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* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at its finest.
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at its finest.
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* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at its finest.skills]].
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at its finest.
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything will lampshade]] lampshade how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
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* In the Shivering Isles, if you kill people in the main city, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything they get their own unique grave in the graveyard]]. Almost all of said graves have [[GraveHumor hilariously snarky comments]].
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* In the Shivering Isles, if you kill people in the main city, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything they get their own unique grave in the graveyard]].graveyard. Almost all of said graves have [[GraveHumor hilariously snarky comments]].
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* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at it's finest.
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* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at it's its finest.
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* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.
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* Ask Owyn about rumors. [[LampshadeHanging "I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. There any truth to that?"]]
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* Ask Owyn about rumors. [[LampshadeHanging [[DeadpanSnarker "I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. There any truth to that?"]]
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* In the Shivering Isles expansion, you can encounter Hirrus Clutumnus, who tells you that he wants to end his life. However, [[ICannotSelfTerminate he can't actually kill himself]], otherwise his spirit will end up trapped on the Hill of Suicides, so naturally he asks you to do it. Fortunately, he happens to visit a balcony without railings, and you have the dialogue option of pushing him off. The best part is the [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight total non-reaction of the Dark Seducer who sees the whole thing happen]]. Apparently, this sort of thing happens all the time...
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* In the Shivering Isles expansion, you can encounter Hirrus Clutumnus, who tells you that he wants to end his life. However, [[ICannotSelfTerminate he can't actually kill himself]], otherwise his spirit will end up trapped on the Hill of Suicides, so naturally he asks you to do it. Fortunately, he happens to visit a balcony without railings, and you have the dialogue option of pushing him off. The best part is the [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight total non-reaction of the Dark Seducer who sees the whole thing happen]]. Apparently, this sort of thing happens all the time...
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* In the Shivering Isles expansion, you can encounter Hirrus Clutumnus, who tells you that he wants to end his life. However, [[ICannotSelfTerminate he can't actually kill himself]], otherwise his spirit will end up trapped on the Hill of Suicides, so naturally he asks you to do it. Fortunately, he happens to visit a balcony without railings, and you have the dialogue option of pushing him off. The best part is the total non-reaction of the Dark Seducer who sees the whole thing happen. Apparently, this sort of thing happens all the time...
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* In the Shivering Isles expansion, you can encounter Hirrus Clutumnus, who tells you that he wants to end his life. However, [[ICannotSelfTerminate he can't actually kill himself]], otherwise his spirit will end up trapped on the Hill of Suicides, so naturally he asks you to do it. Fortunately, he happens to visit a balcony without railings, and you have the dialogue option of pushing him off. The best part is the [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight total non-reaction of the Dark Seducer who sees the whole thing happen.happen]]. Apparently, this sort of thing happens all the time...
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* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active NPCs, but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the NPCs, asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at it's finest.
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the NPCs, asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at it's finest.
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* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active NPCs, [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of theNPCs, [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]], asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at it's finest.
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the
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* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active NPCs, but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].
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* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active NPCs, but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].skills]].
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the NPCs, asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at it's finest.
* Not sure if it's a glitch or not, but this troper once played through the Dark Brotherhood questline, and upon reaching "Whodunnit?" he witnessed something as stupid as it was hilarious: He was engaged in a conversation with one of the NPCs, asked him about the rich one of the bunch (who was also standing right behind said NPC), and the NPC told him that he [[BlatantLies really hoped the rich one would not come to harm]], as the troper just murdered his first victim. He then ends the converstaion... only for the NPC to kill the NPC he just talked about with two punches. Of course, seeing that that eliminated the remaining witness, the NPC followed him suit into the afterlife... [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves Rewarded as a traitor deserves]] is the only way to describe it. Well, that, and [[ComedicSociopathy Comedic Sociopathy]] at it's finest.
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* [[GoodBadBugs Sometimes a character's audio will glitch]], leading to you ''hearing the voice actor'' say "Wait, lemme try that again" and then repeat the line. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9REWMEOLdI Yes, really]].
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** And than afterwards the orc rewards you by giving you one of his dogs. Specifically, [[spoiler: his dead one, revived as a skinless AnimalAbomination through necromancy.]]
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** And than afterwards the orc rewards you by giving you one of his dogs. Specifically, [[spoiler: his dead one, revived as a skinless AnimalAbomination through necromancy.]]]]
* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active NPCs, but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].
* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active NPCs, but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].
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* The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words, "[[YouTakeNoCandle get drunk and kill self]]". Even more darkly hilarious, judging by the state of his body when you find him, he apparently somehow killed himself by jumping off a bridge that's barely two or three feet above the water.
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** Also, remember how most guards seem to be pissing themselves in fear whenever they talk about those dreaded Oblivion Gates ? Which can be seen as the reason why [[ItsUpToYou nobody else in Cyrodiil can be bothered to help you close them]] ? Well, looks like stealing an apple is all it takes for those same guards to find the motivation to chase you ''through one of said Gates''. Now ''that's'' dedication !
* The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words,"[[YouTakeNoCandle "[[YouNoTakeCandle get drunk and kill self]]". Even more darkly hilarious, judging by the state of his body when you find him, he apparently somehow killed himself by jumping off a bridge that's barely two or three feet above the water.
* The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words,
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* One quest is given to you by a drunk who believes that there's someone in Cheydinhal that looks like him. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCe9b-3ffP0 He tells you, dead serious]]:
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* One quest is given to you by a drunk who believes that there's someone in Cheydinhal that looks like him. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCe9b-3ffP0 com/watch?v=VCe9b-3ffP0&t=52s He tells you, dead serious]]:
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPQW14PVDew&feature=related Guards apparently have the memory span of a goldfish.]]
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* When you ask Modryn to be second-in-command, he says "I was just getting used to being retired. You can see how good my painting is getting." In the back of his house you can see an example of one of his [[http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-Img-OreynPainting.jpg paintings]].
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* Modryn's errr... Masterpiece. [[StylisticSuck You can see how good my painting is getting.]]
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* Modryn's errr... Masterpiece. [[StylisticSuck When you ask Modryn to be second-in-command, he says "I was just getting used to being retired. You can see how good my painting is getting.]]" In the back of his house you can see an example of one of his [[http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-Img-OreynPainting.jpg paintings]].
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
** On the other hand if you do it ''after'' the Shivering Isles story, [[spoiler: Haskill will make weary comments about how you're basically just worshiping yourself like a jackass.]]
** On the other hand if you do it ''after'' the Shivering Isles story, [[spoiler: Haskill will make weary comments about how you're basically just worshiping yourself like a jackass.]]
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* To kick off the [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
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* To kick off the [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.anyway.
* Guard programming allows them to pursue you through multiple areas if they catch you committing a crime, just like a real one would. That's all well and good, but due to the way it's implemented, you can sometimes end up being pursued relentlessly by a hyper-determined guard, who will literally follow you across ''the entire game map'' in a desperate chase to bring you to justice, no matter how minor your crime is. Further, this can lead to them finally catching up to you at the worst/best times imaginable; Merhunes Dagon may be demolishing the capital city, but the guard is going to take that [[SeriousBusiness flower stealing motherfucker]] down!
* The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words, "[[YouTakeNoCandle get drunk and kill self]]". Even more darkly hilarious, judging by the state of his body when you find him, he apparently somehow killed himself by jumping off a bridge that's barely two or three feet above the water.
* A quest in the Shivering Isles involves an orc who's afraid of cats and is tormented by how some creepy Khajit is following him around despite the dogs he got to scare the guy off. He asks you to get rid of him and when confront the Khajit you learn he's following the orc because [[spoiler: he likes dogs and wants to pet the orc's puppies]].
** And than afterwards the orc rewards you by giving you one of his dogs. Specifically, [[spoiler: his dead one, revived as a skinless AnimalAbomination through necromancy.]]
* Guard programming allows them to pursue you through multiple areas if they catch you committing a crime, just like a real one would. That's all well and good, but due to the way it's implemented, you can sometimes end up being pursued relentlessly by a hyper-determined guard, who will literally follow you across ''the entire game map'' in a desperate chase to bring you to justice, no matter how minor your crime is. Further, this can lead to them finally catching up to you at the worst/best times imaginable; Merhunes Dagon may be demolishing the capital city, but the guard is going to take that [[SeriousBusiness flower stealing motherfucker]] down!
* The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words, "[[YouTakeNoCandle get drunk and kill self]]". Even more darkly hilarious, judging by the state of his body when you find him, he apparently somehow killed himself by jumping off a bridge that's barely two or three feet above the water.
