History Funny / TheLostWorldJurassicPark

* When the ''Tyrannosaurus'' is rampaging through San Diego: while chasing Malcolm and Harding in their car, San Diego police and Animal Control show up. They have just enough time to get one good look at the ''T. rex'' before it roars and they [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere throw their cars into reverse]].
** Just the fact that an Animal Control vehicle is there, too. Yeah, dinosaurs are animals, too, but you kinda have to wonder if they were thinking "SoWhatDoWeDoNow?"
** How does Malcolm plan to find the ''rex'' in San Diego? "[[FollowTheChaos Follow the screams.]]" Cue woman screaming, reversing her car in panic.
** Also in that sequence, Ian and Sarah are trying to get the ''T. rex's'' attention so they can lead it back to the boat.
--->'''Ian:''' It's never gonna know we have it unless that thing makes some kind of sound!\\
''[Rex sniffs the air and roars at Ian and Sarah]]''\\
'''Sarah:''' He knows.\\
''[*CRASH* The 76 ball off of the nearby gas station rolls past their car]''
** Later, as the ''T. rex'' is chasing them, Sarah suggests that Ian should slow down so they don't get too far ahead of the ''T. rex'' and lose its attention. Ian takes one glance behind them to see how close the ''T. rex'' is and promptly hits the gas harder. A nice [[CallBack call back to the last time he was in that position.]]
-->'''Sarah:''' Ian, slow down a little.\\
''After Ian glances behind him and sees the T. rex''\\
'''Ian:''' Uhh, I don't think so!
** During the scene where the ''T. rex'' bites the traffic signal, sharp-eyed viewers will notice that the street sign on the right reads "No Skateboards, No Dinosaurs".
** And before that, he smashes through a scene in San Diego harbor that says "No fruits, vegetables, or animals allowed beyond this point."
* Malcolm asks Nick why he joined Greenpeace. His answer: Women. Malcolm's response: "Noble, very noble."
* When they first get to the island, they go into the jungle and find Sarah's backpack. Ian starts shouting, "Sarah!" and Nick yells, "Sarah Harding!" Ian stops, gives him a look, and asks, "How many Sarahs you think there are on this island?" Gets a call back later -- when they're searching for Nick, Ian starts by just yelling "Nick!" before absentmindedly chiming in with, "Nick Van Owen!"

* When the group, looking for Sarah, finally sees their first dinosaur and naturally, Eddie and Nick are slack-jawed while Ian is unimpressed. Ian asks them why they're so shocked and Nick tries to explain that he didn't really think he'd see actual dinosaurs.
-->'''Malcolm:''' What did you think you were gonna see?
-->'''Nick:''' Animals. Maybe, uh, b-big iguanas.
-->'''Malcolm:''' ''[shakes his head]'' Fruitcake.

* During the ''T. rex'' rampage scene, it enters suburbia and starts slurping up the water of a backyard pool. A dog comes and starts barking at it but quickly retreats into its doghouse when the ''T. rex'' growls at it. This is followed by a child waking up and seeing it, then going to his parents' bedroom to tell them. They don't believe him at first, thinking it a normal childhood fear of the dark and eventually go to the bedroom to reassure him there's nothing wrong ... until they look out the window and see a ''T. rex'' right in of them, with the chain of the dog danging from its mouth along with the doghouse. The parents promptly scream; the child ... takes a picture of it.
* When Burke describes the way ''Pachycephalosaur's'' skull is extra thick on the top of its head and is purposefully designed for absorbing impact. A second later, the ''Pachycephalosaurus'' helpfully demonstrates this point by ramming its head into a car door with enough force to send the two men inside the car crashing out of the windows on the opposite side. [[OhCrap He then chases after Burke and pal]].

* In a {{Narm}} way, the ''Velociraptor'' attack on the hunter in the long grass. Ajay is yelling at the top of his lungs to not enter the long grass and ... ''he follows them into the grass to stop them.'' Then the hunters get attacked, but no one notices until they hear the raptor cries. One of the hunters looks up screaming wildly in a poorly acted way when he's jumped by one of them.

* Eddie gives Ian a brief tutorial in how to rappel down from the high hide - tighten your grip to slow, loosen it to fall faster. Ian promptly disappears from sight with a loud whizz and a much quieter thud. Eddie thinks to himself that he personally would have squeezed just a little tighter.

* "Oooh, ahhh. That's how it always starts. But later there's running, and screaming."
* Early in the film, Kelly dismissing one of her friends as a "troglodyte" for not having a Sega. Ian responds in a very Ian way.
-->'''Ian''': Cruel, but good word use.

-->'''Sarah:''' Ian, slow down a little.
''After Ian glances behind him and sees the T. rex''
-->'''Ian:''' Uhh, I don't think so!

** How does Malcolm plan to find the ''rex'' in San Diego? "[[FollowTheChaos Follow the screams.]]" Cue woman screaming.

* When they first get to the island, they go into the jungle and find Sarah's backpack. Ian starts shouting, "Sarah!" and Nick yells, "Sarah Harding!" Ian stops, gives him a look, and asks, "How many Sarahs you think there are on this island?" Gets a call back later -- when they're searching for Nick, most of the group is just yelling "Nick!" while Ian absentmindedly chimes in with, "Nick Van Owen!"

-->'''Malcolm:''' Yeah! Three cheeseburgers with everything on 'em.

** Also from the ''T. rex's'' rampage we have a man doing a ''Godzilla'' ShoutOut, saying "I left Japan to get away from this!" in [[BilingualBonus Japanese]].
** ^This scene never happened. There were Japanese men there, and they were running from the T-rex in the stereotypical Japanese movie running they have, but none of them shouted that particular line. You may have confused it with the Film/InspectorGadget film.

