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6th Jan '13 10:19:32 AM SeptimusHeap
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* Charley and his assistant go to buy some chicken for dinner, and the chicken-farmer selling it asks if they've ever [[ButYouScrewOneGoat fucked a chicken]]... and starts providing a lot more information than either of them could have possibly required. For good measure, the chicken-farmer attempts to row back by claiming that Charley's assistant looks sexually frustrated enough to have tried it himself, which naturally results in the normally sedate assistant completely flying off the handle.

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* Charley and his assistant go to buy some chicken for dinner, and the chicken-farmer selling it asks if they've ever [[ButYouScrewOneGoat [[BestialityIsDepraved fucked a chicken]]... and starts providing a lot more information than either of them could have possibly required. For good measure, the chicken-farmer attempts to row back by claiming that Charley's assistant looks sexually frustrated enough to have tried it himself, which naturally results in the normally sedate assistant completely flying off the handle.
6th Jan '12 7:25:23 PM CompletelyDeluded
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* Captain Spaulding and his "brother" go to buy some chicken for dinner, and the guy selling it asks if they've ever [[ButYouScrewOneGoat fucked a chicken]].

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* Captain Spaulding Charley and his "brother" assistant go to buy some chicken for dinner, and the guy chicken-farmer selling it asks if they've ever [[ButYouScrewOneGoat fucked a chicken]].chicken]]... and starts providing a lot more information than either of them could have possibly required. For good measure, the chicken-farmer attempts to row back by claiming that Charley's assistant looks sexually frustrated enough to have tried it himself, which naturally results in the normally sedate assistant completely flying off the handle.


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** This leads into an equally hilarious outtake: "I MAKE THE FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE! ''I'' MAKE THE FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE! Where's that guy with the stick?"
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