History Funny / TheDomReviews

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[[folder: 2015 Episodes]]
[[AC: Film/TheNeverendingStory]]
* Before even starting the review proper, the Dom hears the song from the movie and can't help but break out in enthusiastic dancing.
* "While the second film made some token effort to include references to the book, they still changed it so much it bears only a passing resemblance to it, and the third film went so ''completely'' off the rails I can only assume the writers were smoking a neverending doobie while they worked."
* His impression of how the book might have read if the third movie ''had'' been a faithful adaptation.
-->'''The Dom (as Michael Ende):''' ''(in German, English subtitles)'' "Meanwhile, Creator/JackBlack was being a massive asshole and tearing up the library and shit, which made fireballs fly at a... Jewish tree..."
* "[Atreyu] teams up with a luckdragon named Falcor, who replaces Artax after he TRAUMATIZES OUR CHILDHOODS..."
* "Hang on a second, I'm just adding 'find reason to yell "To the winch, wench!" at someone' to my bucket list."
* How book Fantastica's geography being based on where someone truly wants to go could play out in the real world.
-->"[[BlatantLies No, baby, I'm really looking forward to spending the evening with your mother]]. Yes, I do know she's really into cross-stitching now. I should be there soon, I've been walking for about an hour..." ''(looks up, finds himself at a club called'' "The Manhole"'')'' "...Huh." ''(tosses phone and heads in)''

[[AC: Film/JurassicPark]]
* The Dom starts off being eaten by a T-rex and has to do the review inside its digestive tract. [[CasualDangerDialogue "I've, uh, just got to figure out how to set up a green screen in here now..."]]
* His MotorMouth summation of the plot of both film and book.
* He is very surprised to learn that book!Dr. Grant ''liked'' children.
-->'''The Dom:''' Spielberg and his boys looked at a story about the dangers of unsupervised runaway science, and a thriller about a long-gone force of nature so powerful it was laughably beyond human ability to control it and thought, "Hmm...it's good but it needs a subplot about a man who doesn't like children having to look after some. ''Yeah.'' That's what was missing. ''(falsetto)'' Naaailed iiit."
* [[BlackComedy Imagining the awkwardness]] [[FunnyAneurysmMoment assuming that film Donald Gennaro had a young daughter with an upcoming birthday as did his book counterpart.]]
-->'''Daughter:''' Uncle The Dom, when's daddy coming come?\\
'''The Dom:''' [[BrutalHonesty Oh, he's not sweetie. He got eaten by a dinosaur. It was...quite funny.]]
* A blooper at the end:
-->'''The Dom''': The film definitely took certain liberties with the characters, villainizing some and hero- heroricizing...heroicicizing. I've invented a word, it is mine, you can't use it.

[[AC: Film/IRobot]]
* The Dom makes his opinion of the movie abundantly clear right out of the gate:
-->'''Trailer narration:''' But did we design them...to be '''trusted'''?\\
'''The Dom:''' ''[[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!]]'' [[BluntYes Yes!]] The answer is yes! To the question you just asked, yes, they are, trusted! Very much so! Infallibly! ...Yes! ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (groan)]]''
* It takes a few seconds before he can come up with anything for the "What they didn't change" section, and even then [[InNameOnly the section ends up being pitifully short.]]

[[AC: Film/{{Dune|1984}}]]
* Having quite liked the book after reading it for the review, he mentions feeling some trepidation at the warnings people had given him regarding the film.
-->'''The Dom''': Some of the warnings were so extreme, I ended up approaching my TV that day feeling somewhat like a condemned prisoner being led to the gallows. But now that I've seen it, I've gotta say you guys, to be completely fair to the film, you really...''[[BaitAndSwitch didn't warn me ENOUGH.]]''
* Learning the hard way that his viewers ''would'' in fact like him to talk about the behind-the-scenes reasons behind adaptations turning out as they did. "The hard way" being receiving a piece of fan mail with "STARSHIP TROOPERS WAS SATIRE YOU IDIOT" written in blood.
* "The Guild is an unknowable, looming presence that's accepted as a part of life, but shrouded in the depths of mystery, giving them a very much alien undercurrent, and [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK IS]] ''[[{{Squick}} THAT]]'' [[{{Squick}} THING?!]]"
* "Now, the Baron Harkonnen has a [[{{Squick}} WWHAT THE]] '''[[{{Squick}} FUCK]]''' [[{{Squick}} IS WRONG WITH]] [[BodyHorror HIS FAAAAACE?!]]"
* Likening the film version of Baron Harkonnen floating around with his anti-gravity machines to "a weird Creator/HPLovecraft reimagining of Literature/PeterPan".
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment "...Why was Sting...just steam-cooking himself...wearing futuristic speedos?]] ''(beat)'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink Would you excuse me for just one moment, beautiful watchers? Thank you so much.]]" ''("Ave Maria" plays, he proceeds to drain an entire bottle in one go)''
** [[HilariousOuttakes "I would very much...]]''(burp)'' like to not do that again... ''(burp)'' because that was the third take...and I have just drank ''three'' cartons of apple juice...and now I'm gonna go be very sick, excuse me."
* "If you'll excuse me, I'm off to stick spice up my nose to see if it gives me super powers."

[[AC: Film/TheWizardOfOz]]
* Bringing up his deep childhood fear of the Wicked Witch. "If my mum and dad are watching this, they've just learned the reason I kept a bucket of water by my bed for almost a decade."
* The skit acting out the Tin Woodsman's book backstory.
* The flying monkeys, upon dropping Dorothy off with the Witch in the book, given that they were not her slaves as in the film: "Well...see ya, bitch. Take care and go fuck yourself!"
** "I may be paraphrasing a little bit..."

[[AC: Film/PercyJacksonAndTheLightningThief]]
* "Percy, I'm just borrowing your pen for a second..." *click* *SHNNNK*
* "Hey, remember when I said the book was clever enough to not get Hades and Satan mixed up?" ''[[EverybodyHatesHades (clip of movie!Hades from the campfire scene)]]'' "...[[SadlyMythtaken Hoo boy.]]"
* Following up a dramatic reading of the book's description of Hades with a few clips of the movie version being slightly...''less'' impressive.
** Which leads to the first use of the [[TactfulTranslation Calm Intellectual Filter]].
** ''"Mr. Titley ''[who wrote the screenplay]'', I'm sure you're a very pleasant person, but I rather think you are ill-suited for your current profession."'' Said as The Dom is very violently and suggestively FlippingTheBird at the screen.
* "''That's'' why this film sucked, and ''that's'' why it can kiss-" ''(Filter activates)'' ''[[CurseCutShort "-its reputation goodbye.]]'' ''...Reginald, I didn't ask you to switch the Calm Intellectual Filter back on, so please disengage it...Reginald,'' ''[[BlatantLies while I respect your choice to ignore my request,]]'' ''considering my current state of agitation, there's a small chance this situation may lead to violence."''

[[AC: Film/ThePrincessBride]]
* "Hang on a second... [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Soppy love declarations? Clumsy metaphors involving sand?]]"
* The little skit that accompanies the description of book!Buttercup's nightmares growing progressively darker than the one in the film.

[[AC: Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory]]
* ♪Come with me/and you'll see/a whole new world of minor movie changes/I can't sing/but you get the point...♪
* "Just look at the way [Wonka] responds to direct questions in some weird and clearly made-up gobbledygook language." ''(clip of Wonka speaking French)'' "Utter nonsense, I say!"
* "Grandpa Joe is actually meant to be ninety-six, but, come on. Try and find an actor that old. ...Oh, uh, I guess Creator/ChristopherLee. [[Film/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Heh, that's ironic.]]"
* [[StatingTheSimpleSolution "Kid, he's giving away free samples, just go inside."]]
* "There isn't a cream-blasting Wonkamobile in the book. I'm beginning to suspect Mel Stuart had a few issues of his own to work through."
** "What? What? You thought just because I used long words that I wasn't a horrific pervert? You don't know me!"
* Criticizing Mel Stuart for having Charlie's father be dead in the film. "This isn't a Disney film, you're allowed to have two loving parents!"
* ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]]'' review: Wishes that the film had kept in the story about the Indian prince and the palace made of chocolate, as he felt it was funny. ''[[Film/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Charlie]]'' review: [[HypocriticalHumor Feels that the story about the Indian prince and the palace of chocolate should have been cut, due to being stupid and possibly racist.]]
* [[TemptingFate "Wow, I was expecting Burton to take a dump all over the original story, but he's actually stuck to it really well!]] [...] And so far there hasn't been any...wait. What's happening? Burton, what are you doing? Burton, no, what are you doing?! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO]] what is this silliness?"
* The Dom's sound-effects describing the differences between the machines in the Stuart movie versus the Burton one.
* Thinking the film maybe should have updated Mike Teevee's [[PunnyName name]] to better reflect his changed character flaw. "Something like...Mike...Firstpersonshooteree? ...Shut up, I'm hilarious."
* The Oompa-Loompa song about Burton's additions to the story. Sung by a chorus of miniature versions of The Dom.
** ♪Oompa Loompa, doopity-doo/Burton's working through his daddy issues/He doesn't care if he screws up the plot/He'll do it his way whether you like it or not♪
** "...You guys saw that too, right?"
** "Hey wait, that tune was from the other movie, you idiots!"
* ♪Oompa Loompa, doopity-doo/I've got a gun, and it's pointing at you/Give us your cash and no one gets hurt/Or it's oompa-loompa bang-bang and diiiirt!♪
** "Well, as, uh, muggings go, that was somewhat more musical than I'm used to."

[[AC: Film/TheShining]]
* "Wendy! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop. Hogging. The bathroom!]]"
* Representing how Tony was revealed in the book to appear as an older version of Danny by photoshopping a beard (specifically, the one that the actor who played Danny is currently sporting) onto film!Danny's face.
* The studio meeting with Creator/StephenKing.
-->'''Executive:''' Well, we're all really looking forward to working on the film with you. I do have to talk to you first though about the little mistake you made in the book.\\
'''King:''' ...Mistake?\\
'''Executive:''' Yeah, in chapter fifty-three, you accidentally wrote that [[BlackGuyDiesFirst the black guy]] ''[[SubvertedTrope doesn't]]'' [[BlackGuyDiesFirst die]].\\
'''King:''' Who, Halloran? Yeah, he fights his way to hotel, rescues the wife and kid and becomes a surrogate father to Danny from then on!\\
'''Executive:''' Yeah, but...Steve, you...wrote that ''the black guy doesn't die''.\\
'''King:''' ...So?\\
'''Executive:''' ...You know what? Don't worry about it, uh, [[ExecutiveMeddling we'll fix it for ya]].
* Photos of The Dom's face being used to [[CensorBox cover the naked zombie lady]].
-->'''[[RunningGag Executive]]:''' Great story, Steve, just great, but I can't help but feel it lacks a certain ''sexy'' edge, you know, [[FanService like a beautiful woman showering naked or something]].\\
'''King:''' Well...there's the scene where there's the naked old lady decomposing in the bathtub. But there's no way you could make ''that'' sexy, right?\\
'''Executive:''' ''(thoughtful grin)''\\
'''King:''' [[OhCrap R...right?]]
* The Dom's attempt to trigger the TakeOverTheWorld [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic gag]], which falls flat. "I guess you have to earn it."

[[AC: Film/{{Watchmen}}]]
* "Oh, oh! You want a storyboard? ''Here's'' your fucking storyboard, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
** "Please stop that, Mr. Snyder."
* {{WebVideo/The Nostalgia Critic}}'s cameo.
-->'''The Dom:''' Would an ''owl'' credit card bother you?\\
'''Critic:''' ...The fuck you talking about?\\
'''The Dom:''' Nothing, kthnx bye! ''(hangs up)''\\
''(beat)''\\
'''The Dom:''' [[OhCrap ...I should]] ''[[OhCrap not]]'' [[OhCrap have hung up on him.]]\\
'''Critic:''' ''(looks at his phone a second, then puts it away and returns to what he was doing)'' Last time I do a cameo for ''him''.
* The fire rescue scene in the film as opposed to the graphic novel. "EXPLOSIONS!!! WHOOOOO!!! JUMPING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I WILL EXTINGUISH YOUR FIRE WITH ''BULLETS''!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
* In the middle of the "what they changed" section where he's been largely focusing on nitpicks, he gets a text: "Dear The Dom: Stop stalling. Sincerely, The Internet."
** "Well...it's a lovely day. I guess there's worse times to go. Let's discuss the ending."
* "Now usually I'd be a bit nervous about promoting just one side of a controversial subject, but seeing as [[TemptingFate I'm pretty sure I've just killed anyone with a conflicting opinion...]]"
-->'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' ''Not quite.''\\
'''The Dom:''' ''Linkara.''\\
'''Linkara:''' Dom.\\
'''The Dom:''' ''(cough)''\\
'''Linkara:''' Ugh, fine. ''[[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]]'' Dom.\\
'''The Dom:''' Thank ''you''.\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(holds up magic gun)'' You wanna go ahead and drop the sword?\\
'''The Dom:''' ...''Fine''. But after this I'm finding my own magic weapon and it's going to be ''badass''.
* "Maybe this doesn't have to be a "who shot first" situation [[Film/ANewHope incidentally it was totally Han]]."
* "I should, uh, probably apologize to everyone who just died because I didn't figure this out a few minutes sooner. That was my bad."
* In part 2, when pointing out [[WTHCostumingDepartment the changes made to film!Ozymandias's costume]], the camera lingers on one particular feature that might be familiar to viewers of [[Film/BatmanAndRobin another movie]]. "Let's just say if I hadn't already annoyed the Critic the other week..."

[[AC: Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents]]
* Upon reading the book's introduction - in particular, the part about "[...]there is nothing stopping you from putting the book down at once and going and doing something more fun":
-->'''The Dom:''' ...Sounds fair. ''(tosses book, walks away whistling)''
* This is followed by The Dom wandering around and inserting himself into various movies, but continually running into the book and freaking out before trying to flee it as it chases him down. Some highlights:
** "Rather than bring a gun like I originally intended, apparently I've brought a baguette."
** Playing a flame-throwing ukulele while in ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad''.
** Dancing to "Hooked on a Feeling" while in a lineup with the [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Guardians of the Galaxy]].
** Casually playing ''Pokemon'' in the desert before being startled by [[Film/TheForceAwakens Finn]] popping up.
** "NO! NO! You said it was okay not to read you! I'm ''not'' doing it!"
* "''Fine!'' I will do the fucking episode! You lied to me, Snicket!"
* Creator/{{Paramount}}'s guide to book adaptations.
* How it should have ended: "Oh, hello there, you must be the Baudelaires. I'm from social services."
** ''Soon after Count Olaf arrived and was shot on sight, Mr. Po was arrested for criminal negligence, and the Baudelaire orphans were taken to an appropriate foster home. The End.''

[[AC: Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit]]
* The first thirty seconds of the video, as The Dom babbles nervously about how unnecessary it would be to talk about the book, and suggesting other things he could talk about instead, as [[BlatantLies there are "definitely no heartbreaking plot twists" to discuss]], all while a timer in the upper corner is counting down to "The Dom blurts out a major plot twist from the book in..."
* In addition to the usual categories of "People asked", "Saw the film", and "Read the book", this episode necessitated "Surprised to hear there WAS a book".
* The Dom attempts to trigger the "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic take over the world" gag]] again. "[[SubvertedPunchline It was]] [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Tuesday]]."
** ''(long beat)'' "I'm gonna keep working on that."

[[AC: Film/BladeRunner]]
* "Yeah, you hear that, vegetarians? You eventually won. '''But at what cost??'''"
* "If something ever gets invented that looks human and feels human and can be built to order OF COURSE people are gonna want to have sex with it!"
* The film sexualizing two female android characters in ways that they weren't in the book leads The Dom to muse that "there seems to be an almost {{Creator/Michael Bay}}-level of unnecessary sexualization going on here." Comparing Creator/RidleyScott to Michael Bay immediately ushers in the Apocalypse.
* The Dom's expressions showcasing the options of the mood organ device.
* "After he's finished retiring all the andies, Deckard drives out into the nearby wasteland and decides that he's Jesus." ''('' ''RecordScratch'' '')''

[[AC: Film/BramStokersDracula]]
* The Dom dressing as a vampire and laughing like [[LiveActionTV/SesameStreet The Count]].
* "It was directed by a bloke called Creator/FrancisFordCoppola, who did [[Film/ApocalypseNow some little]] [[Film/TheGodfather independent films]] [[BlatantLies you've probably never heard of]]."
* "No, [[Creator/KeanuReeves Keanu]]! Bad! That's ''not'' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping what we sound like]]! Stop it!"
* The skit comparing the book and film versions of Van Helsing.
* Similar to the gag in the ''Neverending Story'' review, transcribing some film-added scenes into book form:
-->'''The Dom:''' "And then Lucy and Mina ran around in the rain giggling, while their dresses got all wet and see-through. And then they totally started making out and stuff." [...] "Later on, Lucy dressed up like a slutty Red Riding Hood and had sex with a furry." Uh, however, the word "furry" is crossed out to be replaced with the word "wolf-man".\\
'''Audience member''': Good lord, I thought this was supposed to be about a vampire!\\
'''The Dom''': Well now it's a weird porno, okay?!

[[AC: Film/{{Goldfinger}}]]
* Listing [[TheAlcoholic all of the drinks]] Bond has (four double bourbons on the rocks, a vodka martini, and a ''pint'' of champagne in the first two chapters alone) before concluding that WesternAnimation/Archer isn't a Bond parody but rather the truest adaptation of all.
* The skit where the Dom points out the flaws in Bond's signature martini preparation style.
* "[...]In the next film, he's going to be drinking Heineken, because these days Bond is a spy second and an '''advertising prostitute''' first."
* Slapping "Pointless" stamps on film changes to Goldfinger's plans, eventually becoming a tad overwhelmed by all the stuff that makes no sense and [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties needing to take a break]].
* "FYI, in the book Felix has a hook hand. Because...yarrrr."
* "''Every single movie in the universe'' could be greatly improved by having an old lady with a Thompson! [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Even in the unlikely event that it already has one.]] They can have two, why not?"
* Consulting a "Ways villains might kill you" chart to confirm that a laser ''is'' in fact cooler than the buzzsaw/grinder in the book.
** From least to most awesome, the chart lists: gun, buzzsaw/grinder, shark tank, [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi rancor]], laser, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs laser rancor]].
* The skit of Bond trying to be suave after beating a man to death. The Creator/SeanConnery accent sells it.

[[AC: Film/DieHard]]
* The Dom delivering a painful kneecap-shot to another version of himself trying to convince him to be less [[TheGrinch "bah humbug"]] about Christmas.
-->'''The Dom:''' Now would anyone ''else'' like to try and imbue me with some holiday spirit? No? ''Excellent''.
* Out of the thirty people surveyed for the episode, ''none'' of them had read the book, and over half had to be convinced there ''was'' a book.
* The sequence of jokes about the lead character being somewhat older in the book than he was in the film. Including him [[CrackOhMyBack throwing his back out]] in the gun-taped-to-the-back scene.
* ''[[RuleOfThree Again]]'' tries to get the [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic "take over the world"]] gag to work. [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} "But of course."]] So close, and yet so far.
-->'''The Dom:''' ''Damnit!'' Go home Bond, you're drunk!
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[[folder: 2016 Episodes]]
[[AC: Literature/AChristmasCarol]]
* [[TheGrinch The Dom]] choking on his attempts to wish his watchers a "Merry Christmas", eventually giving up and going with "Happy New Year."
* His "paraphrasing" of the Cratchit family's reactions to Christmas-related things.

[[AC: [[Film/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters]]]]
* This time, to be safe, The Dom starts off with the Calm Intellectual Filter already engaged, so as to get all the negativity out of the way. He ends up overloading it.
-->'''The Dom''': ''The trick of balancing accuracy and good screenwriting is of course a very difficult tightrope to walk, and I try not to be too judgmental- (Filter switches off)'' -[[ImmediateSelfContradiction I'm gonna take one of the DVDs and stick it]] ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction so]]'' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction far up his ass...]]
* "Much to my personal relief they also got rid of that awful writer Titley, and replaced him with a guy called Marc Guggenheim, best known for ''[[Film/GreenLantern2011 oh come on]]'', are you ''freaking'' kidding me?"
* Toward the end, he tries to reengage the Filter:
-->'''The Dom:''' ''(bagpipe music plays) Well this is a right plum puddin', an' no mistake!...Wha? Reginald, ya silly bugger, this is nay the Intellectual Filter, it's the Scottish Filter! These are nay people known for their calmness, switch it over ya wee dafty!''
* The next attempts result in the Gollum Filter and the Valley Girl Filter. The Dom just gives up after that.
-->'''The Dom:''' ''(valley girl voice)'' Why do you even have this setting?

[[AC: Film/TheWitches1990]]
* "Hello again, Creator/RoaldDahl, you sociopathic maniac masquerading as a children's book author."
* "Now, before I start with the comparison, I just need to get a few non-adaption-related things off my chest." ''(clears throat)'' "Child acting." ''(grimace, thumbs-down)'' "{{Creator/Rowan Atkinson}}." ''(big grin, thumbs-up)'' "Possible cruelty to real animals." ''(stern head-shake)'' "Surprisingly effective practical effects." ''(smile, thumbs-up)'' "Ah, thanks, I feel much better now."
* Complaining about the main character being changed from English to American. "You can't ignore my people forever, America!"
* "Phase 2 of their plan involved an army of cats, so it's automatically the ''best plan ever''."
* The Dom predicts there will be a reboot of the movie at some point, "filled with CGI mice and uncomfortably-sexy witches."
** "Make a note of this now, marvel at my precognitive powers later. Goodbye beautiful watchers." ''(turns to one of the sexy witches)'' "Hey baby, how you doin'?"

[[AC: Film/{{Eragon}}]]
* In the "Beginner's Guide" video, The Dom gives a quick overview of the plot...without using any specific names. Told in this fashion the story sounds [[SarcasmMode a tiny bit]] similar to [[Film/ANewHope a certain other story]]...
-->'''The Dom:''' This is the book equivalent of a student downloading an essay off the internet and thinking that using the word-replacement tool will be enough to fool his teacher!
* "[The filmmakers] also haven't quite caught on to the fact that sticking your actor in front of a green screen and pointing a hair dryer in his general direction isn't in ''any'' way convincing to the audience."
-->'''The Dom:''' ''(in front of a green screen)'' [[DullSurprise I'm genuinely invested in what's happening around meeeee...]]
* "They made Eragon's life with his uncle much more two-dimensionally happy in the film, which only served to more clearly paint a big old 'I'm so fucking dead' message on his forehead."
* Dragon sex-ed videos:
-->"You're going to be noticing some changes to your body soon. Don't worry, this is perfectly normal and it will only last a few seconds, then you will be a full-fledged adult and able to go about your day."
* The Dom declares that he's going to take the high road regarding [[Film/DungeonsAndDragons2000 Jeremy Irons's]] presence in the film...but eventually can't resist allowing himself ''one'' reference.
* Realizing that there could be potential problems with the Elvish language being impossible to lie in:
--->'''Dress-wearing elf (in Elvish):''' ''Does this top make me look like a fat man in drag?''\\
'''Other elf:''' ...No, baby! You, uh, you look great!\\
'''Dress-wearing elf (in Elvish):''' ''(suspicious) ...Why did you say that in English?''

[[AC: Film/TheHuntForRedOctober]]
* Pointing out the SpoofAesop of how all but one character in both book and film was a chain smoker, and the one who wasn't picked up the habit by the end. "Hey kids, don't they look cool? ''Yeah'', they look cool. Don't ''you'' want to look cool?"
* "Clancy actually wrote in a reference to the true story that inspired the book ''in'' the book, which I think should have caused a meta-paradox and destroyed his universe...but, that might just be me."
* The Dom mentioning about something fairly important in the book whose omission in the film rather annoyed him, but he just can't ''quite'' remember what it was...all the while "Rule, Britannia!" starts playing and building up in the background.
-->'''The Dom:''' America, you have to learn to share the credit. For stuff real, ''and'' fictional.
* "I also feel I have to mention that despite Clancy's apparent belief, [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch no one in Britain has said the words "jolly good" since the nineteen-fifties!]]"