*** Just the fact that an Animal Control vehicle is there, too. Yeah, dinosaurs are animals, too, but you kinda have to wonder if they were thinking "SoWhatDoWeDoNow?"

'''Sarah:''' ''[the ''T. rex'' looks over in their direction]'' He knows.\\

* The "Characters" section during the credits of the film calls one character "Unlucky Bastard".

* Possibly unintentional, but at one point someone runs into a room to hide from a raptor. [[CuttingTheKnot The raptor responds by crashing in through the window]]. Quite similar to how the raptor in the first movie solved the problem of Grant and Company engaging the electric lock on the lab door.
** That would be Ian Malcolm hiding in the room and getting a raptor flying in through the window. Ian survives by yanking the door off its hinges and holding it up like an improvised riot shield, which made an already funny moment more hilarious.

* Possibly unintentional, but at one point someone runs into a room to hide from a raptor. [[CuttingTheKnot The raptor responds by crashing in through the window]]. Quite similar to how the raptor in the first movie solved the problem of Grant and Company engaging the electric lock on the door with an angry raptor trying to come through.

* Possibly unintentional, but at one point someone runs into a room to hide from a raptor. [[CuttingTheKnot The raptor responds by crashing in through the window]].

** Later, as the ''T. rex'' is chasing them, Sarah suggests that Ian should slow down so they don't get too far ahead of the ''T. rex'' and lose its attention. Ian takes one glance behind them to see how close the ''T. rex'' is and promptly hits the gas harder.

-->'''Nick Van Owen''': (awkwardly, gesturing between the reunited father and daughter) Do you see any family resemblance here?

-->'''Ian:''' It's never gonna know we have it unless that thing makes some kind of sound!
-->'''Sarah:''' ''(the T. rex looks over in their direction)'' He knows.
-->(*CRASH* The 76 ball off of the nearby gas station rolls past their car)

** Also from the ''T. rex's'' rampage we have a man doing a Godzilla ShoutOut saying "I left Japan to get away from this" in [[BilingualBonus Japanese]].

* When they first get to the island, they go into the jungle and find Sarah's backpack. Ian starts shouting, "Sarah!" and Nick yells, "Sarah Harding!" Ian stops, gives him a look, and asks, "How many Sarahs you think there are on this island?" Gets a call back later -- when they're searching for Nick, most of the group is just yelling "Nick!" while Ian absentminded chimes in with, "Nick Van Owen!"

-->(chasing dinosaurs on the game trail)

-->(flips through his dinosaur guide)
-->'''Tembo:''' A Pachy... a pachy... oh, hell. Uh, [[BuffySpeak the fathead with the bald spot.]] Friar Tuck!

-->'''Tembo:''' The one with the big red horn. Pompadour. Elvis!

-->'''Malcolm''': What did you think you were gonna see?
-->'''Nick''': Animals. Maybe, uh, b-big iguanas.
-->'''Malcolm''': ''(shakes his head)'' Fruitcake.

-->'''Eddie''': ''(yells down to them)'' What do you need?
-->'''Malcolm''': ROPE!
-->'''Eddie''': Rope! What, anything else?
-->'''Malcolm''': Yeah! Three cheeseburgers with everything on 'em.
-->'''Nick''': No onions on mine!
-->'''Sarah''': And an apple turnover!
* During the ''T. rex'' rampage scene, it comes upon the backyard area and starts slurping up the water of a pool. A dog comes and starts barking it but quickly goes back into it's doghouse when the ''T. rex'' growls at it. This is followed by a child waking up and seeing it, then going to his parent's bedrooms to tell them. They don't believe him at first, thinking it a usual childhood fear of the dark and eventually go to the bedroom to reassure him there's nothing wrong...until they look out the window and see a ''T. rex'' right in of them with the chain of the dog danging from it's mouth along with the doghouse. The parents promptly scream, the child...takes a picture of it.

-->'''Ian''': ''[incredulously]'' The school cut you from the team?

* In a {{Narm}} way, the ''Velociraptor'' attack on the hunter in the long grass. Ajay is yelling at the top of his lungs to not enter the long grass and...''he follows them into the grass to stop them''. Then the hunters get attacked, but no one notices until they hear the raptor cries. One of the hunters looks up screaming wildly in a poorly acted way when he's jumped by one of them.

* In a {{Narm}} way, the ''Velociraptor'' attack on the hunter in the long grass. Ajay is yelling at the top of his lungs to not enter the long grass and...''he follows them into the grass to stop them''. Then the hunters get attacked, but no one notices until they hear the raptor cries. One of the hunters looks up screaming wildly poorly acted way when a Raptor jumps him.

* When Burke describes the way ''Pachycephalosaur's'' skull is extra thick on the top of its head and is purposefully designed for absorbing impact. A second later, the ''Pachycephalosaurus'' helpfully demonstrates this point by ramming its head into a car door with enough force to send the two men inside the car crashing out of the windows on the opposite side. [[ohCrap He then chases after Burke and pal]].

-->'''Hunter:''' Say again, Roland, a what?

* When Burke describes the way ''Pachycephalosaur's'' skull is extra thick on the top of its head and is purposefully designed for absorbing impact. A second later, the ''Pachycephalosaurus'' helpfully demonstrates this point by ramming its head into a car door with enough force to send the two men inside the car crashing out of the windows on the opposite side.

* The crown jewel, in this troper's opinion, is when Nick, Sarah, and Malcolm are dangling perilously in the trailer about to fall off a cliff and ''[[CasualDangerDialogue still have time to be sarcastic]]''.