History Funny / TheGoonies

23rd May '17 3:30:27 PM NekoHybrid
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* When the boys arrive at the Lighthouse Restaurant, feigning being customers. They simply ask for water, but Mouth takes it over the top asking for more as the others tell him to shut up. Mama Fratelli simply grabs him around his cheeks, saying they "only serve tongue".
30th Apr '17 1:56:29 AM mlsmithca
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* Chunk is the source of many of the films great funny moments.
** Chunk spilling Pepsi on himself.
-->'''Chunk''': Aww, shit!

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* Chunk is the source of many of the films film's great funny moments.
** Chunk spilling Pepsi strawberry milkshake on himself.
-->'''Chunk''':
himself after pressing the cup against the window while watching the police chase.
--->'''Chunk''':
Aww, shit!



-->'''Chunk''': Okay Brand, Music/MichaelJackson ''didn't'' come over to my house to use the bathroom. But [[Music/JanetJackson his sister]] did!

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-->'''Chunk''': --->'''Chunk''': Okay Brand, Music/MichaelJackson ''didn't'' come over to my house to use the bathroom. But [[Music/JanetJackson his sister]] did!



-->'''Chunk''': [[{{Irony}} I'll bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh?]]

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-->'''Chunk''': --->'''Chunk''': [[{{Irony}} I'll bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh?]]



-->'''Chunk''': Look, how's that? How's that?\\

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-->'''Chunk''': --->'''Chunk''': Look, how's that? How's that?\\



-->'''Mrs. Walsh''': What is that?\\

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-->'''Mrs.--->'''Mrs. Walsh''': What is that?\\



** And let us not forget the entire confession scene where Chunk spills his guts to the Fratellis?
*** Jake enjoys listening to them, especially the fake(?) puke story.

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** And let us not forget the The entire confession scene where Chunk spills his guts to the Fratellis?
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Fratellis. Jake enjoys listening to them, especially the fake(?) puke story.



-->'''Chunk:''' Pizza...\\

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-->'''Chunk:''' --->'''Chunk:''' Pizza...\\



-->'''Chunk:''' Come on, let me out! ''(looks back, laughing nervously)'' Hi sir, my name is Lawrence. Sometimes people call me Chunk.\\

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-->'''Chunk:''' --->'''Chunk:''' Come on, let me out! ''(looks back, laughing nervously)'' Hi sir, my name is Lawrence. Sometimes people call me Chunk.\\



** When the Fartellis found the doubloon.
-->'''Chunk:''' I told you so. ''(they look down to see Chunk eating Jake's ice cream)'' See you guys, you never believed me. I said there was gonna be buried-- ''(Jake snatches the ice cream from him)''\\

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** When the Fartellis Fratellis found the doubloon.
-->'''Chunk:''' --->'''Chunk:''' I told you so. ''(they look down to see Chunk eating Jake's ice cream)'' See you guys, you never believed me. I said there was gonna be buried-- ''(Jake snatches the ice cream from him)''\\



-->'''Jake''': ''(flinched)'' Ooh!\\

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-->'''Jake''': ''(flinched)'' ''(flinches)'' Ooh!\\



'''Mouth:''' (''to Rosalita, in Spanish'') The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.\\
'''Rosalita:''' (Stares after him with a bewildered look on her face)\\

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'''Mouth:''' (''to ''[to Rosalita, in Spanish'') Spanish]'' The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.\\
'''Rosalita:''' (Stares ''[Stares after him with a bewildered look on her face)\\face]''\\



'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.\\
'''Rosalita:''' (Stares at the open attic door until Mouth touches her shoulder, startling her)\\

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'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') ''[in Spanish]'' Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.\\
'''Rosalita:''' (Stares ''[Stares at the open attic door until Mouth touches her shoulder, startling her)\\her]''\\



'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches, for two weeks without food and water.\\

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'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') ''[in Spanish]'' If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches, for two weeks without food and water.\\



'''Rosalita:''' (in Spanish while looking around, frightened) My God, I'm in a crazy house!

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'''Rosalita:''' (in ''[in Spanish while looking around, frightened) frightened]'' My God, I'm in a crazy house!



** Jeff Cohen and Martha Plympton both like engaging in SelfDeprecation, pointing out the cornier scenes or instances of SpecialEffectFailure.

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** Jeff Cohen and Martha Plympton Plimpton both like engaging in SelfDeprecation, pointing out the cornier scenes or instances of SpecialEffectFailure.
30th Oct '16 7:14:32 AM jkrfan7
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** Chunk glues the penis on the statue upside down. It's even funnier when Data completely loses it and falls off-camera laughing after Brand's line. Also, how Mikey had first said that was their mom's "favorite piece"...

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** Chunk glues the penis on the statue upside down. It's even funnier when Data completely loses it and falls off-camera laughing after Brand's line. Also, how Mikey had first said that was their mom's "favorite piece"... followed by Mouth quipping "You wouldn't be here if it wasn't."


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''(Sloth turns to Chunk, revealing his deformed face)''\\
2nd Aug '16 1:55:00 AM TitoMosquito
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* From a deleted scene:

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* From a the deleted scene:scene of the store:



'''Brand:''' Get out here!

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'''Brand:''' ''(pushes Mouth)'' Get out of here!



