History Funny / TheMask

3rd Apr '18 7:04:35 PM nombretomado
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-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer, Red. It's getting dark. ''([[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough, cough, cough]])'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough... cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming 'ome this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''

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-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer, Red. It's getting dark. ''([[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough, cough, cough]])'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough... cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming 'ome this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind ''[[Film/GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind [[Film/GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''
14th Mar '18 7:06:32 AM jayharrison
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-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. ''([[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough, cough, cough]])'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough... cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''

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-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer closer, Red. It's getting dark. ''([[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough, cough, cough]])'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough... cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down 'ome this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''



* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert (played by Ben Stein) that the Mask is magical. He's not amused.
* The ExtendedDisarming [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGEL2muzPEE scene]] in the park:

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* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert expert, Dr. Neuman (played by Ben Stein) [[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Ben]] [[Series/WinBenSteinsMoney Stein]]), that the Mask is magical. He's Neuman is not amused.
* The ExtendedDisarming [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGEL2muzPEE scene]] in the park:park, in which the Mask has [[{{Hammerspace}} unusually deep pockets]]:



'''Doyle:''' Small mouth bass...\\

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'''Doyle:''' Small mouth bass...\\Small-mouth bass... wow!\\



'''Doyle:''' ''[squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times]'' mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?\\

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'''Doyle:''' ''[squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times]'' mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?\\glasses...\\



'''Cop:''' Bazooka?\\

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'''Cop:''' Bazooka?\\Bazooka...\\



'''The Mask:''' Uh-oh!\\

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'''The Mask:''' Uh-oh!\\[[OhCrap Uh-oh!]]\\



* In the last fight with Dorian. "I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''!" (poke)

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* In the last fight with Dorian. "I Dorian.
-->'''Stanley:''' I
hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''!" eye]]''! (poke)



--> '''The Mask:''' Did you miss me? ''(chugs down a cocktail, [[InvisibleHoles which immediately pours from his gunshot wounds]])'' I guess not!
** Afterward, The Mask goes Film/DirtyHarry on the Dorian's men, complete with [[CatchPhrase "Do I feel lucky?"]] He draws some ludicrously large guns from his back pockets which cause the bad guys to flee in fear... just before [[BANGFlagGun "BANG!" flags]] pop out of the Mask's guns.

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--> '''The Mask:''' Did you miss me? ''(chugs down a cocktail, [[InvisibleHoles which immediately pours from his gunshot wounds]])'' I guess not!
GUESS NOT!
** Afterward, The Mask goes Film/DirtyHarry on the Dorian's men, complete with [[CatchPhrase "Do I feel lucky?"]] He draws some [[{{Hammerspace}} ludicrously large guns from his back pockets pockets]] which cause the bad guys to flee in fear... just before [[BANGFlagGun "BANG!" flags]] pop out of the Mask's guns.
13th Feb '18 12:26:54 AM jayharrison
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-->'''Kathy''': "You... you killed him! My god, you killed him!"
-->'''Big Head''': "Hey, don't blame me, you're the one with all the lamps!"

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-->'''Kathy''': -->'''Kathy:''' "You... you killed him! My god, you killed him!"
-->'''Big Head''': Head:''' "Hey, don't blame me, you're the one with all the lamps!"



* The Mask trying to not wake Mrs. Peenman...only for an bouncing alarm clock to jump out of his pocket. He deals with this the only way he can: by trying to [[RingRingCRUNCH smash it]] with a giant mallet.
-->'''The Mask''': *smashes clock* Snoooooooze!

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* The Mask trying to not wake Mrs. Peenman...Peenman with a [[BreakingTheFourthWall "shh" to the audience]]... only for an bouncing alarm clock to jump out of his pocket. He deals with this the only way he can: by trying to [[RingRingCRUNCH smash it]] with a giant mallet.
-->'''The Mask''': Mask:''' *smashes clock* Snoooooooze!Snoooooooze!
* "Look, ma! I'm roadkill!"



-->'''The Mask:''': As a matter of fact I do, cubby! ''[Produces a pocket watch]'' [[LargeHam LOOK AT THAT!!]] It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! ''[DING! HONK! YOINK!]''

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-->'''The Mask:''': Mask:''' As a matter of fact I do, cubby! ''[Produces a pocket watch]'' [[LargeHam LOOK AT THAT!!]] It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! ''[DING! HONK! YOINK!]''



-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. ''([[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough, cough cough]])'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough- cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''
** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and [[Creator/SallyField tearfully thanks]] an audience [[BornInTheTheater that has appeared on the bottom of the screen]] while Dorian and another thug around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.

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-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. ''([[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough, cough cough, cough]])'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough- ''(cough... cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''
** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and [[Creator/SallyField tearfully thanks]] an audience [[BornInTheTheater that has appeared on the bottom of the screen]] while Dorian and another thug around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as [[FunnyBackgroundEvent they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.respectable]].



