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* This Troper was going to fight a Dragon Priest whom had formerly been too strong, but when he fast travelled there his horse started attacking the priest, killing him because he did not fight back

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* This Troper was going to fight a Dragon Priest whom had formerly been too strong, but when he fast travelled there his horse started attacking the priest, killing him because he did not fight back
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*This Troper was going to fight a Dragon Priest whom had formerly been too strong, but when he fast travelled there his horse started attacking the priest, killing him because he did not fight back
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* Giants can [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Oso_mmhvm-Y knock]] the player a good 5,000 feet into the air. Other characters, too. Nothing like standing at a safe distance to watch a bunch of idiot bandits disappearing, one by one, into the clouds...

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* Giants can [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Oso_mmhvm-Y knock]] the player a good 5,000 feet into the air. Other characters, too. Nothing like standing [[PassThePopcorn at a safe distance distance]] to watch a bunch of idiot bandits disappearing, one by one, into the clouds...
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** Really, anything you can do with Fus Ro Dah [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dfhp0e5jDY&feature=related is hilarious]]. (Warning: Lydia abuse).

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** Really, anything you can do with Fus Ro Dah [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dfhp0e5jDY&feature=related com/watch?v=bnNcyY6zQYw is hilarious]]. (Warning: Lydia abuse).
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** Really, anything you can do with Fus Ro Dah [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dfhp0e5jDY&feature=related is hilarious]]. (Warning: Lydia abuse).
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* During the quest where the player has to track down Esbern [[spoiler: to his hideout in Riften's sewers]]. After the player finds him and convinces him that they are a friend of a friend, he unlocks the door he was speaking behind. It takes about [[OverlyLongGag ten different locks]] before the door opens, and after looking inside the player can see each one (and about three or four sturdy chains keeping the door shut).

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* [[spoiler: Sanguine's]] quest. It starts off with a drinking contest. Next thing you know, you wake up in a temple on the other side of the map having trashed the place while ranting about marriage and a goat. You must retrace your steps from there, likely causing more mayhem along the way. This troper ended up getting caught in a (technically unrelated) prison break and city riot; while not part of [[spoiler: Sanguine's]] quest, I wouldn't have ended up in that city other wise, so it played out as if it were part of the ride.

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* [[spoiler: Sanguine's]] quest. It starts off with a drinking contest. Next thing you know, you wake up in a temple on the other side of the map having trashed the place while ranting about marriage and a goat. You must retrace your steps from there, likely causing more mayhem along the way. This troper ended up getting caught in a (technically unrelated) prison break and city riot; while not part of [[spoiler: Sanguine's]] quest, I wouldn't have ended up in that city other wise, so it played out as if it were part of the ride. ride.
** This troper started partway through and decided he didn't want to do the quest, only to walk home and have my wife angry about loaning me a wedding ring on credit and giving me directions to where I was supposed to be getting married and this is all part of the quest.
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* Giants can [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Oso_mmhvm-Y knock]] the player a good 5,000 feet into the air.

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* Giants can [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Oso_mmhvm-Y knock]] the player a good 5,000 feet into the air. Other characters, too. Nothing like standing at a safe distance to watch a bunch of idiot bandits disappearing, one by one, into the clouds...
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* [[spoiler: Sanguine's]] quest. It starts off with a drinking contest. Next thing you know, you wake up in a temple on the other side of the map having trashed the place while ranting about marriage and a goat. You must retrace your steps from there, likely causing more mayhem along the way. This troper ended up getting caught in a (technically unrelated) prison break and city riot; while not part of [[spoiler: Sanguine's]] quest, I wouldn't have ended up in that city other wise, so it played out as if it were part of the ride.

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** Somebody decided to make a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50u0zUeCmU rap about Skyrim]].