'''Mouth:''' Well, same difference! I mean, [[FridgeBrilliance he played Kennedy once]]!\\

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'''Mouth:''' Well, same difference! I mean, [[FridgeBrilliance [[LameComeback he played Kennedy once]]!\\
27th Feb '16 2:14:10 AM TitoMosquito
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** When the Fartellis found the doubloon.
-->'''Chunk:''' I told you so. ''(they look down to see Chunk eating Jake's ice cream)'' See you guys, you never believed me. I said there was gonna be buried-- ''(Jake snatches the ice cream from him)''\\
''(Chunk still has the spoon, Jake grabs it too. Chunk starts crying.)''
26th Jan '16 11:52:10 PM JakesBrain
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-->'''Brand''': My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
-->'''Perkins''': Is your mommy here?
-->'''Brand''' No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

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-->'''Brand''': My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
-->'''Perkins''':
Perkins.\\
'''Perkins''':
Is your mommy here?
-->'''Brand'''
here?\\
'''Brand'''
No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.



--> '''Jake:''' ''(checking the wallet)'' Looks like they picked him clean, Ma.
--> '''Mother Fratelli:''' Sure, right before they ate him.
--> '''Francis:''' Stupid.

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--> '''Jake:''' -->'''Jake:''' ''(checking the wallet)'' Looks like they picked him clean, Ma.
-->
Ma.\\
'''Mother Fratelli:''' Sure, right before they ate him.
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''ate'' him.\\
'''Francis:''' Stupid.



'''Ma Fratelli:''' Oh... my... god!\\

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'''Ma Fratelli:''' Oh... my... god!\\Oh. My. ''God.''\\



-->'''Jake:''' Remember, we were gonna get your teeth fixed. But we spend the money on Francis' toupee!\\
'''Francis:''' [[BlatantLies I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!!]]

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-->'''Jake:''' Remember, we were gonna get your teeth fixed. But fixed, but we spend spent the money on Francis' toupee!\\
toupee--\\
'''Francis:''' [[BlatantLies ''[[BlatantLies I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!!]]HAIRPIECE!!]]''



-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Pants and shirts are in the second. Just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Forget the suitcases. Clark, can you translate all of that?
-->'''Mouth:''' Why certainly, Mrs. Walsh.
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' That's wonderful.
-->'''Mouth:''' (''to Rosalita, in Spanish'') The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.
-->'''Rosalita:''' {Stares after him with a bewildered look on her face)
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Now Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. That's why it's always open.
-->'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.
-->'''Rosalita:''' (Stares at the open attic door until Mouth touches her shoulder, startling her)
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need: brooms, dustpans, insect spray. I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
-->'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches, for two weeks without food and water.
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Okay, Rosie? Okay? You're going to be very happy here. Come on, Clark, we've got much more to do. You're so fluent in languages!
-->'''Rosalita:''' (in Spanish while looking around, frightened) My God, I'm in a crazy house!

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-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Pants and shirts are in the second. Just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Forget the suitcases. Clark, can you translate all of that?
-->'''Mouth:'''
that?\\
'''Mouth:'''
Why certainly, Mrs. Walsh.
-->'''Mrs.
Walsh.\\
'''Mrs.
Walsh:''' That's wonderful.
-->'''Mouth:'''
wonderful.\\
'''Mouth:'''
(''to Rosalita, in Spanish'') The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.
-->'''Rosalita:''' {Stares
drugs.\\
'''Rosalita:''' (Stares
after him with a bewildered look on her face)
-->'''Mrs.
face)\\
'''Mrs.
Walsh:''' Now Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. That's why it's always open.
-->'''Mouth:'''
open.\\
'''Mouth:'''
(''in Spanish'') Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.
-->'''Rosalita:'''
devices.\\
'''Rosalita:'''
(Stares at the open attic door until Mouth touches her shoulder, startling her)
-->'''Mrs.
her)\\
'''Mrs.
Walsh:''' This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need: brooms, dustpans, insect spray. I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
-->'''Mouth:'''
translate?\\\
'''Mouth:'''
(''in Spanish'') If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches, for two weeks without food and water.
-->'''Mrs.
water.\\
'''Mrs.
Walsh:''' Okay, Rosie? Okay? You're going to be very happy here. Come on, Clark, we've got much more to do. You're so fluent in languages!
-->'''Rosalita:'''
languages!\\
'''Rosalita:'''
(in Spanish while looking around, frightened) My God, I'm in a crazy house!



-->'''Stef''': You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
-->'''Mouth''': Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.

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-->'''Stef''': You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
-->'''Mouth''': Yeah
up.\\
'''Mouth''': Yeah,
and you your looks are kind of pretty. When pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up.
13th Jan '16 10:13:55 PM Sabrewing
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* Sean Astin's runaway success since ''Lord of the Rings'' is frequently poked at.

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* ** Sean Astin's runaway success since ''Lord of the Rings'' is frequently poked at.
13th Jan '16 10:13:14 PM Sabrewing
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* The cast commentary is full of hilarious moments.
** Jeff Cohen and Martha Plympton both like engaging in SelfDeprecation, pointing out the cornier scenes or instances of SpecialEffectFailure.
** Kerri Green admits that she got teased often for Andy's hysterical cries of "Don't I have a beautiful body!?".
** Josh Brolin mentions that "reading a [Constantin] Stanislavski book" was involved in the mental debate over [[SeriousBusiness whether Brand should retain wearing a headband as a trait of his character]].
* Sean Astin's runaway success since ''Lord of the Rings'' is frequently poked at.
19th Jul '15 3:10:03 AM TitoMosquito
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** "''Captain'' Chunk!"
10th Jul '15 4:06:56 AM TitoMosquito
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** Chunk spilling his Pepsi on himself.

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** Chunk spilling his Pepsi on himself.
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