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2nd Aug '16 1:55:00 AM TitoMosquito
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* From a deleted scene:

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* From a the deleted scene:scene of the store:



'''Brand:''' Get out here!

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'''Brand:''' ''(pushes Mouth)'' Get out of here!



'''Mouth:''' Well, same difference! I mean, [[FridgeBrilliance he played Kennedy once]]!\\

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'''Mouth:''' Well, same difference! I mean, [[FridgeBrilliance [[LameComeback he played Kennedy once]]!\\
27th Feb '16 2:14:10 AM TitoMosquito
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** When the Fartellis found the doubloon.
-->'''Chunk:''' I told you so. ''(they look down to see Chunk eating Jake's ice cream)'' See you guys, you never believed me. I said there was gonna be buried-- ''(Jake snatches the ice cream from him)''\\
''(Chunk still has the spoon, Jake grabs it too. Chunk starts crying.)''
26th Jan '16 11:52:10 PM JakesBrain
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-->'''Brand''': My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
-->'''Perkins''': Is your mommy here?
-->'''Brand''' No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

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-->'''Brand''': My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
-->'''Perkins''':
Perkins.\\
'''Perkins''':
Is your mommy here?
-->'''Brand'''
here?\\
'''Brand'''
No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.



--> '''Jake:''' ''(checking the wallet)'' Looks like they picked him clean, Ma.
--> '''Mother Fratelli:''' Sure, right before they ate him.
--> '''Francis:''' Stupid.

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--> '''Jake:''' -->'''Jake:''' ''(checking the wallet)'' Looks like they picked him clean, Ma.
-->
Ma.\\
'''Mother Fratelli:''' Sure, right before they ate him.
-->
''ate'' him.\\
'''Francis:''' Stupid.



'''Ma Fratelli:''' Oh... my... god!\\

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'''Ma Fratelli:''' Oh... my... god!\\Oh. My. ''God.''\\



-->'''Jake:''' Remember, we were gonna get your teeth fixed. But we spend the money on Francis' toupee!\\
'''Francis:''' [[BlatantLies I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!!]]

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-->'''Jake:''' Remember, we were gonna get your teeth fixed. But fixed, but we spend spent the money on Francis' toupee!\\
toupee--\\
'''Francis:''' [[BlatantLies ''[[BlatantLies I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!!]]HAIRPIECE!!]]''



-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Pants and shirts are in the second. Just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Forget the suitcases. Clark, can you translate all of that?
-->'''Mouth:''' Why certainly, Mrs. Walsh.
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' That's wonderful.
-->'''Mouth:''' (''to Rosalita, in Spanish'') The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.
-->'''Rosalita:''' {Stares after him with a bewildered look on her face)
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Now Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. That's why it's always open.
-->'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.
-->'''Rosalita:''' (Stares at the open attic door until Mouth touches her shoulder, startling her)
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need: brooms, dustpans, insect spray. I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
-->'''Mouth:''' (''in Spanish'') If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches, for two weeks without food and water.
-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Okay, Rosie? Okay? You're going to be very happy here. Come on, Clark, we've got much more to do. You're so fluent in languages!
-->'''Rosalita:''' (in Spanish while looking around, frightened) My God, I'm in a crazy house!

