History Funny / TheKaneChronicles

27th Jan '18 12:00:13 AM JMQwilleran
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* Thoth's other name, Djehuti. (Pronounced: Ja-hooty).

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* Thoth's other name, Djehuti. (Pronounced: Ja-hooty). Ja-hooty), and Sadie's hilarious cracks at it.
-->'''Sadie''': We had a deal, Ja-hooty!
-->'''Thoth''': You know, I ''like'' that name, but not so much when you say it.
26th Jan '18 11:57:39 PM JMQwilleran
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* Carter fights the Set Animal he dubbed Leeroy, and a little girl calls him chicken man.

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* Carter fights the Set Animal he dubbed Leeroy, and a little girl calls him chicken man. Furthermore, thanks to the power of suggestion, all of the mortals in the airport think that he's fighting a moose.
-->'''Girl''': Chicken Man, get the moose!
3rd Jan '18 5:32:13 PM nombretomado
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* The interactions between [[spoiler: [[TheHeroesOfOlympus Drew]] and Sadie]] are this and awesome.

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* The interactions between [[spoiler: [[TheHeroesOfOlympus [[Literature/TheHeroesOfOlympus Drew]] and Sadie]] are this and awesome.
3rd Jan '18 5:30:16 PM nombretomado
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** Becomes HilariousInHindsight, when Sadie calls Anubis "death boy". Will Solace calls Nico di Angelo this in [[TheHeroesOfOlympus "Blood of Olympus"]]. Guess that's one thing these two have in common, [[spoiler: especially coming from their love interest]].

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** Becomes HilariousInHindsight, when Sadie calls Anubis "death boy". Will Solace calls Nico di Angelo this in [[TheHeroesOfOlympus [[Literature/TheHeroesOfOlympus "Blood of Olympus"]]. Guess that's one thing these two have in common, [[spoiler: especially coming from their love interest]].
26th Dec '17 8:42:19 PM Shootthestar18
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* Sadie named her cat Muffins.



** Becomes HilariousInHindsight, when Sadie calls Anubis "death boy". Will Solace calls Nico this in "Blood of Olympus". Guess that's one thing these two have in common, [[spoiler: especially coming form their love interest]].

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** Becomes HilariousInHindsight, when Sadie calls Anubis "death boy". Will Solace calls Nico di Angelo this in [[TheHeroesOfOlympus "Blood of Olympus". Olympus"]]. Guess that's one thing these two have in common, [[spoiler: especially coming form from their love interest]].



** Since he was going to ask her three questions, he took her first answer as one on.

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** Since he was going to ask her three questions, he took her first answer as one on.on a technicality.



-->'''Sadie:''' He's horrible! Self-important, sarcastic, incredibly hot, insufferable-"

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-->'''Sadie:''' He's horrible! Self-important, sarcastic, incredibly hot, insufferable-"insufferable-



* "Sadie, please do not call the Destroyer of Souls 'poochiekins'."

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* "Sadie, please do not call the Destroyer of Souls 'poochiekins'.[[GiverOfLameNames 'poochiekins']]."



* Carter's narration about Sadie's attempts in crafting magical statues:
--> My sister had no talent for crafting magical statues. That didn't stop her from trying. She'd gotten this harebrained idea that she could create the perfect ''shabti'' to be her avatar, speak with her voice, and do all her chores like a remote-controlled robot. All her previous attempts had exploded or gone haywire, terrorizing Khufu and the initiates. Last week she'd created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” until it smacked me in the head.
** That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to ''Series/DoctorWho''...
** ''Clearly'' Sadie is a huge fan, because who else could she be channeling when she [[spoiler: tricks the goddess Neith into believing in a ''jelly baby'' conspiracy in a display of [[MotorMouth rapid fire]] stories half-remembered from a past encounter with her grandfather's veteran friend in the spur of a moment, while deviously scribbling down the glyph for a protection barrier as the sun slowly set towards their victory]]?