[[AC: WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}]]
* The Dom [[TemptingFate happily describing the young British lead character and how her house is near London]]...then cutting to the very American-accented film Coraline saying that she's from Pontiac, Michigan.
-->'''The Dom:''' ''(long beat; then sighs)''\\
''("TIMES THAT THE AMERICANS HAVE STOLEN OR WRITTEN OUT BRITISH CHARACTERS: 3")''\\
'''The Dom:''' Yeah that's right, I'm keeping score now.
* Actually preferring how the film had the Other Mother's creepiness build up over time instead of her being inhuman from the start, as in the latter case [[SuddenlyShouting "WHY THE]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting DID CORALINE TRUST HER AT ALL, THEN?!"]]
-->'''Other Mother:''' Hello dear, I'm your Other Mother--\\
'''The Dom:''' ''(screams, pulls out a gun and shoots until she falls to the floor, pulls out a ''second'' gun when the first runs out of bullets, then runs away, still screaming)''\\
'''Other Mother:''' ''(painfully raises hand)''\\
'''The Dom:''' ''([[KillItWithFire burns her with a flamethrower]], still screaming)''

[[AC: Film/TheHungerGamesCatchingFire]]
* The image accompanying The Dom's theorizing that Suzanne Collins was "hovering over" Lionsgate in spirit even if she wasn't technically involved in writing the screenplay.
* When The Dom spots what is presumably supposed to be the film's version of an Avox, he panics and exclaims that [[CallBack David Lynch has sent the]] [[BodyHorror "freaky doctors"]] from ''Dune'' after him. "''Run'', Jennifer Lawrence, save yourself!"
* Describing the first Quarter Quell, where the District citizens had to vote on who to send as tributes, as "[[BringMeMyBrownPants brown trouser time]] for the assholes in the community, I would imagine." The scenario being acted out by a crowd of Dom clones.

[[AC: Film/TheHungerGamesMockingjayPart1]]
* The little skit demonstrating The Dom's criticism of film Katniss always pulling her bow back long before she shoots, one of the potential explanations being that "the draw weight on all of her bows has been so laughable her arrows should have been bouncing off of anyone wearing thick clothing."
** Continuing during the end segment where the weak arrows continually annoy The Dom as he tries to plug his Patreon.
* Ultimately, he deems the film good enough to have "a decent chance of being allowed to hang with the cool kids [the first two films] in the Hunger Games school reunion."

[[AC: Film/TheHungerGamesMockingjayPart2]]
* When he discusses his feelings on the book's ending, the line "I don't like feeling depressed. I like feeling happy. And, situation-appropriate, slightly aroused," coincides with a clip of Tigris from the film.
-->[[NotWhatItLooksLike THE DOM WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THAT THAT WAS A JOKE AND THAT HE IS NOT A FURRY]]
* The first time he read the book ending he shouted "Oh, COME ON!"...while in a veterinarian waiting room.
-->'''The Dom:''' Do you have ANY idea what it's like to receive an accusatory stare from seventeen startled puppies?
* Casually referring to Lyme as [[Series/GameOfThrones "Brienne of Tarth"]].
* The skit of President Snow's meal guests awkwardly trying to ignore the guy Snow poisoned ''before'' everyone started eating.
* "At this point you might be wondering: 'Well then The Dom, you gorgeous example of sexy manhood, seeing as the book's ending depressed you so much, does that mean you like the ending of the film better?' To which my obvious response is: ''(struggling)'' I...''don't know!!''"
** "RRRR, ''brain pain!'' You ''broke'' me with that little smile, Creator/JenniferLawrence, I hope you're happy!"
* The alternate universe where Katniss was played by Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter.
* "[[TemptingFate I sure am glad there's nothing]] [[Film/HarryPotter much, much longer, more popular, and way more time-consuming]] looming on the near horizon. That would just completely push me over the deep endwwwhat are you staring at?" ''(Hedwig's Theme starts playing)''
** "OH, ''FUCK'' ME!"

[[AC: Literature/{{Dagon}}]]
* The Dom getting booed by Lovecraft fans over his attempts to pronounce "Cthulhu". "You know what, [[TheUnpronounceable I'm not]] ''[[TheUnpronounceable supposed]]'' [[TheUnpronounceable to be able to pronounce it]], I don't have the right organs!"
* Summarizing the film protagonist's vague occupation as, "a science computer man doing smart stuff."
* "Two things that feature quite heavily in the film that have no basis in the book whatsoever, are ''[[FanService boobies]]''."
** The following censor bar over a clip of said boobies reads: [[DontExplainTheJoke "Two things...get it?"]]
* "Until next time, my very beautiful watchers, peace and love!...[[IncrediblyLamePun craft]]. I'm funny."

[[AC: Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone]]
* Countering people telling him that the child actors got better in future movies by pointing out that that fact doesn't help his annoyance with them in the first one, where each "is just a kid who ''can't act!''" regardless of Creator/DanielRadcliffe going on into a respectable acting career, Creator/EmmaWatson becoming an inspiring feminist icon, or Creator/RupertGrint going on to...own an ice cream truck.
* "The impression I get when I'm watching this film is that I've somehow been roped into going to a school play that my friend's kid is in, only I can't remember which kid is his, so I'm left watching prepubescent strangers squeak their lines and occasionally adopt surprised expressions when they remember they're supposed to be acting!" ''(long exasperated growl)''
** "Oh, and the CGI really fucking sucks in this film."
* "[[NoJustNoReaction No.]] No, that is ''not'' the Bloody Baron."
* Pointing out that film!Harry straight-up murders Quirrell. "Yer a cold-blooded killer, Harry."
** [[RunningGag "Azkaban."]]
* Suggesting that the reason the Hogwarts school song never shows up in any other of the books is because the staff finally worked up the nerve to tell Dumbledore that he was the only one who liked it.
* Film Harry and Dumbledore discussing Nicholas Flamel:
-->'''Harry:''' Doesn't that mean Flamel will die?\\
'''Dumbledore:''' Yes, yes he will.\\
''(long beat)''\\
'''Harry:''' Wow, you really don't give a fuck, do you?\\
'''Dumbledore:''' He was a prick, I never liked him.

[[AC: Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets]]
* Terrence pointing out how an argument in the film is a bit slow-paced, and how it perhaps should have gone:
-->'''Oliver Wood:''' Fuck off, we booked the pitch today!\\
'''Draco:''' We all have new brooms 'cause my dad is awesome and you suck.\\
'''Hermione:''' You clearly bought your way onto the team, you spoiled yuppie!\\
'''Draco:''' Shut it, mudblood!\\
'''Ron:''' AW, HELL NAW!
* "...as it's established that Hogwarts was founded one thousand years ago, Godric Gryffindor had a really fucking ''wussy'' little sword for his era."
* "Personally I think a spot of muggle-baiting is a fine way to spend the occasional evening, but I do concede the Death Eaters took it a tad too far and ruined it for everyone."
* Terrence wondering whether Professor Sprout changed her name when she got her job, or if she was forced into her specific teaching position because of her name.
* "Did anyone else find it slightly fucked-up that [mandrakes] seemed to develop a certain level of self-awareness as they age, but Sprout was still planning to chop them up for potions? ...I rather suspect this should count as a form of murder."
** [[RunningGag "Azkaban."]]
* Apparently Terrence tried to learn Parseltongue once, but the only sentence he could manage was: [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe "I have a python under my robes."]]
* "In the book, drinking the Polyjuice Potion changed your voice as well, because...why fucking wouldn't it, you've assumed this person's vocal chords as well, I assume?"
* What Harry might have been hearing the basilisk say during the final battle.
** "Now how am I going to watch my ''Series/DesperateHousewives'' reruns, you asshole!"
* Why the Weasley parents didn't show up at Hogwarts in the film:
-->'''Molly:''' Uh, we've just received an urgent message from Hogwarts saying one of our children's been kidnapped by a monster.\\
'''Arthur:''' Oh! ...Well, we've got six more.
* The [[HilariousOuttakes bloopers]] where Dominic continually drops and breaks Terrence's wand trying to twirl it.

[[AC: Film/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban]]
* The Dom punching out Terrence and reclaiming his show at the beginning.
* Pausing immediately after his first mention of Creator/AlfonsoCuaron for a [[MotorMouth quick disclaimer]] regarding [[ForegoneConclusion the likelihood of him coming anywhere near being able to pronounce the name correctly for the rest of the episode]].
* The Dom thinking that Harry's tea leaves looked more like a [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire direwolf]] than a Grim. "THE KING IN THE NORTH!"
* His impression of Dumbledore being less vague about the time travel plan.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' [...]and while you're at it, stop me from challenging Hagrid to that drinking competition, because my head is fucking ''killing'' me.
* "[The dementors'] movement is described as being a creepy glide along the ground in the book, not flying around like [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKITY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK]] is ''[[Film/Dune1984 he]]'' [[CallBack doing here?!]] Get him out of my review!"
* Due to the lack of explanation in the film as to how Lupin and Snape knew to go to the Shrieking Shack, The Dom theorizes that the Shack is just where the teachers always go to get high.
-->'''Flitwick:''' Look at me, I'm an eagle!\\
'''Snape:''' Get down from there, Flitwick.
* "[Harry and Hermione] never end up being swung around by [the Whomping Willow in the book], so you're not left wondering how SHREDDED Hermione must be under that little pink sweater for her to be able to lift Harry off the ground with one arm!"

[[AC: Film/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire]]
* Taking a look at what filmwork the new director has under his belt, and being...[[Film/FourWeddingsAndAFuneral a bit underwhelmed]].
-->'''Terrence''': That man's entire career comprised exclusively of the shameless prostitution of awkward British charm.
* Expressing his disappointment with Creator/DavidTennant's performance by saying that he seemed "temporarily possessed by the ghost of Creator/NicolasCage".
* "Oh come on, lads, it's just a case of whipping out your incredibly bulging biceps and showing off your awesome Ravenclaw tattoo OH WAIT [[SmallNameBigEgo that's just a Terrence thing]]."
* Terrence's summary of how things could have gone if Voldemort hadn't insisted on such a convoluted scheme to get Harry to him.
** "All I'm saying is, this plan probably explains why You-Know-Who wasn't Sorted into Ravenclaw."
* Wondering if the "orgasmic moaning" in the Beauxbatons students entrance in the film was "just something involuntary that happens to them when they move in groups."
-->'''Blonde Beauxbatons student:''' Can you believe we have been set this much homework in the first week of term? It is so unfair!\\
'''Both:''' HHHHHAAAAAAA!\\
'''Redhead student:''' Perhaps we should complain to Madame Maxime. It is unfair to expect this much from us this soon after all.\\
'''Both:''' HHHHHAAAAAAA!\\
'''Blonde:''' Oh, by the way, have you seen how Fleur is doing her hair this year? I was thinking I might be able to pull that off.\\
'''Both:''' HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA! ''(butterflies flutter away)''\\
'''Blonde:''' Whoo! Dear ''me'', that was a large one!
* With the added scene of [=McGonagall=] giving the Gryffindors dancing lessons, Terrence wonders if the other Heads of Houses also did this.
-->'''Snape:''' Malfoy, we're going to dance like nobody's watching.\\
'''Draco:''' I-I, um...I really don't want to, sir.
* "Did you learn ''nothing'' from Stephen King, Mr. Newell? HEDGES ARE NOT SCARY! ''(stilted)'' This should not be something someone has to tell you!"
* "You know, despite the awful fuss they made about Harry managing to grab a ''single'' dragon egg in this film, I've actually been stealing them on the sly for over a year now, and let me tell you, they are just ''delicious''. Seriously, you have not had real scrambled eggs until you've tried Ukrainian Ironbelly with just a pinch of salt-" ''(dragon ROARS)'' "...Oh bugger."
* The "conclusion" of the cliffhanger from Part 1 at the start of Part 2, having largely nothing at all to do with said cliffhanger: a series of clips of Terrence, among other things, hanging out on [[Series/GameOfThrones the Wall with Jon Snow]] and telling him to stop being so pouty; learning the plot of Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild from The Dom's butler Reginald; saving [[Series/GameOfThrones Ned Stark]] from his execution and drunkenly telling him that they'll start their ''own'' kingdom in the North; and [[TakeThat casting a silencing spell on]] Donald Trump ("Merlin's beard, that is so much better, I am ''never'' undoing that").
-->'''Terrence:''' Well, all in all that was a pretty average week.
* If you pay close attention to the animation of the Marauder's Map when mentioning the scene from the book where Harry saw Crouch Jr's name on it, you can see dots with Terrence's and Katie Bell's names entering a room together, then begin moving very...suggestively.
* Using clips of [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Leslie Knope]] as stand-ins for Bertha Jorkins.
* Lamenting the absence of the blast-ended skrewts in the film.
-->'''Terrence:''' I just wanted to see Rupert Grint getting a little bit attacked by a giant armored scorpion monster with a leech's head that could blast fire out of its arse! Is that ''really'' too much to ask for?

[[AC: Film/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix]]
* [[BrickJoke The Dom falling on Terrence after the levitating charm Terrence had used to get him out of the way last episode wore off.]]
-->'''The Dom:''' Hello, beautiful watchers! Welcome back to theeee Happy Potterathon! ''[[NonSequiturThud (collapses)]]''
* The rant about the Order's and Harry's broom flight to Grimmauld Place in the film.
-->'''The Dom:''' In the film, they fly right down the middle of the ''fucking Thames''. A ''blatant'' display of magic on the busiest and most observed river in all of fucking Britain, making eye contact with sailors, riverfront businesses, AND THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT!
** [[RunningGag "Azkaban."]]
* Noting that the actor playing young James Potter looks nothing like Daniel Radcliff...
-->'''The Dom:''' So...who could they ''possibly'' have got to play him instead? Let's see, let's see... Someone who looks ''exactly'' like Daniel Radcliff...hmm... Hey here's an idea, why didn't you cast Daniel fucking Radcliff?!
* How the Hall of Prophecy scene should have gone down in the film, given that the prophecy just auto-plays when Harry picks it up and the Death Eaters were clearly within hearing range.
-->'''Lucius Malfoy:''' Well, that was surprisingly easy. Um... Bellatrix, go ahead and kill them all.
* The Dom ends Part 1 leaving to address a series of intense visions he is suddenly struck with. At the start of Part 2, he is relaxing on a couch with a book in one hand and a drink in the other, with peaceful music playing in the background. He goes on to explain that "what I thought was a vision turned out to just be the aftereffects of eating a way-too-mature slice of Stilton."
-->'''The Dom:''' ...I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit disappointed.
* Imagining that the writers seemed almost to resent J.K. Rowling telling them that Kreacher would be important later and not to cut him out. "''(sigh)'' All right Jo, we won't cut out the elf completely. But he's not having a story arc! He's just gonna be...there at the house, occasionally."
* The brief bit where the Marauder's Map shows Terrence apparently fleeing from a group of Hufflepuffs shooting spells at him.
* The filmmakers' attempt to change Harry's position on a scale of "Sexual Naivety." "Jo, all we're looking to do is move him down the scale ''slightly'' so he's below [[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey Anastasia Steele]]! I really don't think that's unreasonable."
** The scale also includes [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Sheldon]], [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss]], [[Anime/YuGiOh Yugi]], [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Fred]], and [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Data]]. Only Sheldon is higher than Harry.
* "You know, I think you're right, it is about time we had a movie with Peeves in it! ...Ha-ha-ha, no I'm just messing with ya!"
* The portrait of Sirius's mother being portrayed as the crazy cat lady from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

[[AC: The Harry Potterathon Recap]]
* Terrence's PSA bringing attention to the terrible affliction that affects up to 1 in 4 UK wizards in their lifetimes: ''[[FauxHorrific being sorted into Hufflepuff House]]''.
-->'''Terrence''': If you observe these youngsters showing no particular drive to succeed in life, but proving to be unexpectedly good [[Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical finders]], you need to act quickly.
* "The Dom would like to remind viewers that the opinions expressed by anyone in this commercial do not necessarily reflect his stance on the subject. He also requests that you keep in mind that he tried to shoot Terrence once."

[[AC: Film/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince]]
* "I've got to say, this was quite a ''dark'' film...and I ''don't'' mean that figuratively."
-->'''Terrence''': Sometimes, admittedly, this was plot appropriate, but for the majority of the film it just seems like Hogwarts was really trying to save on its candle bill this year.
* While he criticizes the "muddy, miserable feel" that the film designs give to formerly vibrant, colorful settings, he does give the filmmakers credit for "more realistically representing genuine British weather."
* Pointing out the casting of Creator/RalphFiennes' nephew as young Tom Riddle, "and goodness me, he ''acts'' [[DullSurprise like he's just someone's nephew]]."
* Imagining [[ImStandingRightHere Dean Thomas standing awkwardly just off-camera]] as Harry and Ron discuss him while in the dormitory they ''share with him.''
** Terrence feels a bit of a kinship with Dean in that regard, giving us a scene of him in the Ravenclaw common room as his fellow students loudly discuss what a douchebag he is and wondering if they can vote him out of the House.
-->'''Terrence''': You dickheads know I'm right here, don't you? I can hear ''everything'' you're saying.\\
'''Ravenclaws''': ''GOOD!''
* "...and the successful acquirement of the glob of brain semen."
-->'''Terrence''': Oh, don't act like you've not been thinking it for years!
* Terrence's little Ravenclaw-pride-fueled rant about Yates's treatment of Professor Flitwick's character.
* The "sexually-charged back-and-forth" between Harry and Ginny in the film.
-->'''Terrence as Harry''': Oh yes, that's right Weasley, you tie that shoelace ''real good''. Mm. Don't forget to double-knot it, ah, ''ah'' yes, there it is, you redheaded minx.
* Throwing away all pretense when discussing book!Harry's "monster in his chest." "Essentially, Rowling personified Harry's dick."
-->'''Harry's "chest-monster"''': ''Harry.'' Ginny's looking pretty hot today, isn't she?\\
'''Harry''': She's Ron's sister!\\
'''"Chest-monster"''': But she clearly wants to touch your wand. You should run up and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!\\
'''Harry''': She's ''Ron's sister!''\\
'''"Chest-monster"''': Ah, who gives a fuck? You can always find another ginger friend to make stupid faces.\\
'''Harry''': It would never work.\\
'''"Chest-monster"''': Stop lying, and prove to her ''why'' you're the Chosen One...\\
'''Harry''': SHUT UP!\\
'''"Chest-monster"''': No! Now show her your patronus, she'll ''love'' that...
* Cormac [=McLaggen=] is described by Terrence as "a strong contender for the Most Annoying Arsehole at Hogwarts award"...then grouses that ''he'' had been the recipient of [[NotHyperbole that award]] that year.
* Wondering why Harry seemed to get no punishment for almost killing Malfoy in the film, whereas he had been strongly punished in the book:
-->'''Snape''': You know what, Potter, he probably had this coming, you can just run along. ''(to Malfoy)'' You see, Draco? This is why you shouldn't be rude to your teachers at parties.
* Terrence realises [[FridgeHorror the horrible implications]] of {{Love Potion}}s, causing him to completely freak out:
-->'''Terrence:''' ''(after relating Voldemort's origin story, which involved his mother repeatedly drugging his father with love potions)'' Wait... Hang on. That's pretty much straight-up ''rape'', isn't it? I mean, she used magical drugs to make him consent to sex against his will. ''(with a disgusted expression on his face)'' Huh, that's pretty horrible now that I think about it... ''(makes an OhCrap face) Good Lord'', Fred and George Weasley ''sell'' this stuff to ''teenagers''! ''Legally!'' Merlin's beard, the magical community condones date rape for ''all'' ages! ''[[RunningGag AZKABAN!]]'' Azkaban, ''all'' of you! Fred, George, Romilda Vane, Ginny, Hermione -- I ''see'' you handling that filth! -- Slughorn -- we all know you made the stuff! -- Azkaban! ''AZKABAN!'' ALL OF YOU! GAH-HA, I CAN'T ''UNREALISE'' THIS! ...Oh, wait. ''(takes out his wand)'' Yes, I can. ''(points wand at himself)'' Obliviate!
* [[HilariousOuttakes Dominic musing on his process of getting into character for Terrence]]:
-->'''Dominic''': You know, I definitely feel like the transformation takes place as I'm putting the shades on, it's like, ''dun-dun-duuuuuuuu-'' ''(puts on shades)'' -and asshole.

[[AC: Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallowsPart1]]
* Terrence starts his introduction for the review, but is soon distracted...
-->'''Terrence''': ...''Merlin's mankini'', when the HELL did you get a TANK?!\\
'''The Dom''': I've ''[[RetCon always]]'' had a tank!\\
'''Terrence''': I'm pretty sure you never established that!\\
'''The Dom''': Have you learned nothing from these movies? [[TakeThat We don't need to establish ANYTHING!!]] ''AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!''
* "I say, a woman being kidnapped in broad daylight clearly within my field of vision? ''(beat)'' Well, that's none of my business."
* "Hello everyone, and welcome to the Ministry of Magic court-ordered adult learning classes. As you're probably aware, you've all been sentenced to a few months of mandatory intensive lessons as an alternative punishment, because after [[CallBack half the wizarding world was sent to Azkaban for sexual misconduct]], there is now no more room for any more inmates. Uh, anyway, Lesson One: the Statute of Secrecy, and why it's ''not okay'' to keep flying around at ''ground level'' through the streets and rivers of ''the'' most populated Muggle city in ALL OF GREAT BRITAIN! ''(beat)'' There will be a test."
* The Dom's critique of how Dobby being written out of all the films between the second and seventh lessens the impact of his death leads to:
-->'''Dobby''': Dobby will always be there for Harry Potter.\\
'''The Dom as Dobby''': Except, you know, in the last three films, but...two out of five isn't bad if you really think about it. Uh, essentially what Dobby is trying to say is he will ''very occasionally'' be there for Harry Potter.
* Just the way the Dom says the line: "Aberforth had trouble with the law for doing ''[[NoodleIncident something]]'' to a goat he shouldn't have been doing to a goat."

[[AC: Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallowsPart2]]
* The Dom and Terrence's battle over who gets to do the final review.
-->'''The Dom''': ''(as Terrence slowly sneaks up behind him)'' I was hoping to keep the last two films to one episode each, but doing that with ''Deathly Hallows Part 1'' was flat-out exhausting. So, here we are ''(click)'' and that's called a "land mine," Terrence!
* Terrence Apparating them to various locations as they fight, first to [[Series/ThePrisoner1967 the Village]], where he accidentally hits Number 6 with a Full Body-Bind ("What the devil?!"); then to [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Camp Half-Blood]], where The Dom briefly gains the upper-hand by [[WeaksauceWeakness saying Voldemort's name over and over]] before they are chased away by a minotaur.
* Both The Dom and Terrence trying to fight through the FEELINGS induced by Snape's "Always," line and stick to their stance that he was still a "dickhead."
* "Mm! Terrence does like a fiery redhead. Mrs. Weasley, let me know next time your husband's away."
* Part One ends with an army of Snape fans coming to take revenge on the two for badmouthing him. The Dom laments that he is going to be killed by "an army of teenage girls with confused sexual feelings towards a bad role model... Just like my horoscope said."
* Terrence's argument convincing the fangirls to give up their assault at the beginning of Part Two:
-->'''Terrence''': So, in conclusion, that is why [[Film/{{Thor}} Tom Hiddleston's Loki]] is a much better object of your misplaced affections than Snape ever was. There is no need for us to keep fighting, go forth and write your terrible slash-fiction in peace!
* The Dom had managed to hold off the fangirl army long enough for Terrence to research his argument, but at a terrible cost: his ''[[CallBack tank]]''.
-->''(''[[Film/Titanic1997 My Heart Will Go On]]'' plays)''\\
The Dom's tank\\
[[RetCon Since always]] - 2016
** "Well, it had a good run."
* Film Aberforth's feelings towards his brother being reduced to "...I just kind of don't like him, 'cause he keeps secrets and stuff."
* "For one thing, [the Carrows] had a nasty habit of beating up [[ButHeSoundsHandsome incredibly handsome students]] at the dinner table just for sharing a bit of news. Dickheads."
* After Terrence magically fixes The Dom's eyesight (the in-universe explanation for him no longer needing glasses after getting laser surgery), The Dom lets him take over for a bit while he takes a bunch of goofy selfies for his Facebook.
* [[Film/ThePrincessBride Prince Humperdink]] as a stand-in for the Bloody Baron.
* "[The filmmakers] also thought the films needed less Easter eggs and more awkward teenage snogging. [[SarcasmMode Good call there, guys!]]"
* The Death Eaters sent to capture Neville's grandma failing due to underestimating her sass.
-->'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Fat Grandma]]''': I'll learn ya, ya darn Death Eaters!
* The Dom criticizing the Goblet of Fire film for seemingly having every character deciding to grow out their hair at the same time...[[HypocriticalHumor then panicking as an old photo of himself with quite a lengthy hairstyle of his own pops up]]. "Okay, NOBODY saw that."
* During the Patreon sponsors portion of the credits, there's a piece of fanart of [[CallBack the basilisk watching]] ''Desperate Housewives''.

