History Funny / TheGoldenChild

** his WTF expression nothing, Numpsa's entire blank stare at Jarrell. As Jarrell's explaining, you can almost see the gears in his demonic skull processing the fact that he DidntThinkThisThrough, aided by the fact that he has to resort to intimidation after ([[NoSell which doesn't work either]]), means he had no real backup plan for this, and Jarrell has him embarrassingly dead to rights and has to back off for now.

* The scene at the airport where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50HHf9f_SQ Numspa attempts to have Jarrell arrested]]. Doubles as a Moment of Awesome as Jarrell foils the attempt by pointing out that if he's arrested, the Ajanti Dagger will end up in an evidence locker until after the trial, anywhere from a month to a year; Numspa has a limited window to kill the Child and Jarrell ''knows'' it.

** Adding to that immediately after is Numspa's complete WTF expression at that kiss on the cheek, to the point it makes one wonder if Creator/CharlesDance (playing Numspa) had any idea what was about to happen before they started filming.

** He apparently didn't notice the bird was sent by the "little Hare-Krishna midget".

* After he saw an image of the Golden Child out his window, in which he sends his bird to watch over the Chosen One (who didn't noticed the bird came from him):

--> "Butt Pie"....that's the sequel to a book written called "Butt Cake"....very popular on the newsstands.... was a butt with cake all over it. ''(The man puts the magazine down and leaves in a hurry. Chandler looks at the mag and calls after him)'' " Chunky Asses"?

* The scene at the airport where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50HHf9f_SQ Numspa attempts to have Jarrell arrested]]. Doubles as a Moment of Awesome as Jarrell foils the attempt by pointing out that if he's arrested, the Ajanti Dagger will end up in an evidence locker until after the trial, anywhere from a month to a year - more than enough time to turn his quest into even more of a mockery than it already is.
--> '''Jarrell''': *speaks in a goofy accent* My brother has forgiven me! (kisses cheek)

* After he saw an image of the Golden Child out his window (in which he sends his familiar to watch over the Chosen One, who wasn't aware of the latter):

* Jarrell makes a [[HellIsThatNoise scary noise]] upon entering the maze.

-->'''Jarrell''': (walks into room to kill Numspa, grins, raises knife) ''My dear, sweet brother Numsie!''\\
'''Sardo Numspa''': (transforms into demon)\\
'''Jarrell''': (makes OhCrap face) ''I can see you're busy right now. I'll come back some other time.'' ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs awaaaay]])
* The Old Man knows Jarrell all to well.

-->'''Jarrell''': (walks into room to kill Numspaa, grins, raises knife) ''My dear, sweet brother Numsie!''\\
'''Sardo Numspaa''': (transforms into demon)\\

* The scene at the airport where Numspa attempts to have Jarrell arrested. Say what you like about the rest of the movie but that bit is damn funny.
--> '''Jarrell''': *speaks in a goofy accent* My brother has forgiven me!

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