History Funny / TheDreamstone

14th Apr '16 5:47:55 AM fruitstripegum
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-->'''Blob''': I 'ave called you 'ere so that I might brief you on Operation Dreamstone. [He shows a picture of the planet] Now you all know what this is...

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-->'''Blob''': I 'ave called you 'ere so that I might brief you on Operation Dreamstone. [He ''[He shows a picture of the planet] planet]'' Now you all know what this is...



-->'''Nug''': Does it rhyme with nose? (Blob hits him on the head with his swagger stick)
-->'''Blob''': No. It is the world as we know it. This 'ere is the Land of Nightmares, what we are a-standing on at this very moment in time, this 'ere is the so-called Land of Dreams, where we are a-headed, and this fluffy bit 'ere is what is known as the Inpenitrable Mists of Limbo. Any questions, so far?

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-->'''Nug''': Does it rhyme with nose? (Blob ''[Blob hits him on the head with his swagger stick)
stick]''
-->'''Blob''': No. It is the world as we know it. This 'ere is the Land of Nightmares, what we are a-standing on at this very moment in time, this 'ere is the so-called Land of Dreams, where we are a-headed, and this fluffy bit 'ere is what is known as the Inpenitrable Impenetrable Mists of Limbo. Any questions, so far?



-->'''Nug''': Operation? (Pointing to his stomach) 'Ope it's not like mine was. You'e never the same again, y'know, never the same again.
-->'''Urpney 4''': I 'ad me tonsils out. Huge, they was, like this. (making a fist)

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-->'''Nug''': Operation? (Pointing ''[Pointing to his stomach) stomach]'' 'Ope it's not like mine was. You'e never the same again, y'know, never the same again.
-->'''Urpney 4''': I 'ad me tonsils out. Huge, they was, like this. (making a fist)fists.



-->'''Blob (annoyed)''': IF we get through the Impenetrable Mists alive, danger will be around every corner. Death will be our constant companion. There will be no turning back. So if anyone wants to leave now, go ahead. (All the Urpneys flee, except Frizz and Nug.)

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-->'''Blob (annoyed)''': -->'''Blob''' ''[annoyed]'': IF we get through the Impenetrable Mists alive, danger will be around every corner. Death will be our constant companion. There will be no turning back. So if anyone wants to leave now, go ahead. (All ''[All the Urpneys flee, except Frizz and Nug.)]''



-->'''Frizz and Nug (clinging to each other)''': Terrified.

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-->'''Frizz and Nug (clinging Nug''' ''[clinging to each other)''': other]'': Terrified.



-->'''Blob''': Zordrak awaits us. WalkThisWay. (Walks off with one hand on his hip and the other in the air, Frizz and Nug copy him.)

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-->'''Blob''': Zordrak awaits us. WalkThisWay. (Walks ''[Walks off with one hand on his hip and the other in the air, Frizz and Nug copy him.)]''
12th Apr '16 12:55:20 PM fruitstripegum
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--->'''Blob''': Pay attention, men! You're probably wondering why I've called you 'ere, into the very bowels of Viltheed.

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--->'''Blob''': -->'''Blob''': Pay attention, men! You're probably wondering why I've called you 'ere, into the very bowels of Viltheed.
12th Apr '16 12:54:54 PM fruitstripegum
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* Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, Mr. Blossom's attack on the HumongousMecha in "The Monster". As you can probably expect, it does nothing except make Rufus and Amberley laugh, and the mecha give the audience a confused AsideGlance and a shrug.

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* Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, Mr. Blossom's attack on the HumongousMecha in "The Monster". As you can probably expect, it does nothing except make Rufus and Amberley laugh, and the mecha give the audience a confused AsideGlance and a shrug.shrug.
* Blob's meeting with the other Urpneys in the pilot:
--->'''Blob''': Pay attention, men! You're probably wondering why I've called you 'ere, into the very bowels of Viltheed.
-->'''Urpney 1''': Not really.
-->'''Urpney 2''': I'm not.
-->'''Blob''': I 'ave called you 'ere so that I might brief you on Operation Dreamstone. [He shows a picture of the planet] Now you all know what this is...
-->'''Urpney 1''': It's a hamburger!
-->'''Urpney 2''': It's a football!
-->'''Nug''': Does it rhyme with nose? (Blob hits him on the head with his swagger stick)
-->'''Blob''': No. It is the world as we know it. This 'ere is the Land of Nightmares, what we are a-standing on at this very moment in time, this 'ere is the so-called Land of Dreams, where we are a-headed, and this fluffy bit 'ere is what is known as the Inpenitrable Mists of Limbo. Any questions, so far?
-->'''Urpney 3''': What's Operation Dreamstone mean, Sarge?
-->'''Nug''': Operation? (Pointing to his stomach) 'Ope it's not like mine was. You'e never the same again, y'know, never the same again.
-->'''Urpney 4''': I 'ad me tonsils out. Huge, they was, like this. (making a fist)
-->'''Urpney 5''': ...when the doctor saw mine...
-->'''Urpney 6''': Bed-ridden for 2 weeks, I was. Too weak to lift a cup.
-->'''Blob (annoyed)''': IF we get through the Impenetrable Mists alive, danger will be around every corner. Death will be our constant companion. There will be no turning back. So if anyone wants to leave now, go ahead. (All the Urpneys flee, except Frizz and Nug.)
-->'''Nug''': Where's everyone at?
-->'''Frizz''': They've gone.
-->'''Blob''': I want two volunteers. You, Frizz and you, Nug.
-->'''Frizz and Nug''': US, Sarge?
-->'''Blob''': You're not nervous, are you, lads?
-->'''Frizz and Nug (clinging to each other)''': Terrified.
-->'''Blob''': Compared to what will 'appen if you fail, this mission will be a piece of cake.
-->'''Nug''': Cake? Do we get a meal, Sarge?
-->'''Blob''': You will be served lunch and a complimentary beverage in-flight.
-->'''Frizz''': In-flight? I'm afraid to fly.
-->'''Nug''': I can't fly. Me arms get too tired.
-->'''Blob''': Zordrak demands it.
-->'''Frizz and Nug''': What time do we take off, Sarge?
-->'''Blob''': Zordrak awaits us. WalkThisWay. (Walks off with one hand on his hip and the other in the air, Frizz and Nug copy him.)
14th Mar '16 8:09:04 PM Psi001
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** During the Urpney's fight with Hod, some nuts and bolts from the ship and land on Mr. Blossom's head, knocking him out.