[[AC: Film/ThePrincessDiaries]]
* The Dom demonstrating, in a new sequence called Interesting Science With The Dom, that if one throws a book that has been adapted into a Disney movie as far as one possibly can, it is mathematically certain that no matter how far it is thrown, [[TakeThat it will still be closer to the thrower than the Disney adaption was to the book's plot]]. "Science!"
* The Dom mentioning that the book, despite having the framing device of being a series of diary entries by the titular princess, doesn't very well mimic the writing style of a stereotypical teenage girl..."unfortunately, it mimics the ''talking'' style of one perfectly."
-->'''(book dialog as The Dom reads)''': She's totally such a jerk, like...whatever, because, boys, and just- God, my mom's just so unfair she doesn't let me do anything, and just- I'm so flat-chested but I'm not gonna apologize because just- y'know, like, BOYS and...why does the universe hate ME and-\\
''(The Dom slowly licks a finger and turns the page)''\\
'''(book dialogue continues)''': ...and BO-O-OYS, and just like, whatever because life is unfair...
* The skit of Mia writing in her diary ''as the events she is writing about are occurring''. "Uh, Mia? Hello?"
* "Why do you hate living fathers, Disney?!"
* "You might be wondering how the whole inheritance thing works in the book if his death wasn't the catalyst for Mia having to assume the throne of Genovia someday. Well, that's a ''lovely'' story involving ''testicular cancer'' and bastards. Yay."
* "[[SarcasmMode Oh yes, you poor thing, Mia]], you and [[Film/HarryPotter Hermione]] should form a support group to help you get through life [[HollywoodHomely looking so homely]]."
* The skit demonstrating Josh's [[FlatCharacter "personality"]] in the book.
-->'''Josh''': ………Hey.\\
'''Mia and Lily''': ''(squeal, swoon and faint)''
* The Dom's brief LaughingMad moment as he discusses the book's finale having nothing to do with the whole ''princess'' thing that's in the book's ''title''.

[[AC: 30,000 Subscribers Terrence Q&A]]
* Terrence starts off the Q&A his usual cheerfully smug self...then the first question is why [[ManChild he still wears Hogwarts robes if he is in his thirties]].
-->''(beat)''\\
'''Terrence''': ''*sigh*'' ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink (downs the drink he was holding in one go, then uncorks a large bottle and takes a swig from that)]]'' Okay, I don't know ''how'' you tracked down my ex-wife, or what she's been telling you, but [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I am not so emotionally-damaged by the Battle of Hogwarts I can't even move on enough to take off the robes I was wearing]], I just don't fancy changing my clothes right now OKAY? Next question.
* Terrence's past interactions with Harry Potter.
-->'''Terrence''': Oh hey, Harry. Uh...you got any gum?\\
'''Terrence''': Hey, Harry, can I be in the D.A. again if I apologize to Parvati and promise to keep my hands to myself from now on?\\
'''Terrence''': Y'know, honestly I wouldn't worry about it, Harry, [[CallBack my penis talks to me all the time]].\\
'''Terrence's penis''': You should steal Luna's shoes so she ''has'' to talk to you!\\
'''Terrence''': See?
* Terrence's patronus is Creator/ShiaLaBeouf.
** "I don't know why, I've never even SEEN a ''Transformers'' movie, the only thing I know him from is ''Series/EvenStevens'' and I-I-I didn't get the appeal!"
* Terrence [[BlatantLies can't really recall any embarrassing stories about himself...]]
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]''': MR. BOOT, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY ROOM?!\\
'''Terrence''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh, no need for games, Professor. Why don't you come over here and give me]] ''[[UnusualEuphemism fifty points to Ravenclaw]]''?
** "Well...probably safe to say I misread some signals there."
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Terrence flirting with a dementor.]]
* Terrence's OTP: [[ItsAllAboutMe Terrence]] and [[LikesOlderWomen Mrs. Weasley]].
* Terrence faces a boggart. "[[FauxHorrific I'm Sorting you into]] ''[[FauxHorrific Hufflepuff!]]''"
* When Terrence is asked about his favorite magical sweet:
-->'''Terrence''': You know, everyone likes to make fun of Cockroach Clusters, but if you dip those bad boys in caramel...[[BaitAndSwitch well, they're still fucking disgusting, but Hufflepuffs don't realize what they're eating until it's too late.]]
* Terrence's "foolproof test" for determining if a Slytherin is falling into Dark magic:
-->'''Terrence''': ''[=DeathEatersayswhat=]?''\\
'''Scorpius Malfoy''': Huh?\\
'''Terrence''': Hmm... ''(makes "I'm watching you" gesture)''
* Terrence's guide to chatting up girls from each House:
-->'''Ravenclaw''': "Hey, baby, how 'bout me and you head upstairs and I'll introduce my 'wit beyond measure' to your 'greatest treasure.'"\\
'''Gryffindor''': "If you think what Neville managed to do with the sword and the Sorting Hat was impressive, wait until you see what ''I'm'' about to pull out."\\
'''Slytherin''': "Well ''hello'' nasty girl. I'm thinking me and you head downstairs, my basilisk is just dying to get to know your Chamber of Secrets."\\
'''Hufflepuff''': "Well hello there. My name's Harry Potter. Yes, that one, you've heard of me!"
* "Fun facts about Miss Granger: she can write in short-hand, she smells like fresh peaches, and she doesn't like it when people smell her."
* Terrence just grins evilly and waggles his eyebrows when asked if he knows of any [[AccidentalInnuendo secret passages the Marauders never found]].
* "What is the relationship between Dom and Terrence?" "Stop ''shipping'' us, Internet! It's getting weird."
* Terrence advising being absolutely certain which of a pair of twins you've lent money to, "or they'll both claim it was the other one later, [[NoodleIncident and then all of a sudden]] ''[[NoodleIncident Terrence]]'' [[NoodleIncident is the bad guy because]] ''(Creator/AlanRickman voice)'' 'Veritaserum isn't for something so petty,' and, 'Get out of my office, Boot, it's three in the morning.'"
* Apparently Terrence once attempted to score with Moaning Myrtle. "Good lord I was drunk ''that'' night."
* [[BlatantLies Terrence was the best at Quidditch.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: 2017 Episodes]]
[[AC: Film/TheHobbitAnUnexpectedJourney]]
* Calluna popping up behind The Dom, and [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl his reaction]].
* The Dom asks Calluna what she's doing there, to which she responds that she's there to help with the review. The Dom then clarifies that what he meant was "more along the lines of how did you know where I was staying, and how did you ''get in here?''" Calluna merely holds up a copy of ''The Hobbit'' and smiles creepily in response.
* Calluna presses The Dom to let her in on the review:
-->'''Calluna''': But think how much better it would be with the two of us!\\
'''The Dom''': Eh. If I ever want more people in my reviews, [[LampshadeHanging I just create more of me. See?]]\\
'''[[MesACrowd Random greenscreen duplicate Dom]]''': ...'sup.
* Calluna's opinion that, with all the drama behind the making of the Hobbit films, "we're lucky this wasn't set in space staring Siamese cats."
* The recreation of how much Azog featured in the book. With Calluna in a fake beard as Gandalf.
-->'''Gandalf''': Hey, remember how your grandfather was killed by that orc?\\
'''Thorin''': Oh yeah. That guy sucked.\\
'''Gandalf''': ''(nods)''
** And then again with Radagast.
--->'''Gandalf''': Hey Beorn, I think you know my cousin Radagast?\\
'''Beorn''': Oh yeah. He's a good guy.
* The Dom's constant mispronunciations of the Battle of Azanulbizar.
* The Dom being uncomfortable not doing the review in front of a greenscreen. "How do you deal with all this... ''[disgusted] reality''?"
** He tentatively pokes the couch a few times as Calluna rolls her eyes...then moves to poke her, and gets his hand slapped away.
* While criticizing how the film toned down the colorful nature of many of the dwarves' outfits in the book, Calluna admits that she can see the filmmakers being worried about them being taken seriously, "as it sounds a bit...y'know. [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Hi-ho, hi-ho...]]"
* "Dark loner broody heroes are all the rage at the moment, but back when ''The Hobbit'' was written, you were allowed to fight evil ''and'' not be grumpy all the time."
* After The Dom talks about how book!Thorin would go on long droning speeches listening to the sound of his own voice:
-->'''Calluna''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, I can't possibly imagine what]] ''[[SarcasmMode that's]]'' [[SarcasmMode like.]]
* The suggestion that one of the writers was on a Red Bull-influenced sugar high for certain scenes.
-->'''Writer''': Okay, the book says the party is travelling through the mountains and they see giants fighting in the distance...\\
'''Hyperactive writer''': YEAH! AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY'RE STANDING ON ONE OF THEIR KNEECAPS, AND THEY FLY AROUND WITH IT AS THEY BATTLE AND HEADBUTT EACH OTHER AND SHIT!\\
'''Writer''': ...What? Okay, so Gandalf then throws his voice and does impressions of the trolls to keep them arguing long enough for the sun to rise...\\
'''Hyperactive writer''': YOU MEAN HE SMASHES A GIANT BOULDER WITH HIS STAFF, LETTING THE SUN THROUGH IT!\\
'''Writer''': ...I don't think I do...\\
'''Hyperactive writer''': IT'S GONNA BE AWESOOOOME!!\\
'''Writer''': Right, so, after the dwarves run through the tunnels, chased by the goblins, they-\\
'''Hyperactive writer''': THEY FIGHT ALL THE GOBLINS ALONG THE WOODEN ROADS AND SURF A COLLAPSING BRIDGE DOWN A ''HUGE'' PRECIPICE AND IT'S ''BADASS!!!''\\
'''Writer''': ''(tearful)'' Why are you always yelling, Liz?
* Calluna dragging The Dom along with her to fight a cave troll randomly attacking the city, mirroring how Gandalf shanghaied Bilbo in the book.
* The Dom trying to ask Calluna out to dinner, only to get shot down, as she already had plans. There's a knock at the door...
-->'''Terrence''': Hey, gorgeous, you ready to go?
** "DAMN YOU TEREEEEEEEEENCE!!!"
* In the [[HilariousOuttakes bloopers video]], both Dom and Calluna flubbing their lines right from the get-go.
-->'''Calluna''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I can't wait for my paragraph later...]]
** [[SelfDeprecation "This is why we put an entire day aside for this."]]
-->'''Dominic''': So no, I don't think it's a ''terrible'' film, but isl- buti-\\
'''Calluna''': Buttocks?\\
'''Dominic''': Buttocks. I do like a good pair of buttocks!
** "I INVENTED PLASTIC, GANDALF, DON'T QUESTION IT!"
*** "My aunt gave me those, she spent a dollar thirty-five!"
** "The immature, bickering nature of said trolls. ''[beat]'' Insert Internet joke here."
** The Dom briefly becoming Bert from ''Film/MaryPoppins''.

[[AC: Film/TheGodfather]]
* Almost inevitably, the review opens with The Dom doing a parody of the movie...in which he scolds his beautiful watchers for asking for said parody, and tells them that he's going to get the whole thing out of the way at the beginning before it stops being funny.
-->'''The Dom''': But now, you come to me and you say, "Dom, give me the parody that everyone is going to expect from you when you review ''The Godfather''," but, ah...you do not ask with respect, you...don't offer friendship, you...don't even think to call me "''The'' Dom."
** All while stroking a Charmander plush.
*** [[HilariousOuttakes "I would have preferred Bulbasaur, but, uh, he's too green. For the screen."]]
** Afterwards, he drops the "slightly racist accent" but keeps the suit, "cuz I look fucking ''amazing'' in it."
* The usual spoiler warning text includes an additional warning for "high probability of poorly pronounced Italian names."
* After being clear that even though he believes that the film fully deserves all the praise given it, it is not for everyone and there's nothing wrong with choosing not to watch it:
-->'''The Dom''': Right then, while the League of Snooty Film Critics furiously search through our bylaws to see if that's something I'm allowed to say...
* "I have to admit, when I first started reading this book, I wasn't expecting ''quite'' so much of the plot to be based around...um...genitalia."
** "I-I'm pretty sure this book is supposed to be about the mafia, isn't it? No? Still describing vaginal surgery, huh? Okay. I'll wait."
* [[BrickJoke At the end, it turns out that The Dom was]] ''[[BrickJoke not]]'' [[BrickJoke allowed to say it was okay to not see the film]], and he is taken before [[SinisterSilhouettes the League of Snooty Film Critics]], who pronounce his punishment: ''reviewing'' '''Fifty Shades of Grey'''.

[[AC: Series/FrankHerbertsDune - The Dom Reviews]]
* The Dom opens with a letter to the director of the upcoming film reboot, [[CallBack pleading with him to keep in mind that the original book version of Baron Harkonnen cannot fly]].
** "P.S. [[CallBack I would prefer to avoid another 'space speedo' incident if possible as my liver cannot handle another fifth of Liqueur all at once]], but that is admittedly a secondary concern."
* Describing the [[SpecialEffectsFailure glowing-eyes effect]] as making everyone look like "alternative [[Franchise/StarWars Jawas]]."
* *The Dom is what's known as "Picardosexual". Mostly straight but [[EvenTheGuysWantHim very attracted to]] Creator/PatrickStewart.
* "The only reason I could think of for them adding in the cute fremen girl, is what's the point of having the lead do something cool, if there's only an old woman there to be wowed by it, you know? [[SarcasmMode You gotta have sexual tension, or there's no point!]]"
* "Oh, Creator/WilliamHurt, maybe just...don't do sci-fi, it's [[Film/LostInSpace clearly not your thing]]."
* "Herbert kinda had a [[ArtisticLicenseBiology 'because fuck you' attitude towards explaining his biology]]."
* The Dom's reaction to the clip of [[ChewingTheScenery the Guild spokesman's strange hand movements]].
- -> ‘ ‘ ‘The Dom’ ‘ ‘: “Booooooooobs . . .”
-->'''The Dom''': Was the director just asleep that day, or had everyone just given up by this point, so the actor decided that interpretive dance meets Creator/WilliamShatner was the way to go?

[[AC: Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey]]
* "Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying porn is the problem, I LOVE porn, I don't have an eight-digit passcode on my phone because I'm worried my mother will accidentally see my holiday snaps..."
* "This is arguably the only time that Grey has a positive effect on the story, and it still pretty much boils down to, 'Unhand that lady! If anyone's going to take advantage of her, it's going to be meeeee!' [[SarcasmMode What a hero]]."
* ''(big forced grin)'' "All of these characters are scum!"
* "For some reason, I can only assume some sort of botched lobotomy in her past, Ana continues to like Grey..."
* Upon reaching the part where Grey follows Anastasia to her mother's place despite her specifically going there to get some distance from him to think things over, the Dom pauses, [[TranquilFury breathing very heavily]], [[RageBreakingPoint then snaps apart the handcuffs he was wearing, steps off screen for a moment and comes back with a gun, which he fires into the air until it runs out of bullets]].
** ''[[{{Beat}} (deep, calming breath)]]'' "...''Nope!''" ''(pulls out two more guns and fires them off as well)''
*** ''(clears throat and straightens tie)'' "Thanks for waiting, I feel much better now."
* The whole bit and skit about Anastasia being "the most ''easily'' sexually-satisfied woman in the UNIVERSE."
* The Dom admitting that he personally has only dabbled in BDSM - "I won't go into details, but suffice to say...these were ''not'' my only pair of handcuffs."
** [[HilariousOuttakes "...I really hope my parents aren't watching this."]]
* "This concludes the slightly more structured element of the review. I shall now start shouting random complaints about this ''piece of shit masquerading as a book'' as they occur to me."
* "And on top of that, the ''fucking descriptives''...and I mean that both literally and figuratively..."
* The outraged confusion over the repeated line of pants hanging off legs "that way."
-->'''The Dom''': ...''What'' does that ''mean?!'' I mean, are we talking crotch bulge? If not, how does baggy trousers equal sexy?!
* The Dom's aggrieved sigh when he has to discuss the infamous "inner goddess".
* [[YouKeepUsingThatWord "THAT'S]] ''[[YouKeepUsingThatWord NOT]]'' [[YouKeepUsingThatWord WHAT 'SUBCONSCIOUS' MEANS!"]]
* The Dom gets so outraged by E.L. James's assertion that the book is a love story that he punches the greenscreen image behind him so hard it cracks. [[MoodWhiplash "Oh gods, that really hurt."]]
* The ''montage'' of elevator doors opening and closing in the film.
-->'''The Dom''': Quite frankly I think someone involved in this movie had a serious hard-on for elevator doors, and I wish they'd left us out of it.
* Ana not picking up on Christian's suspicious purchases.
-->'''Christian''': Okay, I'm gonna need some cable ties...\\
'''Ana''': Okay.\\
'''Christian''': Some good strong ''tape''...\\
'''Ana''': Uh-huh.\\
'''Christian''': Quite a lot of ''rope''...\\
'''Ana''': Sure.\\
'''Christian''': Um, some good thick ''chains'' if you have them...\\
'''Ana''': No problem.\\
'''Christian''': And, uh...do you have any books titled "How to Use Hardware Store Supplies to Facilitate Kinky Sex Acts"?\\
'''Ana''': Well...I'll have to ask my manager. Gosh, this sure is some strange redecorating you're doing, Mr. Grey.
* Comparing book Christian's reaction to learning of Anastasia's virginity to as if he was told "her vagina had a one-in-six chance of turning into a tarantula if he touched it."
* The skit demonstrating the problems with trying to avoid an NC-17 rating for a movie based on a book with its appeal based on hardcore sex scenes.
-->'''[[PizzaBoySpecialDelivery Pizze-delivery man]]''': This is one huuuuuuge sausage...and it's all for ''you''.\\
'''Woman''': Oh. ''[[BaitAndSwitch (takes the pizza box)]]'' Thanks!\\
'''Pizza-delivery man''': Enjoy your meal! ''(leaves)''
* The [[CensorBox censor bars]] over the nude scenes being labeled "Bewbs," "Lady parts," and "Bum," depending on what they're covering.
* [[RunningGag The Dom not getting the]] AccidentalInnuendo of his name. And that his subscribers could be called his "subs".
-->'''The Dom''': My "beautiful watchers", actually, but what's your point?
* "Bitch, unless you're Creator/GeorgeTakei, you have ''no business'' saying ["Oh my"] ''seventy-two times''."

[[AC: Film/PowerRangers2017 - The Dom Reviews]]
* "But then [Alpha 5] goes and says something like, 'Wow, different colored children,' and I'm like, '''Woah'', Alpha, bro, I mean I know you're sixty-five million years old so you're basically the ultimate out-of-touch grandpa, but you can't say that in 2017."
* The Dom showing off his Ninjor action figure.
-->'''The Dom''': Yeah, stupid [[Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie movie]] tried to write him out to replace him with some chick with like, whistle-sticks or something, [[ManChild it was stupid]].
* The little skit about the film's blatant ProductPlacement.
-->'''Rita''': Where's the Zeo Crystal, ''Billy''?\\
'''Billy''': It's in Krispy Kreme!\\
'''Rita''': "''Krispy'' Kreme"?\\
'''Billy''': Yeah, Krispy Kreme.\\
'''Rita''': This...''"Krispy Kreme"'' must be very special.\\
'''Billy''': Oh, Krispy Kreme ''is'' very special.\\
'''Rita''': Well, I guess I'd better go look for this Krispy Kreme right now.\\
'''Billy''': ''KRISPY KREME!''
** "It's at times like these that I'm just glad I'm not one of those weak-willed idiots who's easily influenced by that kind of thing." ''[[GilliganCut (immediate cut]] to the Dom [[HypocriticalHumor scarfing down three donuts at once]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction while sobbing pathetically)]]''
** "It's not even the best advertisement for them. The Krispy Kreme in question gets torn apart by Goldar to form a massive doom-pit of fire and death! [[SarcasmMode Yay, bring the family!]]"
* Questioning how the Megazord gets back into hiding after a battle. "I was just imagining it loping through the countryside with this massive crowd of people following it with their camera phones, going like 'Shoo, shoo, go away! Rrgh!'"

[[AC: Film/EllaEnchanted]]
* The Dom threatening to stop letting Terrence crash at his place if the wizard doesn't do the review for him.
* When talking about Lucinda's habit of turning complainers into squirrels, [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} Dug]] pops up and Terrence has to shoo him away.
* "Now, I know what you're thinking, you're thinking 'Good lord, Terrence, you sexy magical man-beast of love, how the hell did you miss [the ''Cinderella'' connection]? The key is in the bloody ''name''!' That's ''exactly'' how you thought it."
* [[LikesOlderWomen Terrence's]] reaction to Joanna Lumley as Dame Olga in the film.
* "I'm beginning to see why the Dom doesn't want kids. If they ever adapt your life into a movie [[AmbiguouslyAbsentParent it's a fucking death sentence]]."
* "Prince Char makes an appearance with his uncle, who, [[ObviouslyEvil just in case you weren't entirely sure was the bad guy from his black goatee, constant maniacal laughter, and beforementioned enslavement of all magical creatures, has a]] [[SnakesAreSinister pet talking snake coiled around his scepter that whispers bad things to people]]."
** Among the names he refers to Char's uncle by: Uncle [=McObviousNasty=], Uncle Oh-My-Goodness-How-Do-You-Not-See-That-He's-The-Bad-Guy, Uncle Seriously-All-You-Have-To-Do-Is-Look-At-Him, Uncle Picture-You'd-See-In-A-Dictionary-Next-To-The-Word-"Betrayal", Uncle Satan-The-Lord-Of-Darkness-Called-Even-He-Thinks-You're-Overdoing-It.
* Regarding the portrayal of elves in the film:
-->'''Terrence''': You know, I showed this to my family's former house-elf Stumpy, and even he assured me that this is undignified and distasteful.
* "The giants tell [Ella] to sing, and the curse gives her the power to...um...invent Music/{{Queen}}."
* "Slannen then starts dating a giant girl...I-I mean, [[AnythingThatMoves I get the appeal]], but I just don't think he's thought it through, logistics-wise."
* "They storm into the throne room to save Char, the guards are summoned but are no match for the giants, so...[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext so, the evil talking snake presses a button on the wall...and summons ninjas]]."
* After the description of the film's plot:
-->'''Terrence''': ''(long beat)'' ...[[BlatantLies Couple]] of notes...
* Terrence complains about the greenscreen effects in the film:
-->'''Terrence''': I'm pretty sure the Dom could do a better job, and he's half-drunk at three-thirty in the afternoon!\\
'''The Dom''': Hey!\\
'''Terrence''': You have a ''problem'', and we're going to have to talk about it eventually!

[[AC: Film/FirstBlood]]
* The Dom talks about how [[AdaptationalHeroism film-Rambo]] made an effort not to kill the police pursuing him...then starts [[LaughingMad laughing wildly.]]
-->'''The Dom''': Nope! Nope nope nope, nope nope nope, nope nope nope. In the book, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Rambo.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Kills.]]'' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis EVERYBODY]]'''.
** Later, the skit of the [[ExecutiveMeddling filmmakers]] watching test footage of [[KillEmAll a more book-loyal Rambo]]…
--->'''Filmmaker''': ...So, yeah, David, we're thinking of making a few ''minor'' changes to the, um...[[AxCrazy hero]].
* The face the Dom makes during the moment he gives the viewers to process the revelation that Rambo dies in the book.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Terrence trying to teach Rambo]] [[Literature/HarryPotter the Levitation Charm.]]
* The Dom states that Rambo, a US soldier, was awarded a Victoria Cross for his efforts in Vietnam, which is immediately followed by an onscreen note admitting that he got his UK and US medals mixed up.

[[AC: [[Series/TheShining Stephen King's The Shining]] - The Dom Reviews]]
* [[CallBack "HEDGES ARE NOT SCARY!"]]
* The cliff's-notes version of the review:
-->'''Producer''': Hi Stephen, I'm your new producer. So! Have you thought about what you really want us to concentrate on while we're adapting this?\\
'''Stephen King''': Just make it loyal to my book.\\
'''Producer''': Gotcha. And, do you have any actors in mind yet?\\
'''King''': Oh, I don't care. As long as it's loyal to my book.\\
'''Producer''': So...you don't care if they can't act to save their lives?\\
'''King''': Nope. As long as it's loyal to my book.\\
'''Producer''': Okay. Um, and the direction, do you want it to be genuinely atmospheric and slowly build up to an unseen menace, or should we go in a more in-your-face, scary-monsters-jumping-out-at-you direction?\\
'''King''': Eh. Neither. Both. I don't really care, [[OverlyLongGag as long as it's loyal to my book]].\\
'''Producer''': Uh...o-okay. And the CGI. Now, are we gonna throw the budget into this and get the best of the best, or just pay the minimum and let it get dated as fuck within a few years?\\
'''King''': I don't care-\\
'''Both''': As long as it's loyal to my/your book.\\
'''Producer''': Yes. Just like your books, I'm noticing a recurring theme emerging.
** "Oh, it will be [loyal to your book], Stephen. It may ''just'' be that, but it ''will'' be that."
* Calling the lion hedge "both an embarrassment to special effects, and the best actor in the series."
* A potential online review of the hotel:
-->"The staff were friendly, and the location was really nice, but I was just a little bit concerned that [[NoOSHACompliance if one overweight cowboy didn't do his job exactly right every day, myself and everyone in my family would instantly die in a fiery inferno]]. Mmm...three stars. Maybe three-and-a-half."
* "Hey, the dad from ''Series/{{Friends}}'', act better! I know you can, you're not even trying, you're just saying all your lines [[DullSurprise like you were Google voice generator]].
* Deciding that the [[SpecialEffectsFailure CGI firehose with teeth]] is just so obviously stupid as to not be worth discussing.
* "Now, I can't speak from experience, because I've never been grabbed from behind by a decaying naked zombie lady, ''but'', I am one hundred percent certain that the correct sound to make is more akin to:''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl (long, terrified scream)]]'' ...as opposed to: ''(clip of Danny crying 'Woah!')'' Because 'Woah!' is the noise you make when you ''almost'' trip over but not ''quite'', not the noise you make when you're being ''grabbed from behind by a decaying naked zombie lady!''"
* "Okay, so. Mr. King. I know the main reason for this show's existence is because you weren't happy with [[Film/TheShining Kubrick]], but, come on. Look me in the eye, and be completely honest with me: you copied his homework just a little bit, didn't you? I'm not mad, I just want you to own up."
* "Why did [[CreatorCameo the zombie conductor]] just turn ''away'' from his band? And why is the camera lingering on him for so long? [[LateToThePunchline Wait.]] [[Film/TheRoom Oh hi Stephen.]]"
* Complaining about how such a fancy hotel should really have given Jack some better alcohol in both versions. "Get your shit together, ghost hotel, and serve some decent fucking liquor!"

