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--> '''Bast''':My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.

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--> '''Bast''':My '''Bast''': My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.
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* Carter and Sadie come face to face with the Rosetta Stone.
-->'''Carter''': The Rosetta Stone.
-->'''Sadie''': Isn't that a computer program?
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*** "Men Asking For Directions and Other Signs of the Apocalypse"
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* The graphic novel is worth a look just to see Bes and his "ugly outfit."
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* Like in PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians by the same author, the chapter titles often only [[ItMakesSenseInContext make sense in context]]. But they're nearly always hilarious out of it.

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* Like in PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' by the same author, the chapter titles often only [[ItMakesSenseInContext make sense in context]]. But they're nearly always hilarious out of it.
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* This one appeals to myth experts: Anubis threatens Sadie with the still-to-be-invented mouth closer ritual.
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** That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to DoctorWho...

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** That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to DoctorWho...Series/DoctorWho...
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* Ptah explaining how words can get him into trouble.
-->'''Ptah''': "Once, just for fun, I made up the word platypus and..." instantly a duck billed furry thing appeared on the floor scrabbling around in a panic "Oh dear, yes that's exactly what happened."
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* In the audiobook version, Carter's "I don't think I could've been more surprised if Bes had said 'By the way, you're leaning against a hydrogen bomb'" because the latter is said in Bes's voice.
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* How does Bast justify stealing a car?
--> '''Bast''':My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.
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*** "Major Delays at Waterloo Station (We Apologise for the Giant Baboon)"
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* "You got your ''head cut off?''" "I got better."
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** That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to DoctorWho...

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** That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to DoctorWho...DoctorWho...
** ''Clearly'' Sadie is a huge fan, because who else could she be channeling when she [[spoiler: tricks the goddess Neith into believing in a ''jelly baby'' conspiracy in a display of [[MotorMouth rapid fire]] stories half-remembered from a past encounter with her grandfather's veteran friend in the spur of a moment, while deviously scribbling down the glyph for a protection barrier as the sun slowly set towards their victory]]?
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*** How about "Camels Are Evil..." and "...But Not As Evil As Romans"
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-->''Felix'': [[spoiler: Yes! I found my path. I'm supposed to follow the god of ice!]]
-->''Carter'': [[spoiler: There's a god of ice? [[FridgeLogic Egypt is a desert. Who's the ice god?]]]]
-->''Felix'': [[spoiler: I have no idea!]]

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-->''Felix'': [[spoiler: -->'''Felix''': Yes! I found my path. [[spoiler: I'm supposed to follow the god of ice!]]
-->''Carter'': -->'''Carter''': [[spoiler: There's a god of ice? [[FridgeLogic Egypt is a desert. Who's the ice god?]]]]
-->''Felix'': [[spoiler: -->'''Felix''': I have no idea!]]idea!
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* 1 word: Penguins.

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* 1 One word: Penguins.



** [[spoiler: ''Felix:'' Yes! I found my path. I'm supposed to follow the god of ice!]]
** [[spoiler: ''Carter:'' There's a god of ice? Egypt is a desert. Who's the ice god?]]
** [[spoiler: ''Felix:'' I have no idea!]]

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** -->''Felix'': [[spoiler: ''Felix:'' Yes! I found my path. I'm supposed to follow the god of ice!]]
** -->''Carter'': [[spoiler: ''Carter:'' There's a god of ice? [[FridgeLogic Egypt is a desert. Who's the ice god?]]
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god?]]]]
-->''Felix'':
[[spoiler: ''Felix:'' I have no idea!]]
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* The interactions between [[spoiler: Drew and Sadie]] are this and awesome.

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* The interactions between [[spoiler: Drew [[TheHeroesOfOlympus Drew]] and Sadie]] are this and awesome.
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* Carter and Sadie squabbling over the mic, and the occasional mention of what's going on while they're recording. Doubly funny if you're listening to the audiobook version.
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* Like in PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians by the same author, the chapter titles often only make sense in context. But they're nearly always hilarious out of it.
** Highlights from ToF: "We tame a Seven-Thousand-Pound Hummingbird", "The Ice Cream Man Plots Our Death", "The Revenge of Bullwinkle the Moose God", and "We Visit the House of the Helpful Hippo".