* A quest in the Shivering Isles involves an orc who's afraid of cats and is tormented by how some creepy Khajit is following him around despite the dogs he got to scare the guy off. He asks you to get rid of him and when confront the Khajit you learn he's following the orc because [[spoiler: he likes dogs and wants to pet the orc's puppies]].
** And than afterwards the orc rewards you by giving you one of his dogs. Specifically, [[spoiler: his dead one, revived as a skinless AnimalAbomination through necromancy.]]
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* To kick off the [[DLC Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
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* To kick off the [[DLC [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
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* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]
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* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]]]
* To kick off the [[DLC Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
* To kick off the [[DLC Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
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* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.
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* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.archmage.
* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]
* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEDit3ZVtc The Argonian of Ni!]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEDit3ZVtc The Argonian of Ni!]]Ni!]]
* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.
* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.
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** The fact that your PC even knows what the fine ''is'' raises questions as to why he/she was in jail in the first place...
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* "Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis!"
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* "Rat Ragu Ragout with Powdered Deer Penis!"
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* In Sanguine's shrine quest, he tells you to cast a spell called "Stark Reality" on the Countess of Leyawiin and her company at her dinner party. The spell strips anyone in its range of all of their equipment, but he neglects to mention that the spell also affects the caster (you are completely stripped of all your items when you use it). Using it is also considered assault because it has a "Drain Health 1" effect, so the guards will immediately try to arrest you. So if you don't want to go to prison, (since the spell also removes all your gold so you can't pay the fine) you're forced to run out of the city butt naked with a bunch of angry guards chasing after you.
* The stupid random conversation system in Oblivion can result in a lot of hilarity when certain lines are combined.
* The stupid random conversation system in Oblivion can result in a lot of hilarity when certain lines are combined.
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* In Sanguine's shrine quest, he tells you to cast a spell called "Stark Reality" on the Countess of Leyawiin and her company at her dinner party. The spell strips anyone in its range of all of their equipment, but he neglects to mention that the spell also affects the caster (you are completely stripped of all your items when you use it). Using it is also considered assault because it has a "Drain Health 1" effect, so the guards will immediately try to arrest you. So if you don't want to go to prison, (since the spell also removes all your gold so you can't pay the fine) fine,) you're forced to run out of the city butt naked with a bunch of angry guards chasing after you.
* Thestupid random conversation system in Oblivion can result in a lot of hilarity when certain lines are combined.
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** To top that ,there's a [[GoodBadBugs glitch]] that'll cause the spike trap to keep activating as long as Fithragaer's corpse is on it, meaning that the trap will continuously pummel him into the ceiling!
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** To top that ,there's that, there's a [[GoodBadBugs glitch]] that'll cause the spike trap to keep activating as long as Fithragaer's corpse is on it, meaning that the trap will continuously pummel him into the ceiling!
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*** However, if you don't give her any, she will be greatly upset and tell you she "hopes you trip and fall on a sword!" ...And then give the player a casual "farewell."
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*** However, if you don't give her any, she will she'll be greatly upset and tell you she "hopes you trip and fall on a sword!" ...And then give the player a casual "farewell."
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** Even better, if you're playing as a lawful character, when the forester manages to kill the other forester, he can turn to you and say "It's nice to see a friendly face in these dark times"
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** Even better, if you're playing as a lawful character, when the forester manages to kill the other forester, he can turn to you and say "It's nice to see a friendly face in these dark times"times."
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* In the Shivering Isles, if you kill people in the main city, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything they get their own unique grave in the graveyard]]. Almost all of said graves have [[GraveHumor hilariously snarky comments]].
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* In the Shivering Isles, if you kill people in the main city, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything they get their own unique grave in the graveyard]]. Almost all of said graves have [[GraveHumor hilariously snarky comments]].comments]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEDit3ZVtc The Argonian of Ni!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEDit3ZVtc The Argonian of Ni!]]
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-->'''SHEOGORATH:''' A dangerous choice. '''''I like it!'''''
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* During a certain Mages' Guild quest (Liberation or Apprehension), you meet a Wood Elf named Fithragaer inside an Ayleid ruin (Nenyond Twyll). After a little chat, he eagerly runs deeper into the ruins to beat up some necromancers... and he runs STRAIGHT INTO A CEILING SPIKE TRAP AND GETS KILLED.