* Carter's narration about Sadie's attempts in crafting magical statues:
--> My sister had no talent for crafting magical statues. That didn't stop her from trying. She'd gotten this harebrained idea that she could create the perfect ''shabti'' to be her avatar, speak with her voice, and do all her chores like a remote-controlled robot. All her previous attempts had exploded or gone haywire, terrorizing Khufu and the initiates. Last week she'd created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” until it smacked me in the head.
** That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to ''Series/DoctorWho''...
** ''Clearly'' Sadie is a huge fan, because who else could she be channeling when she [[spoiler: tricks the goddess Neith into believing in a ''jelly baby'' conspiracy in a display of [[MotorMouth rapid fire]] stories half-remembered from a past encounter with her grandfather's veteran friend in the spur of a moment, while deviously scribbling down the glyph for a protection barrier as the sun slowly set towards their victory]]?
26th Dec '17 7:41:25 PM Shootthestar18
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* Desjardin's home is on "Pyramid Road", and Carter snarks that the magician probably couldn't find "Stupid Evil Magician's Stree".
** Bast words them that the house was probably enchanted with traps, and Carter imagines a spray can labeled, ''God-Away''.

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* Desjardin's home is on "Pyramid Road", and Carter snarks that the magician probably couldn't find "Stupid Evil Magician's Stree".Street".
** Bast words warns them that the house was probably enchanted with traps, and Carter imagines a spray can labeled, ''God-Away''.



** They run into the same problem with SHu.

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** They run into the same problem with SHu.Shu.



* Thot's other name, Djehuti. (Pronounced: Ja-hooty).

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* Thot's Thoth's other name, Djehuti. (Pronounced: Ja-hooty).



* Sadie forgetting how to speak around Anubis.
** Becomes HilariousInHindsight, when Sadie calls Anubis "death boy" Will Solace calls Nico this in "Blood of Olympus". Guess that's one thing these two have in common, [[spoiler: especially coming form their love interest]].

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* Sadie forgetting how to speak around Anubis.Bast warning the siblings that she wasn't particularly brave, and after Anubis (in jackal form) tackles her, she immediately flees the scene.
** Anubis reveals his human form, and when he tells them that he wasn't a dog, Sadie's first thought was that he was "delicious".
* Sadie getting tongue-tied around Anubis.
** Becomes HilariousInHindsight, when Sadie calls Anubis "death boy" boy". Will Solace calls Nico this in "Blood of Olympus". Guess that's one thing these two have in common, [[spoiler: especially coming form their love interest]].


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** Since he was going to ask her three questions, he took her first answer as one on.
26th Dec '17 7:35:11 PM Shootthestar18
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* Julius telling his children to zip-tie the professor's door. Sadie is all for it.



* Sadie meets Anubis back in the land of the dead, and thinks that he either just came back from a funeral, or "possibly a convention for really gorgeous undertakers."
* [[spoiler:Set]] taking Sadie's lists of his negative characteristics as a compliment.

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* Sadie meets Anubis back in the land Land of the dead, Dead, and thinks that he either just came back from a funeral, or "possibly a convention for really gorgeous undertakers."
* [[spoiler:Set]] taking Sadie's lists of his negative characteristics as a genuine compliment.



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26th Dec '17 7:32:17 PM Shootthestar18
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!The Red Pyramid
* "Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god stuck in my head!
* "You got your ''head cut off?''" "I got better."
* How does Bast justify stealing a car?
--> '''Bast:''' My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.
* The two siblings find out that Khufu only eats things that end with 'o'.
* This one appeals to myth experts: Anubis threatens Sadie with the still-to-be-invented mouth closer ritual.

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!The [[foldercontrol]]
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Red Pyramid
* "Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god stuck in my head!
* "You got your ''head cut off?''" "I got better."
* How does Bast justify stealing a car?
--> '''Bast:''' My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.
* The two siblings find out that Khufu only eats things that end with 'o'.
* This one appeals to myth experts: Anubis threatens Sadie with the still-to-be-invented mouth closer ritual.
Pyramid]]



