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27th Jun '16 6:55:35 AM disturbly
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** One of the funniest parts of the sequence was right at the beginning, where Sim, trying to illustrate to Kvothe that his judgement is impaired, asks him to try and think of ''anything'' that would be a bad idea. After several moments of strained thought, Kvothe cautiously suggests "jumping off the roof". Which is utterly hilarious when you the earlier innocent where to impress Elodin, while entirely lucid, he had done exactly that.

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** One of the funniest parts of the sequence was right at the beginning, where Sim, trying to illustrate to Kvothe that his judgement is impaired, asks him to try and think of ''anything'' that would be a bad idea. After several moments of strained thought, Kvothe cautiously suggests "jumping off the roof". Which is utterly hilarious when you the earlier innocent where to impress Elodin, remember that he'd done exactly that while entirely lucid, lucid earlier in the story, when he had done exactly that.tried to impress Elodin.
27th Jun '16 6:53:54 AM disturbly
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** One of the funniest parts of the sequence was right at the beginning, where Sim, trying to illustrate to Kvothe that his judgement is impaired, asks him to try and think of ''anything'' that would be a bad idea. After several moments of strained thought, Kvothe cautiously suggests "jumping off the roof". Which is utterly hilarious when you the earlier innocent where to impress Elodin, while entirely lucid, he had done exactly that.
21st Jun '16 4:12:17 AM bobfrank
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* Mola diagnosing Kvothe with [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin "an acute case of jumping out of a window last night."]]



--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. [[WorthIt Money well spent]].

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--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. [[WorthIt Money well spent]].
2nd Nov '15 1:58:50 PM Dravencour
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--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. Money well spent.

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--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. [[WorthIt Money well spent.spent]].
18th Sep '15 2:02:09 PM NinjaLore
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* Kvothe, after barely escaping expulsion, points out that he deserves an academic promotion for successfully setting his professor on fire with a sophisticated spell.
4th May '15 10:57:10 AM Mantyf
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** Also, Simmon and Kvothe decide that, since the latter can't understand what's a good idea and what isn't, that the former should classify the bad ones on a scale from 1 to 10. When Kvothe talks about killing Ambrose, Simmon immediately classify it as a 10... Then lowers it to 8. Then to 7.
3rd May '15 12:08:46 PM Mantyf
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** An Adem tells Kvothe some of their rumors about outsiders, one being that they drink their own urine. Kvothe, completely serious, asks if it means they don't, leaving her completely shocked... Until he starts laughing.
* Also, Adem have a very relaxed view of sexuality. Kvothe discovers it first when he gets a bit too DistractedByTheSexy during his lessons and the teacher asks if them having sex would help. He's taken aback for a while.
25th Feb '15 8:51:04 AM Alxiz
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* Kvothe's spur-of-the-moment recreation of the poor Chronicler as a (rather badass-sounding, actually) mythic folk hero on an epic quest that will give local storytellers throughout the region material to create an entire ream of stories, much as they've done with Kvothe himself. Bast jumping in to help only makes it better.

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* Kvothe's spur-of-the-moment recreation of the poor Chronicler as a (rather badass-sounding, actually) mythic folk hero on an epic quest that will give local storytellers throughout the region material to create an entire ream of stories, much as they've done with Kvothe himself. Bast jumping in to help only makes it better.better.
* When Kvothe returns to the University after his adventures in Vintas, he goes through admissions without having to worry about tuition because of Alveron's credit. Not having to be on his best manners, his inner smartass goes wild.
--> '''Hemme:''' Well well... I heard you were dead
--> '''Kvothe:''' I heard you wore a red lace corset. But I don't believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.
--> '''Narration:''' Some shouting followed, and I was quickly brought up on charges of Improper Address of a Master. I was sentenced to compose a letter of apology and fined a single silver talent. Money well spent.
25th Feb '15 8:16:18 AM Alxiz
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* Kvothe's immediate reaction to the drug Ambose gave him.

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* Kvothe's immediate reaction to Kvothe under the drug Ambose gave him.effects of Ambose's plum bob.


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-->'''Sim:''' Do you know what would happen if you tried to knife Ambrose?
-->'''Kvothe:''' There’d be a trial, I suppose... and people would buy me drinks.
** Made better by the fact that [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Fela struggles to hide her laughter]] when Kvothe says it.


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25th Feb '15 7:28:31 AM Alxiz
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* Kvothe buys a horse and accidentally names him "One Sock" due to bad translation. Later, he discovers that the owner dyed one of the horses's legs to drive up the price. Needless to say, when Kvothe chooses the name, the owner is caught completely off guard and in retrospect, Kvothe is hilariously confused.
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