History Funny / TheDevilsRejects

-->'''Clevon:''' (chuckling when Candy says that everyone "wants to fuck Princess Leia) ''I'd'' fuck her.

* Some BlackComedy from Captain Spaulding, after he knocks out a mother in front of her son. RefugeInAudacity at its finest. [[{{Narm}} The kid's failure at looking and sounding scared just makes the scene that much funnier]].

* Some BlackComedy from Captain Spaulding, after he knocks out a mother in front of her son. [[{{Narm}} The kid's failure at looking and sounding scared just makes the scene that much funnier]].

'''Captain J.T.''' Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car. Go on. Yayayayayaya!\\

--> '''Captain Spaulding:''' What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: (shakes his head, crying) No...
Captain Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? ''Aren't we fuckin' funny?'' You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma, and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, ''I'm gonna kill your whole. Fuckin'. Family.''
Jamie: (continues crying) Please...
Captain J.T. Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car. Go on. Yayayayayaya!

* 'Consider me fuckin' [[RefugeInAudacity Willy-Fuckin'-Wonka. This is MY fuckin' chocolate factory, you got it? My factory!!!!]] Oh Otis.

* Charley and his assistant go to buy some chicken for dinner, and the chicken-farmer selling it asks if they've ever [[BestialityIsDepraved fucked a chicken]]... and starts providing a lot more information than either of them could have possibly required. For good measure, the chicken-farmer attempts to row back by claiming that Charley's assistant looks sexually frustrated enough to have tried it himself, which naturally results in the normally sedate assistant completely flying off the handle.

* 'I'm [[RefugeInAudacity Willy-Fuckin'-Wonka, and this is my fuckin' chocolate factory!!!!]] Oh Otis.

* Charley and his assistant go to buy some chicken for dinner, and the chicken-farmer selling it asks if they've ever [[ButYouScrewOneGoat fucked a chicken]]... and starts providing a lot more information than either of them could have possibly required. For good measure, the chicken-farmer attempts to row back by claiming that Charley's assistant looks sexually frustrated enough to have tried it himself, which naturally results in the normally sedate assistant completely flying off the handle.

* Captain Spaulding and his "brother" go to buy some chicken for dinner, and the guy selling it asks if they've ever [[ButYouScrewOneGoat fucked a chicken]].