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** Somebody decided to make a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50u0zUeCmU rap about Skyrim]]. Skyrim]].
** Now that it's out Harry Pertridge made ANOTHER animated song about it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8 Song of Skyrim]].
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* Dragon Shouts [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I663dTGRWGs are amazing.]] VideoGameCrueltyPotential at its finest.
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*** Technically speaking, Spike ''literally is'' dragonborn, or at the very least dragon''laid'', even if he's not dragon''hatched''.

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* The game isn't even out for nine months and the fans are creating things to celebrate it, like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY this]].
* In a recent contest, in exchange for getting every Bethesda game free for life, a person who was due to have a child on 11/11/11 (Skyrim's release date) would have to name their child Dovahkiin. The disclaimer is as goes:

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* The game isn't even out for nine months and the fans are creating things to celebrate it, like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY this]].
* In a recent contest, in exchange for getting every Bethesda game free for life, a person who was due to have a child on 11/11/11 (Skyrim's release date) would have to name their child Dovahkiin. The disclaimer is as goes:


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** The game wasn't even due for nine months when fans started celebrating like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY this]].

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egrlzkKa6O8 This]] manages to make MyLittlePony of all things completely epic.
** ... My Little Pony wasn't already completely epic? This makes it 20% more epic...
*** Technically speaking, Spike ''literally is'' dragonborn, or at the very least dragon''laid'', even if he's not dragon''hatched''.
* WebOriginal/{{Tobuscus}} does a literal trailer [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMKJ9fDM2mo&feature=feedu of Skyrim]] where any seriousness of it is utterly, hilariously ruined by Tobuscus acting like the dragon is visiting his barber.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao_sQ4xq_j0 This]] trailer dub, explaining how a certain [[PrecisionFStrike Dragon Shout]] became popular in Skyrim.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clvl904ejbA This]]. It's only magnified by the guy not knowing a thing about Skyrim.

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* There have been several amusing fan videos, often based on trailers:
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[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egrlzkKa6O8 This]] manages to make MyLittlePony of all things completely ([[YourMileageMayVary more]]) epic.
** ... My Little Pony wasn't already completely epic? This makes it 20% more epic...
*** Technically speaking, Spike ''literally is'' dragonborn, or at the very least dragon''laid'', even if he's not dragon''hatched''.
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** WebOriginal/{{Tobuscus}} does a literal trailer [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMKJ9fDM2mo&feature=feedu of Skyrim]] where any seriousness of it is utterly, hilariously ruined by Tobuscus acting like the dragon is visiting his barber.
* ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao_sQ4xq_j0 This]] trailer dub, explaining how a certain [[PrecisionFStrike Dragon Shout]] became popular in Skyrim.
* ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clvl904ejbA This]]. It's only magnified by the guy not knowing a thing about Skyrim.Skyrim.
** Somebody decided to make a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50u0zUeCmU rap about Skyrim]].




* At the end of Bethesda's first Skyrim Podcast, while talking about the development of the game, concept artist Adam Adamowicz talks about an idea he suggested for an "Elf Grinder" trap:

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\n* At the end of Bethesda's first Skyrim Podcast, while talking about the development of the game, concept artist Adam Adamowicz talks about an idea he suggested for an "Elf Grinder" trap:




* And then someone decides to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50u0zUeCmU rap about Skyrim]].
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clvl904ejbA This]]. It's only magnified by the guy not knowing a thing about {{Skyrim}}.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clvl904ejbA This]]. It's only magnified by the guy not knowing a thing about {{Skyrim}}.Skyrim.
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* And then someone decides to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50u0zUeCmU rap about Skyrim]].
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-->Use a soul pendulum, don't be fooled, no one knows.
-->A moose tunnel will pay the popcorn.
-->And then Sean Penn who'll in will buy a ruby cross.
-->Nobody, nobody, for the sake of Stalin
-->What a night, no hope, when they rob us blind.
-->Have no hope of god, when something blows up.
-->Nobody, found him, mobile random fly!

