History Funny / TheDarkness

21st Dec '14 9:20:39 AM TheUnsquished
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* Dolfo's counterpart in the Asylum, "[[AdolfHitler Adolf]]," is good for a laugh. When Jackie first tries to escape the Asylum, he can be heard shouting, "Head for ze bunker! Tell Eva I will be late!"
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* Dolfo's counterpart in the Asylum, "[[AdolfHitler "[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf]]," is good for a laugh. When Jackie first tries to escape the Asylum, he can be heard shouting, "Head for ze bunker! Tell Eva I will be late!"
22nd Jun '14 4:55:36 PM chitoryu12
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** His description of the Lantern of Saint Anthony, claiming that it never worked properly because it was [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the souls of children]], "and children are fickle little bitches." For good measure, he notes [[NiceJobBreakingItHero just how many hapless travellers died because Saint Anthony thought that the lantern could guide them home]], and because [[spoiler: the Angelus]] thought that the imprisoned souls of murdered children would make a nifty weapon. "[[SarcasmMode Yay!]]"
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** His description of the Lantern of Saint Anthony, claiming that it never worked properly because it was [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the souls of children]], "and children are fickle little bitches." For good measure, he notes [[NiceJobBreakingItHero just how many hapless travellers travelers died because Saint Anthony thought that the lantern could guide them home]], and because [[spoiler: the Angelus]] thought that the imprisoned souls of murdered children would make a nifty weapon. "[[SarcasmMode Yay!]]"

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** His description of * During the Lantern restaurant attack at the beginning, a woman is heard complaining of Saint Anthony, claiming that it never worked properly because it her ravioli being too spicy shortly before the attack. After the attack, "I said the ravioli was [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by too spicy" are her last words before dying. In the souls of children]], "and children Asylum, this throwaway line gets an ''entire poster'' in Jackie's room, portraying it as a musical comedy. * In the Asylum, several ''Darkness'' comic books are fickle little bitches." For good measure, he notes [[NiceJobBreakingItHero just how many hapless travellers died because Saint Anthony thought that the lantern could guide them home]], and because [[spoiler: the Angelus]] thought that the imprisoned souls of murdered children would make a nifty weapon. "[[SarcasmMode Yay!]]"next to Jackie's bed.
17th May '14 10:58:27 AM Serocco
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* "I fixed your broken head ball."
25th Jan '13 2:59:36 PM CompletelyNormalGuy
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** Noting that one infamous Darkness Host from the time of Moses was referred to as "a Dark Man who spoke with authority," and adding, "You know, like JamesEarlJones."
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** Noting that one infamous Darkness Host from the time of Moses was referred to as "a Dark Man who spoke with authority," and adding, "You know, like JamesEarlJones.Creator/JamesEarlJones."
20th Dec '12 7:09:13 PM Aiguille
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* From ''TheDarkness'' [=/=]Pitt crossover has [[HitmanWithAHeart Jackie]] babysitting a young boy named Tim (MoralityPet and PersonOfMassDestruction) and they watch ''Film/TheGodfather'' together... and Jackie gives him pointers on how he would have carried out the hit. ** From that same arc: "[[TheDarkness Jackie Estacado's]] Big List of Things That Suck:"
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* From ''TheDarkness'' ''ComicBook/TheDarkness'' [=/=]Pitt crossover has [[HitmanWithAHeart Jackie]] babysitting a young boy named Tim (MoralityPet and PersonOfMassDestruction) and they watch ''Film/TheGodfather'' together... and Jackie gives him pointers on how he would have carried out the hit. ** From that same arc: "[[TheDarkness Jackie Estacado's]] "Jackie Estacado's Big List of Things That Suck:"
7th Aug '12 11:25:43 AM DeathMessenger
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** There's also this: -->'''Adolf:''' [[RousingSpeech We shall fight on the beaches! We shall fight on the landing grounds! We shall fight in the fields and in the streets...]] Oh wait! That was [[WinstonChurchill Churchill]]! Damnit!
4th Jun '12 6:02:11 AM SeptimusHeap
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* After the [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel nightmarish scene]] of Jackie being mutilated with an electric drill by Shrote, seeing the drill break down and Shrote throwing a temper tantrum can be [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious.]] The muffled yell of "Chinese piece of shit!" sells it.
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* After the [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel [[NightmareFuel nightmarish scene]] of Jackie being mutilated with an electric drill by Shrote, seeing the drill break down and Shrote throwing a temper tantrum can be [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious.]] The muffled yell of "Chinese piece of shit!" sells it.
4th Jun '12 1:29:57 AM FELH2
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* From ''TheDarkness'' [=/=]Pitt crossover has [[HitmanWithAHeart Jackie]] babysitting a young boy named Tim (MoralityPet and PersonOfMassDestruction) and they watch ''TheGodfather'' together... and Jackie gives him pointers on how he would have carried out the hit.
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* From ''TheDarkness'' [=/=]Pitt crossover has [[HitmanWithAHeart Jackie]] babysitting a young boy named Tim (MoralityPet and PersonOfMassDestruction) and they watch ''TheGodfather'' ''Film/TheGodfather'' together... and Jackie gives him pointers on how he would have carried out the hit.
6th Mar '12 5:57:33 AM CompletelyDeluded
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** His description of the Lantern of Saint Anthony, claiming that it never worked properly because it was [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the souls of children]], "and children are fickle little bitches." For good measure, he notes just how many hapless travellers died because Saint Anthony thought that the lantern could guide them home, and because [[spoiler: the Angelus]] thought that the imprisoned souls of murdered children would make a nifty weapon. "[[SarcasmMode Yay!]]"
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** His description of the Lantern of Saint Anthony, claiming that it never worked properly because it was [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the souls of children]], "and children are fickle little bitches." For good measure, he notes [[NiceJobBreakingItHero just how many hapless travellers died because Saint Anthony thought that the lantern could guide them home, home]], and because [[spoiler: the Angelus]] thought that the imprisoned souls of murdered children would make a nifty weapon. "[[SarcasmMode Yay!]]"Yay!]]" ** Noting that one infamous Darkness Host from the time of Moses was referred to as "a Dark Man who spoke with authority," and adding, "You know, like JamesEarlJones."
4th Mar '12 12:06:16 AM CompletelyDeluded
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* After the [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel nightmarish scene]] of Jackie being mutilated with an electric drill by Shrote, seeing the drill break down and Shrote throwing a temper tantrum can be [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious.]] The muffled yell of "Chinese piece of shit!" sells it.

** His description of the Lantern of Saint Anthony, claiming that it never worked properly because it was [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the souls of children]], "and children are fickle little bitches." For good measure, he notes just how many hapless travellers died because Saint Anthony thought that the lantern could guide them home, and because [[spoiler: the Angelus]] thought that the imprisoned souls of murdered children would make a nifty weapon. "[[SarcasmMode Yay!]]"

-->'''Adolf:''' Stalinist.[[/folder]]
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-->'''Adolf:''' Stalinist.Stalinist. * After the [[spoiler: Brotherhood's attack on the penthouse]], you can find [[CleanupCrew Butcher Joyce]] forcing parts of various corpses down the toilet. [[/folder]]
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