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* An early one is the utterly ''indignified'' reaction when a farmer mistakes the unicorn for a common horse.

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* An early one is the utterly ''indignified'' ''indignant'' reaction when a farmer mistakes the unicorn for a common horse.
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** Following this, and Schmendrick turning the unicorn into a human woman, he's ''elated'' at wielding so much power once more. Molly is... less than pleased with the results.
--->'''Schmendrick''': The magic chose the shape, not I! I am a bearer! I am a dwelling! I am a messenger!\\
'''Molly''': You are an ''idiot''!
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-->'''Farmer:''' I'll curry you up, clean you off, you'll be the prettiest old mare anywhere!
-->'''Unicorn (to herself):''' ''Mare?'' '''''MARE?!''''' I, a ''horse?'' Is that what you take me for?!

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-->'''Farmer:''' I'll curry you up, clean you off, you'll be the prettiest old mare anywhere!
-->'''Unicorn
anywhere!\\
'''Unicorn
(to herself):''' ''Mare?'' '''''MARE?!''''' I, a ''horse?'' Is that what you take me for?!



--> '''Schmendrick''': Shut up you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?

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--> ---> '''Schmendrick''': Shut up you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?
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'''Molly''': Maybe he does know.

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'''Molly''': '''Molly''', ''(leaning casually back against a tree)'': Maybe he does know.
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'''Molly''': He's guessing, Cully. Gut him, before he does you the way the last one did.\\

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'''Molly''': He's guessing, Cully. Gut him, before he does you [[NoodleIncident the way the last one did.did]].\\
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* An early one is the utterly ''indignified'' reaction when a farmer mistakes the unicorn for a common horse.
-->'''Farmer:''' I'll curry you up, clean you off, you'll be the prettiest old mare anywhere!
-->'''Unicorn (to herself):''' ''Mare?'' '''''MARE?!''''' I, a ''horse?'' Is that what you take me for?!
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** The Skull in general is just plain funny, (well, up until he realizes that Amalthea is a unicorn....) the crown jewel being when Schmendrick tricks him into telling them what they want to know in exchange for an ''empty'' bottle of "wine". The Skull happily accepts this and chugs the non-existent contents, even somehow getting an alcohol flush despite, y'know, being a skeleton.
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* The....... [[{{BLAM}} boob tree.]]

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* The....... [[{{BLAM}} [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment boob tree.]]
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* Mabruk prepares to attack Haggard, and stops because he recognizes the unicorn, cackling hysterically that Haggard "has let his doom in the front door!" The funny part? Lir sighing and promising to write the old wizard a good reference for future job hunting.

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* Mabruk prepares to attack Haggard, and stops because he recognizes the unicorn, cackling hysterically that Haggard "has let his doom in the front door!" The funny part? Lir sighing and promising to write the old wizard a good reference for future job hunting.hunting.
* From the DVDCommentary, one of the commenters tells the story about a Canadian ''Last Unicorn'' fanfic he heard about where Haggard winds up in the ''Series/GameOfThrones'' universe after his castle collapses, ends up sitting on the Iron Throne and defeating all of his opponents, but [[ShaggyDogStory he still isn't happy]].
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* On a related note, in the book after the unicorn frees Schemdrick from the tree and they go off together, Molly (who had run off chasing after "Robin Hood" and his Merry Men) catches up with them. Her comment, when she appears out of nowhere from behind a tree?" "Surprise; it's Maid Marian."

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* On a related note, in the book after the unicorn frees Schemdrick Schmendrick from the tree and they go off together, Molly (who had run off chasing after "Robin Hood" and his Merry Men) catches up with them. Her comment, when she appears out of nowhere from behind a tree?" "Surprise; it's Maid Marian."

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'''Schmendrick''': And this lady, don't tell me,she must be your faithful and beautiful companion.\\

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'''Schmendrick''': And this lady, don't tell me,she me, she must be your faithful and beautiful companion.\\



* Mabruck prepares to attack Haggard, and stops because he recognizes the unicorn, cackling hysterically that Haggard "has let his doom in the front door!" The funny part? Lir sighing and promising to write the old wizard a good reference for future job hunting.

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* Mabruck On a related note, in the book after the unicorn frees Schemdrick from the tree and they go off together, Molly (who had run off chasing after "Robin Hood" and his Merry Men) catches up with them. Her comment, when she appears out of nowhere from behind a tree?" "Surprise; it's Maid Marian."
* And in a final Molly moment, when she is begging Schmendrick to do something to save the unicorn from the Red Bull, she admits the truth (no matter how badly she'd wanted to believe it before): "You called up Robin Hood, and there ''is'' no Robin Hood!" It's the incredulous delivery that makes it.
* Mabruk
prepares to attack Haggard, and stops because he recognizes the unicorn, cackling hysterically that Haggard "has let his doom in the front door!" The funny part? Lir sighing and promising to write the old wizard a good reference for future job hunting.
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** It's even funnier in the book, wherein Schmendrick very calmly explains to the now-sentient tree that he's been engaged to the fir since childhood. A very "sorry to break the news to you" explanation, hoping to dissuade the tree's love.

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** It's even funnier in the book, wherein Schmendrick very calmly explains to the now-sentient tree [[BlatantLies that he's been engaged to the fir since childhood.childhood]]. A very "sorry to break the news to you" explanation, hoping to dissuade the tree's love.
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'''Molly''': Maybe he does know.