** To top that there's a [[GoodBadBugs glitch]] that will cause the spike trap to keep activating as long as Fithragaer's corpse is on it. Meaning that the trap will continuously pummel him into the ceiling!
** To top that there's a [[GoodBadBugs glitch]] that will cause the spike trap to keep activating as long as Fithragaer's corpse is on it. Meaning that the trap will continuously pummel him into the ceiling!
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* During a certain Mages' Guild quest (Liberation or Apprehension), you meet a Wood Elf named Fithragaer inside an Ayleid ruin (Nenyond Twyll). After a little chat, he eagerly runs deeper into the ruins to beat up some necromancers... and he runs STRAIGHT INTO A CEILING SPIKE TRAP AND GETS KILLED.
gets caught in a ceiling spike trap.
** To top thatthere's ,there's a [[GoodBadBugs glitch]] that will that'll cause the spike trap to keep activating as long as Fithragaer's corpse is on it. Meaning it, meaning that the trap will continuously pummel him into the ceiling!
** To top that
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'''Protagonist''': Then it's at least 500 gold.\\
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* In the Shivering Isles expansion, you can encounter Hirrus Clutumnus, who tells you that he wants to end his life. However, [[ICannotSelfTerminate he can't actually kill himself]], otherwise his spirit will end up trapped on the Hill of Suicides, so naturally he asks you to do it. Fortunately, he happens to visit a balcony without railings, and you have the dialogue option of pushing him off. The best part is the total non-reaction of the Dark Seducer who sees the whole thing happen. Apparently this sort of thing happens all the time...
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* In the Shivering Isles expansion, you can encounter Hirrus Clutumnus, who tells you that he wants to end his life. However, [[ICannotSelfTerminate he can't actually kill himself]], otherwise his spirit will end up trapped on the Hill of Suicides, so naturally he asks you to do it. Fortunately, he happens to visit a balcony without railings, and you have the dialogue option of pushing him off. The best part is the total non-reaction of the Dark Seducer who sees the whole thing happen. Apparently Apparently, this sort of thing happens all the time...
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** [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation The top comments read]]: "He didn't forget, it's just a very poor cover-up!" "The video is a metaphor for government."
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** [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation The top comments read]]: "He "He didn't forget, it's just a very poor cover-up!" "The video is a metaphor for government."
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* During one quest for the Fighter's Guild, you meet Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak, an Orsimer nobleman, whose daughter has been kidnapped by ogres. Rugdumph tries to sound educated using big, complex words. [[DelusionsOfEloquence He needs some practice (or a dictionary)]].
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* During one quest for the Fighter's Guild, you meet Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak, an Orsimer nobleman, nobleman whose daughter has been kidnapped by ogres. Rugdumph tries to sound educated using big, complex words. [[DelusionsOfEloquence He needs some practice (or a dictionary)]].
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* During one quest for the Fighter's Guild, you meet Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak, an Orsimer nobleman, who's daughter has been kidnapped by ogres. Rugdumph tries to sound educated using big, complex words. [[RougeAnglesOfSatin He needs some practice (or a dictionary)]].
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* During one quest for the Fighter's Guild, you meet Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak, an Orsimer nobleman, who's whose daughter has been kidnapped by ogres. Rugdumph tries to sound educated using big, complex words. [[RougeAnglesOfSatin [[DelusionsOfEloquence He needs some practice (or a dictionary)]].
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* You finally get the chance to make the arrogant Yellow Team Champion in the Arena eat her words late in the questline. However, it's a three-against-one match. The Arena Blademaster decides to even the odds a little in your favor, though, by sending [[spoiler: a boar named Porkchop]] up to have your back!
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* You finally get the chance to make the arrogant Yellow Team Champion in the Arena eat her words late in the questline. However, it's a three-against-one match. The Arena Blademaster decides to even the odds a little in your favor, though, by sending [[spoiler: [[spoiler:[[LightningBruiser a boar named Porkchop]] Porkchop]]]] up to have your back!
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* One quest is given to you by a drunk who believes that there's someone in Cheydinhal that looks like him. He tells you, dead serious:
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* One quest is given to you by a drunk who believes that there's someone in Cheydinhal that looks like him. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCe9b-3ffP0 He tells you, dead serious:serious]]:
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** [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation The top comments read]]: "He didn't forget, it's just a very poor cover-up!" "The video is a metaphor for government."
