History Funny / TheLittleMermaid

* Scuttle's attempt at serenading to get Ariel and Eric to kiss, which makes Ariel FacePalm.

-->'''Sebastian:''' She traded her voice to she sea witch and she got legs! JEEZ, mon!\\

-->'''Scuttle''': [[OhCrap The Sea Witch!]] Oh no...She's gonna...I gotta...''(in his haste, flies right into window with a loud '''CLANG!''')'' '''''ARIEL!!!!!'''''

-->'''Scuttle''' (''out of breath''): Ariel! I was flyin'...[[CaptainObvious Well, of course I was flyin']]...And I saw... that the watch--The ''witch'' was watchin' the mirror! And she was singin' with a stolen set of pipes! [''grabs Sebastian''] ''DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLIN' YOU?!!?'' '''[[PunctuatedPounding THE PRINCE!]]''' '''[[PunctuatedPounding IS MARRYIN'!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedPounding THE SEA WITCH!]]''''' '''''[[PunctuatedPounding IN DISGUISE!]]'''''

-->'''Carlotta''': ''''''[[SayMyName LOUIE!]]''''''

-->'''Carlotta''': LOUIE!!

-->'''Louie''': *looks up and bumps his head; causing a butcher knife to nearly fall on him*

-->'''Louie''': Well, I was just . . . uh, I was just. . .um. . .*sheepishly* I'm sorry, Madame *sheepish grin while putting out a little fire on his whisker*
-->'''Carlotta''': Hmmph! *grabs the tray and stomps out of the kitchen*

* When Ariel tries to explain to Eric by "playing charades" ("What is it? You're hurt? No, no... You need help"). The look on Ariel's face when she nearly fall off the rock.

!!Sequels
[[AC:Return to the Sea]]
* Sebastian has a moment in the second movie: "...and these [[LargeHam WHOPPERS POP]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIBht8M_8-E OUT!]]"
** The follow-up scene, with Sebastian sobbing his eyes out on the hem of Ariel's dress, is PRICELESS.
*** Not to mention when Sebastian ''blows his nose'' into Ariel's dress.
* A reprisal of the chase scene in the second movie between Louis and Sebastian during the party, starting with a YouExclamation from Louis and a small "You" from Sebastian.
* Melody mimicking Sebastian, with Sebastian himself topping it off with a blunt "Stop dat." The way he delivers that line is too rich.
* The argument between [[ThoseTwoGuys Tip and Dash]], the penguin and walrus respectively, from the second movie. When Dash says "She doesn't like birds who don't fly!", Tip gives a dramatic gasp and says he can't fly either. Then when Dash says he walks funny, Tip thinks for a few seconds...then screams the same response: he can't fly either!
* Morgana fooling Melody into stealing Triton's trident by saying it was hers, but it was stolen by a "deranged kleptomaniac."

[[AC:Ariel's Beginning]]
* From the third film, when Ariel and Flounder find Sebastian's underground music club.
* Marina celebrating Sebastian's arrest right [[MoodWhiplash after this sad line]].
--> '''Attina''': No one's happy...
--> '''Marina''': Yahoooooo!
** These lines between a couple a fishes watching Marina's celebration makes it even funnier.
--> '''Fish 1''': Who is that?
--> '''Fish 2''': I don't know but she scares me.
** One part of the celebration has Marina mimicking Ariel's iconic pose on the rock as a wave crashes behind her... and into her.

* When Max sniffs Ariel out at the side of Eric's ship, she hides for a moment, then turns back and ends up face to face with Max. http://caps.pictures/198/9-tlm/full/little-mermaid-1080p-disneyscreencaps.com-2298.jpg The expression on her face]] is adorably funny.

* When Max sniffs Ariel out at the side of Eric's ship, she hides for a moment, then turns back and ends up face to face with Max. [[http://images.wikia.com/littlemermaid/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg The expression on her face]] is adorably funny.

* Eric's expression when he sees the overly fancy statue of himself; doubled with Max snarling at the statue in extreme disapproval.

* When Sebastian attempts to speak to Triton about Ariel being in love, telling himself not to overreact.
-->'''Sebastian:''' ''(high-pitched crack)'' Yes... [''clears throat''] Yes, Your Majesty?

