History Funny / TheMask

* "[[MuggingTheMonster A TOMMY GUN!]]".

* "Somebody stole your pajamas?"

'''Doyle:''' [snap] Aaaaa! Mouse Trap...\\

'''Doyle:''' [squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?\\

'''Kellaway:''' [wordless rage]\\
'''The Mask:''' ''[SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!]'' That's gotta hurt! Eheheheheh! ''[zooms away.]''

* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert (played by BenStein) that the mask is magical. He's not amused.

-->'''Kellaway''' "You start dancin' and I'll blow your brains out."

-->'''Kellaway'''L "You start dancin' and I'll blow your brains out."

* "[[CrowdSong Cuban Pete]]".
-->"Start dancin' and I'll blow your brains out."

* The [[ExtendedDisarming frisking scene]] in the park:
-->'''Cop:''' Bazooka..\\

'''Doyle:''' Picture of Kellaway's wife..\\

** What really sells is that the picture of Kellaway's wife has it written "Call Me Lover 555-9371"

'''The Mask:''' Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all...'''YOU MARRIED HER'''!\\

* For one without the titular character, Stanley's replacement car breaks down in the middle of a bridge. He gets out to see what's wrong, gets burned when trying to open the hood, and angrily kicks the car. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiLCEBdLSmo That falls apart in bits in the funniest way possible.]]

-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. ''(cough, cough cough)'' Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let OldYeller out. ''(cough- cough, cough)'' Tell [[AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. ''(COUGH, fart)'' Pardon me. ''(dead)''

'''The Mask:''' Uh oh!

-->'''The Mask''', in response to a bazooka: "I have a permit for that."\\
...\\
'''Doyle:''' A picture of Kellaway's Wife!\\
'''Kellaway:''' What?! *As he sees a picture of his wife in a sexy outfit* MARGARET! YOU SON OF A BITCH!\\
'''The Mask:''' Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all...'''YOU MARRIED HER'''! ''(The lieutenant screams)'' ''(SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!)'' ''That's gotta hurt!'' Eheheheheh!

* For one without the titular character, Stanley's replacement car breaks down in the middle of a bridge. He gets out to see what's wrong, gets burned when trying to open the hood, and angrily kicks the car. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiLCEBdLSmo That falls apart in bits in the funniest way possible.]])

* This scene makes [[@/TitoMosquito this troper]] and his family laugh:

** '''The Mask''', in response to a bazooka: "I have a permit for that."
** '''Doyle:''' A picture of Kallaway's Wife!\\
'''Kallaway:''' What?! *As he sees a picture of his wife in a sexy outfit* MARGRET! YOU SON OF A BITCH!\\
'''The Mask:''' Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all...'''YOU MARRIED HER'''!" (The lieutenant screams)*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* "''That's gotta hurt!'' Eheheheheh!"
---> What really sells is that the picture of Kallaway's wife has it written "Call Me Lover 555-9371"

-->'''The Mask''', in response to a bazooka: "I have a permit for that."\\
'''The Mask''', in response to a picture of the lieutenant's wife: "Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, ''you married her''!" *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* "''That's gotta hurt!'' Eheheheheh!"

* For one without the titular character, Stanley's replacement car breaks down in the middle of a bridge. He gets out to see what's wrong, gets burned when trying to open the hood, and angrily kicks the car. That falls apart in bits in the funniest way possible. ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMGeJ-rcEDA 2:30-3:00]])

'''The Mask''', in response to a picture of the lieutenant's wife: "Geez! I thought you had a sense of humor. After all, ''you married her''!" *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* "''That's gotta hurt!'' Eheheheheh!"

Many examples: ("[[CrowdSong Cuban Pete]]", [[CuteButCacophonic Squeeze Me Gently]], "[[MuggingTheMonster A TOMMY GUN!]]").

* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert (played by BenStein) that the mask is magical. He's not amused.

'''The Mask''', in response to a picture of the lieutenant's wife: "Geez! I thought you had a sense of humor. After all, ''you married her''!" *WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!* "''That's gotta hurt!'' Eheheheheh!"

* Stan trying to convince the mask expert (played by BenStein) that the mask is magical. He's not amused.

* In the last fight with Dorian. "I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''!" (poke)

-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. (cough, cough cough) Tell [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let OldYeller out. (cough- cough, cough) Tell [[AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. (COUGH, fart) Pardon me. (dead)

** Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and tearfully thanks an audience that has appeared on the bottom of the screen.

-->'''The Mask:''' Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. (cough, cough cough) Tell [[TheWizardOfOz Auntie Em]] to let OldYeller out. (cough- cough, cough) Tell [[AChristmasCarol Tiny Tim]] I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell [[GoneWithTheWind Scarlet I]] ''[[GoneWithTheWind do]]'' [[GoneWithTheWind give a damn]]. (COUGH, fart) Pardon me. (dead)

'''The Mask''', in response to a picture of the lieutenant's wife: "Geez! I thought you had a sense of humor. After all, ''you married her''!" *WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!* "''That's gotta hurt!'' Eheheheheh!"

'''The Mask''', in response to a picture of the lieutenant's wife: "Geez! I thought you had a sense of humor. After all, ''you married her''!"

Many examples: ("[[CrowdSong Cuban Pete]]", [[CuteButCacophonic Squeeze Me Gently]], "A TOMMY GUN!").