-->'''The Mask!Elvis''': ''Thank you very much.'' *swivels hips to dodge bullets*

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-->'''The Mask!Elvis''': Mask (as Elvis):''' ''Thank you very much.'' *swivels hips to dodge bullets*



'''Cop:''': Bike horn...\\

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'''Cop:''': '''Cop:''' Bike horn...\\



'''Cop:''': Bowling pin...\\

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'''Cop:''': '''Cop:''' Bowling pin...\\



'''Cop:''': Rubber chicken...\\

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'''Cop:''': '''Cop:''' Rubber chicken...\\


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* After taking innumerable bullets as he jumps behind the bar at the Coco Bongo, The Mask emerges with this:
--> '''The Mask:''' Did you miss me? ''(chugs down a cocktail, [[InvisibleHoles which immediately pours from his gunshot wounds]])'' I guess not!
** Afterward, The Mask goes Film/DirtyHarry on the Dorian's men, complete with [[CatchPhrase "Do I feel lucky?"]] He draws some ludicrously large guns from his back pockets which cause the bad guys to flee in fear... just before [[BANGFlagGun "BANG!" flags]] pop out of the Mask's guns.
19th Dec '17 8:12:34 AM lepouvantail
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* When Stanley breaks into Kathys apartment to steal back the Mask, he gets smashed over the head with a lamp. Two police officers show up and gets smashed with a lamp by big head. One of them draws his guns and shoots big head between the eyes. Big head [[OverlyLongGag hits him with a lamp]] and goes to the fridge to grab a beer. Then one of the police officers wakes up... [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore and hits big head over the head with a lamp.]] Big head... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick pulls out two revolvers and shoots both of them dead.]]
-->'''Kathy''': "You... you killed him! My god you killed him!"
-->'''Big head''': "Hey, don't blame me, you're the one with all the lamps!"

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* When Stanley breaks into Kathys Kathy's apartment to steal back the Mask, he gets smashed over the head with a lamp. Two police officers show up and gets get smashed with a lamp by big head. Big Head. One of them draws his guns and shoots big head Big Head between the eyes. Big head Head [[OverlyLongGag hits him with a lamp]] and goes to the fridge to grab a beer. Then one of the police officers wakes up... [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore and hits big head Big Head over the head with a lamp.]] Big head...Head... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick pulls out two revolvers and shoots both of them dead.]]
-->'''Kathy''': "You... you killed him! My god god, you killed him!"
-->'''Big head''': Head''': "Hey, don't blame me, you're the one with all the lamps!"



** "We have a giraffe. There you go son, now get out of here you bother me."

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** "We have a giraffe. There you go son, now get out of here here, you bother me."



* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert (played by Ben Stein) that the mask is magical. He's not amused.

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* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert (played by Ben Stein) that the mask Mask is magical. He's not amused.



'''The Mask:''' Uh oh!\\

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'''The Mask:''' Uh oh!\\Uh-oh!\\



* The two-part crossover with the ''Film/AceVentura'' animated series was chock full of hilarious moments, although one of the best was in "Have Mask, Will Travel", when the mask managed to briefly wind up on Ace's ass. That bit was hilarious on its own, but what made it even funnier was what happened when Stanley got it back.

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* The two-part crossover with the ''Film/AceVentura'' animated series was chock full of hilarious moments, although one of the best was in "Have Mask, Will Travel", when the mask Mask managed to briefly wind up on Ace's ass. That bit was hilarious on its own, but what made it even funnier was what happened when Stanley got it back.
29th Oct '17 6:00:47 AM SutairuMasuta
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** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and [[Creator/SallyField tearfully thanks]] an audience [[BornInTheTheater that has appeared on the bottom of the screen]] while the two thugs around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.

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** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and [[Creator/SallyField tearfully thanks]] an audience [[BornInTheTheater that has appeared on the bottom of the screen]] while the two thugs Dorian and another thug around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.
19th May '17 4:32:44 PM ironballs16
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** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and tearfully thanks an audience that has appeared on the bottom of the screen while the two thugs around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.

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** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and [[Creator/SallyField tearfully thanks thanks]] an audience [[BornInTheTheater that has appeared on the bottom of the screen screen]] while the two thugs around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.
19th May '17 4:31:20 PM ironballs16
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-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. ''(cough, cough cough)'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough- cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''

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-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. ''(cough, ''([[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough, cough cough)'' cough]])'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let Literature/OldYeller out. ''(cough- cough, cough)'' Tell [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''
29th Apr '17 3:01:18 AM TitoMosquito
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* "[[CrowdSong Cuban Pete]]".[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM Especially when Doyle briefly joins in.]]

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* "[[CrowdSong Cuban Pete]]". [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM Especially when Doyle briefly joins in.]]
20th Aug '16 4:04:37 PM KoopaKid17
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* In the episode ''Sister Mask'', when Pretorius is turned from a huge spider into a ball and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard controlled by his own mind-control device]], he lets out a BigNo. It is damn funny... although this troper does not have any screencaps of it... anyone got any?

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* In the episode ''Sister Mask'', when Pretorius is turned from a huge spider into a ball and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard controlled by his own mind-control device]], he lets out a BigNo. It is damn funny... although this troper does not have any screencaps of it... anyone got any?


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* "Mutiny of the Bounty Hunters" has Stanley watching over his neighbor's infant son who wanders off chasing a bird. The baby puts on the Mask and yells [[VocalDissonance "BIRDIE!" "BIRDIE!"]] in a deep, raspy voice.
20th Apr '16 5:51:38 AM NoSpoilersPlz
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* "Not the ''cheese'', the ''keys''.

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* "Not the ''cheese'', the ''keys''.
''keys''".
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