[[AC: The Dom's 50,000 subscriber milestone introspective]]
* The matter-of-fact way he describes his initial post-bachelor-of-arts-degree-in-a-bad-economy days as "I discovered there was fuck-all work available in my chosen field, got a full-time day job, and slowly gave up on all my dreams."

[[AC: Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy]]
* Regarding the 3 ark spaceships that would supposedly be moving an alien population from their "doomed" planet:
-->'''The Dom''': The "A" ark would house all of the great leaders, scientists, heroes, artists, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Internet critics]]...
* The film Heart of Gold's doors' sighing being compared to "the noise that quite a slow person makes after they've figured out the punchline to a joke [[LateToThePunchline ten minutes after everyone else]]."
* Due to the complicated history of the canon source material, the Dom adds a temporary new category to this episode: "Where the FUCK do I put this?!"
* The Dom's [[RageBreakingPoint freak-out]] at the end of Part 1.
* Fleeing from the review, the Dom seeks safety under [[WebVideo/RockedReviews Luke Spencer's]] desk.
-->'''Luke''': ''What are you doing under my desk?! In your PAJAMAS?!''\\
'''The Dom''': Well, I figured Florida would be the safest place to hide from the Hitchhiker's movie.\\
'''Luke''': That doesn't answer either of my questions! …[[OhCrap How long have you been down there?]]\\
'''The Dom''': Long enough. ''(beat, shifts eyes awkwardly)'' You, uh...scratch your balls a lot when you review things, don't you?\\
'''Luke''': GET OUT OF MY HOME.
* After Luke gives him some encouragement to finish the review:
-->'''The Dom''': So...you're saying you believe in me?\\
'''Luke''': [[BluntYes No.]] I'm saying, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!\\
'''The Dom''': ''[[ManChild (pouts)]]''
* "Wow! A ''one-headed man''? [[SarcasmMode I've never seen one of]] ''[[SarcasmMode those]]'' [[SarcasmMode before!]]"
* "The idea that a president could commit crimes, maybe even treason, and the government would not only ignore this but want him to ''go on'' being president, [[TakeThat is just too stupid to even consider]]-" --'''[[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump WARNING: GETTING TOO REAL]]'''-- "[[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject -a-a-ahh so the joke where everyone turns into knitted versions of themselves is kind of funny, but also kind of stupid...]]"

[[AC: The Dom's For No Particular Reason Q&A]]
* The Dom responding to a video question portrayed as being asked by a cockatiel by having his own pet cockatiel, Petrie, give his answer.
-->'''Petrie''': Greetings, Ozzy, I am Petrie, the Loud, Obnoxious and Needlessly Aggressive.
* One questioner starts off by claiming to have just finished up with [[ReallyGetsAround Terrence]]...
-->'''The Dom''': [[TooMuchInformation Uhhh.]] Umm...if you can find your way to St. Mungo's, you might want to ask them about a condition called "hyper-magical veela herpes." Um...it's actually significantly ''worse'' than it sounds.
* Blanking out the rest of a video after the questioner uses the term "logical dick" to describe [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Tywin Lannister]].
-->'''The Dom''': All I can think about is [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Mr. Spock's]] penis now.
* One fan praises the Dom as "you glorious man amongst men, women and others." [[CutenessProximity All he reacts to is the cat she's holding]].
** On a similar note, when another fan shows off her chinchilla:
--->'''The Dom''': Aw! He's adorable! ''[[MoodWhiplash I will take him from you, he will be mine.]]''
* The Dom admitting that he's not a huge fan of Series/DoctorWho.
-->'''The Dom''': Combine that with my dislike of tea, and I really am the worst Englishman ever. It's uh, probably my American heritage fucking with me.
* His concern as to whether the Fan Without a Face can breathe okay in his mask.
* The entirety of Reginald's backstory.
* Getting caught in a loop over referencing the fact that his tvtropes page referenced the fact that he referenced his tvtropes page...
* "I always say that Internet-fame is pretty much the same as regular fame, [[{{Dissimile}} but without the money, recognition, lifestyle, and, well, fame]]."
* What's a question the Dom has always wanted to answer but never had the opportunity to be asked? "Good lord, the Dom, how did you just save the world using nothing but your wits and a pair of novelty Pokémon-themed chopsticks?"
* The Dom's best insult: "Good sir, your face is reminiscent of a bloated leech that has died and marinated for a week in a vat of the putrid gangrenous drippings of Satan's infected testicle!"
* "I'm pretty sure I'll eventually ''grind my rivals into dust and reign king of all adaptation reviewers! [[EvilLaugh (maniacal laugh)]]''- [[VerbalBackspace Uh, what I mean to say is, the Internet's a big place, there's room for all of us]]."
* What Hogwarts and Ilvermorny Houses is the Dom in?
-->'''The Dom''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint None of them. I'm a muggle.]]\\
'''Terrence''': Yeah he's a ''hella'' muggle.
** Similarly, what cabin in [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Camp Half-Blood]] would he be in?
--->'''The Dom''': Well, uhhh... I rather suspect I'd be in the cabin of whatever deity chose to copulate with my mortal parent. Uh, you don't really get a say in the matter like you do with the Sorting Hat.
* A questioner introduces herself as living in the state of Washington...
-->'''The Dom''': Ah yes, an East Coast state, known for its exports of novelty party-capes. ''(beat)'' I haven't learned a lot about America yet, I'm gonna swot up before I move.

[[AC: Film/{{Rebecca}}]]
* "The lead, determined to think of a surprising costume, has her attention drawn to a famous painting of one of Maxim's ancestors by [[CreepyHousekeeper Mrs. Danvers]], who suggests that if she can have the dress made it would make an excellent costume."
-->'''[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Admiral Ackbar]]''': [[MemeticMutation It's a trap!]]
* "This is gonna sound like the weirdest complaint in the world, ''especially'' coming from me, but...HOLY damn, this book is JUST, ''TOO, BRITISH!''"
-->'''Narrator''': Are you sure you won't take some more tea, darling? Frith really has outdone himself with the crumpets and buttered scones today, don't you think?\\
'''Maxim''': M'yes, dear. ''(looking at newspaper)'' Good lord, Gloucestershire lost by seventeen wickets! Who the devil taught these ragabonds how to play cricket?! I've half a mind to go down there and teach them a thing or two.\\
'''Narrator''': Oh, before I forget, Colonel Julian and the vicar's wife are coming for afternoon tea tomorrow, and I thought it might be a good time to discuss the-\\
'''The Dom''': AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH, [[StopBeingStereotypical would you TONE IT DOWN JUST A LITTLE?!]] Good lord, I feel like I'm about to ''pass St. George's Cross out through my urethra like a KIDNEY STONE!''\\
'''Maxim''': ...I ''say.''
* "Well, it's a [[Creator/AlfredHitchcock Hitchcock]] movie, isn't it? Dude had ''mad game'', bro, ''mad game'', I...''don't'' know why I'm saying that I'm sorry."
* When he gets to the part about Maxim having flat-out shot Rebecca in the book:
-->'''The Dom''': [[ReflexiveResponse Azkaban.]]
** "...Wait, am I [[RunningGag still doing this]]? Terrence, are we still doing the 'Azkaban' bit?"
* The book narrator is [[SkewedPriorities oddly okay with finding out her husband is a murderer]]:
-->'''Narrator''': Maxim, all I've ever wanted to hear you say is that you love me!\\
'''Maxim''': I ''shot'' my last wife, darling. I-I pulled out a gun and put a bullet in a defenseless woman.\\
'''Narrator''': You care for ''me'' in a way you never even cared for Rebecca!\\
'''Maxim''': There was blood everywhere! I kept having to go back for more buckets of seawater to clean the cottage with!\\
'''Narrator''': Oh Maxim, you've made me ''so'' happy! I love you too!\\
'''Maxim''': ''I'' SHOULD NOT BE THE ONE FREAKED OUT BY THIS CONVERSATION!
** The narrator ''really'' should have been a tad more hesitant about being married to a man who has shown himself to be capable of murder to avoid a humiliating divorce.
--->'''Narrator''': Darling, you said you would be the one to take Jasper for a walk today, I've done it ''every'' day this week. This really is unfair- ''[[DramaticGunCock (click)]]'' -you know what I could probably use the exercise COME ALONG JASPER!
* The skit showing how the book narrator's constant detailed fantasies might have looked if they'd been carried over into the film.

[[AC:[[WesternAnimation/TheNeverendingStoryTheAnimatedAdventuresOfBastianBalthazarBux The Neverending Story: The Animated Adventures - The Dom Reviews]]]]
* Deciding that reviewing a work based on an originally German book is a good opportunity to show off his [[BlatantLies excellent German]]. "Schraubenzieher![[note]]translation: Screwdrivers![[/note]]"
* "Okay, it's time to play another ''rousing'' game of 'What the fuck is this adapting, and what the fuck is it a sequel to?' I'm genuinely surprised by how often this is coming up."
* Naturally, the Dom finding the cartoon's opening theme lacking in comparison to the film's song leads to [[CallBack him busting out his sweet dance moves]].
-->'''The Dom''': Ah! My dancing! [[BrickJoke The one thing better than my German!]]
* "After [being turned to stone] happens to his wife, the dude does exactly the same thing... If they didn't look like they were already too old to have kids anyway, [[TooDumbToLive I would say this was Darwinism in action]]."
* "Xayide is so mad that she failed to stop them...[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext she explodes]]."
* The "unintentionally fucked-up" counter.
* "[The Childlike Empress] has a name, you know! It's ''([[JumpCut suddenly raining]])'' ''MOOOOOOOOOONCHI-I-IIIIIIIILD!''"
* Pointing out that the Fantasians have no reason to be skeptical of a child's usefulness, given how Bastien has saved their world every time.
-->'''The Dom''': At this point you should be scoffing if an ''[[AdultsAreUseless adult]]'' offers to help!
* His horror upon seeing that the cartoon showcases the Rockbiter family from the third movie.
-->'''The Dom''': No one tell WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic!
* The Dom briefly thinking that Xayide might be a semi-competent villain...and his disappointment when less than a minute later she destroys her own minions in annoyance [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim when she could have just as easily targeted the heroes]].
* TheStinger:
-->'''Gnome''': How many times do I have to repeat myself, woman?\\
'''The Dom as the gnome''': [[CallBack Get your fucking arse to the winch, wench!]]

[[AC: A Very Brief Ancient History of Westeros]]
* The casual way he bluntly describes the continent of Essos as "a bit bigger [than Westeros], but also a bit shit."
** [[RunningGag "You see, Essos was still nearby, still a bit bigger, and still a bit shit..."]]
** [[RuleOfThree "Strangely, the Targaryens came from Valyria, which is one of the few parts of Essos that]] ''[[RuleOfThree wasn't]]'' [[RuleOfThree a bit shit..."]]
* When the children of the forest recommend that the First Men adopt the worship of their old gods "because it was jolly good fun doing so", a weirwood tree pops up with a ":D" face carved into it.
* The Ancient Starks' [[SarcasmMode rather eloquent response]] to the Andals desire to rule the North:
-->'''Ancient Starks:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting "FUCK OOOFFFF!!!"]]'''
** "Fine! It's too bloody cold up there anyway, you can keep it, First Men!"
** Centuries later the Dornish have the same response when Aegon comes along.
--->'''Aegon:''' Fine! It's too bloody hot down there anyway, you can keep it, Dornish!
* Summing up the Doom of Valyria as: "...Valyria [[StuffBlowingUp exploded]]."

[[AC: A Very Brief Recent History of Westeros]]
* Pretty much the entire [[LaughablyEvil portrayal]] of [[TheCaligula King]] [[SanitySlippage Aerys]] [[GigglingVillain II]]. ''[[TheParanoiac "TRRREEE]][[SuddenlyShouting EEEEEASOOOO]][[CatchPhrase OOOOON!!!"]]''
* Representing Aerys' insanity by photoshopping bugged-out googly-eyes over a piece of official artwork.
* The Mad King and Rickard Stark:
-->'''Aerys:''' Hi! ...So...pretty bad situation, but, you know, we, we can talk it out like adults. Why don't you just, you just, why don't you come down here and we'll, we'll discuss it. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I]] ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial definitely]]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial won't]] ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial burn you alive.]]''\\
'''Rickard:''' Um...you promise?\\
'''Aerys:''' Mm-hm, mm-hm! Yup! S'all good! I promise on my honor as a king, and a Targaryen.\\
'''Rickard:''' Well...okay...\\
'''Aerys:''' ''(crazy laugh)'' [[ILied Sucker!]] [[PyroManiac Burn him!]] Burn him for ''TRRRREEEEEEASSSOOOON!'' Kill his son too.\\
'''Rickard:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Ah, fuck.]]
* "Um... No. No I'm not going to do that. Fuck you. Ssstick it up your bum."
** "(extremely heavy breathing, then)...[---[[BaitAndSwitch treason.]]---]"
* When detailing which sides each of the Great Houses took in Robert's Rebellion, the Lannister's rather curious decision to remain 'neutral' is accompanied by a [[NotSoInnocentWhistle Not So Innocently Whistling]] [[TheStarscream Tywin Lannister.]]
* The Battle of the Trident:
-->'''Rhaegar:''' Oh, relax, Dad, I got this.\\
'''The Dom:''' He did not, however, got this.
* "''TREEEEEEA''-[[SubvertedCatchphrase something]]."
* Aerys dancing around happily chanting [[PyroManiac "Burn them all!"]]
* Claiming that Daenerys Targaryen's "Stormborn" appellation [[BlatantLies "would almost certainly be the only title she would ever pick up in her life."]]

[[AC: Series/GameOfThrones S1 E1]]
* The Dom's demonstration of the [[DespairEventHorizon potential negative side-effects]] of the book's unforgiving portrayal of bleakness.
-->'''Calluna''': Dom, you've got work to do. ''Get up.''\\
'''The Dom''': ''(moan)'' What's the point? ''What's the point in anythi-hi-hiiiiing?! (sobs)''
* The photoshopped drooping mustache and hair bells for Khal Drogo.
* "Word on the street was that [Ashara Dayne] was very grateful to [Eddard] for returning their family's ancestral sword and restoring the family honor, so, she may have [[UnusualEuphemism gotten to know Ned's ancestral sword]] too."

[[AC: Game of Thrones S1 E2]]
* The Dom happily replaying the clip of Tyrion slapping [[HateSink Joffrey]].
* Finishing the "Same" section with, "And Bran finally waking his lazy ass up."
* Regarding the show's added conversation between Jon and Ned, with Ned promising to tell Jon about his mother when he returned:
-->'''The Dom''': Yep. [[SarcasmMode Nothing short of his head being completely lopped off would stop him from telling Jon the truth.]]

[[AC: Game of Thrones S1 E3]]
* The [[RunningGag first instances]] of "'''[[AdaptationalAttractiveness GAME OF THRONES HATES BALDNESS]]'''," with the introduction of Grand Maester Pycelle and Syrio Forel.
* Regarding Jon making an enemy of Alliser Thorne:
-->'''[[Series/BrooklynNineNine Jake Peralta]]''': Yay, enemies for life!
* "Daenerys and all her handmaidens have a bath together at some point. See, ''there's'' your FanService, guys, you don't need to add extra random boobs to scenes!"

[[AC: Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug]]
* The entire opening sequence, including:
** The Dom in the shower singing [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} "You'll Be Back"]];
** Opening his hotel door to find Calluna standing there holding ''Literature/TheHobbit'', a SlasherSmile on her face and accompanied by PsychoStrings;
** [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl The Dom's reaction to said appearance]];
** And cut to the Dom making Calluna watch a Website/ChannelAwesome code of conduct training video featuring WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic: "Respecting boundaries while pursuing crossovers."
--->'''Nostalgia Critic''': But it's important to remember, especially if your fellow reviewer is, shall we say, not as on-board with the idea as you are, that things like trespassing, kidnapping, and threats of violence ARE still illegal, and reviewers can still go to jail like anyone else.\\
'''Calluna''': I don't see why we have to-\\
'''The Dom''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WATCH. The video.]]\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': ...Trust me. I ''know''.
* Calluna gives a noncommittal shrug when the Dom asks if she's learned her lesson after the video.
* "Good lord, if that much gold got released into Middle-Earth all at once it would completely devalue the whole currency! People would be using it to make horseshoes within a week!"
* Smaug's potential critique of Bard's "Not if I kill it first" line:
-->'''Smaug''': '''Dude, that was...so cringe. I'll tell you what, I'll swing around again so you can think of something better, okay?'''
* The Dom pouting when Calluna says the "Let's talk adaptation" line.
* Calluna [[SighOfLove sighing]] [[RunningGag whenever]] [[ChickMagnet Thranduil]] shows up.
* When discussing Legolas's presence in the film:
-->'''The Dom''': Also, ''damn, brah'', when you're jealous of a four-foot-high mortal being, it's time to reevaluate your life a bit, ya feel me?\\
'''Calluna''': Please stop talking like that.
* Remarking that film-Bard "somehow manages to look more like Creator/OrlandoBloom ''than'' Orlando Bloom in this movie."
* Noting that Tolkien seemed to have been much like his own dwarf characters in not having thought through what to do with Smaug once they got to him.
-->'''Tolkien''': Um...then...someone shoots him. But not just any someone! This guy was like a, a, a, a ''prince'', or something. It doesn't matter, let's get back to the dwarves!
* After criticizing the Creator/StephenColbert cameo in the film for being so brief and hard to spot...
-->'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''': [[LampshadeHanging Man.]] [[HypocriticalHumor What a weird waste of a cameo.]]
* On the fight between Smaug and the dwarves: "There is ''so'' much stuff in this that just does not...''[[ArtisticLicensePhysics physics]]''."
* "It seems [[RunningGag the hyperactive writer]] [[CallBack from the first film]] has finally kicked her caffeine addiction...[[BaitAndSwitch because she's moved on to harder substances]]."
-->'''The Dom!writer''': Okay, so Gandalf and the hobbit walk up to Beorn and say hello-\\
'''Hyperactive writer''': NO, HE CHASES THEM INTO HIS OWN HOUSE IN RAGE-BEAR MODE!!!\\
'''The Dom!writer''': ...I thought we were gonna fire her.\\
'''Other writer''': ''(shrugging)'' The first movie was a big hit.
** Turns out the molten golden statue was actually the result of the writer being talked ''down'' from a full-on [[HumongousMecha MECHA]] [[AnachronismStew VS DRAGON BATTLE]] inside Erebor.
* The Dom seeing a "Time until this becomes a theme park ride" counter during the river sequence.
* Regarding Balin's claim that only a black arrow fired from a wind lance could kill Smaug...
-->'''Balin''': Or, I suppose in a pinch you could fire it from a bow made out of a small boy with the same result.\\
'''Bilbo''': Wait, what?\\
'''Balin''': Ah, don't worry lad, I'm just foreshadowing so it doesn't seem massively contradictory in the next film.
* Calluna calling the Dom out on [[NeverLiveItDown his error with the moon-letters in the first Hobbit review]].
* The Dom and Calluna actually like the additions to Thranduil's character, and correspondingly make some creative additions to the cutting-off-the-orc's-head scene.
-->'''DEAL WITH IT'''
* [[CallBack Terrence showing up at the end]], and awkwardly telling Calluna he thinks they should see other people right before his new date arrives: [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Thranduil]].
-->'''Terrence''': I'm, ah, going to see if it's actually possible to mess that hair up later.
** "I can't even be mad! They make such a pretty couple." ''(beat)'' "[[YaoiFangirl I ship it]]."
* The "dramatic turn" counter during the credits.
* The entire [[HilariousOuttakes blooper video]].
** During the skit with the hyperactive writer holding the Dom by the shirt collar as she yells her plans for the dwarf vs Smaug battle, Calluna keeps flubbing one word, but determinedly snaps at Dom when he suggests that she skip that part, while still manhandling him in-character, prompting him to beg her not to hurt him for real.

[[AC: Film/DeathNote2017 - The Dom Reviews]]
* The Dom's rant about film-Light's stupidity compared to his manga counterpart, and his subsequent even MORE passionate rant about the same regarding film-L.
* Referring to some of Light's victims as "hostage-taking salute guy," "mother-killing steak knife guy," and "the school bully kid."
-->'''The Dom''': Yeah, I know they all had names, but who gives a fuck?
* *sniff* "They made L into a hipster!"
* "The difference between Light and Mia is akin to a ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' sketch!"
-->'''Light''': I say your willingness to kill goes too far!\\
'''Mia''': Well I say ''your'' willingness to kill doesn't go far ''enough''!\\
'''Light''': Gosh, we are ''so'' different!\\
'''Mia''': Indeed. Killing each other is the ''only'' option.\\
'''Light''': Agreed.
* Summing up the film's story as "A slightly smarter-than-average hipster with a gun physically running after a slightly smarter-than-average emo. And it's exactly as less-entertaining as that sounds."

[[AC: Film/TheBadSeed]]
* The Dom starts off the review dressed in drag as a knife-wielding little girl...then pauses, takes off his wig and remarks that he's going to go easy on the sketches in this video, as he feels it's getting a little weird even for him.
* [[LampshadeHanging "I pronounce the name "Daigle" several different ways in this review because FUCK CONSISTENCY!"]]
* The Dom's self-described "clumsy evolution metaphors."
* The extremely awkward showcasing of [[ValuesDissonance Reginald's conversation with little Rhoda.]]
-->'''The Dom''': Ah, the fifties. A slightly more innocent time where you could apparently have conversations that would put you on a WATCH LIST in the twenty-first century.
* Film-Rhoda ultimately receiving her comeuppance from the one person she didn't take into account: [[Film/{{Thor}} MIGHTY THOR!!]]
* Editing a [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 few]] [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix other]] [[Film/TheWizardOfOz films]] with their villains likewise meeting their ends [[DeusExMachina "via random acts of God."]]

[[AC: Game of Thrones S1 E5]]
* When the Dom refers to Ned "taking a knee during the national anthem" over Robert's plan to assassinate a pregnant Daenerys:
-->Achievement Unlocked\\
Make an instantly dated political reference
* Criticizing George R. Martin for not having Ned and Jaime actually engage in any swordfighting in the book:
-->'''The Dom''': Gods damn it George, you edging son-of-a-bitch, [[DoubleEntendre you can't get me so close then refuse to finish me off]].
** "Um, you're welcome for ''that'' mental image, by the way."

[[AC: Film/{{Red}}]]
* "I just ''cannot'' wrap my head around who could ''possibly'' have read this cautionary tale about the dangers of allowing an agency like the Central Intelligence autonomous power to MURDER their way across the world, wiping out leaders both foreign and domestic and shaping history to suit their purposes, turning men into monsters because the work they do is for monsters not men, a story about awakening a beast that would otherwise have happily slept on, and most of all, a story about ''death'' upon DEATH upon ''DEATH'', and thought to themselves: 'Y'know...[[InNameOnly this story would make]] [[MoodWhiplash an amazing COMEDY!]]'"

[[AC: Film/ChildrenOfTheCorn]]
* Halloween is the Dom's favorite holiday due to it being "the one thing stopping Christmas from spreading further out into the year full-scale, like the gangrenous infection it is."
* [[TrollingCreator Deliberately describing the actor playing Isaac as the only good child actor in the film, then a few clips later admitting that he is well aware that the actor was an adult with a medical condition, he just wanted to see how many people would try to correct him in the comments without even watching a few more seconds into the video.]]

