History Funny / TheKingkillerChronicle

--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. [[WorthIt Money well spent]].

--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. Money well spent.

* Kvothe's spur-of-the-moment recreation of the poor Chronicler as a (rather badass-sounding, actually) mythic folk hero on an epic quest that will give local storytellers throughout the region material to create an entire ream of stories, much as they've done with Kvothe himself. Bast jumping in to help only makes it better.

* Kvothe's immediate reaction to the drug Ambose gave him.

* Most of the Bonfire Scene (the one before they [[spoiler: get Denna's ring back]]).

** Tricking Kvothe into helping him trash Master Hemme's room. "I live here, what's your excuse."

** Also most Siaru idioms/Cusses: "Shit In God's Beard!" and "Don't put a spoon in your eye over it."

* Most of the Bonfire Scene (the one before they [[spoiler: get Denna's Ring back]]).

** During Kvothe's hearing to discipline him for writing "Jackass, Jackass" to insult Ambrose, Elodin undermines the Chancellor's admonishments for Kvothe's inappropriate behavior by humming the song the entire time. And then actually singing the lyrics as Ambrose starts to leave the room.

--->[[FridgeBrilliance This is a perfect metaphor for what will happen to Kvothe if he continues to try and learn naming through his brute-force approach.]]

** Apparently an [[InvokedTrope invoked]] CMOF, as Tempi's strongly implied to have been intentionally playing the FunnyForeigner in order to ease the mercenaries' tensions.

* Kvothe's spur-of-the-moment recreation of the poor Chronicler as a (rather badass-sounding, actually) mythic folk hero on an epic quest that will give local storytellers throughout the region material to create an entire ream of stories, much as they've done with Kvothe himself. Bast jumping in to help only makes it better.
* "Good job, Ambrose. You caught him. He stole your fire." Said to [[CaptainObvious Ambrose]] by Wilem after Kvothe saves some of Ambrose's things from a fire... [[spoiler:that he started]]. One of the people in the street adds, "Yeah, make him put it back!"
* The name of Elodin's class: [[spoiler: Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass.]]
** Before that, Elodin told him it was [[ShapedLikeItself "the name of the class"]].
* The Adem's views on fatherhood.
* Even though it's dangerous, Kvothe's immediate reaction to the drug Ambose gave him is rather amusing.
--->'''Sim''': "Which is worse, stealing a pie or killing Ambrose?"
--->'''Kvothe''': "A meat pie, or a fruit pie?"
** The entire sequence is hilarious. "Sim was as patient as a priest, explaining to me that, no, I shouldn't go buy us a bottle of brand; no, I shouldn't go kick that dog barking across the street..."

--->'''Kvothe''': "A meat pie, or a fruit pie?"

** "Wow. Uresh. Your next assignment is to have sex. If you do not know how to do this, see me after class."

* Ah screw it, ANYTHING a FunnyForeigner says. "Why is the Maer looking at hairy balls?"

* "His ass fell off." Best ending ever. Totally deadpan.

* Most of the Bonfire Scene (the one before they [[spoiler: get Denna's Ring back]]).

** Even though it's dangerous, Kvothe's immediate reaction to the drug Ambose gave him is rather amusing.

* Most of the Bonfire Scene (the one before they [[spoiler: get Denna's Ring back]]

** Also most Siaru idioms/Cusses: "Shit In God's Beard!" and "Don't put a spoon in your eye over it"

** Tricking Kvothe into helping him trash Master Hemme's room. "I live here, what's your excuse"

** The name of Elodin's class: Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass. Before that, Elodin told him it was "the name of the class".

Almost everything that comes out of Elodin's mouth:
* Tricking Kvothe into helping him trash Master Hemme's room. "I live here, what's your excuse"
* "Wow. Uresh. Your next assignment is to have sex. If you do not know how to do this, see me after class."
* "Master Kvothe, I am trying to wake your sleeping mind to the subtle language the world is whispering. I am trying to seduce you into understanding. I am trying to teach you. Quit grabbing at my tits."
* Getting himself and Kvothe trapped on the roof of the building, in the middle of a storm. Completely naked. The key was in his pants, you see.
* The name of Elodin's class: Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass. Before that, Elodin told him it was "the name of the class".
* During Kvothe's hearing to discipline him for writing "Jackass, Jackass" to insult Ambrose, Elodin undermines the Chancellor's admonishments for Kvothe's inappropriate behavior by humming the song the entire time. And then actually singing the lyrics as Ambrose starts to leave the room.

Wilem getting in on the action:
"Good job, Ambrose. You caught him. He stole your fire." Said to Ambrose by Wilem after Kvothe saves some of Ambrose's things from a fire... that he started. One of the people in the street adds, "Yeah, make him put it back!"
Also most Siaru idioms/Cusses: "Shit In God's Beard!" and "Don't put a spoon in your eye over it"

Ah Screw it, ANYTHING a FunnyForeigner says. "Why is the Maer looking at hairy balls?" And the Adem view on fatherhood. Namely, it doesn't exist, as men don't impact reproduction.

Even though it's dangerous, Kvothe's immediate reaction to the drug Ambose gave him is rather amusing.
Sim: "Which is worse, stealing a pie or killing Ambrose?"
Kvothe: "A meat pie, or a fruit pie?"

"His ass fell off." Best ending ever. Totally deadpan.

and then there is the "It's all energy" thing from Sim in WMF, compounded by Denna at the end of the scene.

Most of the Bonfire Scene (the one before they [[spoiler: get Denna's Ring back]]