''that'' on the Internet.

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* The Nostalgia Critic getting back at TMZ by declaring "[[WeCanRuleTogether If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them.]]" But, instead ]]"
-->'''Levin''': Well that all sounds steamy, Critic. How did you get so much footage
of going after celebrities, he films the TMZ people doing stupid things, and posts ''that'' on the Internet.such rotten stuff?\\
'''Critic''': Oh-ho, [[FalseReassurance it was quite easy, actually]]. I just [[WhamLine followed all of you.]]\\
''(TMZ music stops dead)''\\
'''Malcolm''': [[FlatWhat What]].
20th Dec '17 7:57:46 PM ironballs16
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* The Critic explaining that in the movie, pregnancy must be sanctioned to stabilize the population after the ice caps melted. Cue picture of Al Gore grabbing his crotch next to Rush Limbaugh, accompanied by Homer Simpson's "Woohoo!"

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* The Critic explaining that in the movie, pregnancy must be sanctioned to stabilize the population after the ice caps melted. Cue picture of Al Gore [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating grabbing his crotch next to Rush Limbaugh, Limbaugh]], accompanied by Homer Simpson's "Woohoo!"
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