[[AC: The Secret Circle of Imaginary Friends - The Dom Reviews]]
* The Dom making several failed attempts to pronounce [[WebVideo/MikeJ the author's]] last name, before [[TheCameo Jeavons himself]] pops in to correct him. [[EpicFail Then he pronounces it even worse.]]
-->'''Mike''': Yoooouuuuu...prick.\\
'''The Dom''': ''(cheerful)'' Hm-hm, British bonding!
** Mike gets some revenge during the credits.
-->'''Mike''': Look, ''Dome Smythe''...
* The Dom gives a spoiler-free synopsis of the book, then says he will wait for everyone who wants to read it to go do so before he gets into spoilers. [[NotHyperbole He then waits for a full 35 seconds]], during which he juggles some oranges, drinks some water, and posts a tweet.
-->Do not be afraid to fail,\\
Be afraid to not try.\\
Also clowns.\\
Be afraid of clowns.\\
'''The Dom''': ''(chuckle)'' [[SmallNameBigEgo I'm deep.]]
* The Dom not ''quite'' being able to relate to [[BigBrotherInstinct the twelve-year-old protagonist being so protective of his younger sibling]], imagining how [[BigBrotherBully he]] [[SiblingRivalry would have reacted to the same situation at that age.]]
-->'''The Dom''': Buh-bye! Have fun! Remember, if you see any bears, go RIGHT up to them, they're super friendly! It's the same with wolves! You can pet them with NO consequences! ''(to himself)'' Heh-heh-heh...I'm getting the ''bigger'' bedroom.

[[AC: [[Creator/PhilipKDick We Can Remember It For You Wholesale]]]]
* The Dom being confronted by not one, but TWO future versions of himself, one from a dystopian future trying to stop his timeline from happening, the other from a utopian future trying to preserve it.
-->'''The Dom''': Ah. It's gonna be one of ''those'' sorts of days then. Joy.
** The dystopian future apparently involves "horny mutant squirrels."
--->'''The Dom''': Wait, what?\\
'''Dystopian-future!Dom''': You ''don't'' want to know.
** "I can't say that my preconceptions about what life as an internet critic was gonna be like have been very accurate so far, but, whatever. I guess you've just got to roll with certain things."
* "The interplanetary police are somewhat disgusted that someone could be so ''arrogant'' as to think up a story about the fate of the world resting in his hands...''[awkwardly pulls at collar]'' [[SelfDeprecation Er-hem]]…"

[[AC: Film/TotalRecall]]
* "[…]and he finally meets Malina, the girl he's apparently been dreaming about for months. Also, [[FanService a woman with three boobs]]. Yup. Um...there they are. [[GratuitousSpanish Uno, dos, tres]]."
* Assuming that the entire Mars adventure ''was'' just the implanted memories Quaid had paid for, imagining him going home to his wife after coming out of the simulation.
-->'''Quaid''': Hi honey, I'm home. I went on an imaginary adventure today at Rekall. I was a secret agent, and I got to go to Mars, and save everyone living dere!\\
'''Lori''': Oh! That sounds...nice, honey. Was I there?\\
'''Quaid''': [[OhCrap Um...yes.]]\\
'''Lori''': Did I...help you save Mars?\\
'''Quaid''': ...Uh, you were actually a evil corporate assassin and I killed you in cold blood.\\
'''Lori''': ...I think we need to get a divorce.

[[AC: Film/TotalRecall2012]]
* The early production meeting on whether the movie would be more an adaptation of the short story or a reboot of the Schwarzenegger film.
-->'''Producer 1''': Okay, let's show people how a ''real'' adaptation is done. Gonna make you proud of us, [[Creator/PhilipKDick Philip]].\\
'''Producer 2''': Oh, cool! So we're gonna include the [[GainaxEnding alien dormice from the end]].\\
''(long beat)''\\
'''Producer 1''': [[InNameOnly ...So we're gonna need a woman with three breasts...]]
* Naturally, the aforementioned three-breasted hooker does indeed show up in the reboot, with her accompanying CensorBox reading "Heeelloo" and "We meet again."
* How did the two future Doms make it back in time in the first place? "AWizardDidIt."
-->'''The Dom''': Of fucking course. [[LiteralMetaphor TERRENCE!]]\\
'''Terrence''': ''[Apparates in]'' What up, Muggle- ''(beat, as he sees [[MesACrowd the other two Doms]])'' I feel like there's a story here.\\
'''The Dom''': Yes, and apparently, you play a staring role in it.\\
'''Terrence''': Ah, my favorite kind, then. Let's grab Reginald and talk about it over drinks.\\
'''The Dom''': [[LampshadeHanging Reginald doesn't get to be on camera]], you know this.\\
'''Terrence''': Yes, well, [[CallBack you really should be nicer to him, you know.]]

[[AC: Film/TheLastUnicorn]]
* Pointing out how very ''blue'' the movie is.
-->'''The Dom''': Even the fucking ''potatoes'' are blue, WHY ARE THE POTATOES BLUE?!
* "I'm poking fun at this film because that's what I do, but I will say in the ''highly unlikely'' event that I ever procreate, I'm sure this will be on my list of movies to show...it."
* The Dom's reaction upon seeing the harpy's...attributes.
-->JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW PART 1
** PART 2 comes during [[MarshmallowHell the scene with Schmendrick and the...unexpectedly endowed tree]].
* [[RunningGag The Dom casually drinking a certain beverage every time the red bull is brought up.]]
* "Apparently, what I've always suspected is true: if cats could talk, they'd be unhelpful dicks."
* "What are the odds I'd get another three-boob movie right after ''Total Recall''?"
* There was no mention of [[NonMammalMammaries "tree-titties"]] in the book.
-->'''The Dom''': This was a ''decision'', by the filmmakers, to add ''titties'' where there were no ''titties'' before!
** [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids "There were exactly five more tits in this kids' movie than I would have predicted, and I have to confess, I didn't see them being deployed as murder weapons coming either."]]

[[AC: Film/BloodAndChocolate]]
* "It's a personal philosophy of mine that one should never date anyone who's ever put a bullet in you."
* "I suspect this character was supposed to represent what the teen readers wished they could be, rather than be a surrogate for them to believe that they are, which possibly explains why this novel never gained the same sort of following as [[Literature/{{Twilight}} later books, whose authors figured out that there's nothing people love more than a blank slate that they can project themselves onto]]."
* "Meanwhile, the girl from the club is being stalked by a bunch of mischievous acrobats, and one has to assume she's had a traumatic run-in with gymnasts in the past, because this causes her to completely lose her shit and run away."
** "Vivian stops her, in order to tell her to keep running away. [[SarcasmMode Helpful.]]"
* The film being inducted into the "Dumbass Prophecies Hall of Fame," alongside ''VideoGame/Homeworld2'' and ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''.
* The Dom quickly becoming frustrated with film-Aiden's stalker behavior, to the point of asking if his surname is [[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey Grey]].
-->'''The Dom''': Aaaaaaugh, he dipped his finger in her chocolate, dude that's a fucking ''restaurant'', now she has to start making it all over again ''I HATE this guy so much!''
* Repeatedly pointing out how the ''secret'' werewolf rulers of the area seem oddly fond of blatant displays of wolf-based imagery throughout the city.
* "I'm not entirely sure how 'wolf tracks leading to house' equals 'let's murder all the humans living there in cold blood,' but then again, I grew up in England, maybe that's standard behavior for American hunters."
* "Don't think I didn't notice that [[CallBack you're Prince Char from]] ''Film/EllaEnchanted'', buddy, you're quickly becoming the kiss of death for adaptations."
* Given the director's apparent intense fascination with showing the characters jumping, the Dom suspects she has a secret room in her house full of trampolines.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: 2018 Episodes]]
[[AC: WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTintin]]
* Because the film adapts multiple comic titles, the usual survey of who read the books and saw the films includes a category for "Remembered reading some Tin Tin comics but not sure if it was the ones in question, I mean for goodness sake it was years ago."
* The Dom's offense at the idea of a British warship being used for cargo hauling and being captured by a smaller pirate vessel.
-->'''The Dom''': I think you'll find there's absolutely ''zero'' historical precedent for ''that'', thank you ''very'' much Mr. Hergé.

[[AC: After the Books According to Creator/JKRowling]]
* How Harry's Auror job interview might have gone, considering he never finished his seventh year at Hogwarts.
-->'''Ministry official''': Ah, Mr. Potter! So wonderful to meet you in person at last! We're all so very honored that you want to join us here at the Ministry, and so very, ''very'' grateful for everything you've done for the wizarding world... Um, the thing is, the position of Auror does actually require at least five N.E.W.T.s in Defense Against the Dark Arts, Potions, Transfigura…[-tion. Ah.-] Uh, also, we couldn't help but notice that, on your application form, you just wrote, "I'M HARRY POTTER [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BE-ACH]]," and included what appears to be a crude drawing of you defeating You-Know-Who, so, I mean it's, it's not exactly...y-you see, because we have to... ''(sigh)'' Follow me, I'll take you to your new office, it's on the third floor right next to the Minister's.
* Terrence considering Neville's post-books fate to be the most tragic of all, as he ended up [[FauxHorrific married to a Hufflepuff]].

[[AC: Film/TuckEverlasting]]
* "A nice, quaint little story is probably the best way to describe this book, ''if'' you're the kind of person who can use the word 'quaint' without it sounding vaguely sarcastic. Which I am probably not."
* Pointing out the actors' obvious shivering while having to pretend to be enjoying a swim.
-->'''The Dom''': Y-y-yeah, this is great, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm definitely not planning to PISS in the director's coffee later for making me do this]]!
* The film taking things from the book and playing them up to an extreme:
-->'''The Dom''': The Fosters happened to have a nicer-than-average cottage and owned the nearby wood? Well, now they're part of the aristocratic one-percent and SO blue-blooded they're far too good for ''regular''-sized cookies, ''thank you very much!''
* "You have no idea how clenched my buttocks were while reading this book and seeing the romance between Winnie and Jesse."
* "Not long into the movie, I started to notice some extra stuff that wasn't in the book, and I couldn't help but feel it was somehow familiar. [[FollowTheLeader Then, it hit me - like a]] ''[[Film/Titanic1997 giant iceberg]]'' [[FollowTheLeader to the face]]."

[[AC: Film/FiftyShadesDarker]]
* "The Dom really meant that [he wouldn't put himself through any more of the ''Fifty Shades'' series] when he said it. But life has a funny way of surprising you. And underestimating just how much people love to see you suffer is a terrible mistake to make."
* A rather unkempt Dom glaring at his watchers, then flicking a cigarette at the camera before [[INeedAFreakingDrink downing some alcohol]].
-->'''The Dom''': You happy now, beautiful watchers? This is what you wanted.
** "Well, it shall never be said that I am not a man of my word. My stupid, stupid, ''stupid'' word."
** [[TranquilFury "I hate everyone who retweeted that tweet."]]
* "I am only human, and I'm also British, so sometimes the sarcasm just cannot be contained."
* "If you are unfortunate enough to have read it, and you noticed I described some things out of order, please forgive me... Or don't, I just read ''Fifty Shades Darker'', [[DespairEventHorizon nothing matters to me anymore]]."
* The Dom doesn't even make it through describing the first scene before [[{{Angrish}} growling]] and [[FlippingTheBird flipping the book double birds]].
* "Gosh, the guy whose name is ''Hyde'' [[MeaningfulName is actually a monster underneath a friendly exterior]]. [[SarcasmMode You are a]] ''[[SarcasmMode master]]'' [[SarcasmMode of writing, James]]."
* The RunningGag of just how often throughout the synopsis the Dom can use the ''exact same phrase'' to describe events in the book:
-->'''The Dom''': ...instead of pursuing a resolution to this, she is overcome with lust for him, and they have sex. Afterwards, [[ExtremeDoormat she decides to let it go]], and [[KarmaHoudini Grey gets his way]]."
* The skit of Ana and Grey at the masquerade ball.
* Around halfway through, the Dom getting exhausted describing all the horrible things that Grey does that invariably result in sex and Ana excusing him, and so asks his watchers to just assume that they're happening in between the rest of the stuff he describes.
* "Yes, Ana's horror about finding out that her lover was only interested in her in the first place because of a VAST lack of understanding in regards to what a sadist is, and an Oedipus Complex that would make Sigmund Freud himself go "''Scheiße!'' Girl, get your ass out of zere!" and finding out that the most jealous man in America thought that sending her away so that he could undress his ex was a perfectly acceptable way to spend an afternoon, ONLY LASTED ''ONE NIGHT'', and then she went right back to letting him pound her like yesterday's beef!"
* The Dom initially tried to listen to the audiobook, wanting to get through it faster and noting that to that end he could speed it up, "and listen to WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunks talk about their inner goddess."
* The artwork of the Dom attacking the book with a sword [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties during his rage-induced meltdown]].
* His impression of how Grey's "gun-wielding crazy ex-sub" ("I mean, yeah she has a name, but come on...") comes across as sounding like [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} Igor]].
* His impression of the doctor's overreaction to Ana not being on birth control.
* The skits with Ana trying to get Grey to tell her he loves her. Culminating in ''[[YourHeadAsplode her head exploding]]'' in happiness when he finally says the words.
* "At one point, the simile 'I woke up and Grey was wrapped around me like ivy' was used, and I can only assume the author was ''super proud'' of herself for coming up with that, because it's used two or three more times in the same third of the book...although, I could be remembering that funny, [[BrownNote I blacked out a few times while trying to get through this]]."
* "When I got to the epilogue where [[SequelHook she attempted to set up some suspense for the sequel]], I was like, [[BabyTalk 'Aww, James, you think you can write about something that would be in a real book, that's adorable.']]"
* When listing all the red flags Ana missed/ignored with Grey, a [[LiteralMetaphor literal red flag]] waves behind him for each one - then he gets to "And he wants to put his penis in her because she ''[[OedipusComplex looks like his mother]]''," accompanied by a whole ''host'' of red flags.
* The only ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise slightly]]'' charitable thing the Dom can say about the book is that, in comparison to the first book, ''Fifty Shades Darker'' "is like being kicked hard repeatedly in the arse instead of the genitalia."
* The Dom's list of requirements if his watchers want him to review the final book in the series include: finding the Arc of the Covenant and sending him a selfie of them opening it, sixty watchers eating a cake made of raw jalapeño peppers, sacrificing a giraffe to Cthulhu, training a troupe of puppies to reenact the ''Percy Jackson'' musical, and getting the Dom a lunch date with Creator/LinManuelMiranda.
* Theorizing that the director selected for the film (who had a rather unimpressive resume) was chosen "because he possessed the important skill of being willing to bend over and be E.L. James's biatch."
* "All the pop songs ''in the world'' are in this film."
* This time around, the CensorBox covering Ana's boobs is a "Not suitable for most advertisers" notice.
* " I do wonder if the shift from e-mails to messaging was something the filmmakers did without consulting James, or if someone ''actually'' had to sit her down and explain to her how the younger people actually communicate these days. ''Gosh'' I hope it was the latter."
* Pointing out the stupidity of Hyde taking a picture of a photo of Grey and Ana before he even got fired, apparently just so that after he did he could dramatically burn Grey out of it later.
-->'''Hyde's friend''': Hey, Jack? Um, why do you have a room full of other people's family photos?\\
'''Hyde''': Oh, it's in case any of them cross me someday - I want to be ready to act out some really unsubtle imagery at a moment's notice. I've got this whole thing with a cigarette planned out, it's gonna be badass.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The Dom's nipples singing "Rule, Britannia."]] [[EveryoneHasStandards And then him awkwardly apologizing for taking the joke too far.]]

[[AC: Game of Thrones S1 E6]]
* The Dom's dramatic reading of Ned's line to Cersei: "Your brother...or your '''''LOVER?'''''" ''([[MusicalSting DUN DUN DAAAAAAAH!]])''
* The bit about Littlefinger's manipulations coming across as less subtle in the show.
-->'''Littlefinger''': Oh, they left fish behind, did they? It's almost like they're making a personal attack on your wife, Lord Stark, but...that would only bother a super-honorable man, so, you're okay, right?\\
'''Littlefinger''': A really big man, hmm? That sounds like Gregor Clegane, who all the smart people know works for Tywin Lannister, the coolest lord with the best kingdom in all the Seven Kingdoms...\\
'''Littlefinger''': And you know, I was actually just talking with Tywin the other day, and he said [[YourMom your mother]] [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries]].\\
'''Ned''': I sentence Clegane to ''death!''\\
'''Littlefinger''': Gosh, what an unexpected result of this conversation.
** The couple extra takes of the line that pushes Ned to call for Clegane's head, including Littlefinger claiming that Tywin said that [[Creator/SeanBean Boromir]] was the worst ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]'' character.
* The "Marketable Quotes" scoreboard.
* The Dom having to hold himself back from going on a rant about a future-season issue.

[[AC: Film/ReadyPlayerOne]]
* [[HilariousOuttakes The sheer number of takes the Dom took whenever he had to say the term "MMORPG."]]
* "Okay, Simon Pegg, I love ya, man, but I'm gonna have to put you over here with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman in the corner for British actors who should not be attempting American accents."
* Likening the difficulty level of figuring out the clue for the first challenge in the film to two and two coming together and making four. [[SarcasmMode "Wooooow."]]

[[AC: Film/{{Stormbreaker}}]]
* Mentioning that the lead actor had also been considered for the lead role in ''Film/{{Eragon}}'', but had turned it down.
-->'''The Dom''': Fortunately for ''Eragon'', there was not a shortage of young handsome British actors [[TakeThat with no talent and silly haircuts.]]
* The Dom pointing out that not only does the film [[DawsonCasting make no effort to have the main character look 14]], but seems to actively draw attention to it by surrounding him with ''actual'' younger kids in school scenes.
-->'''[[Series/ThirtyRock Lenny]]''': [[MemeticMutation How do you do, fellow kids?]]
* "Alex originally tracked down the scrapyard where his uncle's car was through research and deductive reasoning, but, [[SarcasmMode why bother establishing that your protagonist is intelligent]] when you can show him doing ''kewl bike stuff'' while tailing a white van."
* "[[SarcasmMode Gosh, I wonder why they could possibly want to make the start of [Alex's] adventure]] [[Literature/HarryPotter take place in a London train station]]?"
** And then the film [[LampshadeHanging openly acknowledges]] [[FollowTheLeader the fandom it's trying to latch onto]], leading the Dom to give it credit for at least being honest.
* The bit about how every British citizen seems to be a [[HairTriggerTemper hair-trigger sociopath]] in the film.
-->'''Royal guard''': I say, those kids aren't supposed to be riding here. Well, that's a death sentence. Chaaaaarge!
* Being slightly understanding of the film changing Alex's hairstyle, as the book's description is a little, [[Franchise/AceAttorney well]]…
-->'''The Dom''': Uuuh...objection?
* [[SarcasmMode "What's the point of saving the world if it doesn't get you a date with someone who previously turned you down for one?"]]

[[AC: Voldemort: Origins of the Heir - The Dom Reviews]]
* Terrence starts off with a talk about how it's a bit harder to be snarky and critical about fan films that are clearly labors of love as opposed to films made by big soulless corporations where everyone involved got paid. Then he finishes with:
-->'''Terrence''': Harder but not impossible. This film SUUUUUUUUCKED.
* Terrence recommends that people go and watch the film before his review, leading to:
-->'''Terrence''': For those of you who have already seen it, are returning after having just seen it, or are determined to disobey me like the naughty little ragamuffins you are, let's talk about the plot of this fan film.
* Describing some {{Mooks}} as "[[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse HYDRA soldiers]] if [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica the Red Skull]] was the Other Mother from ''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}''."
* Tom Riddle's first flashback conversation with Grecia:
-->'''Riddle''': FUCK MUGGLES, and FUCK YOU!! I'm going to be the strongest wizard ever and KILL YOU [=ALLshhhit=] forget you heard the last part.\\
'''[=McLaggen=]''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wow, the way you just yelled at me for no reason makes you even sexier!]] I bet you ''will'' be the strongest wizard ever!
* Terrence being Terrence, he finds it ''natural'' that the Ravenclaw member of the Heirs' Club should be the leader, and surmises that he is trying to help the Hufflepuff member "not suck so much."
** When Smith engages Riddle in a duel:
--->'''Terrence''': Surprising everyone, though, he becomes the first Hufflepuff to ''actually succeed at som- (breaks off into an extended fit of hysterical laughter)'' I'm just kidding of course, he gets his ass completely kicked and has to be saved by the Ravenclaw.
* Terrence's rant on the interrogator's overuse of Veritaserum.
* The dramatic exclamation of the big plot twist is somewhat undercut by Terrence muddling the second half of Voldemort's name.
** [[RunningGag This happens several more times throughout the review.]] "Volde-doodoo..."
* The full 10 seconds of silence as Terrence processes the plot twist.
* After a demonstration of the film's...''questionable'' dubbing:
-->'''[[Film/TheRoom Johnny]]''': [[DullSurprise I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit I did not hit her, I did naht. Oh hi Mark.]]
** "Don't pretend like you weren't thinking it."
* Also on the subject of dubbing issues, pointing out how the [[VocalDissonance vocal performances don't always quite match the on-screen acting]].
-->'''Terrence''': ''(standing still and calm while dubbed over by his own voice)'' You can tell I'm super bloody upset because of how BORED I look when I SCREAM at you!!
* Terrence's Voldemort voice.
-->'''Voldemort''': Well...I hid the ring in my mother's old house...the locket in the cave where I tortured those children when I was a boy...the diadem in the school I grew up in...but I think I'm going to hide the diary somewhere random like...ooh, Russia, yes, that feels right.
* Terrence's reaction to Tom Riddle having a Yorkshire accent.
-->'''Terrence''': I just... Come on, my British brothers and sisters, back me up on this, that is ''[[OopNorth fookin' hilarius]]''.
* When discussing the film's positives, Terrence can't help but comment on a particular piece of eye candy:
-->'''Terrence''': Gosh ''darn'', You-Know-Who has got some ''smolder!'' I am so scaroused right now.

[[AC: Literature/Fahrenheit451]]
* The whole opening, where the Dom finds [[SchmuckBait a bottle of Terrence's booze lying around]], ignores [[ReversePsychology Terrence's note to leave it alone]] and takes a swig, collapses in pain, and gets back up [[BalefulPolymorph in the body of an]] [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent American]] [[GenderBender woman]].
** The subsequent phone call with Terrence:
--->'''Terrence''': ''(EvilLaugh)''\\
'''The Dom''': I swear, I'm going to ''fucking'' kill you again!\\
'''Terrence''': ...Wait. What do you mean, "again"?\\
'''The Dom''': Long story. [[CallBack Involves a contradictory plot and a time traveler]].\\
'''Terrence''': Mm. Fair enough.
** Then it turns out Terrence had intended to Polyjuice the Dom into Creator/CateBlanchett.
--->'''Terrence''': ''(awkwardly examining a box labeled "hair samples")'' I, uh, really need to label these better.
* "As you can see, I'm slightly out of my comfort...body..."
* Snarking about "the most PC non-sexual sex scene in the history of uptight British cinema."
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jesus on TV shilling an electric floor-scrubber.]]
* The Dom occasionally dropping some British slang in his new American accent.
* Wishing that the film had included Faber being a voice in Montag's ear when he was doing something stupid.
-->'''Faber''': Montag! ''Montag!'' Stop it, you little dumbass, you're making a right tit out of yourself!
* Before getting to his final thoughts, the Dom is distracted by his new boobs.
-->'''The Dom''': These are so ''distracting''...how do women get anything done?...

[[AC: Game of Thrones S1 E7]]
* The Dom lamenting his decision to cosplay for these Game of Thrones reviews, as he has since moved to California and is subsequently boiling in his black Night's Watchman costume.

[[AC: Film/Fahrenheit4512018 - The Dom Reviews]]
* "You know, it really is interesting when things come full circle like this. ''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'' was basically ''Fahrenheit 451'' if it were an action movie, and now ''Fahrenheit 451'' is basically ''Equilibrium''...[[TakeThat if it was really, really boring]]."
* "Yeah. [[NewMediaAreEvil Emoji are villainized in this]]. This should tell you a ''lot'' about what you need to know about this film."
* "Yeah, apparently these guys have figured out how to shrink all of humanity's knowledge down into a single particle of DNA, but just cannot figure out how to handle a GPS locator."
* "Montag sneaks into the building to find all the book-memorizers dead, but the bird still alive, because, as you all know, starlings are more resistant to smoke inhalation."
* The Dom's first point after the plot synopsis: "WHERE ARE MY MOTHERFUCKING MECHANICAL HOUNDS, YOU WANKERS?!"
* "The ''only'' way to stop the internet is to flamethrower people's routers and keyboards, because ''[[TechnologicallyBlindElders that's how them pesky computer-things work, right? I-i-if I smash the keyboard I delete the facebook!]]''"
* The Dom positing the theory that having Creator/MichaelBJordan on fire at some point in your film is a sign that [[Film/FantasticFour2015 it's going to bomb]].