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'''Molly''': Maybe he does know.know.
* Mabruck prepares to attack Haggard, and stops because he recognizes the unicorn, cackling hysterically that Haggard "has let his doom in the front door!" The funny part? Lir sighing and promising to write the old wizard a good reference for future job hunting.
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** It's even funnier in the book, wherein Schmendrick very calmly explains to the now-sentient tree that he's been engaged to the fir since childhood. A very "sorry to break the news to you" explanation, hoping to dissuade the tree's love.
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* SCHMENDRICK THE WIZARD!!... the incompetent but sweet-natured magician.

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* SCHMENDRICK THE WIZARD!!...MAGICIAN!!... the incompetent but sweet-natured magician.
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'''Molly''': Off with ya!

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'''Molly''': Off with ya!ya!\\

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'''Cully''': ''That'' I am.\\



'''Cully''': Ah, don't mind Molly Grue, that's just her way.\\
'''Schmendrick''': And you must be his charming wife.\\

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'''Cully''': Ah, don't mind Molly Grue, that's just her way.only Molly Grue's way. She has a good heart. A ''good'' heart.\\
'''Molly''': Off with ya!
'''Schmendrick''': And you this lady, don't tell me,she must be his charming wife.your faithful and beautiful companion.\\

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** "He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!

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** "He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!
them!"



--> Schmendrick: Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir!

* Schmendrick's conversation with the Skull

--> Skull: Say please!
--> Schmendrick: Please.
--> Skull: ...No.

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--> Schmendrick: -->'''Schmendrick:''' Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir!

fir!
* Schmendrick's conversation with the Skull

--> Skull:
Skull:
-->'''Skull:'''
Say please!
--> Schmendrick: Please.
--> Skull: ...No.
please!\\
'''Schmendrick:''' ''(sighs)'' Please.\\
'''Skull:''' ...No.









-->'''Schemendrick''': You're Captain Cully, boldest of the bold and freest of the free.
-->'''Molly''': He's guessing, Cully. Gut him, before he does you the way the last one did.
-->'''Cully''': Ah, don't mind, Molly Grue, that's just her way.
-->'''Schmendrick''': And you must be his charming wife.
-->'''Molly''': Maybe he does know.

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-->'''Schemendrick''': -->'''Schmendrick''': You're Captain Cully, boldest of the bold and freest of the free.
-->'''Molly''':
free.\\
'''Molly''':
He's guessing, Cully. Gut him, before he does you the way the last one did.
-->'''Cully''':
did.\\
'''Cully''':
Ah, don't mind, mind Molly Grue, that's just her way.
-->'''Schmendrick''':
way.\\
'''Schmendrick''':
And you must be his charming wife.
-->'''Molly''':
wife.\\
'''Molly''':
Maybe he does know.

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** "Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir."



--> Schmendrick: I'm engaged to a Douglas fur!

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--> Schmendrick: Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fur!
fir!
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* The....... [[{{BLAM}} boob tree.]]
--> Schmendrick: I'm engaged to a Douglas fur!
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* "[[AnachronismStew Have a taco.]]"

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* "[[AnachronismStew Have a taco.]]"]]"
* When Schmendrick first encounters Captain Cully and his band:
-->'''Schemendrick''': You're Captain Cully, boldest of the bold and freest of the free.
-->'''Molly''': He's guessing, Cully. Gut him, before he does you the way the last one did.
-->'''Cully''': Ah, don't mind, Molly Grue, that's just her way.
-->'''Schmendrick''': And you must be his charming wife.
-->'''Molly''': Maybe he does know.
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** And earlier.

--> '''Schmendrick''': Shut up you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?

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** "He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!



--> Skull: ...No.

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--> Skull: ...No.No.

* "[[AnachronismStew Have a taco.]]"
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** "Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir."

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** "Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir.""

*Schmendrick's conversation with the Skull

--> Skull: Say please!
--> Schmendrick: Please.
--> Skull: ...No.
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** "And be wary of wousing a rizard's wath! Rousing a rizard's... Be wary of making a magician angry!"

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** "And be wary of wousing a rizard's wizard's wath! Rousing a rizard's... Be wary of making a magician angry!"
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** "And be wary of rousing a wizard's wath! Wousing a... Be wary of making a magician angry!"

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** "And be wary of rousing wousing a wizard's rizard's wath! Wousing a...Rousing a rizard's... Be wary of making a magician angry!"

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--> "My dear, you deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket."

-->"And be wary of rousing a wizard's wath! Wousing a... Be wary of making a magician angry!"

-->"Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir."

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--> ** "My dear, you deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket."

-->"And
"
** "And
be wary of rousing a wizard's wath! Wousing a... Be wary of making a magician angry!"

-->"Oh
angry!"
** "Oh
God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir."

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--> "My dear, you deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket!"

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--> "My dear, you deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket!"pickpocket."

-->"And be wary of rousing a wizard's wath! Wousing a... Be wary of making a magician angry!"

-->"Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir."
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* SCHMENDRICK THE WIZARD!!... the incompetent but sweet-natured magician.

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* SCHMENDRICK THE WIZARD!!... the incompetent but sweet-natured magician.magician.
--> "My dear, you deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket!"

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