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30th Mar '17 11:11:44 AM MasterFuzzy
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*** Very possibly a shout-out to the jackass song in Book 1.
19th Mar '17 4:51:53 PM GothicProphet
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** In the above scene, Elodin and Kvothe are on the roof, and Elodin decides to walk over and knock on Lorren's window for a word. Lorren does not seem to find this particularly odd. Hell, Elodin could probably do almost anything and the other masters wouldn't blink an eye. It's just how crazy he is. (Although, in fairness, this is [[TheStoic Lorren]] we're talking about.

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** In the above scene, Elodin and Kvothe are on the roof, and Elodin decides to walk over and knock on Lorren's window for a word. Lorren does not seem to find this particularly odd. Hell, Elodin could probably do almost anything and the other masters wouldn't blink an eye. It's just how crazy he is. (Although, in fairness, this is [[TheStoic Lorren]] we're talking about. )



--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. [[WorthIt Money well spent]].

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--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. [[WorthIt Money well spent]].spent]].
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16th Mar '17 8:54:35 AM Allexan
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** Well, there's a phrase "Don't seek (mis)adventures on your ass".
10th Feb '17 5:09:13 AM NanoMoose
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* Kvothe's attempts to persuade Elodin to help him study naming.

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* Kvothe's Kvothe attempts to persuade Elodin to help him study naming.naming [[ItMakesSenseInContext by jumping off a roof]].



** And then when he's ordered to post a letter of apology to Ambrose, he does. In fact, he posts a hundred copies of the letter, all apologizing for the song, which it reproduces in full with two extra-bawdy new verses and ''annotation'', so that everyone knows exactly where all the insulting references to Ambrose are.
* Kvothe buys a horse and accidentally names him "One Sock" due to bad translation. Later, he discovers that the owner dyed one of the horses's legs to drive up the price. Needless to say, when Kvothe chooses the name, the owner is caught completely off guard and in retrospect, Kvothe is hilariously confused.

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** And then when he's ordered to post a letter of apology to Ambrose, he does. In fact, he posts a hundred copies of the letter, all apologizing profusely for the song, which it reproduces in full with two new extra-bawdy new verses and ''annotation'', so that everyone knows exactly where all can understand in detail the insulting references to Ambrose are.
Ambrose.
* Kvothe buys what he thinks is a perfectly black horse, which he names using a word he thinks means "First Night" or "Twilight". Hearing the name, the man he buys the horse and accidentally names him "One Sock" due from becomes oddly eager to bad translation. sell. Later, when he goes to sell the horse off, he discovers that the owner dyed one of the horses's horse's legs to drive up the price. Needless to say, when price, the name Kvothe chooses chose actually means "One-Sock" (his language skills were rusty), and the name, the owner is caught completely off guard and in retrospect, Kvothe is hilariously confused.
man he bought it from was convinced his chicanery had been discovered.



"Elodin looked at me, puzzled. "What? You're in. Problem solved."\\

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"Elodin Elodin looked at me, puzzled. "What? You're in. Problem solved."\\



"Wh- no. But..."\\

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"Wh- "Wh-- no. But..."\\



* The class where he tried to show them something by chasing around a bunch of flower seeds in the air. He chases them around for about 10 minutes, trips and injures his knee, starts a [[ClusterFBomb stream of cursing]] ([[ForeignLanguageTirade in EIGHT different languages!]]) so vile that it actually makes Kvothe a little sick, inhales a seed and nearly chokes, then just quietly limps out of the room. The best part is Kvothe's closing comment about the whole scene:

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* The class where he tried to show them something by chasing around a bunch of flower seeds in the air. He chases them around for about 10 minutes, trips and injures his knee, starts a [[ClusterFBomb stream of cursing]] ([[ForeignLanguageTirade in EIGHT different languages!]]) eight languages]]) so vile that it actually makes Kvothe a little sick, inhales a seed and nearly chokes, then just quietly limps out of the room. The best part is Kvothe's closing comment about the whole scene:



* Ah screw it, ANYTHING a FunnyForeigner says.
* The Adem view on fatherhood. Namely, it doesn't exist, as men don't impact reproduction.
** An Adem tells Kvothe some of their rumors about outsiders, one being that they drink their own urine. Kvothe, completely serious, asks if it means they don't, leaving her completely shocked... Until he starts laughing.

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* Ah screw it, ANYTHING ''anything'' a FunnyForeigner says.
* The Adem view on fatherhood. Namely, it doesn't exist, as exist because men don't impact reproduction.
** An Adem tells Kvothe some of their rumors about outsiders, one being that they drink their own urine. Kvothe, completely serious, asks if it means they don't, leaving her completely shocked... Until until he starts laughing.



* Kvothe under the effects of Ambose's plum bob.

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* Kvothe under the effects of Ambose's Ambrose's plum bob.



-->'''Kvothe:''' There’d be a trial, I suppose... and people would buy me drinks.

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-->'''Kvothe:''' There’d There'd be a trial, I suppose... and people would buy me drinks.