[[AC: Film/{{Nightbreed}}]]
* The Dom freaking out over the film's use of Claymation.
* "[[SarcasmMode Oh yes]], I totally believe ''this'' is a real thing. I am looking at a graveyard [[SpecialEffectsFailure that's definitely not a painting]]. Oh, the eighties. [-Yeah I know it was technically the nineties, but it still counts.-]"
* "I think the makers of this film forgot that being R-rated meant they could show boobs, because there's no boobs until right near the end, then suddenly there's boobs for little to no reason."
** "Speaking of boobs, I think this film overestimated how sexy we would find a half-girl/half-porcupine, but I don't know, the internet's here now, so there's undoubtedly someone fapping to this out there somewhere."
** Said boobs' accompanying CensorBox reads: [[FanDisservice "No thank you," "Seriously, stop," and "Plz, no more."]]
* The Dom's skeptical acceptance of [[ItsPronouncedTropay the film's pronunciation of "Baphomet"]].
* Comparing one of the film's monsters to "the fucking moon from the [=McDonald's=] commercial."
* The voice the Dom uses for the [[ExecutiveMeddling studio interference]]. "No, no, no, you need to end on a big old battle with one-liners and shit, not a one-sided slaughter that makes people ''feel'' bad!"
* "The film left out what was probably the single WEIRDEST FUCKING THING from the book. Actually, scratch that, it's the weirdest fucking thing in ANY book." Then there's the subsequent HurricaneOfEuphemisms after the Dom describes [[{{Squick}} the thing]].
-->'''The Dom:''' You ''really'' have to wonder about Creator/CliveBarker. I mean...when he sees a drawing of Cthulhu, do you think his first thought is, [[NightmareFetishist "Aaaww, yeah, I'd love to blow my load all over those tentacles..."]]
* [[RunningGag The return]] of "HEDGES ARE NOT SCARY!"
-->'''The Dom:''' ...which, admittedly, isn't all that relevant, I just wanted to work it in here somewhere.

[[AC: WesternAnimation/ScreamStreet]]
* "In the absence of a multi-story-encompassing quest with actual stakes, the kids now partake in... what is probably best described as ''shenanigans''. Some of which could be described as significantly ''wacky''."
* "''Good lord'', [[DawsonCasting if this is him]] ''[[DawsonCasting before]]'' [[DawsonCasting puberty]], he's gonna sound like Darth Vader by the time he's twenty!"

[[AC: The Dom Reviews YOU, Episode Two]]
* During the Dom's opening spiel on his lack of credentials (where, as usual, he is filming himself from the waist up):
-->'''The Dom:''' I'm just a guy who complains about adaptations on Website/YouTube, and, more often than not, doesn't even bother putting on pants when I film. ''[awkwardly looks down]''
* "This film actually looks really good... for a college project, which is to say [[NoExceptYes it actually looks terrible]], but [[SelfDeprecation it's leagues better than the garbage I was making back at uni]], and before you ask, ABSOLUTELY NOT, [[OldShame you will never find this stuff online]]."
* Praising an author for writing a friendly talking bush character, as it shows acceptance of the fact that [[RunningGag HEDGES ARE NOT SCARY]].

[[AC: Film/{{Babe}}]]
* The RunningGag of the Dom having mini-freakouts over the implications of a world where farm animals of human-level intelligence are still used for food, before being cut off by a "TAKING A CHILDREN'S BOOK TOO SERIOUSLY" warning.
-->'''The Dom:''' Holy ''moly'' this is some ''Literature/AnimalFarm''-level stuff, EVERY HUMAN IN THIS WORLD IS COMPLICIT IN GENOCIDE!!
* "The single most plot-relevant addition to the movie is probably Grumpy Creator/HugoWeaving Dog... who you ''can'' call 'Rex', but why would you when you can call him Grumpy Hugo Weaving Dog." This is followed by a quick dubbed clip in which Rex ominously discusses [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing the threat of Mordor]] with the farm.

[[AC: Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies]]
* The opening, where Calluna, [[RunningGag in the vein of the other Hobbit reviews]], sneaks closer and closer to the Dom as he sits calmly reading a book, an evil glint in her eye and ominous music playing. Just as she is about to pounce...
-->'''The Dom:''' ''[not even looking up]'' [[RunningGagStumbles Calluna. We live together now. You don't have to force me to do crossovers.]]\\
'''Calluna:''' ''[pouts]'' Awww.
* "Did Creator/PeterJackson manage to pull off a last-minute save and make an adaptation loyal to the plot and tone of the book these films are based on no, no he didn't, I'm sorry, I can't even pretend, this was a hot mess."
* Regarding Legolas's running across falling stones in midair:
-->'''The Dom:''' The fact that elves [[ArtisticLicensePhysics don't always obey the laws of physics]] is well established, but still. [[NoJustNoReaction This is dumb. This is so, so dumb.]]
* How the stuff with Bard and the Master of Laketown went down in the book.
-->'''Master:''' Um, hi, I was ''elected''. A dragon doesn't automatically equal a monarchy, plus, it wasn't ''my'' fault those bloody dwarves caused all this mess!\\
'''Bard:''' Oh, give over. They're almost certainly dragon poop by now.\\
'''Master:''' Shut up, Bard! If you want to be royalty so bad, why don't you go back to Dale, where your granddaddy actually ''was'' Lord!\\
'''Bard:''' Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Me going off to the great city we used to live in, that's now... no longer under threat of dragon attack, and... right next to a now-undefended, unfathomable amount of treasure. ''[beat]'' Actually, you know what, now ''is'' no time to be bickering about who's in charge. I should go... make sure the lake is still there. Bye!\\
'''Master:''' Haw-haw! Good job, Master, you've mastered things again.
* The reenactment of the book's description of the titular battle.
-->'''Thranduil:''' The goblin armies of the mountains are upon us. We must all join forces to stand against them!\\
''[a rock flies in out of nowhere and clocks Bilbo in the head]''\\
''[fade out to later, at dusk, Bilbo regains consciousness]''\\
'''Bard:''' Oh hey, hobbit guy! You're alive! Well, good news is, we won; bad news is, you'd better come quick, Oakenshield is dying.\\
'''Bilbo:''' Oh. Well that sucks.
* [[StatingTheSimpleSolution "Fire ARROWS over the shield wall you numpties!"]]
-->'''The Dom:''' [[HollywoodTactics Did they just hate having any possible advantage in combat?!]]
* "Sooo... An hour and ten minutes in, this film suddenly becomes ''Film/{{Dune|1984}}''."
* Playing some ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' music over [[FollowTheLeader one particular action sequence]]. "Tell me you don't see it."
* Calluna's intense, step-by-step description of what Legolas got up to during the battle.
* "Next up, Tauriel, because she's ''worth it''. [[ObligatoryJoke Oh, come on, we were bound to make that joke eventually.]]"
* "After the smoke clears, [[LoveTriangle Fili confesses his love for her, just before Legolas turns up]], and OH MY GOODNESS they are ''[[LiteralMetaphor literally forming a triangle]]'', fuck off with this shit!"
* Tauriel's infamous "''[[{{Narm}} Egad]]''[[{{Narm}} , all this]] ''[[{{Narm}} real love]]'' [[{{Narm}} hurts so much!]]" scene.
* "[[ForegoneConclusion Yeah, no need to worry, Saruman the White is on the case! He might even use the Palantir to figure out all Sauron's weaknesses so he can]] ''[[ForegoneConclusion really]]'' [[ForegoneConclusion mess him up! Yaaaaay!]]"
* The texting conversation between Thorin and Dáin.
-->'''Thorin:''' Bring the Twirly Whirlys.
* Immediately following the final thoughts, [[RunningGag Terrence Apparates in]], with a disgruntled expression and chugging a bottle of alcohol.
-->'''Calluna:''' Terrence? Are... you okay?\\
'''Terrence:''' ''[slurring his words]'' Shut up! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Stop telling lies]], ''I'' [[CallBack broke up with Thranduil]], [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not the other way around]]... and I don't even care, because his hair wasn't even that perfect, I'm... just gonna take a little magical nap now. ''[passes out]''
** The Dom then asks Calluna if they should do anything about this situation. Calluna replies that [[TakeThat they can save it for the Extended Edition]].
* As the two wrap up:
-->'''The Dom:''' ''Phew!'' You know, I do love Tolkien's work, but it is exhausting working through all the lore. [[TemptingFate I'm kind of relieved we're done with Middle-Earth for now.]]\\
'''Calluna:''' Or ARE we?! ''[dramatically pulls a sheathed sword from her cloak, [[CallToAdventure holding it out to the Dom as Lord of the Rings music swells]]...]''\\
'''The Dom:''' ''[[[RefusalOfTheCall pushes the sword down as the music cuts off]]]'' [[BluntYes Yes.]]\\
'''Calluna:''' ''[pouts]'' [[BookEnds Awww.]]
* As usual, the HilariousOuttakes.
** "[[FascinatingEyebrow The eyebrow]] ''makes'' my channel, babe."
** Dom and Calluna's cats.
--->'''Calluna:''' I come before you, small kitty, to present you the ''magic sword of destiny'' you don't give a shit, you just want to play with the cloak...\\
'''Dom:''' You're the true king of Gondor, stop playing around!\\
---\\
'''Dom:''' Meanwhile, Sir Terry Pratchett[[note]]their other cat[[/note]] ''bravely'' sleeps on the cat tower. Ah yes. This one can be the king of Rohan.\\
---\\
'''Dom:''' "''Meow, meow'', we haven't been petted in ''five minutes! Aaaaauuuuuuugh!''"
*** "Why are we doing impressions of the cats?" "[[LampshadeHanging Because, bloopers?]]" "We can't ''make'' bloopers, that's cheating."

[[AC: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms]]
* When trying to explain who's currently on the throne and what position Aegon (one of the main characters) holds in the line of succession, Dominic goes on a bit of a rant because ''"Have you ever ''seen'' a Targaryen family tree?!?'' They keep using the same ''five'' names ''over and over again'' and they only add a number to it if they were a king or queen, and don't even get me ''started'' on how much the incestuous marriage thing complicates matters!!!"

[[AC: Game of Thrones S1 E8]]
* "Nakeeeed Hodor!"
* Playing the "naked Hodor" music over shots of a fully-clothed Lord Commander Mormont after mentioning that he had also been naked during one of the adapted scenes.
* The summary of how Joffrey's decision to order [[OldSoldier Barristan Selmy]] arrested in the book went down:
-->'''Janos Slynt:''' I'll do it, milord, [[UnderestimatingBadassery I'll send some of my best gold cloaks to apprehend the old geezer]].\\
TWO HOURS LATER\\
'''Janos Slynt:''' Okay, so...all the men I sent are dead, apparently he had a small dagger, and, well... maybe you shouldn't have fired him after all, [[OneManArmy he's kind of a death machine]].

[[AC: [[Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life]]]]
* When discussing how he loved the film when he first saw it, he states that the rest of the world seemed to have a "disconsenting" opinion. Cue a footnote popping up:
-->* Dissenting. [[TakeThatMe I don't think what I said is even a word.]]
* "I did some math to determine exactly how much runtime was allotted to each book, not counting the end credits and whatnot... actually, cards on the table, I outsourced most of the math to my girlfriend, because I suck at it, but you get the idea."
* "Yeah. ''[[{{Jerkass}} This]]'' is the guy I related to, [[SelfDeprecation I'm... so, so sorry, everyone who knew me in my twenties]]."
* The Dom turns to [[WebVideo/RockedReviews Luke Spencer]] for confirmation on how well the film adapted the comic's music. [[CallBack Luke is not pleased.]]
-->'''The Dom:''' ''[creepy grin]'' [[AbhorrentAdmirer Heeey, buddy.]]\\
'''Luke:''' H-how?! Why?! How?! Also, NO! THE RESTRAINING ORDER!\\
'''The Dom:''' [[LoopholeAbuse I'm more than four hundred feet away.]] Also, I missed you too.
* The Dom [[CallBack briefly brings up]] ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' adaptation when making a point, and still can't help but [[SpitefulSpit express his feelings on that work]].

[[AC: Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld]]
* "To address some of your comments, yes, 'The Scott Pilgrimage' would have been a better name than 'The Scott Pilgrim-athon'. But, what you have to take into account is... [[LameComeback shut]] [[WhyDidntIThinkOfThat up]]."

[[AC: Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness]]
* Regarding a character revealing that he has telekinetic powers due to being vegan:
-->'''The Dom:''' You know, I have to say, this completely destroyed my suspension of disbelief in regards to this film. I mean... [[BaitAndSwitch a vegan who doesn't bring up the fact that he is vegan in conversation until it becomes relevant to do so]]? ''[[TakeThat Ludicrous!]]''

[[AC: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together]]
* The Dom's experience of Canadian summer.
* Declaring the most relatable thing in the comic to be its portrayal of "the uniquely tortuous way that the catering industry somehow manages to be both hectic ''and'' monotonous at the ''same time''."

[[AC: Scott Pilgrim Vs The Universe]]
* "Ah, Coke Zero. All the lack of flavor of a sugar-free drink, while still being filled with enough chemicals to sterilize a homicide crime scene."

[[AC: ComicBook/ScottPilgrim: The Final Final Thoughts]]
* After defeating [=NegaDom=], the Dom briefly wonders if he should be concerned about this representing any repressed memories... then shrugs it off as them likely being ''Fifty Shades''-related.
* "I'm not even entirely convinced the film version of [Ramona] even ''likes'' Scott, and... well, okay, yeah, that's fair, why would you, he's a dick."
* At the end of the review, [=NegaDom=] comes back, but doesn't really want to fight again.
-->'''The Dom:''' ...All right, come on, I'll tell Terrence we have another one.

[[AC: Film/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe]]
* Interrupting his opening monologue with an "editor's note" when he remembered something wrong about the 80s BBC adaptation. [[SelfDeprecation "I learned a valuable lesson about research this day."]]
* The Dom ''literally being hit over the head'' with Creator/CSLewis's religious allegory.
* Pausing in the middle of the plot synopsis to give a MotorMouth summary of what Turkish Delight is.
* [[TheGrinch The Dom]] doesn't really find the "never Christmas" part of the White Witch's curse to be that awful.
* "Partway into their journey to the Stone Table, they meet... um... Father Christmas. As you do."
* Calling [[Creator/JamesCosmo Father Christmas]] "[[Series/GameOfThrones Lord Commander Mormont]]".
* Regarding Peter's army being on the brink of defeat:
-->'''The Dom:''' ''[Scottish accent]'' [[CallBack If they'd only thought to bring]] [[Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies some of the ol' Twirly Whirlys!]]
* The [[FreezeFrameBonus blink-and-you'll-miss-it]] flash of [[UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} something]] when the Dom describes Aslan leaving because he's got other places to watch over.
* The Dom's surprise at having to bring back the [[FollowTheLeader "Because ''The Lord of the Rings'' Did It"]] section from the ''Hobbit'' reviews.
-->'''Disney exec 1:''' Wait, didn't [[Creator/JRRTolkien Tolkien]] have a BFF who also wrote bestselling fantasy novels?\\
'''Disney exec 2:''' Yes, but I think they were intended for really young children.\\
'''Disney exec 1:''' That's not a deal-breaker, what's really important is: did they have huge battles in them?\\
'''Disney exec 2:''' They did, but... I'm pretty sure they always happened offscreen.\\
'''Disney exec 1:''' Not ''anymore''. ''[both grin]''
** "You've got to have an opening battle. If you don't have an opening battle... then [[ShapedLikeItself there's no opening battle]]."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: 2019 Episodes]]
[[AC: Newspeak and Doublethink: The Dystopian World of Literature/NineteenEightyFour]]
* Reminiscing on having had to write an essay on ''Literature/AnimalFarm'' back in school:
-->'''The Dom:''' ...Almost flunked that class, actually... Well, look at me ''now'', Mr. Keens! ''Now'' who's not ''applying himself'', huh?! ''[beat]'' ...I don't think he watches Youtube.

[[AC: Lost In Adaptation [[HilariousOuttakes Bloopers]] 2014-2018]]
* Two particular running themes among the bloopers: Dom being annoyed by people driving outside his apartment...
-->'''Dom:''' [[SarcasmMode Take your time. Wouldn't want to drive down this road too fast. Gotta make sure you enjoy the scenery.]]\\
'''Dom:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell You have a small penis, good sir,]] [[CompensatingForSomething and that motorbike proves it.]]\\
'''Dom:''' Why do all American engines have to be so loud?\\
'''Dom:''' Is everyone driving a fucking ''tractor?!''\\
'''Dom:''' There is ''literally'' a marching band going past my apartment complex. I'm pretty sure this is divine intervention at this point telling me this isn't a day to film on.
* ...and [[CutenessProximity getting distracted by his cats]].
-->'''Dom:''' You're killing me, Whisp. I need to do this job so I can buy you tuna.
* And sometimes it's his cockatiel:
-->'''Dom:''' Petrie, you SNEEZED all over my performance. Bless you, but I will never forgive you.
** ...including, one time, ''after'' Dom has moved to America.
--->'''Dom''': That is so weird, I could've sworn I just heard Petrie chirping, and he's back in England.
* Dom getting into character as Creator/HarrisonFord.
* "[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Fat Grandma]] is weeb trash."
* Dom-as-Terrence drops to his knees for a greenscreen effect... then moans that he's old and that really hurt.
* "Okay, it's the next day. I'm feeling much better now, and there's lots of [[SuddenlyShouting COFFEE IN MY VEINS]]! Ha-hah!"
* Dom and Erika Haynes discussing the lack of pockets in women's pants.
-->'''Erika:''' [[SarcasmMode Women don't deserve pockets, that's just how it works!]]\\
'''Dom:''' I understand. You might get ''ideas'' if you have pockets.
* "Terrence is dieting, 'cuz Terrence got all fat when he came to America."
* "Broke my finger, making a hand gesture, I'm tho weak and fra-gile and brit-tle."

[[AC: Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles]]
* The ColdOpen:
-->'''Raphael:''' Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!\\
'''The Dom:''' ''[unimpressed stare; [[FascinatingEyebrow raises eyebrow]]]''
* Positing that the common children's cartoon trope of heroes [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman casually destroying robots]] would be the cause of any potential future VideoGame/DetroitBecomeHuman-esque situation.
* Commenting on the surprising darkness of Casey Jones crushing Shredder's body in a garbage truck to make sure he's dead.
-->'''The Dom:''' One-and-a-half gallons of blood would be leaking out of that truck as you celebrate with all the little kids you just liberated.
* "Oh, ''yeah''. A woman at least ten years older than me and a completely different and almost certainly incompatible species. That is ''so'' my type."
* The Dom trying to picture any of the Turtles' [[LighterAndSofter future iterations]] offering Shredder the option of honorable suicide as in the original comic:
-->'''Raphael:''' Woah, Shredder dude, you gotta, like, disembowel yourself to save your honor! It's like, totally radical!

[[AC:The Putting off Reviewing Fifty Shades Freed Patreon Q&A]]
* "How much of a Patreon pledge do I have to make a month in order for you to LEAVE [[WebVideo/RockedReviews ME]] ALONE?!"
-->'''Dom:''' INFINITY dollars! Because that's how much [[RunningGag our friendship]] [[AbhorrentAdmirer is worth, Luke]].
* "If you could keep any animal, real or imagined, that you wanted what would it be?"
-->'''Dom:''' Okay, well who could possibly think of anything other than a [[Literature/DragonridersOfPern sapient dragon, that you can communicate with psychically and ride around on]], when asked that question? Come on.
* Terrence reflecting on the privacy-invading implications of him reading the Harry Potter novels.
* The Dom's thoughts on his ever-growing number of roommates.
-->'''The Dom:''' The Nega-Dom doesn't speak... so, he just sort of sits in the corner, glaring at people... The two future versions of me tend to keep to themselves as well, quite a lot, they're just off sort of trying to plan for the future when it eventually arrives and making doomsday predictions... that's always a fun evening... Terrence, of course, is a massive pain in the ass, you have no idea how long he spends in the bathroom every day, he's... he's basically like Howl from ''Anime/HowlsMovingCastle'', but... even more douchey.
* Dom expressing appreciation for his "kitty support" making his reading of ''Fifty Shades Freed'' much more bearable - with the caveat that in a few weeks he expects to go back to being aggravated at ''fifty interruptions per episode''.
* If a more book-accurate adaptation of ''Literature/WhoCensoredRogerRabbit'' was made, Dom would sit at the front of the theater and face the audience instead of the screen, ''just'' to see everyone's reaction.