* The two siblings find out that Khufu only eats things that end with 'o'.
** Sadie uses this to her advantage and gives the baboon Cheerios as a bribe.
* Doughboy. That's it.
* How does Bast justify stealing a car?
--> '''Bast:''' My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.
* Sadie's first encounter with Anubis has these thoughts rushing through her head.
-->'''Sadie:''' I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me?
* Zia showing the siblings the temporary tattoos they'd need to get on their tongues to make spell-casting easier. However, because her tongue is stuck-out to show them, she realizes how slurred her words become.
--> "Nith ith Natt" (This is Ma'at)
* During their training session, Carter writes the hieroglyph for bird, and his creation poops on his head.
** He then tries to summon a sword, but ends up with a butter knife.
-->'''Sadie:''' Terrifying.
** Sadie writes the word for fire, but ends up creating a huge column of it, and singing Zia's eyebrows off.
* During their duel, after summoning fire for the first time and nearly passing out, Carter asks if Sadie passed out if that meant he won by default.
* Basts' war cry, "''Mange des muffins!''" (Eat muffins)
* "Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god stuck in my head!
** "Wait! I cut ''your head off?''" (Carter) "I got better." [[spoiler:(Isis)]]
* Carter wonders what kind of goddess except for chewing gum would want Sadie as their host.
* Desjardin's home is on "Pyramid Road", and Carter snarks that the magician probably couldn't find "Stupid Evil Magician's Stree".
** Bast words them that the house was probably enchanted with traps, and Carter imagines a spray can labeled, ''God-Away''.
* Carter's obituary.
--> "''Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister's cat, Muffin.''"
** In his bird form, he momentarily gets distracted by a mouse he spies on the ground.
** Later on, the siblings find out Sadie can't transform out of her kite form, much to Carter's delight.
* Carter ordering Doughboy to help him find the ''Book of Thoth'', but ends up with a scroll that summons fruit bats.
* Sadie meeting Nut for the first time. Nut tells the girl she's well aware of [[UnfortunateNames all the jokes that her name can be used for]].
** They run into the same problem with SHu.
** Sadie tries to get Nut to tell her about her handsome doorman (Anubis), but the goddess sidesteps the question.
* Bast name being "Aunt Kitty".
* Carter fights the Set Animal he dubbed Leeroy, and a little girl calls him chicken man.
* Khufu challenging Carter to a game of basketball with his baboon friends. Long story short, Carter sucks at basketball, and Sadie comments that while she doesn't know a lot about the game, she's certain you ''don't'' slip on your shoes.
* Thoth realizing that he was in fact, [[CaptainObvious not in Memphis, Egypt]]. Khufu gives a look that says, "''Duh''".
* Thot's other name, Djehuti. (Pronounced: Ja-hooty).
* Sadie admitting to Thoth she has no idea what's going on, and Thoth believes her, stating that Isis would never admit to not knowing anything. Sadie has to mentally clamp a hand over the goddess' mouth.
* [[spoiler:Horus]] suggests they kill Thoth. Carter declines, leading to [[spoiler: Horus]] suggesting they kill the guitar instead.




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* Sadie forgetting how to speak around Anubis.
** Becomes HilariousInHindsight, when Sadie calls Anubis "death boy" Will Solace calls Nico this in "Blood of Olympus". Guess that's one thing these two have in common, [[spoiler: especially coming form their love interest]].
* Anubis giving the feather of Ma'at to Sadie and saying that she cannot lie while holding it. When he asks if she was ready, she immediately replies, "No".
* This one appeals to myth experts: Anubis threatens Sadie with the still-to-be-invented mouth closer ritual.
* Anubis teasing Sadie to catch him up on modern courtship rituals before vanishing.
-->'''Sadie:''' He's horrible! Self-important, sarcastic, incredibly hot, insufferable-"
* [[spoiler: Horus]] telling Carter to wish him a happy birthday.
-->'''Carter:''' Happy birthday! Now, shut up!
* Sekhmet chasing the group.
-->'''Carter:''' (''internal thoughts'') ''She's almost as annoying as you''.\\
'''[[spoiler: Horus]]''': Impossible. No one bests [[spoiler: Horus]].
** Also, Sekhmet's more gentle form? A cow.
* Sadie meets Anubis back in the land of the dead, and thinks that he either just came back from a funeral, or "possibly a convention for really gorgeous undertakers."
* [[spoiler:Set]] taking Sadie's lists of his negative characteristics as a compliment.
--> You're making me blush.
* Carter comments that Anubis' all black clothes looked like he had just mugged a priest.
* Ammit growls at Sadie and she responds in turn with a growl of her own. This silences the monster, and its left confused.
* [[spoiler: Carter's mom]] telling him how much he's changed, from shaving to dating girls. Carter gives a well placed, [[spoiler: AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents "Mom!"]].
* Carter confirming to Sadie that he saw Anubis as a guy and not with the head of a jackal. As he watches her skip off giddily, he sums it up to her just being strange.
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26th Nov '17 4:51:25 PM Shootthestar18
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* The two siblings find out that Khufu only eats things that end with 'o'.


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** Sadie even wonders when she first finds his name if he was the god of spit.
9th Aug '17 11:20:21 AM Sniccups
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* ''Anything'' involving this phrase: "The five elements are fire, air, earth, water, and cheese"
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