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9th Aug '17 11:20:21 AM Sniccups
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* ''Anything'' involving this phrase: "The five elements are fire, air, earth, water, and cheese"
27th Feb '17 8:59:38 PM AthenaBlue
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--> '''Bast''': My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.

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--> '''Bast''': '''Bast:''' My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.



-->'''Carter''': The Rosetta Stone.
-->'''Sadie''': Isn't that a computer program?

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-->'''Carter''': -->'''Carter:''' The Rosetta Stone.
-->'''Sadie''': -->'''Sadie:''' Isn't that a computer program?



-->'''Sadie''': And so your friends call you what... Shezzy? Bloodsiekins?
-->'''Shezmu''': I have no friends! But if I did they would call me Slaughterer of Souls, Fierce of Face! But I don't have any friends, so my name is not in danger! Ha ha ha!
-->[Later]
-->'''Shezmu''': GAAAAHHHH! How do they always know?
!The Throne Of Fire

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-->'''Sadie''': -->'''Sadie:''' And so your friends call you what... Shezzy? Bloodsiekins?
-->'''Shezmu''': -->'''Shezmu:''' I have no friends! But if I did they would call me Slaughterer of Souls, Fierce of Face! But I don't have any friends, so my name is not in danger! Ha ha ha!
-->[Later]
-->'''Shezmu''':
-->''[Later]''
-->'''Shezmu:'''
GAAAAHHHH! How do they always know?
know?

!The Throne Of of Fire






* Carter's narration about Sadie's attempts in crafting magical statues.
--> Last week she'd created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” until it smacked me in the head.
** That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to Series/DoctorWho...
** ''Clearly'' Sadie is a huge fan, because who else could she be channeling when she [[spoiler: tricks the goddess Neith into believing in a ''jelly baby'' conspiracy in a display of [[MotorMouth rapid fire]] stories half-remembered from a past encounter with her grandfather's veteran friend in the spur of a moment, while deviously scribbling down the glyph for a protection barrier as the sun slowly set towards their victory]]?

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* Carter's narration about Sadie's attempts in crafting magical statues.
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--> My sister had no talent for crafting magical statues. That didn't stop her from trying. She'd gotten this harebrained idea that she could create the perfect ''shabti'' to be her avatar, speak with her voice, and do all her chores like a remote-controlled robot. All her previous attempts had exploded or gone haywire, terrorizing Khufu and the initiates. Last week she'd created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” until it smacked me in the head.
** That one could not be a more obvious ShoutOut to Series/DoctorWho...
''Series/DoctorWho''...
** ''Clearly'' Sadie is a huge fan, because who else could she be channeling when she [[spoiler: tricks the goddess Neith into believing in a ''jelly baby'' conspiracy in a display of [[MotorMouth rapid fire]] stories half-remembered from a past encounter with her grandfather's veteran friend in the spur of a moment, while deviously scribbling down the glyph for a protection barrier as the sun slowly set towards their victory]]?victory]]?

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26th Dec '16 2:14:31 PM VigilantSycamore
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-->'''Shezmu''': I have no friends! But if I did they would call me Slaughterer of Souls, Fierce of Face! But I don't have any friends, so my name is not in danger
Ha ha ha!

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-->'''Shezmu''': I have no friends! But if I did they would call me Slaughterer of Souls, Fierce of Face! But I don't have any friends, so my name is not in danger
danger! Ha ha ha!
26th Dec '16 2:13:59 PM VigilantSycamore
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* Sadie getting Shezmu's secret name.
-->'''Sadie''': And so your friends call you what... Shezzy? Bloodsiekins?
-->'''Shezmu''': I have no friends! But if I did they would call me Slaughterer of Souls, Fierce of Face! But I don't have any friends, so my name is not in danger
Ha ha ha!
-->[Later]
-->'''Shezmu''': GAAAAHHHH! How do they always know?
16th Oct '16 1:17:12 PM JMQwilleran
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--> '''Bast''':My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.

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--> '''Bast''':My '''Bast''': My dear, I am a cat. Everything I see is mine.
25th Sep '16 7:20:16 PM JMQwilleran
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* Carter and Sadie come face to face with the Rosetta Stone.
-->'''Carter''': The Rosetta Stone.
-->'''Sadie''': Isn't that a computer program?
23rd Nov '15 11:15:32 AM roxana
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*** "Men Asking For Directions and Other Signs of the Apocalypse"
1st Nov '15 12:16:49 AM JMQwilleran
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* The graphic novel is worth a look just to see Bes and his "ugly outfit."
9th Oct '15 2:36:08 PM nombretomado
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* Like in PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians by the same author, the chapter titles often only [[ItMakesSenseInContext make sense in context]]. But they're nearly always hilarious out of it.

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* Like in PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' by the same author, the chapter titles often only [[ItMakesSenseInContext make sense in context]]. But they're nearly always hilarious out of it.
13th Sep '15 7:33:59 AM shokoshu
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* This one appeals to myth experts: Anubis threatens Sadie with the still-to-be-invented mouth closer ritual.
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