History Funny / TheMask

* In "Flight as a Feather" The Mask sings to himself what a great time he will have at the Coco Bongo while in a shower with his swimsuit, flappers and rubber duck ring he's got on then he asks Milo if he can sing or what which his dog covers his ears clearly not liking that singing at all which leads The Mask to be disappointed that his dog did not like it at all.

--->'''Mask:''' Oh you know i been meaning to get that fixed (''but then suddenly has an idea'') that's it!
--->'''Mask:''' Yep that oughta do it (''but then saw he got the pipe the wrong way around'') oops (''turns his tongue into that word while saying it'')\\

-->'''Mask:''' Swedish Karaoke Night at the Coco Bongo. First i win the prize tonight then eat a chimichango. ( He puts his head out out of the curtains with him still wearing his googles who then sees his dog Milo on the bed) Can this boy sing or what? (He smiles clearly very impressed with himself but his dog cover his ears showing that he did not like that singing at all causing The Mask to be disappointed at the fact that his dog did not like it at all dropping his smile down because of it then hears banging on the shower wall.)
-->'''Mrs Peenman:''' Pipe down in there, Ipkiss! You're making my african violets droop!
-->'''Mask:''' (He comes out of the shower with his swimsuit, flappers and his rubber duck ring) That's not all that drooping on the old bag. (He changes back to his default form after saying it) Mm-Mm-Mm, i tell ya, pooch. Everybody's a critic.

* When Kellaway tries on the Mask for the first time, he tries out the whole “nigh-invulnerability” thing. First by hitting himself repeatedly over the head with a hammer, then decides to give it a real test with his gun.
-->'''Kellaway!Big Head:''' (''holding the gun to his head'') [[DeadpanSnarker Gee, if this doesn’t work, won’t I feel stupid?]] (''puts the gun against his palm'') Much better. Let ‘er rip! (''fires, then looks through the bloody, yet still kinda cartoony hole in his hand'') This is great! Unbelievable, but great!

-->'''The Mask''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I think he wants to communicate]]!

--> '''The Mask:''' Did you miss me? ''(chugs down a cocktail, [[InvisibleHoles which immediately pours from his gunshot wounds]])'' I GUESS NOT!

--> '''Bobby the Bouncer:''' Uh, are you on the list?
--> '''Stanley:''' Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?

--> "Watch it, Chunky! ...''Mayor Tilton'', I am ''sorry!''"

** The Mask being a Troll such as tricking his enemies into thinking he’s dead or defeated only to reveal himself alive at the last second and he also pulls wedgies over the heads of anyone who annoy him or Stanley.
** The Mask can be too strong towards any girls he comes across such as putting himself in a position with a girl so that he can kiss them only they are put off by him which makes him like Stanley unlucky with any woman he comes across but however he does get lucky later on due to the fact that he’s polite, kind and very sweet as well which makes most of the girls who are put off by him to be attracted to him.

* In "Shrink Rap",after Dr Neuman puts on the mask, Masked Dr Neuman though terrifying does have his funny moments like The Mask did such as putting wedgie straitjackets on anyone he comes across, rides on a child bicycle, a book and finally a bouncy stick. After Pretorius manipulates him into busting him out of prison, Pretorius proceeds to further trick him by telling him the cosmos are within reach and they are not very far away. When Masked Dr Neuman says that he doesn’t see anything, Pretorius hits him on the head with a mallet, causing stars to spin around his head, which convinces him. Like The Mask, he can also pop his eyes out as well as when he sees Stanley again he pops them out a couple of times with them attached to springs.

** Masked Dr Neuman shows himself to be TheComicallySerious as he still has his unmasked self’s deadpan professional demeanor and he has the Mask’s cartoony antics, childishness and a sense of humor.
** And how did The Mask deal with the missile Pretorius launched to nuke Edge City after [[WireDilemma cutting all the wires didn’t work]]? The same way he [[ExtremeOmnivore dealt with the bomb in the movie]], of course!
--->'''Mask:''' That’s right. I’M GONNA ''EAT'' IT!
* Pretty much all of "Split Personality". The Mask and Stanley’s interactions with each other are just a joy to watch; for example, The Mask wanting to take Stanley out to see his favorite movies, taking him out on a surf, and finally The Mask wants to take Stanley out to the Coco Bongo.