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-->Use a soul pendulum, don't be fooled, no one knows.
-->A
knows.\\
A
moose tunnel will pay the popcorn.
-->And
popcorn.\\
And
then Sean Penn who'll in will buy a ruby cross.
-->Nobody,
cross.\\
Nobody,
nobody, for the sake of Stalin
-->What
Stalin\\
What
a night, no hope, when they rob us blind.
-->Have
blind.\\
Have
no hope of god, when something blows up.
-->Nobody,
up.\\
Nobody,
found him, mobile random fly!

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* Some of the [[MondeGreen Mondegreens]]for the chanting.

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* Some of the [[MondeGreen Mondegreens]]for Mondegreens]] for the chanting.Draconic chanting are hilarious:
-->Use a soul pendulum, don't be fooled, no one knows.
-->A moose tunnel will pay the popcorn.
-->And then Sean Penn who'll in will buy a ruby cross.
-->Nobody, nobody, for the sake of Stalin
-->What a night, no hope, when they rob us blind.
-->Have no hope of god, when something blows up.
-->Nobody, found him, mobile random fly!
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* Some of the [[MondeGreen Mondegreens]]for the chanting.
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--->'''Adamowicz''': It's kind of like a Cuisinart or a disposal in a sink, specifically for grinding up elves into a fine, purple, glittery powder. 'Cause they deserve it.

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--->'''Adamowicz''': -->'''Adamowicz''': It's kind of like a Cuisinart or a disposal in a sink, specifically for grinding up elves into a fine, purple, glittery powder. [[ScrewYouElves 'Cause they deserve it.it]].
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* At the end of Bethesda's first Skyrim Podcast, while talking about the development of the game, concept artist Adam Adamowicz talks about an idea he suggested for an "Elf Grinder" trap:
--->'''Adamowicz''': It's kind of like a Cuisinart or a disposal in a sink, specifically for grinding up elves into a fine, purple, glittery powder. 'Cause they deserve it.
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So, Rule Of Funny is nothing of value now?

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** ... My Little Pony wasn't already completely epic? This makes it 20% more epic...
*** Technically speaking, Spike ''literally is'' dragonborn, or at the very least dragon''laid'', even if he's not dragon''hatched''.
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What\'s wrong is that it\'s natter and adds nothing of value except more insipid brony fanboying. Which frankly this wiki has more than enough of already.


** ... My Little Pony wasn't already completely epic? This makes it 20% more epic...
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What\'s wrong with bronies? Especially if they\'re funny?

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMKJ9fDM2mo&feature=feedu This,]] where any seriousness is utterly, hilariously ruined by the maker acting like the dragon is visiting his barber.

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* WebOriginal/{{Tobuscus}} does a literal trailer [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMKJ9fDM2mo&feature=feedu This,]] of Skyrim]] where any seriousness of it is utterly, hilariously ruined by the maker Tobuscus acting like the dragon is visiting his barber.
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No bronies in mah Skyrim.


** ... My Little Pony wasn't already completely epic? This makes it 20% more epic...

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao_sQ4xq_j0 This]] trailer dub, explaining how a certain [[PrecisionFStrike Dragon Shout]] became popular in Skyrim.



* [[spoiler: On the mission to join the Dark Brotherhood. you'll be given the mission from a child. Who asks you to kill an cruel old woman who runs an orphanage. Do it and the children will find out. They will [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing cheer]]]]

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* [[spoiler: On the mission to join the Dark Brotherhood. you'll be given the mission from a child. Who asks you to kill an cruel old woman who runs an orphanage. Do it and the children will find out. They will [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing cheer]]]]cheer]].]]
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[[spoiler: On the mission to join the Dark Brotherhood. you'll be given the mission from a child. Who asks you to kill an cruel old woman who runs an orphanage. Do it and the children will find out. They will [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing cheer]]]]

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* [[spoiler: On the mission to join the Dark Brotherhood. you'll be given the mission from a child. Who asks you to kill an cruel old woman who runs an orphanage. Do it and the children will find out. They will [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing cheer]]]]

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