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Tropes that apply to me

• American Accents: Floridian, definitely. For those that don't know the distinction, I pronounce "Florida" like "FLOOR-ih-duh" instead of "FLAR-duh", and "oar-enj" instead of "ahr-unge" for Orange. "Fore-ehn" instead of "fahr-ehn."
• Audio Erotica: I've been told that I have a fairly deep voice.
• Author Appeal
• Bishounen: I think so, yeah◊.
• Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: People are always surprised at how much of a prick I get.
• Bi the Way: More like bi-curious; I recognize good looks when I see them, but I prefer women. Including animated women.
• Blue and Orange Morality: I've been told that I have such a thing by friends and family members alike.
• Broken Pedestal: Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton and the entire country of Israel.
• Buxom Is Better: Certainly with me, though curves, Sexy Back and Baby Got Back are just as fine.
• Cassandra Truth: My fearmongering over drones and the slashes to the social programs? Yeah, look where that's taken everyone.
• Catch Phrase: Plenty, like "Don't judge me".
• Cloud Cuckoolander: Sometimes.
• Early-Bird Cameo: This happens a lot of the time. For example, before I started following Pardon The Interruption, I heard Wilbon narrate the story of Jeremy Lin on Ti Vo. Lin was the guy that sparked my interest in basketball, actually, so when I was tuning in to see how he does against Miami, it was that video where I first saw Rudy Gay, Kevin Durant, Amar'e Stoudemire and Paul Pierce. I already heard of Carmelo Anthony, Derrick Rose and Kobe Bryant, but it wasn't until the 2012 playoffs that I knew what they were about.
• Ethical Slut: At least, I agree with the sentiment.
• Fanboy: Major one towards Haineko, Rukia Kuchiki, Misaki Ayuzawa and Merry Nightmare.
  • Also, I support The Young Turks and Cenk Uygur.
• He's Got Legs: I think so, yeah.
• Intergenerational Friendship: You'll be surprised at how much this applies to me. There was my private school teacher (in his 40s), there was a 31-year old that I view to be my brother (and vice versa), and there was a 29 year old girl that I love almost as much as I love a sister. That was when I was 15.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Though I'm more of a Nice Guy than I am as a Jerkass (such times that I'm the latter are fairly common, but still surprising to them).
• Lovable Sex Maniac: Rather perverted; I'm very curious about the sex lives of my friends, I have a blatant interest in anime girls and I can be quite the flirt at times.
  • Chivalrous Pervert: Yes, despite the above trope, I respect most of the women that I know personally, especially friends of mine. I can even be quite the gentlemen if need be.
• Mr. Fanservice: A goal of mine.
• Perverse Sexual Lust: I definitely subscribe to this sentiment.
• Platonic Life Partners: With a girl one year older than me.
• Would Hit a Girl: And have, before. I find it rather sexist to think that women are somehow "above" being hit if they hit.