--->'''Stanley''': So this is what i do as you...
--->'''Mask''': It's the voodoo I do!
** After getting the other half of the mask back from Chet, we get this “heart to heart” between The Mask and Stanley, where he admits that there’s something he’s always wanted to give him; a half-wedgie. This is what finally gets an annoyed Stanley to take his half of the Mask off and put the two pieces back together again.

---> '''Eve''': Get away from my Screwball Rabbit!
---> '''Pretorius''': (He is confused at seeing Eve right in front of him so he checks the case) You are not Eve! Eve, be mine and we shall rule the earth TOGETHER!
---> '''Eve''': (She loads her gun clearly not taking his offer because she prefers Stanley than him) Dream on Zippy! I love Stanley Ipkiss! (She then points her gun at Pretorius)
---> '''Stanley''': Eve!? Uh, Eve? Those things never work!
---> '''Eve''': (She fires her gun at Pretorius's head) Bulls-Eye! (Pretorius removes the suction cup from his forehead then a spear to thrown at him which he then gets down and sees Eve change her appearance again) Oh ho ho! MINCE the bad guys, SLICE the bad guys, CHOP the bad guys! DICE them good! (Pretorius avoids her attack but knock into the laser away from Stanley but then Eve accidentally sent back to where it was)
---> '''Stanley''': AUGH! Eve would you WATCH IT WITH THAT THING?!? (Pretorius turns the laser around which he aims it at Eve who changes back from She-Ra to her default appearance like The Mask does who checks herself on her compact mirror making a wolf whistle then Pretorius fires it at her which she deflect it with her compact mirror which she smiles while doing that)
---> '''Pretorius''': It's not just a laser. It's a mortar cannon! (He fires it at Eve who jumps herself into the air to get out of its way)
---> '''Stanley''': Eve... (clearly thinking she's dead while forgetting that she can't be hurt by something like that and shows that he cared and loved her very much despite her wackiness and antics. Pretorius looks around to see if she's dead but then she lands down and starts making Kung Fu moves and sounds showing that she is brave like The Mask)
---> '''Pretorius''': I see i shall be forced to use more dramatic measures of persuasion (He goes down on his knee) Eve will you marry me?
---> '''Eve''': (She makes a goofy face clearly surprised at him doing that of all things then reacts in disgust and brings out her large handbag clearly thinking that he's got to be kidding her if he thinks that will work on her) You... CAD! (She then uses it to knock his head off his body then takes out a large tin can opener to free Stanley with it) You miss me? (She is clearly happy and relieved that the man she loves is safe and sound.)
** Later on as The Mask is pondering how to destroy the meteorite he doesn’t know how so he decides to give up and go back to the apartment where he and Stanley live and read all the books he never got a chance to read, watching all his favourite tv shows and movies, making a cartoonishly huge sandwich which he eat with a loud burp, then calls Charlie to let him know that he can keep his promotion.
---> '''Mask:''' I always wanted to say that.

---> '''Mask:''' Oh you know i been meaning to get that fixed (''but then suddenly has an idea'') that's it!
---> '''Mask:''' Yep that oughtta do it (''but then saw he got the pipe the wrong way around'') oops (''turns his tongue into that word while saying it'')\\

* In "Flight as a Feather" The Mask sings to himself what a great time he will have at the Coco Bongo while in a shower with his swimsuit, flappers and rubber duck ring he’s got on then he asks Milo if he can sing or what which his dog covers his ears clearly not liking that singing at all which leads The Mask to be disappointed that his dog did not like it at all.
--> '''Mask''': Swedish Karaoke Night at the Coco Bongo. First i win the prize tonight then eat a chimichango. ( He puts his head out out of the curtains with him still wearing his googles who then sees his dog Milo on the bed) Can this boy sing or what? (He smiles clearly very impressed with himself but his dog cover his ears showing that he did not like that singing at all causing The Mask to be disappointed at the fact that his dog did not like it at all dropping his smile down because of it then hears banging on the shower wall.)
--> '''Mrs Peenman''': Pipe down in there, Ipkiss! You're making my african violets droop!
--> '''Mask''': (He comes out of the shower with his swimsuit, flappers and his rubber duck ring) That's not all that drooping on the old bag. (He changes back to his default form after saying it) Mm-Mm-Mm, i tell ya, pooch. Everybody's a critic.