'''Sebastian''': ''(inhales deeply)'' I mustn't overreact. I must remain calm. ''(slowly walks over to Triton's throne; squeaky voice)'' Yes? (''Clears throat'') Uh, yes, Your Majesty?\\

'''Sebastian''': ''(inhales deeply)'' I mustn't overreact. I must remain calm. (slowly walks over to Triton's throne; squeaky voice)'' Yes? (''Clears throat'') Uh, yes, Your Majesty?\\

'''Sebastian''': ''(inhales deeply)'' I mustn't overreact. I must remain calm. (skitters to Triton) ''(squeaky voice)'' Yes? (''Clears Throat'') Uh, yes, Your Majesty?\\

'''Sebastian''': W-well, I-I-I\\

-->'''Triton''': Let's see, now. . . . Oh, who could the lucky merman be? [''notices Sebastian just outside the door''] Come in, Sebastian.\\
'''Sebastian''': (''inhales deeply'') I mustn't overreact. I must remain calm. (skitters to Triton) [''squeaky voice''] Yes? (''Clears Throat'') Uh, yes, Your Majesty?\\

'''Triton''': You know, moaning about, daydreaming, singing to herself...You haven't noticed, hmm?\\

'''Triton''': Sebastian...I know you've been keeping something from me...\\
'''Sebastian''': (''BigGulp'') Keeping... something?\\

'''Sebastian''': [''trembling''] Ariel?\\

** Then When Sebastian approaches Triton's throne and is pressured so much by the king, that he spills the beans.

'''Sebastian''' [''trembling'']: Ariel?\\

-->'''Sebastian:''' ''(high-pitched crack)'' Yes... [''clears throat''] I mean...yes, Your Majesty?

-->'''Scuttle''' (''out of breath''): Ariel! I was flyin'...[[CaptainObvious Well, of course I was flyin']]...And I saw... that the watch--The ''witch'' was watchin' the mirror! And she was singin' with a stolen set of pipes! [''grabs Sebastian''] ''DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLIN' YOU?!!?'' '''[[PunctuatedPounding THE PRINCE!]]''' '''[[PunctuatedPounding IS MARRYIN'!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedPounding THE SEA WITCH]]!''''' '''''[[PunctuatedPounding IN DISGUISE!]]'''''

'''Sebastian''': (''BigGulp'') Keeping...something?\\

-->'''Triton''': Let's see, now. . . . Oh, who could the lucky merman be? [''Notices Sebastian just outside the door''] Come in, Sebastian.\\

** Then when Scuttle arrives and tries to explain with Ariel and Sebastian looking at him in utter confusion until grabs Sebastian and slams him down with every word.

-->'''Triton''': Let's see, now. . . . Oh, who could the lucky merman be? [''Notices Sebastian''.] Come in, Sebastian.\\

'''Sebastian:''' Humans? ''(chuckles nervously)'' Who said anything about humans?

-->'''Scuttle''': [[OhCrap The Sea Witch!]] Oh no...She's gonna...I gotta...\\
(in his haste, flies right into window with a loud '''CLANG!''')\\
'''Scuttle''': '''''ARIEL!!!!!'''''

'''Triton:''' Humans? ''WHAT ABOUT HUMANS?!''\\

-->'''Ariel''': He's really handsome isn't he?\\
'''Scuttle''': Gee, I dunno. He looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me.
** As well as Ariel correcting him.
-->'''Ariel''': No, not ''that'' one. The one playin' the ''snarfblatt''.

* Sebastian after Ariel's whole shipwreck adventure: "We're just gonna forget this whole thing ever happened. The sea king can never know. You won't tell him, I won't tell him. I will ''stay in one piece''!" Followed by his JawDrop at Ariel lovingly serenading the unconscious Eric.

-->'''Eric:''' Wow! Somebody should shoot that bird, put him out of his misery.

-->'''Scuttle''' (''out of breath''): Ariel! I was flyin'...[[CaptainObvious Well of course I was flyin']]...And I saw... that the watch--The ''witch'' was watchin' the mirror! And she was singin' with a stolen set of pipes! [''grabs Sebastian''] ''DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLIN' YOU?!!?'' '''[[PunctuatedPounding THE PRINCE!]]''' '''[[PunctuatedPounding Is MARRYIN'!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedPounding THE SEA WITCH]]!''''' '''''[[PunctuatedPounding IN DISGUISE!]]'''''