History Funny / TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir

** How does Uncle Phil finally put an end to Will's rebellious streak and prevent his kids from doing the same? By telling him that as long as he keeps the street clothes, messy haircut and beeper, [[GuiltByAssociationGag Hilary, Carlton and Ashley are all grounded]]. [[EtTuBrute Aunt Viv approves]]. The Banks children immediately turn on Will.

'''Will:''' Girl, that swimsuit looks like a piece of "Good God!" wrapped up in some "Have Mercy!" with a side of ''"UMMPHH!"''

** Will has an ImagineSpot of himself still living with his mom as an old man.

'''Representative:''' No.
** "We frown on that at Princeton!"

** After Frank follows his fiancée upstairs, the black cabbie asks the family where the "little lady they promised him" is. Uncle Phil just exasperatedly hands him his tip, saying "Here's 5 dollars. You'll find your own."

** Phil meets a prospective boyfriend of Ashley's and scares him off. Also counts as an [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments Awesome Moment]] as the kid is clearly a bad influece

** Phil meets a prospective boyfriend of Ashley's and scares him off.
--->'''Guy:''' ''[after Phil writes something on a piece of paper and hands it to him]'' What's this thing?\\

** The premise of this episode: Will gets a part-time job as a waiter at a pirate-themed restaurant to pay for prom night himself instead of relying on his uncle's money, but Uncle Phil does not believe him.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h84EofvYWkQ Will and Carlton's renovating montage]], with "It Takes Two" by Marvin Gaye and Kim Weston as the BGM, features quite a number of hilarious hijinks and ends with Will getting so pissed off at Carlton eating an apple while ordering him around that Will decides to nail Carlton to the wall by his clothes and shove the half-eaten apple into his mouth.

** Will and Jazz enters the living room, where Hilary is flirting with her boyfriend Eric.

** The intercom is then switched to Ashley's room, where she's talking with her friends about losing her virginity to her boyfriend Derek (played by [[Series/FamilyMatters Jaleel White]]). After Ashley's discussion ends, both Will and Carlton scream in each other's direction... before regaining their breath and [[BreakingTheFourthWall screaming as they face the viewers and the studio audience]].

'''Carlton:''' [[{{Beat}} …]] (''ScreamsLikeALittleGirl'')

---> '''Tiny''': [a huge musclebound ScaryBlackMan] Hey, wait a minute-

---> '''Tiny''': Yes, ma'am... [sits back down]

** Aunt Viv going down to Compton in person to drag Carlton and Will home, and her reaction when she finds out Carlton was planning on going with Jazz and his hood friends to Macarthur Park later that night (a very dangerous and crime-ridden part of Los Angeles in the 90's, especially after dark).
---> '''Vivian''': Carlton, you are not going to Macarthur Park tonight! In fact, NONE of you are going to Macarthur Park tonight! *indicates everyone else in the gang as well*
---> '''Tiny''': *a huge musclebound ScaryBlackMan* Hey, wait a minute-

---> '''Tiny''': Yes, ma'am... *sits back down*

** Wil's interference also catches the attention of the bouncer, who frog marches him to the door. Jazz simply rubs his head and says "I'm getting a feeling of deja-vu!" Cue Will being thrown out of the club screaming.

** Will has to face his new girlfriend's OverprotectiveDad (played by Creator/JohnWitherspoon), who decides to teach Will a lesson by taking him along for a ride... on his airplane. Then the plane's engine fails and both of them end up falling into a forest.

** Once they get sent home, they tell Phil the whole story: they'd been stripping for cash[[note]]'''Uncle Phil:''' That would be indecent exposure.[[/note]] to make back the money they lost from a bad stock tip.[[note]]'''Uncle Phil:''' Federal offense. Go on.[[/note]] They break down and tell him that they also pawned the bracelet[[note]]'''Uncle Phil:''' Grand larceny. Impressive![[/note]] in order to get the money for the stock in the first place... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and they never bothered to get the clasp fixed]]. Hearing all this, Phil begins to laugh, with Will joking that instead of punishing the two of them, he ought to [[HonestyIsTheBestPolicy reward them for their honesty]], because "Hey... It worked for [[Series/LeaveItToBeaver the Beav]]!" At this point, the three of them are [[ContagiousLaughter laughing hysterically]] together, when {{suddenly|Shouting}} Phil [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llbzDoMF5BY snaps]]: "'''''[[SubvertedTrope DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY]] [[HaHaHaNo NAMED WARD?!]]'''''"

'''Will''': Catch me. ''[thuds]''

--->'''Will''': Uncle Phil, ''WE ARE NOT STOPPING FOR NO'' '''''BURGER!'''''

--->'''Phil''': You know, this fat-free cake isn’t bad, Geoffrey. \\

'''Geoffrey''': Sir, that’s a '''[[ExtremeOmnivore SPONGE]]!'''\\

'''Geoffrey''': Sir, that’s a '''[ExtremeOmnivore SPONGE]]!'''\\

* As Will and Phil are on their way to the hospital:
--->'''Phillip'''(weakly): Could you do me a favor, Will?
--->'''Will''': Uncle Phil, ''WE ARE NOT STOPPING FOR NO'' '''BURGER!'''

** When Geoffrey announces Aunt Janice's fiancé, "Mr. Frank Schafer", a black guy carrying luggage appears. The Banks family, mistaking him to be Frank, immediately welcomes him, and Carlton asks him to wait for his "little woman."
** Everyone's reaction when Aunt Janice ran up to kiss her husband-to-be, Frank, who turns out to be white. There's the implication that Geoffrey was the first to learn that Janice's fiancé is white, and trolls the family by announcing him knowing that the cabbie was right behind him.
** After Frank finally shows up, the black cabbie asks the family where the "little lady they promised him" is. Uncle Phil just exasperatedly hands him a tip, saying "Here's 5 dollars. You'll find your own."

** After Frank finally shows up, the black cabbie asks the family where the "little lady they promised him" is. Uncle Phil just exasperatedly hands him 5 bucks, saying "Here's 5 dollars. You'll find your own."

** When a black guy shows up after Geoffrey announces Aunt Janice's fiancé, "Mr. Frank Schafer", a black guy carrying luggage appears. The Banks family, mistaking him to be Frank, immediately welcomes him, and Carlton asks him to wait for his "little woman."

** At Ashley's insistence, the Banks family go to have dinner at the restaurant where Will works at. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79yCHBbt_FA The restaurant scene]] can be summed up as Will trying to be passive-aggressive to Uncle Phil, who does not recognize him as he's in a pirate costume, as much as possible, while Aunt Viv and Ashley try to vouch for him.

* All the times that Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house are guaranteed to bring some laughs. Highlights include the one time he threw Jazz inside the house when they were already outside (in the episode "Cased Up"), and the time when Jazz got his revenge by throwing '''Uncle Phil''' out of the house during Will's dream ("Hex and the Single Guy"). This is the page image.