* Counterfeit Mask has Peggy put on the mask which turns her into a egotistical, vain, vapid and good-hearted woman who thinks that she is the star of the story so she goes to hairdresser which she takes out her mallet when the knicks in her back are not all straight, grows her toenails back because the woman cut them short, demands for the machine to turn up hotter to make hair extra fluffy and after going through all that comes out in pretty attractive clothes with flowers on them and blue heels then asks her mirror if she’s the pretty in the land which even her mirror just explodes instead so Masked Peggy decides what do these mirrors know true beauty anyway so she breaks up the fourth wall by telling the audience that she is ready for her makeup and goes in her large pink car to drive off.

* In "To Have and Have Snot", Peggy accidentally causes Stanley to catch her cold, which they soon find out can be potentially fatal to The Mask. Later on, they finally discover that there’s a cure; Bavarian wood mites. That’s when Mask gets the opportunity to get back at Peggy for getting him in this mess in the first place.

'''Peggy:''' (''starts to back away'') [[OhCrap No. Uh-uh.]] No, no, no, no… (''tries to make a run for it as Mask pulls a large rocket out of his jacket'') [[BigNo NOOOOOO!]]\\

--> '''The Mask''': *dressed like a police officer with an Irish accent* Ah, all in good time laddie, but it's 8 AM, we gotta get somebody to ''school''!
--> '''Skillit''': NOOOOO!!!! AnythingButThat!

-->'''Mask:''' (pretending to be a cop)Where's the fire pal? If you don't go the speed limit I'm gonna have to (drops his cop persona. Wedgies Kellaway) pull your underwear over your head!(drives away laughing.)

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-->'''The Mask:''' Let's bring this party to a close. But first! And I do mean "butt" first... '''''[[{{Squick}} EWWWWWW!]]''''' ''(Pulls a sink out of nowhere and begins scrubbing his face frantically)'' I know where it's been, I know where it's been, ''I KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!''

-->'''Ace:''' Hold it right there, fancy pants! I'm taking you down for the abduction of one Milo the dog!
-->'''The Mask:''' Oh yeah?! (whips out [[MoreDakka two absurdly large, multibarrelled pistols]]) [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Try it.]]
-->'''Ace:''' I will! [[beat]] (less confidently) After a brief pause. [[beat]] (sporting an OhCrap face) [[BringMyBrownPants For a fresh change of shorts...]]

* In General, the running gag of The Mask giving Kellaway a wedgie. One of the best being, when Kellaway is pulled over by another cop only to see it's Mask dressed up in uniform.

** The Mask when he sees the tape that says Play Me he decide to play it like a harmonica first and when he puts it on he thinks it's Baywatch even turning into his child form which is both funny and cute at the same time only to find out that it's not Baywatch but Stanley instead.

** Stanley tries to prove it to him by putting on the Mask...which ''doesn't work'' since (by Stanley's interpretation) it works at night. Cue him acting like a complete buffoon and Neuman is looking all annoyed in the usual Ben Stein style.
** What make it even more funny is that it's possible that the mask has become alive at this point and, decide to mess around by not wrapping itself around Stanley's head so that it can laugh at itself as Stanley tries to make it work which shows wooden or not The Mask sure knows how to be a Troll then gets even more funnier as Stanley uses it both day and night in the animated series which just shows how much he wanted to make Stanley look like a buffoon in front of Dr. Neuman.

* "Look, ma! I'm roadkill!"

--->'''Doyle:''' Really big sunglasses...\\

--->'''Kellaway:''' You start dancing, I'll blow your brains out.

--->'''Stanley:''' Wait! I can explain everything!\\

---> '''Stanley''': So this is what i do as you...
---> '''Mask''': It's the voodoo I do!

---> '''Stanley:''' Guess she likes me after all.

-->'''Stanley:''' I'm not the one in denial.

-->'''Mask:''' That’s right. I’M GONNA ''EAT'' IT!

--> '''Stanley''': So this is what i do as you...
--> '''Mask''': It's the voodoo I do!