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-->'''Mrs. Walsh:''' Pants and shirts are in the second. Just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Forget the suitcases. Clark, can you translate all of that?
-->'''Mouth:'''
that?\\
'''Mouth:'''
Why certainly, Mrs. Walsh.
-->'''Mrs.
Walsh.\\
'''Mrs.
Walsh:''' That's wonderful.
-->'''Mouth:'''
wonderful.\\
'''Mouth:'''
(''to Rosalita, in Spanish'') The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed in the second. The heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs.
-->'''Rosalita:''' {Stares
drugs.\\
'''Rosalita:''' (Stares
after him with a bewildered look on her face)
-->'''Mrs.
face)\\
'''Mrs.
Walsh:''' Now Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. That's why it's always open.
-->'''Mouth:'''
open.\\
'''Mouth:'''
(''in Spanish'') Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.
-->'''Rosalita:'''
devices.\\
'''Rosalita:'''
(Stares at the open attic door until Mouth touches her shoulder, startling her)
-->'''Mrs.
her)\\
'''Mrs.
Walsh:''' This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need: brooms, dustpans, insect spray. I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
-->'''Mouth:'''
translate?\\\
'''Mouth:'''
(''in Spanish'') If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches, for two weeks without food and water.
-->'''Mrs.
water.\\
'''Mrs.
Walsh:''' Okay, Rosie? Okay? You're going to be very happy here. Come on, Clark, we've got much more to do. You're so fluent in languages!
-->'''Rosalita:'''
languages!\\
'''Rosalita:'''
(in Spanish while looking around, frightened) My God, I'm in a crazy house!



-->'''Stef''': You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
-->'''Mouth''': Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.

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-->'''Stef''': You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
-->'''Mouth''': Yeah
up.\\
'''Mouth''': Yeah,
and you your looks are kind of pretty. When pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up.
13th Jan '16 10:13:55 PM Sabrewing
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* Sean Astin's runaway success since ''Lord of the Rings'' is frequently poked at.

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* ** Sean Astin's runaway success since ''Lord of the Rings'' is frequently poked at.
13th Jan '16 10:13:14 PM Sabrewing
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* The cast commentary is full of hilarious moments.
** Jeff Cohen and Martha Plympton both like engaging in SelfDeprecation, pointing out the cornier scenes or instances of SpecialEffectFailure.
** Kerri Green admits that she got teased often for Andy's hysterical cries of "Don't I have a beautiful body!?".
** Josh Brolin mentions that "reading a [Constantin] Stanislavski book" was involved in the mental debate over [[SeriousBusiness whether Brand should retain wearing a headband as a trait of his character]].
* Sean Astin's runaway success since ''Lord of the Rings'' is frequently poked at.
19th Jul '15 3:10:03 AM TitoMosquito
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** "''Captain'' Chunk!"
10th Jul '15 4:06:56 AM TitoMosquito
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** Chunk spilling his Pepsi on himself.

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** Chunk spilling his Pepsi on himself.
25th May '15 9:29:06 PM Usagi1992
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** Chunk glues the penis on the statue upside down. It's even funnier when Mikey completely loses it and falls off-camera laughing after Brand's line. Also, how he had first said that was their mom's "favorite piece"...

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** Chunk glues the penis on the statue upside down. It's even funnier when Mikey Data completely loses it and falls off-camera laughing after Brand's line. Also, how he Mikey had first said that was their mom's "favorite piece"...



'''Brand''': If God made us do it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!\\

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'''Brand''': You dork! If God made us do it that way, you'd we'd all be pissing in your our faces!\\
31st Mar '15 1:43:14 AM TitoMosquito
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'''Mouth, Data, and Chunk:''' Tonight is kinda special!\\

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'''Mouth, Data, and Chunk:''' Tonight is kinda special!\\special! ♪\\
26th Feb '15 3:33:45 AM Ingonyama
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** And let us not forget the entire confession scene where Chunk spills his guts to the Fratellis?
* When Mr. Perkins shows up to serve the developer's papers.
-->'''Brand''': My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
-->'''Perkins''': Is your mommy here?
-->'''Brand''' No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

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** And let us not forget the entire confession scene where Chunk spills his guts to the Fratellis?
* When Mr. Perkins shows up to serve the developer's papers.
-->'''Brand''': My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
-->'''Perkins''': Is your mommy here?
-->'''Brand''' No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
Fratellis?


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* When Mr. Perkins shows up to serve the developer's papers.
-->'''Brand''': My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
-->'''Perkins''': Is your mommy here?
-->'''Brand''' No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
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