** Also, Simmon and Kvothe decide that, since the latter can't understand what's a good idea and what isn't, that the former should classify the bad ones on a scale from 1 to 10. When Kvothe talks about killing Ambrose, Simmon immediately classify it as a 10... Then lowers it to 8. Then to 7.
** One of the funniest parts of the sequence was right at the beginning, where Sim, trying to illustrate to Kvothe that his judgement is impaired, asks him to try and think of ''anything'' that would be a bad idea. After several moments of strained thought, Kvothe cautiously suggests "jumping off the roof". Which is hilarious when you remember that he'd done exactly that while entirely lucid earlier in the story, when he tried to impress Elodin.

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** Also, Simmon and Kvothe decide that, since the latter can't understand what's a good idea and what isn't, that the former should classify the bad ones on a scale from 1 to 10. When Kvothe talks about killing Ambrose, Simmon immediately classify it as a 10... Then then lowers it to 8. Then to 7.
** One of the funniest parts of the sequence was right at the beginning, where Sim, trying to illustrate to Kvothe that his judgement is impaired, asks him to try and think of ''anything'' that would be a bad idea. After several moments of strained thought, Kvothe cautiously suggests "jumping off the roof". Which is hilarious when you remember that he'd he's done exactly precisely that while entirely lucid earlier in the story, when he tried to impress Elodin.stone-cold sober.



* And then there is the "It's all energy" thing from Sim in WMF, compounded by Denna at the end of the scene.

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* And then there is there's the "It's all energy" thing from Sim in WMF, compounded by Denna at the end of the scene.
9th Feb '17 9:24:53 PM NanoMoose
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** And then when he's ordered to post a letter of apology to Ambrose, he does...posting up a hundred copies of the letter which apologizes for the song...which he then reproduces in it's entirety, adds two extra-bawdy new verses, and ''annotates'' it so that everyone knows exactly what all the insulting references to Ambrose are.

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** And then when he's ordered to post a letter of apology to Ambrose, he does...posting up does. In fact, he posts a hundred copies of the letter which apologizes letter, all apologizing for the song...song, which he then it reproduces in it's entirety, adds full with two extra-bawdy new verses, verses and ''annotates'' it ''annotation'', so that everyone knows exactly what where all the insulting references to Ambrose are.
10th Jan '17 1:52:06 PM MasterFuzzy
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** In the above scene, Elodin and Kvothe are on the roof, and Elodin decides to walk over and knock on Lorren's window for a word. Lorren does not seem to find this particularly odd. Hell, Elodin could probably do almost anything and the other masters wouldn't blink an eye. It's just how crazy he is.
** Tricking Kvothe into helping him trash Master Hemme's room. "I live here, what's your excuse?"

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** In the above scene, Elodin and Kvothe are on the roof, and Elodin decides to walk over and knock on Lorren's window for a word. Lorren does not seem to find this particularly odd. Hell, Elodin could probably do almost anything and the other masters wouldn't blink an eye. It's just how crazy he is. (Although, in fairness, this is [[TheStoic Lorren]] we're talking about.
** Tricking Kvothe into helping him trash Master Hemme's room.
-->"Master Elodin, why don't you want to teach me naming?"
-->"That's the wrong question. Try again."
-->"Why are you burning your clothes?"
-->"Nope. Not even close to the right question."
-->[[OhCrap "Whose rooms are these?"]]
-->And afterwards,
"I live here, what's your excuse?"
15th Nov '16 8:59:09 PM Delphi
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** And then when he's ordered to post a letter of apology to Ambrose, he does...posting up a hundred copies of the letter which apologizes for the song...which he then reproduces in it's entirety, adds two extra-bawdy new verses, and ''annotates'' it so that everyone knows exactly what all the insulting references to Ambrose are.
27th Jun '16 6:55:35 AM disturbly
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** One of the funniest parts of the sequence was right at the beginning, where Sim, trying to illustrate to Kvothe that his judgement is impaired, asks him to try and think of ''anything'' that would be a bad idea. After several moments of strained thought, Kvothe cautiously suggests "jumping off the roof". Which is utterly hilarious when you the earlier innocent where to impress Elodin, while entirely lucid, he had done exactly that.

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** One of the funniest parts of the sequence was right at the beginning, where Sim, trying to illustrate to Kvothe that his judgement is impaired, asks him to try and think of ''anything'' that would be a bad idea. After several moments of strained thought, Kvothe cautiously suggests "jumping off the roof". Which is utterly hilarious when you the earlier innocent where to impress Elodin, remember that he'd done exactly that while entirely lucid, lucid earlier in the story, when he had done exactly that.tried to impress Elodin.
27th Jun '16 6:53:54 AM disturbly
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** One of the funniest parts of the sequence was right at the beginning, where Sim, trying to illustrate to Kvothe that his judgement is impaired, asks him to try and think of ''anything'' that would be a bad idea. After several moments of strained thought, Kvothe cautiously suggests "jumping off the roof". Which is utterly hilarious when you the earlier innocent where to impress Elodin, while entirely lucid, he had done exactly that.
21st Jun '16 4:12:17 AM bobfrank
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* Mola diagnosing Kvothe with [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin "an acute case of jumping out of a window last night."]]



--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. [[WorthIt Money well spent]].

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--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. [[WorthIt Money well spent]].
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