--> '''Stanley:''' Guess she likes me after all.

--> '''Eve''': Get away from my Screwball Rabbit!
--> '''Pretorius''': (He is confused at seeing Eve right in front of him so he checks the case) You are not Eve! Eve, be mine and we shall rule the earth TOGETHER!
--> '''Eve''': (She loads her gun clearly not taking his offer because she prefers Stanley than him) Dream on Zippy! I love Stanley Ipkiss! (She then points her gun at Pretorius)
--> '''Stanley''': Eve!? Uh, Eve? Those things never work!
--> '''Eve''': (She fires her gun at Pretorius's head) Bulls-Eye! (Pretorius removes the suction cup from his forehead then a spear to thrown at him which he then gets down and sees Eve change her appearance again) Oh ho ho! MINCE the bad guys, SLICE the bad guys, CHOP the bad guys! DICE them good! (Pretorius avoids her attack but knock into the laser away from Stanley but then Eve accidentally sent back to where it was)
--> '''Stanley''': AUGH! Eve would you WATCH IT WITH THAT THING?!? (Pretorius turns the laser around which he aims it at Eve who changes back from She-Ra to her default appearance like The Mask does who checks herself on her compact mirror making a wolf whistle then Pretorius fires it at her which she deflect it with her compact mirror which she smiles while doing that)
--> '''Pretorius''': It's not just a laser. It's a mortar cannon! (He fires it at Eve who jumps herself into the air to get out of its way)
--> '''Stanley''': Eve... (clearly thinking she's dead while forgetting that she can't be hurt by something like that and shows that he cared and loved her very much despite her wackiness and antics. Pretorius looks around to see if she's dead but then she lands down and starts making Kung Fu moves and sounds showing that she is brave like The Mask)
--> '''Pretorius''': I see i shall be forced to use more dramatic measures of persuasion (He goes down on his knee) Eve will you marry me?
--> '''Eve''': (She makes a goofy face clearly surprised at him doing that of all things then reacts in disgust and brings out her large handbag clearly thinking that he's got to be kidding her if he thinks that will work on her) You... CAD! (She then uses it to knock his head off his body then takes out a large tin can opener to free Stanley with it) You miss me? (She is clearly happy and relieved that the man she loves is safe and sound.)

--> '''Mask:''' I always wanted to say that.

--> '''Mask:''' Oh you know i been meaning to get that fixed (''but then suddenly has an idea'') that's it!
--> '''Mask:''' Yep that oughtta do it (''but then saw he got the pipe the wrong way around'') oops (''turns his tongue into that word while saying it'')\\

-->'''Doyle:''' Really big sunglasses...\\

-->'''Kellaway:''' You start dancing, I'll blow your brains out.

-->'''Stanley:''' Wait! I can explain everything!\\

* In Flight as a Feather The Mask sings to himself what a great time he will have at the Coco Bongo while in a shower with his bathsuit and rubber duck ring he’s got on then he asks Milo if he can sing or what which his dog covers his ears clearly not liking that singing at all which leads The Mask to be disappointed that his dog did not like it at all.

* In Flight as a Feather The Mask sings to himself what a great time he will have at the Coco Bongo while in a shower with his bathsuit and rubber duck he’s got on then he asks Milo if he can sing or what which his dog covers his ears clearly not liking that singing at all which leads The Mask to be disappointed that his dog did not like it at all.

** And the best part is that Masked Dr Neuman still thinks that the mask does not work even though it does which after being told by Stanley that he is wearing he denies it but he pops his eyes out which are attached by springs along making his voice high pitched which proves that he is the one in denial not Stanley who pretty much said it.

** When Stanley gets kidnapped by Pretorius, Eve goes to rescue him but like The Mask decide to change her appearance for something appropriate for the situation such as turning into Vasquez from Aliens then after firing a suction cup at Pretorius party because the guns never work as Stanley points out but mostly she does not like killing or hurting anyone even with the villains she changes again into She-Ra to attack Pretorius with it. Then after surviving all attempts to kill her Pretorius offers her to marry him but Eve refuses because he tried to hurt the man she loves and cares about so she takes out her large handbag and attack him with it knocking his head off then takes out a giant tin can opener to free Stanley with it.