[[AC:[[Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey Fifty Shades Freed]]]]
* "If you would be so kind as to pretend that, between every sentence here, I'm stopping to say, 'And then they have sex and Ana really enjoys it, because she orgasms at the slightest touch from her husband, or a... light gust of wind.'"
* "I allowed myself a few blissful moments of imagining Ana taking [Grey] for everything he has, and leaving him alone and broken like he deserves to be for his multiple acts of abuse, but... alas, E.L. James would never be so kind."
* The Dom ranting about the book's use of the EnhanceButton.
-->'''The Dom:''' "''Enhance the image'', tech guy!", because that's how cameras have ''ever'' worked. [[SarcasmMode There's a secret supply of reserve pixels that usually aren't in use but can be unlocked when someone]] ''[[SarcasmMode really]]'' [[SarcasmMode wants to see something]].
* The skit summarizing the infamous scene where Grey berates Ana for using her maiden name at work... [[MoodWhiplash then tries to get in a quickie with her while he's there]].
* The Dom [[CallBack still just referring to Grey's ex as variants of "crazy ex-sub girl"]], on the grounds of there being nothing more to her character to make it worth the effort of remembering her name.
* "They go out for a few drinks, and talk about how ''lucky'' they are to be with their respective super-awesome-perfect dream-men... unironically."
* "Take a wild guess how this conversation turns out. If you said anything other than 'Ana admits full fault then Grey fucks her', I am deeply worried for your reasoning ability."
* During the Dom's mid-video advertisement for Audible, one of his selling points is "there are so many books you can download that ''aren't this one''!" He gets teary with joy just saying it.
* The Dom's impression of Grey's denial of his mommy issues, giving him the tone of [[ManChild a petulant child]].
-->'''Grey:''' No! My past is completely behind me! My mummy means ''nothing'' to me! [[ImplausibleDeniability Now have sex with me, person who looks just like her.]]
* [[RunningGag "Because, you know,]] [[FreudianExcuse he had a hard childhood."]]
* The Dom's voice when describing Hyde's ransom demand of "'''[[MoustacheTwirlingVillain five MILLION dollars]]!'''"
* Ana's work acquaintance who turns out to be working with Hyde strikes no recollection for the Dom.
-->'''The Dom:''' ...Okay, this person's evil I guess. How ''could'' you... This Person, Ana trusted you, maybe.
* At the end of the plot synopsis video, the Dom gets a surprise text.
-->'''The Dom:''' ''[checks phone]'' [[OhCrap ...SHE WROTE ANOTHER BOOK?!]]
* The Dom's anger regarding the book's incessant "fucking ''murmuring''".
-->'''The Dom:''' ''Learn more '''words''', James, for god's sake!''
* Being fully convinced that Ana [[SanitySlippage has gotten to the point]] where she is actually experiencing full-on hallucinations of her [[YouKeepUsingThatWord "subconscious"]] performing the actions she describes.
* "...Oh hey. First one of [[FlippingTheBird these]] of the episode."
* The skit about the pointless cheating fake-out.
-->'''Ana:''' Are you cheating on Kate?\\
'''Eliot:''' No.\\
'''Ana:''' Good!
* The Dom isn't buying James's attempts to paint Ana as becoming a strong independent woman.
-->'''Ana:''' Alright, after just a few weeks of marriage, I've become a super-assertive badass who takes no crap from anyone, thus proving my relationship is a positive influence on my life! Dream husband, I'll see you after drinks with Kate!\\
'''Grey:''' [[ControlFreak No. I don't want you going out tonight. Drink at home.]]\\
'''Ana:''' [[ExtremeDoormat Okay!]] I guess we're staying in tonight.\\
'''Kate:''' No. I booked us a table. Come on.\\
'''Ana:''' [[ExtremeDoormat Okay!]] ''[cheerfully follows Kate]''
* "Always better to start at the beginning... unless we're talking about reading these books, in which case it's much better to start at the... never."
* "[Ana] said she didn't ''want'' to [be a CEO], not that she doubts her abilities! ...That said, I mean, ''I'' doubt her abilities; I'm not trying to be mean, but she has zero experience, and she has the backbone of a ''jellyfish'', and not even the stinging type, the type that just floats around in the sea until they're eaten by something."
* Stating that ''flat-Earthers'' would be skeptical of the book's attempts to claim that Ana's promotion was based on merit and not her husband buying the company.
* The Dom's thoughts on [[{{Narm}} Ana and Grey's between-fights flirting]].
-->'''The Dom:''' [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Anakin and Padme Skywalker]] would groan at the sound of it. High school sweethearts who are convinced at age fifteen that they're going to marry because ''no one'' has known true love like they do would tell these two to grow the fuck up.
* Listing out [[JerkWithAHeartOfJerk Christian Grey's]] supposed "[[HiddenDepths layers beneath his pretty face]]".
* Taking issue with Ana's "you can only be truly mad at someone you really love" statement.
-->'''The Dom:''' That is so dumb and easily-disproved I'm not sure why I'm even bringing it up. I guess I just don't like [[TakeThat the implication that I really love]] UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump. Yeah, I made it political and dated the video, ''fuck you'', I suffered through ''Fifty Shades three times'', I'll do what I want!
* "So in addition to realizing that flashbacks are a thing, it appears that James has also finally discovered, just in time for this last book in the trilogy, that stories do not have to encompass every second of every minute of every hour of every day of their duration."
-->'''The Dom:''' It's not much, but it is nice not having to listen to ''exactly'' what Ana has for breakfast ''every day'', or when Grey brushes his teeth... No wait, she does include those things, ah, shite.
* James's grasp of the time jump still leaves a little to be desired:
-->'''Ana:''' Holy cow, I'm really looking forward to the sex we're about to have!\\
''[JumpCut]''\\
'''Ana:''' That sure was some good sex that we had that I'm referring to in the past tense because it's later now!
* The Dom had a brief world-crumbling moment when he got to the part of the book where Grey claims to be pro-gun control "because it meant that he and I agreed on something, and I ''can't'' accept that that would ''ever happen''!" but quickly picked up on Grey's blatant hypocrisy on the matter and felt much better.
* The Dom happily headcanoning an ending where Grey is arrested for obstruction of justice.
* Regarding [[UnfortunateImplications James's portrayal of Grey's mental illness]]:
-->'''The Dom:''' If everyone on the planet [[FlippingTheBird gave her the middle finger]], that would still be less than the ideal amount of middle fingers pointing at her.
* "I cannot accurately describe the feeling of utter despair I experienced when the climax ended, and I realized how much of the book was still to go. There ''may'' have been tears."
* "Grey thinks that Ana is a 'force of nature' because she occasionally whines passive-aggressively before conceding to his every demand. A ''real'' feminist, a woman who does not only ''not'' take his shit but is willing to give some back to him for being so shitty, would just ''blow his mind''. [[LiteralMetaphor I mean literally]], [[YourHeadAsplode his head would explode]] from all the information he couldn't comprehend."
* "Ana's plan for dealing with the kidnapping is... stupid bad stupid."
* The [[FlippingTheBird "finger dance"]] [[MoodWhiplash following the Dom angrily summarizing Ana and Grey's relationship and how James portrays it]]. He also released a full version later titled, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcH0NDLfvDo The f**k you Fifty Shades dance]]".
--> "Some people were asking if they could appropriate the finger dance for their own projects. The answer is yes, just don't use it for evil ok?"
* Right out of the gate in the Lost in Adaptation video, the film's scene of Ana telling Grey that [[InformedAttribute he is a "man of honor" who "treats people well"]] results in the Dom letting out a [[RageBreakingPoint furious]] [[SkywardScream scream]] so powerful it spreads out into space and [[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry batters the Starship]] ''[[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry Excelsior]]''.
-->'''The Dom:''' Whew! I needed that.
* The usual survey of who read the book versus saw the film includes categories for "Cursed with both", and "Blessedly free of either foul experience". The vast majority of those surveyed fell into the latter category.
* The fact that the screenplays for both ''Freed'' and ''Darker'' were written by E.L. James's husband was not brought up in the latter video "because... [[SelfDeprecation I'm bad at my job]]."
* "Just like its predecessors, ''Freed'' has one card to play to counter the utter lack of chemistry between the leads, the absence of passion in the sex scenes, and the absolute joylessness of almost every scene, and it plays it for all it's worth: utilizing pop song after pop song after ''pop song'' to drown out the awkwardness."
* "A car... for want of a more boring word, 'chase'..."
* Pointing out how book-accurate Grey's low sex-endurance is.
-->'''The Dom:''' James thinks that sex should always be done in less time than a microwave pizza.
* Deciding that "plot hole" is too strong a term for certain things carried over from the book, replacing it with "the stupid shit that made no sense".
* "The perplexing and unnecessary mishandling of non-chronological storytelling in the beginning of the book that I complained about, is fixed by them... ''not'' doing that."
* The Dom's shock that James let the filmmakers get away with replacing most of Ana and Grey's fighting during their honeymoon with them... ''[[FauxHorrific having fun together]]''.
* On a presumably unintentional note, Dom not noticing when he says the word "synonymous" as "synomynous".
* The screen-shaking crash when the film sneaks in an actual funny joke.
* "This movie once again highlights that even ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise BASIC COMPETENCE]]'' is leagues above what James is capable of."
* The Dom imagining an awkward writers' meeting where someone nervously suggested to James's husband, "If we're going to include all of Erika's payoffs, perhaps we should add in some... y'know... ''set-up'', as well?"
* Suggesting that the filmmakers were able get their portrayal of Grey as a better person (not ''good'', just better than his book counterpart) past James in part by passing off the cutting of scenes with his horrible behavior as their hands just being tied due to the movie format.
* Regardless of the improvements made to Grey's character in the film, the Dom would still like to run him over with a combine harvester - he'd just be more inclined to do it quickly if it were the film version.
* The [[HilariousOuttakes bloopers]] for the book review.
** "Calluna's ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}'' DVD just threw itself off the bookshelf. It's like "''I can't take hearing about ''Fifty Shades of Grey'' anymore, the eeeeend!''""
** "[[GrumpyOldMan Damn kids and your skateboards.]] I say that unironically."
** Script falls down
*** Twirl
*** First attempt to pick up paper
*** Second attempt to pick up paper
*** [[EpicFail Third attempt to pick up paper]]
*** [[SelfDeprecation I'm bad at stuff]]
** "I can't say the word anonymity to save my life. [[WeCouldHaveAvoidedAllThis Worst part is I actually meant AUTONOMY...]]"

[[AC:The Company of Death]]
* [[BlatantLies "Because I'm not at all jealous about]] [[WebVideo/VampireReviews Elisa]] [[BlatantLies being multitalented enough to be a successful youtuber AND a published author..."]]
* "I'm also, apparently, a big fan of women who can pop lasers out of their arms and blow shit up. I didn't ''know'' that was a kink of mine, but I'm always open to new things."

[[AC:Film/WarOfTheWorlds]]
* "If you're already familiar with [the book's plot], and for some ''bizarre'' reason don't want to listen to the sultry tones of my voice as much as possible, here's the point to skip to."
* Admitting that he had to stop reading for a moment when the curate character was introduced to go look up what a "curate" was.
* "I just don't get why the aliens would want to keep human clothing intact. Is their plan to put our defeated trousers on their heads as they perform their victory parade?"
* "The protagonist, played by Creator/TomCruise, is called 'Ray'... though that's probably a bad example because in my experience, when Tom Cruise plays a character in a movie most people will forget his name and just say, 'Oh yeah, Tom Cruise's character.'"
* The usual "please like, share, and subscribe" request at the video's end being done in the style of the first paragraph of the book.
-->'''The Dom:''' Thank you for joining me, my beautiful watchers, and please remember that ''no one would have believed that, in the first years of the twenty-first century, that this world was being watched keenly and closely, by programmed algorithms, powerful yet really bloody stupid.''
* [[HilariousOuttakes The continuing saga of Dom's loud neighbors and interrupting cats.]]
-->'''Dom:''' There's a guy out there salvaging bits of a car with a power saw. Most... inopportune timing.\\
'''Dom:''' [[TranquilFury It's like he]] ''[[TranquilFury waits]]''[[TranquilFury ... until I'm trying to film something.]]\\
'''Dom:''' I'm turning into a CrazyCatLady, I'm talking to the cat, I'm talking ''for'' the cat...

[[AC:Game of Thrones S1 E9]]
* "Okay, so. ''Shae''. Shhhhhae. Shae, Shae, Shae..."
* The Dom mumbling awkwardly as the scenes quickly flash-forward through Shae's story before deciding that ''nope'', he's going to save tackling ''that'' can of worms for its own video.
* The complete breakdown when the Dom gets to [[TearJerker/GameOfThrones Eddard's execution]].
-->'''The Dom:''' ''[miserable wailing]'' NO! NO! [=NonoNO=], it's STILL NOT OKAY!
:: : He's still sniffling when he continues on with the "Changed" section.
* The Dom's belated realization that he's been pretty approving of Catelyn Stark's actions this episode, even as he kept up his usual uncomplimentary appellation for her.

[[AC:Film/{{The Great Gatsby|2013}}]]
* Dom opening the video with a reenactment of the iconic "Creator/LeonardoDicaprio raising a champagne glass as fireworks go off in the background" shot from the film.
-->'''Dom:''' Sorry, there wasn't really a purpose to that, I've just, uh, always wanted to try it.
:: : [[BookEnds At the end]], he raises the glass again in farewell, and is surprised when the fireworks and music start up again, then go away when he lowers it. He repeats the act a few times to test out this phenomenon, then shrugs and leans down to slurp from the glass.
* Replacing his usual "Hello, my beautiful watchers" with "Hello, old sports."
-->'''Dom:''' Uh, that's a thing from the book, I'm not suddenly playing up to British stereotypes...
* Even after finally laying the ''Fifty Shades'' reviews to rest, they have still left their mark, putting a damper on Dom's enjoyment of some scenes in the Gatsby film due to the use of contemporary pop songs in the soundtrack.
* Describing the first interaction between Tom and Gatsby as the two men "verbally [measuring] dicks".
* As book!Nick has a crisis realizing he's no longer in his twenties:
-->'''Dom:''' ''[sigh]'' Big mood...

[[AC:Game of Thrones S1 E10]]
* [[MemeticMutation The reaction]] to Sansa's sassy response to Joffrey's threats.
* When Renly jumps the gun on declaring himself king:
-->'''Dom:''' ''[falsetto]'' [[Film/LifeOfBrian He's not the king, he's a very naughty boy!]]
* "The Greatjon Umber suggests forming their OWN kingdom [[CallBack with blackjack, and hookers]]!"
* The smiley-face emoji popping up over Drogo's face when Dom mentions Dany trying to snap him out of his coma via blowjob.
* "Despite the show later ''claiming'' that Mirri Maz Duur told Dany that she would be unable to bear children ever again... [[AdaptationInducedPlotHole they did not in fact include that part of her prophecy]]. A-whoopsie-doodle..."
* Dany's bodyguards' [[GirlsHaveCooties initial response to her declaring them her bloodriders]].
* Dom being glad that Dany's hair somehow surviving the flames in the show means he can go out on "'''[[RunningGag GAME OF THRONES HATES BALDNESS]]'''."

[[AC:Film/{{Wanted}}]]
* Dom not even TRYING to pronounce the name of the film's director, or to match his mouth movements to the pronunciation program he dubs in to say it for him.
* "After a gunfight, and a car chase that defies all the laws of physics... [[ArtisticLicensePhysics and I do mean all of them, even the ones we've not discovered yet]]..."
* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck The LONG beat]] when Dom gets to the reveal of [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext how the assassins' targets are chosen]].
* Naturally, Creator/ChrisPratt being in the film results in [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy some]] [[Series/ParksAndRecreation references]].
* "It's a bit worrying when [[ArtisticLicenseBiology 'lots of adrenaline equals the power to leap between buildings, curve bullets, and have an indestructible face']] is the ''least'' questionable thing in your movie."
* "During the exhaustive research I did for this episode... aaand by that I mean I asked [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]..."

[[AC:Film/MinorityReport]]
* "''Minority Report'' hit theatres in 2002 to a resounding cry of..."
-->'''Movie-goer 1:''' Well that was... [[SoOkayItsAverage pretty good]].\\
'''Movie-goer 2:''' Yeah, pretty good... You, uh, wanna grab dinner?\\
'''Movie-goer 1:''' Sure, I could eat.
* The mumbling RunningGag.
** When discussing the changes in the pre-crime system in the film:
--->'''Dom:''' Only murders are predicted, because ''[mumbling]'' plot convenience ''[mumbling]''.
** Regarding the "murder echo" phenomenon:
--->'''Dom:''' Witwer asks why the precogs are predicting the crime again after it was prevented, and is told that because ''[mumbling]'' science ''[mumbling]'' plot convenience...
** "They also pretty firmly established that precogs can only see murder happening, [[RuleOfThree because]] ''[mumbling]'' metaphysics ''[mumbling]''..."
* "Is there an opposite for 'having his cake and eating it'? Uh... 'Vomiting on his cake, and also the cake is made of BEEEES!'"

[[AC:[[Film/TheThing1982 John Carpenter's The Thing]]]]
* When discussing author Creator/JohnWCampbell's credentials:
-->'''Dom:''' He was also ''super'' racist, writing multiple essays about how ''awesome'' segregation is when you really think about it, so, uh... there's that.
* "[[PurpleProse No one talks naturally in this book]], unless these arctic researchers also happen to all minor in poetry, I suppose..."
* Dom has never actually seen the film before the review due to not being a huge fan of the horror genre, [[TemptingFate but he's]] ''[[TemptingFate sure]]'' [[TemptingFate he can handle it]]...
-->'''Dom:''' ...[[InstantlyProvenWrong Nope!]] Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope...
:: : He then ends up calling his friend That Movie Chick for help. She immediately knows what he's calling about.
--->'''Chick:''' ...You tried to watch a scary movie [[NoodleIncident again]], didn't you?\\
'''Dom:''' ''[whimpering]'' [[ManChild Mm-hm.]]\\
'''Chick:''' You want me to come over and watch it with you?\\
'''Dom:''' ''[whimpering]'' Mm-hm.\\
''[JumpCut to the two of them watching the film, That Movie Chick eating popcorn and Dom fearfully hugging a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Ditto]] plushie]''\\
'''Chick:''' You know, you really need to learn to watch grown-up movies on your own.
* That Movie Chick agrees to stick around for the review because, "[[DeadpanSnarker Someone's got to keep you from hiding underneath your desk.]]"
* That Movie Chick looking around at Dom's usual greenscreened background and wondering ''where'' exactly they are filming this review.
-->'''Chick:''' Are we in your, like, pocket dimension, or something?\\
'''Dom:''' ...You know, I've never really thought about it. Once you're part of the Reviewer-verse [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight you just stop questioning things]]. I have [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall a friend who has his own spaceship]].\\
'''Chick:''' ...Oh.
* That Movie Chick theorizes that the research station in the film was stocked with so many firearms because they were worried about [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack wampas]].
* "Well done, chaps. You found a ship that had survived for twenty-million years and could have advanced human technology by millennia, and you blew it up in less than a day. This is why we can't have nice things."
* At the end, That Movie Chick telling Dom that she's proud of him for getting through this, and wants to treat him to a showing of ''Film/TheFly1986''. Dom [[HereWeGoAgain walks off shaking his head with a litany of "Nope"]] as she tries to sell him on it.
-->'''Chick:''' The author's not racist! He's a Nazi-killing spy!\\
'''Dom:''' NOPE.

[[AC:Literature/TheThreeMusketeers]]
* "Bonjour mes beaux observateurs, and that is my knowledge of French thoroughly exhausted."
* After Dom makes his preemptive apology for his likely mispronunciation of French names, the screen freezes and "Dom from the editing room" walks in to give a ''second'' preemptive apology, this time for having over-corrected in his attempts to get the pronunciation of D'Artagnan right throughout the episode.
* The dramatic camera zoom-in on Dom's face as he drops the "shocking revelation" that ''The Three Musketeers'' is a true story... then he admits that it would be more accurate to say it's a fictional retelling of a true story... then concedes that it's more like a fictional retelling of a story that was based on a true story... [[OverlyLongGag then]] says that even ''that's'' a stretch, and after a detailed explanation finally sums up the book as "a mostly-fictional story, based on a semi-fictional story, based on some potentially-true but probably-exaggerated stories about a real-life person."
-->'''Dom:''' Which, if you think about it, means that all of the films I'm going to talk about in the next episode are [[MotorMouth adaptations of a mostly-fictional story based on a semi-fictional story based on some potentially-true but probably-exaggerated stories about a real-life person]]. Now that we've established that in a clear and simple manner, please allow me to recount the plot of this game-of-telephone account of history."
* A lot of his unimpressed descriptions of D'Artagnan's... [[JerkAss questionable actions]].
-->'''Dom:''' Upon learning [that Constance has been given over to the scarred man], D'Artagnan bravely [[BaitAndSwitch leaves Paris and goes to find his missing friends]].\\
'''Dom:''' In what is apparently standard D'Artagnan courtship, [[StalkerWithACrush he stalks her across the city for a while]]...\\
'''Dom:''' D'Artagnan agrees that [no longer seeing Milady de Winter] is a good idea, then ''immediately'' does the opposite, forging another letter from Des Wardes throwing all sorts of shade on Milady, and informing her the seventeenth-century French equivalent of "he got hoes in different area codes," so she's going to have to wait in line.
* "The next small section of the book is wrapped up in the four men's financial troubles, which was... surprising to read in a book famous for being the ultimate swashbuckling tale of daring exploits."
* Describing Creator/AlexandreDumas as "one of those authors who will never use one word when he can use forty-seven".
* "D'Artagnan is... the worst. He's just... awful. He's... bad awful. I mean he's, he's a dickhead. He's the biggest dickhead who ever dickheaded."
* "Milady, on the other hand, is treated as the ''true'' villain of the story, because she ''seduces'' and ''murders'' people... but, you know, she does it ''sneakily'', so that makes it bad, [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality unlike when the Musketeers do exactly the same thing, 'cause th-that's good. It's good when they do it.]]"
* "They drop the D-man being a straight-up rapist, choosing instead to make him a total man-whore."
* While one film merely hinted that Milady stole two of the Duke's diamonds while sleeping with him, another makes it explicit, leading to:
-->'''Dom:''' This film goes right ahead and confirms that Buckingham lost his rocks while getting his... well, you get the idea.
* Snarking that the 1993 Disney film's re-imagining of D'Artagnan's backstory obviously includes a dead father. Then is taken aback and forced to give due credit when the backstory given for his father's death (perished failing to prevent the assassination of the king's predecessor) actually lines up with the history.
* Summing up the Disney film's version of Milady's first encounter with D'Artagnan:
-->'''Dom:''' She falls in with D'Artagnan's plot because she finds him unconscious by the side of the road, and is like, "Ooooh, a lost teenager. Put my super-important mission on hold and bring him to my boudoir."
* "She had ''one'' job, and she got distracted from it because she wanted to bang Batman's sidekick!"
* Also regarding the Disney film: "There is one ''solitary'' person in all of France with a French accent."
* "The only reason I can come up with for [the 2011 film] to exist is, sometime in the late 2000s, someone saw the 1993 version and said, 'Pfff! You call that ''silly''? ''We'll'' show you silly.'"
* When judging which film had the most book-accurate D'Artagnan, stating that the versions from the two InNameOnly films are not necessarily out of the running, because "the characters themselves are sufficiently douchey and full of themselves to be dislikable just like book D'Artagnan." In the end, though, Dom ends up giving the win to ''none'' of them, as he felt they were all upgraded with too many actual redeeming qualities to really be the same character from the book.
* "If you agree with my decisions, you can tell me about that too, because... well, I like reading about being right."
* Dom spends the entirety of the third video in full musketeer cosplay, including a large mustache.
* "Hello my beautiful watchers. Tell me something, what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you consider ''The Three Musketeers'' by Alexandre Dumas? Yes, that ''is'' correct: the Soviet Union."
-->'''Dom:''' So, uh, yay, you get to hear me mispronounce some Russian names as well as French ones in this episode.
* "I was very impressed with the way that this series recreated Cardinal Richelieu's sense of presence. You get the distinct impression that everyone in the room [[BringMyBrownPants lets out just a tiny little bit of wee]] when he walks in looking annoyed about something."
* Dom briefly wondering if he could say his opening catchphrase in Russian.
-->'''Google Translate:''' [[AC: Здравствуйте, мои прекрасные наблюдатели.]]\\
'''Dom:''' ...Uh...[[NoJustNoReaction nyet]].

[[AC:Film/TheAndromedaStrain]]
* Noting how much of the book is given over to describing scientific experiments, Dom gets the impression that Creator/MichaelCrichton... [[GeekyTurnOn really,]] ''[[GeekyTurnOn really LOVES]]'' [[GeekyTurnOn science]].
-->'''Hotline operator:''' ''[sexily]'' Thank you for calling the ''naughty'' science appreciation line, the premium phone line that satisfies all your confused feelings towards cutting-edge technology and scientific theories. For applied physics, press 1. For engineering, press 2. For cellular biol--\\
''[Crichton eagerly presses 2]''\\
'''Hotline operator:''' The electron microscope was a magnificent tool I'd ''love'' to get my hands on... ''[[[{{Nerdgasm}} Crichton begins rubbing a copy of Stephen Hawking's]] ''[[{{Nerdgasm}} A Brief History of Time]]'' [[{{Nerdgasm}} against his chest]]]'' First developed in 1931, it uses a beam of ''accelerated'' electrons as a source of illumination...
* ♪ [[FanDisservice Middle-aged ass, middle-aged ass, I hope you get a good look at this middle-aged man's aaaass!]] ♪

[[AC:WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheGoblin]]
* Dom's disgust for the animation on the human characters.
* Noting the odd commercial on the VHS release with the cosplaying voice actress for Irene's grandmother shilling an emergency pre-paid phone card.
-->'''Dom''' (as the grandmother): Hello, children! Remember, you should never wander off from your parents, but if you do you should call them immediately with this card. [[HypocriticalHumor Now, please enjoy this movie where I command a preteen to blindly march into some demonstrably unsafe caves, unaccompanied by an adult.]]
** Immediately after the skit, Dom is still wearing the wig before he goes into the review proper.
* Dom showing off his Creator/RikMayall impression every chance he gets.
* When film!Irene causes Froglip to [[DisneyVillainDeath fall to his death]], the screen freezes on her smiling face, with the caption "ADDICTED TO MURDER NOW."
* ''(falsetto)'' [[HilariousOuttakes "Look at me]], I'm [[Series/GameOfThrones Cersei Lannister]]! [[TakeThat I'm just gonna drink wine on the balcony, for two seasons...]]"

[[AC:Film/JohnnyMnemonic]]
* "Back when this book was written I'm sure the idea of a popular mainstream fascist movement was quite the outlandish dystopian fiction concept. Simpler times."
* Naturally, the question of how an adaptation written by the short story's author ended up InNameOnly must be asked, and naturally, the answer boils down to "the usual suspect":
-->'''Dom''': '''[[ExecutiveMeddling STUDIO INTERFERENCE]]'''. [[DramaticThunder *lightning bolt*]]
* Dom has to laugh over how film!Johnny's computer brain's storage capacity is about the same as that of a $30 portable harddrive, as well as all the slightly futurized versions of nineties' technology.
-->'''Dom''': This film is one of those wonderful examples of people predicting the future ''really'' badly.
* There's just something about Dom [[TrrrillingRrrs trilling his R's]] when mocking Johnny's SkywardScream [[{{Narm}} of his desire for room service]] that adds an extra touch of hilarity.
* The bit mocking Creator/DolphLundgren [[DullSurprise not really putting much effort into his character's death scream]].
* "[...]Johnny and Jane suddenly remember that [[TokenRomance they're a man and a woman in a movie, so they must be in love]]..."

[[AC: Film/AClockworkOrange]]
* "Creator/AnthonyBurgess, like all the coolest people, hailed from Great Britain."
* Dom giving a sample of Nadsat slang.
* The skit from the non-American editions' final book chapter, between Alex speaking Nadsat and Pete speaking regular English.

[[AC:I listened to an Amish romance novel on Audible]]
* Dom shamelessly throwing a quick commercial for Audible into his introduction, even though this particular video wasn't sponsored.
* The novel's use of various Pennsylvania Dutch words ends up being unexpectedly familiar.
-->'''Dom''': Yeah, I didn't expect this book to have anything in common with ''Literature/AClockworkOrange'' either, but here we are!
* [[RunningGag #[=NotAllMen=]-good-guy Brock]].
* Dom's reenactment of a scene where a man wins over his girlfriend's father by saving his life from a very convenient robber. "Amish PUNCH!"
* To demonstrate just how supportive the daughters of one of the main characters are about their mother and #[=NotAllMen=]-good-guy Brock:
-->'''Daughter 1:''' Yaaaay! New daddy!
-->'''Daughter 2:''' This guy’s awesome! You should kiss him and make a ''BEHBEY''!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jesus swipes right so you don't have to!"]]
* Dom noting all the stories' noticeable lack of stakes.
-->'''Naomi''': We ''can't'' be together, because you're not Amish!\\
'''#[=NotAllMen=]-good-guy Brock''': ''(shrug)'' I'll convert.\\
'''Naomi''': Oh. Okay.\\
'''Janie''': We ''can't'' be together, because you live really far away!\\
'''Jonathon''': ''(shrug)'' I'll move closer.\\
'''Janie''': ...Sweet!\\
'''Dinah''': We ''can't'' be together, because we've only known each other for two weeks!\\
'''Amos''': ''(shrug)'' Let's just get married anyway.\\
'''Dinah''': Good idea!
* At the end, Dom reveals his ulterior motive for reviewing this audiobook: Calluna is the narrator.