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** During the Urpney's fight with Hod, some nuts and bolts from the ship and land on Mr. Blossom's head, knocking him out.leading the dazed gardener to do a short little prance, before fainting.
7th Mar '16 10:54:57 AM fruitstripegum
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** During the Urpney's fight with Hod, some nuts and bolts from the ship and land on Mr. Blossom's head, knocking him out.
29th Feb '16 6:27:06 AM Psi001
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--> '''Urpgor''': " Flowers!? Apologies!?"
--> '''Zordrak''': "Yes, I insist. Do it now before it slips your mind (Urpgor leaves). Now, why don't we brighten this place up a bit? We could have fairy lights! And a cover over the Frazznat's pit! We could have a dancefloor!"

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--> '''Urpgor''': " Flowers!? Apologies!?"
Apologies!?" But...
--> '''Zordrak''': "Yes, "Please Urpgor, I must insist. Do it now before it slips your mind (Urpgor leaves).''*Urpgor leaves, indignant*''. Now, why don't we brighten this place up a bit? We could have fairy lights! And a cover over the Frazznat's pit! We could have a dancefloor!"
21st Feb '16 7:50:39 AM PicardsDouble
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--> '''Zordrak''': "Yes, I insist. Do it now before it slips your mind (Urpgor leaves). Now, why don't we brighten this place up a bit? We could fairy lights! A cover over the Frazznat's pit! We could have a dancefloor!"

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--> '''Zordrak''': "Yes, I insist. Do it now before it slips your mind (Urpgor leaves). Now, why don't we brighten this place up a bit? We could have fairy lights! A And a cover over the Frazznat's pit! We could have a dancefloor!"



** The follow-up is equally good; after a falling bit of rock whacks Zordrak on the noggin and he regains his usual personality, he quickly regrets the orders he gave to Urpgor while not himself.

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** [[GenreSavvy It doesn't]]. The follow-up is equally good; after a falling bit of rock whacks Zordrak on the noggin and he regains his usual personality, he quickly regrets the orders he gave to Urpgor while not himself.
21st Feb '16 7:49:14 AM PicardsDouble
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--> '''Zordrak''': "Yes, I insist. Do it now before it slips your mind."

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--> '''Zordrak''': "Yes, I insist. Do it now before it slips your mind.mind (Urpgor leaves). Now, why don't we brighten this place up a bit? We could fairy lights! A cover over the Frazznat's pit! We could have a dancefloor!"
--> '''Nug''': "What's happened? He's gone completely potty."
--> '''Frizz''': "It won't last.
"
21st Feb '16 7:43:15 AM PicardsDouble
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-->'''Zordrak:''' ''*tsks*'' This is very naughty, Urpgor. Taking someone else's property is called "stealing". You must return it at once with my apologies and....some flowers.

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-->'''Zordrak:''' ''*tsks*'' This is That was very naughty, naughty of you, Urpgor. Taking someone else's property is called "stealing". You must return it at once with my apologies and....some flowers.


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--> '''Urpgor''': " Flowers!? Apologies!?"
--> '''Zordrak''': "Yes, I insist. Do it now before it slips your mind."
** The follow-up is equally good; after a falling bit of rock whacks Zordrak on the noggin and he regains his usual personality, he quickly regrets the orders he gave to Urpgor while not himself.
--> '''Urpgor''': "Master, I have returned the dreamstone, with apologies and flowers!"
--> '''Zordrak''': " You did [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAAAT]]!?"
7th Feb '16 5:35:12 AM fruitstripegum
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* In "Urpgor's Auntie", Urpgor sees [[ItMakesSenseInContext a tower of Urpneys ]] falling towards him, and tries to stop them by holding up a STOP sign. As you can probably guess, it doesn't work.

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* In "Urpgor's Auntie", Urpgor sees [[ItMakesSenseInContext a tower of Urpneys ]] falling towards him, and tries to stop them by holding up a STOP sign. As you can probably guess, it doesn't work.work.
* Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, Mr. Blossom's attack on the HumongousMecha in "The Monster". As you can probably expect, it does nothing except make Rufus and Amberley laugh, and the mecha give the audience a confused AsideGlance and a shrug.
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