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* Like in PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians by the same author, the chapter titles often only [[ItMakesSenseInContext make sense in context.context]]. But they're nearly always hilarious out of it.
** Highlights from ToF: [=ToF=]: "We tame a Seven-Thousand-Pound Hummingbird", "The Ice Cream Man Plots Our Death", "The Revenge of Bullwinkle the Moose God", and "We Visit the House of the Helpful Hippo".

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--> Last week she'd created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” until it smacked me in the head.

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--> Last week she'd created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” until it smacked me in the head.head.
**That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to DoctorWho...

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In General

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In !In General



From Red Pyramid:

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From !The Red Pyramid:Pyramid



From Throne Of Fire:

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From !The Throne Of Fire:Fire



From The Serpent's Shadow

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** Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming considering that the two have ''never met'' until this moment.

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** Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming considering that the two have ''never met'' until this moment.moment.
* Carter's narration about Sadie's attempts in crafting magical statues.
--> Last week she'd created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” until it smacked me in the head.
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--> Anubis: "Shut up, Father."

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--> Anubis: "Shut up, Father.""
** Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming considering that the two have ''never met'' until this moment.
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* The return of Hindenburg the camel. "If you're confused think how the criosphynx felt."

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* The return of Hindenburg the camel. "If you're confused think how the criosphynx felt."
* The chapter where Amos/Set is fighting with Sarah Jacobi. Sadie rushes in to help her uncle, only to be nearly killed by Jacobi, and then Walt/Anubis steps in and takes care of her. The words exchanged between Set and Anubis is just lulzy:
--> Set: "That's my boy!"
--> Anubis: "Shut up, Father.
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From Red Pyramid:
* "Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god stuck in my head!
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* "Sadie, please do not call the Destroyer of Souls 'poochiekins'."

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* "Sadie, please do not call the Destroyer of Souls 'poochiekins'."
* The return of Hindenburg the camel. "If you're confused think how the criosphynx felt.
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* Set's introduction in Throne of Fire. Apparently, he likes the name "Rockin' Red Reaper" better than "Evil Day".
* Shelby is hilarious in the third book.
* The interactions between [[spoiler: Drew and Sadie]] are this and awesome.

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* Set's introduction in Throne of Fire. Apparently, he likes the name "Rockin' Red Reaper" better than "Evil Day".
Day". Then again who wouldn't?
From The Serpent's Shadow
* Shelby is both adorable and hilarious in beating the third book.
enemy magicians on the butt with her wand and chanting 'Die, die'.
* The interactions between [[spoiler: Drew and Sadie]] are this and awesome.awesome.
* "Sadie, please do not call the Destroyer of Souls 'poochiekins'."
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** [[spoiler: ''Felix:'' Yes! I found my path. I'm supposed to follow the god of ice!]]
** [[spoiler: ''Carter:'' There's a god of ice? Egypt is a desert. Who's the ice god?]]
** [[spoiler: ''Felix:'' I have no idea!]]



* Set's introduction in Throne of Fire. Apparently, he likes the name "Rockin' Red Reaper" better than "Evil Day".

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* Set's introduction in Throne of Fire. Apparently, he likes the name "Rockin' Red Reaper" better than "Evil Day".Day".
* Shelby is hilarious in the third book.
* The interactions between [[spoiler: Drew and Sadie]] are this and awesome.
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** Highlights from ToF: "We tame a Seven-Thousand-Pound Hummingbird", "The Ice Cream Man Plots Our Death", "The Revenge of Bullwinkle the Moose God", and "We Visit the House of the Helpful Hippo".
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In General
* Like in PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians by the same author, the chapter titles often only make sense in context. But they're nearly always hilarious out of it.


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** Expanding on that, anything Felix does or says is funny to some degree.
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* Set's introduction in Throne of Fire. Apparently, he likes the name "Rockin' Red Reaper" better than "Evil Day".

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