[[AC:Film/CapeFear]]
* Dom's reenactment of part of the book where a completely out-of-his-depth Bowden tries to hire some tougher thugs to get rid of Cady after the last ones failed.
** First he tries at a bar.
--->'''Bowden:''' ''[to the bartender]'' Yes, hello, I was wondering if you could help me. I'm looking to speak to a mafia, please.
** Then he tries a random thug on the street.
--->'''Bowden:''' Excuse me, young man. Would you be interested in hearing about a special job I need doing?\\
'''Thug:''' Eh, not particularly. But do you have a few moments to talk about the good word of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior?\\
'''Bowden:''' Well, this was unexpected.
* Dom trying to figure out how to do a kid's voice in the bloopers.
-->'''Dom:''' ''[falsetto]'' We should find out... ''[normal]'' No, that's Mickey Mouse.\\
'''Dom''': For some reason I can't say "He killed my dog," in that voice without slipping into some weird pseudo-Cockney. "'e killed my dog, guv'na!"\\
'''Dom''': A lisp is definitely the way to go, lisp instantly equals "child." ''(one take later)'' Maybe not...sounds a bit like Gollum.

[[AC:Was ''Literature/ThePhantomOfTheOpera'' Worth All The Adaptations?]]
* This part from the reenactment of Raoul's conversation with Christine and her adopted mother, after he has declared that the "angel of music" that taught Christine to sing is in fact an impostor:
-->'''Raoul:''' Madame, I believe your adopted daughter is in clear and present danger!\\
'''Madame Valerius:''' From who?\\
'''Raoul:''' From the angel!\\
'''Madame Valerius:''' ...I thought you just said there is no angel.\\
'''Raoul:''' ...There isn't!\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Madame Valerius:''' Thanks for dropping by, Viscount.
** Making the whole thing better is that Dom gives Madame Valerius an old lady voice straight out of Creator/MontyPython.
* The quick sketch where Dom, as he's narrating at the time, recreates Christine telling Raoul about when she met Erik through mime, ending with her miming pulling off Erik's mask and reacting in exaggerated terror.
* His skit where Raoul and the Persian discover that the ominous flaming disembodied head that some opera employees saw was just a rat-catcher with a torch.
* Dom's reenactment of the Persian confronting Erik about the strange happenings at the opera house, only for Erik to blow him off with almost childlike BlatantLies. He claims the falling chandelier was "old as balls", the Count fell into the water and drowned on his own, and that Joseph was already strangled when he found him.
* The blooper reel shows Dom's filming ''continuously'' being interrupted by his cats, and notes the irony of his having to cut the bottom off the black mask he used for playing Erik so that he could actually ''speak'' through it.
* Dom pointing out that "Erik" would be a strange, exotic name to French people but comes across as TomTheDarkLord to English speakers.
* In the behind-the-scenes/bloopers for the third video, he swears that Jennifer Ellison's Scouse accent comes through in spots on film: "'ere, it's the Phantom of the Opera, let's kick his fookin 'ead in!"

[[AC:Interview With the Vampire]]
* Dom explains that Rice's vampires die when turned, which means they void their bowels. This was wisely [[NoDeadBodyPoops left out of the film]] and Dom demonstrates why by having Louis and Lestat say their beautiful, PurpleProse lines while [[ToiletHumor audibly farting and shitting]].
* The sketch of Lestat casually looking through Louis's ledger and deciding to use his money to buy a pony as Louis is going through the incredibly painful transformation into a vampire right next to him.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: 2020 Episodes]]
[[AC:The American Book That Offended The British]]
* Dom is incapable of doing a New England accent, so portrays Morgan with a rather bombastic Southern one since it's the best American accent he can do.
* [[WebVideo/{{Hbomberguy}} Knights-Errant were Garbage and Here's Why]].
* He's wearing an [[Series/GameOfThrones Olenna Tyrell]] t-shirt for the video, and at one point covers up her eyes when he rants about the series ending.

[[AC:Omegaverse: Male Pregnancy In Romance]]
* Dom assumes that omega children are birthed through the anus because the alternative "would look like footage of a snake eating a football played backwards."
* The skit about ''Daddy Wanted'' where Thorn saves Toby from being kidnapped by a stalkerish LoonyFan.
-->'''Thorn:''' Daddy... PUNCH! ''[punches out the stalker, to Toby's delight]''

[[AC:The Vampire Lestat/Queen of the Damned]]
* Dominic introduces Lestat with a somber monologue about his long life and his many experiences...[[MoodWhiplash before pulling out an electric guitar and playing it with a massive grin.]]
* The skit where Lestat tries to communicate telepathically with the other vampires but can't get through, shouting slowly as if he had a phone with poor reception.
-->'''Dom!Lestat:''' I said I'm stopping at Starbucks! Does anyone want me to get anything?
* Dominic describes Lestat flying around with Louis on their date. Cut to Dominic playing both a grinning Lestat and an increasingly uncomfortable Louis carried in the former's arms, complete with an over-the-top French-accented version of "A Whole New World".
* Dominic notices an actor named Pip Mushin is credited as "Guy Being Sucked."
-->'''Dominic:''' That feels like intentional sabotage of a guy's IMDB page. What did you do to piss off the editor, Pip?
* The appearance of [[WebVideo/RockedReviews Luke Spencer]]. Luke is just as happy to see him here as he was in ''AudioPlay/AVoiceFromTheDark''[[note]]There was a RunningGag about how an oblivious Dom thought Luke was his best friend while Luke just found him annoying[[/note]].

[[AC:[=Covid19=] Is Already A Romance Subgenre]]
* Dom's ScrewThisImOuttaHere reaction to finding out the first book he's reviewing will be ''Quarantined With The 10-Inch Soldier: Interracial Romance.''
* Dom's bemusement that the U.S. government in a smutty erotic story takes a more organized, sensible and proactive approach to quarantining people coming back from cruiseships than it did in real life.
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Yes, I do like to imagine my libido looks like]] Creator/BenedictCumberbatch."

[[AC:Pride and Prejudice]]
* The skits where Dom demonstrates the extreme sass of the characters in the book.
-->'''Mr. Collins:''' I should go and talk to Mr. Darcy.\\
'''Elizabeth:''' Oh, I wouldn't. He doesn't like being approached by randos without an official introduction.\\
'''Mr. Collins:''' Oh, pish-posh, what do you know? You're just a woman, you don't understand these things. ''[walks off-screen]'' Hello there, my good man!\\
'''Mr. Darcy:''' ''[echoing, from off-screen]'' '''''How dare you speak to me?!'''''\\
'''Mr. Collins:''' ''[as Elizabeth looks at him knowingly]'' Um... I... think that went rather well.\\\
'''Lady Catherine:''' Once and for all, girl, are you currently engaged to my nephew Mr. Darcy?\\
'''Elizabeth:''' No.\\
'''Lady Catherine:''' Good! And I want your solemn promise that you'll say no if he asks you to marry him.\\
'''Elizabeth:''' Oh, yes, of course! I have your promise right here in my pocket, as it happens. ''[[[FlippingTheBird flips a scandalised Lady Catherine the bird]]]'' Goodness, that's not a promise at all! I'm so embarrassed! Well, perhaps this crank can summon it. ''[makes a cranking motion with one hand and once again gives Lady Catherine the finger with the other]'' Oh no!

[[AC:The Picture of Dorian Gray (2009)]]
* As a lead-in to the "What They Changed" section, we get a skit of Dorian's portrait roaring at him. Only Dorian is unimpressed, so the picture continues roaring before quickly losing steam to the point where the last one is more akin to a ''question''.
-->'''Portrait:''' ''[QuizzicalTilt, {{beat}}]'' Rawr?
** By the time the "What They Left Out Altogether" section rolls around, the two are playing Go Fish.

[[AC:The Deceit And Broken Promises Behind [[Series/{{Earthsea}} The Worst Adaptation Ever]]]]
* [[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]]'s song about Creator/UrsulaKLeGuin over the end credits.
-->''Her name was sung with the highest regard''\\
''Even earned the praise of Creator/OrsonScottCard''\\
''And that guy's a dick!''
* And in the post credits bloopers, Sir Terry (the cat) takes a moment to eviscerate the curtains.

[[AC:Series/{{Earthsea}}]]
* In line with [=LeGuin=]'s own dislike for the series' whitewashing, Ged is referred to solely as "White Ged".
* He repeatedly points out how the {{Age Lift}}s of the characters make their actions worse. For example, Ged appears to be in his twenties but [[ManChild still acts like a 12 year old boy]], and the romance between Ged and Tenar being much creepier when you consider that when they met in the books, Ged was in his 30s and Tenar was ''15''. [[labelnote:note]] They do get together in the books as well, but it happens much later when they're both past middle age [[/labelnote]].
* "Even insulting this series is [[BeyondTheImpossible giving it too much credit!]]".
* "Put bluntly, on Earthsea, white people are the minority. Well, to be even more blunt, on ''Earth'' white people are the minority but [=LeGuin=] seems to be one of the only fantasy writers that remembers that."
* In the "What they Left Out Altogether", he mentions several awesome and emotional moments from the books (hard sea voyages, Ged fighting dragons, the journey to the Dry Land and back, the death of the otak, etc.) that he would have loved to have seen on screen....before cutting it off by saying that he's glad the adaptation cut them out so [[TakeThat he didn't have to suffer through them screwing it up]].


[[AC:Literature/{{Twilight}} Made Me Question The Existence Of Love]]
* While struggling to find an example of [[NoAccountingForTaste why Bella might actually be in love with Edward]], he comes to the conclusion that she's attracted to him because he has an inherent allure as a vampire, and that Edward is only attracted to ''her'' because her blood smells so good and that they are mutually brainwashing each other. He then takes this line of thought too far and decides that all love is involuntary biological response with nothing special about it and furthermore all life is meaningless and we are just [[StrawNihilist tiny bags of meat in an uncaring universe with no control over our lives or choices]]... and then he reads another passage disproving that theory, making his entire breakdown AllForNothing. [[MoodWhiplash And then it jumps to commercial.]] For extra points, the breakdown gives him {{emo}} hair, which he keeps for the rest of the review.
--> ''"It's not that deep, bro."''

[[AC:New Moon, The Boring One]]
* The skit of Bella attempting a TuckAndCover to save Edward from his SuicideByCop, only to fall to the ground when she crashes into him, while he doesn't even move an inch due to his SuperStrength.
-->'''Bella:''' ''[down on the ground]'' I love you.

[[AC:Eclipse, The Character Assassination Of Jacob]]
* He starts by taking off the Team Jacob shirt he wore in the last video, revealing a tank top that says "Nevermind, they're all terrible."
* The opening skit.
** Edward acts controlling and condescending to Bella, who rides off on a motorcycle with Jacob. Edward [[KarmicNod admits she was right to do so]].
** Jacob explains imprinting to Bella, who points out that he's basically describing [[WifeHusbandry grooming]].
** Bella's reaction after Edward defeats Victoria. [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror "Yay! I am so numb to violence at this point!"]]
* "Jacob acts like a greasy drunk bro hitting on you at a Dave and Buster's. [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure I have no idea what I just said, my co-producer Kate wrote that line.]]"

[[AC:Breaking Dawn, Edward's Penis Is Filled With Venom]]
* In the recap skit, Edward dramatically bemoans how he accidentally hurt Bella with his vampire strength in the heat of passion while they were having sex. Bella, however, was totally into it and wants to do it again, with Dom roleplaying as a ''dishabile'' Bella and screaming at the top of his lungs:
-->'''Bella!Dom:''' GIVE...MEEE..THAT...VAMPIRE DICK!!!\\

* And "Vampire Dick" gets hilariously topped by Bella then chasing Edward Scooby Doo-style as goofy cartoon music plays in the background. After a few seconds, she stops chasing Edward to inform him that she's pregnant, to which he responds by going completely still and staring at nothing in utter shock.
-->'''Bella:''' Edward? ''[waves a hand in front of his face]'' Edward...?

[[AC:Breaking Dawn, NOW It Gets Graphic?!]]
* From the recap skit, after Bella gives birth and Jacob and Edward, who is holding the baby, walk away covered in blood with haunted looks on their faces:
-->'''Jacob:''' I'm gonna MARRY that baby!\\
'''Edward:''' [[BigWhat WHAT THE]] [[CurseCutShort FU]]--

[[AC:Breaking Dawn, How NOT to Write a Satisfying Ending]]
* The opening skit depicting the "battle" with the Volturi basically boiling down to Edward and Aro going back and forth with "No, we didn't." "Yes, you did." Bonus points for him clearly trying to emulate Creator/MichaelSheen as [[LargeHam Aro]] in the movies.
* The complete and ''utter'' disdain he has for the name Renesmee. Irritably saying that being the one who gave the kid the name in the first place, Bella has no right getting mad at Jacob for giving Nessie a significantly less dumb nickname.
* Dominic gets increasingly incensed about Meyer's tendecy to {{pad|ding}} out plotlines that easily could have been resolved in a single, concise sentence, so that they instead end up going on for ''much'' longer than necessary and often peters out in an AntiClimax, leaving him with the feeling that the story as been a waste of his time.
-->'''Dom:''' I want the time I spend reading this ''meandering, pointless drivel back, DAMMIT!'' GIVE MY TIME ''BACK'', STEPHENIE MEYER!
* He clearly has a few thoughts on Joham experimenting with human/vampire hybrid children to create a master race.
-->''(cut to Dom dressed as a police officer, complete with a cityscape and car in the background)''\\
'''Dom:''' ''(into a megaphone)'' STEPHANIE MEYER, ''BACK AWAY'' FROM THE HEAVY RACIAL SUBJECT. YOU ARE NOT ''IN ANY WAY'' EQUIPPED TO WRITE ABOUT A HEAVY RACIAL SUBJECT.
* The shirt Dominic wears throughout the episode reads "[[CallBack It's not that deep, bro.]]"
* "[[{{Music/Europe}} IT'S THE]] [[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch FINAL LETDOWN]]!"

[[AC:Film/PrinceCaspian]]
* When introducing the supporting cast, he describes Trumpkin as meeting the Pevensies after losing an election to his rival Bidensan.
* Dom was confused on why Aslan grew with the children, and finds out there's a theological explanation, which he explains in grand, bombastic fashion.
--> '''Dom:''' WHEN YOU DRAW CLOSE TO JESUS, SO DOES JESUS G[[TrrrillingRrrs RRRRR]]OW WITHIN YOU! So...uh....yeah.
** He uses the same tone for his skit of CS Lewis telling a journalist that no, Aslan isn't [[MessianicArchetype an allegory for Jesus]], he is ''literally'' [[CrystalDragonJesus Jesus]].
* Due to a combination of AgeLift and DawsonCasting (Caspian is about 13 in the book, he's in his late teens in the movie, and Ben Barnes was 26 at the time of filming), Dom concludes that film Caspian is a grown adult who needs teenagers from another world to save him from his own stupidity.
--> '''Dom:''' (about the plan to resurrect the White Witch) [Caspian] of the book rejected the idea outright because he had [[IdiotHero more than three brain cells]].
* In describing how one-note the Pevensies were in the original novels so they'd be easier for children to put themselves in their shoes, he calls them [[KnightInShiningArmor the noble knight]] (Peter), [[TheAtoner the redeemed one]] (Edmund), the [[IncorruptiblePurePureness true believer]] (Lucy)....and [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Susan]].

[[AC:Immortal Highlanders Vs The Roman Vampires, A Time Travel Romance]]
* While talking about the author's published works, Dom stumbles across one of the books, called ''[[NamestheSame Dominic]]''. Because he knows his audience will demand it anyway, he says if the video gets 10,000 likes he'll read it too.
** Sure enough the video go that 10,000 likes in less than 24 hours after it was uploaded.
* At one point Dom explains that this book probably has the most sex scenes of any other book he's discussed, barring ''Fifty Shades.'' So, yeah, it's really not safe for work. But it's also not safe to download the audiobook, listen to it while driving to Starbucks and forget that it's still playing as you wind down your window at the drive-through, avoiding eye-contact with the barista as she hands you your iced white mocha while the narrator describes licking the juices off of a highlander's still erect cock after sex. He finishes the bit by taking an awkward swig from his iced white mocha and letting out a resigned sigh.
* The skits of Roman vampire soldiers trying to use [[PlayingWithFire Kinley]] as bait for her love interest, only for her to kill them all. Particularly the Captain's nonchalant response to being set on fire.
--> '''Captain''': [[EvilGloating Atlast we have you right where we want you, and now I'm going to]] *Kinley sets him on fire* [[DissonantSerenity Er...Right, right...Well...]] [[TooDumbToLive I feel silly now]].

[[AC:A Sexy Lumberjack Christmas Romance]]
* Partway through the video, Dom notices that the book about a gay romance and their negative past experiences being written by a straight woman is rubbing him the wrong way. But he has no place to call foul being a straight man. So he brings in [[WebVideo/NeedsMoreGay Rantasmo]] for assistance... by using the ''[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Dragon Dagger]]''.
--> '''Rantasmo''': Dom, I thought we've talked about this before, I am ''not'' the Dragonzord.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:2021 Episodes]]

[[AC: Film/TheScarletPimpernel1982]]
* In the beginning skit, Dom's enjoyment of the book is interrupted when he slams face first into ValuesDissonance.
-->'''Dom:''' Oh that sneaky, elusive Pimpernel.\\
'''Voiceover:''' Chapter 26: [[GreedyJew The Jew]]\\
'''Dom:''' ''(SpitTake)'' Well, that got awkward so fast.
* Throughout the review, he keeps finding puns on the titular hero's name, including [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes The Scarlet Pumpernickel]], The Scarlet Simp-ernel, The Scarlet Pimp Slap, Marvel's ComicBook/ScarletWitch-ernel, The Film/CrimsonPeak -ernal, and finally, The Scarlet Sink Me I've Run out of Puns.
* Dom notes that with everything that happened recently, he's [[{{Understatement}} slightly unsympathetic to the one percent]]. Cut to a picture of Dom in front of a city on fire, waving a flag that says "EatTheRich" and wearing an Creator/UrsulaKLeGuin t-shirt.
* The skit of the Scarlet Pimpernel switching between meaningless foppish banter and spy talk whenever someone passes within earshot. It ends with one guy hanging around too long, resulting in the Pimpernel running out of foppish banter and just telling him to [[PrecisionFStrike fuck off]].
* Dom's interpretation of Percy's duel with Chauvelin in the film (where Percy does his best to [[ShamefulStrip cut off his clothes]] and then demands he be stripped once he's beaten) is that they should [[BelligerentSexualTension just fuck already]].

[[AC:The Coolest Character From The Fellowship of The Ring that Was Left out of the Film]]
* The first thing he says is that no, it's not [[EnsembleDarkhorse Tom Bombadil]].
* Referring to Tom as the Middle Earth version of John Mulaney due to the fact that he can't stop gushing about how amazing his wife is.
* When talking about the Barrow-Wight preparing to sacrifice the party, Dom gets more and more into how creepy and atmsopheric the scene is, which is [[FailedAttemptAtDrama promptly killed]] by his hair refusing to stay in place and him having to cut the scene midway through to tie it up.
* Dom explains that Glorfindel is TheDreaded to the forces of evil. Just how dreaded? Three of the Nazgûl decides to just straight up leg it when he enters the scene.
-->'''Nazgûl:''' Oh, ''fuuuck!'' It's Glorfindel! Cheese it, boys!
* While building up to the character's official introduction, he refers to his viewers as "[[AccidentalInnuendo dirty boys]]", causing him to break down laughing and admit that he shouldn't ad-lib so much.
* The actual character is [[BadassBystander Farmer Maggot]]. Who technically ''was'' in the movie, but as a [[AdaptationalWimp coward who gave up Frodo's location to the Nazgul]], as opposed to his book counterpart who refused to admit anything to them and even [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu told the Black Rider to get off his land]] despite having no more than a scythe and a dog to his name, then smuggled the party out of the Shire at great risk to himself. Dom is utterly infuriated and refers to Film!Maggot as "the pretender", even threatening him with Anduril.
** Il Neige's outro song, "The Ballad of Farmer Maggot" (styled after Creator/LeonardNimoy's "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins") deserves mentioning here.

[[AC:The Golden Compass]]
* Il Neige's outro song about the movie's [[ProudWarriorRace armored bears]] is based on the [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfTheGummiBears Gummi Bears theme song]].

[[AC:Discworld]]
* Dom describes his father as a "literal mad scientist", complete of a picture of [[FunnyBackgroundEvent his father photobombing him]].

[[AC:The Chronicles of Narnia Kept Getting Weirder]]
* Dom calls his Chronicles of Narnia series the "Jesus fursona party bus."
* Dom barely able to keep his laughter in as several passages from ''Literature/TheSilverChair'' are read where HaveAGayOldTime is in full effect.
* The RunningGag of Eustace finding Caspian handsome, but [[ArmoredClosetGay only in an objective, platonic way.]]
** Which culminates in Dominic saying that he might just be projecting because he personally finds Creator/BenBarnes handsome, [[EvenTheGuysWantHim saying that no one is THAT straight]]. Complete with a [[StylisticSuck very cheap edit]] of Dominic seducing Caspian.
** Even better is the image of Barnes specifically has him in a [[SexySoakedShirt wet shirt]].
* Dominic's visible discomfort at the fact that Peter and Caspian basically [[ValuesDissonance subjugated the giants]].
* Dom mentioning that the scene where Jill, Eustace, and the ghost of Caspian [[BullyHunter punish the bullies]] was pure WishFulfillment for his younger self, who often wished he could beat his bullies with a [[{{BFS}} zweihander]]. He then realizes how [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior violent]] that sounded and wonders if he grew up okay. [[FunWithSubtitles The edits say otherwise]], and he rapidly switches to the sponsorship rather than address it.

[[AC:Watership Down]]
* Dom's brief summary of the plot features him in a blood-drenched bunny costume punching himself, pulling his ears in terror, and dying horribly, all while heavy metal plays in the background.

[[AC: Film/{{Twilight}}]]
* Near the end, Dominic mentions the InNameOnly [[WhatCouldHaveBeen original script]] for the movie, which involved Bella being a track star with a gun, a secret branch of the FBI attempting to chase down and capture the Cullens, and a climactic ChaseScene across the sea using jetskis. He then decides to travel to the universe where that became the Twilight movie, and returns wearing a tactical vest and wielding a [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome bloody sword]]. Apparently, that version of Twilight was different and he wishes more people had seen it, but as a trade-off [[ForWantOfANail humanity was enslaved by hyperintelligent koala bears]].

[[AC: Is Chuck Tingle A Good Writer?]]
* It's Creator/ChuckTingle. Simply describing his work is going to be this.
* Dom describes the plot of "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt", accompanied with a picture of [[DistractedByMyOwnSexy Captain America admiring his own ass]] in ''Film/AvengersEndgame''.
* Il Neige's Theatre/{{Hamilton}} parody at the end, revealing that their team read eighty-five of Tingle's books for the video. Kate read five, Il Neige read twenty-nine, and Dominic read ''fifty-one''!

[[AC: Literature/JourneyToTheWest]]
* Knowing he'll get a backlash if he doesn't at least mention [[Franchise/{{Dragonball}} a certain much-beloved adaptation]], he dutifully rounds off his list with an honorable mention...to the much-hated ''Film/DragonballEvolution''. [[TrollingCreator Followed by an unrepentant]] KubrickStare and SlasherSmile.
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* Knowing he'll get a backlash if he doesn't at least mention [[a certain much-beloved adaptation Franchise/{{Dragonball}}, he dutifully rounds off his list with an honorable mention...to the much-hated ''Film/DragonballEvolution''. [[TrollingCreator Followed by an unrepentant]] KubrickStare and SlasherSmile.

* Knowing he'll get a backlash if he doesn't at least mention Franchise/{{Dragonball}}, he mentions...the much-hated ''Film/DragonballEvolution'' followed by a KubrickStare and a SlasherSmile.

* Il Neige's Theatre/{{Hamilton}} parody at the end, revealing that their team read 85 of Tingle's books for the video. Kate read five, Il Neige read twenty-nine, and Dominic read ''fifty-one''!

* Dom mentioning that the scene where Jill, Eustace, and the ghost of Caspian [[BullyHunter punish the bullies]] was pure WishFulfillment for his younger self, who often wished he could beat his bullies with a zweihander. He then realizes how [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior violent]] that sounded and wonders if he grew up okay. [[FunWithSubtitles The edits say otherwise]], and he rapidly switches to the sponsorship rather than address it.

* The actual character is [[BadassBystander Farmer Maggot]]. Who technically ''was'' in the movie, but as a [[InNameOnly coward who gave up Frodo's location to the Nazgul]], as opposed to his book counterpart who refused to admit anything to them and even [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu told the Black Rider to get off his land]] despite having no more than a scythe and a dog to his name, then smuggled the party out of the Shire at great risk to himself. Dom is utterly infuriated and refers to Film!Maggot as "the pretender", even threatening him with Anduril.